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The first set pics of Megan Fox from JENNIFER'S BODY hit the nets... NOT SAFE FOR WORK! NSFW! Seriously!

TITTIES! by Orcus	May 12th, 2008 02:24:34 PM
YES!
yum-yums! by just pillow talk	May 12th, 2008 02:25:55 PM
If those were in Transformers, it would be one of my favorite movies.
Looks better... by Cagliostro	May 12th, 2008 02:27:09 PM
with her cloths on.
Just so you know... by drewlicious	May 12th, 2008 02:28:35 PM
I'm typing this message one-handed.
Gentleman I can say it's safe to assume... by Dick Jones	May 12th, 2008 02:29:20 PM
...I'd hit it.
Hiy-Yi-Yi by Miguel De Barioz	May 12th, 2008 02:29:51 PM
Man oh man. What apair of titties. I rmember seeing my sister on her confirmation day getting out of the bath and her titties were not as big. I love USA. In Mexico we have no true titties, all we have are bitches.
god, i love her eyes by bacci40	May 12th, 2008 02:29:58 PM
ok...she has nice boobs...but her eyes are mesmorizing...i also like a girl who is secure enuf in her looks to allow a little bit of belly fat...but that fuckin tat is ugly
We've got wood Ghost Rider by MrInsidious	May 12th, 2008 02:30:24 PM
Requesting a fly by...
Miguel De Barioz...are you nuckin futz? by bacci40	May 12th, 2008 02:31:19 PM
nothing better than latin boobies..except maybe latin ass
My god - she's not actually orange by MrJJonz	May 12th, 2008 02:31:23 PM
After watching Transformers I felt sure she was bright orange. It's nice to find she isn't. Oh and yes I would even if she burnt the toast in the morning and I like my toast
I just have to admit... by Nefariouss	May 12th, 2008 02:31:33 PM
I been in love with this girl, and have been waiting for this moment for a long time and I have to say.... I AM DISSAPOINTED, maybe it's her stomach fat, maybe it's her huge nipples, maybe it's the cold and how pale she looks compared to her hot tan in transformers, but I am dissapointed.
Bazooka's! by fuck.wit	May 12th, 2008 02:31:57 PM
fap-fap-fap :D
Holy Shit! by merricks14yearoldson	May 12th, 2008 02:32:25 PM
Nice, but why are her nipples so light?
Cagliostro by Miguel De Barioz	May 12th, 2008 02:32:40 PM
You must be the biggest homosexual on AICN. How can you say she looks better with her clothes on?
What's wrong with her breasts? by Sawney Bean	May 12th, 2008 02:32:41 PM
Is she wearing pasties?
What th' !?!? by YakMalla	May 12th, 2008 02:33:01 PM
Why, these pictures aren't gory at all!
Nice by pk68	May 12th, 2008 02:33:16 PM
very nice...love the pastees...
Time to go violate my right hand by odysseus	May 12th, 2008 02:33:29 PM

Sawney by Quint	May 12th, 2008 02:34:07 PM
I think it's safe to assume that she is indeed wearing pasties. Either that or she's a vampire.
Mexican Boobs by MrInsidious	May 12th, 2008 02:34:19 PM
Are all triangular and oddly shaped, I've hit enough of El Trimo to know what they look like. I think they are designed that way to streamline feeding the 12 kids average they have. Either that or built for less drag when running across the border.
You all Guerrios by Miguel De Barioz	May 12th, 2008 02:34:20 PM
I guess none of you see real girls as you all to busy fucking your left hands while your mama washes your daddies ass.
Awesome pics...are those nipple coverings? by Rindain	May 12th, 2008 02:34:24 PM
Is that some kind of super thin material covering her nipples?
Aint it horny news by Tarl_Cabot	May 12th, 2008 02:34:32 PM
Nice. Who needs porn sites?
That by iamnicksaicnsn	May 12th, 2008 02:34:46 PM

Mexican Boobies by Miguel De Barioz	May 12th, 2008 02:36:09 PM
My mama had only 8 children before she died. Her boobies were firm and powerful, my brother was so strong he could throw a bucket over the roof of our home.
Mexican Boobies by Miguel De Barioz	May 12th, 2008 02:36:22 PM
My mama had only 8 children before she died. Her boobies were firm and powerful, my brother was so strong he could throw a bucket over the roof of our home.
That's pretty awesome, by iamnicksaicnsn	May 12th, 2008 02:36:30 PM
I do agree there's got to be something covering her nipples.... sadly.
She makes me glad I'm a man.... by thatpeterguy	May 12th, 2008 02:37:13 PM
.... I'll be right back.
Public service announcement by YakMalla	May 12th, 2008 02:38:29 PM
Much better pics over at wwtdd.com. And those appear to be translucent pasties, probably to keep her warm in the cold cold lake.
More on Mexican Boobs by MrInsidious	May 12th, 2008 02:38:42 PM
Im just saying Miguel that Chicano boobies are not shaped the same as they are here. Almost like you all hang weights from them at puberty to get that triangular shape perfected. Maybe an homage to the Mayan Pyramids.
Nipples OR GTFO! Nipples OR GTFO! Nipples OR GTFO! Nipples OR GT by Proman1984	May 12th, 2008 02:38:46 PM
Nipples OR GTFO! Nipples OR GTFO! Nipples OR GTFO! Nipples OR GTFO! Nipples OR GTFO! Nipples OR GTFO! Nipples OR GTFO! Nipples OR GTFO! Nipples OR GTFO! Nipples OR GTFO! Nipples OR GTFO! Nipples OR GTFO! Nipples OR GTFO! Nipples OR GTFO! Nipples OR GTFO! Nipples OR GTFO! Nipples OR GTFO! Nipples OR GTFO!
That's one diddle that can't be undood... by Batutta	May 12th, 2008 02:39:06 PM
Nice.
I have a McFeeling by mr.brownstone	May 12th, 2008 02:39:55 PM
this is gonna McBe a McGreat talkback.
How can you not tell those are pasties? by hank henshaw	May 12th, 2008 02:40:58 PM

Michael Bay, are you getting any ideas? by Rindain	May 12th, 2008 02:40:58 PM
After your failure with Scarlett in The Island, you can make up for it with Transformers 2 and Megan Fox!
Boiyoiyoiyoiyoiyoiyoiynggggggg by Dwide Shrewd	May 12th, 2008 02:41:33 PM

Mexican Boobs by Miguel De Barioz	May 12th, 2008 02:41:34 PM
I agree we have no real boobs in mexico. My brother lives with this Polish girl, she has great big titties man! We got her drunk one night and she passed, we all started grabbing them! My brother started crying "leave her you bastards' he says. My Papa tell him to grow up. i agree no good titties in all of Mexico.
Mexican Boobs Continued by MrInsidious	May 12th, 2008 02:44:08 PM
Miguel it is obvious that you speak the truth, it is not easy to admit that as a species, you goo backs have inherently bad breasts. Welcome to America, and good luck breeding them out.
tons of much better pics here... by Rindain	May 12th, 2008 02:45:35 PM
http://tinyurl.com/4lhyja
Muffin Top by Dignan666	May 12th, 2008 02:45:45 PM
Seriously. This is the hottest chickin the world? Really?
Miguel De Barioz by Sawney Bean	May 12th, 2008 02:45:46 PM
Man, I really hope you're joking because I'm laughing my ass off right now.
ARISE RODIMUS PRIME!!! by Alkeoholic77	May 12th, 2008 02:45:54 PM
I just had a transformation in my pants.
This is going to be a gripping film. by heyscot	May 12th, 2008 02:46:09 PM

Daaaaaaaaaammmmmmmnnnnnnn.... by Brunomac	May 12th, 2008 02:47:18 PM
Finally something on this site that doesn't make me feel like a big fag for looking at it. Keep up the good work boys!
meh she has pointy knees by Mr_X	May 12th, 2008 02:47:39 PM
who the fuck am i kidding.
Miguel De Barioz by Sawney Bean	May 12th, 2008 02:47:57 PM
How do you say pale girl with large nipples in Spanish?
Mexican Boobies by Miguel De Barioz	May 12th, 2008 02:48:41 PM
My mama (RIP) always used to say that 'the american girl is blessed with good titties but the yankee men have only cocks for picking locks!' Then my Papa used to say 'the American girl is blessed with good titties but the Yankee men don't have cocks and if they did they would only be good for picking locks!'
sigh This will be left for the director's cut by random dude	May 12th, 2008 02:49:19 PM
I know it, you know it...
Muffin top... by andyny29	May 12th, 2008 02:49:56 PM
I hate when chicks let themselves go like that. She needs to lose some weight.
But, um by Brunomac	May 12th, 2008 02:50:20 PM
does this bitch have an nipples, or are they airbrushed?
either she's wearing a body sock by Hive Mind	May 12th, 2008 02:50:38 PM
or they ain't real, and Gawd I hope they're real.
Oh my God I was fired! Why didn't you warn me? by ricarleite	May 12th, 2008 02:52:24 PM
Just kidding.
Muffin Top by Sawney Bean	May 12th, 2008 02:54:42 PM
Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.
All this talk of pasties... by YakMalla	May 12th, 2008 02:55:29 PM
...and no one's noticed the landing strip?
I would fuck her... by Gus Van Rant	May 12th, 2008 02:56:51 PM
Seriously. Nice titties...num num.
P.S. Right-click, Save As. . . by heyscot	May 12th, 2008 02:56:58 PM

NSFW! Yay! by greenstyle92	May 12th, 2008 02:57:14 PM
Fun! But why can't I clearly see her nipples? does she just have unusually pale nipples or is she wearing pasties?
Pasties, alas by YakMalla	May 12th, 2008 02:59:11 PM
It's very clear from the giant pics at egotastic that those are pasties. On the plus side, Quint's wrong - the pasties make this totally SFW.
Michael Bay is a genius! by DerLanghaarige	May 12th, 2008 02:59:59 PM
I wanted to see her naked so much during Transformers, but now that I see her, I gotta admit she doesn't look THAT good. Yes, she is sexy and probably it's just the Papparazzi-ness of the photos, but when I think of her with her clothes on in Transformers, she looked much hotter there. (I'm typing this with one hand anyway.)
And check out that landing strip... by Rindain	May 12th, 2008 03:00:14 PM
personal grooming is important girls, let Megan be your guide!
who the fuck by mrbong	May 12th, 2008 03:00:39 PM
is Megan Fox? i mean, nice jugs and all, but what's the big deal?
Pasties? You ask for "pasties" in the UK... by palimpsest	May 12th, 2008 03:01:36 PM
and you get meat pies. I'm not making this shit up. Mind you, we're in Europe, so the whole concept of covering up nipples is a mystery to us.
NNNiccce PPPPPPPicccsssssssssss.......... .. by YakMalla	May 12th, 2008 03:03:01 PM
.....buuuutt wwwhhaat'''''ss ttttttthe deaaaaaalllllllllll w//// tthhhiiisss kkkkkkeeeyboaaaarrrrrrrd????
P.S.: Now I declare my love for Diablo Cody! by DerLanghaarige	May 12th, 2008 03:04:26 PM
How many Oscarwinning writers do you know who do a splattermovie as follow-up to their Oscar winning, seemingly generation-inspiring feel good movie? Respect, Miss Cody!
Boy, she is ugly! by blackshuck	May 12th, 2008 03:05:19 PM
Just kidding, queers. (No offense to queers intended)
mrbong by YakMalla	May 12th, 2008 03:06:29 PM
Good point. Since she's never won an Oscar, these pictures are GROSS!
Shame about the skanky tattoos... by photoboy	May 12th, 2008 03:07:37 PM
... and the breast implants and the bad DSL job.
Jennifer’s Body by Sawney Bean	May 12th, 2008 03:08:12 PM
"Megan plays the titular Jennifer in the tale of a cheerleader that is possessed and kills her male classmates." Sounds like a winner!
I was expecting something Goatse-esque by johnnyjlawless	May 12th, 2008 03:08:16 PM
with that warning!
Are they going to give her cgi nipples? by Pops Freshemeyer	May 12th, 2008 03:08:37 PM
Just curious...
so what are these 'pasties' for? by johnnyjlawless	May 12th, 2008 03:09:17 PM
a special effects thing??
Damn you Labeouf! by erichaislar	May 12th, 2008 03:11:30 PM
Why can't i be a douche and make out with hot girls like her.
Isnt it weird 'nipples' make the pic more 'naked'. by ingloriousjedi	May 12th, 2008 03:15:27 PM
Anyone else find that weird?
I'll be in my bunk by c4andmore	May 12th, 2008 03:15:46 PM
boing
Just leave the nipples by ingloriousjedi	May 12th, 2008 03:16:34 PM
I'm just sayn'.
It's more work to airbrush them out of the photograph by ingloriousjedi	May 12th, 2008 03:17:31 PM
Why not just leave them
Thanks for that AICN by Giant Ape Balls	May 12th, 2008 03:17:37 PM
Now I don't have to go and see this flick. Unless there's jiggling. And bouncing. Maybe I'll rent it just to be sure. And I hope you guys talking about fat are joking. If not go and look at some pics of Amy Winehouse. That anorexic heroin chic is probably more your thing.
Airbrush - 1, Nipples - 0 by ingloriousjedi	May 12th, 2008 03:18:17 PM

What's the point of nipple coverings? by TallBoy66	May 12th, 2008 03:19:52 PM
Is it protecting her dignity by putting on flesh-covered nipple coverings that cover her flesh coloured nipples? Sounds kind of redundant to me.
People who use airbrush to remove nipples by ingloriousjedi	May 12th, 2008 03:20:02 PM
need to use there power with the same responsibility to a cop holding a firearm. Keep the safety on.
My Erection is not safe for work by Mr. Mcpoops	May 12th, 2008 03:20:14 PM
She's a pretty lady.
Jennifers body looks like shes been smoking crack by Mysterious Yobo	May 12th, 2008 03:20:33 PM

Those aren't pasties. That's the result of some crazy sex by Mr. Mcpoops	May 12th, 2008 03:21:04 PM
Fuck you BAG
Think wtwice before you use airbrush to remove nipples. by ingloriousjedi	May 12th, 2008 03:21:11 PM

Anyone remember MAC & ME? by Mysterious Yobo	May 12th, 2008 03:21:26 PM
This bitch looks like one of those Alienz!
Yawn by YakMalla	May 12th, 2008 03:23:53 PM
Wake me when she's wearing a Starfleet 2265 duty uniform.
Hotter here than Transformers by Gwai Lo	May 12th, 2008 03:24:09 PM
And not just because she has her top off. You guys put too much value on the pumpkin tan, Maxim style airbrushing and .0001% body fat aesthetic. This is where it's at, her natural skin tone looks great and the 2-3 pounds she packed on, mostly to those supple boobs, is even greater. I'm not sure how much makeup they have on her here but if this is what she looks like dripping wet with none on even better. What's that on her belly, tattoo, c-section scar maybe? Who cares... She just went up a notch in my opinion
This is what you do with films to get publicity. by ingloriousjedi	May 12th, 2008 03:24:18 PM
Nothing wrong with that
If you don't think she's hot you're a queer! by QuiGonnJin&Tonic	May 12th, 2008 03:25:44 PM
Not that's there anything wrong with that. Anyway TITTIES!
I remember Mac & Me by Gwai Lo	May 12th, 2008 03:26:00 PM
Or as I like to call it, ET2: Electric Boogaloo
Wow. by JimmyLoneWolf	May 12th, 2008 03:26:07 PM
That's it. Just. Wow. I'd heard rumors she got naked in this flick. I guess they're true. She looks incredible. Diablo's still hotter...
Thanks Gwai Lo for your detailed analysis by ingloriousjedi	May 12th, 2008 03:27:04 PM
I was intrigued by your level of detail and thought.
Can someone airbrush some nipples on there? by Gwai Lo	May 12th, 2008 03:27:13 PM
Guys that did Gollum or King Kong maybe?
That's what I'm here for by Gwai Lo	May 12th, 2008 03:28:03 PM
Cogent analysis
If you read Gwat Lo's message as if it was by ingloriousjedi	May 12th, 2008 03:29:21 PM
Patrick Bateman saying it it's funny as hell.
What, no "NINO"? by Lord Haw Haw	May 12th, 2008 03:29:24 PM
No "Pasties on Megan Fox = Nipples on Batman"? I figured to seee it five posts in, maximum.
Diablo Cody by Gwai Lo	May 12th, 2008 03:31:31 PM
Maybe her stripper career means that she'll bless us with lots of nudity. I couldn't have been the only one wondering why they didn't show explicit penetration when Bleaker slipped one past the goalie in Juno. Maybe that will be on the Unrated DVD
H-O-T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! by LaserPants	May 12th, 2008 03:32:18 PM
Dude, seriously, she might not be able to act, but does anybody really care? She's gorgeous. A dame to kill for.
Nipples on Megan Fox = by palimpsest	May 12th, 2008 03:32:52 PM
Pasties on Batman. Joel Schumacher - I'm talking to you.
ingloriousjedi by Gwai Lo	May 12th, 2008 03:33:21 PM
Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.
LMAO @ ingloriousjedi by QuiGonnJin&Tonic	May 12th, 2008 03:34:24 PM
that's funny as fuck
Nice Gwai Lo by QuiGonnJin&Tonic	May 12th, 2008 03:35:58 PM
Thanks for the laughs
Apparently, working on TRANSFORMERS burned off her nipnips. by Nosferatu Jones	May 12th, 2008 03:36:32 PM
Damn you, Michael Bay! This time you've gone too far!!!
American Psycho! by LaserPants	May 12th, 2008 03:36:54 PM
LOVE that movie.
Gwai Lo by erichaislar	May 12th, 2008 03:38:11 PM
Bravo for that last one. Really.
To those nitpicking about her looks.. by C Legion	May 12th, 2008 03:43:01 PM
you are one of three things. Gay, female or you're straight and have never had sex before.
Re: Megan Fox's pumpkin orange Transformers glow: by CreasyBear	May 12th, 2008 03:44:24 PM
Are we sure this wasn't just Michael Bay's proclivity for the orange filter? Oh, wait this talkback is about masturbation.
On topic: the longest word you can type with your by CreasyBear	May 12th, 2008 03:46:28 PM
right hand is "lollipop". With your left hand, it's "stewardesses". So you can get quite a bit of self-pleasuring done if you're ambidextrous and eager to write about lollipop stewardesses. (Would make for a good band name, anyway.)
Other than the dumb tats, seriously hot. by Kurutteru Yatsu	May 12th, 2008 03:47:05 PM
All the assholes talking about muffin tops and fake tits/lips can fuck right off. I really hope she signs on for the HACK/SLASH film.
Who knows by Gwai Lo	May 12th, 2008 03:48:40 PM
Maybe Diablo and Megan had a feminist pow-wow where they decided they could take ownership of their bodies by showing them to us without clothes on. I'm still crossing my fingers for nude scenes. This is just as good though, it's not like I really have to furrow my brow to imagine nipples on those glorious pudding sacks. Now I'm waiting to see bush shots.
stewardesses by Leopold Scotch	May 12th, 2008 03:51:16 PM
stewardesses stewardesses stewardesses... that's all I can really say at the moment. And yes, three stewardesses is all I could last.
I am all for bush, who's with me?! by QuiGonnJin&Tonic	May 12th, 2008 03:51:53 PM

A white naked chick online by instruction	May 12th, 2008 03:55:25 PM
never thought I'd lvie to see the day
Nipples by supertoyslast	May 12th, 2008 03:55:31 PM
A cheerleader slasher flick and the main actress doesn't show her nipples? At least now I know the main reason for seeing this film is absent.
You People Are Easily Pleased by DOGSOUP	May 12th, 2008 03:56:11 PM
Throw titties in any movie that sucks and you're happy. I wonder if Speed Racer showed Christina Riccis tits if it would have doubled its intake......shit....it totally would. Megan Fox is Plain. Nothing special. Seen her a million times before. Shes a clone. Not interesting.
A white naked chick online by instruction	May 12th, 2008 03:56:14 PM
never thought I'd live to see the day
"Well, I saw the pics, saved myself 8 bucks." = quote of the day by instruction	May 12th, 2008 03:58:30 PM
well done
this bitch should be doin' porn by instruction	May 12th, 2008 03:58:49 PM

Not the hottest woman alive... by Baked	May 12th, 2008 03:58:59 PM
No, I can't give it to her. Pretty girl, though. Oh, and she's engaged to Brian Austin Green, so let that simmer.
yay. by SkeletonParty	May 12th, 2008 03:59:35 PM
This is going to be an excellent film.
AICN owes me a new pair of pants... by Spamster	May 12th, 2008 04:03:15 PM
..cause mine just EXPLODED!
Are we not still men? by Gwai Lo	May 12th, 2008 04:03:59 PM
You naysayers are crazy, and if you don't still get simple pleasure from seeing tits in movies I pity your blackened, shrivelled hearts. If this yatch actually shows anything I'm giving her an honorary Mathilda May in Lifeforce award.
Speaking of Christina Ricci's tits by Gwai Lo	May 12th, 2008 04:05:50 PM
They were looking great in Black Snake Moan.
She's got ugly hands and... by alienindisguise	May 12th, 2008 04:06:09 PM
I thought they'd be bigger.
nice by El Borak	May 12th, 2008 04:07:33 PM
save as ...
Aaah LIFEFORCE by palimpsest	May 12th, 2008 04:09:43 PM
For nudity beyond the call of reason, Mathilda May, we salute you. Just think, gang, in some alternate universe somewhere, there's a cut of FLASH GORDON where Ornella Muti performs her role entirely in the buff.
i have desiphered her tattoos on her side by rsdigi	May 12th, 2008 04:11:46 PM
they say "i fuck brian david austin green" and i have a weird roll and blurred tittys
Mathilda May sit on my face by Gwai Lo	May 12th, 2008 04:14:13 PM
So can Rona De Ricci from Stuart Gordon's Pit and the Pendulum.
Ricci's tits by Kurutteru Yatsu	May 12th, 2008 04:15:22 PM
It was bad enough when she got the reduction, but that huge fucking bird tattoo she got on the right one nailed the coffin shut. Why oh why couldn't she have gotten naked in Opposite of Attraction? That was the best she ever looked.
And for that matter by palimpsest	May 12th, 2008 04:15:39 PM
Cherie Lunghi in EXCALIBUR
by MikeTheSpike	May 12th, 2008 04:19:15 PM
I dunno, shouldn't we not be going nuts over this? What have we become?
I'd buy that for a dollar by GodMars	May 12th, 2008 04:22:27 PM
Megan Fox, she keeps it real.
Palimpsest by toadkillerdog	May 12th, 2008 04:24:11 PM
The Ornella Muti comment brought me out of hibernation and put a smile on my face! No, not the bore worms!
i've deciphered the tattoo text by Mr_X	May 12th, 2008 04:28:47 PM
it says i've fucked Mr Z, which is a pity as im mr x
I think more people are looking at this article than they are co by instruction	May 12th, 2008 04:29:07 PM
No way this doesn't have more comments by now
cgi nips 4tw by palewook	May 12th, 2008 04:29:31 PM
this already beats xformers
I think more people are looking at this article than they are co by instruction	May 12th, 2008 04:30:49 PM
No way this doesn't have more comments by now
With The Pasties On I Can't Even Tell They're Boobies! by LaserPants	May 12th, 2008 04:30:52 PM
Haha! Seriously, though, like why even bother with the pasties? Still, it would be fun to take them off with my teeth before I fill her (and/or coat her) with my seed.
Ohhhhhhh sweet mystery of life... by Major Hockshtetter	May 12th, 2008 04:31:06 PM
...at last I found yoooooouuuu!!!
I think more people are looking at this article than they are co by instruction	May 12th, 2008 04:31:42 PM
No way this doesn't have more comments by now. Sorry for the multiple posts by the way, but AICN is cutting my shit off
There Would Be More Comments, I'm Sure by LaserPants	May 12th, 2008 04:31:56 PM
But its hard to jerk off and type at the same time.
It's official: Canandians Don't have Nipples. by Eunuch Provocateur	May 12th, 2008 04:33:50 PM
That's disappointing. Fuck pasties.
Very cute. by fiester	May 12th, 2008 04:34:41 PM
I give her two thumbs up.
This site just got better!!!! by Annie The Pod Racer	May 12th, 2008 04:34:59 PM
I got tired of jizzhut.com anyways-
What the fuck's up with her nipples??? by Sadat Quoraishi	May 12th, 2008 04:36:13 PM
Still at least I've discovered that I've run out of tissues...
Yeah instruction by Leopold Scotch	May 12th, 2008 04:37:34 PM
The site cuts off your subject line if it's too long. Stops all the cunts from steeching the whole talkback page like they used to. Oh yeah, and... um... something about tits...
Now THERE is a girl who's taken lots of cock... by conspiracy	May 12th, 2008 04:38:14 PM
Nice big udders with half dollar nips, a touch pasty, cheezy "Angelina-ish" white trash tattoo on the ankle... But I degress...no doubt she is a stunningly capable actress, her skills brough real depth and emotion to Transformers; really why would Bay have cast her if she wasn't? ;) Some people say he felt guilt about knocking that hole through the back of her head during casting...but I'm sure thats not the reason. After all..look where she is now...it isn't just any actress that can play a Demon possesed cheerleader.
that should be stretching by Leopold Scotch	May 12th, 2008 04:40:28 PM
T and R aren't even on the right hand side of the keyboard. I have no excuse.
nice to see a little bush by sith_rising	May 12th, 2008 04:43:14 PM
in that first pick. glad she's not completely clean shaven like so many internet chicks. i like a little runway to guide the plane to the hangar!
This proves my year-old theory... by jimmy rabbitte	May 12th, 2008 04:49:27 PM
...Megan Fox would look great without a shirt on.
Only downside: by fiester	May 12th, 2008 04:50:29 PM
She got quite a few really godawful tattoos. I have nothing against ink on hot women--but get something good! Not ugly junk that looks like it was done by a drunken chimp. And DO NOT put any ink on the titties! I agree with the bloke above decrying Riccis ridiculous chest tat that ruins her rack.
ALL wrong! by IForgotAbout19	May 12th, 2008 04:52:25 PM
Costume needs to be yellow and blue! And the underwear is supposed to have cherries on it. COME ON EXECS!
I like this pic better by DynamixRo	May 12th, 2008 04:52:45 PM
http://tinyurl.com/4mql3s She seems to be in great shape. Skeleton skinny isn't sexy.
I bet those nipple coverings can be by Sadat Quoraishi	May 12th, 2008 04:53:35 PM
knocked off with a jet of liquid.
28 images of megan topless by palewook	May 12th, 2008 04:54:56 PM
http://tinyurl.com/6ckzpn
When will we see by IForgotAbout19	May 12th, 2008 04:55:58 PM
Topless photos of Bush? COME ON OLIVER!
Riccis Tit Tat is trashilicious by conspiracy	May 12th, 2008 04:58:29 PM
One tat may be a good "target"...but every tashy girl has at least one tat; Multi-tats are hot...Turns a boring One target girl into a veritable shooting gallery of fun!
Lest we forget... by palimpsest	May 12th, 2008 05:00:00 PM
...this movie is directed by the hack responsible for the AEON FLUX movie. No amount of nipple-free funbags will get me into a cinema, I'm afraid...
haha. "stomach fat" by noiretblanc	May 12th, 2008 05:00:41 PM
fat? jesus. how fucking fastidious
You guys need to meet a girl who's... by AngelinasOilBoy	May 12th, 2008 05:00:52 PM
...last name isn't .jpg
She said once in Rolling Stone by IForgotAbout19	May 12th, 2008 05:02:06 PM
That she thinks she looks like Steve Buscemi from some angles. So I'm trying to picture his head on that nice pale meatwagon
I'd like to see the belly fat on some of you fuckers by kiddae	May 12th, 2008 05:03:19 PM
No wait, that'd be gross.
Tarl_Cabot by Automaton Overlord	May 12th, 2008 05:05:37 PM
I love your screen name. I'm glad to see I'm not the only one on here who reads the Gor books.
Yum-yum-eat- by thegreatwhatzit	May 12th, 2008 05:07:01 PM

And to think Tim Berners-Lee did all that work by palimpsest	May 12th, 2008 05:09:04 PM
so that one day, whey-faced lardasses like you and me could discuss the relative merits of the unnattainably hot in the privacy of our parents' homes...
Well, if anyone needs me by Itchy	May 12th, 2008 05:12:06 PM
I'll be in my office yanking my crank until it's raw. It may be the only action I get for a while, since my wife just walked in on me looking at those pics and said "you're pathetic - that doesn't even count as a nudie pic"
Yum-yum-eat-'em-up by thegreatwhatzit	May 12th, 2008 05:14:19 PM
It's a catch phrase from an ole' LITTLE RASCALS comedy--and applicable here. Before dropping Fox in a pot (and watch her deliciously sweat), she's have to slip into a whipped cream bikini for a pre-dinner dessert (missed lunch, sorry). The movie sounds like a direct-to-DVD lemon spit-out by Lion's Gate (can't understand Ms. Fox's choice of script right after a blockbuster--junky movie, but a blockbuster). But she makes me forget about gas prices, Hillary Clinton (RIP you ole cunt) and my former in-laws.
Where are the ***** niples????? by Underdogthe3rd	May 12th, 2008 05:16:22 PM
The *****!!!!
nice tats shit actress.. by semisaj	May 12th, 2008 05:19:10 PM

Roger Ebert gives 2 Thumbs up for Jennifer's Body by ev1ldead	May 12th, 2008 05:23:04 PM
and 3 for Megan's.
can't wait for the cody backlash on this one by necgray	May 12th, 2008 05:23:20 PM
How long before armchair critic asshats start bemoaning Cody's script? Oh, and yes, those pictures are hot. Though contrary to some hereabouts, I think the girl could do with a few more meals. Not a 7-course, but maybe a dessert or two...
That's a fantastic... by poeticwarriorII	May 12th, 2008 05:31:54 PM
tit job. Jesus, I'd jackhammer that hearty wench until there was nothing left but teeth and hair!
Underdogthe3rd, sadly we'll have to catch... by poeticwarriorII	May 12th, 2008 05:33:27 PM
her on the downside when she's desperate. then we'll be able to feast our eyes upon those luscious surgically altered teets in all their glory!
Ain't it Cool Nudes ? by RobinP	May 12th, 2008 05:34:39 PM
Aw come on - SOMEBODY had to say it. Having said that, I would dearly love to check the oil in her love sump !
So it's a kids film then? by Quake II	May 12th, 2008 05:34:44 PM
Sweeeeeet. She was the second best thing about The Transformers movie (the first was the C-130 firing at the Scorpion Decepticon). The best thing is that she's as hot as Jennifer Connely BUT Megan shows us her soft, perfect body!
"what's up swamp thang, your dinkly doodles shrinkin all up in t by drturing	May 12th, 2008 05:36:29 PM
dear blog in router above, mary beth has gone all section 8 on us and whack-a-mole a few jock cocks for shits and giggles! as an aside, that got me thinkin, what's up in the ding dang doo with all those dongs in the locker room?" thass right, i've got the script and that is some actual diablo cody style dialogue from what is going to be an awesome movie.
OH.MY.GOD. by EARTH	May 12th, 2008 05:42:44 PM
Bloody hell!
Wow... this is the best talk back ever : ) by Mace Tofu	May 12th, 2008 05:46:40 PM
I just got up and was checking my email and drinking some coffee and... WOW titties! Didn't see these two coming but thanks AICN, this was cool : )
Does she have a red scar on her stomach? by Piltdown Joey	May 12th, 2008 05:47:14 PM
Just above her navel.
PRETTY sure she's wearing pasties... by SchalaZeal	May 12th, 2008 05:51:19 PM
...over her nips. How do I know? I wear them myself!
Hmmmm, something is... by poeticwarriorII	May 12th, 2008 05:54:52 PM
definitely there. We need full on close-ups. Maybe she had a skanky tat removed.
OMG SHE'S SO FAT!!! by Orionsangels	May 12th, 2008 05:55:34 PM
I just wanna make her feel bad if she's reading this. That's what you get HO for never fucking me
you people are sad..lol by Bouncy X	May 12th, 2008 05:55:51 PM
if you call what she has belly fat.....no fucking wonder women have body issues...god she's thin, a wee little thing. if this is overweight in any sense, i feel sorry for all the girls who actually are a little chubby or curvy..i mean if she's fat, i guess someone like angelina jolie must be a whale.
whats the point of the nipple covers by BurgerKing	May 12th, 2008 06:02:38 PM
OMG I'll let everyone see my entire exposed breasts, but god forbid they see my holy nipples, must insist they are covered up! Foolish woman, this is the digital age, Photoshop can triumph over your censorship attempts anyday!!
Bouncy X by neverhed	May 12th, 2008 06:06:02 PM
I agree completely. You have to keep in mind, though, that none of the guys posting that bullshit have never seen any flesh that hasn't been airbrushed. AIN'T TIT COOL?!
BurgerKing by Bouncy X	May 12th, 2008 06:07:38 PM
the covers make sense because in hollywood, as long as you dont see a woman's nipple, its not considered nudity and a lower rating can be achieved. i'm sure this movie is aiming for pg-13. this isnt a fact-based rule, just something i've noticed over the years.
AngelinasOilBoy LMAO by BurgerKing	May 12th, 2008 06:10:00 PM
It's so true. As if anyone here would pass up an opportunity to nail her because "oh sorry your leg tattoo is a little too 'trash' for me, sorry".. Also, Orionsangels LOLs to you too for trying to make her feel guilty for your suffering. I feel your pain brother.
Megan Fox: "I don't do nudity" Director: "what if we put band ai by Mace Tofu	May 12th, 2008 06:11:12 PM
" what if we put band aids on then it would be like your wearing a skimpy bikini...." Megan: " OK as long as I'm not naked." This kind of compromise is still a win for fanboys and with that cold lake water I'm sure they went thru a few nippy moments when the strips fell off. Please post some pics if you were on set when that happened. Cold water = nippy thrills
Not a hater... by enderandrew	May 12th, 2008 06:13:34 PM
I'm not one of those haters who constantly bags on hot chicks saying I'm above them and all, but I don't think she is the hottest woman on the planet (as she was recently voted). Literally, I can honestly say I've had at least two girlfriends I'd consider hotter than her. Some of the average co-eds in SoCal can give her a run for her money.
Screw this I got HQ versions! by Orionsangels	May 12th, 2008 06:14:48 PM
http://tinyurl.com/5579kq - http://tinyurl.com/5vvuof - http://tinyurl.com/65yhhq - http://tinyurl.com/5a4jld - http://tinyurl.com/63t7p2 -
I think these pictures have just sold the film. by DarkJediStoops	May 12th, 2008 06:16:33 PM
You might as well just admit it.
Now Thats a MacGuffin. by Rando Calrisian	May 12th, 2008 06:17:24 PM
I'm just saying.
BurgerKing by Orionsangels	May 12th, 2008 06:20:06 PM
Your name made me hungry. Feel my suffering!
not safe for work? by La Frog	May 12th, 2008 06:21:02 PM
so a picture of a young woman going out of the water topless is not safe for work in your country? how amusingly decadent.
Ms. Fox, let me put this delicately... by Head In A Box	May 12th, 2008 06:22:43 PM
I......would like.....to PLOW you.
She has pasties on her nipples by Orionsangels	May 12th, 2008 06:23:53 PM
its safe for work
A poem for Megan by Head In A Box	May 12th, 2008 06:25:26 PM
Could you would you on a train? could you would you in the rain? Could you would you Megan Fox? Could you would you with Head In A Box? ...notice I left out the part about the goat?
BurgerKing, with the lights out I didn't notice her tats by Mace Tofu	May 12th, 2008 06:27:55 PM
"...with the lights out I didn't notice her tattoos.
Head In A Box, once in a lifetime something... by poeticwarriorII	May 12th, 2008 06:31:39 PM
so artistically relevant and genius comes to every man. You sir, have just had that moment. And yes, this film has just been sold, even if it has TheQueef in it standing behind a tree whacking off in the background.
Good god by Bob of the Shire	May 12th, 2008 06:36:27 PM
I would ravage that with a fury not even the gods could fathom.
men are such pigs by they call it the dip	May 12th, 2008 06:42:10 PM
but we're oinking all the way to the slop
damn I'm torn now by quadrupletree	May 12th, 2008 06:50:46 PM
on the one hand Megan Fox's semi-naked boobs.. on the other hand Diablo Cody is a stupid fucking no talent hack! Boobs... No talent hack..Boobs...No talent hack..... I'll be right back!
I love all of you now by optimus122	May 12th, 2008 06:51:01 PM
Yes its true I hated you all in the xfiles thread..but there is some seriously funny shit up above this post...and this girl , sure shes hot but no way is she the hottest in the world..not even close. Still I would bang her long time..
YES! FINALLY A HOT ACTRESS GETS NUDE by The Amazing G	May 12th, 2008 06:52:37 PM
when was the last time that happened? I mean seriously...
God Bless Diablo Cody! by chewyou812	May 12th, 2008 06:55:56 PM
Not only do I heart Meagan Fox, but I heart boobs. Alot. I wanna squeeze 'em.
Yeeeehaw! by Major Hockshtetter	May 12th, 2008 07:01:26 PM
This is the most fun Talkback I've seen in a long time! We're gonna' need a lot more tits around these parts to keep things a-hoppin'!
quadrupletree by enderandrew	May 12th, 2008 07:02:40 PM
You're a fucking idiot, and Juno rightfully won an Oscar for best screenplay.
Those pictures make me feel funny where I make pee-pee by James Westfall	May 12th, 2008 07:03:35 PM
Hot damn!
As I'm givin' it to the wife 2night... by Major Hockshtetter	May 12th, 2008 07:05:59 PM
I'll be thinking of these photos.... Am I a bad person???
Hey Mori, remember when you said AICN is not a porn site? by YackBacker	May 12th, 2008 07:09:18 PM
Guys... by TheRealMoriarty Jan 20th, 2007 12:17:45 AM ... I'm really, really, really not trying to be a killjoy, but I am going to have to interject here. First, this is not a porn site. Wanna, I'm afraid I'm going to have to insist. Stop it. Start a porn blog for that stuff. We have young readers. We have professional readers. And Harry's proclivity for various things erupting from his ass not withstanding, your talkbacks are simply not acceptable. Link to the legendary "Raviolli Princess" talkback is here: http://tinyurl.com/6eoqld Man, I miss wanna_bannana. Makiko, if you still read this site, give a holla!
pasties by Noddy93	May 12th, 2008 07:10:42 PM
I'm sure the nips will be cgi'd onto them titties... swimming in cold water may show her to have inch-long nipples
8-\|****************** by LabattsBleu	May 12th, 2008 07:15:32 PM
mmmm...megan!
Jennifer's Body is going to be the by schlockthemonkey	May 12th, 2008 07:16:06 PM
Movie of the decade... I can feel it
This ain't Porn by schlockthemonkey	May 12th, 2008 07:22:03 PM
It's tasteful nudity
Right click save! by Dazzler69	May 12th, 2008 07:23:14 PM
Print, wipe, sleep.
OMG!!! by tbransonlives	May 12th, 2008 07:32:00 PM
Scrubs got a season 8!!
"I have seen the future of horror - and it's name is... by ian216a	May 12th, 2008 07:33:59 PM
..TITTIES!!!" - Mmmmm.
OK. I'll say two things about those photos. by Mr. Nice Gaius	May 12th, 2008 07:39:03 PM
1. Today's AICN hit-count went through the roof. 2. Fuck Brian Austin Green.
Perfect by AllPowerfulWizardOfOz	May 12th, 2008 07:42:53 PM
I got nothing else except a raging hard on.
Major Hockshtetter... by drturing	May 12th, 2008 07:49:42 PM
It's ok dude, she's been closing her eyes since roughly about three months into the marriage for a reason of her own, which is why she fakes orgasm. But whatever...
Wait... by Toonol	May 12th, 2008 07:52:15 PM
Is this the role that Ellen Page was originally cast in? That would have been even hotter, in a cute-button-nose kind of way. (This was my first aicn comment written on my Wii. This article`s really giving it a workout!)
I WAS AT WORK AND HAD A BONER by deliciouscowbell	May 12th, 2008 07:54:06 PM
just like everyone else in this talkback. ehh isnt it a little gross that everybody here has a boner and were all talking to each other? im pretty sure a few have nut on there keyboard
enderandrew by quadrupletree	May 12th, 2008 07:56:09 PM
I respectfully disagree, Juno was the worst piece of shit to be committed to film in 2007. But I digress... This isn't a thread about Juno. Or the fact that it's plagiarized, imbecilic, irresponsible, trite shit. It's about boobies!
BUT SHE SHOULD HAVE A SEX SCENE by deliciouscowbell	May 12th, 2008 07:57:18 PM
in my room!
Brian Austin Green by Turd Furgeson	May 12th, 2008 08:11:09 PM
is officially the coolest man alive... Think about it, he's still cashing checks from his hugely popular show from the 90's, he's playing Kyle Reese's brother on Terminator, and he gets to put his Kayak in Megan Fox's mouth a couple times a week.. I'm pretty sure he's reading this TB right now saying "Fuck all you cockstains for making fun of me. Who's the big winner now, assholes?" Yup, you Brian, you win...
What no Vag??? by picardsucks	May 12th, 2008 08:17:08 PM

best day of my life, well at least this week by mmaddox3	May 12th, 2008 08:19:36 PM

This is a JOB for Capt JEANLuc DICKHARD by JeanLuc Dickhard	May 12th, 2008 08:21:43 PM
ALL HANDS BRACE FOR IMPACT..... WARP SPEED AHEAD, FIRE THE TORPEDOES.....MAKE IT SO.......
Mine eyes have seen the glory!!!!! by Groothewarrior	May 12th, 2008 08:21:43 PM

Turd Furgeson Johson is right about Howard Johnson being right by James Westfall	May 12th, 2008 08:22:39 PM
After bagging Tiffani Amber Thiessen, aka Kelly Kapowski, he moved on to Vanessa Fucking Marcil and spawned with her. Then he moved on to Megan Fox. God almighty, the guy's sex life is bordering on EPIC.
Hey DIABLO I CALLED by tbransonlives	May 12th, 2008 08:26:44 PM
Just to say thank you.
pardin' me while I whip this out by aboriginal	May 12th, 2008 08:26:48 PM
great googlymoogly!
Thesuperficial.com's got more and bigger pics... by GrandMuffTarkin	May 12th, 2008 08:37:34 PM
Kickass...
BRIAN AUSTIN GREEN > CHUCK NORRIS by deliciouscowbell	May 12th, 2008 08:41:44 PM
yep you heard me. this man wins hands down
If she's wearing pasties... by Banshee7	May 12th, 2008 08:41:52 PM
then that means no nipple's in the movie. Bummer. Diablo Cody needs to browbeat Fox into some full frontal action.
This is the funniest pictures by Series7	May 12th, 2008 08:42:34 PM
http://tinyurl.com/3kadh9 look where the dudes head is.
Thank god by Series7	May 12th, 2008 08:46:10 PM
This movie didn't end up staring Ellen Page, otherwise Chris Hanson would've shown up and I would've been explaining to everyone I know why I was looking at gay pedophilia pictures.
I bet she's as loose as a bucket. by DarkJediStoops	May 12th, 2008 08:46:17 PM
Too much fucking with that tool Brian Austin Green. Lucky Bastard!
brian austin green well and truly got the last laugh huh by slappy jones	May 12th, 2008 08:48:37 PM
lets face it as much of a joke as he is and everyone mocks him this is his reward.
forget the boobs!! by blckmgk13	May 12th, 2008 08:56:50 PM
check out the hint of a landing strip through the suit in the first photo!
This is some funny shit! by FILMFUNK	May 12th, 2008 08:57:58 PM
Where I'm from Pasties ar filled with mince and carrots and were invented so miners in cornwall could eat em without having to use a knife and fork! That aint fat you tool! thems too tight tights!
Nefariouss, It's OK to admit by RockMSockM	May 12th, 2008 09:05:42 PM
... that you're "batting for the other team." There's nothing wrong with that. Seriously. Be proud.
WAWAWEEWA! by Annie The Pod Racer	May 12th, 2008 09:08:27 PM
Still, not as hot as seeing Padme nude, right guys? Can I get an AMEN?
The way you pathetic nerds are behaving... by Fleet	May 12th, 2008 09:16:08 PM
...Would lead one to believe you'd never seen a pair of boobs before... ...Oh wait... You probably haven't right?
If you wonder what her nip size is by Mace Tofu	May 12th, 2008 09:25:43 PM
wonder no more. http://tinyurl.com/68cx77
IDIOTS, SHE'S GOT SOME KIND OF BOOB WRAP by Puddleglum	May 12th, 2008 09:28:25 PM
Check the story on WWTDD.com. He at least gives you a little detail and MORE pix.
She Looks Expensive by FuryofthefilmFan	May 12th, 2008 09:30:37 PM
High maintenance.
HOW DO I SHOT WEB? by Err	May 12th, 2008 09:37:41 PM
How do I shot web all over her face?
She's not black. by ZeroCorpse	May 12th, 2008 09:39:00 PM
I mean, I like white girls, but once you've gone Black you never seem to prefer white girls again. You thought I was gonna say that other phrase, didn't you?
I Didn't Find Her All That Hot Until These Photos by The Ender Smites Foes	May 12th, 2008 09:45:40 PM
I'd definitely, definitely, have sexual relations with that woman. A lot. In her ass too. And mouth. And Vagina. Definitely. That would be fantastic.....gotta go
We know about the boob wrap Puddleglum by Mace Tofu	May 12th, 2008 09:45:44 PM
someone noticed it about post 13. I think we have moved on to the "sharp knees" stage of the talk back... right ZeroCorpse : )
No talkback for Eva Mendes' hot photoshoot??? by the podosphere	May 12th, 2008 09:51:53 PM
Here's the link: http://tinyurl.com/49ouhk
pasties by the podosphere	May 12th, 2008 09:59:26 PM
A good look at the higher-resolution shots over at what would tyler durden do confirms that Ms. Fox is in fact wearing pasties. I would guess it had much more to do with modesty - and asshole paparazzo with zoom lenses - than with the temperature outside or of the water.
HOLY....SHIT by IAmJack'sUserID	May 12th, 2008 10:01:06 PM
National Wank Day begins...NOW
HOLY....SHIT by IAmJack'sUserID	May 12th, 2008 10:01:29 PM
National Wank Day begins...NOW
HOLY....SHIT by IAmJack'sUserID	May 12th, 2008 10:01:29 PM
National Wank Day begins...NOW
Aint it BOOOIIIIINNNGGGGG News by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	May 12th, 2008 10:06:41 PM
'slap', 'slap'.....UUUGGHHHHH.ZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Every interview I've seen with her suggests she's a pretty unple by The Grug	May 12th, 2008 10:09:18 PM
A very beautiful, very unpleasant woman - reminds me of an overnight train ride from Barcelona to Nice where I shared a cabin with a snarky, but gorgeous Russian model...
holy shit by Rupee88	May 12th, 2008 10:18:54 PM
breasts on AICN....are you trying to turn this into a quasi-porn site? Well you can't have too much titties or too much porn in this world...KUDOS!
yeah just noticed no nips by Rupee88	May 12th, 2008 10:21:57 PM
that is bullshit...well still some decent pics. You can walk in any club in LA and find 10 chicks as hot as she is, but still very nice.
I was just about to masturbate to these pictures... by Nosferatu Jones	May 12th, 2008 10:30:27 PM
...and noticed I have a giant zit on my ballsack I popped the fucker and it hurts like fuckin' hell. And it's bleeding. Boner gone now. Will wait until tomorrow. Until I notice another white hair in my pubes and decide the pluck it. It's just too easy to be distracted nowadays when you're simply trying to whack off...
the script by The Real MiraJeff	May 12th, 2008 10:37:41 PM
was fun for the first half before it wore out its welcome. i don't see it becoming another juno sensation but then again, i passed on Juno. the mass appeal just isn't there. this has cult film written all over it. but not in that good a way.
Nosderatu Jones by DarkJediStoops	May 12th, 2008 10:41:36 PM
Make a film of your plight. J.J. Abrams might be interested in it to direct & produce.
Disappointed that was so easy... by sambafreak13	May 12th, 2008 10:43:52 PM
I feel like seeing something like that should take some effort on my part...having it delivered to my screen like this almost takes some of the fun away...at least make me stalk her for a few days, sheesh.
Fox 's Nippleless Sweatermeat and Eva Mendes Topless All In One by James Westfall	May 12th, 2008 10:53:37 PM
Goodness. Is this one of the signs of the Apocalypse? Isn't this like the fifth or sixth seal? Will I wake up tomorrow to find there's a Scarlett Johansson sex tape and learn that Vanessa Marcil just became a Vivid Girl?!?
CAMELTOES!!!!!!!!!!!!! by drompter	May 12th, 2008 11:20:15 PM
Right hand, here I come.
Wow, buncha slack-jawed faggots in here... by Durendal	May 12th, 2008 11:22:18 PM
She's fucking hot. Oh noes, a tiny bit of belly fat! Because, you know, belly fat should never, ever happen! I want a slim beanpole of a woman! Grow up, assholes. A very marginal bit of belly "fat" never hurt anybody. She's fucking hot as all hell. I would hit that like a fucking freight train.
She's lookin' a little fat around the waist there... by GreatWhiteNoise	May 12th, 2008 11:37:17 PM
I'm just sayin'. (Someone had to say SOMETHING about something other than her... er, tats.
Flames on Optimus = Nipples on Megan Fox by Happyfat73	May 12th, 2008 11:52:06 PM
Jeez... you nerds complain when Batman has nipples, now you complain that Megan Fox doesn't. Nipples just can't win with you lot.
TITS!!!!!! by messi	May 12th, 2008 11:53:36 PM
YES! MEGAN FOX!!!!
Something just "tranformed" in my pants! by CellarDweller	May 13th, 2008 12:02:23 AM
More than meets my one-eyed wonder worm. Holy crap those pics are sweet. Who cares if the chick has bubble wrap for brains. She's been in my "spank bank" since Transformers and tonight I plan on making another deposit. Still can't believe that tool from 90210 gets to tap that every night. No friggin' justice...
I meant "transformed" by CellarDweller	May 13th, 2008 12:03:50 AM
Hard to type with one hand on the gland...
She's a fuckin' fat pig by Ye Not Guilty	May 13th, 2008 12:11:19 AM
I like my babes skeletal, like meth addicts. Nah, I'm just kiddin. I'd totally tear that ass up.
No matter how many hot chicks... by poeticwarriorII	May 13th, 2008 12:13:34 AM
Brian Austin Green bangs, he is still the last generation's Kevin Federline. Never forget that!
I would totally wreck that sluts super structure... by poeticwarriorII	May 13th, 2008 12:20:22 AM
That woman would be in serious need of a husband stitch!!!
Shes Boring as Fuck by DOGSOUP	May 13th, 2008 12:25:47 AM
She looks like every Maxim girl ever. You people can have her for bukkake I'm done here.
I disagree.. by huggerorange	May 13th, 2008 12:39:40 AM
I disagree with the comment on mexican girls having no boobs..Ive known plenty of mexican honeys with nice tities, I went to highschool in mexico and know that about 75 percent of chicks in my school were at least a c cup. I dont see white chicks having large tits in contrast, I notice that alot of them wind up getting implants. I think most nationalities are a mixed bag when it comes to breast size... except puerto rican girls, theyre definately packin upstairs.
DANG YOU MICHAEL BAY ! by Se7en	May 13th, 2008 12:50:00 AM
Sweet.
OK, VOICE OF REASON AND FACT HERE!!!!!! by Playkins	May 13th, 2008 12:54:31 AM
That undies thing she's wearing is a bodysuit, pulled down to her waist. She's wearing pasties, so obviously in the "nude" scene she's probably pretty much covered up. Old Hollywood trick for actresses to go "nude". It would also explain the slight pooch shes got if that thing is as tight as it looks.
Some more photos of her (ass) by Hellofadrug	May 13th, 2008 12:54:42 AM
http://tinyurl.com/5u6su5
The nerds are gonna have fun tonight! by THENIPPLESOFGOD	May 13th, 2008 01:01:30 AM
who am I kidding? so am I! Wheres the lotion?
isn't it easier by My best friend	May 13th, 2008 01:26:29 AM
to find real porn on the internet? This is kinda cheap
ewww Eva Mendes looks like Amy Winehouse in thos pics by johnnyg korrupt	May 13th, 2008 01:34:28 AM
fucking gross. Back to Megan...fuck off guys her body is hot...yet her head in those side pics looks shit
im so going to nut twice for her tonight by deliciouscowbell	May 13th, 2008 01:34:35 AM
well im off to bed!
what do you think? by bright boy	May 13th, 2008 01:41:10 AM
ya think Optimus Prime hit that in his trailer in between scenes?
Is this JoBlo.com? by CuervoJones	May 13th, 2008 01:53:27 AM
Nice news.
What about the fucking nail polish???? and I second the Camel by leobloom	May 13th, 2008 02:04:06 AM
Black middle fingers and pink everything else...and a camel toe too!
Ban pasties! They are evil! by ZeroCorpse	May 13th, 2008 02:10:28 AM
You know it!
Pasties suck dick big time. WTF by fisheater	May 13th, 2008 02:11:51 AM
She's Australian and i got better luck than all of you, LOL
Script by Bad LT	May 13th, 2008 02:31:32 AM
Does anyone know if this script is available on line?
I third the camel by TheAllSeeingEye	May 13th, 2008 02:39:29 AM
Woot woot...obviously they'll be CGI'ing that crevice out in the final release. "woo now we know where they hid jimmy hoffa"
Damn You Michael Bay by MCMLXXVI	May 13th, 2008 03:04:27 AM
Damn You Michael Bay
I THOUGHT QUINT WAS GAY?!? by UMAGA	May 13th, 2008 03:11:29 AM
There's all these sweet ass Dark Knight high quality pics online and two TV spots the news of the day is mannequin breasts? Hey, Dark Knight news is on JOBLO! Did you guys switch brains or something?
No UMAGA by TheAllSeeingEye	May 13th, 2008 03:13:33 AM
We're just more interested in TITS.
Security was terrible at the filming location. by BigTuna	May 13th, 2008 03:13:45 AM
I know it's outdoors, but geeze. That nude scene would be a big selling point for the movie and now it's all over the web.
yes. by TinSpider	May 13th, 2008 03:14:15 AM
She looks so much better without the spray tan - she looked a total tramp in Transformers, but here I'm getting that feeling I got when Jennifer Connelly got them out in Hot Spot....and both Jenny and Megan have a great pair of milkers (though I suspect Jennifers may be starting to droop now)
Can those pasties make Megan claim she wasn't topless now? by BigTuna	May 13th, 2008 03:14:30 AM
Really, what's the point of those pasties exactly?
I'll buy that for a dollar. by SinfulAngel	May 13th, 2008 03:35:15 AM
These make me want to buy the Blu-Ray now!
best hi res of eva mendes by the podosphere	May 13th, 2008 03:46:22 AM
http://dontlinkthis.net/archiv es/3241
Megan Fox & BAG by the podosphere	May 13th, 2008 03:59:03 AM
A quick check of her IMDB Pro reveals that Ms. Fox enjoys the friendship of actors decades her senior, including Michael Biehn. Coincidentally, Brian Austin Green has bucked his "has-been" status with a meaty role in the Sarah Connor Chronicles. As for them as a couple, a 13-year age difference is not at all unusual in Hollywood.
Anyone who complains about these pics is gay. by AllPowerfulWizardOfOz	May 13th, 2008 04:31:08 AM
Fact.
Are these pics rated PG-13 ?!?!? by Motoko Kusanagi	May 13th, 2008 04:38:26 AM
Or where is the fucking pink shot?!
what is totally fucked up about all of this is by bacci40	May 13th, 2008 04:38:53 AM
shia labouf got to feel those tits pressed against him...the girl is now polluted
Okay. if you couldn't see that she was clearly wearing pasties by s0nicdeathmonkey	May 13th, 2008 05:20:03 AM
you must not know what nipples look like. But we're on the internet...so you must have seen porn, so I don't know what the hell to make of this.
and how do you guys not know what pasties are? by s0nicdeathmonkey	May 13th, 2008 05:28:45 AM
never heard of burlesque? Really?
W-T-F is the matter with you Americans? by Player 1	May 13th, 2008 05:31:12 AM
Okay what the fuck is the matter with you Americans? Firstly - why that hell is her breasts airbrushed or whatever out? Why are you such prudes? We get american cable here, and you guys even blur our 'up yours' hand signs... I mean, W-T-F? Secondly, WTF are you issues with 'muffin-tops'? This girl has the body of a goddess, and she's got this tight fitting thing around her - ANYONE is going to get a muffin top. Fuck it! IF YOU ARE MALE AND HAVE ISSUES WITH MEGAN FOX'S BODY YOU ARE GAY. There, I said it. I feel a lot bette now. *By the way, I should have prefaced that this is my first post in this forum. This is what Megan has inspired me to do. Her eyes are S-E-X.
I Agree, If You Don't Think Megan Fox Is Hot... by LaserPants	May 13th, 2008 05:38:02 AM
You are GAY. 100%, friend of Dorothy, cocaine, amyl-nitrate, and disco GAY. She is absolutely gorgeous, perfect body, gorgeous face, and hauntingly beautiful eyes.
Player 1 by James Westfall	May 13th, 2008 05:40:46 AM
She's wearing thin covers over them (we call them pasties here in the States) because she doesn't want to do 'nude' scenes. This way she can appear 'nude' in the film in a way there aren't any slip up's showing her nipples. Her choice - the nipples are not airbrushed. Other sites have posted more of the pictures and you can see the edges.
you mean PLASTERS!? by FILMFUNK	May 13th, 2008 05:40:56 AM
BUT why?
You can look at a nose! but a nipple might turn you mental? WTF? by FILMFUNK	May 13th, 2008 05:44:25 AM
You can watch peeps get ther heeds blown off! but pink fleshy nips might push you'z over the edge!?!?
So, nipples are evil in the US of A ? by Motoko Kusanagi	May 13th, 2008 05:47:47 AM
Weird. Weird indeed.
Man, could you imagine hitting that? by Judge Briggs	May 13th, 2008 05:49:57 AM
I can't. Gawd.
nothing to do with usa, shooting in vancouver canada by palewook	May 13th, 2008 05:50:54 AM
usa has all sorts of backwards laws about nudity but this time its the canucks laws. not ours.
You people need new monitors by Alientoast	May 13th, 2008 05:58:15 AM
Holy shit, clean your screens or upgrade from your 400x600 resolutions. It's quite obvious she has PASTIES (aka BANDAIDS) on her nipples. The amount of comments along the lines of "omg her nips r white" or "zomg who photoshopped teh pic?!!" makes me seriously wonder...
I just filled the cup by Sgt. Black	May 13th, 2008 06:22:10 AM
twice.
Well Alientoast by Player 1	May 13th, 2008 06:22:10 AM
Seeing as I've never heard of such bizzarely retarded things, it seriously weird. When girls go to the beach here, either they keep em in their bikinis or they let em out, get a nice tan, no one bats an eyelid.... Apologies to USA, and I though Canada was a bit more forward thinking.
Regarding the Comment about her eyes by Brishadow	May 13th, 2008 06:24:54 AM
What's whacked, is that 2 hours ago I was at work talking about the very same thing. Very stunning girl, and it's the eyes that do it. Regarding also, the comment about clothes. Girls always look better when things are left to the imagination, get a grip fellas. Bri
canada forward thinking? by Bouncy X	May 13th, 2008 06:59:12 AM
we're just a carbon copy of the states except we have french people instead of mexicans.
and speaking of young nudes by Bouncy X	May 13th, 2008 07:00:12 AM
anyone hear about hugh hefner? he already offered miley cyrus a chance to pose for playboy when she hits 18. i'm sure she'll say no but wow, i've never seen em chase someone so early. lol
So this is what was denied us in BAYFORMERS? by Memories-Of-Murder	May 13th, 2008 07:01:30 AM
Really, if you cast a hardbody like her in your trashcan movie, and it's quite clear she has not a descernible acting talent that makes he stand out, then what's the logic in putting her in a movie and not have a good look at her better attibutes? If you are going to do a juvenille movie aimed at teens, you got to show the tits. That's what the kids at that age love. Or guys at any age, for that matter.
THIS is cool news ;-) by ATARI	May 13th, 2008 07:12:32 AM

Look what crawled out of the woodwork by ScottinDC	May 13th, 2008 07:21:15 AM
I feel so torn...this talkback has me laughing; but at the same time, it makes me really fear the future. Why? I just realized that in 30 years, we're going to have a president who once posted "I'm spanking it right now" on AICN.

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The first set pics of Megan Fox from JENNIFER'S BODY hit the nets... NOT SAFE FOR WORK! NSFW! Seriously!