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Being First...
by Darth Kosher
May 16th, 2008
10:14:08 AM
Is overrated.
Clone Saga
by fiester
May 16th, 2008
10:14:29 AM
It's gotta be.
First.
by Desmondo
May 16th, 2008
10:14:37 AM
Spiderman 3 wasn't bad enough?
First
by Chadley BeBay
May 16th, 2008
10:15:05 AM
Yeah!
Oh the shame..
by Desmondo
May 16th, 2008
10:15:12 AM
Of posting "First" third.
Should leave it a trilogy
by Sithdan
May 16th, 2008
10:15:46 AM
Spider-Man 3 should have closed the book on this franchise.
I was wondering when we were gonna hear this
by slone13
May 16th, 2008
10:15:58 AM
I wouldn't mind another director getting a shot, but the question is whether Tobey will return. Sony will throw him boatrloads of money...
I would have been first
by SKULL1138
May 16th, 2008
10:15:59 AM
But AICN logged me out, and would not let me log back in, even though Ive been here all afternoon.

Crap

No Raimi, dammit!
by Durendal
May 16th, 2008
10:16:25 AM
He really fucked up with Spiderman 3. I think he's had his run with the franchise. Let someone else direct it.
nooooooooooooooo......
by colinjbooth
May 16th, 2008
10:18:02 AM
Why, flog that dead donkey no more!!!
Why? Is there a reason for 4 and 5? Nope.
by Stereotypical Evil Archer
May 16th, 2008
10:19:39 AM
it better be a fresh take on it then
by just pillow talk
May 16th, 2008
10:20:30 AM
Completely different director and actors. Spidey 3 has tainted all involved...
Stop Teasing With Dylan Baker!
by MasterBateman
May 16th, 2008
10:20:36 AM
And use him as the villain god damnit!
Think we could get a hotter MJ this time around?
by Darth Sticky
May 16th, 2008
10:21:58 AM
Kirsten Dunst never fit that role!
Spiderman 3 had an incredible opening, BUT
by beastie
May 16th, 2008
10:22:57 AM
they MIGHT need some good word of mouth on the next one(s). I don't hang out with geeks in real life, so I've heard from the general public (my cooler than me friends) that they also hated 3. Hating on Spiderman 3 wasn't limited to only geeks, it hit the rest of the public pretty hard too. It opened well because Spiderman 2 was so good. So, with 4 and 5, Sony is gonna need to make sure the script is good, test screen the hell out of it and allow leaked reviews. Word of mouth is important for this one.
NINETH!!
by cloudrider`
May 16th, 2008
10:22:59 AM
or maybe by the time i post this, i'm fifteenth or something. just three words: no. raimi. please.
and history repeats
by thinboyslim.
May 16th, 2008
10:23:09 AM
its all happened before, for a while it looks like people have got the hang of making good comic book films, original superman and batman films, then come the sequels upon sequels upon sequels until nobody cares anymore and then in about 10 years time we get Spiderman Returns with all new studio execs with new ideas and fresh talent.
for a second...
by Whitemouse
May 16th, 2008
10:24:07 AM
I thought it read "James VanDerBeek"...I was almost looking forward to Spidey fighting Pacey with large expositional dialogue
Raimi and SM
by SKULL1138
May 16th, 2008
10:24:56 AM
Worst superhero movies ever made, with probably the best superhero ever.

Only Raimi can do this, the guy is shite. SM 2 was ok only, the first 1 and the 3rd were utterly terrible, I mean how do you mess up the Venom arc...Get Raimim and he will sort you out Sony.

They need to re start this franchise again a la Batman, and get it done right i.e. the Villains dont die at end of each movie, and Norman Osbourne does not become Green Goblin until movie 3 or 4. Oh and he doesnt look like a fucking Power Ranger either.

Shiteness personified

Raimi should never direct again for the mistakes he made, I mean how to depict SM going evil (ish)in the black suit...I know, have him walk like JT and look like a total fanny for 10 minutes.

Well done

Sam Raimi raped my childhood worse than anything Lucas ever did, fucking little suit wearing dweeb, I dont give a shit about Evil Dead, Spiderman movies were rank rotten.

My ideas for the films:
by THT3000
May 16th, 2008
10:25:01 AM
Use Kraven (and possibly another villain) in 4 and base the 5th on Kraven's Last Hunt and replace Vermin with Lizard. Foolproof. Also it would work perfectly to have the fourth film start of with e.g. a gang of thugs pulling a heist and the Shocker as one of them. He's not good enough for his own film but good enough for a scene.
My idea for Spider-Man for a while...
by Cory849
May 16th, 2008
10:25:08 AM
Is that they should do a second three story arc and call it Trilogy 2.

The other idea I had was completely re-casting all the roles for the second trilogy. Start fresh with a whole new cast so you can save some money. Otherwise they'll invariably end up with a situation where one actor is looking too old and another drops out and needs to be re-cast yadda yadda yadda.

Still though, I'm all over new Spider-man movies. Spiderman rules. And there are tons of good stories they could still do - like Kraven's last hunt. And they can still kill Gwen Stacey off. They could bring venom back for a decent episode and bring in Carnage. Believe me, there's Lots of drama left to find in Spider-man.

Tobey and Dunst both fucking sucked
by TheLastCleric
May 16th, 2008
10:26:03 AM
Where was playful, smart ass Peter Parker who annoyed those he fought with goofy puns even while unleashing a serious ass kicking? And Dunst was shite for that role from day one; Mary Jane is supposed to the uber hot girl next door. Dunst plays the role like she's stoned.
Spidey Fan
by Salamander
May 16th, 2008
10:27:13 AM
As a spidey fan I liked parts of 3 but will admit the venom parts were crappy and could have been done better as he is a cool villain. Maybe a new director is a good choice or someone who likes the material. If back to back i'd love to see Aunt May finding out after some big scrap seeing petey all beat up and that he is spidey and at the end of the film embracing what he does and perhaps killing her off at the end. Sinister 6 would be cool especially if avengers flick in the works.... but need to establish them probably first. Lizard for me even Kraven I guess isnt too bad in the back ground hunting him down as a secondary story. Rhino / Electro - not sure if they could hold the film as the only badass more henchmen then main guys. Get the king pin in there too.
Spider-man 3 was so bad
by brandon25
May 16th, 2008
10:30:19 AM
that this would have to be a reboot for me to get interested.
Could it get more dis-jointed than 3?
by Baron Karza
May 16th, 2008
10:30:28 AM
The magic is gone right? Would it be 'dark' Spider Man? Or 'camp' Spider Man? What?
Tobes is too
by Series7
May 16th, 2008
10:31:11 AM
Cool to be Spiderman anymore. Hey sorry it made you a big star and now everyone knows you and you are set for 3 lives. Yeah it must be really tough to deal with. Fucking pussy. Why can't all famous people learn from the Shatner. You gotta fucking embrace it. If you act like you are above the role that you are going to be most remembered for your a douche. I don't care about artistic integrety. You think Christopher Reeves sat around complaing that he had to do another Superman? Or that Micheal Keaton probably doesn't show up on set every time there is a new Batman being made, JUST IN CASE? Thats why I think I am starting to like Ironman more and more, because Robert Downy is eating it up, and probably will keep doing so until they decide to stop. Tobey always acted like a bitch about getting the role of a lifetime. Same with Kirten Dust, she should be happy for even being famous in the first place.
No reason for 4 and 5?
by waggy
May 16th, 2008
10:33:07 AM
I think the first 3 making over $2 billion not including merchandise is reason enough. Seriously, if you don't think there's gonna be more Spider-man movies you just don't know what drives this industry (yes, "industry"). All we can do is hope they're good.
Cory
by SKULL1138
May 16th, 2008
10:33:21 AM
There is, but they made so many mistakes already, they really should just wait another 8 - 10 years and start again, with Chris Nolan as director once he has finished the Story arc on the far superior Batman series.

I doubt even if reviews are good I could go and see this at cinema, maybe if a completely different cast and director it might work, but better to start again IMO. Or else we just get bad villains that are worse than those coming before in increasingly cash seeking movies, that have no quality.

First 5 minutes should be Peter waking up from a dream where he looked like a dick (Toby Maguire) and nonoe of it has happened, then it does again, but properly this time.

Teenage Spider-man is the way to go damnit
by David Cloverfield
May 16th, 2008
10:35:16 AM
This is the only property when they're casting too old. Energetic, funny, teen Spidey. Go Ultimate on this one. But even if they keep the continuity get a new director. These movies were interesting, but they weren't really fun.
Raimi is busy indefinitely
by jj9126
May 16th, 2008
10:36:35 AM
He's already signed to reboot Paramount's Jack Ryan franchise (and will direct at least the first installment). No Spidey for him.
if it's like part 3, I'm there
by Spandau Belly
May 16th, 2008
10:39:25 AM
I'm up for more dancing, absurd plot contrivances, pointless gimmicks, Bryce Dallas Howard, and story overstuffing. But if it's more slow moving pacifistic stuff that makes sense like those first two then count me out.
The problem with the franchise
by Rufferto
May 16th, 2008
10:39:53 AM
summed up in one quote : "This story is about a girl..."
Weren't really fun?, Cloverfield?
by Steve Rogers
May 16th, 2008
10:41:09 AM
Spider-Man 2 wasn't fun?!? Eat cock and choke on it. Spidey 2 is probably the best superhero flick ever made (yeah, better than Superman The Movie, fuck that turning the world back bullshit). Spidey 3 is derailed by too many villains and the fact that everything relies on a a ridiculous amount of coincidence, but I blame that on Sony letting Raimi and his brother Ivan actually write the story, as opposed to the earlier films where Alvin Sargeant cobbled the scripts together from drafts turned in by, you know, actual writers. Nepotism sucks!
I've heard the deal was that...
by greenstyle92
May 16th, 2008
10:41:20 AM
Sony has a "use it or lose it" deal with the Spider-man license. They have certain time frame to make another Spider-man sequel, and if they don't in a certain amount of time they lose the licenses and Marvel can renegotiate with who ever they want. And at this point, they'd just love to get there hands on it for there own "Marvel Studios." that's a coup sony is gonna fight against hard.
Spidey 3 was on the level of Batman Forever
by Smoke Monster Loves Kate
May 16th, 2008
10:42:42 AM
dangerously teetering towards Batman & Robin.

new actors and new director plz. keep the continuity of the first 2 (and as far as 3 concerned, just allude to the fact he's already faced Sandman and Venom before if they bring either back).

Spidey's world has no dearth of villains.

Please, no more Rami Spider-Man
by Trazadone
May 16th, 2008
10:43:42 AM
He just ruined the franchise with his awful movies (okay, Spider-Man 2 was good but the other 2 were atrocious).
"RICHARD PRYOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by The Marquis de Side 3
May 16th, 2008
10:44:44 AM
"If only he were still alive, dammit, THAT would totally sell the sequel! Didn't it do wonders for SUPERMAN? Well who else is around? Dave Chappelle? Get him on the phone! Maybe he can be a sidekick or sumthin." -- big time movie producer, Hollywood, CA
Steve Zahn for Shocker!
by William Landis
May 16th, 2008
10:45:13 AM
Yeah, he could do it.
FUCK "one story, two movies" sequels!
by Osmosis Jones
May 16th, 2008
10:45:34 AM
Has this idea EVER worked? Pirates, Matrix...it's always a joylessly frenetic part two followed by a ludicrously overstuffed part three. Just two two complelely seperate fucking sequels!
Hey, I thought the Spidey films were unfun too.
by greenstyle92
May 16th, 2008
10:45:43 AM
I was saying that back in the days of Spideys one and two, but back then people like Steve rogers ruled the roost and kept forcing "Best Superhero movies ever" down my throat. Listen, the problems have always been there but are coming to light: Spidey himself isn't funny or talky enough, the villains are light, and the films get way, way, WAY too bogged down the the Mary Jane love story. And I don't get the love for part 2. I think of part 2 and all I can remember about it was Peter sitting alone in his little apartment softly crying "Mary Jane." That's the whole movie as far as I'm concerned.
Set it in space
by Lost Jarv
May 16th, 2008
10:49:16 AM
Seriously, it's the golden rule for a successful part 4.
yes....
by j2talk
May 16th, 2008
10:50:22 AM
alright, hopefully this will make up for the mess that was spiderman 3....a dance nuber, comee on-the film jumped the shark right there....
I want a funny Spider-Man!
by superfleish76
May 16th, 2008
10:51:03 AM
Take a clue from Iron Man, but put the witty banter in during the battles. I would love a good old fashioned crime story, too. Have him running around the city trying to stop some major crime from going down! You can have super-powered thugs like Shocker or Scorpion, but we don't need detailed origins of each. Spider-Man himself will draw the people in, so you can afford to do a better written, smaller scale story.
Batman Forever? Surely sir you jest.
by knowthyself
May 16th, 2008
10:51:13 AM
Come on thats just an over reaction to part 3. Part 3 is fine. Had the same humor and tone of the rest of the franchise. People who hated part 3 I truly wonder if you've seen 1 and 2. The "rain drops" scene is just as stupid as the dance scene in part 3.
Crap films
by kwisatzhaderach
May 16th, 2008
10:52:18 AM
Sorry, but they are. The FX work in Spidey 3 was horrible. Jim Cameron should have got his version made.
The trailer for SP3 was better than the movie.
by StudioPlant69
May 16th, 2008
10:52:23 AM
So many things were bad...the dancing, the tacked on inclusion of Venom, horrible acting by Topher Grace, the 20-30 minutes that should have been edited out, weak script, etc. It still will never come close to the utter shitfest that was Batman and Robin. Worst movie ever.
I think they should keep the continuity but
by beastie
May 16th, 2008
10:53:00 AM
maybe do a SLIGHT re-boot. Make it just a little bit grittier, a little bit less special effects focused and (this last suggestion might show my lack of comic knowledge) I wanna see Carnage.
Dwayne Johnson as Kraven the Hunter
by Big Jim
May 16th, 2008
10:53:01 AM
And Larry David as the Vulture.

Best part of Spider-Man 3 was Sandman's first scene.

I remember when you guys fuckin LOVED Spiderman.
by knowthyself
May 16th, 2008
10:53:37 AM
So in two years I'm sure you'll be hating Iron Man as well. Fucking posers.

by j2talk
May 16th, 2008
10:53:50 AM
they've set things up to go on and on... bring on Kurt Conners and the Black Cat (the landlords daughter) ....they just need to do it right ...one Villian per movie or do it like a bond film-one then open credits then the main villian
Anyone know how to do italics in the TBs?
by beastie
May 16th, 2008
10:55:33 AM
I want to emphasize certain words without making it seem like I'm yelling them. Lately, to emphasize a word, I've been capitalizing it. I'd like some italics so I don't seem so damn angry.

Fuck it. Here's my italics attempt. Spiderman 4

Movie 5 is supposed to be a reboot!
by PirateEmery
May 16th, 2008
10:55:47 AM
Isn't that the Superhero movie law? Movie 3 is bad, Movie 4 is godawful enough that people forget about the franchise, and Movie 5 is the awesome reboot?
Didn't work.
by beastie
May 16th, 2008
10:55:54 AM
Lucas confirlms Indy 5 starring LeBouf-no joke
by wilsonfisk89
May 16th, 2008
10:58:29 AM
Huffington Post and a couple other outlets have it. Says Harrison would take Connery-like role. -Weak!
Why would they *not* do more Spidey movies?
by BenBraddock
May 16th, 2008
10:59:29 AM
Come on! It's Hollywood guys! Why leave it as a trilogy, it's not like these were three parts of one story and there a lot more tales to tell (and millions to make). OK, so part 3 stunk the cinema out; is that reason to never do another? No that's reason to do a great fourth part and get the series back on track! 1 and 2 were really as good as could be expected, in that they pretty much 'got' the whole Peter Parker thing, were pretty entertaining, with more or less excellent production values. We're kind of spoilt now with the superhero movies, in that we're used to high-class studio fare. When I was a kid I had the TV Spidey and TV Hulk, and was thrilled just seeing them on screen. I would have died from over-excitement if I could have seen the stuff we get served to us on a pretty regular basis now! That's not to say we shouldn't moan when the studios serve up turkey - Spiderman 3, FF 1 &2, Ghost Rider etc - but come on! I'm ready to love Spider-man 4, 5 and 6. Just make them good. Raimi should pass this time and Tobey is too old now (Parker should be a teen). New director and new cast, solid script , don't be greedy with the villains... and let's go!
Please: A Big Role for the Slumlord's Daughter.
by cookylamoo
May 16th, 2008
11:00:30 AM
She's waited long enough.
Spiedy 3 left a bad taste in my mouth
by lex romero
May 16th, 2008
11:01:55 AM
To the extent that i can't feel excited for 4 and 5, even though i love the character. They fucked up the overal spidey story arc too much in 3, with trying to force venom into the already bloated storyline.

In my mind i'd always assumed they'd hold off on venom till films 4/5 so they could do a big ass venom story arc with him getting the symbiote in 4 but then venom not turning up properly till 5. 3 should have had sandman and hobgoblin, sandy should have been typical evil self, not sympathetic, we already have hobgoblin to be sympathetic with, we didn't need another smypathetic villian.
Greenstyle 92 nailed it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by crazybubba
May 16th, 2008
11:02:19 AM
Most comic book movies will always suck because the egos of Hollywood directors will always get in the way. They never stay true to the characters because they want to put their own personal stamp on the movie they are always focused on appealing to the masses. The result? A safe milktoast Spiderman who doesn't make a lot of snappy smart ass remarks while he's fighting and a lot of love and romance which slows down and detracts from the movie. You can blame the success of the titantic for that. Yea they should set the next Spiderman in space and he can swing around the planet at a supersonic speed and turn back time.
Spidemo ruined it for me...
by PirateEmery
May 16th, 2008
11:03:18 AM
I'm sorry, but the revenge tango destroyed the entire series...
Surprised Marvel not trying to bag back the spider.
by Duke_Whittington
May 16th, 2008
11:03:21 AM
Wouldn't that be Marvel-lous?
wilsonfisk89. Wierd.
by beastie
May 16th, 2008
11:03:52 AM
I'm all for keeping an open mind, so it might not suck. I bet Spielberg won't direct. But you know, if it does suck, I just won't watch it. Nothing can [i]ruin[/i] Raiders for me.

If they were gonna make more Indy movies, though, with little to no Indy, why not do an Abner Ravenwood series?

SPIDEY
by ORIONgods
May 16th, 2008
11:04:25 AM
CAMRON FOR ULIMATE SPIDERMAN RAMI SHOULD BE FORCE TO WATCH BATMAN AND RO... CANT SAY THOSE WORDS BUT YOU GET WHAT I MEAN. PS MAKE SPIDEY FUUNY IN THIS ONE
Smoke Monster Loves Kate
by thinboyslim.
May 16th, 2008
11:04:52 AM
"no dearth of villains" - are you fucking shitting me?? lets have a look shall we: Absorbing Man Answer Arcade Armada Basilisk Beetle Big Man Big Wheel Black Fox Black Tarantula Boomerang Bullseye Burglar Calypso Cardiac Carnage Carrion Chameleon Commanda Conundrum Crime-Master Crown Cyclone Demogoblin Doctor Doom Doctor Octopus Doctor Octopus II Doppleganger Dragon Man D'Spayre Eel Electro Enforcers Fusion I Fusion II Gaunt (Mendell Stromm) Gibbon Gog Green Goblin (Flash) Green Goblin I Green Goblin II Green Goblin III Green Goblin V Griffin Grim Hunter Grizzly Hammerhead Harrow, Dr. Jonas Headsman High Evolutionary Hobgoblin I Hobgoblin II Human Fly Hydro-Man Jack O' Lantern Jackal Joystick Juggernaut Jury Just A Guy Named Joe Kaine Kangaroo Killer Shrike Kingpin Knight & Fogg Kraven Kraven II Lightmaster Lizard Living Brain Looter Magneto Man Mountain Marko Manwolf Mindworm Mirage Mister Hyde Molten Man Morbius Morlun Mysterio Nightmare Owl Princess Python Professor Power Prowler Psycho-Man Puma Quicksand Ranger Red Skull Rhino Ringer Ringmaster Rocket Racer Rose Sandman Scarecrow Schemer Scorcher Scorpia Scorpion Scream Scrier Shade Shadrac Shathra Shocker Shriek Silvermane Sineater Slyde Smythe, Alistaire Smythe, Spencer Speed Demon Spidercide Spider-Slayers Spot Stegron Stilt-Man Styx & Stone Swarm Tarantula Tarantula II Terrible Tinkerer Thousand, The Tombstone Trapster Traveller, Judas Typeface Ultimate Enforcers Ultimate Doctor Octopus Ultimate Electro Ultimate Green Goblin Ultimate Kingpin Ultimate Kraven Ultron Venom Venom 2099 Vermin Vulture Vulture II Will O' The Wisp Wraith Xandu sure some are crossovers but thats the fun with marvel, then's material up to the eyeballs with every single character, just need to find a good scriptwriter and a director with the basic understandings of bringing comic book characters to life.
James Cameron???
by Rufferto
May 16th, 2008
11:05:01 AM
Did he not want to use a script that was completely disloyal to the source? He cares less about the material he's adapting then Tim Burton does when ever he gets his overrated hands on something that he didn't create. Before Spider-Man we didn't have shit. I was surprised as hell that his costume wasn't made of black rubber or some Matrix shit.
Sounds pretty "rumor-ish" to me...
by Ribbons
May 16th, 2008
11:05:51 AM
...let's see, a huge Internet meme right before the release of Spider-Man 3 was that the story ended with the origin of Venom "arced" into Spider-Man 4, where he would be the main villain, much to the delight and spooge of geeks everywhere. So if some clown is looking for a way to 1) create a false rumor that gets a lot of buzz and 2) fuck with people, why not just recycle a rumor from the pre-release discussion of the last film? I'll believe it when I see it. I have a hard time imagining any Spider-Man story "arcing" into anything.
NO MORE RAIMI
by iwontwin
May 16th, 2008
11:06:22 AM
Sure the first and the second films were great, adding a much needed layer of depth to Spider-man...but the third was HORRIBLE! Hopefully Venom makes a return, and we see vulture and kraven.
thinboyslim
by Ribbons
May 16th, 2008
11:07:00 AM
I think you need to go look up what the word "dearth" means...
Get rid of Raimi and Macguire.
by crazybubba
May 16th, 2008
11:07:34 AM
Give some other actors and directors a shot to bring in a new perspective, just not that guy who did the X-Men and the last Superman he sucks.
I agree. No Raimi!
by Sledge Hammer
May 16th, 2008
11:09:25 AM
I'm not gonna bash what he's already given us, but we need new blood behind the camera. Raimi seemed positively bored with Spider-Man 3, so give another quality director a shot, and let Raimi get back to hopefully making a new film that he's passionate about again.
Spider-Man is a cultural icon.
by AnakinsDiapers
May 16th, 2008
11:09:54 AM
So why the resistance to the idea of more than three films? How many films is this for James Bond now? And though i love Raimi as a filmmaker, please keep him away from anymore Spider-Man. He's said all he had to say about the character. Let another director with a different vision have a go at it.
Another movie we don't need/want
by performingmonkey
May 16th, 2008
11:10:42 AM
The studios think shit like this is a guaranteed payday. I honestly wouldn't see the 4th movie, only a rental if the reviews were OK. They WILL recast because the story for Dunst/Maguire is over.
Spidey versus Jason
by welsh12uk
May 16th, 2008
11:12:09 AM
Both masked men who are misunderstood by society join together to fight evil errrr maybe Morbius. This shit writes itself!
5 years ago..."OH MY GAWD RAIMI BEST CHOICE"
by knowthyself
May 16th, 2008
11:15:25 AM
"WE LOVE MCGUIRE" How fanboys have changed. Most ungrateful people on this earth.
No. No more Venon.
by fiester
May 16th, 2008
11:16:30 AM
And no Carnage. It was the foolish inclusion of these fanboy favs that sunk the last flick.
The thing about Spiderman
by Series7
May 16th, 2008
11:16:56 AM
Is that females really liked it. And show they kept made them all movies that females would really enjoy. Plus since Kristen Dust is pretty plain/ugly looking most girls don't feel theatened by her. All other comic book movies cast actresses women don't like, and make the love story the least important part of the movie. I am pretty sure every Batman movie would've been just as good without any romantic entanglements. And women don't like Superman as much, because he isn't human like Peter Parker. Parker is the nerd guy all girls say they want to date, but date the douchebag instead.
With 4 villains in 4 and 5 in 5!
by ohjeez
May 16th, 2008
11:18:04 AM
cha-ching! lets milk this one dry and then sell a DVD collectors set so idiots will buy the DVDs twice! Featuring a full CG Toby Mcguire!
if you want to blame someone for S3
by Rufferto
May 16th, 2008
11:18:40 AM
Blame Avi Arad.
MY VOTE: MORE DANCE NUMBERS
by g-ride9000
May 16th, 2008
11:18:51 AM
Nothing says "comic book" like a good mid 2nd act dance number. Sam Rami's influences are not just horror and chaplin they also include Rodgers and Hammerstien?

It's all down hill from here boys.

the villan in #4&5 will be..
by g-ride9000
May 16th, 2008
11:20:46 AM
The studio exec who weasels in giant spiders in to ##4 and Denise Richards as the "new" love interest in ##5.
Nobody cares about the Spidey films anymore
by sith_rising
May 16th, 2008
11:21:17 AM
by the time they get to these, Iron Man/Captain America/The Avengers and the new Batmans will steal all the hype. But who knows? Maybe everyone will welcome another Spidey. I'd welcome some more X-Men films. Shit, I'm even game for more Elektra and Daredevil.
You Know Who I Think Could Get This Terrible Comic Book Franchis
by fassbinder79
May 16th, 2008
11:21:19 AM
Either Paul Verhoeven or The Hughes Brothers. All three Spiderman films have been seriously flawed and overrated. Its time to let some real directors (non hacks) take a stab at this thing. Raimi hasn't been talented since Darkman. Simple Plan was the last okay film he made. For the Love of the game and the gift are total crap. And the spiderman films haven't been nearly as innovative as what he did with his evil dead series and for less money. Its time he passed the baton over to directors who are still talented and working at the top of their game. Black Book was an incredible return to Verhoeven's Dutch roots and the Hughes Brothers direction of From Hell was brilliant filmmaking. Why not try something different and give one of Marvel's greatest comic book characters the shot in the arm he truly deserves?
Don't Blame Raimi
by cookylamoo
May 16th, 2008
11:21:47 AM
Sandman and the Goblin would have been a great film. But the studio just had to have Venom in there too for the toy biz. That's what overloaded and bloated SM3.
it wasnt the inclusion of Venom
by Rufferto
May 16th, 2008
11:23:41 AM
that made it bad it was the inclusion of him a long with 2 other villains when he could of easily been in the sequel. I may be in the minority but there is nothing wrong with the character. But Carnage in a feature length movie? That is monstrously stupid. The true product of symbiote overuse and over hype that told Marvel whoever has one will sell money. All he needed was an adamantium skeleton.
Marvel - PLEASE REBOOT
by Mosquito March
May 16th, 2008
11:24:18 AM
Raimi, Koepp, Maguire and Dunst totally fucked up those movies. I don't care how many people love those goddamn things - they weren't Spider-Man movies, they were teen angst movies populated with 20-30-year-old actors playing characters who never moved beyond high school emotionally. It was a series of cry-baby break-up movies, featuring occasional cameos by a superhero and some supervillains. Apart from the sequence in the first film where Parker's learning to use his powers, these movies were not fun at all. And Maguire is a wet fucking rag of an actor, with only two facial expressions, who never once projects the personality or wit that the character possesses in the comics. I know that's partly Koepp's fault, but it's the actor's job to inject life into part, whether it's written well or written badly, and Tobey couldn't even do that. He was NOT Peter Parker OR Spider-Man. And, Dunst was not Mary Jane.
actually Ruff
by spidercoz
May 16th, 2008
11:25:25 AM
I think Raimi should absorb the blame for 3, he wrote it, and it shows
This could work...
by jimmy rabbitte
May 16th, 2008
11:26:44 AM
...all we have to do is pretend that Spidey 3 never existed. Making films, especially action films, is a huge job. Every so often a film ends up a failure, which is what we had with Spidey 3.

If this proposed arc for two more films is solid; it can wipe out the bad taste of the last film. These things take over a year between signing up actors and directors, shooting and post-production; by the time Spidey 4 is done it might be 3 or 4 years since the last one. So, by the time it comes out, it will have been so long between films it will feel like a reboot.

The key to making it good will be to either keep Sam Raimi or (if they do replace him) go up the ladder and get somebody who is equally talented or more accomplished in action films. Directors who might be able to pull it off: Martin Campbell (Golden Eye and Casino Royale are great Bond films), Paul Greengrass can do action well (Sony would just have to go on set ahead of him and bolt all his cameras down), Ridley Scott would make a great Spiderman film (it'll never happen, but we can dream), John McTiernan in his heyday would've been able to make a great Spidey film (but stuff like The 13th Warrior and Rollerball kind of disqualify him.) Finally the casting is big part of whether it succeeds or not. If they don't manage (or maybe even want) to bring Tobey back, they would be wise not to go the "Brandon Routh Unknown Route", that didn't help make "Superman and the Continental Lift Workout" any kind of success. This would also be a great time to go ahead recast Mary Jane Watson, becuase despite what Dunst thinks the franchise can get along just fine without her.

Spiderman 3...
by amano
May 16th, 2008
11:29:00 AM
...was really fucking awful, unless you like bad song and dance numbers. It was Spiderman the musical. I mean what was Raimi thinking having Tobey dance around like that? Was it supposed to be funny? It made me cringe. He looked so fucking awkward with the greased hair and eyeliner. Other things like including sandman in uncle ben's death was ridiculous. To many bad points to mention them all. I liked the 1st although I hated what they did with the green goblin. I liked the 2nd but hate the totally unoriginal formula of introducing the villain and killing them off in the same movie, like everyone's been doing since Tim Burton's Batman. The third was just a turd, plain and simple. At this point it needs a reboot. Call it Amazing Spiderman or something and get all new people. But since they are calling it Spiderman 4 and 5 I guess they are picking up where that piece of shit left off.
shit
by Obscura
May 16th, 2008
11:29:17 AM
i loved 1 and 2, hated 3, so i really dont want to see a 4 AND 5 from the same people... they should take a break, let the rights expire, and reboot it as a Marvel Studios project. no origin, just straight into a 25 year old Peter. but that wont happen, sony know that the the series is sinking, so they're gonna bash out 2 films, get a shit load of ticket and dvd sales and then wash their hands of this madness.
I don't want Tobey or Raimi
by Rufferto
May 16th, 2008
11:30:12 AM
because Spider-man 3 was all formula that I am tired of. Mary Jane being captured at the end, Spider-man tearing his mask revealing his ID to everyone. Give me a break. Nothing new happened only in Spider-man 3 the nothing new was scripted badly from convenient happenstance to the next. I felt bad For Peter in number 2 in number 3 I wanted to punch him and kick MJ.
Can we please have some more Uncle Ben flashbacks
by DarfurOnTheRocks
May 16th, 2008
11:31:05 AM
It is not as if the theme has been played to death already....
i'm not going to see this film
by pocketlint59
May 16th, 2008
11:31:47 AM
spiderman 3 was too much of a letdown imo. this feels like the leaping off point where the storyline becomes too nerd-centric and losses it's biggest audience. if they go into space, or there's some stupid time machine present I'm walking out.
get joel schumacher on this immediately!
by seabiscuits
May 16th, 2008
11:32:33 AM
call it spiderman and robin!
Raimi is FUCKING AMAZING!
by Proman1984
May 16th, 2008
11:32:36 AM
Shit, SM2 owns and so are most his other movies. SM3 was perfectly decent too.
Has there ever been a reason ...
by jackofhearts29
May 16th, 2008
11:33:28 AM
for a number 4 and 5 of ANYTHING?
Schumacher would never do it...
by jimmy rabbitte
May 16th, 2008
11:33:50 AM
...becuase spiders don't have nipples...
Dear God...
by montimer
May 16th, 2008
11:34:41 AM
Avi Arad please buy the fucking rights back from Sony before they can fuck this up even more!!! Seriously. Franchise needs a reboot. Now.
when you idiots get your "reboot"
by knowthyself
May 16th, 2008
11:34:53 AM
Directed by Guy Ritchie, starring Peter Gallagher as Spiderman, James Vaderbeek as Carnage and Paris Hilton as Mary Jane. You'll come running back to Raimi and co.
Hopefully 4 and 5 expand on his piano powers
by Leopold Scotch
May 16th, 2008
11:35:27 AM
Nothing says "SPIDER" like a sexy solo in a jazz bar.

The thing about the third film was it made me not care about seeing another Spidey film. I still think the second one was brilliant though.
Also the symbiote was
by Rufferto
May 16th, 2008
11:35:31 AM
worthless. It didn't even change to clothes for him! What was the gimmick that sold him on it besides getting high? Since they decided to give Peter organic webbing there was nothing new there either. And that was a flaw that came from the very start. Honestly did it even enhance Peter's strength? It looked to me like it just stole his, made act like a fruitcake... that was about it.
Spiderman 4 Directed By Alex Proyas
by Mr. Profit
May 16th, 2008
11:37:47 AM
Changing "Tubby" Maguire and Kirsten with better looking, better acting actors.
Well if it's going to be 2 films, then bring on the Sinister Six
by The Founder
May 16th, 2008
11:38:30 AM
I can see that being a two pic flick.
Ha ha Your asking Avi Arad for something?
by Rufferto
May 16th, 2008
11:39:16 AM
All he knows how to do is whore Marvel characters to movie studios not take them back. The reason Venom showed himself in S3 was because he wanted to direct a movie about him. Look it up.
I like the mention of Verhoeven above
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
May 16th, 2008
11:41:45 AM
He's batshit crazy and could probably add an interesting take to the franchise.

Here's what Lucas said at Cannes:

"I haven't even told Steven or Harrison this," he said. "But I have an idea to make Shia [LeBeouf] the lead character next time and have Harrison [Ford] come back like Sean Connery did in the last movie. I can see it working out."

Concerning Sam Raimis Spiderman
by Laughing Irishman
May 16th, 2008
11:41:51 AM
Other then the very power rangers feel of the SM Suit and Green Goblin Suit, SM 1 and 2 were pretty damn good movies. SM 3 could have been great. However, it's not Raimi's fault, he was FORCED to use the villians that were used. He was unhappy with what the 'studio' wanted. Raimi was wanting to head in a more Sinister 6 direction with the 3rd installment and was complete cack blacked. So say what you will about the EMO wannabe in SM 3, but don't put the blame on Raimi. A huge problem with the trilogy as has been stated here already was McGuire and Dunst. Tobey and Dunst played Tobey and Dunst for all three movies, with absolutely no character development from the two of them at all. Topher Grace would have been a better SM, and almost anyone with blondish to red hair would have made a more convincing MJ then snaggle toothed Dunst. That's all I got.
Somebody has to stop him....
by AllieJamison
May 16th, 2008
11:44:05 AM
The idea that I'd go see a film where Indy's character is present in a fracking supporting role is just insane. Ford should do new and interesting projects and so should Lucas, goddamn it.
Raimi and Maguire were all wrong...
by SmokeFilledTavern
May 16th, 2008
11:44:23 AM
As a SPIDERMAN fan, I just wish they would let it go. The comics haven't been good for years, either.
Paul Verhoeven
by Demode
May 16th, 2008
11:45:04 AM
Paul Verhoeven would be a great choice for a new director. Still, I like Raimi and think he could save the series from the mess that was part 3. Also, I really think he should do a "directors cut" of part 3 and edit at least 30 minutes out. That would make alot of people happy.
It'll be a Sinister Six thing
by finky089
May 16th, 2008
11:45:49 AM
just wait. You'll see
Director Announced
by Seacor
May 16th, 2008
11:47:36 AM
It's official. Uwe Boll to direct Spider-man 4 and 5.
They couldn't think to do this for the last movie?
by Guy Who Got A Headache And Accidentally Saves The World
May 16th, 2008
11:47:49 AM
You gotta be kidding me
Raimi's just as responsible for Spider-Man 3 as anyone
by Ribbons
May 16th, 2008
11:47:53 AM
(Some of) You say "the studio" forced him to use Venom in order to sell toys; personally, I don't believe this. I've read the interviews where it's been implied that Avi Arad coaxed him into using Venom, but I don't think anybody "forced" him to do anything. I just don't think he knew what he wanted to do with the story and was glad to be freed from the responsibility of choice. What's more, there was always going to be a third villain anyway, it was just originally going to be the Vulture instead (Ben Kingsley read for the part and everything)... which probably would have been even worse. Either way, regardless of who's call it ultimately was to use Venom, is "the studio" responsible for the awful montage of Peter gyrating down the street and telling his neighbor to go bake him cookies? Were they responsible for the THREE dance numbers, including the insta-"classic" Revenge Jazz Dance? I'm a fan of Raimi's in general and Spider-Man 2 ranks as one of the greatest superhero movies of all time (for me), but you can blame all the suits you want; Raimi managed to ruin Spider-Man 3 all by himself, probably due to burnout, fatigue, whatever you want to call it. I don't think he should direct another entry in the series, nor do I think he wants to.
Hawaiian Organ Donor
by finky089
May 16th, 2008
11:48:30 AM
Talk about batshit insane: Damn you George Lucas!

I hope he was at least 75% joking when he made that statement in Cannes. Like he think s it COULD work and WOULD be profitable, so long as he doesn't retain a shred of dignity for one of his last beloved children (albeit one he birth with SS.) I really, really hope that a Shia LaJones series Never EVER comes about.

Ever.

were complaining about Spidey's costume
by Rufferto
May 16th, 2008
11:49:11 AM
now? The only thing wrong with teh movie red and blue's was I couldn't see his jaw move when he talked. Not that he did much talking with his mask on in those movies.
Yes Ribbons
by Rufferto
May 16th, 2008
11:51:44 AM
Exactly. I agree.
What about just making one movie?
by drewlicious
May 16th, 2008
11:53:27 AM
I'd really rather have a simple entertaining comic book movie and not something epic. Look what happened to the pirates movies. I say take a lesson from the Indy movies, each one stands as an individual film.
OK thanks for all the Indy shit
by Rufferto
May 16th, 2008
11:53:36 AM
in a Spider-man talkback. I don't think I want to see it at all now. Thanks.
what I expect from Spidey 4 (and 5)...damnit
by spidercoz
May 16th, 2008
11:54:05 AM
1. BANTER!!! for fucks sake, 3 movies and he's had like one moderately amusing line?

2. less focus on MJ, she's a storykiller drag in the comics too

3. let's see..., Vulture, Electro, Shocker, Mysterio, Scorpion, and, what the hell, Rhino for the 6

4. SPIDER-SLAYERS!!!

5. Ravencroft

that's more than enough, half of this would be amazing (just in ambition, not necessarily product)

So is nobody doing any work because it's Friday
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
May 16th, 2008
11:54:07 AM
Or is doing no work and spending all day on the TBs par for the course? I've hardly done any work since that monster Indy IV TB and that started when two weeks ago?

Vern or Harry will need to start a TB soon about "Hawaiian Organ Donor's pick slip."

yay.... not!
by RKO2285
May 16th, 2008
11:54:50 AM
will the ones feature song and dance numbers, how about crying, cuz everyone in spider-man 3 cried like a little bitch... maybe there will be pointless villain teamups or how about the last act of the movie just add a villain and kill em off real quick... maybe they can bring back sandman so he could cry with spider-man and blow off into the wind.. fucking gay... spider-man 3 killed any enthusiam I would've had for future sequels... they should just reboot the series...
If that is how Indy ends...
by fassbinder79
May 16th, 2008
11:55:23 AM
...Guess I won't be seeing it in the theater. Will wait for it when its released on Blu ray and rent it from netflix. The marriage is fine...But the crystal skull on an alien body? Come on guys that blows.
Spiderman, AI (After Iron Man)
by BoggyCreekBeast
May 16th, 2008
11:55:50 AM
Can't even watch the Spiderman movies after seeing Iron Man. PASS!
Skull said it best about SM3
by Herb West
May 16th, 2008
11:56:28 AM
"Worst superhero movie ever made, with probably the best superhero ever." That sums it up nicely. Where do you even go from there story wise? The only thing good about that movie was that they finally introduced a new female lead in Gwen Stacy to replace that stupid bitch Dunst. Although it fucks continuity all to hell.
Hawaiian Organ Donor
by finky089
May 16th, 2008
12:01:23 PM
A little of both, I think. However, once it gets past 3 or so East Coast time, you'll see the posts dry up quickly. I'm in CA and by 3pm on a Friday the TBs are typically dead.
Recast the whole fucking thing!
by ZeroCorpse
May 16th, 2008
12:02:03 PM
Everybody. Toss out the entire cast with one exception: J Jonah Jameson.

I see no reason to keep the other prima donnas on; They'll just ruin it with their input. I'd much rather see Spider-Man played by unknowns with some decent acting chops.

Of course, that won't happen either. This is Sony Pictures, and they HAVE TO have a big name attached because they don't think it will sell without one.

Man, get back to basics. No more of this lame 90s comic inspiration. No more fucking Venom, Carnage, or any other symbiote. Nothing that was ever influenced by Todd "hack" McFarlane. Nothing from the current Brand New Day arc, either (fucking joke, that is.)

Back to basics! Kraven, Mysterio, Lizard, Vulture, Rhino, Scorpion and Electro goddamnit!

And how about this, guys: Spider-Man can keep his mask on for an entire end battle! How new and unique that would be!

I love Raimi's work, but damned if I want to see another Raimi Spider-Man after the shitstorm that was SM3. Time to refresh the series and bring in someone who will honor the books-- Preferably the 60s, 70s and 80s versions.

If it makes you feel any better
by finky089
May 16th, 2008
12:02:07 PM
My work productivity shoots WAY down when there's anything of interest in the way of TBs on this site.
another vote for a reboot
by oisin5199
May 16th, 2008
12:03:07 PM
The Raimi films were decent if overrated, but they're only one interpretation of Spidey. I didn't mind the Revenge dance and all that. It felt very Silver Age. But I agree that we need new blood. Along with the new writer, a new director, new leads, new tone. I wish they could do a younger, Ultimate version and bring the story in line with what they're doing over at Marvel Studios with the supersoldier stuff. But that won't happen. But yeah, less cry baby emo stuff. Give us a good smart ass Spidey with an actor who can balance the comedy and the serious, one who can joke to cover up the pain, even though we can still see the pain. That delicate balance is so difficult.
Skull1138
by Samus Aran
May 16th, 2008
12:03:47 PM
Right on. Everything you said is true. However, Raimi didn't even come close to raping my childhood in the brutally boring way that George Lucas did with the prequals. He came up from behind my childhood real slow and stupid, like a raping mongaloid. I would love to start trashing on Lucas right now, I HATE HIS FAT NECK GUTS (and you can only truly hate someone that you once loved), but instead I will stay on topic, and I will trash on Raimi- whom I don't hate as much. Thank God, Thank God Raimi isn't "evil deading" The Hobbit. Keep that guy the fuck away from that precious project. (I like Guillermo Del Toro, but I'm not sure I even trust him with something so delicate and important, I seriously don't want it to look like Pan's Labyrinth as good as that looked). Anyway, Sam Raimi only made one good movie, Spider-Man 2 (because Bruce Campbell is the genious, Sam Raimi isn't). And with such a terrible record, I feel that Sam Raimi must have accidentally made a good movie when he did this. He must have been having an off day. For a while I thought that Sam Raimi was actually doing justice to my favorite super hero since I was a little kid, and I even started to think that the first Spider-Man movie had been redeemed by the sequals terrificness. But Spider-Man 3 came out, and I honestly could not believe what sloppy garbage passes as a movie nowadays- that thing was just simply incoherant. Sam Raimi has too many cobwebs in his head or something- his movies are like messy bedrooms. Hollywood. please stop making Spider-Man movies much the same way you stopped making Batman movies after your trainwreck "Batman and Robin" (I know that you didn't go that far this time, but the franchise is still young)- then wait for several years, and give us a nice juicy reboot like Christopher Nolan did. I admit that Batman Begins is still not perfect (it's not quite as good as Iron Man perhaps), but it is truly a breath of pine fresh air. Long live intelligent reimaginings. And while you're at it, please start the reimagining process for Fantastic Four. I want to see a real Galactus some day, not a cloud particle fountain. Time for Jon Favreau to start making the calls on these Marvel movies, he seems to have a brain, a good one. PS George Lucas is a bullfrog necked, wooden acting directing, CGI whoring, Jedi overkilling, ninja yoda designing, MTV editing, candle burnt at both ends and now extinguished, Doug Chiang hiring asshole. nuff said
fuck continuity
by spidercoz
May 16th, 2008
12:04:05 PM
if they want to reverse the whole thing, kill off MJ and have Pete hook up w/ Gwen later, I'm all for it, especially if it's still Bryce
finky089
by Herb West
May 16th, 2008
12:06:19 PM
So does that mean that you're really productive 95 per cent of the time? :)
oh and also...
by RKO2285
May 16th, 2008
12:07:03 PM
if they were going to do a two part movie... wouldn't it have made sense to do it with the symbiote/venom story... because that's to easy... *shakes head*
by the way
by Samus Aran
May 16th, 2008
12:07:16 PM
when I said that Bruce Campbell was the genious, I wasn't intending to imply that he was the reason Spider-Man 2 was good, I'm just saying that Bruce Campbell is the reason why any of Sam Raimis "briliant" pre Spider-Man movies were at all watchable.
Kraven eats his Balls
by picardsucks
May 16th, 2008
12:09:20 PM
Then in 5 he grows new green balls using Doc Conners lizard formula and has a nifty Chicagoesque flaming song and dance number like in the 3rd film but this time it's the triumphant grew back my balls dance!! Then he punches out Kraven - they end.
is it that hard...
by RKO2285
May 16th, 2008
12:10:26 PM
to keep spidey's mask on during the end... that always bugged the shit out of me... and I always thought Topher Grace could have had the right balance to portray spider-man, being a smart ass and nerdy...
spidey 4 an 5
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
May 16th, 2008
12:12:17 PM
If they even bother with these movies would they be released separate summers or in the same year like the Matrix sequels? Either way Spidey and MJ should be recast and bring in the fucking Lizard! Spidey = unknown to wipe the slate clean from Tobey and Mj I have no idea. Nikki Cox?
They Need To Get Spielberg On This Shit Pronto
by That 70s Venom
May 16th, 2008
12:14:22 PM
I want to see a Spielbergian Spider-Man film please. Let the king in the ring, mother fuckers. He will show these cunts how to make a real super hero movie, even though he's never done it before (unless you include Indiana Jones, but he's not really a super hero, is he?)
Good, this is an endless series, there should be no limit
by Norm3
May 16th, 2008
12:15:27 PM
I'm so sick of this trilogy crap. Who made that rule up! This is a series of comic books. I hope they make 50 of them. then I can choose the ones I like & the ones I don't want to own. The more choices the better.
NO MORE RAIMI...
by THE TRUE PINBACK
May 16th, 2008
12:16:24 PM
After the debacle that was SPIDER-MAN 3, they need to replace Sam Raimi. #1 was okay, #2 was terrific, but #3 sucked like a Hoover vaccuum. This franchise needs some fresh blood, and they need to start at the top with a new director. And it wouldn't hurt to dump the soap-opera-ish crap with Mary Jane. Just turn this back into a balls-to-the-wall superhero franchise.
Keep the series going, but with a different director...
by Librerarian
May 16th, 2008
12:18:02 PM
...getting a new director, I think, is crucial to keeping the life in this. You could feel the life going out of Raimi's vision in 3... it's time for new territory with a new set of eyes. Curan (didn't he express interest?) or James Cameron would both be great.
fuck continuity
by Herb West
May 16th, 2008
12:18:44 PM
Yeah, I agree if that's what it takes to make a decent Spidey movie. Though it is too bad that so far we've seen 2 goblins and neither one got to kill poor Gwen. Maybe in SM 7.5 the Hobgoblin will come around and do it.
Bandwagons are funny
by Sithdan
May 16th, 2008
12:19:16 PM
First Raimi was hailed as a cinematic god, now he's lambasted as hack. It's funny how people join bandwagons to formulate their opinions on something instead of thinking for themselves.
SS for Captain America
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
May 16th, 2008
12:19:52 PM
and no Matthew McConahey (sp?)
Police Academy 4 and 5 were good
by DarfurOnTheRocks
May 16th, 2008
12:20:52 PM
...Just ask Tackleberry.
As much of a Raimi fan that I am...
by Halloween68
May 16th, 2008
12:21:20 PM
I'm actually glad Del Toro has taken over THE HOBBIT. I've seen some weaknesses in SPIDER MAN that I never saw with Raimi before. If there's anything that'll be on an even bigger stage than SPIDER MAN it's THE HOBBIT. And that worried me. Del Toro has been a solid director in everything he's done. Small films to big films. Even MIMIC regardless of the studio interference had its moments. Something that's never been a problem with Raimi before has been dialog. A good part of the dialog in SPIDER MAN is horrible. Most of the actors look and feel uncomfortable with their lines. That's George Lucasitis in a nutshell. Dialog seems to be one of Guillermo Del Toro's stronger points. That, a strong sense of visual style and being able to get the most out of his actors regardless of if they're one of his regulars or not. That said, I think Raimi is more suited for the smaller stage. There's no one better than him making small hitchcock type thrillers or small geek-ridden genre films.
3 was no 1 or 2
by Teddy Artery
May 16th, 2008
12:22:41 PM
Perhaps Raimi is due for a vacation...
STOP HATING ON GEORGE LUCAS
by fassbinder79
May 16th, 2008
12:22:57 PM
I would love to see one of you talkbackers make a film a tenth as good as what Lucas did with THX-1138, American Graffiti and Star Wars A New Hope. He produced and created two of the most successful film trilogy franchises in film history (Star Wars and Indiana Jones), his THX sound company has become an industry standard as well as his effects houses. He has helped get made some amazing films like Coppola's brilliant Tucker and Schrader's fascinating Mishima. Stop the hate and accept the fact that Lucas owns all your asses any day of the week. I'm getting sick and tired of people on these boards constantly going after Lucas and stroking themselves over Spielberg. Make no mistake Lucas is a pioneer and a giant in this industry and he has paved the way for many people to be successful in this industry. He is also one of the most generous people to his production teams and crews. I can understand people being upset with the last three star wars prequels but lets put that in perspective for a moment. The guy took an sixteen year or so hiatus from directing movies. Cut him some slack. For not being behind a camera for so long he didn't do that bad a job. Directing a movie isn't like riding a bike. Look at Oliver Stone for example. Amazing director. But when he took about six years off after making AGS his movies got progressively worse. As fans of cinema we should encourage someone like Lucas not hate on him. He is given us film geeks too much and has influenced the industry in ways that few of us can comprehend. My hope is that Lucas will have the courage to make the art films he had talked about for so long. I think Lucas has another remarkable film project in him and I think we should support him so that he we will take the risk he has wanted to for so long.
you know what else is funny?
by just pillow talk
May 16th, 2008
12:23:29 PM
Trying to defend Spidey 3 when it was a massive disappointment.
Sithdan
by Ribbons
May 16th, 2008
12:27:24 PM
Blanket statements are pretty funny too (and another nifty way of not having to think for yourself).
Fassbinder79...
by THE TRUE PINBACK
May 16th, 2008
12:29:52 PM
YOU ARE CORRECT SIR!!!! There has been a lot of negativity aimed at George Lucas recently, and I don't think that any of it is warranted in any way. Nobody's perfect, and I don't think that Lucas is either. But this guy has done more for modern cinema than anyone I can think of. Lay off the guy. Head to the theaters, sit back and enjoy the ride. The sense of wonder that Lucas has put back into films in general is more than rweason enough to lay off the guy. If you can't think of any other reason, then think of that.
Martin Campbell for director, Jason Dohring for Peter/Spider-Man
by SpyGuy
May 16th, 2008
12:30:36 PM
Campbell's proven he can fix broken franchises...twice if you look at GOLDENEYE and CASINO ROYALE.

And Dohring obviously has some free time now that MOONLIGHT has been axed.

They should give Electro his green/yellow costume
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
May 16th, 2008
12:32:27 PM
Spidey 3 Sucked My Balls!
by thegrayghost
May 16th, 2008
12:32:46 PM
Ok, I'm not going start hating on Raimi completely just because of part 3. Here's my thoughts:
- Spidey 1 was ok, but I appreciated it a lot more due to Spidey 2 - Spiderman 2 IS one of the BEST THREE superhero movies ever made. The other two are the first Superman with Christopher Reeves (not the Bryan Singer debacle) and Nolan's Batman Begins. You have to give credit to Raimi for that.
- Spiderman's costume is one of the BEST movie costumes ever made for a movie. The other two are Iron Man (yes, I know a lot of it was CG), and Superman (Original). Nolan's batsuit is pretty good, but it's still not close to the comicbooks.
- Tobey Mcguire is still great as Peter Parker/Spiderman ... he has the geekiness down pat! Less crying though please ... more of a script/director gripe.
- Dunst ... ok, never really saw her as the ideal MJ (not hot enough), but I did warm up to her since she is a decent actress. Plus, I can see how Raimi would see her as being a more realistic fit due to Tobey looks and personality. In part 3, she was a whiny bitch and I wanted to smack her ... may be more of a script/director gripe. Though I'm ALL FOR a better looking "actress."
- Part 2. A BIG part of the reason why part 2 was good was the writing. People always forget about the writers.
S2:Steve Ditko (comicbook guy), Alfred Gough, and Miles Millar (Smallville), Michael Chabon
S3: Sam Raimi, Ivan Raimi, and Alvin Sargent
- Part 3 ... man, I really hated this movie. It had some cool moments, i.e. some of the Sandman beginning scenes. However, the script sucked. Venom storyline (if you can call it that) was unnecessary and should have been left out entirely for the next trilogy. The emo-parker ... I would have to agree that Raimi was indeed bored and un-inspired for this one. Blame Avi (pushed for Venom), Sony (clueless and greedy), and Raimi (spineless and horrible writer) for this failure ...
LIZARD AND KRAVEN
by Loosejerk
May 16th, 2008
12:34:07 PM
DO IT, FUCKERS!
Fassbinder79
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
May 16th, 2008
12:34:20 PM
I just want to see Lucas do the WW2 movie he's been jonesing to do for decades.
SpyGuy
by jimmy rabbitte
May 16th, 2008
12:34:34 PM
I agree with the Martin Campbell idea. I mentioned him earlier in the TB; but did not make the point you brought up.

Campbell has shown the ability to right listing franchises. He would be a good choice to take over if Raimi does not return.

they should wait
by Hive Mind
May 16th, 2008
12:36:41 PM
until the bad taste of SM3 is out of our mouths, then reboot the franchise in 10 years Batman Begins stylee...all new cast, new director, new feel.
Clear the slate
by cromulent
May 16th, 2008
12:37:13 PM
New a fresh start with a new director and a whole new cast would be good.
the script has to be Marvel vs Capcom!!!!
by Annie The Pod Racer
May 16th, 2008
12:37:19 PM
Spidey gets a sidekick - Megaman!!!!!! "I wanna take you for a ride!!!"
Spiderman 4: Tobey's Still a Fuckin Dork
by merricks15yearoldson
May 16th, 2008
12:38:57 PM
.....Spidey 3 could be among the worst 5 comic book films
Spiderman 3 wasn't NEARLY as bad
by Hive Mind
May 16th, 2008
12:39:19 PM
as the last 2 Batman (Forever, & Robin) films in the '90s, so you Spiderman fans think you got it bad? Just remember teh shittyness that Batman fans had to endure.
Lucas/Raimi
by Herb West
May 16th, 2008
12:40:37 PM
You know, I don't think that anybody wants to hate Lucas and Raimi but both of these so called "visionary directors" have proven that they will churn out any type of shit for the highest profit. I think they both know that money will be made simply because of the name of the franchise so they think that they don't even have to try to make a decent movie.
Spidey 4 = Amazing Spider-Man
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
May 16th, 2008
12:41:28 PM
Reboot with the exception of keeping the two actors who play JJonah and the Lizard/Doc Connors
Ever a reason for a Fourth Movie??????
by cookylamoo
May 16th, 2008
12:42:10 PM
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home.
MJ I've got it
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
May 16th, 2008
12:43:44 PM
The red headed Busted Tees chick if she can't act fuck it, she's hot!
RECAST MJ!! RECAST MJ!! NO MORE BEAN-BAG TITS!!
by Mike_D
May 16th, 2008
12:44:18 PM
pleeeeeeeeeze!!
spymaster...
by RKO2285
May 16th, 2008
12:44:40 PM
now there's a suggestion... jason dohring as spider-man.. I didn't even think of that one..
Spidey 3 could of been worse
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
May 16th, 2008
12:45:39 PM
see Superman 4: The Quest for Peace or Batman and Robin
It'll be like Batman Begins at best
by polyh3dron
May 16th, 2008
12:47:46 PM
Batman Begins was an AMAZING Batman film that didn't do too well at the box office. Why didn't it do very well? Because Batman & Robin and Batman Forever were completely horrible. Same thing will happen with Spiderman 4 even if it is really good. All the good will towards the Spider Man movies was erased with Spider Man 3.
Reboot the fucker!
by DocPazuzu
May 16th, 2008
12:47:55 PM
Liked 1 a lot, LOVED 2 and hated 3.

Reboot the franchise with a new director and new actors for every part except Jameson's, and this time get someone who actually fits the Mary Jane role, like Rachel McAdams. Dunst is an anemic talent vacuum whose power of suckage was only countered by how good the rest of Spidey 1 & 2 were. 3 was so weak that Dunst's charmless harridan blossomed into a full black hole of awfulness. Seriously, were any of you rooting for Parker to get back together with MJ?

Damn you, Sam Raimi!

On a side note, I liked Maguire in the role initially, but his sad sack puppy dog love for Dunst has forever tainted him in terms of Spider-Man. Get a new guy!

Batman Forever...
by SUPERJIM
May 16th, 2008
12:48:10 PM
Was probably better than Spiderman 3. Batman & Robin was slightly worse, but probably could be better if it had the same budget and special effects.

Seriously, if (when?) they make Spiderman 4 they really need to go in a different direction. It was by far the biggest let down of last summer.

fuck yeah she is !
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
May 16th, 2008
12:48:59 PM
thanks dannyglovers_dickblood
QuiGonnJin&Tonic
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
May 16th, 2008
12:49:25 PM
Imagine what "Irish I Were Drunk" would have looked like in the alley scene with bulging breasts and a sopping wet T-shirt.
http://tiny.cc/w6Ntw
by Rufferto
May 16th, 2008
12:49:33 PM
http://tiny.cc/w6Ntw
a TDK ?
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
May 16th, 2008
12:50:54 PM
Wasn't Rachel McAdams supposed to be in it? I never heard anything after that? Was she replaced by Maggie or was that all rumor. Thanks to anyone who knows
spiderman 4-6: the clone wars but call it 1-3
by palewook
May 16th, 2008
12:51:45 PM
nah too lucas..

run sam run. nobody will ever top spiderman 1-2 run..

The red-headed Busted Tees chick
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
May 16th, 2008
12:52:10 PM
Is insanely hot.

I'd drag my bag across a desert of broken glass just to eat the......well, you get the point.

Osmosis: "Has this idea EVER worked?"
by Anakin Whoopass
May 16th, 2008
12:52:19 PM
Two sequels with cliffhanger break: The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi.
Fucking A ! That's what I am saying
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
May 16th, 2008
12:53:33 PM
Irish I were drunk indeed!
Danny
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
May 16th, 2008
12:54:20 PM
"That chick is an 11."

Actually, according to the guys in Spinal Tap, she goes all the way to 12!

quigonn...
by RKO2285
May 16th, 2008
12:54:40 PM
Batman and Robin before Spiderman 3.
by Sawney Bean
May 16th, 2008
12:54:57 PM
I agree, and that's saying something. Sm3 WAS one of the worst superhero movies of all time. Has anyone forgot that they changed the whole origin of SM by having Sandman kill Uncle Ben. AND THEN, AND THEN, had Spiderman confront Sandman, cry together and the have him float off with the wind? How dare they? HOW THE FUCK DARE THEY?
I want a Busted Tees chick porn, stat!
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
May 16th, 2008
12:55:06 PM
quigonn..
by RKO2285
May 16th, 2008
12:55:13 PM
I remember her being rumored for harley quinn
Hmmm thanks RKO
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
May 16th, 2008
12:57:05 PM
Okay I was under the impression she was going to play, well Rachel and instead Maggie G, got the role.
bring on The Shadow!
by Matthew Martinez
May 16th, 2008
12:57:25 PM
Raimi's done almost nothing but Spider-Man for the last seven or eight years. I say it's time he get moving on The Shadow now that he has the rights.
Maybe Raimi felt
by Rufferto
May 16th, 2008
12:57:27 PM
there would be no more (or at least no more with him) and that's why he shoved everything into the third movie? Either that was a short sided call or a selfish one.
sawney bean!
by RKO2285
May 16th, 2008
12:58:30 PM
exactly that shit was horrible.... "I forgive you" they both cry together and sandman floats off into the wind... horrible absoluteley horrible!
I'm keeping my fingers crossed
by DANNYGLOVERS-DICKBLOODS
May 16th, 2008
01:01:36 PM
That the rumors are true and Shia Lebouf is cast as THE VULTURE. How cool would that be?
quigonn also i remember
by RKO2285
May 16th, 2008
01:01:54 PM
Emily Blunt was rumored to play rachel and now that I think of it I think Rachel McAdams was offered the role of pepper potts but turned it down..
Rachel McAdams should be Lois Lane
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
May 16th, 2008
01:04:06 PM
Rachel McAdams and the Busted Tees chick
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
May 16th, 2008
01:04:13 PM
Make the best sandwiches.
yes yes they do Hawaiian
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
May 16th, 2008
01:05:34 PM
Feck it! Do 4, 5, and 6 back to back to back
by FILMFUNK
May 16th, 2008
01:05:51 PM
They couldn't suck any worse than Spidey 3!
Ultimate Spiderman?
by Laughing Irishman
May 16th, 2008
01:05:53 PM
I prefer the look of that one. Perhaps Friendly Neighborhood Spiderman?
I'll bet you this arc
by Your Moms Box
May 16th, 2008
01:07:44 PM
gives us the Lizard as the primary villian for part four, and the cliffhanger that leads into part 5 boasts the return of the symbiote, either in the form of Carnage or a not so dead Eddie Brock. I actually wouldnt mind either. A symbiote villian with an arc that doesnt start and stop within 10 minutes while screeching like a fucking Velociraptor would be cool.
any ideas for casting Carnage?
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
May 16th, 2008
01:08:49 PM
Sawney Bean
by Rufferto
May 16th, 2008
01:09:42 PM
You know I actually did forget that for a bit. Sheez that was terrible. I guess I subconsciously ignored it. That was a billion times worse then any dance number people like to hate.
RKO2285 "I forgive you"
by Sawney Bean
May 16th, 2008
01:09:48 PM
Yeah, I can honestly say I've never been offended by a movie before, but that did it for me. I remember when that shit was leaked and people actually thought that it was going to be a lie or something told by Harry Goblin or Brock just to fuck with Peter and to make him waste time by going after Sandman. I don't think anybody can believe that they actually went with that horsehit idea.
speaking of Mr. Sinister
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
May 16th, 2008
01:10:10 PM
would they ever put him or Apocalypse in a film be it X4 or another spinoff?
I'd easily, easily watch...
by DanielKurland
May 16th, 2008
01:10:57 PM
A Vanderbilt written Spider-Man 4 and 5 with Fincher directing, and Gylenhall starring.
You know what that Sandman plot was
by Rufferto
May 16th, 2008
01:11:39 PM
It was retcon. The thing that killed the comic. They actually went back and changed the plot to there previous movies. Sad. Sad.
sawney bean...
by RKO2285
May 16th, 2008
01:14:29 PM
Mr.Sinister7381
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
May 16th, 2008
01:15:30 PM
it would be nice but too bad Fox is fucked in the head, there are endless X-men stories to choose from. I love Wolvie like everyone else but no more move on!
damnit! second time... sawney bean...
by RKO2285
May 16th, 2008
01:15:52 PM
yeah I was pretty pissed off at that point and that part put me over the edge... man that was bad...
Topher Grace as Spider-Man...
by Gilkuliehe
May 16th, 2008
01:16:48 PM
They should get him to play SM. Seriously, he would be perfect. Oh and get Ron Howard's daughter to play MJ. That would be a complete mindfuck to everybody who saw S-M 3. Except us, we're cool.
speaking of superhero movies that matter...
by RKO2285
May 16th, 2008
01:17:59 PM
anyone seen this? http://www.batman-on-film.com/ TDK_joker-poster-big_BOF-exclu sive_5-16-08.html
Carrot Top as Carnage
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
May 16th, 2008
01:18:18 PM
He can spend two hours pulling out props. Can't be worse than SM3.
Gyllenhaal, Fincher, and set in the 70s.
by Christopher3
May 16th, 2008
01:18:42 PM
Awww yeah.
Landlord's daughter as Black Cat?!!?...
by Kid Z
May 16th, 2008
01:18:44 PM
...Isn't Black Cat supposed to be beautiful and... uhhh... voluptuous? Not scrawny and with a huge frickin' mole on her forehead? Don't get me wrong, the chick that played the landlord's daughter was great... as the landlord's daughter. And the character was a lot nicer than that airhead Gwen Stacey character or Kirsten's version of Mary Jane, but she's no black cat! However, if you want to bring back the landlord and his daughter, since they're obviously supposed to be Russian, make them Kraven the Hunter's estranged brother and niece, respectively. It'd get Kraven right in Peter Parker's face in that "Oh my god, my archenemy is having lunch right next door with my landlord and that nice girl who brings me cake and milk"-sort of thing that always seems to work with Spider-Man.
Rachael McAdams > Busted Tee Chick > Dunst
by thegrayghost
May 16th, 2008
01:19:39 PM
Busted Tee Chick aite ... Rachael McAdams is pretty damn cute. Or how about Kate Austen? Saw her on Kimmel and hot damn, she can eat a sandwich!
Might as well do the "Brand New Day" storyline . . .
by SkidMarkedUndies
May 16th, 2008
01:20:25 PM
minus Mephisto I guess. Make it so?
gilkuliehe
by RKO2285
May 16th, 2008
01:20:38 PM
I agree about Topher being spidey but BDH was hot as a blonde... so i'd keep her as Gwen Stacy
Spidey 3 should have been split
by vadakinX
May 16th, 2008
01:20:44 PM
It should have been two movies. One dealing with Sandman and Goblin, while introducing Brock and the symbiote.

It should then have ended with Brock becoming Venom.

Then the next movie should have been about Peter trying to make amends for everything he did while under the influence of the symbiote, as Eddie, now as Venom, sets about tormenting Peter.

It doesn't take a genius to figure out how it should have been done...heck, the animated series did a pretty good job of it...but big Hollywood writers and directors couldn't manage it.

Busted Tees Chick for MJ
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
May 16th, 2008
01:20:46 PM
I won't stop till it's done! After all MJ needs tits...
SM3
by Sawney Bean
May 16th, 2008
01:25:14 PM
And don't forget the whole hundred foot Sandman at the end and Harry Goblin and Spidey flying around on the glider. And especially don't forget the newscaster deal through the entire so-called battle. I honestly think that they ran out of money and couldn't finish the effects.
jack asses
by ltexley
May 16th, 2008
01:27:10 PM
Six years ago, the talkback was all about how great spidey 1 was. Now everyone calls it shitty. Do any of you people even like movies?
Spidey 4 and 5, which should have been the Venom saga...
by moviemaniac-7
May 16th, 2008
01:28:26 PM
All the problems, well most of them, in SM 3 had to do with Venom, worthy of his own movie and he was shoe horned in. They should close the chapter on the Goblin story arc in the third one, which they did, and then do a similar thing with Venom in 4 and 5 (and possibly 6 to complete the trilogy). Too bad, this could have been a great series, but was fucked up by greed.
Snyder or Favreau Please!
by topaz4206
May 16th, 2008
01:29:32 PM
As director. Thanks!
Best news of the year!
by Miguel De Barioz
May 16th, 2008
01:30:15 PM
Yes! Best news of the YEAR!! I'm am soooo glad that the guys have sorted this one out! Spiderman is, like, my best ever movie (i've only since part 3 on DVD last year and I LOVED it!). Think Spidey 4 should concentrate on some of the other characters:- Casting suggestions: Spidey- Tobey (ofcourse) MJ - Kirsten (ofcourse) Lex - Dan Shanks Aunty May - one of the Golden Girls Carnage - David Prowse. What does everyone else think?
QuiGonnJin&Tonic
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
May 16th, 2008
01:30:15 PM
That way MJ could parade around in tight T-shirts that said things like "Hey, my face is up here" or "Spider Man just filled me full of webbing."

I'm behind your campaign 100%.

vadakinX
by Sawney Bean
May 16th, 2008
01:30:54 PM
Yeah, that seems to be what they are going for with TDK and I have a feeling it will work. It's also true that cartoons have better story lines than some movies like SM3, and that's sad.
Spidey 3 really sucked large.
by Yeti
May 16th, 2008
01:31:40 PM
And it kept going on and on...
sawney bean
by RKO2285
May 16th, 2008
01:31:47 PM
oh yea, how bout the butler telling harry that spider-man couldn't have killed his dad... WTF? totally fucking random..
I can't believe all the Raimi hate
by Kammich
May 16th, 2008
01:32:14 PM
Yeah, SM3 had a bloated mess of a storyline and seemed tonally out of place in the series, but cut Raimi some slack. Fans of the character shouldn't be so quick to forget where the property stood before Raimi came on board; the better of Cameron's two scripts was still terrible and out of character, with Peter dropping F-Bombs and banging Mary Jane on top of the Brooklyn Bridge. Not to mention Cameron completely fabricated the villain(s )by shoddily combining Kingpin, Electro and Sandman. And before that there were scripts in development that resembled the character even less; I recall reading about a proposed Spider-man movie that had Peter Parker as a One Hour Photo employee at Eckerd's that literally transformed into a giant, rabid spider. So before you go crucifying Raimi for including a silly jazz sequence in one of the movies, try to think of how bad things could have been. Raimi made a series of light films with character and heart: which is exactly faithful to the source material. Personally I got a kick out of seeing Raimi have some fun with the third film, he earned as much after building a franchise that made Sony over a billion dollars and that put comic book films back on the map.
I love Tobey but...
by Napolean Solo
May 16th, 2008
01:32:17 PM
If he doesn't do it, you know who will make a good Peter Parker, if not a little young...?

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I miss the Spidey TB days
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
May 16th, 2008
01:32:55 PM
When we only complained about organic web shooters. Funny how everyone got over that so fast, eh?
Get a new director, cast, approach
by Gozu
May 16th, 2008
01:33:26 PM
I'm sick of everyone involved. The best part of Spider Man 3 was easily James Franco and he got killed off (probably why he was so loose and fun - HE WAS FREE!) I'd like to see a "Spider Man" movie that's 90 minutes long, straight action, directed by Neil Marshall, who right now stands heads and shoulders above pretty much every other fucking action director out there. Granted his competition is Paul W.S. Anderson, James Wan, Michael Bay, Len Weisman, Brett Ratner, and some anonymous French commercial directors.
Oh...
by Napolean Solo
May 16th, 2008
01:34:05 PM
And I LIKE the Spidey movies.

What stupid idiot said they don't need more than 3? It's a SUPERHERO MOVIE, NOT THE GODFATHER!
fassbinder79 and the other Lucas apologists...
by Samus Aran
May 16th, 2008
01:35:47 PM
You and I are actually almost on the same page. I have been hating on Lucas in my posts here, but without a doubt I consider the first three Star Wars movies not just ground breaking, but just about the very best creations ever made, as far as I am concerned. Empire Strikes Back is the best thing ever made. That being said, George Lucas was indeed a wunderkind, he was the forerunner of anything terrific being done in movies since, he deserves great laurels. But that George Lucas slowly died away during his Hiatus I guess. What is left is a horribly dissapointing shell of a genius. That shell is going around still doing stuff, and tragically all in his younger selfs good name. I don't hate young George Lucas, I love him. I hate what he has become, or whatever Linda Ronstetd did to him that bitch.
lmao @ Hawaiian
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
May 16th, 2008
01:35:55 PM
That is some funny stuff thanks!
Seriously...
by Wolfman Nards
May 16th, 2008
01:36:44 PM
How are they going to do this? The only way I can imagine this franchise continuing would be to pretend Spider-Man 3 never happened. It really was one of the worst movies I've ever seen. It was as bad, if not worse, than Transformers.
black cat
by j2talk
May 16th, 2008
01:37:18 PM
the landlords daughter could be the black cat( the films already showed her as a klutz......example...shes in love with peter who ignores her, goes out for a "make over"....make over turns her into Blackcat goes from general klutz to ......
NEEDS MORE CAMPY DARKNESS.
by alice 13
May 16th, 2008
01:37:55 PM
evil emo saturday night fever gigolo parker punching mj in the throat while dancing and singing in the rain on aunt mays grave.
RKO2285-Butler
by Sawney Bean
May 16th, 2008
01:39:26 PM
Yeah, is that the best they could come up with? We could easily have a 1000 post talkback on just the reasons why that movie sucked ass. Anyway you look at it, Raimi sodomized this series.
spiderman 4 & 5
by j2talk
May 16th, 2008
01:40:38 PM
marvel just needs to make sure they dont dstray to far from the source....use the things they already set up...Kurt Conners/ the lizard would be a great villian for #4....if Raimi wont direct, taake a look around i am sure there is no shortage of Talented peole who love a shot at it..as for Spiderman or MJ? are /Maguire/Dunst actually working on anything?
Kurtwood Smith is the Vulture
by Crimson Dynamo
May 16th, 2008
01:41:03 PM
Tom Selleck is Kraven
Problem with Venom
by Miguel De Barioz
May 16th, 2008
01:41:21 PM
Ok nerdlingers, everyone who thinks SM3 sucked because Veno was not handled properly is a fool who doesn't understand the first thing about pacing, storylines, and coherency in movies. Venom was shit because Venom is a shit character. Ok. For a start he is an alien (what a shit idea), he came from Secret Wars (another shit idea), he is from the era of Crap comics. Face it Nerdlingers, Venom will never match up to Green Goblin, Doc Oc, Electro, Lizard.
Black Cat seems like a Catwoman rip-off
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
May 16th, 2008
01:41:28 PM
Black Cat
by Herb West
May 16th, 2008
01:43:54 PM
Please don't give them any ideas. Please.
How about old fishbowl head?
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
May 16th, 2008
01:45:00 PM
The only things I hated about 3
by mr.brownstone
May 16th, 2008
01:45:24 PM
were the dance number and those kids saying "cooooool". That hurt. I'm not against the dance number in theory I just thought it was handled poorly and seemed like it came out of different movie right down to the look of the cinematography which looked tacky. Everything else was perfectly okay, and basically in line with the first 2, if not exceptional. And I thought Sandman was done beautifully.
Black Cat Would've Been Great in a Venom Storyline
by thegrayghost
May 16th, 2008
01:46:13 PM
If Raimi and co. didn't shit on the Venom storyline.
Part 4:
- Introduce black costume ... not some damn random meteorite. A real lack of imagination here. They could've used the 90's cartoon storyline with the spaceshuttle and developed more on the Jameson's son storyline ... Parker did take "his" girl.
- Spiderman in the comic-book version of the black costume with actual powers enhancement. C'mon, other than being a complete goober and terrible dancer, was there any real difference shown? Ok, he jumped really far once ... f-ing wow. How about it changing into real-looking clothes? Enhanced spidey-sense, strength, and agility? Webshooters w/o webshooters ... yeah, Raimi kinda screwed that part up.
- The black costume (Secret Wars version) was never evil. It had a mind of its own and felt scorned when Parker forced it off his body. Would've been cool to have explored this aspect. I don't remember it ever changing his personality either in the original Web of Spiderman story.
- Black Cat introduced into storyline to add tension with the MJ relationship.
- Villains: Sandman and Rhino. - Develop Brock character. - Spidey discovers that the costume is sentient and gets it off of him. It goes on Brock.

Part 5: Spidey goes up against Venom.

Part 6: Secret Wars? Yeah, it's backwards. Hey the Avengers movie would've been out by then right? It'll never happen due to licensing, but take X-Men, Avengers, Fantastic Four, and Spiderman ... fanboy dream ...
QuiGonnJin&Tonic
by mr.brownstone
May 16th, 2008
01:48:25 PM
if they put Black Cat in one of these movies it is doomed. Just like a Batman movie would be doomed by Harley Quin.
Kurtwood Smith as vulture... lol
by RKO2285
May 16th, 2008
01:49:34 PM
"just give me my fucking phone call"
The Lizard
by mr.brownstone
May 16th, 2008
01:50:22 PM
would be my number one pick.
mr.brownstone
by Sawney Bean
May 16th, 2008
01:50:47 PM
Are you honestly cool with the fact that they changed the whole origin of SM by having Sandman kill Uncle Ben. And then having Spiderman confront Sandman, cry together and the have him float off with the wind?
Pondscum about the roof thing...
by nerosday
May 16th, 2008
01:50:55 PM
Sure you go ahead and jump first buddy, I'll be right behind you... I promise.
Venom was awesome when he was first introduced
by Gozu
May 16th, 2008
01:51:02 PM
And it's a great story if properly handled. Hell, even the cartoon did a better job than the movie. But the old school McFarlane Venom was actually a force to be reckoned with. Also, the mid to late 80s weren't a crap era in comics at all. Frank Miller, Alan Moore, Chris Claremont, and John Byrne were all at their peak. For the first time comics were actually taken seriously. And even in the 90s, there was Bone, Strangers in Paradise, and Sin City. There's always been good comics, even in so called "crap eras."
Mr.Brownstone
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
May 16th, 2008
01:52:13 PM
Agreed. I just can't buy the character that's my reasoning at least
2 movies 1 story is good news
by smackfu
May 16th, 2008
01:52:59 PM
It means he actually has a substantial story he wants to tell, rather than the story just being a device to validate the villains presence. WHO HAD BETTER FUCKING BE THE LIZARD, PLAYED BY DYLAN BAKER. In all honesty, as much negative reaction it got in McFarlane's comic, I would love to see spiderman's 'night of hell' at the hands of the Lizard mindlessly hunting him under Kraven's control. I'd love to see a terrified, broken, beaten spiderman fleeing for his life while trying to figure out wtf is going on.
Sawney Bean
by mr.brownstone
May 16th, 2008
01:54:04 PM
Oh yeah I forgot about the Uncle Ben thing. That was needlessly convoluted and on par universe shrinking wise with the prequels. To be honest Sandman floating away on the wind got to me.
Kurtwood Smith as vulture
by Herb West
May 16th, 2008
01:55:10 PM
Maybe he could finally put a boot in the ass of that Grace kid!
Very plausible, Sony are fucked for cash
by photoboy
May 16th, 2008
01:55:41 PM
Thanks to a bunch of shit movies and the PS3 continuing to cost a fortune and sell very badly Sony desperately need cash.

So churning out a couple of quick Spider-Man sequels to make a quick buck sounds very likely.
No, Venon is crap.
by fiester
May 16th, 2008
01:56:34 PM
Spider-Hulk was the beginning of ret-conning in comics. There was never any plan for Venom. They just made it up as they went along.
Personally, I'd like to see Spider-Man shelved.
by Magunga
May 16th, 2008
01:57:02 PM
Each of the movies has seemed fairly episodic to me, with the continuity elements (such as Peter's struggles with both Mary Jane and Harry and the death of uncle Ben) apparently "made up" as the stories progressed. There doesn't appear to be any sort of over-arching theme to these movies or a clear direction in which they're heading. This may have worked well for the "Indiana Jones" and "James Bond" franchises, but that is in large measure due to the fact that they didn't approach each film as a continuation of the series, but rather as self-contained plotlines. There needs to be more clear and cohesive story elements between the films to make a series work, and what has already been written and filmed should be honored (ala Ben's death and carjacking).
the Vulture?
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
May 16th, 2008
01:57:23 PM
How would they do it w/o it looking ridiculous?
2nd on The Lizard!
by thegrayghost
May 16th, 2008
01:59:16 PM
Forgot about that one. Lizard, Mysterio, Scorpion, Kingpin, and Kraven would be great in the new trilogy!
That's something else about Venom...
by Herb West
May 16th, 2008
02:03:03 PM
We all heard how the character was added "For the fans". I really wonder if there is any Spidey fan or even a reasonable movie goer that didn't find everything about Venom ridiculous. Anyone remember when he was crawling on the wall and Topher's face kept popping out?
As for rebooting the series...
by Magunga
May 16th, 2008
02:04:33 PM
...This shouldn't happen unless there is a DRAMATIC re-envisioning of the tone, themes and characterizations. There is a bounty of original material out there to be sown and eventually reaped, especially within the domain of comics and graphic novels. The world of "Spider-Man" should be left fallow for a period of time, until the ground is once again fertile for a fresh batch of crop.
Kurtwood Smith as the Vulture would rock!
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
May 16th, 2008
02:06:29 PM
Although it would be the shortest appearance in a movie by a villain ever as he asks himself, "Can you fly, Bobby?" and jumps off the ledge, only to discover all those Hot Pockets he ate while making his costume made him grossly underestimate his weight and the tin foil wings buckle and he hits the pavement like a watermelon.
jake gylenhall
by kamar
May 16th, 2008
02:06:48 PM
looks just like Peter Parker during the Hobgoblin / Rose saga. And get a girl that's actually pretty to play MJ, like the chick that played gwen. Do the Kraven saga where spidey nearly dies.
The Lizard!
by Herb West
May 16th, 2008
02:08:02 PM
Have the Lizard and then have Kraven come to hunt him. Wasn't there a comic story line like that?
Raimi Spider-Man fucking sucks!
by Nico Toscani
May 16th, 2008
02:08:32 PM
I have been saying from day one that the Raimi Spider-Man movies suck ass! Peter Parker is not some mopey loser. Where were the wisecracks? Where was his science ability? Where was a hot Mary Jane? Please, for fuck's sake, restart the franchise with a new director and a new cast!
Gozu
by Miguel De Barioz
May 16th, 2008
02:10:18 PM
Please tell me you're not really comparing Secret Wars with Watchmen/ Swamp Thing/ Dark Knight are you? If you are, then yes Venom is a good character. ow please go and re-read them again.
Vulture
by Kammich
May 16th, 2008
02:11:36 PM
Raimi says on the SM-3 commentary track that when Hayden Church signed on to play Sandman, it was Vulture who was set to be a primary villain in the movie. He said they were even deep in talks with Ben Kingsley to play the part. If memory serves (I could be wrong) the premise was Flint Marko and Vulture meeting in prison and teaming up to take Spidey down. And I think the central theme was supposed to be something about Spidey handling his celebrity status and the backlash of NYC or some-such. Then right before pre-production Avi Arad insisted on Venom, and the script was re-written to revolve around the "duality of the black suit" idea. Too bad.
"Can you fly, Bobby?"
by Herb West
May 16th, 2008
02:13:34 PM
That's funny. Most people don't remember but Vulture was supposed to be in SM3. That is until they had the great idea to go with Venom. "For the fans".
Samus Aran
by fassbinder79
May 16th, 2008
02:13:56 PM
I don't think its fair to say that Lucas' genius is gone based on the recent star wars films. Lets be fair and wait and see what he does as a director with non star wars material before saying his talent is completely gone. My top ten projects I would like to see from George Lucas as a director/producer: 1. His art films he's been talking about doing - the george lucas quivalent of matthew barney could be pretty mind blowing 2. stephen king's eyes of the dragon - lucas directing with a script adapted by Lawrence Kasdan 3. tuskegee airmen project-lucas producing with the hughes brothers directing 4. frank miller's give me liberty - a film I have believed for some time that lucas was born to direct 5. a live action version of the anime/manga Berserk - produced by Lucas with Paul Verhoeven directing 6. X Minus One - 1950's science fiction radio that Lucas could direct all the episodes for on HBO maybe? i would like to see him direct it animated though 7. Mark Clifton's short story Star Bright - I think Lucas would do wonders with this story as a director with a script/adaptation by Christopher Nolan and his brother 8. Sodom And Gomorrah - controversial bible movie - big box office 9. Dean Koontz's Oddkins - Lucas should produce with Michael Mann directing a Chuck Russell script/adaptation 10. I would like to see Lucas bring back animated short films before movies like they had in the 40's and 50's...In the vein of what they did with Roger Rabbit but taking it even further and more adult
Kammich
by RKO2285
May 16th, 2008
02:14:38 PM
that sounds better than what we got... they put way to much in part 3 that could have been 2 movies easily..
I'd love a reboot with a more smart assed Spidey
by nerosday
May 16th, 2008
02:16:52 PM
I've said it before and I'll say it again. Let a new director and cast take over. Break up Spidey and MJ for a while let him play the field some, bring in Gwen, and Black cat, and have MJ not like it worth a damn. Its called dramatic tension. Put a new kid in as Spidey, make this one the more modern version, constantly talking shit with the big eyes on the mask ala Erik Larson, and a tighter web design. I'd go see it. You give me more Raimi and Maguire, I may wait for blue ray
crucify me but . . .
by Richard Richard Mayhew
May 16th, 2008
02:17:56 PM
I didn't care much for Spidey 3 either, but I could stomach it down if they follow it up ok. Personally (since they already shat all over continuity anyway,) I thought that they could bring a good version of venom back by letting Gwen Stacy get a little bit of the "stain of topher-venom" that was on the building at the end, and then maybe she could come back as a really bug-nuts version of what Venom maybe should've been back. Plus, she'd sorta have the whole "woman scorned" thing going on too. But that's just my dream. Actually, I'd like to see a David Fincher Spiderman. How about the skinny kid from SUPERBAD and JUNO as Peter Parker??
2 movie arc = Hobgoblin/Death of Gwen Stacy
by Cletus Van Damme
May 16th, 2008
02:18:07 PM
Work it!
RKO2285
by Herb West
May 16th, 2008
02:18:22 PM
Shit, it could have been a whole trilogy's worth. That movie was the equivalent of shoving 10 pounds of shit into a 2 pound bag.
Kurtwood Smith as the Vulture would rock IF...
by Cletus Van Damme
May 16th, 2008
02:19:11 PM
...he called Venom a dumbass ;)
Yeah, Venom sucked ass.
by fiester
May 16th, 2008
02:20:11 PM
Raimi never should have caved and added him. You have the fanboys to thanks for the shitstorm of a movie.

Maybe they should just do a Venom movie if the demand is that much for it and leave the Spider-Man franchise alone.

The thought of Ben Kingsley as the Vulture
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
May 16th, 2008
02:22:37 PM
Gives me goosebumps. If indeed it was Avi Arad who put the kybosh on that storyline, he needs to be violated by the Anal Intruder.
Raimi Never Liked Venom
by thegrayghost
May 16th, 2008
02:22:42 PM
BUT, he caved in due to pressure from Avi Arad and Sony ... spineless mutha. The costume looked horrible without the white spider symbol and eyes/webshooters. Ragardless, the Sandman/Uncle Ben tie-in made no sense, and he ended up becoming just another 2D villain. Sandman, fleshed out would've been great. I rather liked the Harry/Parker storyline and fight, though Harry's costume was crap. With all that money, they could've at least tried to make it look more like the comicbook.
Kurtwood Smith
by Herb West
May 16th, 2008
02:23:02 PM
And if we're going with the cast of that 70's show, let's just get the redheaded girl for the new Mary Jane. Anyone would be better than Dunst.
herb west... lol
by RKO2285
May 16th, 2008
02:23:23 PM
all this talk about doing two movies back to back... y not concentrate on doing one good movie... and enough with the cock teasing already, put lizard as one of the villains and have kraven in there too..
Since we're all chiming in with the movie in our heads....
by hopewell1
May 16th, 2008
02:24:51 PM
Cast Wes Bentley and Alicia Witt as the leads. Make it an adult storyline with two mature characters trying to make a marriage work while Peter is split between his marriage and his role as Spiderman. Show how a REAL couple deals with stress in their relationship against a fun, sexy storyline featuring maybe Black Cat as the villain. I'd go see that.
and anyone is better
by RKO2285
May 16th, 2008
02:24:57 PM
than Dunst...
The problem with the Spidey series is . .
by Richard Richard Mayhew
May 16th, 2008
02:26:53 PM
Peter is only a dork. He's ONLY a misfit. Since the character is only defined in those terms, every movie story revolves around that. He's not particularly smart or witty in the movies, but in the comics he's such a more well-rounded character. I just don't see how they could add any depth to the character now. They can load up the entire Sinister 6 in the movie and it'd be fine so long as they give Peter more depth than just "I'm a dork." and "I love Mary Jane."
Hopewell1
by fassbinder79
May 16th, 2008
02:27:45 PM
I actually like your idea. But not Alicia Witt. I think Kate Mara would be better. Your idea is a good one though. How about really going out on a limb and getting Adrian Lyne to direct?
Alright
by abelkane3434
May 16th, 2008
02:29:39 PM
I have enjoyed the Spiderman films so far, 3 wasn't great but it was not as bad as Batman & Robin. We should feel lucky that the series is stil raking in the cash and that they are planning more films. This is the perfect oppurtunity for the series to go in a new direction. New cast, new director. Not a reboot though. Keep the three filmns as loose backstory and move onto different issues n the Spiderman universe, new villians. It isn't likley Sam and Tobey will come back they will probably move on and this creates a situation where the films can take on the idea of Superman Returns, previous films are loose cannon and we move on in cast, etc...
Hated Spiderman 3
by fassbinder79
May 16th, 2008
02:32:27 PM
But Batman and Robin is easily one of the top three worst movies ever made. Up there with Manos Hands Of Fate.
RKO2285
by Herb West
May 16th, 2008
02:32:37 PM
You are absolutely fucking right. They need to concentrate on making one decent movie first. And I am so sick of seeing Dr. Conners cameos I could puke. They need to grab their balls and bring on a violent Lizard. And I'm talking "Fathers and Sins" violent. Where the Lizard would go as far as cutting up the face of his own son. Bring it!
Herb West
by fassbinder79
May 16th, 2008
02:34:15 PM
A Lizard storyline would work but only in the hands of a good director. DePalma or Verhoeven would be my picks for that narrative arc.
How about Jon Favreau for Director? Or Zack Snyder?
by thegrayghost
May 16th, 2008
02:36:23 PM
Someone with talent and appreciation for the source material. Raimi is talented, but he peaked with S2.
bring on the Scriers
by spidercoz
May 16th, 2008
02:37:18 PM
resurrect Norman Osborn
fassbinder79
by Herb West
May 16th, 2008
02:37:28 PM
Yeah, I think you have a point. The Lizard could easily become Salamander Hulk in an incompetent director's hands. Yeah, Raimi, I'm talking about you!
Unknown for Spidey or Jake G ?
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
May 16th, 2008
02:39:15 PM
Which is a better idea? I like unknown because then you can really believe in the character. After awhile of seeing Tobey and his doublechin in 3 I needed a break.
DannyGlovers
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
May 16th, 2008
02:40:24 PM
You are crazy but I do agree with you on that!
Zack Snyder?
by Herb West
May 16th, 2008
02:40:39 PM
That's a good idea. But I'm afraid Snyder will go the route of Raimi and Singer after about one more movie. I honestly believe that there is one specific dollar amount these guys have to hit before going completely insane.
Salamander Hulk
by Sawney Bean
May 16th, 2008
02:42:46 PM
That's the funniest thing I've read all day.
QuiGonnJin&Tonic
by fassbinder79
May 16th, 2008
02:43:06 PM
At the end of the day it all depends on the script and what direction the studio wants to go with the character. I think hopewell1's idea above with Bentley was appropriate casting for that material. Depends on the material. I think Gyllenhal is fine if they are going to stay on the track they have started with Raimi (which I haven't liked at all). But if they want to do what Nolan did they need to make a bold choice and go with an unknown or an actor who isn't overexposed right now.
Spider Man 4 - The search for more money
by Double M
May 16th, 2008
02:46:59 PM
I dont think that they have to completely reboot and forget that anything happened in the first 3, but a change of actors, director, etc would breath some fresh air into this franchise. It definately needs a new spin to revive interest after SM3. If they only make this about rolling out a new SM just to make some more $ than it will hurt the studios in the long run.
abelkane3434
by thegrayghost
May 16th, 2008
02:49:41 PM
You're right. Batman and Robin was much worst than Spiderman 3. Did everyone forget the rubber nipples, batbutt, neon lights, horrible one-liners, and Mr. Freezenegger? Yes, I'm trying to forget too. I think the expectation was much higher for S3, than B&R. Batman Forever is ok, but it was never great. Batman Returns was the best of the Burton incarnations.
Yeah, get a new director/new cast, but keep the last 3 movies as a loose backstory. There's no point in reshowing his origin, Doc Ock, and the Goblin. Keep Jameson ... he is note perfect.
Wes Bentley
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
May 16th, 2008
02:49:56 PM
Good choice if he wants to be in another Marvel film. He was in Toast Rider. Good points though. I like Routh as Superman even if the story did stink. It really boils down to the story anyway.
lets see the full damn cut of 3.
by postalpez
May 16th, 2008
02:50:21 PM
before it came out there people working on it said that one cut was over 5 hours. I just want to see what all sony was trying to cram in it. its a shame such a shity studio has it.
R-rated Spider-man!
by greenstyle92
May 16th, 2008
02:51:00 PM
Call it Spider-man titty fucker with the slumlord daughter and the busted Tees girl as Mary Jane! And a cartoon (roger rabbit style) take on Black Cat who was just MADE for titty fucking! It'll be a hit!
I want the Busted Tees chick on my casting couch asap!
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
May 16th, 2008
02:51:29 PM
James Vanderbilt's batting .250
by Just_Tom
May 16th, 2008
02:51:51 PM
Zodiac was a grand slam home run. Basic, The Rundown, and Darkness Falls: embarrassing strike outs. It's not an average that bodes well for Spidey 4 and 5.
Double M
by Herb West
May 16th, 2008
02:51:52 PM
I think they already did hurt themselves with it. Sure, SM3 made a billion dollars but it almost totally wiped out the entire fan base in one swipe. But that may be good. That might make them try much harder next time.
next time they fuck up a comic series..I'll remember..
by knowthyself
May 16th, 2008
02:54:34 PM
..you idiots don't deserve well done comic films. All you do is bitch bitch bitch. Fuck the fans. Don't know what the hell they want anymore.
Nah herb
by greenstyle92
May 16th, 2008
02:54:57 PM
From what I can tell, the kids still love Spider-man. There's still enough good will left in the franchise for one more big weekend opener. It'll take one more bad one to kill the franchise. (What people forget is that Batman Forever, before 97, was well regarded and considered the movie that save the Batman franchise!)
re: Thundercats
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
May 16th, 2008
02:56:06 PM
Too bad Thundercats will turn out like GI Joe will most assuredly be which is awful. As for MJ Busted Tee Chick Spidey - Me! You don't like it tough shit, fuckers!
Great Movies Need Great Writers Too!
by thegrayghost
May 16th, 2008
02:56:33 PM
Spiderman needs a great story and screen-writer. A great cast and director will not be enough! They should reuse the writers from S2.
postalpez
by Herb West
May 16th, 2008
02:57:08 PM
Yeah, it does seem that it was originally much longer and then cut all to shit. In fact, I'm surprised that we haven't seen the SM3 Director's Cut ala Richard Donner and Supes 2. We all know it's coming though.
For the record know thyself...
by greenstyle92
May 16th, 2008
02:57:26 PM
I have been consistently against Raimi's franchise since 2002 when I found the first one disappointing. Yeah, I've changed TB handles a couple of times since, but I had this opinion back when it was unpopular. As far as I'm concerned, part 3 was the miracle that caused the scales to fall from the eyes of my fellow geeks. I didn't jump on the bandwagon. the bandwagon jumped on ME! (I think.)
knowthyself
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
May 16th, 2008
02:57:47 PM
We people bitch because we like the characters done justice and not a disservice like some comic films.
knowthyself
by Kasch
May 16th, 2008
02:57:48 PM
THANK YOU! It's because of the fans that Spidey 3 sucked. "Give us Venom! Give us Venom!" Well, congrats. They forced Raimi to do Venom. Thanks, fanboys.
Look how long it took the RD S2 to come though!
by greenstyle92
May 16th, 2008
02:58:19 PM
And people still were disappointed!
I just got off the phone with the Busted Tees chick
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
May 16th, 2008
02:59:57 PM
She's giving free head out back in the alley for the next hour.
Spidey casting...
by DuncanDisorderly
May 16th, 2008
03:00:28 PM
How's about Topher Grace as Peter Parker and Laura Prepon as Mary Jane Watson? It could be titled That 70's Spidey show...
Yeah but I get to fuck her Hawaiian
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
May 16th, 2008
03:02:16 PM
she told me in private while Rachel McAdams watched
The Busted Tees chick
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
May 16th, 2008
03:02:18 PM
Has the sexiest tomboy beanbags on the planet.
greenstyle92
by Herb West
May 16th, 2008
03:04:59 PM
Yea, I think you're right about Forever. It is funny that at one time, people considered it to be a good superhero movie, just like Iron Man or BB today.
Why Spiderman 3 really sucked
by GrudgeBane
May 16th, 2008
03:05:49 PM
The real reason spiderman 3 sucked wasn't totally because of lame dance numbers it was because Raimi killed spiderman's motivation. By making sandman uncle ben's killer, spiderman's reason for becoming a hero is gone. Why go out and fight crime if secretly everybody has a sympathetic motivation? also, there was stupid crap like the big sandman apology at the end. WHAT? he doesn't have to go to jail because he said he was sorry? By this reasoning green goblin didn't have to die if he'd of just said, "wait stop! i'm sorry about the whole tram full of kids thing, I'm miss understood because my company was being pulled out from under me." That's the biggest problem with that movie. then you get all the stupid crap like.... Mary jane is a constant source of pain in spidey's life. hanging out in central park on webbing not dressed like spidey. Sandman can fly! what the fuck? the dance number killing venom after he had been successfully defeated. why didn't they just make JJ's son venom first? (if they wanted to kill someone). How in the hell can sandman turn into godzilla? (even the terminator could attempt to keep mass reasonable). Who decided venom and sandman was a good villain combo andyway? did they just draw from a spidey baddie deck? Why does harry look even shittier than his dad? (snow boarding? GAY!) why doesn't spiderman, i don't know, change into spiderman when he gets into a fight with harry? the dance number (it was that bad) Spiderman 1 was good because they nailed everything accept the green goblin's costume and spidey's witty banter. How great was the building on fire scene and then the villain and the hero sitting at the table? it was classic. Spiderman 2 was on the same level for the same reasons and it had a better costume for the villian. Spiderman 3 just needed to use the same formula, pick a kick ass villain (hobgoblin to prove you can do it right) and then improve on a single problem with the last movie. they just dropped the ball and fucked it up.
she has a beer and cheets on her wife
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
May 16th, 2008
03:05:59 PM
with me
The Busted Tees chick
by Herb West
May 16th, 2008
03:07:03 PM
Maybe we should start a petition to have her model her T-shirts bottomless. It could be a brand new fad!
If there are signatures let me add mine now!
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
May 16th, 2008
03:08:43 PM
thanks Herb West
Give Us Venom?
by thegrayghost
May 16th, 2008
03:09:23 PM
I like Venom in the comics because of the way he tries to mindfuck Peter. With that, I've always felt that he was brought on way too early. Spiderman has a plethora of great classic villains to play with, without needing to add that one to the mix in the first 3 movies. Even if some of the fans wanted Venom for S3 (not me), it wasn't an excuse to shit on the character and on the movie. Take away Venom, and the movie would've been much better, but it would've still been flawed.
Bottomless eh?
by greenstyle92
May 16th, 2008
03:09:54 PM
Pussy really doesn't get the attention it deserves.
Rachel McAdams only watched?
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
May 16th, 2008
03:10:39 PM
When I was with Busted Tees, McAdams was an active participant. You got hosed, dude.
The Problem wasn "Venom"
by greenstyle92
May 16th, 2008
03:11:21 PM
It was Eddie Brock. The lamest version of that character I've ever seen. Song and dance number aside, the symbiote was handled decently...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
May 16th, 2008
03:12:16 PM
That bitch!
greenstyle92
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
May 16th, 2008
03:12:36 PM
If the landing strip is in order, it should get plenty of attention.
GrudgeBane
by thegrayghost
May 16th, 2008
03:12:59 PM
Well said my friend ... well said.
Herb-
by greenstyle92
May 16th, 2008
03:13:18 PM
That's why I look on TDK with wary eye. If that one disappoints, it all goes away. It'll even take BB's standing away with it, the way B&R ruined BF and BR took down B89 (Even though as I said I really loved BR but admit most didn't.)
GrudgeBane
by Herb West
May 16th, 2008
03:13:19 PM
Amen, brother. I couldn't have put it better myself. Remember in the Golden age of comics there was an actual rule/law that said that the villain had to be punished for his wrongdoings at the end of every story? That's a rule they made up when they were trying to do away with the horror comics at the time.
Secret Wars
by Gozu
May 16th, 2008
03:14:45 PM
In terms of story, "Secret Wars" was nothing special (although I love Mike Zeck's art). However, in terms of impact, it was huge. It was a total merchandising ploy (the comic was meant to sell action figures) but again, it brought comics even more into the mainstream.
I'll give BT Chick's pussy attention
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
May 16th, 2008
03:15:40 PM
Speaking of pussy, when and if they ever add Catwoman to Nolan's Batverse would it be in a 3rd movie? Black Cat is Spidey movies I doubt it because the audience will think she's a Catwoman clone and Spider-Man doesn't need that.
But Black Cat really is a Catwoman clone, right?
by greenstyle92
May 16th, 2008
03:17:47 PM
I wonder if there's any costume we could design for her that shows off some pussy cleavage as well...
ONE WORD: CARNAGE!!!!!!!!
by donwillymo
May 16th, 2008
03:18:27 PM
THAT'S IT
I just want the next movie to be fun.
by nerosday
May 16th, 2008
03:18:33 PM
I'm sick of Peter the looser, Peter the outcast, Peter the lonely. Goddamn it, I want the Peter I grew up with. Yeah, he still had problems, but he didn't mope around all the friggin time either. I want a Spiderman that focuses on Spiderman, less Peter for a couple flicks. I love MJ in the comics, but we've never seen her on film yet, a brash, beatiful, willfull young woman. She was always Pete's oposite. Raimi and Dunst made her a hamfisted female version of Peter. And a piss poor semireplica of Gwen. What were they thinking? I don't car if its a reboot, but I want the characters to change, to mature, to get away from the pure Highschool angst, but I'm not ready for the married angst either, let them be in thier 20's and live a little. Hell the trauma of Harry's death could be used to explain the break up. That and MJ's gotta be tired of getting fuckin' kidnapped.
greenstyle92
by Herb West
May 16th, 2008
03:21:46 PM
Hopefully TDK is as bad assed as everyone is expecting.
Pussy Cleavage = Camel Toe?
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
May 16th, 2008
03:23:37 PM
The Busted Tees chick Petition.
by Herb West
May 16th, 2008
03:24:04 PM
OK, it's gotta happen. Give us some ideas on how to phrase it!
BTC petition
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
May 16th, 2008
03:26:48 PM
WE believe in order to bring more attention the Busted Tees campaign female models must wear the shirts and nothing else because shorts or undergarments draw attention away from the shirts themselves. Something like that I suppose?
if they must continue this series, have the return of Venom in S
by GLENN_THE_TOOL
May 16th, 2008
03:27:25 PM
and have Aunt May die and Peter and MJ get married in eithr movie. maybe reintroduce Flash Thompson for some decent comic relief. but please, no Clone Saga. that storyline stunk ass and confused the shit outta a lot of people. do we really need Ben Reilly's Scarlet Spider? i think not.
QuiGonnJin&Tonic
by Herb West
May 16th, 2008
03:28:04 PM
you nailed it.
Spidey 4 = Lizard
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
May 16th, 2008
03:28:32 PM
Spidey 5 = ? Where would they go if the kept Raimi and co. back?
Cast Busted Tees as the latest addition to the Spidey villain un
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
May 16th, 2008
03:28:47 PM
Call her Camel Toe. She distracts you with her hot pants while she rips your heart out.
*Venom in Spidey 4, Carnage in Spidey 5
by GLENN_THE_TOOL
May 16th, 2008
03:28:51 PM
thanks now I want to nail the Irish I were drunk chick
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
May 16th, 2008
03:29:35 PM
Redheads are nice
Hawaiian that's fucked up I love it
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
May 16th, 2008
03:30:36 PM
The Busted Tees chick Petition.
by Herb West
May 16th, 2008
03:30:40 PM
OK Desired outcome? Anybody.
Tarsem Sing should direct! If The Fall is as good as word
by pipergates
May 16th, 2008
03:30:42 PM
It looks awesome, Spidey needs someone with that kind of breathtaking visuals. Raimi's version is just to plodding and soap opera. Sure a lot of the Spidey comics were too, but not the better ones.
Irish I was nailing the Busted Tees chick
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
May 16th, 2008
03:31:42 PM
*sigh*

Almost time to wrap it up at work and go home to my wife. And no, she's not the Busted Tees girl.

*sigh*

and Gyllenaal as Spidey!
by pipergates
May 16th, 2008
03:32:59 PM
Jake, not Maggie
Christ someone give Dylan Baker his shot
by blackmantis
May 16th, 2008
03:33:20 PM
He's been sitting there like an idiot in a one armed overcoat for 3 movies now! LIZARD!
The Long Halloween
by thegrayghost
May 16th, 2008
03:34:33 PM
If the TDK pulls a lot of ideas from the Long Halloween, it should be fine. It worked for BB and Miller's Year One. Ironman turned out great and I'm crossing my fingers for TDK!
The Long Halloween
by thegrayghost
May 16th, 2008
03:34:56 PM
If the TDK pulls a lot of ideas from the Long Halloween, it should be fine. It worked for BB and Miller's Year One. Ironman started the summer right and I'm crossing my fingers for TDK!
Tarsem's Spidey 4 with Mysterio
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
May 16th, 2008
03:35:18 PM
imagine the visuals with that! Hawaiian take it easy man.
try this again...
by spidercoz
May 16th, 2008
03:35:32 PM
posted to BSG by mistake...anyway... Zack Ward as Cletus Kasady, open with him stabbing random people in Central Park wearing a teddy bear head on his nuts
Does anyone here actually order stuff from Busted Tees?
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
May 16th, 2008
03:36:12 PM
Is it advertising that works or one that distracts? Because methinks the BT folks aren't making money off the AICN crowd.
Although I bet the Kleenex guys
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
May 16th, 2008
03:37:28 PM
Are making out like bandits.
Recast the lead and get a new tone
by drewlicious
May 16th, 2008
03:40:46 PM
The whole darkness angle never really worked. I think they should go with something a little more zippy. It's more fitting for the character. As of right now, the perfect guy who could take the character in that direction...Justin Long. He's funny, he looks the right age, and I think he could pull the character out of that awkard teenager phase that he's way too old for. You don't need to be an outcast to have problems.
Busted Tees chick?
by ZeroCorpse
May 16th, 2008
03:41:51 PM
Is that on an ad or something?

Sorry, I don't see any ads here. Safari + Adblock = no pop ups or ads.

Raimi should only be allowed to produce
by Luscious.868
May 16th, 2008
03:43:00 PM
I like that they've gone with a new writer, but I agree with the others who've posted that it's time for some new blood in the directors chair. The Harry Potter franchise has proven that you can rotate directors and still produce quality films. You've just got to find somebody whose capable with a passion and respect for the source material.
They should recasts the leads as well. I'm tired of Dunst and have a feeling Maguire would demand too much to come back for a 4th.
An AICN experience ain't the same
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
May 16th, 2008
03:47:59 PM
Without seeing the Busted Tees chick. Take Danny's advice ZeroCorpse and disable whatever you have to so that you see the ads. Or just go to Busted Tees website.

I'm not a fat ass but if I'm not swimming in my shirt, I'm not smiling so I guess I'll pass on their product.

FUCK IT
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
May 16th, 2008
03:50:01 PM
cast all of the movie with Busted Tees Chicks making out and then fucking then you can call it Spider-Woman and the Webbening!
Michael Cera for Peter Parker
by MidnightBomber
May 16th, 2008
03:50:35 PM
He'd be good.
sign the petition
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
May 16th, 2008
03:51:08 PM
Busted Tees Chicks without the Tees!
Bottomless Busted Tee Girls Petition
by Herb West
May 16th, 2008
03:53:59 PM
Is now online!! http://tinyurl.com/48zw9y Now somebody had better sign it! Be sure to check out the links at the bottom!
spider-man 4 with continuity...
by GavinVanDraven
May 16th, 2008
03:55:21 PM
lets just forget we saw eddie brock get vaporized. the movie opens up showing the final battle from another angle. brock gets blown off the building by the explosion instead. cut to a few weeks later and spidey fights the shocker. no exposition, just a villian who comes out of nowhere. spidey wins easily. brock seeks out the alien sample in connors lab, as he has a psychic connection to it(connors has been experimenting on for his own purposes, we see him using it and lizard dna to regenerate the tail on a mouse or something when brock busts down the door and knosks conors out) and viola brock becomes venom again. cut to peter proposing to mj and she says no.... she's too upset about harry dying still. aunt may gets sick and is in the hospital. life pretty much sucks again. brock shows up and follows pete. teases him, slaps him around a bit just to fuck with him. meanwhile we find out that, like in the comics norman osborn has returned to life... granted regenerative abilities from his "super soldier" serum. (the scene is a hooded figure picking up a newspaper, reading of his son's death. "spider-man must die." or something like that.... and a zoom in on normans eyes. (to be continued in spidey 5) radio reports that there is a serial killer on the loose and mj tell pete she thinks she is being followed. spidey and venom have a nasty battle... spidey wins. barely. spidey lures venom back to the church and using the bell of the church spidey seperates brock from the costume and beats him to a pulp. the costume tries to bond with peter again. he rejects it... but it nearly costs him his life. alien slithers away, brock is arrested. mj still on the outs with peter, and aunt may still in the hospital. final scene is connors looking at his stump and then staring at a vial of serum. "its time." role credits
No you didnt?!
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
May 16th, 2008
03:56:21 PM
lmao
Gylennhaal as Spidey?
by #1 Zero
May 16th, 2008
03:58:55 PM
Wasn't Jake Gylennhaal (sp?) supposed to take over for Tobey McGuire after part 2, when tobey supposedly had back problems and wanted more money. Anyway, Jake's probably too buff and not nerdy enough to play Peter Parker. But that was the rumor back then, now he's probably too big of an actor to do it. Kraven's last hunt would be a cool movie though.
Mysterio Please
by hallmitchell
May 16th, 2008
03:59:34 PM
Would love to see him on the big screen. Charlie Sheen or Mickey Rourke would be fantastic.
If you need a new spiderman casting
by hallmitchell
May 16th, 2008
04:00:12 PM
Go for Emile Hirsch.
If enough people bring it up we can do this now!
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
May 16th, 2008
04:00:17 PM
Sign people sign! Insert Spider-man TB comment here
Sorry....
by MidnightBomber
May 16th, 2008
04:02:37 PM
to distract the subject from the delicious morsel that is the BT chick. I heart hot redheads.
DANNYGLOVERS
by Herb West
May 16th, 2008
04:03:05 PM
Yeah, 1,000,000 signatures is a good goal. Let's make it happen!
dire need of reboot
by chewyou812
May 16th, 2008
04:04:11 PM
the series was crap to begin with. Pt1 was basically a power rangers movie. Pt2 was dullsville for the first hour. And Pt3 was just sloppy. It shouldve set the table for Venom in pt4 as opposed to cramming him into 3. Thus was same mistake Speilberg made with the T-Rex making it to San Diego in Lost World.
So many idiots....
by fiester
May 16th, 2008
04:04:45 PM
Look: you whiny bitches got your Venom fix and fucked the entire movie in the process--but did you learn anything? No! You still have morons calling for more Venom and--unbelievably!--the only character possibly worse than Venom: Carnage.

Let them do a Spider-Man movie with classic Spider-Man villains. Give the fanboys a Venom vs. Carnage flick or a video game or whatever the fuck it takes to get them to STFU and take Spidey back to basics. Electro, Kraven, Vulture, Lizard, etc.

Nothing wrong with redheads
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
May 16th, 2008
04:05:35 PM
Thanks Herb West I am glad I could help with the petition.
What the fuck? Still only 2 signatures?
by Herb West
May 16th, 2008
04:07:05 PM
No shit! And you call yourselves men!?! Don't worry about putting in your real email address, just make something up!
Don't Reboot it
by Sithdan
May 16th, 2008
04:07:13 PM
Reboots are so lazy. Just because the writers can't figure out how to continue the story and dig themselves out of the hole in which they put themselves, they just hit the reset button. Screw that. I'm tired of reboots that ignore everything that's gone before. It should just be Spider-Man 4 and continue on the story or don't continue at all.
Don't Reboot it
by Sithdan
May 16th, 2008
04:07:39 PM
Reboots are so lazy. Just because the writers can't figure out how to continue the story and dig themselves out of the hole in which they put themselves, they just hit the reset button. Screw that. I'm tired of reboots that ignore everything that's gone before. It should just be Spider-Man 4 and continue on the story or don't continue at all.
Herb West does it Best!
by Sawney Bean
May 16th, 2008
04:08:49 PM
Great fucking petition man.
What about doing Kraven
by gmanca
May 16th, 2008
04:08:51 PM
AICN start a Busted tees chick TB
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
May 16th, 2008
04:09:07 PM
do it do it now! SIGN THE PETITION!
What about doing Kraven's whole arc?
by gmanca
May 16th, 2008
04:11:06 PM
Having him chase down the Lizard but fail and committing suicide in part 4 with Spider-Man battling his soulso he can defeat ______ in part 5? I always thought Soul of the Hunter would be a great film.
fassbinder79
by Samus Aran
May 16th, 2008
04:12:59 PM
Never mind, I don't think we are on the same page at all. All those movie ideas for George Lucas depressed me. I am not interested in seeing George Lucas going crazy with cinema. Thank you no.
The busted redhead is in now way hotter
by DANNYGLOVERS-DICKBLOODS
May 16th, 2008
04:13:45 PM
than Shia Lebouf! Imagine him in that shirt. YUM!
DANNYGLOVERS
by Herb West
May 16th, 2008
04:16:07 PM
Only 6 signatures. I know. I can't believe these lady-boy cunts.
If you don't like Busted Tee Chicks
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
May 16th, 2008
04:18:57 PM
than you love the Al Qaida
Busteed Tees Chick
by Samus Aran
May 16th, 2008
04:20:11 PM
It's really weird to look at such a pretty girl wearing shirts with such incredibly retarded jokes on them. I feel embarrased for the BTC. She has an intelligent looking and pretty face, but then you look down at the stupid shirt with the stupid joke, and it makes her look like she is mentally handicapped.
Only if it brings back TOPHER as BROCK
by Drath
May 16th, 2008
04:20:55 PM
I know, totally silly thing to demand, but all I could think about at the end of S3 was how they had wasted a great addition to the franchise by killing him off before he got to do hardly anything. I'm not even a Venom fan, but I liked Grace in that role.
the rumour mill is a buzz...
by moonlightdrive
May 16th, 2008
04:21:39 PM
with conjecture that following on from Spiderman 3- aka Maguire's audition tape for Dancing with the Stars- Spiderman 4 & 5 follow the arc of his time on the show. James Franco yet again reprises hs role as Green Goblin and tries to scupper Spideys chances from behind the scenes, by instigating a number of on set 'accidents' that our hero has to nimbley dodge in order to keep his place in the contest. However, Green Goblin is left standing in awe at the climatic stand off between Spiderman and Venom in the season finale. Not since Strictly Ballroom has such dazzling footwork been seen on the big screen. Advance booking is a MUST.
I know who has been cast as KRAVEN
by DANNYGLOVERS-DICKBLOODS
May 16th, 2008
04:22:54 PM
Shia Lebouf! Admit it, he's perfect!
Dunst won't do it. Mark my words.
by V'Shael
May 16th, 2008
04:23:12 PM
Her life is turning to shit.
Busted tee chick and me usta party
by g-ride9000
May 16th, 2008
04:23:41 PM
She was fun for a while. I traded her for a pack of smokes with Dov Charney (owner of American appearal). How she ended up over at Busted Tees, I'll never know.
Eventhough Cameron raped the history of the villians
by ganymede3010
May 16th, 2008
04:26:15 PM
His script was fucking awesome. It was a much darker, and mature version of spiderman. Having Electro & Sandman in the first movie would of been awesome, despite the fact that Cameron raped the original origins of the characters.
What about Spidey saying Fuck ?
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
May 16th, 2008
04:27:24 PM
DGDB, we've gotta strike when the ironys hot
by g-ride9000
May 16th, 2008
04:27:36 PM
We shall post the "BOYCOTT THIS LITTLE BITCH" at the top of the talkback, it is the only way to make this work. Also, if you have the time, you could try it with some of that Magnolia magic. Post BOYCOTT MERRICK a zillion times on past Merrick articles that suck.
Danny Glover Dick Blood
by Samus Aran
May 16th, 2008
04:30:35 PM
Well I don't really like John McCain, but I certainly don't support a man who goes to church week after week to listen to a guy screaming about how awful white people are, and then lies strait to our faces about his motivations for doing so, and announces his entrance into the presidential race in the house of an "aquaintance" who bombed the Pentagon and a Fort Dix dance and plenty of other killings back in the 60's because he opposed Vietnam. So seeing no better options, I guess I have to support John McCain, dammit. And so I guess I won't be signing that Busted Tees Petition either.
spider-man 5
by GavinVanDraven
May 16th, 2008
04:33:03 PM
movie opens with norman osborn confronting a serial killer just finishing up his work. "i have a proposition for you." while at the hospital visiting aunt may peter gets a frantic call from mj... serial killer cletus cassidy has broken into her apartment and she is desperatly fighting to survive. pete tries to web swing back to help her only to be attacked by norman along the way. "you cant save your girlfriend this time.... my errend boy is seeing to that, her life for my son's spider-man!" pete manages to get the upperhand and escape. he arrives just in time to lay the smack down on cassidy.... sparing his life, he drops him off at the police station. giftwrapped. since mj wants her space, peter starts dating gwen again... peter recieves a phone call from connors, and when he goes to see him a miracle has happened. the doc has a brand new arm (and thats all till part 6). the final battle from part 1 happens again. only this time... gwen is the hostage... and peter cant save her. "i will kill everyone you love, you should have made sure i was dead!" and this time, peter makes sure the goblin wont be coming back. aunt may gets out of the hospital. mj calls peter and wants to talk. they meet, and mj accepts his proposal, but peter is still visibly shaken up over gwen. cut to cletus in the cell next to brock's. brock is more than a little disturbed by his freakish new neighbor, who is cutting himself. the symbiote finds eddie again... venom escapes leaving a little something behind. the new symbiote bonds with cletus (we get just a tease as it goes directly into his open wound and his eyes go red.) connors transforms into the lizard. roll credits.
And QuiGonnJin&Tonic
by Herb West
May 16th, 2008
04:34:07 PM
Thanks for the contribution. You phrased it perfectly. SIGN THE PETITION! http://tinyurl.com/48zw9y
actually Samus
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
May 16th, 2008
04:37:06 PM
I support McCain and hell I signed and helped to create the petition so feel free to sign.
Anyway back to topic.
by Herb West
May 16th, 2008
04:39:14 PM
I'd be real happy to never have to see another Goblin character again. Ever.
QuiGonnJin&Tonic
by Samus Aran
May 16th, 2008
04:39:59 PM
Ok, Touché.
Thanks I wanted some credit you know but seriously
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
May 16th, 2008
04:40:19 PM
SIGN THE FUCKING PETITION OR YOU WILL BE FORCED TO BATHE WILL SWEATY NFL LINEMEN
How would they portray some outlandish villians
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
May 16th, 2008
04:44:52 PM
like Mysterio for example
well... thats my version. so far.
by GavinVanDraven
May 16th, 2008
04:45:50 PM
part 6 would be the wedding/ venom and carnage finale. no lizard... just "reports" of sightings, i would save the lizard and kraven for part 7 (do the death storyline with lizard instead of vermin) i know, lots of teasing.... but i think that would be a huge payoff instead of rushing the whole process (see spider-man 3) keep it simple i say, and split the exposition up between the movies... so it doesnt feel forced. cliffhangers make you want to know what happens next.... i would make every film end like empire strikes back... with part 6 being the end of the whole story arc, and the beginning of the kraven/lizard one.
Fuck you, Merrick
by MattmanReturns
May 16th, 2008
04:47:50 PM
Oh wait, this was actually an unbiased news post. You didn't make any snide remarks. Good job. But I know you won't be able to resist when you get another fake Indy review confirming your son's worst fears that it's not MTV edited.
QuiGonnJin&Tonic
by Herb West
May 16th, 2008
04:48:49 PM
Yeah, I think there are some SM villains that would never work on screen like Mysterio and probably the Vulture. Come to think of it, SM really does have a lot of gay villains.
"Well I don't really like John McCain, but I'm gonna vote for hi
by MattmanReturns
May 16th, 2008
04:49:42 PM
I hate that shit. Whatever Samus.
But what would 4-5 be?
by gmanca
May 16th, 2008
04:50:48 PM
I don't think they'll make more than 6 before "rebooting." I agree with Mysterio though; I see it as after Kraven kills himself, in part 5, Mysterio's gas causes Spidey to dream about Kraven/Death. If done correctly, you could have a great "were the dreams real or not" aspect.
oh and....
by GavinVanDraven
May 16th, 2008
04:51:00 PM
Mike O'Hearn for THOR. ARNOLD for ODIN.... come on, you know you want it. Michael C. Hall for Captain America.
The Shocker's costume on screen would look like shit
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
May 16th, 2008
04:55:31 PM
Just call him the Pillowbiter
No politics please
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
May 16th, 2008
05:12:17 PM
after the Olive Stone W TB isn't enough enough?
I'm glad most of you aren't in movies....
by Baked
May 16th, 2008
05:20:25 PM
Spider-Man 3 is in no way worse than 3/4ths of the Superhero movies that have come out. I just walked in on Judge Dredd. P.S. -- You should bow down and lick Spidey 2's sack. The scripts gave us too much emo Parker (and cast emo Tobey), but 1 and 2 are classics.
Danny Glover
by Samus Aran
May 16th, 2008
05:21:02 PM
It sounds like we are starting a little grudge match here. But I am not pissed off on this side. I will read up on John Hagee, however I have heard about him before. Trashing on the Catholic church just isn't anywhere near as awful as trashing on white people the way that Jeremiah Wright has. I haven't heard what was said about Jews, and I'll take that into consideration. But when you say that "it's ok, he's not black." that argument is supposed to go the other way around- You seem to think that because Wright is Black, anything he says is ok. Sounds like you are yet another person who suffers guilt over something that you never did. And no I am not an idiot to vote against someone based on Jeremiah Wright. People go to church to receive truth, if Obama received what he thinks is truth from this guy for 20 years, then that tells me volumes. I would be happy to have a black president, but I do not want to even risk electing one that hates my race. I will likewise not elect a white man who went to a church where his pastor or whatever screamed hatred against black people- that would scare me too. The company that we choose to keep in this world reflects heavily on our values. We have almost know way of knowing who these presidential canidates are but to look at their past. I could care less how flowery Obamas present day speaches are, I care what he was doing before he knew that the eyes of the world were watching him. And trust me, Jeremiah Wright is just the tip of the iceberg with this guy. McCain is only dealing with an endorsement, that is a far cry different than a person that you choose to listen to week after week.
ahow the HULK should have been done.
by GavinVanDraven
May 16th, 2008
05:26:23 PM
what they should have done is rather than do him in CGI, cast a short as hell stuntman/roided out bodybuilder. like 5'4 260 lbs. then do what they did in LOTR. build sets and props at 1/2 scale and full scale and composite the shots. use in-camera tricks so a 5'4 man becomes a ten foot tall giant. give him prosthetics for his face and digitally change his skin eye and hair color. use CGI only for the transformation and those "impossible shots." it would be low tech, but far more convincing than another shrek/hulk. just film the guy in the 1/2 scale environment and put normal sized things in the foreground. they did it convincingly in LOTR. why not here?
Back to the topics at hand
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
May 16th, 2008
05:28:48 PM
I want the petition signed now and if nobody signs than you deserve to live in Iran with a tatoo that says Fuck Iran. Spidey needs a break when it all comes down because part 3 while not great was average. Let Marvel focus on Captain America or whatever they are calling it (First Avenger?). Which brings me to the fact. In the Avengers movie will Hawkeye appear?
Alvin Sargent wrote Spider-Man 2 and 3...
by Baked
May 16th, 2008
05:28:49 PM
But Ivan and Sam Raimi stuck their noses in Spider-Man 3...blame them for screwing up the script and force them to stay the hell out of it.

by Samus Aran
May 16th, 2008
05:28:57 PM
Sorry, I didn't mean to imply anything against the catholic church. I'm christian, and I listen to people trash on christians every day- viciously- and it's annoying. But I am far more concerned when someone trashes on a race of people. That is what I meant. I'm not defending that guy.
seriously, google Lee Priest
by GavinVanDraven
May 16th, 2008
05:31:37 PM
or look him up on youtube. now paint him green, and double his size. thats the fuckin HULK right there! or, well... somebody like him.
5'4 x 2 = 10'8
by GavinVanDraven
May 16th, 2008
05:33:27 PM
its all about scale. like gandolf in hobbiton... he looks like a giant.
Lee Priest doesn't even look human
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
May 16th, 2008
05:34:32 PM
How are the going to market Captain America overseas anyway? I mean calling him the First Avenger is still a stupid idea.
Lee Priest on youtube
by GavinVanDraven
May 16th, 2008
05:39:56 PM
http://www.you tube.com/watch?v=DaV0vNDDBqQ&f eature=related now take that, and doublesize. perfect proportions for the hulk.
Hell yeah screw the foreign market
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
May 16th, 2008
05:40:50 PM
It's Captain America! Cast ideas people? Oh and BTW SIGN THE PETITION OR YOU REALLY HATE THE USA! AND FUCK THE SPURS
Captain America Fuck Yeah!
by Herb West
May 16th, 2008
05:41:44 PM
Comin again to save the mother fukin day, Yeah! Is that the footage from the 80's Captain America?
Kingpin?
by drewlicious
May 16th, 2008
05:42:47 PM
Marvel got the rights back to it's characters, right? Kingpin and his vast criminal underworld would make a pretty good heavy. I wouldn't even mind Michael Clarke Duncan reprising his role.
Herb its test footage for the new movie, don't tell anyone
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
May 16th, 2008
05:44:40 PM
and ummm sign the petition
QuiGonnJin&Tonic
by Herb West
May 16th, 2008
05:47:51 PM
What petition?
2 part back to back project is good
by br1947
May 16th, 2008
05:48:07 PM
The reason 3 was so bad was too much crap was crammed into one movie (that and emo-spiderman, there's just no excuse for the). I look for a Nick Fury or SHIELD presence in this, with an Avengers film already annmounced, you know they are already planning to tie their biggest cash cow into it some way. After the 3rd one, they can't fuck up too much more... I hope
Brunomac
by Samus Aran
May 16th, 2008
05:50:33 PM
I really don't see why it is so suprising to you guys that I think John Hagees comments are trivial compared to Jeremiah Wrights. Do you guys really find his comments to be worse than Wrights? I just don't see how. You all seemed to be really mad that I thought so. I've watched now for years as people like Farakhan, and Maliq Zulu Shabazz, and Jeremiah Wright say outrageous things, and people give them a pass because they are the victoms. What they say is not ok, and they do not have virtuous thoughts.
Venom hate
by Ckuouka
May 16th, 2008
05:50:42 PM
Personally, I found the 90's era of Spiderman to be great...up until the Clone Saga ruined everything and made me stop reading, but Venom, Carnage, Hobgoblin, even Demogoblin were all awesome villians. It's sad to see people hate them and wish that the comics stayed with the lame 70's villians. How can anyone look at the Vulture and not think he's the lamest designed villian ever? That said, Raimi should have just left Venom out of SM3 if he was going to ruin the character like that. I think he killed the character off to purposely spite the fans of the 90's characters.
what petition ?
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
May 16th, 2008
05:51:51 PM
the Busted Tees Chick bottomless petition if you don't sign it you will receive the gift that keeps on giving: Violent diarrhea
MY pick for THOR
by GavinVanDraven
May 16th, 2008
05:53:18 PM
Mike O'Hearn... this is a demo reel of the guy in action. seriously, if anybody could pull off the physical aspects of playing a GOD then its this guy. he is huge, acrobatic and if i was gay i'd fuck him.... erm, strike the last part there. he's definatly too good looking to be real. http://www.you tube.com/watch?v=aA7txk_jd0Q&f eature=related
Venom Needs To Return!
by J-Dizzle
May 16th, 2008
05:55:52 PM
That character must be given justice after the travesty of Spiderman 3.
QuiGonnJin&Tonic
by Herb West
May 16th, 2008
05:56:11 PM
I am so ashamed of talkbackers right now. Only 20 signatures. Where's Hawaiian Organ Donor? I see he finally signed but I thought he would still support our cause here. SIGN THE PETITION! http://tinyurl.com/48zw9y Just make up an email address!!!
Vulture would probably be cybernetic today
by drewlicious
May 16th, 2008
05:57:10 PM
Kind of like how he Ultimates version depicted him. Although I would hope they keep him an oldtimer and not some hired thug. I would rather have guys like Scorpion, guys with no scientific background. Let's keep the Osborne family dead, okay. That ressurection was hard enough to swallow in the comics.
Gentleman and maybe ladies? Do you like naked ladies?
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
May 16th, 2008
05:59:59 PM
Herb he probably needed to get going. Sign the petition or are you gay? Not that there's anything wrong with that.
AMERICA FUCK YEAH
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
May 16th, 2008
06:02:14 PM
You know what else is great about America?! Titties! Sign the petition or you will be forced to watch Uwe Boll "movies" tied down Alex-style like in Clockwork.
maybe ladies?
by Herb West
May 16th, 2008
06:02:14 PM
Yeah, we need female support too. Come on girls, get to signing!
dude just needs an acting coach
by GavinVanDraven
May 16th, 2008
06:02:22 PM
http://www.you tube.com/watch?v=oo1xbT2rYiE&f eature=related O'Hearn = THOR. MARVEL, make it happen.
Nice petition fellas
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
May 16th, 2008
06:02:36 PM
1) Signed it.

2)Hating on a race of people or many groups of people, there's no difference. Hate for hate's sake is wrong.

3)I'd greenlight an R-rated Captain America movie anyday. $40 million you say? Lemme write you a check.

4)Time to go have some pesto and wine.

5)I'll check in on this incredibly bizarre, all over the place TB as I'm cheering the Celtics on.

Even if you don't like the Bush in the White House
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
May 16th, 2008
06:05:15 PM
You will like this bush if you sign the petition.
I think that there are some SM villains that...
by Herb West
May 16th, 2008
06:05:28 PM
just wouldn't work on the screen. Scorpion could possibly be cool though, if done in the right way.
send me some pesto and wine good sir
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
May 16th, 2008
06:08:41 PM
Go Lakers and Fuck San Antonio
Prossor...You're 100% right.
by Quake II
May 16th, 2008
06:10:30 PM
I kinda enjoy them at the theater 1 time but when I put a Spider_man movie in at home I wind up jumping to an action scene or two then putting something else in because there's no real "cool factor" in any of the Spidey films. They are slow and kinda whiny. It's hard to watch Tobey McGuire or Kirsten Dunst for more than 5 minutes at a time.
Topher Grace
by GavinVanDraven
May 16th, 2008
06:11:52 PM
would have been a perfect Peter Parker for a spider-man reboot. shame they already used him as Venom. i would recast Rachel Hurd-Wood for MJ. look at pics of her in Perfume: Story of a Murderer http://www.im db.com/title/tt0396171/mediain dex
Only the Green Goblin battle is rewatchable...
by Quake II
May 16th, 2008
06:11:57 PM
..from Spider-Man. The sheer brutality of it is kinda cool for a super hero film.
An Italian Red Skull!?
by fiester
May 16th, 2008
06:12:17 PM
"Hey-a, whatsa matter youse, Cap'in effin' A? They dunk-a muh head inna da red sauce. Now umma da Red Skull!"
Scorpion would be very possible
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
May 16th, 2008
06:14:34 PM
Get rid of the costume and have him in trenchcoat with the stinger exposed. Sort of like Doc Ock. Mysterio on the other hand would be impossible. Fishbowl head would be funny on screen and not intimidating.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
by drewlicious
May 16th, 2008
06:15:09 PM
Thanks for bringing back memories of camp.
AThe thing about SM is...
by Herb West
May 16th, 2008
06:15:11 PM
When they made the first one they didn't know what a hit it would become. At first I think they were just just trying to find actors that would work cheap and sign a 3 picture deal. We all heard that stupid bitch Dunst bitch about the series and how little she was getting paid ONLY AFTER it became a hit.
Why Cant it be
by LarryTate
May 16th, 2008
06:15:49 PM
like James Bond movies.. come out with a new one every 4 yrs- diff actors, diff directors, pick up in the middle of some action to start the movie out...
Green Goblin battle...
by Herb West
May 16th, 2008
06:17:35 PM
Was pretty brutal. More super hero films should be like that.
X-men could also be Bond like series but thanks Fox
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
May 16th, 2008
06:18:54 PM
anyway bbl gotta get food! Take it easy all and if you arent already aware: SIGN THE PETITION
Although...
by Herb West
May 16th, 2008
06:19:04 PM
That Goblin suit still pisses me off everytime I see it.
The check's in the mail, Danny
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
May 16th, 2008
06:20:31 PM
Now make us proud and give us the greatest Cap't 'Merica movie you can.
I don't like Mccain, he apeases Falwell & Robertoson
by ganymede3010
May 16th, 2008
06:20:57 PM
Falwell especially. Talk about racist. That fucker was a supporter of Jim Crow Laws, and he was a segregationist. And he's met with every fucking president during the last 30 years. Talk about selective criticism.
the corrected headline
by Napoleon Park
May 16th, 2008
06:31:53 PM
Sony Getting Ready To Ruin SPIDER-MAN 4 (and 5)??
um... why the politics?
by GavinVanDraven
May 16th, 2008
06:35:16 PM
in a superhero talkback?
1-thru-3
by THE TRUE PINBACK
May 16th, 2008
06:37:04 PM
SPIDER-MAN was okay. There were things in it-like the Goblin suit-that were pretty lame. With SPIDER-MAN 2, the filmmakers hit their stride, it was awesome. But #3 was an overloaded piece of junk. A lot has been made about them deciding to put Venom into the film to appease the fans, but they shouldn't have done it. For one reason, Spidey has plenty of other villains that have been around a lot longer who would have been much better. Secondly, I think the only fans that they appease in any way were some 12-year-olds who don't really know much about SSpider-Man in the first place. Third, and most importantly, why didn't they learn from the BATMAN debacles that overloading the films with villains just detracts from the entire thing in the long run. If they had focused just on the Sandman, I think I might have been more satisfied. It just felt like they were trying to shoehorn too much stuff into the film. If all involved were planning on #3 being their swan-song, then they should have concentrated more on making a good movie.
This is GOOD news!!
by T 1000 xp professional
May 16th, 2008
06:46:19 PM
i don't know what you ungrateful people are talking about...There's a ton of good stories and villains and arcs that can be turned into scripts...Yes, I was hurt by spiderman 3, yes Raimi never liked the character of venom and it displayed his lack of understanding of the character on screen. Another Spiderman movie, AWESOME!! count me in
They should've done this for part 3
by T 1000 xp professional
May 16th, 2008
06:49:43 PM
that is the only ironic thing about this piece of news.. I always pictured part 3 being two movies, just because of the size of the cast and character development.. one of the problems with part 3 was that the story was being forced down our throats...O well, moving on now, this is a good chance to make something special..The best of luck to these guys, and yea I agree with having new blood from the bottom up in this movie, loooovveedddd Raimi, but I would like to see somebody else's take on Spiderman. I mean c'mon he's not the only talented fan.
don't leave it as a trilogy...
by grendel824
May 16th, 2008
06:54:34 PM
Because it really dropped the ball with the third movie - it'd be nice to have something really good following up that fumble (I liked it, but it didn't measure up to the first two), especially with the same creative team/actors.
WHAT TO DO??????
by THE TRUE PINBACK
May 16th, 2008
07:06:48 PM
The more that I think about it, the more I think that not only do they need to find someone other than Sam Raimi to direct the next SPIDEY pic, but it wouldn't be such a bad idea to recast the film as well. Tobey Maguire made such a buffoon out of himself in #3 that I'm not so sure that he could redeem himself. It was almost like he was sleepwalking through the role-Hell, I felt that way about most of the cast except for James Franco. It would probably be best for the franchise if they went for w fresh approach-new director, new cast. And for Christ's sake, get a decent composer for the score. One of the sore points for me about the entire series has been the lackluster music.
JJJ!
by THE TRUE PINBACK
May 16th, 2008
07:08:08 PM
And for J. Jonah Jameson...R LEE ERMEY!!!
Reboots are a hallmark of comics
by hopewell1
May 16th, 2008
07:08:12 PM
We remember comics as "runs". Like Miller's Daredevil run. Why not here? Every creator has a vision of who Spider-man is. We saw the Raimi "Peter as young dork" vision. And we got three movies for him to spread out the story. I see no problem with a new direction and again, I think visiting Spider-man as an older twentysomething will still seem like a continuation. Older, wiser with bigger, more complex problems. Real adult issues. Peter Parker IS more than just a dork. He's a budding scientist, a photographer, a family man, and he has a wit that rivals the best stand up comics. Let's see some of that.
The SPIDER-MAN Franchise...
by THE TRUE PINBACK
May 16th, 2008
07:14:33 PM
These comics have been around for over 40 years. That's a looooong time, and there is a lot of history and ideas for the writers to pull from. I just hope that the stuff they go for is some of the older stuff-from the Lee/Ditko, Lee/Romita runs. The newer stuff might be fresher to the younger fans, but the older storylines are better, and so are the older characters. VULTURE, ELECTRO, RHINO, KRAVEN, LIZARD, MORBIUS, SHOCKER-now here are some terrific foes for Spidey to face off against. BLACK CAT, CARNAGE, VENOM, YUCK!
And Another Thing...
by THE TRUE PINBACK
May 16th, 2008
07:16:45 PM
For Pete's Sakes STOP HAVING THE SUPERHERO/MAIN CHARACTER REVEAL HIS IDENTITY TO SO MANY PEOPLE! There's a reason they keep their identities secret. They've played this card in so many films that it has lost whatever impact it had.
Sony watched Paramount rack up
by the podosphere
May 16th, 2008
08:02:15 PM
the Ironbucks and went into apoplectic fits of uncontrolled jealousy.

And it couldn't have helped that Marvel basically cashed in their Sony Spideywampum to do it.

For those of you are bitching about "Emo" Spidey
by the podosphere
May 16th, 2008
08:08:28 PM
take heart. Iron Man's proved that comic book superheroes (other than the inimitable Mr. Bond, James Bond, who didn't start out as a comic hero) can engage in the occasional bit of snark, and still have a character arc and be obsessed with fighting evil and all that. I would guess that some of that is going to rub off on the next two Spidey installments.
The Venom storyline in 3 worked
by Logo Lou
May 16th, 2008
08:17:10 PM
The Sandman one did not.
Bring in Singer
by INWOsuxRED
May 16th, 2008
08:24:16 PM
he can pretend that Spider-Man 1 & 2 happened, but not 3.
I liked SM1 and 2, but I think everyone here will agree the bigg
by blindambition238
May 16th, 2008
09:33:57 PM
was having peter graduate high school by the middle of the first movie.
that should read 'biggest mistake'
by blindambition238
May 16th, 2008
09:34:41 PM
Damn AICN and your premordial forums
that should read 'biggest mistake'
by blindambition238
May 16th, 2008
09:34:57 PM
Damn AICN and your primordial forums
Spider Man....
by Stevie Grant
May 16th, 2008
09:36:48 PM
I gotta admit, I got bored watching every single Spider Man movie, very early on (aside from Mr. Campbell's cameos). Maybe it's because I've never read comic books, but I seriously doubt that. Hell, the only reason I watched Spider Man 3 was because it had a cool Texan playing the Sandman, and I wanted to walk out starting 20 minutes in; but while I didn't, I never felt differently about that motive. Now that Iron Man's out (for example), and all the Comic Book Guys have seen it... why bother defending the Spider Man movies? There now are actual, major, comic book hero figures that inspired good movies, why defend those Spider Man flicks?
Spider-man 4: The Search for Buddy
by Domi'sInnerChild
May 16th, 2008
09:54:18 PM
The movie opens recapping the climatic battle in Spider-man 3 where Parker initiated the now famous "Buddy Drinking Game". But sadly, his buddy is now dead. He carries Harry around calling him Buddy, but with his faithful friend unable to respond "Yeah, Buddy", Parker feels lost. Like a really boring sequel to Weekend at Bernies with Spider-man in it. So he searches for Kraven who knows a guy that works with a guy that's into Voodoo. Spider-man must fight a Voodoo priest while being poked in the ribs by a Voodoo Spider-man doll in order to force him to be his friend and work his Voodoo magic. But something goes terribly wrong. Spider-man 5: Zombie Buddy Eats Brains.
Gawkier, early Ditko Spidey
by Dingbatty
May 16th, 2008
10:56:12 PM
(not mental Ayn Randian Ditko), whose a supreme smartass. And he should be strokin' it to Betty Brant, Gwen, and, Felicia Hardy in the reboot. Read the issue when he webbed up Vulture's wings way up in the air. That'were badazz.
I had to kill Bob Orci because he made a mistake.
by Lashlarue
May 16th, 2008
11:42:23 PM
Now, it's time to erase that mistake.
May I ask an odd question??
by Double M
May 17th, 2008
12:54:28 AM
What superhero movie is good to the people on this board? I scroll through and I see that all the X-Men are shit, and Singer is shit, Raimi is shit, Superman returns..shit, every spiderman..shit, iron man..not a good enough bad guy, almost every batman...shit. This is obviously a broad conglomeration of statements and not everyone's opinion, but really fellas, why the hell do we come on this site if its only to say that everything sucks balls and we are better off without any of these movies being made? Without these, there is no AICN, and there is nothing for losers like us to talk about.
Wanted to like the Spidey films, get real though..
by quantize
May 17th, 2008
01:01:03 AM
..just like the Nolan batman movies..something just isn't gelling..Iron Man really did demonstrate how you can line up all the right elements and deliver a completely entertaining film. People who talk up the Spidey, X-Men and Batman films have their heads firmly planted up their asses. They are 'competent' and reasonably entertaining but you'd be completely delusional to suggest they're somehow approaching the full potential of a superhero movie. The one thing Iron Man does is set a benchmark..we haven't had that before.
First off Raimi is not to blame...
by spectrebeeyatch
May 17th, 2008
01:02:36 AM
ALL OF YOU ARE! Blah blah blah I want Venom blah blah blah. It is a FACT that Avi Arad made them put Venom in. The original movie was suppose to be Vulture and Sandman, look it up it's in the making of Spider-man 3 book. They had the Vulture outfit and Ben Kingsley casted. But no all you fan boy cock lovers whined and bitched to the point it made producers pressure everyone into Venom. The black suit story is what ruined Spider-man 3 FACT. So fuck off those 3 movies were really fun to watch and 3 had like two horrible parts the rest actually was pretty good. Also I don't like Dunst but all you guys bashing her looks I laugh at you because you'll probably never sleep with a woman or a man half as good looking as her and you know it too. Tool bags.
Double M
by Stevie Grant
May 17th, 2008
01:15:27 AM
I'm with you, I've never gotten the appeal of the comic-book films either. While I understand that wasn't the point of your post, I gotta say, flicks based on comic books tend to be total shite.
MAKE ED BRUBAKER'S CAPTAIN AMERICA
by messi
May 17th, 2008
01:18:54 AM
film it like Saving Private Ryan and make it a hardcore World War 2 movie.
Amazing how fast...
by flickchick85
May 17th, 2008
01:26:23 AM
everyone turned on Raimi. I've always just mildly enjoyed the Spidey films, but my biggest problem with them that kept me from loving them were always the scripts and the casting. I always thought Raimi's directing was pitch perfect for the series. And this is coming from someone who was completely unfamiliar with Raimi and the Evil Dead series before these movies. I'm just kinda stunned at how quickly the talkbackers, the majority of whom worshipped him 3 years ago, have turned against him, after ONE out of his 3 movies sucked. I'm not here to argue why he should get another chance or anything...just shocked is all.
I am honestly still surprised people embraced the first film
by hopewell1
May 17th, 2008
02:13:07 AM
I saw it opening day and walked out thinking "wow what an embarrassing failure from actors and a director I admired." I told my friends "this one really missed the mark". They saw it the next night in century city, spotted Raimi at the showing and with the crowd howling at every gag (Peter cartwheeling in the air over Flash, GG singing itsy bitsy spider) they thought I was insane for not LOVING it. Years later they look back and can't even watch it all the way through. Yeah, we buy into hype, movies can rarely age well, and we're all nitpicking a-holes, but yes. One day we may even see the flaws in Iron Man.
Iron Man isn't the Holy Grail of Comic Book Movies...
by Magunga
May 17th, 2008
02:25:34 AM
...so for those of you comparing Spider-Man unfavorably to Iron Man please take a moment to ponder. Obadiah Stane descended rather quickly into the foaming-at-the-mouth mad scientist rather abruptly and inexplicably built both a massive robotic suit of armor and piloted it flawlessly in relatively no time at all. The final battle was silly and rushed and didn't really jive with the pacing or tone of the rest of the movie. Most of the characters lacked real personality and the dialog was fairly standard action movie fare, save the ad-libbed lines by Robert Downey, Jr. Spider-Man may not hold up as well to repeat viewings as we once thought, but it did still have a sort of goofy charm to it. Spider-Man 2 was a vast improvement as Mr. Raimi tapped into his "Evil Dead" roots to give us one of the more memorable villainous "births" yet seen in a superhero movie. Spider-man 3 was riddled with flaws (and I in no way want to justify the direction those involved took this franchise), but they did provide us a few notable bits of imagery, particularly in the emergences of both the Sandman and Venom. The bottom line is this: what's popular now is not always better than what was popular in forgone years. The best movie ever made likely wasn't and won't be released this year, and it more than likely won't come out during the summer. 'Tis the season for bright lights, big booms and delightful cinematic absurdity.
Reboot this series
by Mullah Omar
May 17th, 2008
02:27:29 AM
I was never too impressed by Toby or Kirsten and would welcome a reboot of this series.
New direction...
by Sword23
May 17th, 2008
02:30:55 AM
Spiderman is one of the more interesting superheros, but I'm so fucking tired of watching the two main characters; they are such fucking loosers. Seriously, they need to recast these two and make them more likeable.
Damn you, George Lucas!
by Motoko Kusanagi
May 17th, 2008
02:59:31 AM
Damn you to hell!
flickchick85
by DocPazuzu
May 17th, 2008
03:19:31 AM
I think it's more of a result of seeing how Raimi focused on the weaker aspects of the previous two movies when making 3. I really liked the first one and loved Spidey 2, but the weren't perfect, of course. Spidey 3 exacerbated the weaker elements of its predecessors so it's not like the suckage of 3 came out of nowhere. It's failure was built in, but Raimi could have avoided it by concentrating on the parts that made 1 & 2 so great.

I also think Maguire and Dunst got a hell of a lot more weight to throw around than they did in the other two. 3 is full of those vain actorly moments where you can just tell the stars said "I wanna try this" or "I feel the character must be this way". They fucked the characters just so they could sing/cry/dance or whatever the hell they wanted to try as thespians rather than serve the property.

THAT'S what's pissing us off. We expected better from Raimi.

Get James Cameron and Jean-Claude van Damme!
by Knuckleduster
May 17th, 2008
04:37:47 AM
Been looking forward to that one for years now.
Iron Man isn't the Holy Grail...um yes it is..
by quantize
May 17th, 2008
05:01:46 AM
not only was the casting right (which has always seemed fine with the spidey and batman films) the actors actually DELIVER precisely the right tone..aided by a smartly paced script, and ESPECIALLY convincing CGI.
..no it wasn't perfect
by quantize
May 17th, 2008
05:03:58 AM
but it was a heapshit more satisfying walking out of the cinema than any of the recent Batman or Spiderman movies...that says a fuckin LOT.
No.
by BiggusDickus
May 17th, 2008
06:43:57 AM
No no no no no no.

Just leave it alone, ok? If Sony can fuck up a no-brainer like Venom (look, he's a big, muscle-bound dude in his thirties with a split personality, not a whiny, skinny teenager - what's so difficult to grasp?), they should not be trusted to touch the franchise ever again.

New ideas, new money and let's have that Dr. Connors/Lizard arc please! And then the REAL Venom. With Carnage.

What are the chances 4 and 5 could erase the
by CreasyBear
May 17th, 2008
07:52:30 AM
shitstain that was 3? I'm still numbed in shock from the drop-off in quality, energy, emotion, dialogue, pacing and overall style from 2 (one of my favorite movies of all time) to 3 (not even worthy of a cheap DVD buy). How do you get the same filmmaking team together and screw it all up? How?!
Please drop the organic webshooters argument.
by CreasyBear
May 17th, 2008
07:57:31 AM
Spidey should have had them from day one of the COMIC. He got all those other spider powers, why not shoot webs? It makes as much sense as him sticking to walls. And yeah, he's a bright kid, but he's going to just keep manufacturing this beyond state-of-the-art material all the time, and keep them conveniently in his pockets? It was a bad idea to begin with. Organic webshooters were an improvement. Screw canon.
SPIDER-MAN suckage...
by Mr. Bundini
May 17th, 2008
08:49:16 AM
Yes, it's time to give Sam Raimi a rest and bring in new blood. Whoever said that the Spidey films have zero rewatchability was right. The first hour of the first film sent shivers up my spine when I saw it in the theater - I was just so damn excited to see Spider-Man on the screen! But try to watch again and it's just all flat. And for all the Spidey 2 love, I'm sorry, that movie is way too flawed. Great fight scenes, Ock looks cool -- but... Oh, sure, Doc Ock can make his own nuclear fireball in his APARTMENT. Yeah. And then the same nuclear fireball just sinks harmlessly into the East River. Uh-huh. And Spidey gets some soot in his eye on the subway car -- and takes his mask off in public. NO NO NO!!! And I lost count of how many times he took his mask off in 3. (I'm guessing this was a studio mandate so that we could see Tobey's face as he emotes.) And why introduce Gwen Stacy?? I read somewhere that Avi & Sony said "the fans wanted it." Not this one. And they make her a MODEL?? And fun and vivacious. So basically they turned Gwen into MJ, and made me realize that Ms. Dunst is the virginal boring Gwen after all. Idiots. And Harry as Flying Snowboard Ninja Guy -- ridiculous. I could go on and on, but it's all been said on this board. I'd love for Marvel Studios to wrestle this property back, take stock in what was done wrong, listen to the fans, say FUCK OFF to Sony and the idiot studio types who've probably never read a Spidey comic in their lives - and redo the next film right. But I know that probably will never happen. But one can dream....
After watching IRON MAN...
by THE TRUE PINBACK
May 17th, 2008
09:08:16 AM
I think that it would be in Marvel's-and the fans-best interests to somehow get control of their characters back from the studios that have them. If, as I hope, IRON MAN wasn't just some lucky little miracle, then they should be handling their own propereties, not farming them out to studuios/filmmakers who don't truly understand the characters. I know I'll get derided for this, but the only Marvel movie that I have out-and-out hated was ELEKTRA. But there has been a lot wrong with their films. Granted, not everything can be perfect, but there is a lot of room for improvement. Start with the scripts, give thre writers time to get them right, not cave in to time constrained mediocrity. Get a director who truly cares AND understands the material, and then cast the film with actors who can pull off the roles, not just big names and/or someone who looks the part. But don't rush things! take the time to do it right, and you'll have a film that will not only stand the test of time, measure up comparably to the best the comic book-to-film genre has offered, but will probably satisfy most of the hard-core fans of this material. But also remember that there are many of the comic fans who are going to tear the film up no matter what they do. I have loved comic boooks for many years, but I know that when I enter a theater, I need to let the film do its own thing. Changes are inevotable, and some of them serve the purpose of the film in a good way. No one is ever going to bring a Lee/Kirby masterpice to screen verbatim, so get over it.
Defending Sam..
by Turtle_Z
May 17th, 2008
10:02:12 AM
Spider-Man 1 & 2 were pretty damn good, and 2 deserves to be ranked amongst the best Superhero movies ever. 3 was an abortion as anyone with half an eye open can see where the original script was and what was shoved in as fan service. The whole Venom storyline was so badly stitched in that it overwhelmed the excellent parts of the film, which were pretty much everything involving Sandman and the Harry with Amnesia story. As an approximation I would guess the original draft had Spidey concentrating on Sandman while Harry slowly regained his memory leading to a Goblin/Sandman team up in which Gwen Stacy (who would have had a more credible romantic role) would have died as spidey was forced to chose between MJ and Gwen. As I watched the film I could almost see this story, like a shadow in the background. The Venom thing was shoehorned in for fan service and made no sense at all and, as can be seen by the direction of those scenes, certainly didn't engage Sam Raimi. I honestly believe that the whole Venom episode was forced on Raimi by movie suits, and rather than walk away from all the work he'd put into the franchise he chose to soldier on and try to make a silk purse from a big pile of monkeys wank. Instead of ranting against Raimi who has proven himself again and again to be a visionary director and storyteller lets back him up and say "let him do his thing!" Get the studios to back off and let the man do what he does best- telling bastard good stories!
Are we getting 2 movies in 2 years..?
by Aethyrr
May 17th, 2008
10:27:43 AM
..since they're makin' it back-to-back style, I mean. Or are they gonna make us wait a couple years in between..? Anyway, hope they do more Spider-Man movies but not right now--hold on for a couple years..
Do the world a favor, kll a fanboy
by GasPain
May 17th, 2008
10:42:21 AM
Ban every fanboy from seeing or commenting on Spider-Man 4 and 5. If the movies suck? Who cares at least I will not have to hear about if for the next 30 years. They seem think Spider-Man 3 ruined their lives. Fact is their lives were already shit long before Spider-Man 3 was released or George Lucas "raped their childhood." Do the world a favor and stuff a grenade down the throat of the nearest fanboy. No wonder nerds get the shit beat out of them in high school, they open their stupid mouths and tell us what is wrong with Star Wars and Spider-man. No one cares what you think. Go die.
ITS ALL ABOUT THE SPIDEY SENSE
by crazybubba
May 17th, 2008
10:49:10 AM
I haven't noticed if anyone else has mentioned this, but the spidey sense has been way underutilized in the last 3 pics and that has bothered me a lot. So when the studios hire me to save the franchise there will be a lot more funny wise cracks during battles, the spidey sense will be reinstalled as a critical component of spidey's fighting powers and I'll scale back on the sappy, sentimental love story drama and bring a lighter tone to the movie.Yea thats the ticket.
A lot of room for improvemnet
by crazybubba
May 17th, 2008
10:55:02 AM
For all u fans who think the first two spiderman's were perfection I gotta disagree. The love story slowed down the pace and the action scenes left a lot of room for improvement (except for that slow motion scene where Doc Oc throws the car through the cafe). Also SM2 coped out just as badly as 3 with Doc Oc repenting at the end and then saving the day. That was some wussified shit. And then having spidey reveal his identity to MJ so early in the franchise--the fucking Kingpin of CopeOuts.
No More Comic Book Movies
by crazybubba
May 17th, 2008
11:02:59 AM
I was a huge comic book fan growing up, but a lot of these comic movies suck. Until the studios decide to do it right I'm gonna complain my ass off. So for all of u asking why people just come online to complain this is the reason why. What is the use of having CGI if these directors can't have really good,creative and prolonged fight scenes. The guys who wrote the comics knew how to do it, even the guys who do the cartoons know how to as well so whats holding back the movies. Even Iron Man could have had a more interesting foe to fight at the end.
2 MAJOR POINTS
by THE TRUE PINBACK
May 17th, 2008
11:07:21 AM
Here are two things that the folks behind these films need to stop doing. 1.) Villains are bad guys! STOP HAVING THEM REPENT AT THE END AND DON'T KILL THEM OFF! 2.) DON'T HAVE THE HERO CONSTANTLY REVEAL HIS IDENTITY TO OTHER PEOPLE. The novelty of this has long ago worn off. They wouldn't do it, so stop making it happen. Keep some of the mystery in it.
The reason there was no Spidey swings off ending in Spidey 3...
by Chishu_Ryu
May 17th, 2008
11:08:39 AM
...is because Peter Parker finally matures in this one. He is able to finish the film, not swinging for glory through the streets and skyscrapers of New York, but stand in the arms of what truly matters to him most, the girl in his life.

Listen, fanboys. Sam Raimi gets paid the big bucks by Sony 'cause he's a brilliant filmmaker. Most of you are not. He knows what he's doing. And if that means not giving you violence kick-ass craving foaming at the mouth fanboys, not what you idiots want, but what the film trilogy needs, that's what he'll do.

its all a matter of opinion chishu_ryu
by crazybubba
May 17th, 2008
11:25:29 AM
Raimi's just a man like u and me. If chooses to scale back on the kick ass violence all it means is that he doesn't like kick ass violence and must of the movie going public that knows almost nothing about comics doesn't want a lot of violence so the real fans are forced to watch the watered down mass appealing crap.
Spidey 3 Was an Abortion (& a Musical?!)
by cowboyone
May 17th, 2008
11:32:24 AM
WTF. I'm done w/ Raimi. Reboot time if this thing is gonna continue. I'd skew younger.
Spiderman 3 had more heart than the 1st two combined...
by Chishu_Ryu
May 17th, 2008
11:39:09 AM
The first two Spideys were all "ooh, Mary Jane is an angel, every fanboy's dream" and "Harry is a jealous little whining prick" and "Peter is such a pure hearted soul, so innocent..." In the third film, they were allowed to be real people. We saw how all three of our main characters had the capacity for good, evil, and bitchiness. I know most mainstream moviegoers just want the pure melodramatic fantasy in their summer movie menus, but somebody like me who craves a little more depth, Spiderman 3 was a welcome change of course.
"Dark Spidey" was a brilliant idea...
by Chishu_Ryu
May 17th, 2008
11:48:52 AM
It answered the What If? question of what if the wrong person had been bitten by the radioactive spider? It all goes back to the now classic line, With great power comes great responsibility."
$piderman
by canvasseamonkey
May 17th, 2008
11:53:01 AM
i don't even want to see another one, 3rd one was crap
S3 was a disappointment, but it has one of the best scenes of th
by Novaman5000
May 17th, 2008
12:18:51 PM
The birth of sandman was fucking amazingly well done. I just watched it on youtube again and I'm still impressed.
*best scenes of the entire trilogy.
by Novaman5000
May 17th, 2008
12:20:06 PM
God forbid the talkback system ever gets upgraded.
#3...
by THE TRUE PINBACK
May 17th, 2008
12:29:24 PM
All the third film did was turn Peter Parker into an unlikeable schmuck. His disco strut up the street was completely stupid and uncalled for. "They were allowed to be real people"...NOT!!! The fact of the matter is, they're not real people. SPIDER-MAN 3 took a left turn onto stupid street. A sign was hanging that said "DO NOT ENTER HERE" but Sony and Raimi decided to ignore that, and the result of their miscalculation has been seen by millions. Anyone who liked #'s 1 & 2 didn't like #3, and with good reason. It was not a good film, for a lot of reasons. It was like watching Marvel's version of BATMAN AND ROBIN. Those of us who like these kinds of movies want action and adventure, not character studies. The character of Peter Parker was just fine without Raimi turning him into a dislikable asshole. And they've stretched the Mary Jane crap farther than they should have. I got the feeling that the main people involved in the making of this film had ceased to care.
Let's take a look at what was wrong...
by THE TRUE PINBACK
May 17th, 2008
12:51:56 PM
There was a lot wrong witht this movie, I felt. THE SANDMAN-the special effects were awesome, but his character was all wrong. Trying to make him sympathetic was a mistake. There's nothing wrong with having a bad guy who is truly evil. And trying to retrofit him into the death of Ben Parker was just plain WRONG. It did nothing except cheapen what happened in #1. Letting him get away in the end was another big mistake. Spidey should have caught him. MARY JANE-They have worn out the Mary Jane Watson soap opera angle. It does nothing but slow down the film. It is nothing but repetetive and stale. GWEN STACY-They had already put so much of the Gwen Stacy character into Mary JAne inthe first two films that this was ridiculous from the get-go. She was annoying and her presence was pointless, unless of course you have some affinity for the soap opera jibba-jabba that they used way too much. There was simply nothing likeable about her here, so it was nigh-impossible to care what happened to her. PETER PARKER-The things that were done with his character in this film were unforgiveable. By jamming the Venom business (more on that in a second) down our throats, they tried but failed to do a dark Peter Parker. He was laughable, not scary. They made Parker look like an idiot, which should never have happened. This good-guy-turns-bad crap has been done to death. Enough already. VENOM-Here is a character that should NEVER have been in this film in the first place. All this stuff about trying to appease the fanboys is bullshit. The character of Venom isn't that good to begin with. And what they did with him here was a complete and total waste. They couldn't give him enough screen time to do him justice, anyway. If they wanted to use Venom, they should have left the Sandman out totally and focused on Venom and the horror aspects of the character and what he could do. It was all just glossed over, a truly missed opportunity. He was wasted here. ALL-IN-ALL, I felt like I was watching one-and-a-half movies worth of stuff jammed into one movie. It wa done in a very heavy-handed manner, with very little logic and no care for the characters and their true potentials. SPIDER-MAN 3 was-except for cool spfx-a total and utter waste of time. Whether it was the fault of the writers involved, the director of the studio big-wigs will no doubt be endlessly debated. What is evident is that they were all at fault in one way or another. If there is to be a SPIDER-MAN 4 or 5, then that all needs to be rectified, and I can't see anything short of some sort of new talent infusion doing that. Face it-they strayed off the path and need to be pulled in.
"Dark Spidey"
by RKO2285
May 17th, 2008
01:08:55 PM
I don't believe this storyline was used to its potential, while a good idea, it was rushed in the mess of a movie known as spider-man 3..
Pinback
by RKO2285
May 17th, 2008
01:12:29 PM
all good points.. movie was overstuffed... like u said, enough with the bad guys seeing the error of their ways... I'll never forget peter forgiving sandman and sandman blowing off into the wind... good lord that was awful..
and another thing
by RKO2285
May 17th, 2008
01:14:11 PM
y the fuck does every franchise have to be a damn trilogy? I mean seriously that shit is annoying
Dannyglovers_dickblood
by V'Shael
May 17th, 2008
01:14:23 PM
I said her life was turning to shit, not her career.

She'll be unemployable by the time this is ready to cast, and who knows.... maybe dead by the time it airs.

There's more...
by THE TRUE PINBACK
May 17th, 2008
01:19:44 PM
The pacing of SPIDER-MAN 3 was a study in poor editing. This thing had more starts and stops in it than a weather-delayed NASCAR race. This is the type of film that should have built a steady momentum from the first moment. It was almost like they couldn't make up their minds what in the film was important enough to pay attention to. It was way too much spread way too thin. I felt like they said, "Okay this and this and this and this need to be in the film, and we don't care how you do it, as long as it's all there." This film was stuffed so full of stuff that it was regurgitating on itself. After #' 1 and 2, I had hoped that Sam Raimi had a real handle on everything, but that proved not to be the case. This film needed to be rethought out and rewritten in a serious way. It was like no one could decide on what direction to go. I think that the ever-present villain of TIME was a big factor here. If Sony had given Raimi and company more time, then perhaps they could have done something with this. As it was, it all felt rushed and that took a serious toll on the entire production. I guess that it's like the old saying go's - TOO MANY COOKS IN THE KITCHEN... I think Raimi, instead of being given the freedom he had earned by what he had accomplished in the first two films, was pushed into doing things he never would have done under better circumstances. Maybe he was just too tired to give a damn anymore. One of the unsung villains here is, in my opinion, Avi Arad. As a producer, this guy thinks he knows what's good about Marvel Comic Books and their characters, but he has missed the mark on more than one occassion. I think that he's out of the picture now, which can only be a good thing. From the stuff I've read, he pressured Raimi to do things he didn't really want to do, and Raimi couldn't or wouldn't stand up to the guy.
Spidey 4
by Miguel De Barioz
May 17th, 2008
01:29:45 PM
Here's a potential heads up on what I think would be a good cast. Spidey - Ian McGregor (for the geeks) MJ - woman in Gladiator Aunt May - CGI Lex - Dan Shanks Thoughts?
Avi Arad
by THE TRUE PINBACK
May 17th, 2008
01:36:11 PM
The more I heard and read about Avi Arad, the more I was reminded of Alexander Salkind,Ilya Salkind and Pierre Spengler. Those were three were the producers behind the Christopher Reeve SUPERMAN films, as well as SUPERGIRL and some other stuff. Most agree that SUPERMAN THE MOVIE was a masterpiece. But the credit there lies with director Richard Donner and Christopher Reeve, not the Salkinds and Spengler. When Donner departed, those three managed to ruin the series. SUPERMAN 2 was pretty not as good as the first, and 3 and 4 were pieces of celluloid tripe. The fact is that some of theses producer types are control freaks who may be good at number-crunching, but when it comes to making good movies, they don't know jack shit. For the record, I'd like to say that this is not true of every producer. The trick is to find people who can work together to make a project the best that it can be, instead of playing power games that may feed their enormous egos, but only harms the films they work on in the long run.
Avi Arad part II
by THE TRUE PINBACK
May 17th, 2008
01:41:08 PM
I'm sure there are those out there who would argue that without Avi Arad, the Marvel films would't have seen the light of day. But I personally believe that sooner or later someone would have seen the potential of the Marvel pantheon and the films would have been made. The quality of those products would have depended on a lot of factors. Avi Arad was just in the right place at the right time. I doubt that it had anything to do with any talent he has. He left Marvel to do his own thing. His first film after his Marvel departure-a film based on the BRATZ toys. Draw your own conclusions...
Too bad Nicholas Brendan is too old now.
by CarmillaVonDoom
May 17th, 2008
02:01:13 PM
He may not have had the looks or acting chops down 100% but he would have SOLD the wisecracking Spidey that I think most comic fans appreciate the most. And Dunst as Mary Jane....WORST CASTING IN THE HISTORY OF COMIC MOVIES.
I think Spidey 3 gave audiences an alternate cast...
by Chishu_Ryu
May 17th, 2008
02:15:55 PM
...in the form of Topher Grace as Eddie Brock and Bryce Howard as Gwen Stacy. Those two characters acted as an almost Bizarro alternate parallel existence to Peter and Mary Jane. Bryce Howard played the almost perfect "man's woman", beautiful without the bitchiness. Topher played a more self assured wise-cracking Daily Bugle photographer, someone who would've pulled off the "wise-cracking" Spidey better. This alternate universe played well with the intro of the Venom symbiote, as the theme of the film played with mirror images. Again, this "mirror image" theme, this alternate existence idea, goes back to Spider-Man 1, when we first saw its utilization with Norman Osborn in that film's creepy mirror scene.

Just another of the many brilliant touches lost on many mainstream moviegoers in Spiderman 3, but happily picked up on by this friendly neighborhood film lover.

Topher Grace and Bryce Howard...
by Chishu_Ryu
May 17th, 2008
02:25:48 PM
...were a stark contrast to Toby Maguire and Kirsten Dunst. Again, I think it plays into the fact that Sam Raimi wanted to show the Marvel-style "reality" of Peter Parker and Mary Jane. That life wasn't perfect for them the way it was for Gwen Stacy, or seemingly for Eddie Brock (until he's exposed for the fake he is) Unlike Gwen and Eddie (up to a point), life is not perfect for Peter and Mary Jane. This goes back to what Stan Lee was trying to do with his characters back in the 60's, particularly Spider-Man, giving us super-heroes with regular everyday problems.
TRUE PINBACK re: Sandman
by Chishu_Ryu
May 17th, 2008
03:00:49 PM
Fyi, in the comics, Sandman eventually becomes a sympathetic character, even a do-gooder. I think this was first seen in an old issue of Marvel Two-In-One from the 80's when the Thing and Sandman have a drink together at a bar on Yancy Street.
spider-man 3 should have ended like this...
by GavinVanDraven
May 17th, 2008
03:06:50 PM
in the fight between peter and harry, harry should have been killed. this would have gotten rid of the batman and robinesque team up at the end, and would have been a better way for peter to realize the suit was changing him, rather than smacking MJ. spidey should have then confronted the sandman on his own, without MJ having been kidnapped (most overused plotline EVER). after battling to a standstill, spidey takes down the sandman by using downed powerlines to turn him into glass. peter stumbles into the church, the bells ring, the costume drops down onto brock, he becomes venom. roll credits. no sappy crying and no sappy sandman asking forgiveness and floating away.
and also...
by GavinVanDraven
May 17th, 2008
03:13:47 PM
the symbiote should have came to earth on the space shuttle as it returns from a mission to mars or uranus or wherever..... in a twist of irony, pete has to save MJ's ex boyfriend John Jamison from the shuttle before it crashes (think superman returns scene... only better)a "sample" onboard the shuttle attaches itself to peter... i think this would have been much better than the blob/slither/night of the creeps opening to the movie. and it would have given a much better reason for spidey to be getting the key to the city and such.
GavinVanDraven
by Chishu_Ryu
May 17th, 2008
03:25:42 PM
I do prefer your idea for introducing the symbiote. And the John Jamison character could have been utilized more, other than just as a sucker for MJ to dump in S2.

However...

I liked how Harry is able to make a choice and redeem himself to his friends and the world, and in a way, redeems the Osborn legacy. I liked how Harry becomes a hero. How he himself has realized that "with great power comes great responsibility."

I liked how even Sandman learns this universal Marvel truth. How in Raimi's universe, even a criminal can learn redemption and see the error of his ways, as opposed to being evil all the way to the electric chair. And remember, Sandman becomes a good guy in the comics.

Had the film ended with Eddie Brock becoming Venom, there would have had to have been a continuation of the story with Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst, James Franco, etc. and we can't be sure any of them would have come back for the fourth film. Sam Raimi was able to tie up the story arc of Peter, MJ, and Harry, however, which is the heart of this trilogy. Venom, imo, was always a lousy villain anyway and, imo, deserves minimal treatment in a movie.

Also...
by Chishu_Ryu
May 17th, 2008
03:28:00 PM
...it wouldn't have been good if Peter (even if he was "Dark Peter") had killed Harry. Not good at all. For parents, for the legacy of Peter Parker as a hero in the Spider-Man films, just in general. Spider-Man can't kill. It's part of who he is.
Sorry Chishu_Ryu
by hopewell1
May 17th, 2008
03:33:03 PM
I was too busy trying to ignore the plethora of lame coincidences, embarrassing dance and piano numbers, and illogical character decisions. Looks like I missed the brilliant and deep themes you caught.
Chisu-Ryu...
by THE TRUE PINBACK
May 17th, 2008
03:48:06 PM
This is a comic book movie, for Pete's sake. You're trying to read way more into it than is necessary. Too many people spend way too much time trying to psychoanalyze films like this. Save your effort. Have fun. Oh, I know about the Sandman, turning into a "good-guy"-I've been regarding comics since the mid-60's. But now he's back to being a villain, WHICH IS WHAT HE SHOULD BE! They realized their mistake and fixed it.
OOPS!!!
by THE TRUE PINBACK
May 17th, 2008
03:49:59 PM
I meant READING comics since the mid-60's. That's what I get for trying to type too fast. I guess it's like SPIDEY 3, not perfect.
You don't understand, PINBACK
by Chishu_Ryu
May 17th, 2008
04:19:32 PM
Analyzing films, finding the crazy sub-text, is fun to me. Dare I say, it's a thrill. I'm a student of film, and I like to bring the same level of criticism I'd bring to a Kurosawa or Fellini film to these "super-hero" flicks, because some of them, like Spider-Man or Hulk or Batman Begins can actually hold up under such scrutiny. Like I said, it's fun for me, so no worries.

As far as treating the material like a "comic book", that's probably what people told Stan Lee back when he was doing what he did back in the 60's. But instead, he went on to write the classic Spider-Man and Fantastic Four stories, the Silver Surfer, which dealt with universal issues like relationships, racism, raising a family, etc., issues usually left out of the "comic books" of the day.

Fair Enough, DocPazuzu
by flickchick85
May 17th, 2008
04:46:23 PM
You make some valid points, especially about Dunst and Maguire, both of whom I would be more than happy to see leave the series. And honestly, Raimi SHOULD be blamed for them. But I do think, with a good script and a new cast (Gyllenhaal wouldn't be a bad replacement, though as others have mentioned, I doubt he'd do it), Raimi could still be the right director for the series. Might. That said, he probably wouldn't WANT to direct a new cast, or what many of us would consider a "good script," since he does seem to actually like the eye-rolling stuff that kept me from loving the movies in the first place, so maybe it is time for a total cast/crew overhaul. I just hope they don't go The Incredible Hulk route and get someone uninspired like the Transporter director as his replacement.And I REALLY hope Maguire and Dunst don't come back, because I never warmed to them.
Spider-Man 3 was painful
by Captain RawBeard
May 17th, 2008
06:56:32 PM
They need to re-boot this franchise. Firstly Topher Grace would have been so much better as Peter Parker. Secondly Kirsten Dunst was crap as MJ. I reckon Sophia Bush would have been a lot better.

Also in the second film with Jameson's Son they could had him bringing back a metorite from his space trip, then maybe after the credits show the rock in a lab leaking black goo. Start of third film could have Spidey investigating an attack in the area and getting the symbiote on him.

Also Spider 2 or 3 could have at least started with him stopping someone like the Shocker from robbing a bank. I hope Marvel gets the rights back of Sony and sort out this mess.
ENOUGH with Iron Man!
by JTStyler
May 17th, 2008
07:31:57 PM
Firstly I thoroughly enjoyed Iron Man but this film does have fairly big flaws. More so than Begins which I did enjoy also, this film has severe 3rd act syndrome i.e. Jeff Bridges turns into just the worst type of cackling villain that this film seemed to be better than. Secondly, Terrence Howard was pretty redundant, having next to no charisma in his role whatsoever. And the final fight should have ended with Stark's line about the icing problem and not dissolving away into tedium. Lastly the final scene with Sam Jackson is absolutely rubbish. Exciting to realise the Avengers may be on the cards but Sam Jackson look awkward, and there is lack of any energy in that scene feeling incredibly tacked on. Does not compare to Begin's Joker surprise. The film is good fun, 7.5/10 but it is not on the X2/Batman Begins/Superman and yes I said it to all you Raimi haters who worshipped him four years ago, Spiderman 2 axis. That being said some of you lot will do your fanboy and start calling Iron Man the worst comic book movie ever as you lot are doing now to Spideys 1 and 2. Why are some of you people incapable of seeing shades of grey? Every film is either a masterpiece or the worst thing ever. I will make this clear though - Spiderman 3 is not the worst film ever, just a case of a director reaching for far too much and exceeding his grasp, It is not Batman and Robin, just a disappointment.
2 WORDS..... SECRET WARS.
by Damien Chowder
May 17th, 2008
08:18:19 PM
Reboot?
by rogueleader66
May 17th, 2008
08:28:24 PM
You morons want a reboot of Spidey this soon? Are you all fucked in the head? You cannot reboot a franchise so soon after the last film, you need to wait a good 7-8 years like they did with Batman, people need to kind of forget about the character for a while and then a fresh perspective will be welcome. Now I may be one of the few who did not think that Spidey 3 was as awful as everyone else seems to think, it was flawed, a bit sloppy, but I guess I just went with it and enjoyed it, maybe more than I should have. So explain to me why it made $336 million if it was so bad?
true, I'd rather watch Spidey 3 than
by samsquanch
May 17th, 2008
08:34:15 PM
any of the old Batman films, or the Superman films for that matter, but, fuck Sam Raimi and Bryan Singer for getting me used to some quality superhero films, and then pulling out the goddamn rug.

There are definitely shades of grey, but when you walk out of a movie shaking your head, and feeling slightly cheated and pissed off, it's fair to say "that movie sucked." Which Spidey 3 did.

Iron Man gets love because it's deserved, and it gives us hope for the future of superhero movies, just when that hope had been lost thanks to X3, Spidey3, etc.

That said,
by samsquanch
May 17th, 2008
08:37:43 PM
Raimi strikes me as a director who knows when he's shit the bed, so if he gets another chance I think he might make things right. It's a good time to wield the power of nerd influence- with the success of Iron Man, and hoping the Watchmen goes over well, and really hoping that The Spirit will do well (don't hold your breath though) The execs will be more willing to bend for Raimi and his kind bending to our will. That's the theory, anyhow.
Fairplay Samsquanch
by JTStyler
May 17th, 2008
08:41:13 PM
I'm just a bit tired of hearing that Iron Man is the Second Coming because when I did see the film all I saw was a very good film, nothing earth-shattering. Kinda of like the Pirates of the Carribean of superhero films - i.e. good summer fun! But you're are right - Marvel haven't given us a good film since Spidey 2 in 2004 so it's nice to be reminded that there is hope. I guess I'm not a fan of the hyperbole that's thrown around on this board all the time.
uh oh, here's another "it made so much money, it must mean..."
by samsquanch
May 17th, 2008
08:43:56 PM
It's a good flick" argument. Uh, dude, we don't discuss those kinds of topics here. This is a nerd forum, for people who like their nerd fare treated with respect and rendered with some care. If you want to argue box-office receipts go somewhere else.

To answer your question though, there are three simple answers off the top of my head: Marketing, Summer blockbuster season, and the success of the previous two films. Oh, and because even though we might know it sucks, we can't not go see the thing in the theater. Because we're nerds.

JTStyler- I hear that
by samsquanch
May 17th, 2008
08:45:00 PM
good to bring that stuff up just to keep everyone honest.
JTStyler
by Stevie Grant
May 17th, 2008
08:59:13 PM
Dead on assessment of Iron Man. It wasn't what AICN hyped it to be: that is, anywhere close to the geek-viagra/cinematic-ambrosia it was billed as. But, it was a fun and a decent flick.
The Harlem Globetrotters Meet Spiderman
by ricardomontalkhan
May 17th, 2008
10:16:17 PM
Why not? At least it would be more interesting then the drek they'll come up with. Hey gang... check out this hilarious new blog on blogspot. it's from a disgruntled network producer. It's called thebitterproducer
Spidey & Venom vs. Carnage
by JacksParasites
May 17th, 2008
10:30:40 PM
I will go on record as saying that I really liked Spiderman 3 and my opinion is that it's way underrated. Okay, sure, we didn't get that much Venom but then again, the story isn't about Venom; it's about the corruption and redemption of Spiderman because of the black suit. It seems to me that Venom was always meant be more of the aftermath of this particular story. Sure, I'd have preferred if there was a quick reveal at the end that Venom was still alive but they can always just tag that onto the beginning of Spiderman 4 instead and make Venom begin the film as a villain, then transition him into an ally of Spidey's against Carnage. That way the filmmakers would have more time to flesh out every unnecessary detail about the symbiote that they didn't have time for in Spiderman 3. And I think that could even redeem aspects of the third film that people had problems with. Now some possible subtitles: Spiderman 4: The Voyage Home Spiderman 4: Citizens on Patrol
George Lucas to direct Spidey 4 & 5...
by kirttrik
May 17th, 2008
10:46:21 PM
...and improve on the mistakes apparent in Spider-man 1 & 2.
Micheal Bay to Direct, Lucas to write produce.
by kirttrik
May 17th, 2008
10:47:19 PM
Brandon Fraser as everyone's favorite web-head.
by kirttrik
May 17th, 2008
10:47:53 PM
Tori Spelling as Mary Jane Watson.
by kirttrik
May 17th, 2008
10:48:50 PM
and introducing Felicity Huffman as Aunt May
by kirttrik
May 17th, 2008
10:50:35 PM
No no no no no
by Super Joker
May 18th, 2008
01:00:26 AM
Please let Marvel handle the next Spider-Man movie. Spider-Man 3 was the same as Batman Forever in terms of how the quality got shot to bits. That series has found itself in a dead end and prospect of a fourth has Batman & Robin written all over it. And considerring the laughable casting choices in part 3, with the exception of Sandman, I can see Kraven played by Arnold Schwarzeneggar, The Black Cat played by Julia Roberts and The Vulture being played by Richard Pryor.
Chishu_Ryu Epitomizes the problem with mixing genres.
by crazybubba
May 18th, 2008
01:10:33 AM
Chishu_Ryu Epitomizes the problem with mixing genres.
by crazybubba
May 18th, 2008
01:21:45 AM
Anybody whose read his talkbacks can tell he sees the trilogy from a filmakers point of view which is why he likes the movies so much. Most comic fans don't care about "good film making" they just want the movies to stay true to the characters they grew up reading. He completely ignores those aspects of spiderman that the fans enjoyed the most and focuses in on minor, almost irrelevant aspects of spiderman and the other characters.
Dealing with Universal issues is overrated
by crazybubba
May 18th, 2008
01:35:11 AM
Maybe Stan Lee was able to increase the comicbook fan base by appealing to universal issues, but thats not why i got hooked. When I read comic books I wasn't thinking "wow spiderman really reflects the teen angst I'm going through at this stage of my life". Nah, I just thought these were some really cool characters. Its the reason I prefered Marvel over DC. DC was overloaded with lame characters even though they did have a lot of cool ones. I'm interested in Universal Issues, but I'm not gonna read a comic book to learn more about them and dealing with issues like discrimination never attracted me to comics. I've always thought comics didn't have enough cool black characters and even in the 80's the white writers would use 60's slang like 'jive turkey' or 'slap me some skin' for their black characters.
Dude above
by Super Joker
May 18th, 2008
01:37:22 AM
Yeah but, they kinda messed up Venom in the same way as Harvey Dent in Batman Forever - a deep and complex character just thrown into the mix for the hell of it, a namecheck to fill seats rather than a meaningful addition to the story, with their all-important slow-burning origin and motivations glanced over and the fact both of them teamed up with the other villain of the piece which went totally against their characters. Then they did the same again only in it's extreme, for Batman & Robin. Who's to say Spider-Man 4 won't do exactly the same, as judging by the merchandise-friendly SPider-Man 3, that's pretty much what we're gonna get. I'd personally like for them to start again, do the Ultimate story or something. If only for someone else to have another crack at the Venom story. It'd be a crying shame if Venom never gets a good story in the movies simply because his story was done in Spidey 3. Maybe one day. 2008 will finally see a proper take on the Two-face character and put right all the sins Batman Forever made against that character. Hopefully, one day, someone will do the same for Venom.
peter kills harry > bitchslap MJ + travolta dance
by GavinVanDraven
May 18th, 2008
02:03:20 AM
the suit is evil. get it? peter would never do something like that without the suit on. the thing is, harry could have died in that scene, but didnt. peter wasnt even concered if he had lived or died. a bigger emotional punch would have been if harry DID die. he flung a grenade at him for christsakes
I did think the birth of Sandman was cool though
by Super Joker
May 18th, 2008
02:09:43 AM
That was by far the best scene in the last film and probably one of the best realisations of a comic book characters genesis I've ever seen. You could tell that was probably the one moment of the film Raimi wouldn't let anyone else f*ck with come life or death. You definitely tell which bits in Spidey 3 Raimi gave a real damn about, aswell as the ones he probably begrudgingly threw in (the entire Venom arc) due to studio pressure. The quality leaps about all over the place and you can definitely see the original vision for the movie, but it's been smearred and distorted a little, while some scenes were outright injected with chemicals to make it look pretty and left the film crying inside; popular but without any real friends.
I hope raimi comes back
by kK stoned
May 18th, 2008
04:16:40 AM
I thought he did a great job directing (especially on the first two) but the studios better leave him the fuck alone this time. Venom was pointless in SP3
Sandman was only underdeveloped because
by Larry Sellers
May 18th, 2008
09:17:27 AM
they shoehorned Venom in to introduce the symbiote as a conflcit for Peter. I wish they'd taken this back-to-back shooting approach with 3&4. The best parts of 3 were Topher Grace, Flint Marko's accident, the aerial fight, and the deliberately sober ending. There was no victory swing through the city at the end of this one. Peter and MJ embrace...fade to black. It was quiet, doleful, ambiguous, and STILL left it open for a sequel. The pieces were all there but no one managed to put them together in a coherent way. Gwen and dad need to sit the next one out unless they have some real significance. Unlike the typical fanboy, I'm not going to throw out any storyline suggestions for the next couple, I just want them to recast and make the story tight and comfy like the first two. And have Robert Downey Jr write some Spidey one-liners on the set?
However...
by Larry Sellers
May 18th, 2008
09:22:50 AM
Venom was the ONLY Spider-Man film villain that deserved to die. Even if Peter didn't mean to blow him to bits, Brock was just...evil and vindictive. Sandman, Ock, and GG all had redeemable qualities. I'm glad Venom wasn't given the "horrific experiment gone awry" treatment. Brock wanted it, he liked being the villain. That velociraptor noise was fuck-all though.
Venom was present throughout the entire film
by Chishu_Ryu
May 18th, 2008
09:25:41 AM
First as the blob/formless symbiote. Second, with Peter as its first host. Third, with Eddie as its last host, who also gives it the formal name. Venom is like the film's McGuffin, the entity that brings out the inner conflict of Peter, that brings out the nightmare scenario of an evil Spider-Man. The alien symbiote is the true villain in Spider-Man 3, and at the same time, it makes everyone, Peter, MJ, Harry, and Flint, look at their own selves in the mirror.
"Lame coincidences" in Spidey 3
by Chishu_Ryu
May 18th, 2008
09:39:29 AM
Is it possible that the alien symbiote, an obviously intelligent lifeform, actively sought out Peter Parker, the most powerful human being on the planet Earth? That the alien somehow directed its little "falling star" to land somewhere near Peter Parker?

And is it also possible that, the symbiote being a very intelligent crafty lifeform, perhaps actively sought out Eddie Brock, a soulless human being who wanted to kill Spiderman?

As for the freaky coincidence of Sandman being the guy who actually shot Ben Parker, well...in the past two films, the two villains were also somehow connected to Peter, almost father figures, Norman Osborn, his best friend's dad, and Otto Octavius, a sort of professor/mentor. Flint Marko obviously couldn't be any kind of direct father figure to Peter, but in a way, is more important. Marko unwittingly is the most important "father" to Peter, in that he is the one that makes Peter realize that "with great power comes great responsibility." This, then, completes the Trilogy of all three "human" villains being "surrogate fathers" to Peter Parker/Spiderman. Kind of brilliant if you ask me...

Raimi wanted to use Sandman and the Vulture..
by Mr Incredible
May 18th, 2008
10:23:57 AM
..which would have been way better than Venom. I suggest they consider using the Scorpion in the (Vin Diesel, anyone?) and add Smythe and a Spider-Slayer to the mix. Throw in the drama of Aunt May close to death; you have a cliffhanger for the fifth film. Introduce the Vulture (Robert Englund or Sir Ben Kingsley) and a Kraven hunting for Spidey (or maybe a Lizard terrorizing New York City) and you have two back-to-back films leaving room for another sequel. It's a thought.
Chishu Roy
by Miguel De Barioz
May 18th, 2008
01:14:51 PM
In my town if anyone spoke about a movie like that we would dress him up as a girl and let a Toro fuck him. Man stop taking too muck coke! I saw this movie with my Papa on DVD last month and I LOVED IT, what you're saying is balony, it's the sort of manure that an english guy would say. I think these films are great, I can't wait to see the first two. You need to take your fingers out of your Colo and start having FUN man!
Miguel Del Barrio
by Chishu_Ryu
May 18th, 2008
01:31:47 PM
Tell me Mike, do the people of your town also stone women to death for talking to some guy they're not married to or drop goats from building tops as an annual tradition? Maybe you and your fellow townfolk should finally step out of the 18th century and into the 21st, that is if the dictator of whatever 3rd world country you live in will allow you. Maybe the U.S. can do you all a favor and just invade your sorry country, then we can cram intellectual "English" garbage down your throats while a toro fucks you up your asses...

How's that sound?

samsquanch
by rogueleader66
May 18th, 2008
05:56:17 PM
I never said that "it must be a good film because it made so much" I have already stated it was the weakest of the 3 films, and yes a lot of stuff seemed "tacked on", despite it's flaws i enjoyed it. All i was doing was asking why it made so much money if it was as bad as everyone is saying. $336 million is an awfully large gross for a film that most people didn't seem to like isn't it? I know a large gross doesn't make a bad film good, but $336 million seems a bit much for a movie no one liked is all I am saying.
FANS ARE COMPLETELY WRONG. Please read this!
by enricociampa
May 18th, 2008
09:30:55 PM
Before Spider-man 3 Sam Raimi, his Spider-man films and the cast were the best. Now, after the third one, it´s the opposite. I think Spider-man 3 filed because Avi Arad wanted Venom in, and the script was done with Volture in his place (and Ben Kingsley for that role... it´s said in Spider-man 3 dvd´s commentary track). Then Mr. Arad told Raimi to do the change and now we have results for that.
BB > iron man
by Shadow Warrior
May 18th, 2008
09:36:39 PM
just had to react. I enjoyed iron man and im a fan but no way is it better than BB. i dont think it will age well, but bb will be a classic. and Nolan > Favreau.
Spider-Man 4: The Quest for Peace
by Paul T. Ryan
May 18th, 2008
10:11:45 PM
Hey, at least it's a cheap idea, reusing the same shot of Spidey swinging towards the camera 30 times! Not to mention obvious wires carrying him into the air on take-off! Also, if Spidey builds a giant net to carry Earth's entire Nuke arsenal, we at least know where he got the material!
with great power comes great responsibility blah blah blah blah
by crazybubba
May 19th, 2008
01:17:03 AM
I agree shadow warrior
by crazybubba
May 19th, 2008
01:24:21 AM
spiderman vs. shakespeare
by crazybubba
May 19th, 2008
01:26:24 AM
Spidey's next villian should be Hamlet that way we can have a really deep movie who cares about action.
Jump aboard the Spidy Hate Train
by Jabroni
May 19th, 2008
02:48:17 AM
It makes me laugh to see what a few years does to movies that were originally praised. Toby was a great choice now, he needs to be recast, are you fucking kidding? Toby IS Spider-Man. I do agree with letting another director have a crack at it to freshen it up a bit. I think Rami wants to move on to something else that isn't Spider-Man. Spider-Man 1 & 2 are excellent, 3 was silly at times and I was hoping for a darker story, but it is what it is.
Whats the big deal????????????
by crazybubba
May 19th, 2008
03:33:37 AM
I don't know why all the spidey-apologists are getting their panties in a bunch, if hollywood would just listen to a few of the criticisms a lot of the fanboys seem to be in an agreement on everything would be copesetic.
Hey Jabroni
by Captain RawBeard
May 19th, 2008
03:41:05 AM
I aint jumping on the Spidey Hate Train. In my eyes Toby was never a great choice to play Spider-Man. I will admit he was ok in the first 2 films and Spider-Man 2 was great (mostly). But Spider-Man 3 was terribly bad and watching Topher Grace as Eddie Brock proved that Peter Parker could have been played better.
What to do with Spider-Man
by Captain RawBeard
May 19th, 2008
03:55:33 AM
I reckon Spider-Man would make a decent TV series a.l.a Smallville.

Could mix up the history and timeline a tiny bit like Smallville did maybe following the Ultimate series. I reckon it is totally do-able.

If not then seeing as Iron Man is kinda set in the Ultimate universe then reboot the Spider-Man films in the same verse. (Once Marvel gets the rights back)
i agree Captain RawBeard
by Shadow Warrior
May 19th, 2008
04:07:54 AM
spidey 1 and 2 were ok (although too kiddy, colorful, with horrible cgi), but i always pictured parker as sharp and witty, and let's just say tobey doesnt look sharp or witty. maybe some think he IS spidey, but maybe thats because theres really no one to compare him to. kinda like keaton's batman was batman until bale came along.
Does it make sense that Peter Parker...
by Chishu_Ryu
May 19th, 2008
05:49:53 AM
...who has been a dork, an egghead, a misfit, a nerd, a social outcast his entire life would suddenly be the life of the party and a swinging dick just 'cause he gets a super-power? i wouldn't think so.

Tobey Maguire IS Peter Parker. Hell, he's more Peter Parker than the comic book Peter Parker. In comics, you have to draw your characters somewhat handsome, because, well it doesn't work any other way in comic book art. Tobey Maguire is the living embodiment of what Peter Parker should be. It was brilliant casting, and you should all be happy and thankful. Topher Grace...give me a break...

At first I thought that it said James Vanderbeek wrote the scrip
by Cotton McKnight
May 19th, 2008
09:54:03 AM
The guy from Dawson's Creek or whatever. But you know what? I bet you even that guy could come up with a better movie than Spider Man 3. That movie was HORRIBLE. I mean, it was really awful. I have no emotional attachment to Spider-man so I am not going to say I HATE it like I do Superman Returns, but I will say that Spider-man 3 was one of the stupidest movies I have ever seen. Seriously.
Didn't Raimi want to film 3 and 4 at once?
by tompiltoff
May 19th, 2008
01:39:58 PM
From what I understand, there was originally a script for Spidey 3 and 4, which encompassed the symbiote saga. Why didn't they do that?
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