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Sam The Man Faces The UNTHINKABLE!!

This isn't a sequel to Unbreakable, is it? by Knuckleduster	May 9th, 2008 08:27:12 AM
Thought not.
Shitty plot by Bobo_Vision	May 9th, 2008 08:28:24 AM
Why wait 2 days to deploy them? To give enough time to be foiled. Obviously, Sam Jackson wins in the end.
Sounds like a really original premise ;) by John-Locke	May 9th, 2008 08:30:09 AM
But the director is good so who knows, could be fun.
the one good scene in deep blue sea by Rupee88	May 9th, 2008 08:38:11 AM
ok, it wasn't a terrible movie, but kinda blah. That part was a surprise though.
If his name is Nick Fury in the movie plot won't matter to by joeelliott	May 9th, 2008 08:38:48 AM
most of you.
GALACTIC RAIDERS by galactic raider	May 9th, 2008 08:39:49 AM
Check this out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =LsdFSg_vvK0
oh man, i love merrick articles by Holodigm	May 9th, 2008 08:45:58 AM
he always knows the best video to embed
Sounds like an episode of 24. by Motoko Kusanagi	May 9th, 2008 09:04:37 AM
I wonder if this will be anywhere near the thrills of said show.
TELL ME WHERE THE BOMB IS!!! by BrandonGK	May 9th, 2008 09:08:42 AM

Uncastable by fiester	May 9th, 2008 09:09:23 AM
Should be a movie "starring" Steve Gutenberg and Shia Le Beef as a father and son team that discover how much they both suck and decide to kill themselves. It would gross 200 million it's opening weekend if it was a real life documentary.
What exactly...... by sonofbronson	May 9th, 2008 09:10:30 AM
is an ops-interrogator and why does it matter if he's black?
Sounds like 72 by Pops Freshemeyer	May 9th, 2008 09:12:13 AM
Awesome.
i dont understand... by doodah	May 9th, 2008 09:24:41 AM
why terrorists in movies always tell people where their bombs are at. just blow them up dammit!!!!
So are they by Series7	May 9th, 2008 09:39:36 AM
getting rid of the whole xXx before the title of the movies now? Maybe trying to save the series on DTV?
fiester? by Darth WickedChicken	May 9th, 2008 09:41:19 AM
Why the hate on Gutenberg?
darth wickedchicken by doodah	May 9th, 2008 09:42:52 AM
prolly cause he's got a 10-inch tallywacker...
GUTTENBERG THAT IS.. by doodah	May 9th, 2008 09:45:26 AM

This is why the terrorists hate us. by gridbug	May 9th, 2008 10:08:43 AM
Rightwing asshole commentary -- ACTIVATE.
Terrorists hate us because they are pricks by Dr Gregory House	May 9th, 2008 10:29:18 AM
...just sayin'
I'm sick of these moutherfuckin' snakes.... by Smerdyakov	May 9th, 2008 10:29:29 AM
in my motherfuckin' nuclear silo.
That should be "Motherfuckin....." by Smerdyakov	May 9th, 2008 10:30:48 AM
Mouth-er-fuckin' is something else entirely.
by the way	May 9th, 2008 10:31:25 AM
greatest line, ever, by Jackson was in Team America; "Mothafucka!" - says it all
Sounds like a NBC movie of The week! by captboulder	May 9th, 2008 10:32:09 AM
I don't get the Samuel a "badass" Jackson love by some fans! Far as I'm concern he been coasting on barking orders to make him seemed like a badass. Whereas someone like John Wayne or Wesley Snipes would kick your ass and then tell you how it is! Whatever I guess, some think John McClane a badass but in reality he a softie who happens to banter(almost like Spidey) and kills people while their distracted!
Coming soon: UNFUCKABLE. by Gilkuliehe	May 9th, 2008 10:36:44 AM
Samuel L. can't say no, can he?
So it's basically 24... by Kid Z	May 9th, 2008 10:50:41 AM
... as a feature film with Sammy L. instead of Kiefer. Yeah... soo? Big deal. Who cares...
WHEN IS HE DOING THE TRIPODS?!?!? by red_weed	May 9th, 2008 10:54:48 AM
last i heard greggor jordan was all set to do the john christopher tripods trilogy books as movies. then it got pushed back to 2008, then 2009... is the yet another dream movie i shall never see realized? i had hope for him directing them, but now it will either go back to development hell or someone like bret rattner will get it and ruin it. I wants me more Giant fucking tripod machine action!!!
Oh.. by red_weed	May 9th, 2008 10:58:50 AM
I just re-read my last sentence... umm, don't take that the wrong way... heh
tripods by doodah	May 9th, 2008 10:58:52 AM
steve gutenberg should star in tri-pod with that 10-inch pecker
Lets play by Series7	May 9th, 2008 11:13:22 AM
Guess which rapper will be his co-star.
a black Ops Interrogator by the new transported man	May 9th, 2008 11:15:36 AM
Well at least we know who's playing who.
Unthinkable, AKA see waterlogging guys is ok, see? by norrinrad	May 9th, 2008 11:20:02 AM

Aussie director, watch Two Hands by fisheater	May 9th, 2008 11:20:48 AM
wicked film, first movie with ledger in it. Goodfellas with thongs, flip flops to u lot i think
Unwatchable by Pondscum	May 9th, 2008 11:33:37 AM
I really, really hope they catch the terrorists and find the bombs. That would be neat-o torpedo! Say what you like about Sam 'Mutha Fuckin' Jackson, but even if he's only getting paid $5 to be in each movie, he's still a bazilo-gillianairre. He's like Lou Gossett Jr. but good.
chappelle show by doodah	May 9th, 2008 11:38:18 AM
"aint you ever seen none of the movies...they ate me...a f@#*%ng shark ate me" -samuel l jackson
Unfuckable. Heh heh. by fiester	May 9th, 2008 12:07:10 PM
Starring Jodi Foster.
Smerdyakov, you're full of shit by Bobo_Vision	May 9th, 2008 12:15:02 PM
So you're saying that Republicans have been voting for Obama because they think they can beat him. If thats the case, you should be happy because he WILL beat Hillary. So why are you upset then? I'll tell you why - because you're full of shit, and you know that Republicans can't beat Obama, but they could beat Hillary because she's a polarizing figure, and even many Democrats hate her. Hillary supporters don't hate Obama, as you pointed out, many of them are abandoning her for him.
Oops, wrong talkback by Bobo_Vision	May 9th, 2008 12:15:41 PM
How the fuck did that happen?
Gosset .jr by supersize	May 9th, 2008 01:36:12 PM
He's a pretty damn good actor he just hasn't had a decent movie in 20+ years lol
Lou Diamond Phillips by Kurzinski Valentine	May 9th, 2008 02:04:17 PM

Gosset Jr. was awesome in Enemy Mine. by Gilkuliehe	May 9th, 2008 02:17:52 PM
I don't know what is it with me and that movie... It always gets me. "Zammis has four five?"... That silly poor little lizard.
SAY WHAT AGAIN...I DARE YA...I DOUBLE DARE YA by bacci40	May 9th, 2008 03:01:39 PM
i really wanted him to say that in star wars...fuck lucas
that scene with the shark defines awesome. by Diagnostic	May 9th, 2008 03:20:52 PM
Fantastic way to kick of the weekend. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Best rallying speech evah.
Sounds like a propaganda film by Dreamfasting	May 9th, 2008 05:16:52 PM
I've been really horrified at how US entertainment has been glorifying torture as the universal cureall to a stalled investigation over the last few years (Lost, Galactica, 24). Hopefully I'm just reading too much into a few short sentances, but on the surface, it sounds like this could be a "let's show how cool torture is" propaganda film.
The terrorist shrouds them in secrecy? by IAmMrMonkey!	May 9th, 2008 05:43:18 PM
That's just a grand way of saying "he says shit about where they are" isn't it?
We need more "Un..." movies! by IAmMrMonkey!	May 9th, 2008 05:51:57 PM
Unconceivable! (Children Of Men 2) Unfindable! (B-movie version of Untraceable) Unspunkable! (Children Of Men 3) Undoable! (A documentary on the effect of Transformers on AICN) Unfuckable! (The 98 Year Old Virgin) Unstoppable! (A movie based on Uwe Boll's career)
"Well I'm a mushroom cloud-stoppin' muthafucka, muthafucka!" by Rocco Curioso	May 10th, 2008 05:00:06 AM
I can't believe nobody came up with that sooner. Samuel L. Jackson stopped trying to give any semblance of an actual "performance" as an actor after "The Red Violin".
Bomb in his rib cage in this one? by Kampbell-Kid	May 12th, 2008 04:33:59 AM
Damn I was really hoping this was for the UNBREAKABLE trilogy. Oh well.

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