Diablo's still hotter...

No, not the bore worms!

Foolish woman, this is the digital age, Photoshop can triumph over your censorship attempts anyday!!

Also, Orionsangels LOLs to you too for trying to make her feel guilty for your suffering. I feel your pain brother.

2. Fuck Brian Austin Green.

(This was my first aicn comment written on my Wii. This article`s really giving it a workout!)

look where the dudes head is.

That aint fat you tool! thems too tight tights!

You thought I was gonna say that other phrase, didn't you?

Coincidentally, Brian Austin Green has bucked his "has-been" status with a meaty role in the Sarah Connor Chronicles.

As for them as a couple, a 13-year age difference is not at all unusual in Hollywood.

The Spud would do things to that woman that even a thousand tentacled span of Chtulhu would have trouble keeping up with. Oh the fun I would have. Now watching BAG in Terminator: the Lena Headey Show makes me physically hurls. That he gets to tap that nightly...

There can be no God. And if there is, He's a cruel, cruel bastard. Except, of course, to Brian Austin Fucking Green...

No, I really would.

Ashamed!

After we've finished ogling the boobies, of course...

Looking at naked chicks is fine, even the feminists don't have a problem with it. If I'm going to be embarrassed by this site, it's because I'm in a flame war with some pimply-faced fat kid over whether or not Starbuck is the fifth Cylon.

Jesus Christ, Harry. What the fuck are you doing?

One point I think Karl was trying to make posting this here is that somehow doing nudity automatically leads to hard-core porn. While a fair argument may be made that we live in a modern-day digitally-enabled Sodom & Gomorrah society, it is something of a stretch to equate any and all performance-related nudity to the slippery slope Ms. Campbell references.

While the path she describes has been the one trod by many a struggling student or would-be actress (and a few actors), it stretches credulity to assert, for example, that Helen Mirren, by appearing nude in the NC-17 rated "The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, Her Lover", is likely to be starring in GILFs Like It Big Vol. 37.

It is also fair to point out the long history of nudity in art, from Greek statues to Michaelangelo's church work to live nudes sketched in student art classes pretty much everywhere today.

This is not to belittle the point Ms. Campbell is trying to make about the lamentable choices many young women make today. There does appear to be at least a circumstantial connection between the choice to become an "adult actress" and problems such as alcoholism, other drug abuse, prostitution*, and suicide.

There is still a fairly clear - if somewhat porous - line dividing "legitimate" from porn. While some dance on that line - Pamela Anderson, Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton - in most cases it's still fairly clear to the average person what clearly crosses the line and what doesn't. It goes to the intent of the artist or content-generator.

So, for example, I would argue Chloe Sevigny made an awful decision doing that scene in The Brown Bunny, as it clearly crosses the line, but I can see where an effective argument might have been made in the script stage or even on-set that the scene was there for artistic reasons. Halle Berry and Billy Bob Thornton's work in Monster's Ball equally clearly did not cross the line, not because its actual content was slightly milder, but because the scene was clearly earned and tastefully played. The intent of the scene was not titillation but emotional impact in the context of the story and the characters. The same is true, IMHO, about the nudity and sex in the aforementioned Helen Mirren film.

By contrast, Kardashian, Keeley Hazell, Colin Farrell, and a few others who've had sex tapes allegedly accidentally leaked, were shooting their own porn, IMHO. After the Pamela Anderson and Paris Hilton incidents (or on-purposes???), anyone who has sex in front of the lens of a video camera with a red light flashing has to know their carnal behavior is likely on a quick trip to the Internet's red-light district. None of these tapes were made for the express purpose of telling a larger story. They were all at best personal documents for private use, or at worst stabs at achieving greater fame and fortune through public exhibition disguised as personal documents for private use.

Her (or Karl's) apparent and quite possibly unintentional conflation of nudity for artistic purposes and nudity for prurient purposes notwithstanding, we should all wish Ms. Campbell the best in her future endeavors.

*BTW anyone doubting me on the prostitution assertion, do a google search on some of the high-end madams who've made a cottage industry out of peddling adult celebrities, including some Playboy Playmates who've done nothing more risque in front of a camera than taking off their clothes and prancing around. There are rich dudes who happily shell out into the mid-five-figures or more for the attentions of these women. It's not just hausfraus in Deluth with their subscriptions to The Star who are prone to the lure of celebrity, even celebrity as artificial as that generated by the likes of Hugh Hefner.