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UPDATE: Tori Spelling To Join Jennie Garth For CW's New 90210!! ‘We’re Going To Take This Show To A Whole New Level!!’

by JBouganim1	May 19th, 2008 04:11:55 PM
fuck this show
FIRST by the way by JBouganim1	May 19th, 2008 04:12:10 PM

9021NO by ArcadianDS	May 19th, 2008 04:12:30 PM
stupid idea. cancelled in 3 weeks
Why, God, Why?! by Sithdan	May 19th, 2008 04:15:52 PM
Whyyyyyy????
This is cool news because..........? by Grando	May 19th, 2008 04:16:18 PM
Really, I'm all out. Ideas anyone?
bleh by Snizitch	May 19th, 2008 04:17:50 PM
like that needed to be brought back :(
more like aintitGAYnews by Mr.Meanie	May 19th, 2008 04:26:25 PM
am i rite?
This show... by jimmy rabbitte	May 19th, 2008 04:26:30 PM
...will be gone in less than six episodes.
I hate it already. by IAmMrMonkey!	May 19th, 2008 04:34:23 PM
If I met any of these "wild!" "hip!" "independant" "fun-loving!" people then I'd instantly want to mow them down in the street with the biggest truck I could find.
i wonder... by Bouncy X	May 19th, 2008 04:45:19 PM
while they're using the old theme all over this thing, that it either wont be used at all for the actual show or they'll pull a knight rider and just use those first few bars and then it'll turn into some generation y type music thing.
Um...yeah by mnoelio	May 19th, 2008 04:46:02 PM
How many cliches can one show have? At least it will be sexier and have storylines that are ALL intriguing with every character having a secret! Simply amazing. This will be mindblowing entertainment I am sure. Also, what the hell was with that gay slapping of the hands in the beginning? Do people still have sercet handshakes? My god...
I want to hate this sooo much... by RaveX	May 19th, 2008 04:46:34 PM
but just hearing that 90210 theme takes me back to when I was 11 and beverly hills was the coolest thing on tv. and jennie garth. my gods, jennie garth... so, damn you nostalgia, damn you to hell!
Sweet Jesus "Eden!" by red1701	May 19th, 2008 04:50:10 PM
the slutty jail bait from Nip Tuck is in this show....NICE! that girl just wants to take her clothes off!
ANOTHER show like this?!? by Playkins	May 19th, 2008 04:50:13 PM
Yeah, good move CW, there TOTALLY aren't enough shows like this already. Just what I was afraid of, this making the original look tame.
wait... goddamnit, why does Lori Loughlin have to be in it?!? by Playkins	May 19th, 2008 04:52:36 PM
Because now I might have to watch a few episodes.
I want to hate it too. I don't agree with most remakes. by happybunni	May 19th, 2008 04:53:36 PM
I wonder how this will survive in an OC world? This has a good chance of failing miserably. As long as they create a world that people wish they were involved in, and heavily deveoped characters that people wish they knew, it could do well.
This will be AWESOME!!! by KnowItAllFuckHead	May 19th, 2008 05:03:17 PM
I'm going to watch this with a constant flow of beer and laugh my ass off
Ease up on the links by Jinxo	May 19th, 2008 05:06:31 PM
Okay, I am all for pimping the Amazon links to help make a little $$$ for the site. And on the New DVD release articles they can even be a nice help to head right over and order them asap. But this was crazy. Every time a show comes up in the piece you throw a huge intrusive link up right in the middle of what you're saying? Made it really annoying to try to read. I mean, you get a good head of steam going on what you're saying then HUGE INTRUSIVE LINK. Then you're back for as little as a sentence saying, "Then they worked on Crazy Teen Paradise." Then we get the giant link for that. And on and on. How about holding the links until the end or using some that are less intrusive. I know they are supposed to be doubling as article illustrations and not looking blatantly like ad links but they are just so intrusive.
ashoko by slkboxrman	May 19th, 2008 05:07:21 PM
i dont know what ur smoking , but i hope ur sharing.... if u think this crap will even come close to killing LOST u must be retarded...even being bored couldnt get me thru even one minute of that 2 minute preview...id rather slit my wrists then watch the rest of it... i agree with those that say it will be cancelled after 3 weeks...the name 90210 wont save this vomit inducing crap...to me its just another "one tree hill" with rich kids instead of semi-rich kids..."all the characters have secrets" lemme guess theyre all whores ? theyre all gonna sleep with everyone on the show eventually...i dont understand the interest in the fictional lives of snobby rich kids at a high school....the original was horribly written as the reviewer said before just like 7th heaven and they kept that on the air way too long....even tho most of the world knew people didnt act like that family in real life....so knowing the WB/CW they prob will keep this on the air even if the rating suck
jennie garth by Dradis Contact	May 19th, 2008 05:07:55 PM
they do know how to manipulate me
Never watched 90210 by buffywrestling	May 19th, 2008 05:16:31 PM
or Melrose Place. The Freaks and Geeks cred is nice but I don't know if it is enough to get me to tune in.
I'm sure this is Cool.. by ShogunMaster	May 19th, 2008 05:23:35 PM
If you're a teenage girl. Gotta admit that Shanae Grimes does make my nethers' tingle though...
Run! Its the 7th sign of the Apocolypse! by MachThree	May 19th, 2008 05:24:27 PM
I mean really, could anything be more catastrophic to today's youth than a remake of Beverly Hills Freakin Nine-Oh-Two-One-Oh why me?
slkboxrman... by RaveX	May 19th, 2008 05:25:16 PM
epic fail dude. EPIC!
She expresses her fierce independents by Quin the Eskimo	May 19th, 2008 05:25:26 PM
by eating her own tampons. It's her way of saying FUCK OFF REPUBLICANS!
My god by bod33	May 19th, 2008 05:27:46 PM
Why is this site plugging this piece of utter shit. There are far to many of these type of shows on tv anyway. No more please.
You people slam all Star Wars, the New Indy and more and think t by crankyoldguy	May 19th, 2008 05:36:29 PM
This show was terrible then and it'll be just as awful now. The only good thing to come out of was the f-me in every orifice-look of Shannon D., and that wasn't until Charmed., anyway. Garth sexy? Please. Maybe cute, but that's it. Is this because you were all 12-14 then? How could anyway sit through the show? I'd flip by in the day and couldn't last a minute. And as someone able said, this is in NO WAY COOL NEWS. THERE WAS NEVER ANYTHING 'COOL' ABOUT THE ORIGINAL SHOW YOU MORONS. Cool things in the 90s including Brisco County Jr., All things Whedon (on into the early part of this decade), and so on. But NOT 90210 or Melrose Place, for that matter. They were better than all 90s Trek? Stargate? What are you people doing on this site if you think 90210 was EVER good or worse important. If you liked it, then you likely have no male genetalia as pre-marriage, I knew only WOMEN who liked it. So if some of you posting are female, you get a little slack, but the show was and still is for idiots.
I'm glad they pointed out how cool they are. by Pops Freshemeyer	May 19th, 2008 05:41:20 PM
Or will be. Or whatever. That was pretty damn whatever the opposite of cool is. And don't forget hip. This will be the opposite of cool and completely non-hip. The broad from Degrassi is pretty cute though...
the tag line by Spacekicker2001	May 19th, 2008 06:14:28 PM
made me want to shoot someone...if you want to live in the zip you got to live by the code...LOLOLOL
for the love of thor, eden's in this! by Holodigm	May 19th, 2008 06:20:17 PM
may our penises rejoice!
Prediction: Highest ratings for a show on CW by tehBIGIvan	May 19th, 2008 06:29:25 PM
Followed by largest audience drop-off.
Why not... by WickedJester	May 19th, 2008 06:35:43 PM
....just have all the original 90210 people move into Melrose Place and be done with it?
got about 17 seconds into that promo.... by chromedome	May 19th, 2008 06:50:05 PM
...could feel my life-force being drained, and my brain getting sucked out thru my ear. Fortunately, I stopped it just in time! Fortunately, I stopped it just in time! Fortunately, I stopped it just in time! Fortunately, I stopped it just in time! Fortunately, I stopped it just in time!
This makes me want to... by smact_again	May 19th, 2008 06:52:17 PM
surgically remove the top portion of my skull with a dull Ginsu and slowly prod it with Tom Cruise's RayBan alien probing spectacles. Really... do any of these actors look like they could be in high school? I need to vomit now.
Wow. That was painful. by ZeroCorpse	May 19th, 2008 06:57:35 PM
It was more by-the-numbers bullshit than I've seen in some of the worst promos. "Not your typical grandma." -- gag me. The whole thing played out like someone decided to take The Real World and cross-pollinate it with 90210, throwing in character archetypes that were designed by committee, approved by polling random teenagers in a mall in Malibu, and then re-submitted to the marketing department to design the "look" and "feel" of the characters so they'd fit on lunchboxes and t-shirts properly marketed at the 14-24 year-old demographic. They'll probably tie it into a text-messaging promotion of some sort (Text "SLUT" to "90210" to vote for Annie Mills spend the night with the cute guy she met. Text "BITCH" to have her best friend steal him away.) and the show will have LOTS of commercials (every 5 minutes, I'm thinking) which ALL suffer from a mini-cliffhanger and music swell before the break, followed by a lame continuation/resolution for the mini-cliffhanger followed by more posturing, posing, and preening. This looks like everything I hated about preppies when I was a teenager, thrown into a blender with a bag of Skittles and a Hollywood marketing firm, and set to frappe for 20 minutes.
CAN'T F'N WAIT!!! by SkidMarkedUndies	May 19th, 2008 07:00:29 PM
Oh, this isn't the Crystal Skull talkback? IT'S FOR 90210!!!
Crankyoldguy... by ZeroCorpse	May 19th, 2008 07:00:55 PM
Whedon was NEVER, EVER cool. . . .unless you're under 35, in which case your name isn't very appropriate.
Question: Didn't they try this already . . . by SkidMarkedUndies	May 19th, 2008 07:04:38 PM
with the OC? We all saw how that turned out. Also, which one is supposed to be the bad boy rebel Dylan McKay-esque character? They all look like doofuses that Verne Troyer could beat up blindfolded.
The show's enduring popularily continues to confound me. by SylarEatsBrains	May 19th, 2008 07:08:47 PM
Do you mean 90210 or Buffy? Ba-dum ching.
Where by Pennsy	May 19th, 2008 07:18:32 PM

Where's the Gossip Girl talkback? by Pennsy	May 19th, 2008 07:19:04 PM
;)
ZeroCorpse and SylarEatsBrains, you officially suck by WillowFan2001	May 19th, 2008 07:19:12 PM
And I can't understand why Herc didn't spooge all over this show. I do believe I caught a glimpse or two of that high school in Torrance that served as the face for Sunnydale High. That alone should have sent Herc's heart into overdrive.
90210-INO! 90210-INO! 90210-INO! 90210-INO! by Pennsy	May 19th, 2008 07:19:42 PM
In name only!
chromedome by slkboxrman	May 19th, 2008 07:24:40 PM
me too, it was like being sucked into a black hole....i almost didnt escape the suckage....and RAVER X... was that a comment on how this show will do ?? "epic fail" ??
that trailer by alex138	May 19th, 2008 07:27:22 PM
made me fucking puke. I can't believe that kid went from Michael on The Wire to this shit. He needs to get a new agent.
I thought that was a SNL sketch at first by slappy jones	May 19th, 2008 07:33:05 PM
That was hilarious. especially when the voice over says "more provocative" and they cut to a girl in a pool with her head between a guys legs. That is fucking funny.
Georgina Sparks must go down, and she must go down hard. by Pennsy	May 19th, 2008 07:33:54 PM
You know you hate her; XOXO. ;)
Where Everyone has a Secret... by bradyboulanger	May 19th, 2008 07:34:07 PM
Annie Mills is a Cylon.
Disdain... by digitalcos	May 19th, 2008 07:36:29 PM
definitely disdain.
Huge! by Pogue Mahone	May 19th, 2008 07:36:47 PM
This will rock. Hahahaha! If it's half as cheesy as the original then I'll tune in for a few episodes if for nothing other than nostalgia and brain candy...
Georgina is a fantastic bad guy though by slappy jones	May 19th, 2008 07:37:32 PM
the show was getting a little to nice. even chuck bass had been neutered a little bit. Once Blair and Serena became friends again all the nastiness stopped so the past few weeks have been great. You have to have a villain.
"Whole New Level" by chromedome	May 19th, 2008 07:41:12 PM
Whole new LOW level
Shenae Grimes: new Degrassi, new 90210, what's next? by Flim Springfield	May 19th, 2008 07:42:10 PM
Dawson's Creek?
If they all live in 90210.... by TheHichhiker	May 19th, 2008 07:55:50 PM
...should they not be able to pay someone off to not be pushing 30 and still be in high school?. Seriously, are any of these actors within a decade of being 14?
gossip girl by JackDonkey	May 19th, 2008 08:01:26 PM
the first couple episodes of gossip girl were pretty good. I can't stand Vanessa.. Dan, ok wait I only like Blair, Rufus, Lily, Jenny (barely), Nate, Chuck (barely). Now that Vanessa is with Nate that makes Nate suck since that idiot Vanessa is in a lot of his scenes. Fuck Vanessa is like a even shittier version of Michelle Rodreguiz and I didn't think that was possible.
I have to admit, I was curious about this show by Big Jim	May 19th, 2008 08:12:34 PM
and planned on watching at least the pilot. That is, until I saw that promo. All I saw was every teen show since 90210 trying to be the new 90210. The only thing that makes this show different from the myriad of imitators & ripoffs in the past 15 years in the 90210 name. This show is trying way too hard to be "hip". "We're the coolest show on tv, and we're not even on tv yet". The guy playing the cool, young teacher looks like he's one of the students. Gee, I wonder if he will have an inappropriate relationship with one of his students.
I had sex with a dude today..... by LHombreSiniestro	May 19th, 2008 08:20:14 PM
...and yet this was even more gay...
So , a bunch of 20 something's playing "kids" by TheHichhiker	May 19th, 2008 08:20:37 PM
I was slightly curious only because of Rob Thomas, but I don't think even he could save this. But hey, at least one good thing came from this article - I finally figured out where I knew that shrink from "Bones" from.
I lasted 10 seconds before I hit the pause button. by Pennsy	May 19th, 2008 08:35:22 PM
Couldn't watch it anymore. The CW will be out of business in the next 18 months. A prediction, then.
"We're gonna take this show to a whole new level..." by tylerzero	May 19th, 2008 08:40:57 PM
"...OF COMPLETE AND UTTER SHIT."
I hope it's ANIMATED! by mistergreen	May 19th, 2008 08:42:11 PM
Animated soap opera would be cool.
So wait, this isn't a Dollhouse talkback? by chrth	May 19th, 2008 08:44:38 PM
It's been two days!
oh, my dear slkboxrman... by RaveX	May 19th, 2008 09:13:04 PM
this show will almost certainly suck. and yes, it will fail. but its failure will be very minor compared to your ability to detect sarcasm in Ashok0's post. followed only by your bad attempt on figuring out my handle.
From someone called "willowfan" by ZeroCorpse	May 19th, 2008 09:44:11 PM
I take "you officially suck" as a compliment! The day Whedonites, browncoats, Buffywanks, cosplayers, furries, and weeaboos consider me cool, is the day I stop being able to live with myself.
So I guess... by Don Lockwood	May 19th, 2008 09:54:03 PM
...that means they're writing Darcy out of Degrassi. Mmm, Shenae Grimes. I liked when she became a bad girl, but she wasn't nearly as bad as Miriam McDonald or Cassie Steele were. Thank god nobody knows who I really am or they'd know of my secret Degrassi addiction.
I thought the title of the series was "Superficiality"... by FilmCritic3000	May 19th, 2008 10:24:20 PM
You'd think The CW would try to add shows about things other than text-messaging dead-behind-the eyes teenagers. Other than "Supernatural" and "Reaper", there's nothing to watch on the network. They need to get it in gear, or they'll be relegated to the dustbin of history next season, as either Variety or The Hollywood Reporter said recently.
Jessica Walter... noooo...! by iamnicksaicnsn	May 19th, 2008 10:30:35 PM
Arrested Development to this? For shame...
ZeroCorpse - So, Whedon was never cool...and by crankyoldguy	May 19th, 2008 11:03:40 PM
neither was Farscape, seasons 3-6 of Deep Space Nine and.... I'm sure you thought, what, West Wing was cool? Bored the piss out of me (though my sister, a year younger than me loved it. Then, she and her husband liked Hairspray, too yuck). Whedons shows were damn cool, damn smart, damn fun. And yeah, I'm well over 35, and don't watch much targeted to my CSI/Law and Order-generation demographic (though those franchises are okay, but hardly the stuff to make you want to record it if you're out, etc.).
And thus, a network implodes by Harry Weinstein	May 19th, 2008 11:24:34 PM
Wow, this is pathetic. Reheated Fox leftovers, years past the expiration date. This must be some sort of new low for television.
Tssh! by ollerom	May 19th, 2008 11:29:22 PM
I think I just died a little inside. 90210 in 2 different decades what are they trying to do kill us all.
The producers are overlooking... by snowpuff	May 19th, 2008 11:31:06 PM
...that Melrose Place took place in the same universe. They could reprise some characters from there as well in the same show. I wouldn't mind seeing if Josie Bissett is still hot. That being said, they must be absolute fucking morons to be negotiating with Tori Spelling to be on the show. With all due respect to Spelling, no one, NO ONE , wants to see Tori Spelling on this show. I mean, what the fuck could they be thinking?!
In one word: Fascist. by wowsah156	May 20th, 2008 12:08:31 AM
Its shows like this that make kids angry and depressed. Totally vacuous, shallow and pointless, CW will help to contribute to more suicides and school massacres with this type of shit. I never saw one actor who came closde to looking and behaving like a REAL human being. Of course it will get high ratings, because there are enough kids out there who are sad miserable, depressed and angry who want to be like these aspiration pretty mouthed teens , but the more they watch it, the more angry and fustrated with life they will become , and the sound of the firing range will beckon. Mandatory storylines for the new "improved series" will include, "gang rape", "porno", drug habit", "daddy complex", "shiny new gun" corrupt cop", "wrong side of town" etc etc etc.
I hope this is a forgettable failure. by pomophobe	May 20th, 2008 12:37:06 AM
I really do, the only inspiration I feel from this is to not watch, I really hope this bombs like Bionic Woman.
Bring back Emily Valentine! by BauerJackBauer	May 20th, 2008 01:20:09 AM
I love when she tied Brandon up and tried to set him on fire.
"My character has attitude! He's edgy, he's in your face!" by newc0253	May 20th, 2008 02:53:09 AM
"You've heard the expression 'let's get busy'? Well, this is a dog who gets 'biz-zay!' Consistently and thoroughly!" Seriously, they booted Thomas? This thing is looking to stink like my ass.
If they bring this back then... by mrfan	May 20th, 2008 05:10:02 AM
bring back Knots Landing.
Going from The Wire and Arrested Development by methosb	May 20th, 2008 05:37:55 AM
... not such a good career move.
Wraith of Brenda by Dazzler69	May 20th, 2008 06:36:38 AM
You know it's coming! I hope all the old cast pop up every now and then.
Ugh by Sebilrazen	May 20th, 2008 07:08:31 AM
that wardrobe is awful. Please tell me people don't actually dress like that. Oh no, this has done it, the new 90210 has made me gay. Not really.
90210 is decimated by Tony Almeida by turketron	May 20th, 2008 07:14:04 AM
And Jack doesn't care. No silent clocks, but instead, cheering...
Ages by GdawgCLT	May 20th, 2008 07:54:38 AM
They aren't going to get actual teen actors, probably because of the federal law that prohibits actors under 18 from being in sex scenes.
hmm while i was alittle too young and black for 90210 by thareign23	May 20th, 2008 08:15:24 AM
i loved michael on the wire but common dixon looks like the wannabe toughguy from the oc could fukk him up. he needs some of that michael edge tristan wilds impressed me on the wire and michael turned out to be my favorite (new ) character . that scene when he fukked up kenard or the one when he stood tall when randy was being called snitch and he stood up all bloody was like damnnnn.
why not just change the name of the site to... by TheBaxter	May 20th, 2008 09:32:11 AM
AmazonCoolNews. at least it would be a more accurate represenation of your content.
square pegs > geeks n freaks by ArcadianDS	May 20th, 2008 10:29:23 AM
how come there's never any love to the show that kick-started this whole genre?
Tristan Wilds as Dixon Mills by QuemaPueblos	May 20th, 2008 10:37:21 AM
Though I find it to be a backward leap in career trajectory, exactly how much work do you think there is for a young black actor? The fact that he landed a role in a show that will be watched by a ton of people, despite its content, is a good move for ANY young, black actor! Tristan Wilds gotta eat!
TOO.....SOON. by Skyfly	May 20th, 2008 10:43:07 AM
Not cool.
SUPER-GAWD-DAMN-NATURAL is the best show on CW. by Shermdawg	May 20th, 2008 11:21:49 AM
And it will remain that way, as long as Ackles doesn't lose the wisecracks. Of course being chained up in hell will hamper that a bit.
ZeroCorpse, trust me... by WillowFan2001	May 20th, 2008 12:15:51 PM
The fact that you're okay with being insulted by people who like Joss Whedon shows, the vast majority of whom (including humble old moi) are smarter than you'll ever be, is just as okay with me as it is with you.
I wonder what she's talking aboot by Freakemovie	May 20th, 2008 12:16:00 PM
The first girl interviewed in that promo is from the last couple seasons of Degrassi. I wonder how noticeable her hilarious Canadian accent will be on the CW.
I weep for this generation......... by DirkAngerReloaded23	May 20th, 2008 12:18:04 PM
Between God-awful garbage like, the Hills, Gossip Girl, this new 90210 abortion, and pretty much any single show that "MTV" makes nowadays I have lost ALL hope for the new generation. All this shit is just downright unwatchable and I cannot believe that people are entertained by this crap. Maybe it is a good thing that we're all going down in 2012 cause if this is the future...........
Fuck all you haters. by Sailor Rip	May 20th, 2008 01:17:37 PM
Let me tell you something, that episode where Luke Perry's girlfriend was killed was a good piece of tv. And I'll tell you something that ain't so funny, it made me cry like a little girl...well maybe it's a little funny.
Holy fuck that looks gay by Iamagoodguy	May 20th, 2008 01:45:20 PM
It really does, do you not all agree?
Hmmm by dancinggopher01	May 20th, 2008 02:41:24 PM
Was that meant to make me laugh my ass off? If so then good job CW.
Where is Happy Days? by EbertsFatThumb	May 20th, 2008 03:42:16 PM
This list is bogus! AAAAAAYYYYYY!
Shermdawg by Quin the Eskimo	May 20th, 2008 05:35:19 PM
speaks the truth
This column by MeshGearFoxx	May 20th, 2008 06:18:58 PM
could not have been more disjointed thanks to those freakin links. Crap like that makes me open a new browser window, type in amazon and search there rather than clicking through.
raveX by slkboxrman	May 20th, 2008 07:00:21 PM
whoops, sorry ashoko.....its hard to detect sarcasm in written form...lol..... o wow now tori(i got no talent but daddy loves me)spelling is in this crap fest too...i really think she was better at doing comedy playin the dumb ditz....what the CW is forgettin is that the original 90210 was prob one of the granddaddys of shows like the OC, one tree hill, etc, etc...the same old teen BS drama shows...except in this case itll be the whiny im rich and sexy but not happy storylines....
I wonder if Tori's dad is spinning in his grave. by theonecalledshoe	May 20th, 2008 07:00:38 PM
I guess we'll have to wait and see upon how things go with the show. I'm wagering upon this will be like the Knight Rider reprise. Call it a hunch.
AICN = Chick News? by the podosphere	May 20th, 2008 08:20:19 PM
Seriously, is any hetero guy going to watch this, ever, except at gunpoint???
Hot chick from Full House? by Bass Ackwards	May 20th, 2008 10:39:32 PM
Huh?
Ziering wants in, too... by jimmy rabbitte	May 20th, 2008 10:47:10 PM
surprise, surprise...
AS IF I NEEDED A GOOD REASON NOT TO WATCH. by alice 13	May 20th, 2008 11:02:19 PM
i hope there is an all new level of canceledness that im not aware of.
I Like Rob Thomas and Veronica Mars and Everything But by DKT	May 20th, 2008 11:19:33 PM
UGH.
As excited as I am about this updated 90210... by Pops Freshemeyer	May 21st, 2008 01:09:41 AM
I'd be much more excited about an updated Happy Days. Luke Perry can be Fonzie and Joe Tata (or whatever the hell his name was) can be Mr. Cunningham...
The teachers at West Beverly are HOT! by Madeline Ashton	May 21st, 2008 02:52:58 AM
Oh wait those are supposed to be students?
This just in.... by seniorspeilbergio	May 21st, 2008 03:09:52 AM
Who gives a fuck? That's it. I'm out.
Gee, I wonderhow Tori Spelling by thegreatwhatzit	May 21st, 2008 03:41:44 AM
bagged a role? (certainly not nepotism). Tori "My daddy didn't leave me enough money" Spelling. Never saw the series--never will, what with this gasbag tagged to it.
Wow fantastic casting news! by Yeti	May 21st, 2008 06:00:24 AM
Bet Tori and "I-an" had to completley rearrange their schedules for this oppertunity. Except not.
We’re Going To Take This Show To A Whole New Level!! by ColloquiallyBorn	May 21st, 2008 06:02:29 AM
.. what level of mediocrity would that be?!?!
Oh and about that Ziering guy... by ColloquiallyBorn	May 21st, 2008 06:09:11 AM
Of course he wants in... He tought he'd be the next big thing in Hollywood when the series ended, but found out that the big wigs in Hollywood didn't think the same way... even worse than Priestley and Perry who can do two expresseions, "angry" and "squinty eyes"... Now he wants back in so he can get the bills paid. Can't blame him for getting some of the fame back.. But it's always sad to see this ex-generation trying to get in on the revamped shows... I'm guessing the fans would love this.. but for the rest of us.. Do we really care about this new revamp version of the most idiot made for teens soap opera?
Paging Tom Bodet... by The Selecter	May 21st, 2008 07:24:42 AM
Where are you man?
Meh by geodesigns	May 21st, 2008 08:35:24 AM

this has EPIC FAIL written all over it by mthrndr	May 21st, 2008 10:40:20 AM
If Rob Thomas were still involved, I'd give it some benefit of doubt. But two people from the writing staff of freaks and geeks? who even knows if they had any input? This will tank hard.
It's the Knight Rider of high school shows! by Christopher3	May 21st, 2008 10:52:39 AM
EPIC FAIL indeed.
Regarding Ziering by Big Jim	May 21st, 2008 10:55:20 AM
I guess his payday from hosting the very creepy Your Momma Don't Dance wasn't what he'd hoped for. 90210, love it or hate it, was fairly original back in its day. Sure it took itself too seriously at times but it was for the most part campy fun. I guess reruns are popular because now it's nostalgic campy fun. Most tv execs don't know what makes a show good and rely on focus groups and marketing buzz-words. "It needs to be edgy and hip. I don't know what that means, but that's what I want". And from the promo it seems this show was created by committee; by people whose only creative talent is knowing when to use a pie chart over a line graph. I predict this show will be a monumental failure that will make the US version of Coupling look like the British version of The Office.
ZZZZ.....Needs giant robots by CarmillaVonDoom	May 21st, 2008 11:23:35 AM
There's your Tom Bodet comment
Lori Loughlin saying that the parents are by Big Jim	May 21st, 2008 01:04:37 PM
as big a part of the show as the kids made me laugh. The parents on the original said the same thing. However, I think it was as early as Season 2 or 3, the mother was complaining that all her character did was say "good morning" or "how was school" as the kids came through the kitchen. And then by, what, season 5 the parents were sent to Alaska or went on 3 year round the world cruise or something, and were off the show for good.
If they put Brian Austin Greens character on a rotiserrie by Knobules	May 21st, 2008 01:23:30 PM
Ill watch it. Holy cow that guy was a stupid little woman.
so i'm totally gay by Mr_X	May 21st, 2008 01:25:42 PM
god damm i love that theme tune. that zip code has helped me immensely when filling out zip codes for junk forms on the web. pig nose tori spelling, guess shes gotta eat, but i thought she had her dads money by now. no one took her seriously. jennie garth on the other hand is totally hot. bring back steve! he was totally the funny one. hmm and there's a black guy amongst the Beverly hills crew set. who would have thought eh?
Tori "I'll enforce the rights I inherited to this show if you do by The Gipper	May 21st, 2008 01:43:05 PM
Something tells me Tori inherited some sort of rights to this show and used that to bludgeon her way on screen here. At least we won't be subjected to David Silver's DJ-ing skills now that BAG is busy as Derek Reese on Sarah Connor Chronicles.
Crossover with Sarah Connor Chronicles by The Gipper	May 21st, 2008 01:44:33 PM
Brian Austin Green returns to 90210, revealing that he is really named Derek Reese. Suddenly, killer robots controlled by SkyNet come and level the zip code. Judgment Day has come to Beverly Hills...
the subject cut off the rest of the quote by palooka_boy	May 21st, 2008 11:57:32 PM
We're going to take this show to a whole new level...of retardation.
and TheGipper by palooka_boy	May 21st, 2008 11:58:02 PM
I just fell out of my chair laughing. thanks!
Ian Zering by vandarkmoor	May 22nd, 2008 12:03:07 AM
Considering that he just recently played a lousy Cortes on Aztec Rex playing Steve on 90210 again would be a leg up for him.
9021Oh NO! by frakthetoasters	May 22nd, 2008 10:38:28 AM
So Donna Martin is back on 90210. She's probably a 39 year old spinster with cats since David "D-Rock" Silver dumped her for all the 19 year old groupies who thought his white boy rapper act was brilliant. Then Eminem came along and smashed David. David is now a dental assistant in his dad's office. I can understand Jennie Garth coming back and that is good because well Jennie is still smoking hot after all these years. But Tori? She was horseface back then and she's horseface now. P.S. The Lone African American guy's storyline is EXACTLY like Ryan's from The O.C. Only he's African American. I wonder how his face punching skills are?

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