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TOO SOON!
by ScoobySnack
May 21st, 2008
09:00:51 AM
No, wait... FIRST! Um, no... HEY, GREAT NEWS!
First?
by Zombieflicker
May 21st, 2008
09:00:57 AM
I'm first!
Damn!
by Zombieflicker
May 21st, 2008
09:01:35 AM
First posters are losers anyway, 2nd rules, just like David Cook!
Will they deage
by montimer
May 21st, 2008
09:05:31 AM
Yeah, this isn't going to suck.
by jae683
May 21st, 2008
09:05:49 AM
=(
Sorry
by montimer
May 21st, 2008
09:06:25 AM
Accidentally hit return key. Will they de-age Viggo Mortensen x-men 3-style?
Um...
by Dauntless
May 21st, 2008
09:07:23 AM
Yeah, I'm looking forward to this. I hope its as well done as Jackson's lot. But (and I think I'm right here) Aragorn wasn't in, or mentioned, in the Hobbitt. Why would they be offering Mortenson a role?
Aragorn?
by Teko
May 21st, 2008
09:07:26 AM
Well, either that gives us some idea of what we'd see in the second movie, or The Hobbit's going to be padded out with Aragorn stuff to fill two movies on its own. Hrrm....
Aragorn?
by rev_skarekroe
May 21st, 2008
09:09:35 AM
Wouldn't his character be a teenager during The Hobbit's story? I shall look it up. Don't go anywhere.

Yep, I did the math. Aragorn would've been 9 years old during The Hobbit, which takes place 61 years prior to Lord of the Rings. This movie has already failed. Sorry.

hobbit is movie 1
by Uridium
May 21st, 2008
09:11:50 AM
The Hobbit is movie 1.... movie 2 is set in the time between the Hobbit and LOTR. I guess Aragorn will be on movie 2....
correction....
by Uridium
May 21st, 2008
09:13:22 AM
I guess Aragorn will be IN movie 2.
They are making two movies
by erichaislar
May 21st, 2008
09:13:28 AM
shoot at the same time. It is possible Aragorn is in the second one that bridges the hobbit with the lord of the rings.
Aragorn
by skynetbauxi
May 21st, 2008
09:13:31 AM
they shouldn't put him into the first movie (THE HOBBIT), but Aragorn will definitely play an important part in the second movie (WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN THE HOBBIT AND LOTR)
alright, I think we figured that one out...
by skynetbauxi
May 21st, 2008
09:14:10 AM
lol
this whole 2nd movie thing...
by Gatsbys West Egg Omlet
May 21st, 2008
09:18:05 AM
seems to be stetting the stage to do every Tolkien story ever put on paper. will we see Aragorn's decade long search for Gollum, eventually? is there a Scowering(is that the word he used?) of the Shire movie in the works?
will we get tired of them?
by Gatsbys West Egg Omlet
May 21st, 2008
09:20:22 AM
yes we will.

and Del Toro will still not have made his Cthulhu movie.

Scouring of the Shire
by Razorback
May 21st, 2008
09:21:41 AM
Scouring... spell it with me.
Gandy's Back!
by Annie The Pod Racer
May 21st, 2008
09:22:19 AM
YES!!!!!!!!!!!
Aragorns age
by CaptGrogan
May 21st, 2008
09:23:49 AM
Aragorn isnt an ordianry human. Theres a scene in one of the movies... I want to say the last one, (the scene where he pretends to eat the soup) where he explains that he is significantly older than he appears. (one presumes due to elven magic of some sort)
HATER
by DocPazuzu
May 21st, 2008
09:23:51 AM
The ringwearer9 story.
why randy gandy loves hobbits
by GavinVanDraven
May 21st, 2008
09:25:46 AM
those little guys are the perfect height for standing blowjobs. and his cock looks massive in thier little hands. great news on the casting, did you doubt those guys would return?
Ian Holm...
by DocPazuzu
May 21st, 2008
09:25:51 AM
...for Bilbo, please.

Holm's a lively old coot and with a wig, some creative CGI and doubles there's no reason they can't make him work in the part.

Well, that was easy!
by morGoth
May 21st, 2008
09:27:53 AM
Looks like the Tale of Arwen and Aragorn will be fleshed out in the second movie. Cool!

Hater, the movie about Ringwearer9 and his relationship with peter jackson {[:^)

thanks Razorback.
by Gatsbys West Egg Omlet
May 21st, 2008
09:29:54 AM
i was thinking it was a Tolkienism.
CaptGrogan
by SUPERJIM
May 21st, 2008
09:30:31 AM
Aragorn is one of the Dunedain, although that is not how you spell it. They are more blessed with long life.
Eep...that's scary Doc!
by morGoth
May 21st, 2008
09:31:03 AM
Or is it great minds thinking alike?
has anyone read Hater?
by Gatsbys West Egg Omlet
May 21st, 2008
09:32:41 AM
sounds interesting.

thats the concept i thought M Night's new one was going to be wrapped around, when i saw the first teaser. boy was i wrong.

T.R. Knight for Bilbo
by Lord_Darkmoon
May 21st, 2008
09:34:42 AM
As Sir Ian Holm may be too old to play a young Bilbo, I think they should go with T.R. Knight as he looks like a Hobbit.
Speaking of Viggo Mortensen...
by Mr. Nice Gaius
May 21st, 2008
09:36:14 AM
Did anyone else catch the CHUD article that had a photo of Viggo as "The Man" from the upcoming film version of THE ROAD? Pretty spot on:

http://tinyurl.com/5sfo4c

DocPaz and morGoth
by Mr. Nice Gaius
May 21st, 2008
09:36:47 AM
Nice!
Ian Holm
by cutest_of_borg
May 21st, 2008
09:46:18 AM
To paraphrase Yoda..."He is too old to begin the filming". Martin Freeman MUST play Bilbo.
Aragorn was of Numenorian descent...
by morGoth
May 21st, 2008
09:47:14 AM
...and had a greater life-span than ordinary Men. He lived to the ripe old age of 210 but, yes, was only ten when Bilbo set out on the Quest for Erebor. He will only be in the second movie, hopefully. Of course, if would be cool for Bilbo to run in to him when he's hanging out in Rivendell with Thorin and company.

Elrond: Hey Bilbo, come meet this little knocker named Estel.

Final Scene of 2nd Film
by cutest_of_borg
May 21st, 2008
09:50:00 AM
Gandalf hands off baby Frodo to Bilbo and both stare at twin setting suns over Bag End. Wait a minute...
The Signal anyone?
by JBouganim1
May 21st, 2008
09:51:49 AM
What the fuck? That sounds like the Signal
Simon Pegg!
by GoSensGo
May 21st, 2008
09:56:19 AM
Simon Pegg as Bilbo would be funny as hell. And they should be talking to Liv Tyler, not Viggo.
Go ahead and announce the return of . . .
by Nice Marmot
May 21st, 2008
09:57:25 AM
. . . Hugo Weaving as Elrond. Wouldn't mind seeing Rhys-Davies cast as Gloin, too. And you would think they could still use Holm. And Jessie "The Body" Ventura as the voice of Smaug.
cutest_of_borg
by DocPazuzu
May 21st, 2008
09:58:10 AM
Freeman would be a good Bilbo under other circumstances, but since Holm is spry enough to pull it off, I say go for it.

"When 900 year old YOU become, look as good you will not!"

What about the Dwarves?
by Belkon
May 21st, 2008
10:05:46 AM
They need to focus on the Dwarves that travel with Bilbo in the Hobbit! John RD should be back if anyone. Glad to see Ian back though and who will be playing a young Bilbo?
OK, Doc
by cutest_of_borg
May 21st, 2008
10:08:40 AM
But they will need to really slather on the cgi to his ancient mug - no offense to the great Holm.
Aragorn in the second movie
by fishface
May 21st, 2008
10:08:43 AM
Hopefully it will be a wizard-centric one with the white council (including a "good" saruman) taking out the Necromancer. But yeah, he would be too young for it, IF they kept with the same timeline. (Wouldn't be the first time such things have been scrooged with.)
as much as I'd love to see Ian Holm
by oisin5199
May 21st, 2008
10:14:44 AM
he's NOT spry enough to pull it off. He said it himself. He's almost 80. The Hobbit has a lot of action and it's not like he's Harrison Ford.
danny
by cutest_of_borg
May 21st, 2008
10:15:26 AM
As Cartman said so eloquently, "Go ahead and play your goddamn Harry Butthole Pussy Potter!"
Ian Holm is too old.
by C Legion
May 21st, 2008
10:19:24 AM
I wish he wasn't, as I think he was the most perfectly cast character in the LOTR films, but the guy will be around 80 by the time the production ends. Let's be realistic, he's too old to play the lead in an action adventure epic.
Aragorn wasn't nine...
by expert_40
May 21st, 2008
10:19:36 AM
... he was 16 during the time of The Hobbit.

That's beside the point as obviously, he will be a part of the second movie, which I believe will be Aragorn and Gandalf-centric anyway.

I think the second movie will contain the search for Gollum that Gandalf and Aragorn embark upon.

We may see Aragorn fighting as Thorongil for Rohan and Gondor before he went to Lothlorien where he met Arwen dancing underneath the stars.

See, there are many avenues in which Aragorn's whole story can be fleshed-out, which serves as an awesome bridge to The Fellowship of the Ring.
they are going to promote gollum like hell
by THE KNIGHT
May 21st, 2008
10:21:45 AM
in the teasers... i can see it now!
Young Bilbo: Henry
by g-ride9000
May 21st, 2008
10:22:54 AM
Oh yeah...
by C Legion
May 21st, 2008
10:22:55 AM
seeing as every time they deviated from Tolkien's work in the LOTR films they weakened the story, I do not have any faith in this bizarre idea for the second film. Haven't they made enough money? "The Hobbit" alone will gross at least another billion at the BO, there's no need to milk the fucking audience.
Rollins
by g-ride9000
May 21st, 2008
10:23:16 AM
Mr. Nice Gaius
by Gatsbys West Egg Omlet
May 21st, 2008
10:25:24 AM
thanks for that The Road catch. i'm super stoked about that movie, as the book is one of my favorites.
Ian Holm is great but he's too old to play 30 anymore
by newc0253
May 21st, 2008
10:29:24 AM
okay, Bilbo is actually 50 years old but Tolkien makes clear that Hobbits don't come of age (18 or 21 in human years) until 30 so a 50 year old Hobbit would be the equivalent of a 35 year old human.

Holm's a great actor but it would look silly for him to play the lead role in what are likely to be action-heavy films in heavy makeup.

If Ewan McGregor can play a young Alec Guinness, i don't doubt they find a younger actor to channel Holm.

They won't be deviating from Tolkien...
by expert_40
May 21st, 2008
10:32:20 AM
... they'll be fleshing out the stories contained in the Annexes.

Because if you've read the Annexes, they actually read like The Silmarilian.

Now that's a movie I'd LOVE to see: The Akalabeth... the Downfall of Numenor. That would be frakking AWESOME!!!
And they can have have Gan and Saru attacking Dol Guldur
by Darth Dean
May 21st, 2008
10:34:45 AM
...in the second movie. Where all the 5 wizards ride to take out the Nazgul stronghold in Mirkwood.
nope
by vaterite
May 21st, 2008
10:35:32 AM
Hasn't John pretty firmly said "never again" due to his allergies? Also, we only ever saw one dwarf in LOTR (except for dwarf skeletons and those lords in dark halls in the prologue). I'll be interested to see what del Toro can flesh out for those actors, and how in the world can they make them have individuality. Maybe some real comedy teams. I don't like Simon Pegg for this, but maybe Nick Frost or Seth Rogen. I can see peter going for Jack Black, but he's a little too smarmy/obvious for this kind of role. Definitely they should cast man-size guys like Jackson did, so they only need two scales.
Doubt John RD will be back
by SUPERJIM
May 21st, 2008
10:35:49 AM
If his DVD commentary has anything to go by he didn't have as great a time as the others. He also had allergic reactions to the Dwarve make up. I can't wait for this, I hope they do it justice and the 2nd film is great. The battle of 5 armies will no doubt play a huge role at the end of, and I am all for that.
If the second film is about...
by The Grug
May 21st, 2008
10:36:01 AM
Gandalf and Aragorn, the formation of the rangers, Aragorn and Arwen's romance, and the impending sense of doom that Sauron's reemergence would have brought - it could kick all kinds of arse!
Gatsbys West Egg Omlet
by Mr. Nice Gaius
May 21st, 2008
10:36:12 AM
You're welcome! I'm stoked as well. If the story is handled well (like NCFOM), it should be a harrowing and moving film.
Action in The Hobbit...
by DocPazuzu
May 21st, 2008
10:37:03 AM
...isn't the same as action in Rambo or Kiss of the Dragon. It's not like Holm will have to wire-fu or gun-kata goblins.
Not sure if the riddle scene will play out
by JackRabbitSlim
May 21st, 2008
10:37:18 AM
More interested in who they'll cast to play Beorn - someone hairy!!!
Second film could have the failed retaking of Moria
by JackRabbitSlim
May 21st, 2008
10:39:22 AM
Get to watch the Balrog kick all sorts o' unholy ass.
DGDB, the FOTR reveal, omnipotent camera perspective
by g-ride9000
May 21st, 2008
10:40:22 AM
I don't think the reveal is important after the first viewing. The reveal of gollum would serve to remind the repeat viewer that these nine dudes don't know what follows them. The camera shows different amounts at different times, to show the characters' perspective.
Starring Mutt Baggins
by Hesiod2k7
May 21st, 2008
10:40:32 AM
Gollum Will Be...Younger?
by Frodo T. Baggins
May 21st, 2008
10:41:05 AM
They may redesign his appearance to make him younger. Like they did in ROTK. Hope just not as ugly.
No. Ron Perlam for Beorn!
by Hesiod2k7
May 21st, 2008
10:43:53 AM
Hopefully, he smokes a cigar.
Casting -
by ElvisPresLeeHorsleyHarveyOswaldO prahWinFreeJackHorkheimer
May 21st, 2008
10:48:53 AM
Rob Wells and Jean Paul Tremblay as Oin & Gloin.
expert_40
by C Legion
May 21st, 2008
10:50:11 AM
When I was in my teens I read, and reread, pretty much everything Tolkien ever wrote regarding Arda (including "The History of Middle-earth" books), so I know what they will have to work with. You say "fleshing out" I say "making up", and I just do not think they are good enough to for the task (I'm not sure anyone is). The fact is that they are making a second film purely for money, the suits said "Hey! Where's the eye candy/romance for the girls? We're going to lose that market. Tell you what, make up another film so that we can shoehorn Aragorn/Arwen and Super-Legolas into the story!".
vaterite will grow up to be...
by force_fed
May 21st, 2008
10:52:41 AM
a movie studio exec.
Mr. Nice Gaius
by Gatsbys West Egg Omlet
May 21st, 2008
10:56:06 AM
i love John Hillcoat for the Road. the Proposition was a lot of man vs the environment, and thats essentially what The Road is about. i think he's the right guy for the job.

and yeah, if its done as faithfully as No Country was, I'll be a happy boy.

Get Weaving signed up...
by skycrapper
May 21st, 2008
10:58:39 AM
I am betting on Ron Pearlman getting the Smaug voice role. This will be greatness! Thank god they haven't screwed this up so far.
DANNYGLUBBERS_WEENYBLUD...
by morGoth
May 21st, 2008
11:01:12 AM
...hater to tell a hater that it's the way Tolkien wrote the story. You can read LotR(or watch the movie) and get the whole story without ever having read the Hobbit. It will be anything but "stupid." BTW, getting your trolling in early I see.
good one mr dickblood
by g-ride9000
May 21st, 2008
11:01:22 AM
My grandma worked in mexico for John Huston (before he died). He did the voice of Gandolf in the hobbit cartoon. When I was young he did some lines of dialog for me....very lucky kid!
eh
by vaterite
May 21st, 2008
11:05:18 AM
I'm not wedded to antyihg, I'm just saying.....anyone who doesn't think seth rogen is an incredibly talented actor hasn't seen freaks and geeks. And I recall lots of people not so long ago saying elijah wood was a terrible choice.
morGoth go buy some hair die
by g-ride9000
May 21st, 2008
11:06:39 AM
Trolls are obtrusive dolts who say nothing but insults in their post, DGDB and Me and a bunch a people think LOTR is well....Mehhh, so we talk about it with words like stupid. Why don't you go troll the Marlyn Manson concert for 12 year olds.
Now see here cutest...
by morGoth
May 21st, 2008
11:09:07 AM
...and Doc P.: It was all decided in the last TB that James McAvoy is favored to play Bilbo. Just forget Holm, Doc, he's 77 and will have a lot of giant spider fighting, riddling and barrel riding to do. As a result of the last, he'll also be required to catch a NASTY COLD! Now, really, would you wish that on poor ol' Ian?
Remeber there was a time
by g-ride9000
May 21st, 2008
11:09:59 AM
When a guy could grow a beard worse than harry's, play weird hippy folk music about wonderin' the plains of middle earth, and still be a "babe magnet". Ahhh the 70's
I will g-ride9000...
by morGoth
May 21st, 2008
11:10:44 AM
...as soon as I "die" my hair. Hey, me an' my hair get along just fine...why would I want to kill it?
Thats what goths do, they die
by g-ride9000
May 21st, 2008
11:12:24 AM
so you are saying you DO troll for 12 year olds at the MM show?
I do...
by morGoth
May 21st, 2008
11:13:12 AM
...in fact, I think Seth Rogen should be cast in the lead Dwarf role of Thorin Oakenshield!

BTW, compared to those in the past, you're a pretty lousy troller. But, please, keep it up with the entertaining cliches (snore)...

oh such great and surprising news
by pipergates
May 21st, 2008
11:13:16 AM
just keep aragorn out of the hobbit
Also...
by morGoth
May 21st, 2008
11:14:12 AM
...I'm not the one with "dick" in my posting handle. A case of the gay pot calling the homo kettle black?
"The greatest adventure lies ahead." so lets
by CrichtonAstronut
May 21st, 2008
11:15:23 AM
make a prequel. Actually, think this will be awesome, but that's a hilarious choice of tagline's or this prequel movie.
C Legion...
by expert_40
May 21st, 2008
11:15:30 AM
... there's no talking to someone like you, and I don't mean that as an insult

The thing is, I'll be 28 in June, and I've been reading LOTR and The Hobbit at least once a year since then, and I picked up The Silmarillion when I was 18. Same deal.

I know no bigger fan of JRR than myself.

I also realize, unlike a great many of the book purists, that films are a totally different medium than literature. I had a great cinema professor who once said that people who say the movie wasn't as good as the book are idiots, because even if the book may be the source material, you cannot compare the two artistic mediums any more than you could compare oil paintings and marble sculptures.

Do you realize how stupid that is?

With literature, not only do you get the inner monologue of the characters, something you cannot realistically replicate in films without the God-awful use of narration, but you also have the reader's personal imagination, and that's where the breakdown really comes down to it, is that a reader's imagination will always be better in that reader's mind than any adaptation they see on the screen.

What it basically boils down to is that the books had to be adapted in some way to work on the screen. They could not be filmed any other way. The films are separate from the book. They both stand on their own merits as excellent works of art.

The problem with you, C Legion, is that you are just too bitter to appreciate both forms of art. You are bitter because what you see on the screen doesn't match your imagination. It's understandable, but it's wrong-headed.

Learn to appreciate two distinct and separate art-forms AS two distinct and separate art-forms, even though they may share the same source material.

Once again, you can have an oil painting of David and the marble sculpture of David and enjoy them as two distinct separate forms of art. This is what you must learn to be able to do with the literature and film versions of LOTR.

Otherwise, you just remain a sad, bitter man.
I wonder if Mrs. Pollock my 10th grade
by g-ride9000
May 21st, 2008
11:16:10 AM
English teacher is related to Twatface Mcgee morGoth (his full name in the deth guild underverse). She liked to correct me too! I wonder if she masturbated to Bauhaus, like you do morGoth.
Since I turned 11...
by expert_40
May 21st, 2008
11:17:07 AM
... should say in there that I've been reading those books at least once a year since I turned 11.
Of course g-ride9000...
by morGoth
May 21st, 2008
11:17:13 AM
...you should know since you're my favorite pickup. BTW, mutilating self portraits is not a healthy habit and something you really shouldn't brag about.
expert_40, I've been reading about Obama for sometime
by g-ride9000
May 21st, 2008
11:19:00 AM
I imagine him looking something like Harrison Ford.
G-ride...
by morGoth
May 21st, 2008
11:19:34 AM
...oh, you call that "English?"

DANNY...no problem as your post are routinely incomprehensible. At least you admit you're a troller.

that was so lame morGoth
by g-ride9000
May 21st, 2008
11:26:05 AM
I was having so much fun and then you came back with the old, 'no, you are' rebuttal, so sad. After you pull out of your Trent Reznor blow up doll, go back to cut down school. We'll talk then....I'm getting some coffee
expert_40
by C Legion
May 21st, 2008
11:27:21 AM
Thanks for the horribly patronising response, a response that has been trotted out pretty much verbatim by a million other fans of the films when they spot someone they consider a "purist". "there's no talking to someone like you", right back at ya.
I thought it said FACER hater
by Lenny8
May 21st, 2008
11:27:41 AM
Ahh a blast from the past. Those were the days.
no americans please, keep cast british like Potter
by pipergates
May 21st, 2008
11:29:01 AM
no phony accents
Great....
by kwisatzhaderach
May 21st, 2008
11:30:58 AM
I wonder if Jackson will be taking more liberties with the storyline.
ABOUT HATER
by JBouganim1
May 21st, 2008
11:34:02 AM
I dont know about any of you but I can't find this book anywhere...i dont even think its written yet
Thanks for the offer of more talking...
by morGoth
May 21st, 2008
11:34:07 AM
...g-ride but I'm sure you're as bored as I am. You launched first so let's just stop this childishness, OK? Peace out brudder...
piper...
by morGoth
May 21st, 2008
11:35:03 AM
...how about Scottish accents? Close enough?
actually about hater..
by JBouganim1
May 21st, 2008
11:36:54 AM
i found it but its going for $150? what gives?
Del Toro should script to avoid lame cliches
by pipergates
May 21st, 2008
11:38:18 AM
That plagued the Lotr script. I truly hope he is the one in command, and that the Jackson-team is limited to support and suggestions. One thing is to adapt the book to fit the screen, another is to change the tone and add Hollywood-style cheesy moments.
scottish would be cool for the dwarfes, no?
by pipergates
May 21st, 2008
11:42:27 AM
i think it did a lot of good for Harry Potter to keep the cast local...besides the british are a lot better at acting too.
Bill Bailey for one of the Dwarves!
by 11dayempire
May 21st, 2008
11:44:04 AM
You know it makes sense. Also, Brian Blessed.
In college
by Series7
May 21st, 2008
11:44:55 AM
Me and my buddy walked in on his super nerdy roommate playing with his precious with the Liv Tyler as Arwen scene on loop. This dude would probably put most of you to shame in the awkward/nerdiness category. I bet he is anxious to find out if he'll be getting more elf porn in the future.
Two Films
by ScottinDC
May 21st, 2008
11:46:43 AM
There's already rumors that they'll split the Hobbit itself into two films (the first ending with the escape from the wood elves and the second with the battle of the 5 armies)...which means they'll have to do a 3rd film to capture some of the story that exists in between the tales. Should be interesting.
Why is it...
by morGoth
May 21st, 2008
11:51:39 AM
...British actors can spot on nail an American accent (even local dialects) but you can always tell a Yank trying to pull off the opposite? Hey, McAvoy can do (to my ears, anyway) a Brit (Hobbit?) accent as heard in 'Atonement' and as Tumnus in 'Narnia', yes?
No, that's not true ScottinDC...
by morGoth
May 21st, 2008
11:53:10 AM
...delToro himself (MTV interview) said the Hobbit will be one movie with the second covering the events between the end of the Hobbit and the beginning of Fellowship.
hey expert 40...
by Wyndam Earle
May 21st, 2008
12:01:08 PM
you should check out DUNE or THE THIN RED LINE to see great examples of hearing the thoughts of the characters..admittedly, DUNE is not a great movie but the way Lynch handles the inner thoughts(which are right out of the book) is spot on..and Nolte's inner thoughts in TTRL are a disturbing joy to behold...just sayn...
C Legion...
by expert_40
May 21st, 2008
12:01:31 PM
... it has nothing to do with purists vs. non-purists or books vs. films

You just lack to perspective to be able to understand that film and literature are two distinct and separate art-forms, and you are obviously very, very bitter towards the films for not living up to your personal imagination. It's a problem a lot of people have.

It's basically a bitterness which is steeped in ignorance.

Again, you wouldn't compare an oil painting and a sculpture even if their subject were the same, so why do you do so with two distinct and separate art-forms such as film and literature? It's senseless.
James Earl Jones for Smaug!
by gringostar
May 21st, 2008
12:01:43 PM
This is CNN you hobbit bitches!
Wyndam Earle...
by expert_40
May 21st, 2008
12:04:37 PM
... as a general rule, narration in film is to be avoided unless the film is a frame story, a la Stand By Me.

Film is a visual medium. Much of what can be said through narration can be artfully visualized using color, lighting, POV, or even background scenery.

Hitchcock was a master of letting the audience know what was on the mind of his characters using such techniques.

Otherwise.. . narration is lazy story-telling in film.
What came first? Hater or The Signal?
by NoShow
May 21st, 2008
12:09:56 PM
Created by three writer/directors in Atlanta in 2006, The Signal is a horror/scifi with handfuls of black comedy about people lethally turning on other people with no remorse after coming into contact with...well...the signal. What's Hater about again? Oh...
Aragorn is the obvious hero of the second movie.
by ar42
May 21st, 2008
12:10:22 PM
If you look at all the dramatic events which happen between Hobbit and LOTR, Aragorn is involved or potentially involved in most of them: his father dies and he goes to live at Rivendell; meets Arwen; learns of his ancestry from Elrond. He is involved in searching for Gollum after Bilbo's adventure. It wouldn't be much of a stretch to imagine him participating in the battle to expel the Necromancer from Mirkwood. I'm suprised they're contacting Viggo, though; I assumed they'd recast with a younger actor in his very early 20s.
ARAGORN IS NOT IN THE HOBBIT
by Halloween68
May 21st, 2008
12:13:34 PM
Please, Guillermo, Peter ... please adhere to the source material. Try not to make too much sh*t up. No matter what you think, or what the studios lead you to believe. The fans you'll upset the most if you start writing in jokes about dwarf tossing and if you start have random LOTR film cast reunions is the fans of the books themselves. We were that built in fanbase that the studios keep referring too when explaining how they can justify expectation, time and money in the project. Don't let us down.
and to YOU, morgoth...
by Wyndam Earle
May 21st, 2008
12:13:42 PM
as professional "yank" actor who has fucking MASTERED several British accents(even local dialects), your generalization of American actor's skills is incredibly un-educated...perhaps you should ask all the British professors i studdied with at RADA why they would give me the highest grade in the class for my depiction of a Welsh accent...methinks all the bangers you have stuffed in your mouth over the years have slowed your brain activity down to a slug-like crawl...just sayn...
Having recently re-read LOTR
by King Sweyn Forkbeard
May 21st, 2008
12:17:16 PM
After a while, it's apparent that some of the cheesiest, most out of place dialogue in the film trilogy was lifted almost verbatim from the books. The criticism of "Gay Hobbits" we got was nothing compared to what we could have seen if Jackson had kept much of the Sam/Frodo relationship in.

The novels are still a good read, but Jackson took what worked from them and made the story even better, even if he should have been a little more savage when slicing out some of Tolkeins, let's face it, hugely dated dialogue. If he & Guillermo can make a pair of decent, grown up films out of the twee fairy tale of The Hobbit then they'll have earned my cash at the cinema.

expert..
by Wyndam Earle
May 21st, 2008
12:25:23 PM
do me a favor and go watch the films that i mentioned before you comment back. yes, Hitchcock was a master... A BILLION YEARS AGO! times have changed, "cinema" has changed. don't be so stodgy in your thinking. there is more than one way to tell a story. also, i'm not talking about NARRATION, i'm talking about depicting the INNER THOUGHTS of a character onscreen. do your homework first before you blindly pull some quote from your "filmaking for dummies" book..just sayn...
come on Wyndham...when did a yank ever do brit?
by pipergates
May 21st, 2008
12:30:37 PM
Best i can think of lately is Renee Zellweger. But yeah a lot of brits easily do american accents almost perfect. McAvoy is scottish i believe and does several different accents very well. And would make a great Bilbo.
British actors doign American accents
by I am the most horrible
May 21st, 2008
12:35:49 PM
Doctor Who is full of them and they stick out like sore knobs. Some actors are just gifted with the right ears and tongues to pull off an accent from across the sea, some are not. Lots of those who are not are on the BBC it seems. The Black guy on Jekyll is a great actor, playing a cool character and i love to watch him, but his American accent sounds like he found it as the prize in some Cracker Jacks
Oh, and Martin Freeman as Bilbo
by I am the most horrible
May 21st, 2008
12:36:27 PM
is a great idea. Doesn't look like Holm, but he looks like Bilbo.
American doing British accent well:
by I am the most horrible
May 21st, 2008
12:39:02 PM
'Ello, 'ow are 'ou?

--Christopher Guest, Waiting for Guffman

Howdy, morGy!
by cutest_of_borg
May 21st, 2008
12:41:38 PM
DANNY DICK HANDLER - you don't know what the fuck you're talking about, troll.
You Have All Forgotten
by mara69
May 21st, 2008
12:42:38 PM
HATER - a talkbacker story
by ricarleite
May 21st, 2008
12:43:12 PM
Rated G
And will Shia LaBeouf play
by Darth WickedChicken
May 21st, 2008
12:45:33 PM
The son of Bard the Bowman with his transforming Bow and Arrow?
The one accent Brits do better than Americans...
by expert_40
May 21st, 2008
12:45:51 PM
... is the American Southern Accent.

As a southerner, I loathe listening to American actors not from the South doing a Southern Accent.

Think Robert DeNiro in Cape Fear, or Keanu Reeves in Devil's Advocate or The Gift, or Katie Holmes in The Gift, John Turturo in O Brother... the list goes on and on and on.

The only Hollywood actors who can do Southern Accents right are southerners themselves, and yes people, George Clooney was born in Kentucky, and his accent was spot-on in O Brother.

But Brits and Scots especially can do a perfect Southern Accent.
You Have All Forgotten
by mara69
May 21st, 2008
12:45:59 PM
The material in Unfinished Tales and the 5 volumes of The History of Middle-earth and the 7/8 volumes of The History of The Lord of the Rings. There is enough material in these books to film several more movies. The question is who has the rights to these books. Also, the suit between the Tolkien Estate and New Line has not been settled.
pipergates..
by Wyndam Earle
May 21st, 2008
12:47:53 PM
well, there haven't been many high-profile STARS that have succeeded, i'll give you that(although gwinneth paltrow in SHAKESPEARE IN LOVE springs to mind). there are several yanks that CAN do it, we have just never heard of or seen them is the problem...i guess my evil American pride reared it's ugly head for a minute...hey i am the most horrible; do ou want to go to 'artford???
More casting ideas
by ZarquonSaves
May 21st, 2008
12:52:07 PM
Bill Nighy for Thorin!
Core Bloymey I 'ate 'artford!
by I am the most horrible
May 21st, 2008
12:58:56 PM
expert..
by Wyndam Earle
May 21st, 2008
12:59:04 PM
please list some brits or scots that do "perfect" southern accents...being of scottish decent and having been raised in Arkansas and Missouri, i would love some examples so that i can be better informed....
YES on NIGHY
by I am the most horrible
May 21st, 2008
12:59:28 PM
Get him in there somewhere.
Apollo on BSG
by I am the most horrible
May 21st, 2008
01:00:54 PM
His accent was good enough that I had no idea he was from the UK.
Cary Grant...
by expert_40
May 21st, 2008
01:05:14 PM
... always had a great American accent when he used one.

The off course, there is Hugh Laurie

Bob Hoskins

Ian Holm has done great American / Canadian accents

Anna Friel was good in Pushing Daisies

Damian Lewis of Band of Brothers and the show Life is English... betcha didn't know that

Minnie Driver's cajun-tinged Louisiana accent is very good on The Riches

And we don't even have to get into the Aussies that do awesome American accents like Portia DiRossi, Anthony LaPaglia, or the hot blonde chick from Chuck, who speaks her American accent with a kind of very slight, but very cute lisp.
Kelly Macdonald
by Darth WickedChicken
May 21st, 2008
01:06:05 PM
Scottish.... No Country for Old Men. Perfect southern accent.
Oliver Reed for Beorn!
by kevinwillis.net
May 21st, 2008
01:08:00 PM
Oh, wait . . . still, I'm all for Ian Holm reprising Bilbo, and majorly for John Rhys-Davies as Gloin, although if he can't do it for reasons of allergies, I certainly understand. Ron Perlman for the voice of Smaug! I suppose Jeremy Irons would work, too. Or Alan Rickman, maybe. But I like Ron.
Tom Cruise for Bilbo - he's the right height
by Yeti
May 21st, 2008
01:10:55 PM
You're kidding right?
by expert_40
May 21st, 2008
01:14:45 PM
I only have to name one English actress in the history of film...

Vivienne Leigh, anyone?

Look, the American Southern Accent is in and of itself the most direct descendent of the proper British English Accents of the 16th and 17th centuries.

Whenever asked in any interview, any classically-trained British actor or actress will say that the American Southern Accent is always the easiest for them to slip into because of the similarities with their own, and yes, that includes Scots too, because especially in Georgia and Alabama where many, many Scots immigrated to, a lot of the structure in those regional dialects remain similar.

Look, being from the South, I understand more than most that the different dialects of the American Southern Accent are very different to those who can differentiate between them. The Southern Georgia dialect, is different than the Coastal Carolinas is different from the Tennessee Hills, is different from East Texas. Just like the differences between New England, New York, and Philly accents.

I would say other easy accents to recreate are the Minnesotan and Dakotan accents because they're basically Canadian-lite.
The Downfall of Numenor . . .
by kevinwillis.net
May 21st, 2008
01:15:20 PM
I hope both films feature flashback story telling . . . The moment for it would be invented (oh no! deviation) but it would be great to have a few flashback stories, tied in perhaps to the greater history of Middle-Earth or the current quandaries of the movie plots) to the Silmarillions and their making, the downfall of Numenor, the story of Beren and Luthien, a bit of the Children of Hurin . . . it'd make me happy, but then I'm a big geek.
Vivienne Leigh was the Bomb
by kevinwillis.net
May 21st, 2008
01:17:55 PM
And a nigh-perfect Scarlet. As Gable was the perfect Rhett.

As a southerner, I hear a lot of atrocious southern accents come out of Hollywood . . . but most of them are from American actors, not Ausies or Scots. Just folks who think a few episodes of the Beverly Hillbillies and putting "y'all" in ever sentence makes them sound southern. I do declare.
Kevin Willis...
by expert_40
May 21st, 2008
01:20:38 PM
... as in, former Atlanta Hawk and all around awesome big man Kevin Willis?

Man, I miss the days of 'Nique, Willis, Rivers!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
by ricarleite
May 21st, 2008
01:21:27 PM
Fight Club(Helena Bonham Carter). Sr Strangelove (Peter Sellers). I rest my case.
Taking Liberties with LOTR
by kevinwillis.net
May 21st, 2008
01:23:10 PM
Tokien did it himself. He changed assorted things in the Hobbit over the years, a few things in LOTR (nothing major, mostly just to make the print editions match his always evolving/improving legendarium), and if the writers mined his Unfinished Tales, Lost Tales, the Silmarillion, the annexes of LOTR and the Further Adventures of Tom Bombadil (and so on) for material for the movies, there would be plenty of conflicting material on the same events. Clarifying and expanding, or reworking it a bit, certainly doesn't hurt. I love the books, but I love the movies, too. I love reading about Frodo's return to Bag End and getting rid of Saruman who has, a little unbelievably, taken up residence in Bag End . . . but the end of Return of the King (especially Aaragorn kneeling, and then everybody kneeling, before the Hobbits) kicks ass. It's a great scene, and hardly inconsistent with Tolkien generally . . . even if purists weren't happy with it. I'm pretty sure I'm going to enjoy both of these movies tremendously. Even if Ian Holm doesn't make it back as Bilbo.
I'm a Shorter, Whiter Kevin Willis
by kevinwillis.net
May 21st, 2008
01:24:31 PM
That makes a lot less money. Unfortunately. So, not that one, alas. Although my mother lives in Atlanta. So there's that.
Voice of Smaug??? DUH!!!
by Darth Macchio
May 21st, 2008
01:38:32 PM
"Macho Man" Randy Savage must be the voice of Smaug (if you've forgotten this genius...watch Spider-man again...Bonesaw McGraw is "MACHO MAN" RANDY SAVAGE!!! There is no other and if he is not immediately hired I will buy all copies of anything anyone involved in this abortion creates and shit incessantly on the box. I'm not kidding.
Alas...
by expert_40
May 21st, 2008
01:41:48 PM
... I wasn't expecting you to BE Kevin Willis, maybe a fan.

I totally agree with you on the scene at Minas Tirith, though. It made me cry like a little bitch when I first saw it, and it still does bring some tears to my eyes when I watch now. Awesome.
The second film better be a musical starring Robin Williams as B
by Darth_Inedible
May 21st, 2008
02:01:10 PM
Oh that would be just so fantastic!
Martin Freeman
by TheNorthlander
May 21st, 2008
02:02:19 PM
Definetly. Very Hobbit-like and looks like young Holm.
I have an idea...
by LazarusRevival
May 21st, 2008
02:07:04 PM
Go and watch this to get your LOTR fix! http://tinyurl.com/5ajzzz
Del Torro has done some great stuff before
by DarthJedi
May 21st, 2008
02:07:18 PM
Pan's Labrynth being my fave. But directing a Tolkien story? I just don't see his style fitting at all here. I'd have rather waited a few years to see Jackson do it instead. BTW - Robbie Coltrane as Beorn, Simon Peg as Bombur (or any dwarf besides Thorin), definitely Ron Perlman as Smaug. Don't fuck this up GDT!!!
expert_40: Nah, Not Much Into Sports
by kevinwillis.net
May 21st, 2008
02:07:50 PM
Unless it's a sports movie.

"My friends, you bow before no one." Just perfect. Pitch-perfect. Three of my favorite movies. And I suspect I'll be adding two more to the list, once the filthy Hobbitses are out.
Andy Garcia IS Beorn
by I am the most horrible
May 21st, 2008
02:15:16 PM
http://tinyurl.com/3gs2x7
Aragon was in The Hobbit?
by fiester
May 21st, 2008
02:24:06 PM
Really? I can't recall. Was he two years old or something?
Brian Cox = Thorin Oakenshield
by performingmonkey
May 21st, 2008
02:28:31 PM
Viggo's too old to play the younger Aragorn in these movies. He would be a teen in The Hobbit. Including him in the second movie would still require a younger actor UNLESS the second movie is set close to the time of LOTR.
James McAvoy for Bilbo...
by KillaKane
May 21st, 2008
02:33:02 PM
Great actor, deffo has the Hobbit vibe, he's got that doe-eyed 'Baggins' look, better choice than Freeman who's a bit too dour and dull for the role IMHO.
Martin Freeman
by zebra
May 21st, 2008
02:46:44 PM
Totally could see him working as Bilbo.
This is going to rock.
by JimboTHC
May 21st, 2008
03:05:39 PM
Heres the deal. The hobbit is to long for one movie. To short for two, so there doing two movies and going to flesh out the time line. Simple and awesome.
King Sweyn Forkbeard...
by poeticwarriorIII
May 21st, 2008
03:06:06 PM
If you can seriously read the LOTR and still say that the Hobbits in the books are as ass jackhammering gay as they are in that lame ass LORTR movies you're a stupid fuck. He tried to translate the books but it came out as tickcle fights and longing "I'd like to get a piece of that ass" stares. It was done poorly and quite frankly after the first viewing those goddamn movies are unwatchable.
Martin Freeman
by cutest_of_borg
May 21st, 2008
03:07:22 PM
Know this, young posters. I, borg, have been touting Mr. Freeman for some time. In fact, it was I who first threw his name out into the ether back in those heady HHGTTG days of yore. So you're welcome. Hey, Petey - I'll be happy with a seat at the premiere in Wellington for my fee.
Martin Freeman far less gay than McAvoy
by JimboTHC
May 21st, 2008
03:12:26 PM
McAvoy the choice for more hobbit luvin
James McAvoy I tell'ee!
by morGoth
May 21st, 2008
03:13:16 PM
Now see here cutest, you'd best stick to what'ee know best an' that's them Star Trekkies things.
Bilbo McAvoy Baggins
by pipergates
May 21st, 2008
03:21:39 PM
He's a bit young, but i think he's more versatile than Freeman.
Jesus H. Christ
by PhxMonsterGuy
May 21st, 2008
03:29:21 PM
you people are fucking FREAKS.
What? Morgan Freeman as a hobbit?
by Dreamwriter
May 21st, 2008
03:29:23 PM
That would kick ass!
I second that DarthJedi...
by morGoth
May 21st, 2008
03:35:04 PM
...Robbie Coltrane was made (I thought saying born would be too stupid of a pun) to play Beorn. But who can play the dog that walks on his hind legs?
Ay, morGoth, 'tis true.
by cutest_of_borg
May 21st, 2008
03:40:50 PM
I do indeed know me Trekkins. But Mr. Freeman was technically in a space movie so there you go. All hail Freeman!
Coltrane as Beorn:
by DocPazuzu
May 21st, 2008
03:44:40 PM
Brilliant! Must avoid falling into any Hagridisms, though.

Smaug's voice? Ron Perlman or Ian McShane.

I can get behind either Freeman of McAvoy as Bilbo. Or perhaps an unknown who can "channel" Holm as someone suggested before.

Freeman OR McAvoy...
by DocPazuzu
May 21st, 2008
03:45:57 PM
...is what I meant to say.
Bah...NO Freeman...
by morGoth
May 21st, 2008
03:50:32 PM
...and that's final! Must I rat you out to the Mistress?
masochistic
by vaterite
May 21st, 2008
03:51:04 PM
why not Zack Braff for Bilbo
James Marsters British accent on Buffy
by CarmillaVonDoom
May 21st, 2008
04:01:34 PM
How do people think he did with that? j/c
I'd kill to see Viggo back as Aragorn
by THT3000
May 21st, 2008
04:11:06 PM
Actually... no. But I'd still very much like to. Plus Aragorn is supposed to be hunting Gollum in Hobbit 2 n' shit. And a recast would fail big time.
Robert Downey Jr
by I Dunno
May 21st, 2008
04:31:20 PM
is having vertebrae removed for a role as a hobbit.
Zach Braff is playing BILBO!!
by JimboTHC
May 21st, 2008
04:35:55 PM
Vaterite is a Genie- us!
Brian Dennehy as Bilbo
by ricardomontalkhan
May 21st, 2008
04:48:49 PM
Why not? It makes just as much sense as all these other suggestions. lol hey hobbit fans, check out this cool new movie blog by a disgruntled producer. it's on blogspot. it's called thebitterproducer
Rob Shneider as Bilbo
by Prossor
May 21st, 2008
05:14:24 PM
he was born to play it.
Warwick Davis & Peter Dinlidge
by pokadoo
May 21st, 2008
05:27:30 PM
...are waiting by their custom built tiny phones as we speak. Bless.
"Dinklidge"
by pokadoo
May 21st, 2008
05:29:42 PM
Sorry, Station Agent!
At the risk of sounding like a nerd....
by Logan_1973
May 21st, 2008
06:53:46 PM
Someone needs to tell these idiots that Aragorn does not appear in The Hobbit.
If they do recast Ian Holm...
by henrydalton
May 21st, 2008
07:04:02 PM
Do you think there'll be a Lucas-style special edition of FOTR turning up later on down the line, with the flashback scene to Bilbo finding the ring being replaced by whichever actor they end up getting? Cos I can actually see that happening.
Aragorn in the Hobbit
by Ingeld
May 21st, 2008
07:23:39 PM
Although in the books, Aragorn would be far too young to play any kind of role in the Hobbit, don't forget PJ has contracted the years before. Remember in the Fellowship, it is apparent that Frodo doesn't wait twenty some years (the exact numbers fail me) between the long expected party and Frodo setting out. (It did beg the question of why if Gandalf was so suspicious of the ring did he not sent it with Bilbo to Rivendell right then.) So, if PJ has contracted the years before, he may very well do so in the Hobbit--though there is not much for Viggo to do unless there are radical changes. A cameo wouldn't surprise me, with a bit of foreshadowing for whatever the second movie is about.
Logan_1973
by BadMrWonka
May 21st, 2008
07:24:14 PM
for the love of go, if you can't even bother to keep up with this project, which follows events AFTER the Hobbit, at least you could bother to read THIS GODDAMN TALKBACK, where it's mentioned like 50 times...

sigh...

re: Henrydalton
by Ingeld
May 21st, 2008
07:26:11 PM
It wouldn't surprise me if they retro the LOTR movies to fit whomever they cast in the Hobbit. Interestingly it would be the opposite of what the dear old prof. did with his book. He altered those scenes in the Hobbit to fit what the ring would become in the LOTR!
What's a "hobbit"?
by CountryBoy
May 21st, 2008
07:42:11 PM
Just kidding.
so wait...
by snaredrum
May 21st, 2008
08:11:29 PM
hater is about living in the UK nowadays? that seems to be pretty much what happens here. if the people in the movie use knives like we do i'm suing the writer... :o)
Bilbo's GOTTA be played by Steve Martin.
by TomBodet
May 21st, 2008
08:22:17 PM
Think of the possibilities, and KNOW true fear.
cutest_of_borg
by TheNorthlander
May 21st, 2008
08:55:21 PM
I first posted the idea on november 26th 2006, so if you can find a post you made that predates that one then kudos.

In any case, at least I didn't get it from you, but he IS a perfect fit. http://tinyurl.com/6n9lp4
Del Toro seems to get distracted easily
by sleeptones
May 21st, 2008
09:03:59 PM
hes already lookin at other movies to do.. while doing this
Mother, Father, Family John Family
by Sraven
May 21st, 2008
09:13:39 PM
Yes use Ian Holm please.
Ian Holm is tool old..Martin Freeman could be good
by quantize
May 21st, 2008
09:18:09 PM
...still think the second movie idea is iffy.
After The Signal and The Happening
by Lyghthouse
May 21st, 2008
09:21:41 PM
Is anyone really going to want to see Hater?
Worst American doing Brit Accent? Mare-ree Pop-iiins!!!!
by Jugs
May 21st, 2008
09:36:55 PM
Cor blimey!
100 bucks
by StuckInthePresentPaused
May 21st, 2008
10:02:41 PM
100 bucks says that orlando bloom's ego is to big to come back for this movie and therefore legolas gets left out completely in the segueway movie
James MacAvoy for Bilbo...
by The Grug
May 21st, 2008
10:11:35 PM
The more I see of this guy, the more I like him. He could really carry both Bilbo's initial indignation at the idea of 'adventure', and also the quick-thinking that gets Bilbo out of the stick stuff.
KAIJU DEELY BOBBERSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by TomBodet
May 21st, 2008
10:24:15 PM
YES! GUILALA VS SMAUG!!!! THE X FROM OUTER SPACE IS BACK!!! AND THIS TIME, GANDALF REALLY TAKES IT UP THE ASS-
Danny Devito as Thorin!
by Groothewarrior
May 21st, 2008
11:26:50 PM
hes already the right size!
Joe Pesci is a little guy too he could be Oin or Gloin
by Groothewarrior
May 21st, 2008
11:33:49 PM
Damn you, George Lucas!
by Motoko Kusanagi
May 22nd, 2008
12:50:25 AM
Damn you to hell!
I'll let the short jewish dude at work know
by Spazatronic 2000
May 22nd, 2008
01:48:10 AM
theyre casting hobbits
BRIAN FUCKING BLESSED!!!!!!
by shubniggurath
May 22nd, 2008
03:43:31 AM
'Bilbo's ALLIIVVEE! Born to play Thorin Oakenshield.
YOUR CAST. TELL ME I AM WRONG.
by SonOfTorah
May 22nd, 2008
03:54:05 AM
Bilbo - James MacAvoy. Thorin - Brian Blessed. Balin - Ian McNiece. Bard - Gerard Butler. Beorn - Ron Perlman. Thranduil - Doug Jones. Smaug - John Hurt. Now what the fuck is wrong with those choices? Exactly, nothing! :)
Danny
by Lost Jarv
May 22nd, 2008
04:02:50 AM
Brits that do great American accents:

1)Gary Oldman,

2)Hugh Laurie

3)Tim Roth,

that's just off the top of my head.

Americans that do great English accents:

Renee Zellwegger (I fucking despise Bridget Jones but she was spot on)

2)Gwyneth Paltros (SLiding Doors- Fucking hate it, perfect accent) and so forth.

However, Americans that do serious damage to ANY accent: Kevin Costner, Keanu Reeves,

I think they give the rest of their actors the bad name.

The WORST accent of all time was, funnily enough, one of Britain's greatest ever accents: John Geilguld playing a southern preacher. AWFUL.

SonOfTorah
by shubniggurath
May 22nd, 2008
04:11:51 AM
Not sue about Gerard Butler as Bard but the rest sound OK. IMHO voice of Smaug should not be a recognisable actors voice. Maybe they could synthesise (sp?) a CG voice?!! Wouldnt mind seeing Jason Isaacs cast somewhere, but unfortunately he can't be Thranduil after his stint in HP. Ron Perlman for sure as Beorn, and Brian Blessed as Thorin! The Arkenstones' ALLLIIVVEEEE!!!!!!
Shubniggurath
by SonOfTorah
May 22nd, 2008
04:20:27 AM
If you have listened to the BBC radio adaptation (celebrating it's 40th anniversary this year) then you will realise that any actor who is used as Smaug will have his performance 'treated' to create volume and age. Try and get hold of it if you can, it's superb.
BBC Radio adaptation
by shubniggurath
May 22nd, 2008
04:33:52 AM
Yes I bought that a long time ago and in fact only recently rediscovered in a box from the attic - but alas.... it's a cassette tape! Will repurchase on CD soon, along with Farmer Giles of Ham (which is a classic in its own right)!
Bridge movie
by Prawnee
May 22nd, 2008
05:02:22 AM
Why do they need a movie to bridge the gap? Unless it's just 3 hours of a black screen reading 61 years later?
Bridge movie
by Prawnee
May 22nd, 2008
05:02:22 AM
Why do they need a movie to bridge the gap? Unless it's just 3 hours of a black screen reading 61 years later?
Bridge movie
by Prawnee
May 22nd, 2008
05:02:23 AM
Why do they need a movie to bridge the gap? Unless it's just 3 hours of a black screen reading 61 years later?
CaptGrogan re: Aragorn's age.
by Lemming
May 22nd, 2008
05:35:32 AM
Isn't he meant to be half-elf? I'm sure I read that somewhere...
Oh and all dragons are Sean Connory or Liam Neeson aren't they?
by Lemming
May 22nd, 2008
05:36:48 AM
..although I'd like Peter Cullen to have some more work.
Second worst accents of all time
by Lost Jarv
May 22nd, 2008
05:58:11 AM
Sean Connery. He may be cool, but you know this to be true.
Seventh Doctor Who Sylvester McCoy
by pearlanddean
May 22nd, 2008
06:45:40 AM
Was second choice to play Bilbo in LOTR, he's also too old for it now. But he is already hobbit sized :-)
Money money money!
by Knuckleduster
May 22nd, 2008
07:15:31 AM
God, I hope this makes lots and lots of beautiful money, so they can go on to make more LOTR sequels! Maybe it can be a film series like James Bond! And if they run out of material, they can just make up their own. Maybe they can turn Roverandom into a trilogy! Trilogies are hot shit these days.
Brian Blessed...
by DocPazuzu
May 22nd, 2008
07:15:59 AM
...needs to be in more fantasy sci-fi type movies. Who else is larger-than-life on the scale that that guy is? Interviews with him are hilarious reads -- both intentionally on his part as well as unintentionally. His commentary tracks are fucking gold too.

One of the funniest slams I ever read in a review was where the critic lambasted an actor for overplaying his part by stating that "apparently, he'd been thrown out of the Brian Blessed School of Acting for laughing too loudly."

Now THAT'S comedy.

Who is playing the dwarves?
by HewligansHaircut
May 22nd, 2008
07:52:13 AM
I think the one thing that we should be working out is, who would be cast for the 13 dwarves that travel with Bilbo? 13 Dwarves, that's a hell of a lot of bearded men to be in the background for the majority of the first film...
Brian Blessed is
by Lost Jarv
May 22nd, 2008
09:00:01 AM
a force of nature- who else could be costumed in bondage gear, blatantly plastic wings to deliver some of the most atrocious lines ever writted and still be a hero?
peter dinklage, great actor
by taff
May 22nd, 2008
09:21:03 AM
peter dinklage is a great actor and would be incredible in The Hobbit but after Prince Caspian and his contract for Voyage of the Dawn Treader he may not be interested in another fantasy, costume, adventure. I don't mind if they make some changes for the movie unless it results in something like The Two Towers; I've never been so disappointed by such a high quality movie.
Things...
by SKULL1138
May 22nd, 2008
09:31:01 AM
I dont have a problem wiht the adaptation being different from the books, you dont see anyone moan about Jaws do you???? You cant film a book exactly like it was written, look at Harry Potters the best film was Azkaban and probably most of the book was shoved around and changed, but then you can fuck it up too, i.e. the end of the HP&TOOTP

Aragorn should look like he 30 frm the age he is about 30 until he is about 120 ish, thats what they did, they did not get too old looking even when they were 200 odd, because they did not fear death, it was the fear of Death, which illuvatar gave to men as a gift that he did not give the Eldar that cause people to die sooner and get old and tired. Thats what Tolien wrote anyway

So Viggo playing Aragorn in the seocond movie if its set during white council and dol guldur would probably be fine, but they should young up hsi beard and that just to indicate he is slightly younger in Numenorian years.

Bear in mind that the entire first film here, will be about Bilbo and the Dwarves, there will not even be that much Gandalf as he alwasy buggers off and then comes back from time to time, no Aragorn, small roles for Elrond and Gollum and possibly a very short Cameo of Legolas, (His Elves were written as bad guys in the book BTW. Until they get to Laketown and then they can have some Humans, completely different tone of film from LOTR.

Therefore the Jump from the Hobbit to LOTR for those fans who dont read books, would be quite a jump in tone. Therefore... I think the second film showing how this lighter tone of events, (well it does get a bit darker once they get to the Battle of the five Armies) is the catalyst that causes the events of LOTR is an excellent idea, but only those that were actualy involved in those events should be therei.e. no Legolas or Gimli please.

Also someone a while back said Saruman as a good guy...

Well if you read the history of the Istari, you would know thta Saruman was never a good guy even in Valinor, he wnaterd to come to Middle Earth to get the ring for himself, he was greedy for power and alwasy feared and was jealous of Gandalf, but Humble as Gandalf was (at times) he always gave Saruman his place as leader of the Istari, until he realised all too late what was going on.

So Saruman would still ahve to play that part of decieveing everyone and having his own schemes

In fact does Saruman not block the sacking of Dol Guldur as long as he can? And Galadriel wanted Gandalf to be the leader of the WC not Saruman!

All of these plot lines and skullduggery make for an interesting story, hope they make it before Chris Lee dies off.

There you go

Also..
by SKULL1138
May 22nd, 2008
09:54:08 AM
There are ways they could show some of the footage from the old history of ME in flashback.

Sauron, when they discover who the Necromancer really is, Gandlaf could explain soem of Morgoth and Saurons history.

Numenor - this could be explained in aragorns peoples backstory.

Children of Hurin - some of his could be shown explaning how Dragons came into being and the first Dragon that was killed by Turin.

If done correctly these would realy enhance the big scale of these films and show us some of the History told in the Silmarillion????

Smaug Voice Casting
by Stuffedlemur
May 22nd, 2008
10:20:28 AM
I cant belive that no one has suggested Clancy Brown.
Agree
by Cobbio
May 22nd, 2008
10:33:47 AM
That would be cool, SKULL1138. I think the battle of Dol Guldur will be the culmination of the second movie, with Mirkwood elves and Gandalf and the other four wizards gathered to drive out The Necromancer. Could be pretty fucking badass and dramatic, especially with Del Toro channeling his "Pan's Labyrinth" vibe.

Guillermo and the writers may choose to touch on the larger history of Middle Earth too. In subtle ways, not sweeping info-dumpy expositions.

As a fan of the books but also the movies, I'm excited as hell for these "Hobbit" films.

Info
by Cobbio
May 22nd, 2008
10:46:04 AM
About Dol Guldur (from wikipedia.com):

"Dol Guldur was established by Sauron after his return to Middle-earth somewhere after 1000 Third Age, although his identity was long unknown. Dol Guldur was originally known as Amon Lanc (bald hill), and had been the capital of Oropher's Silvan Elves, who had departed north to the Black Mountains (later known as the Mountains of Mirkwood). After Sauron took over Amon Lanc, Thranduil son of Oropher led his people over the Forest River, where they remained.

The White Council long feared the power in Dol Guldur might be Sauron. In 2063, Gandalf went to Dol Guldur, and Sauron, not yet powerful, fled to the east, returning in 2460 just as the One Ring was obtained by Sméagol the Stoor. However, the Ring disappeared with Sméagol under the Hithaeglir.

In 2845, Thráin II, King of Durin's folk in exile and holder of the last of the Seven Rings of the Dwarves, was imprisoned in Dol Guldur's dungeons. In 2850 Gandalf again entered Dol Guldur, finding the dying Thráin, and was entrusted with the map and key to give to Thorin Oakenshield, although Thráin could not tell him his own or his son's name before he died. Gandalf confirmed that Sauron was the master of Dol Guldur at that time.

Gandalf returned to the White Council and urged an attack on Dol Guldur, but was overruled by Saruman, who had begun his own search for the One Ring in that area. In 2941, Saruman finally agreed to an attack, which occurred at the same time as the Quest of Erebor. This was carefully planned by Gandalf so that Sauron and Smaug could not assist each other, as they otherwise surely would have done. Sauron fled to Mordor, his plans now ready. Dol Guldur remained staffed by Khamûl, a lieutenant of Barad-dûr and second of the Nazgûl.

During the War of the Ring, the forces of Dol Guldur made three assaults upon Lórien, causing grievous damage to the outlying woodlands. They were driven back each time by the power of Nenya, which only Sauron himself could have overcome. After Sauron perished, Celeborn led the Lórien host over the Anduin and captured Dol Guldur. Thus Dol Guldur was finally cleansed by the Elves of Lórien, for Galadriel herself came forth and "threw down its walls and laid bare its pits". Renamed Amon Lanc it was part of Celeborn's realm of East Lórien for a time."

For those who aren't familiar with Tolkien's unfinished tales, I hope this helps. I don't know that much about them, either, but I've read all the books and a few of the tales.

Imagine a scene with Galadriel, in all her fiery rage, throwing down Dol Guldur's walls and laying bare its pits. Damn...

Definitely Love to See Del Toro direct
by CrichtonAstronut
May 22nd, 2008
11:20:07 AM
that scene and WETA and his own people do the effects.
I HAVE imagined that scene Cobbio...
by morGoth
May 22nd, 2008
11:36:25 AM
...so imagine my disappointment when PJ didn't show it in Return of the King. Well, to be fair, Jackson only hinted that he was going to show other periphal action in Return and the fighting at DolGuldur, as well as the seige of Dale, was to be included. I would rather have seen a few flashed scenes of them instead of dragging out the Battle of Helm's Deep for so long. At any rate, don't expect to see that as it happened during the closing phase of the War of the Ring and not before which will be the subject of the second movie, AFAIK.

I speculate that Gladriel became even more powerful after the destruction of the One Ring since she could weild it without fear of Sauron taking over. O yes, I would love to see that! Erm, unless it would show her in even more of the Electric Bugaloo stage.

I would also have loved to see the Ents wiping out the force of orcs who were to lay waste to Rohan while Theoden and crew were away at Minas Tirith. Sigh, maybe some day...

Um, meant to say...
by morGoth
May 22nd, 2008
11:38:40 AM
...she could weild Nenya without fear of Sauron taking over.
Let Holm Decide
by Le Vicious Fishus
May 22nd, 2008
12:22:58 PM
Firstly, Holm is 76 (not 80) years old. Yeah, that's old. He may be too frail to play Bilbo. Maybe.

Anyway, the filmmakers should offer him the role and let Holm decide whether to take it or not. He has more than earned the right, and it should be his role to take or give away.

Once again, there are NO logic problems with Holm playing Bilbo as we already saw an older Bilbo beneath the Misty Mountains in flashback. And remember: the ring preseved him exactly as he was at that time. I doubt seriously that there would be a problem making Holm appear as he did at the beginning of FOTR. Alternately, casting even a 30 something as Bilbo WOULD pose a huge logic problem for the same reasons. Bilbo in the context of the films must appear to be 50-60 years old in human years. I know this doesn't jibe with the books, but neither do the LOTR films in this matter.

One more time: Holm was perfection as Bilbo. There should be only one reason not to cast him again: because he doesn't feel up to it. But I have no reason to believe he'd turn it down unless he's suffering from some ailment I know nothing about.
My choice for Smaug's voice
by Dingbatty
May 22nd, 2008
03:49:51 PM
Avery Brooks
picks for Bilbo casting
by octagonproplex
May 22nd, 2008
04:50:07 PM
(1) Rufus Sewell (2) James Frain (3) Tom Hollander (4) Martin Freeman (5) James McAvoy (Maybee too young and handsom but I met this guy at an Atonement screening and he is pretty darn short. seems like a cool guy though.)
young
by vaterite
May 23rd, 2008
12:36:08 AM
Le fishus, I'm pretty sure they made an attempt to young Holm down so that he did look thirty in the beginning of fellowship. At least, he looks substantially different when he comes across the ring in the dirt than at the long expected party.
Voice of Smaug ...
by irritable
May 23rd, 2008
07:05:35 AM
Alan Rickman!
The Necromancer was thrown out
by irritable
May 23rd, 2008
07:14:01 AM
... before the battle of the 5 armies, the climax of "The Hobbit".

The Appendices to LotR set out the events over the next 60 years. There's no obvious dramatic climax before Bilbo's Party.

Nothing in "Unfinished Tales" or "The History of Middle Earth" hints at a dramatic story during that period. Aragorn grows up, meets Arwen, fights battles, walks the earth having adventures and stuff, searches for Gollum and captures him, but no climactic event occurs.

Nerdy Correction
by irritable
May 23rd, 2008
07:26:02 AM
Aragorn doesn't capture Gollum until after Bilbo's party.
I contributed to PJ's *vast* monetary fortune...
by Damned if I can login
May 23rd, 2008
08:40:12 AM
I paid for theater tickets...multiple times. I bought the first quickie edition of the Fellowship. I have all 3 mega-super-extended-mondo LOTR DVD sets. Hell, I even sprung for the stupid Nat-Geo DVD whatever that turned out to be an extended trailer for the 1st film. And let's not forget the *many* hours I've spent watching all this stuff.

That being said...I do have the right to say I was disappointed (1st key word: DISAPPOINTED) that the synopsis (2nd key word: SYNOPSIS) of the story was far from intact.

Am I upset that Legolas surfed down the stairs at Helm's Deep? Nope.

Am I disappointed Aragorn didn't carry the Sword that was Broken? Yep.

Am I disappointed that Ghan-Bhuni-Ghan was not in the films? Ummm...not really.

Tom Bombadil and the Barrow-Wights? Yep.

Upset that Bilbo's song about Earendil the Mariner wasn't sung at Rivendell? Hardly.

Gimli being portrayed as a bumbling FOOL? Yeah...I didn't care for that.

So all this talk about "Sculpture vs. Painting" doesn't hold water. It's like saying you're gonna do a sculpture of DaVinci's painting of the Last Supper, but you're throwing out half the disciples and replacing them with Roman Centurians and women for "dramatic effect"...because the general public will go for soldiers and chicks a lot more than 12 disciples.

Now...will I shell out good dough for Hobbit theater tickets and Hobbit DVD sets? Undoubtedly. Will I be disappointed? That remains to be seen....but with Walsh and Boyens doing the writing....well, I'll reserve judgement until we have a product to judge.

It was the new, lame ideas ...
by irritable
May 23rd, 2008
08:54:33 AM
... in the LotR films which fell flat.

The adaptation of existing material from the novel was pretty cool in places. Classic cases: the escape from Moria, the lighting of the Beacons.

The "new" ideas (Frodo at Osgiliath, Sam sent home, Scary Faramir, Arwen's fate tied to the Ring etc) were weak and introduced contradictions into the plot.

Here's hoping the writers curb their ingenuity.

irritable....
by Damned if I can login
May 23rd, 2008
09:22:21 AM
Exactly. And if that wasn't enough, even *more* of the original source material was axed to make room for these new, lame ideas.
Not to argue, but...
by morGoth
May 23rd, 2008
11:23:18 AM
...we also got the great scene where Elrond was showing Arwen what her life would be like marrying a mortal. It even worked in a bit of back story by showing a tapestry of the Two Trees framed by Arwen standing one one side and Elrond on the other. We also had the scene where Arwen learns of a future Aldarion(sp?). So, while I do agree that most of the fictions only complicated things and left those familiar with the story baffled, I think it balanced out quite nicely in the end.

That said, I certainly share the concerns over the writing

irritable, don't you think the second movie could have the White Council carrying out an assault on DolGuldur as a possible climax? I think there will be plenty of ingenuity on display...for better or worse.

Worst adaptation:
by morGoth
May 23rd, 2008
11:30:52 AM
Gandalf vs the Witch King. Though it has been creatively argued otherwise in the past, there's no way the WK was going to prevail over Gandalf at Minas Tirith. That sene was saved only by introducing the sound of the Rohirrim's horns bringing it almost on a par with Tolkien's original scene. Still think the latter would've been better but that would be the beginning of a pretty long list of such things, yes? In fact, I'm still stunned that Sam's gift from Galadriel was the rope! No gift box of dirt with a mallorn seed and thus no new Party Tree (needed the Scouring for that anyway...mumble, grumble) in the Shire.
Worst substitution:
by morGoth
May 23rd, 2008
11:44:38 AM
Having a few hundred Elves show up at the last minute was no substitute for Aragorn NOT having Anduril at Helm's Deep. Sigh, I guess the choice was between having Arwen bring it to him and being at the Battle of HD or having it play out the way it did.
Sure morGoth
by irritable
May 23rd, 2008
12:03:15 PM
In fact, the storming of Dol Guldur is a logical climax to one of the movies. It's just that it occurs in The Hobbit, BEFORE the battle of 5 armies so, from the outset, the writers are messing with the Tolkien timeline.

Does it really matter? Only in so far as the writers have tended to stuff things up when they invent new plot details.

I agree that the Witchking/Gandalf slapdown was grating and unnecessary.

I guess we have to be grateful for the excision of Xarwen.

The one omission which seems remarkable, because it's the most cinematic incident in the whole novel, was the rising and dissipation of the vast black Sauronic cloud over Barad Dur as the Ring is destroyed. The collapse of the Tower in RotK was probably a technical tour de force of CGI, but the book's description of the huge column of smoke and fire in the form of Sauron seemed like an obvious opportunity for a mammoth CGI climax.

Witch King, Orcs, etc...
by Damned if I can login
May 23rd, 2008
01:05:05 PM
I know that many say Tolkien's dialog wouldn't work...but some things...well, I just didn't understand why a good bit of it couldn't have been used in places. Such as the WKoA's threat to Eowyn:

"Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye."

I don't understand how anyone could say that this dialog is not "cinematic", or that it's confusing. Pretty damned straightforward there.

I was always jazzed by Tolkien's writings of the Orc scenes in Cirith Ungol, especially where Shagrat and Gorbag (*killer* names) are fighting over Frodo's Mithril mailshirt. Like, Shagrat spins around and stabs Gorbag in the throat saying "not dead yet, eh Gorbag?" And then Shagrat leaps on the body of Gorbag, stabbing and slashing horribly, and let's out this terrible roar of triumph...and then licks the knife clean. It's one of those scenes I just can't get enough of.

PJ's version was absolutely *nothing* like this...although he decided to use the knife-licking in one of his own scenes he added. Puzzling it was.

And Lugburz.....what a great Orc-name for Barad-Dur!

O to see Lubgurz in the springtime...
by morGoth
May 23rd, 2008
03:30:18 PM
...yeah, and the whole conversation between Gorbag and Shagrat where all they want to do is go set up for themselves, away from all the Big bosses. heh, sounds like work to me. No wonder Tolkien agonized over whether orcs had souls or not!
Yes, that would make it tough irritable...
by morGoth
May 23rd, 2008
03:35:21 PM
...so maybe it'll have to be a flashback or something. Of course, that would pretty much kill it as a climax. Walp, let me go home, review that bit from the Appendices and see what else I can come up with. Hey, I know, the big party Bilbo threw for Frodo when he adopted him!
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