We demand to know who's put their popsy on the payroll! 'Fess up, boys!

So easy to spot the sad male virgins. So much easier to predict that they will remain virgins forever.

Surely you remember - she said she gave you the dollar I paid her!

But it's like those chicks on G4 or the nerdgirls who go to comics conventions - she knows the ratio of male to female is better than 100-t0-1 and she is your new goddess.

Sad, but true.

by the way i'm not a virgin, just a really horny guy that likes tits... sue me if you think your so fucking better then me

Even allowing for what laughingly passes for spelling in your country, this is still wrong.

One to whom the spelling fairy has paid a visit and the other, evil one.

It's all too much for me. I'm off for a long chat with my new mate 'Pnodscum'...

Marvellous! How do I join?

I mean LOOK at her. She's got BEAUTIFUL cans! And she's not hiding them! So, let us discuss these ta-tas that she has so generously put on display. And let's discuss how if she wasn't wearing those tight, low-cut tops, we'd probably be obsessing over Michael Bay skull-fucking our childhoods or whatever else topic du jour we kick around on this site. Seriously, tits are great. Enjoy nice ones when you see 'em. Fin.

Thinking man's crumpet, you know how it is...

Sorry to lower the tone, but there it is.

In an age where so many 'actors' get by with playing themselves in each and every role, Mister Depp is a rare talent and a true thesp.

I'd go for a woman of age and experience if I were you. You can't beat an old slapper. Well, you can but it costs extra...

We Brits shy away from it simply because it's vulgar, passe, and the use of it tends to proclaim loudly the inferior social strata from which the user tends to emanate...

It is indeed a low insult, but the use of it tends to tell more about the user it than the person being targeted. You're bigger than this, Herb. Find another expletive...

Harry, I'm begging ya to drop this SG feature.

And that brings me to IAmMrMonkey!. Are we talking about the same thing here? You can respect women as well as you can respect ALL people and still be able to make fun of them. Ever make a dick joke to a male friend? Please stop putting the pussy on a pedestal. You know what I find depressing? When people take the wrong things way too seriously. Go volunteer at a Women's Health Clinic, mmkay? They need your support more than ScriptGirl and her two HUGE FUCKING TITS!

I can't for the life of me understand people who purport to take offence on behalf of others. It's a whole industry here in the UK, where bleeding-heart, left-wing middle class warriors loudly champion the poor, downtrodden ethnic minorites - even when the minorities themselves think they're being perverse and damaging.

I read where a cuddly Piglet toy was removed from one London nursery in case it offended the Muslim parents, who were utterly bemused by the whole thing. Truly baffling mentality...

As for the hit count, the Megan Fox story is a prime example of that kind of "business". Not to mention the TB-stories that seemed designed to encourage multi-title spam posts and so forth. Hit counts. Got to love 'em.

And the only thing that gets a hit count more than a story about tits is a story about Transformers. Can't wait to see if the sequel gets as much TB attention.

As for BLOOD MERIDIAN, I don't know that you'll find a more brutal and harsh book. It's a gothic-Western with no real sense of morality whatsoever. Talk about your nightmare!

I don't know that I can stomach another round of Transformers TBs. But I'm sure the arguments will be magnificent.

2-Pseudo-feminist well-meaning morality cops like me who think the whole thing just confirms negative stereotypes of male nerd-dom.

3-Chest-beating misdirected machismo warriors falling all over themselves to defend what they see as a damsel in distress.

Kind of sad, isn't it?