Ain't It Cool News: The best in movie, TV, DVD, and comic book news.

This is not JJ Abrams' Enterprise...

who cares? by greyspecter	May 8th, 2008 02:45:28 PM
wake me when it's a month away
first by YakMalla	May 8th, 2008 02:45:43 PM

third by YakMalla	May 8th, 2008 02:45:56 PM

But will it have flames? by BRUTICUS	May 8th, 2008 02:46:26 PM
....
I've seen this. by YakMalla	May 8th, 2008 02:47:26 PM
Isn't this the new print ad for Virgin Atlantic?
Peter.... by matalo	May 8th, 2008 02:48:05 PM
Peter, this is the worst time you could have called! Go away!
OLD! by gotham_night	May 8th, 2008 02:49:46 PM
This has been on the net since last year. BTW, it looks like shit.
I guess Gabe isn't only gay for Star Trek... by LaudnerGomez	May 8th, 2008 02:51:27 PM
...but for dudes as well! Way to go, man. Sulu would be pleased.
Has a strange gayness about it by dogphart3000	May 8th, 2008 02:52:09 PM
Since the new Spock is a queer I guess it works
by the way	May 8th, 2008 02:55:14 PM
Does this have anything to do with TDK?
^^^Nacelles look penis-y to you? by tylerzero	May 8th, 2008 02:55:55 PM

Hmm. Looks kinda cartoony... by Brians Life	May 8th, 2008 02:56:17 PM
...either way, I'm not CRAZY amped about STAR TREK (Abrams). I will probably check it out, but man I tried to watch CLOVERFIELD for a second time the other day...that is undoable. I skipped to all the part where you saw the creature.
Star Trek. JJ Abrahms. Get Ready To SHAKE! by www.valiens.com	May 8th, 2008 02:58:34 PM
Will he have just-like-you're-there-and-don 't-have-an-image-stabilizer-bu tton action sequences?
Put some rims on that sucka... by Dr Gregory House	May 8th, 2008 02:59:04 PM
Just like every otha brotha who would rather drop bling on fucking wheels than put a down payment on a house
Where no man has gone before. by bioforge	May 8th, 2008 02:59:55 PM
Uranus
Star Trek is no Big Trouble In Little China by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	May 8th, 2008 03:01:08 PM

It's still got to at least resemble that by Sithdan	May 8th, 2008 03:01:38 PM
I mean, all the Enterprises look about the same to me. I'm not much of Star Trek fan, but I can't tell the difference between the Enterprise A and the Enterprise C. It's all the same to me.
It looks familiar........ by Half-Baked-Goggle-Box-Do-Gooder	May 8th, 2008 03:03:10 PM
Why am I suddenly afraid to get a colonoscopy?
So... by Embeedeuce	May 8th, 2008 03:06:35 PM
This is not the one built by gay steelmill workers?
I guess if you have cock on the brain then you can see the "peni by bigbaldpapa	May 8th, 2008 03:10:07 PM

Click to Embiggen this non news tory by joeelliott	May 8th, 2008 03:10:15 PM
or not
Click to Embiggen this non news story by joeelliott	May 8th, 2008 03:10:23 PM
or not
Bruticus: "But Will It Have Flames?" NICE! by Read and Shut Up	May 8th, 2008 03:12:57 PM
...now that was funny.
Just wanna say... by Dick Jones	May 8th, 2008 03:16:50 PM
...Enterprise was such a shitty show. I did like the Borg eppy though. On a side note,I remember I got so bored watching the 2nd episode I jacked off. (Not to anything on the show)
Good grief, this image has been out for MONTHS!!! by Nosferatu Jones	May 8th, 2008 03:21:16 PM
Even though it's fake, HOW can this possible be news??? I swear I saw this online LAST summer! Jeez Louise, AICN...
Kent Brockman by Embeedeuce	May 8th, 2008 03:21:48 PM
There was a time when one of Harry's minions woulda tracked down the actual image of the Enterprise, instead of "Nope; this still isn't the one."
The image looks like shit anyway by gotham_night	May 8th, 2008 03:30:27 PM
Do people think this looks cool?
Ain't It Not Necessarily the Cool News by Shepard Wong	May 8th, 2008 03:33:51 PM
Just sayin.
Then why print it? AICN really sucks these days. by HarryBlackPotter	May 8th, 2008 03:33:56 PM
Time to call it a day fellas.
Ain't it Not (Cool) News? COME ON, GUYS! WTF???? by YackBacker	May 8th, 2008 03:35:52 PM
If you know that pic has been around for years, and most of us have known this pic has been around for years... why post this meaningless item? Truly, you need to look deep inside yourself and ask "what purpose do I serve my common man?" When you come up with nothing satisfactory (which you will), you may want to make an appointment with Dr. Kevorikian.
First time I've seen it.... by Yeti	May 8th, 2008 03:42:15 PM
But then I'm clueless to the ways of the geek and am more of a novice.
FUCK JJ ABRAMS by Underoos Hero	May 8th, 2008 03:42:29 PM
JJ is a fucking non talent hack. Cloverfield is shit. Glad I didn't pay for it and I'm glad I only waisted 10 minutes watching only the begining. He'll fuck Trek straight up the ass for a paycheck. Do you think this guy really cares about Trek? Nope.
Over a year old, No????? by picardsucks	May 8th, 2008 03:54:14 PM
Besides we have already seen a composite of the front view of the new E over at Screenrant cobbled together and lightened from the HD trailer. JJ E looks like an almost exact cross between the two coolest Enterprises (Kirk Movie E and The original) And his appears to be way more massive, Galactica massive. This looks to be the biggest Enterprise yet.
You would think... by Disgustipitated	May 8th, 2008 03:57:08 PM
You know, you would think by now that anyone who frequents this site and/or others like it would know by now that image isn't from the new Trek feature.
Gabe by Bob Dobbs	May 8th, 2008 03:57:34 PM
has come a long way since those painful, embarrassing scenes in Trekkies...
Beautiful, my Ass.... by Demode	May 8th, 2008 04:02:09 PM
It looks ok, but it is not beautiful in the way the classic tv (1701) or movie version (1701-A)was. It just seems like a generic design to me. Definitley not what I would want to see on the big screen. Updating the ship is fine, but this is just too much.
My two cents... by Embeedeuce	May 8th, 2008 04:08:57 PM
I mean there are obvious differences, but I checked out the Screenrant image and the real Enterprise and this dude's phony aren't seemingly that different. I mean, there are only so many variations you can make on this design anyway. To get dorky for a sec, I hated "D" cuz it looked like a cruise ship, and the "B" which was the Excelsior. This reboot seems to have more in common with "C" than anything else. Who knows. Who cares.
Sensors indicate a strange gayness about it Captain. by Guy Who Got A Headache And Accidentally Saves The World	May 8th, 2008 04:10:04 PM
Shall we raise shields and arm phasers?
It's a debacle by ChestBumpingFatKids	May 8th, 2008 04:13:30 PM
This guy was such a goober. Remember in Trekkies when he picks up the phone and yells "Peter! This is the WORST time to call me!" Looks like he does good work tho.
Will there be helper monkeys by Ben_Gazzara	May 8th, 2008 04:25:30 PM
on JJ Abrams' Enterprise?
the wings look like most epic by Spazatronic 2000	May 8th, 2008 04:31:20 PM

the wings look like most epic Wo by Spazatronic 2000	May 8th, 2008 04:31:22 PM

w shoulders by Spazatronic 2000	May 8th, 2008 04:31:58 PM
hecka gay/ the water dispenser mage shoulders come to mind.
Is the Enterprise a Transformer in this one? by gotham_night	May 8th, 2008 04:41:10 PM

Yuck by photoboy	May 8th, 2008 05:12:19 PM
That design looks almost as bad as a continuity busting Kurtzman/Orci script!
The REAL Enterprise! by bobsjohnson	May 8th, 2008 05:34:15 PM
http://tinyurl.com/5xr4s8
HarryBlackPotter by BadMrWonka	May 8th, 2008 05:38:22 PM
they printed it because a) everyone has been bugging them about it so they wanted to set the record straight, b) Quint likes the image and respects the mount of work that went into it, and c) it's gotten some recent attention that might mislead people. you know how I know this? because it says so in the goddamn article. brain donors like you that love to slag AICN every 2 seconds, whether they deserve it or not, are less than a dime a dozen in the talkbacks. do us all a favor and if you can't hold your tongue, go ahead and swallow it.
Wouldn't It Be Cool If There Were Spaceships Like This? by LaserPants	May 8th, 2008 05:51:23 PM
Alas, the only spaceships we have are boring. They don't even have lasers or nothing! They just go up, fly around, put up satellites, and blow up. BORING! I want cool spaceships with lasers and stuff that can go faster than the speed of light. Dear God, please make cool spaceships soon. Love, LaserPants.
Cool and all... but by unionJACKass.webs.com	May 8th, 2008 06:01:56 PM
We se things like this every single day on the net. It's not exactly "cool news", eh? AICN is still the best movie site though, even though AICN isn't as important as it was before.
I fucking HATE JJ Abrams by DarkJediStoops	May 8th, 2008 06:47:59 PM
That picture looks good, and you can tell I it's not from JJ Abrams' Star Trek because it looks too good. JJ Abrams should NOT be involved with Star Trek.
neat. by samsquanch	May 8th, 2008 06:52:44 PM

hey, it's the original Enterprise with Enterprise-E highlights.. by Amy Chasing	May 8th, 2008 07:07:47 PM
look at the lighting, shading, textures, warp nacelles - almost straight from First Contact. That aside, if Abrams makes Star Trek like he made Mission Impossible, it's a resounding "meh" from me.
If JJ Abrams wanted away from the name Jeffrey, by DarkJediStoops	May 8th, 2008 07:09:23 PM
then why does he STILL look like a fucking nerd?
Um, so fuckin' what? by SoylentMean	May 8th, 2008 07:31:57 PM
Didn't the "new" Star Trek film get delayed anyways? Remind me closer to its actual release date and I might care whether or not this is or isn't a picture of the most current incarnation of the Enterprise. Yes, it's non-news!
Looks nice, Star Trek is still dead. by The Last Dodo	May 8th, 2008 07:41:17 PM
The reason Star Trek died was because it was clichéd and used the same damn plots over and over. I don't see a remake changing this. Good riddance to bad rubbish I say. Have someone make a movie out of good sci-fi instead, like "The Man in the High Castle".
Star Trek Is Still Alive by Real Deal	May 8th, 2008 08:24:09 PM
Get over it already!
It never had that many lights! by Orionsangels	May 8th, 2008 08:31:50 PM
stick to the look of the show. stop trying to cater to modern audiences
the line must be drawn HEREEEEEEEE!!!!! by The Amazing G	May 8th, 2008 08:32:48 PM
kicks an epic amount of ass while Nightwish's "Ghost Love Score" plays in the background
Actually looks pretty good. by PeterJayNovins	May 8th, 2008 08:32:53 PM
not too far removed from the original in terms of general shape and proportions. Hopefully whatever they use for the movie is as faithful.
Bioware by Elrando Horse	May 8th, 2008 08:40:05 PM
Makes me think what a Star Trek RPG from Bioware (people who did Knight of the Old Republic and Mass Effect) would look like. Actually that'd be pretty awesome.
It looks too small for a heavy cruiser and it looks lopsided. by kabong	May 8th, 2008 09:34:36 PM
I hope at the end of the movie Charlie X wakes up on Talos IV.
The fashion of the day by JumpinJehosaphat	May 8th, 2008 10:49:47 PM
Crap all over JJ, Claim righteous indignation at the marring of Star Trek and mourn what might have been, crap all over JJ once more, exclaim how wretched Cloverfield was, claim complete disinterest in the new Star Trek, repeat. Eventually, go see the new Star Trek and legitimize it with your dollars at the box office, and then go crap on it and JJ in future talkbacks. If you guys were a movie, you'd be as shallow and derivative as the movies you claim to hate.
Say what you wish... by DarkJediStoops	May 8th, 2008 11:49:16 PM
I still think JJ Abrams is a fucking talentless, nerd looking hack of a film maker.
"Not the local bulk-cruisers, mind you." by Buck Turgidson	May 9th, 2008 12:23:37 AM
"I'm talking about the big Corellian ships now. She's fast enough for you, old man."
Damn You Michael Bay by MCMLXXVI	May 9th, 2008 03:22:27 AM
Damn You Michael Bay
Thanks, AICN. by PirateEmery	May 9th, 2008 03:28:36 AM
I'm glad that you guys showed me this image then told me it's fake. My life has been forever altered by this article.
WELL IT DAMN WELL SHOULD BE. by Smoke Monster Loves Kate	May 9th, 2008 05:09:08 AM
They read this site right? I'm hoping that's why this was posted.
This is not the NCC-1701 that you're looking for! by Rickey Henderson	May 9th, 2008 07:25:40 AM
(sorry, someone had to say it).
Yeah, good work but... by Kid Z	May 9th, 2008 07:53:53 AM
...the perspectives of various parts of the ship are off in relation to each other. The stock photo background is a little cheesy, too and the lighting doesn't match up with the lighting on the "Enterprise." Nice work for a fan, though.
That NCC-1701 looks like it is still in atmosphere... by DarfurOnTheRocks	May 9th, 2008 07:58:28 AM
And that is not a good thing...
Looks Ok by Real Deal	May 9th, 2008 08:47:55 AM
A little bulky but beutiful picture. Also it's orbit look at the top of the picture you can see the curve of the planet.
If this were a VIRAL ploy... by garibaldi77	May 9th, 2008 08:58:03 AM
Interesting I found this link on Gabe Koerner's myspace page. If they wanted to hide this in plain sight this would be a great way to do it. Lots of hi res images and quicktime clips. Apparently this goes directly to a directory listing. http://www.gabekoerner.com/ent / Very neat... lots of images of this version (hi-res at that) I've not seen before. No matter what I'm a die hard purist... and I love this take on the TOS Enterprise!
Is that the JJ Abrams version? by Hive Mind	May 9th, 2008 10:05:14 AM
Where's the Death Star?
Is it me or does Abrams seem like an egotistical... by Darth Macchio	May 9th, 2008 10:09:54 AM
...douche? I don't watch Lost but I really liked Cloverfield and have a good feeling about his version of Trek but seeing some footage of him talking he seems like yet another talented yet obscenely narcissitic and self-absorbed asshole (like I've heard about Cameron, etc). Still looking forward this Trek regardless. I think Abrams should use the theme song to "Enterprise" tho...that song wins the Frank Stallone hall of fame award hands down (sorry Frank but you're like the champ of schmaltzy, sentimental and annoying songs).
Hmmm by Embeedeuce	May 9th, 2008 11:48:14 AM
I think they need to add some hot rod red.
JJ Abrams' Enterprise WILL BE GAY! by ThaSithMaster	May 9th, 2008 12:28:56 PM
Just like all his work! This guy is another Bryan Singer type of fagot hack! JJ Abrams' ass fucked us out of our money with his lover Matt Reeves Cloverfield! Now he will ass fuck whats left of Gene Roddenberry's rotting corpse! FUCK JJ Abrams!
Oh. It's not? Ok. Thanks. by ricarleite	May 9th, 2008 12:35:02 PM
Any more non-news for today, Quint?
That looks cooler... by SlickyVonBoner	May 9th, 2008 01:45:31 PM
then the gay model from 40 year ago. I like the background too with the sun reflecting off the Enterprise and Earth. It actually looks.... well real.
THE SHIP CANT GET THAT LOW IN THE by gotham_night	May 9th, 2008 02:35:40 PM
ATMOSTPHERE!!!
..."it's the ship that made the Kesel Run... by Kid Z	May 9th, 2008 03:40:45 PM
...in less than 5 parsecs..." ""...don't worry, I know some maneuvers. We'll loose 'em!"
"It's listing lazily to the left!"... by Kid Z	May 9th, 2008 03:42:05 PM
..."This guy sure knows some maneuvers!" Sorry... couldn't resist...
Thank you BadMrWonka and JumpinJehosaphat by BBQGlazedSeabass	May 9th, 2008 04:05:14 PM
The mindnumbing ignorance here is overwhelming, your statements are sorely needed.
Wow, I Just Finished Watching 'Trekkis 2' by skoobyx	May 9th, 2008 11:06:58 PM
Trippy. Gabe's in that and he has a girlfriend too. I guess there's hope for all of us.
That design.... by seniorspeilbergio	May 10th, 2008 10:36:23 AM
isn't an original. It looks exactly like one of the early designs for Star Trek Phase 2/The Motion Picture before they came to the final design in the first movie. Also, I don't think it's Star Trek fans that should really be scarred but the people who watch Lost. That whole show seems to depend on the explanation they're going to give at the conclusion of the series and unfortunately Mr. Abrams has a pretty consistent track record for creating a lot of hype and then rolling snake eyes on opening day. Witness MI3 and Cloverfield. If Star Trek craps out, he's three for three. I want to watch Lost but my absorbing the entire show on dvd after it's done depends on what the fans who are currently watching the show will say of the conclusion and I have a strong feeling that after that last episode there's going to be a lot of Lost fans saying "Fuck, I wasted 5 years of television viewing for that crap? That's the explanation? Give me a fucking break!" But what else could you expect from JJ "the emperor has no clothes" Abrams. He looks like another rich kid, overeducated douchebag with no real life experience but was told he was "special" from the day he was brought into this world simply because of the tax bracket he was born into. Jesus, I think I would rather have Berman and Braga back over this overpriveleged asshole.

Talkbacks

This is not JJ Abrams' Enterprise...

User login

Quick Talkback

Talkbacks