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The Search For Shia's Sidekick Continues!! Jonah's 'Comic Relief' For TRANSFORMERS 2 Is Not To Be!!

Shia sucks... by Dick Jones	May 8th, 2008 08:28:12 AM
...that is all.
Jonah sucks... by BanAllFIRSTPosters	May 8th, 2008 08:29:42 AM
too.
They both suck by Sailor Rip	May 8th, 2008 08:31:09 AM

Actually by FrenchDogBlues	May 8th, 2008 08:32:37 AM
just created an account to say .... i quite like both of them .... shame transformers had the worst story ever .... along with some of the best special effects ever though .... my head now hurts thinking about it
Merrick Sucks! by Samson_K	May 8th, 2008 08:32:58 AM
Such a rabble rouser!
transformers can suck my balls. by BMacSmith	May 8th, 2008 08:34:25 AM
that is all
Who's directing this? Oh riiiiight, yeah....nevermind. by godzillasushi	May 8th, 2008 08:36:32 AM
Well, why don't they get some Marine guy to play his sidekick. Rhodey style. Afterall, the futuristic super robots from outer space need all the military help they can get.
Cocaine cowboy by CuervoJones	May 8th, 2008 08:37:31 AM
Michael Bay.
sucking sucks by doodah	May 8th, 2008 08:38:39 AM

I'm Shia LaBeouf by David Cloverfield	May 8th, 2008 08:42:03 AM
Not hunk, not a dork... Shia LaBeouf!
Smart move! by Nosferatu Jones	May 8th, 2008 08:42:44 AM
I'm serious. I like Jonah Hill a lot, and I'm sure Michael Bay would have made him absolutely insufferable in TRANSFORMERS 2. God, I shudder to think what Bay's idea of comic relief will be. I'll be avoiding this one at ALL COSTS. I've been adding eye drops to my orbs and in therapy every day since I saw Part 1. Never again, Bay.
side kick by doodah	May 8th, 2008 08:43:55 AM
shia lebouf should be shia lebouf's side kick. i'd watch that shit.
Remake Animal House with Jonah Hill . . . by davida4348	May 8th, 2008 08:44:17 AM
in the Karen Allen role.
michael bay by FrenchDogBlues	May 8th, 2008 08:44:23 AM
makes high quality movies .... when the fuck is he going to win the oscars ....
lies and disinformation- WHY? by zom-bot.com	May 8th, 2008 08:44:29 AM
other site say what we had heard before: "bay will be actively putting out disinformation to keep fans on their toes" fans? keeping fans on their toes and starting false rumors? viral marketing is one thing, but hey, you MIGHT want to focus on trying to make a movie that doesn't suck, instead of playing a bunch of games with a geek audience that is already pretty divided on your adaptation of the franchise.
what about that tree climbing... by Gatsbys West Egg Omlet	May 8th, 2008 08:44:38 AM
blond kid from the first one? you know, the kid from the fake Columbine movie? were his shenanigans not hilarious enough?
Jonah Sucks by Mr Slippy Fist	May 8th, 2008 08:47:48 AM
Annoying in everything he does because he plays the exact same character in every movie.
You dig giant robots! by DerLanghaarige	May 8th, 2008 08:48:39 AM
I dig giant robots! We dig giant robots! Chicks dig giant robots! I miss Megas XLR
Mr Slippy Fist by john truckosaur	May 8th, 2008 08:49:23 AM
Seconded. Jonah Hill is starting to seem look like he is to Judd Apatow what Rob Schneider is to Adam Sandler - a hanger-on with limited range.
My bet is... by filmcoyote	May 8th, 2008 08:50:28 AM
talks broke down with Hill when the magic term "Shia's sidekick" started getting bandied around. Who the hell would want to play that? Especially a known actor!
Besides, wasn't EVERY CHARACTER in Part 1 comic relief??? by Nosferatu Jones	May 8th, 2008 08:50:29 AM
Never saw so many ridiculous characters in one movie... and I've seen REVENGE OF THE NERDS. And MONSTER'S BALL.
JONAH HILL EPITOMIZES THE TERM 'OVERRATED' by CM1986	May 8th, 2008 08:50:36 AM
"Why don't I just go ?" .... "Oh I'm sorry, I thought you said !"....... ""Ohhhh, look who !"....... WOW JONAH HILL, ANOTHER TRANSCENDENT COMEDY PERFORMANCE! Fuck, I can't stand people who overcompensate for a basic LACK of humor or talent by simply swearing and saying dirty shit............
JONAH HILL EPITOMIZES THE TERM 'OVERRATED' by CM1986	May 8th, 2008 08:51:57 AM
"Why don't I just go INSERT SWEARING?" .... "Oh I'm sorry, I thought you said INSERT SWEARING!"....... ""Ohhhh, look who INSERT SWEARING!"....... WOW JONAH HILL, ANOTHER TRANSCENDENT COMEDY PERFORMANCE! Fuck, I can't stand people who overcompensate for a basic LACK of humor or talent by simply swearing and saying dirty shit............
what I hate about Transformers by the new transported man	May 8th, 2008 08:52:08 AM
Is the rampant misuse of "so" as a modifier. Examples: "This is SO illegal"; & "We are SO dead." When I watch that movie now, I condense it down to about 30 minutes of robots, FF through the rest.
filmcoyote by FrenchDogBlues	May 8th, 2008 08:55:01 AM
if some one offered my a couple of million dollars to put up with the nickname shia's sidekick for about a year .... i am sure i can live with that
AHH, THE FUNNY FAT SIDEKICK by BurgerTime	May 8th, 2008 08:55:08 AM
Now the sad fat sidekick. Could be a new trend.
I guess Jonah Hill wanted a career after TINO2 by photoboy	May 8th, 2008 08:57:50 AM
After all, who wants to hire you after you've prostituted yourself out to Bay to film 2 hours worth of explosions and car crashes? Only Uwe Boll probably. Anyway, TINO2 will be shit, just like the first.
Jonah Hill's Hands by PotSmokinAlien	May 8th, 2008 08:58:06 AM
Somebody should tie them behind his back for the next movie he's in. Dude flaps them around whenever he's talking like he is trying to take to the skies.
I wonder how many of the Transformers haters... by DerLanghaarige	May 8th, 2008 09:01:56 AM
...watched it more than once in theatre and/or own the DVD.
I DEMAND THIS TO BE AWESOME! by ArcadianDS	May 8th, 2008 09:02:07 AM
AWESOME CASTING KAABOOOOOOOOOM
TINO? by Gatsbys West Egg Omlet	May 8th, 2008 09:05:57 AM
why doesn't anyone type out names of movies? as if i can keep every dork movie's title acronymed in my head. yup, i just verbed a noun. yup, i just verbed verb.
I can't stand Jonah Hill by James_O'Nasty	May 8th, 2008 09:07:14 AM
He and Ellen Page need to be shot from a giant slingshot into the sea and then shredded by the coral.
Jonah is dull by ScottinDC	May 8th, 2008 09:10:31 AM
No great loss...Jonah is annoying anyway. Superbad was funny because of everyone else; Jonah just over-acted and bored the shit out of me. I'm glad he's off this project.
I'm not gonna dog Jonah... by ZoeFan	May 8th, 2008 09:11:26 AM
But his main gimmick is that he's overweight and cusses. Due to the fact that Transformers is PG-13, one of his gimmicks is gone. Gee they couldn't possibly find another overweight actor in Hollywood.
GOOD by lookleft	May 8th, 2008 09:15:30 AM
Not a huge fan of Hill, but he's got potential. The sidekick thing would have been a step back for him.
Jonah thinks he's the overrated Seth Rogen... by BanAllFIRSTPosters	May 8th, 2008 09:17:53 AM
He even showed up at some award ceremony wearing the same exact glasses that Rogen wears.
Hating on Ellen Page by enderandrew	May 8th, 2008 09:18:48 AM
Hating on Ellen Page just proves you're an idiot.
GOOD! by NeilF	May 8th, 2008 09:26:02 AM
Never understood the adoration of this mediocre clown...
Whats the point of 'disinformation' for this movie? by blindambition238	May 8th, 2008 09:28:28 AM
It's not like anybody is expecting some kind of clever plot twists or character turns from this thing. There's no great mythology behind it. We all know that its going to be robots, explosions, and comedy- the Bay formula. The only thing that I can see fans being interested in is the types of auto/dino/mineral bots that they'll use, and its not like they'll be able to sit on that for long.
DerLanghaarige: Easy. I Netflixed it. by Nosferatu Jones	May 8th, 2008 09:34:13 AM
Purposely avoided it in the theaters, because I swore I would never see another Michael Bay film again. However, literally ALL of my friends, family and co-workers who saw it claimed it was one of the best summer movies they ever saw. So I broke down and Netflixed it. And am I ever sorry I did. I don't care if TRANSFORMERS 2 cures cancer and magically adds 5 inches to my spectacularly average member... NEVER AGAIN will I ever subject myself to a Michael Bay "film." EvereverEVER.
Disinformation.... by Uridium	May 8th, 2008 09:37:36 AM
I can see it now... he is going to issue a press release saying that he will keep the next one true to the origional designs! Wanker!
Nosferatu Jones by DerLanghaarige	May 8th, 2008 09:45:00 AM
I don't wanna say YOU are a liar (I don't know you good enough to say that) but I'm pretty sure that MANY people just pretend to hate Transformers. People pretend to love or hate movies (and other stuff) all the time on websites like AICN.
Yes, Transformers was all that we Feared.. by Herb West	May 8th, 2008 09:52:55 AM
We all Learned to Hate Bay and his Lady-Boy Beard! http://tinyurl.com/5u3wz8
Nnnnnoooooo!!!!!!!!! by ReZourceman	May 8th, 2008 10:10:44 AM
[/Darth Vader]
i didn't hate Transformers. by Gatsbys West Egg Omlet	May 8th, 2008 10:19:47 AM
but i didn't expect it to blow my mind, either. people should separate their cherished X from the new X thats now popular or being made into a movie or whatever.
Why i hate transformers by ultimateedition	May 8th, 2008 10:30:51 AM
After watching the first ten minutes of that movie, i decided to walk away and never look back. What did it for me was the lame ass introduction of the dumb ass jar heads with their stupid ass generic soldier talk.. I knew right there and then that this so call movie was not gonna be about giant robots but more so about the typical stereotyped, one dimensional human characters... You know, the standard michael bay formula... So fuck that coke headed hack
They should get the Asian kid from Disturbia. by Hellboy	May 8th, 2008 10:34:18 AM
They had good chemistry.
Wow. by Darth WickedChicken	May 8th, 2008 10:34:18 AM
Did anyone really expect Transformers to be the next Citizen Cane? It’s an action movie based on a cartoon based on a toy. It is what it is: Big, dumb and fun. If I want a strong meaningful film I’ll go to Sundance and watch movies about cowboys eating pudding.
Don't see it in theaters! by INWOsuxRED	May 8th, 2008 10:39:54 AM
Don't buy it on DVD, don't buy it on BR. Download it or watch it on cable. You're best bet is to download it when they put out a rifftrax for it. If you can't wait. Buy a ticket to something good and then go into the TINO2 theater and knock yourself out.
This could give Jonah more time to actually learn by Flip63Hole	May 8th, 2008 10:42:08 AM
how to act. Worth considering, since he is in Hollywood and wants to continue being in movies...
TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION!!!!!!! by Motoko Kusanagi	May 8th, 2008 10:43:34 AM
This movie will fucking rock! And I'm already looking forward to the haters' talkbacks! :-D
Oh and by Darth WickedChicken	May 8th, 2008 10:50:13 AM
not gay cowboys either, just regular cowboys eating pudding.
Chris Tucker for the role of sidekick by Pongo	May 8th, 2008 10:54:03 AM

The human is supposed to be the fucking sidekick! by Lujho	May 8th, 2008 10:59:00 AM
How about making the robots the actual main characters this time? Short of that... why not just try, at least, to make them actual characters? Audience identification character my arse - write the robots well enough and give them proper faces and we don't need to worray about any humans.
Good for you Jonah!!!!!!!! by Annie The Pod Racer	May 8th, 2008 11:13:03 AM
Fat shouldn't have to equal funny!!!
the disinformation is disinformation by zom-bot.com	May 8th, 2008 11:20:45 AM
that way when this thing is in development hell and people are bailing out Bay can say 'oh yeah, shia lebouf was never going to be in it'...etc fat kid probably walked after he read the TB's about him the first time. you know he comes here. he's a fat geeky kid.
'negotiations' with jonah hill 'break down' by zom-bot.com	May 8th, 2008 11:23:41 AM
like it was some big buisness merger. bloated jonah's bloated ego probably demanded more pop tarts in his trailer than the budget which is bigger than out national debt could spare. or else he thought he was being stereotyped as the fat funny kid, and decided to try out for the lead in an indie version of othello
i was about ot watch transformers last night.. by mattforce7	May 8th, 2008 11:28:09 AM
then i decided to fuck my gf instead :D
Sidekick to a sidekick? by Sithdan	May 8th, 2008 11:28:48 AM
Thank God it was just crap.
Its Like A Peanut Is A Sidekick To A Turd by Frodo T. Baggins	May 8th, 2008 11:32:19 AM
& Become 1
Or Is It A Peanut Is The Captain Of The Turd? by Frodo T. Baggins	May 8th, 2008 11:33:28 AM
& must go down with the ship. I like that better. Are we still talking about Shia?
The Beef's sidekick should be a talking douche. by fiester	May 8th, 2008 11:46:48 AM
That would at least make sense. I mean, there are talking robots in it. Why not pair a douche with a douche?
by huggerorange	May 8th, 2008 11:48:07 AM
this is old news...about 3 days old
Has anyone seen... by bentmywookie	May 8th, 2008 11:51:13 AM
Bay has posted that negotiations with Hill have NOT broken down. I guess it could be misinformation, but I know know why anyone would care at this point.
We watch Transformer movies for the acting. by Flint_Ironstag	May 8th, 2008 11:51:18 AM
It has everything to do with the actors and nothing to do with watching gigantic robots wreck havoc. Is this really news? This is ghey. Anyone think JOHN GLOVER would make a good RIDDLER?
I bet my nuts it'll be John Leguizamo by ricarleite	May 8th, 2008 11:52:53 AM

Awww man can't by Series7	May 8th, 2008 12:05:05 PM
WAIT! This is going to be the most awesome buddy comedy movie ever!
What happened to Miles? by terry1978	May 8th, 2008 12:12:53 PM
He just ditched that motherfucker. I say get a sassy, street smart black guy that can say, "man, this some bullshit!" when the Decepticons attack them.
Tssh! by ollerom	May 8th, 2008 12:30:44 PM
I haven't been taking any transformers 2 news seriously lately since Bay said he would release fake news.
I'm with ArcadianDS on this one by Kammich	May 8th, 2008 12:31:10 PM
AWESOME PUSSYCAT BOOM
Thank god. by Yeti	May 8th, 2008 12:52:00 PM
Over rated that one.
Jonah Hill is the first human-muppet hybrid by Darth Macchio	May 8th, 2008 12:57:17 PM
Seriously. I was watching "Accepted" the other day (is it me or is that redhead just nonstop cute hotness?) but this guy...he's practically androgynous...not identifiably male or female...fat and round...muppet-like hair helmet..when suddenly I realized. This fucking isn't even a human being. Seriously...he's a fucking muppet hybrid. Seriously. A. Muppet. Hybrid. You heard it here first folks....Jonah Hill is a human-muppet hybrid. I wonder if parts of his head are velcroed onto his face...like Mr. Muppet-potatohead? I'm really starting to freak myself out here...must get saltines...biscuits...god damn mutant kfc beakless, wingless, featherless globs of mutant chicken flesh groaning and wheezing.
So the next logical sidekick is black guy with sass by drewlicious	May 8th, 2008 01:04:04 PM
We've already gone through obnoxious fat guy (obsessed with banging hot chicks of course). So in the lineup of sidekicks the next would be black guy, then uptight feminist out to make a name for herself, then ugly dog with personality. After that it's usually something wacky like that thing from Lost in Space.
She like-a the way your dick taste. by thebearovingian	May 8th, 2008 01:05:24 PM
Apparently, Mr. Bay did not.
I'm the guy who was in Evan Almighty... by Big DM	May 8th, 2008 01:09:38 PM
I have a reputation to uphold.
Shia by GuybrushThreepwood	May 8th, 2008 01:10:55 PM
the most one-dimensional character is the entire universe, why is he being paid to help destroy the things he wasn't around to see when they came out the little turd
If Jon Torturro got pissed on in the last one then.... by drewlicious	May 8th, 2008 01:11:20 PM
I demand that giant steaming robo-turd gets dumped on Tyrese.
The 1st movie rocked... by GuybrushThreepwood	May 8th, 2008 01:18:57 PM
when there was only giant fricking robots beating the crap out of each other on screen. There seems to be this HUGE search on for Shia's sidekick... how about a search for which new robots are going to appear in this film sod more humans yeah the film needs them i suppose we cant watch JUST robots etc.. but come on, why do we need a comic relief character, how about Steven Hawkings as Chip Chase...would be brilliant
Jonah Hill gone = Blessing by Jeditemple	May 8th, 2008 01:22:14 PM
Thank God. That fat loser would have kept me from seeing Transformers 2.
I vote for Will Smith AND Chris Tucker. by Kurzinski Valentine	May 8th, 2008 01:23:51 PM
It would be 2 straight hours of non-stop "AWWW HAAAAYLLL NAWWW!!!"
Cool by Tymanasaurus	May 8th, 2008 01:30:59 PM
One less human might mean one more robot!!!
No Megan Fox? by Frodo T. Baggins	May 8th, 2008 01:36:29 PM
Beeecause...I love her. & her crazy tattoos. All she needs now is a "W" on each butt cheak so when she shows that ass it says WoW
Isn't Shia supposed to be the comic relief? by americannightmare	May 8th, 2008 01:54:43 PM
weird.
How humiliating is it to be a sidekick to Shia?... by poeticwarriorII	May 8th, 2008 01:58:10 PM
Let's ask Harrison Ford.
How About Russell Brand by irc-Hollywood	May 8th, 2008 01:59:02 PM
stick him in this movie, he can stick it to those sex bots
Shia is a complete shitface... by poeticwarriorII	May 8th, 2008 02:03:14 PM
that ruined what could've been a great movie. And I'm not just talking about Transformers. What a fuck wad.
Transformers 2 by hank henshaw	May 8th, 2008 02:03:35 PM
Another movie about CGI in a desperate search for a script.
Jonah Hill is just Chris Farley Mark 2 by TallBoy66	May 8th, 2008 02:28:12 PM
But not as funny. Lame. Pass. Next. He did have the hottest chick in Superbad, though, by far.
Autobot Mini Con by SamBlackChvrch21	May 8th, 2008 02:33:13 PM
How about an autobot minicon as shia's side kick. Kind of like Frenzy to the Decepticons. And isn't Bumblebee Shia's "Buddy" anyway??
NEGOTIATE???? THAT LOSER?? by m_prevette	May 8th, 2008 02:48:18 PM
Come on...that abrasive no talent fatboy has no talent...screw him...he'll be a memory in 2 more years.
get Mr Bean! by FILMFUNK	May 8th, 2008 03:21:15 PM
then the quality would go up a bit! or Eddie Murphy, or if you really wanna reach for the stars what about Steve Martin?
Good Now Brandon Hardesty Will Get It by spidermanfreak20	May 8th, 2008 03:28:53 PM
He auditioned and he would be perfect for this film as Chuck the conspiracy sidekick. Watch Pan's Labyrinth re enactment or Full Metal Jacket. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =nEb-gSQpJp8
Negotiations by Munro Kelly	May 8th, 2008 03:39:37 PM
I'm sure it's not over with Jonah Hill. We're focusing on being Shia's sidekick but we're not talking about it being a big budget, summer blockbuster. Jonah, and his people, will see it's a good move to do the movie. If it doesnt happen, I think we'll see the return of Anthony Anderson.
Is Shia Lebeouf a good actor? by blckmgk13	May 8th, 2008 07:22:55 PM
http://www.collegeh umor.co m/video:1793039
I'm With "Gatsbys" Earlier Post... by DeeJay	May 8th, 2008 07:36:23 PM
... bringing back the Shia's best friend (Miles) could have a number of possibilities. First, he could play the role of the bitter best friend who was left out of all the action the first time--- continually getting mad as he still seems to miss the action every time it occurs in part 2. From there, he could embody an AICN "foil" to Lebeouf's character... kind of an amalgamated Tuckerization (since we still haven't heard his last name) of the AICN posters who most hated the first film. He could claim that Sam "ruined his childhood," give a deadpan "d@*% you, Sam Witwicky" and always lie about his last name (ergo the Tuckerization element). I don't mean this as an insult to my fellow posters... I honestly think it could possibly come off as somewhat "smart" and extend the olive branch to some of Bay's harshest critics... sorta' like what Gotham_Night just jokingly posted.
Street cred for Johah by hallmitchell	May 8th, 2008 09:07:58 PM
Just went through the roof! Well done dude for knocking back that offer.
Sorry it's Jonah by hallmitchell	May 8th, 2008 09:09:40 PM
Could transformers 2 be any more annoying. Shia, Anthony Anderson. How about Jar Jar binks as well.
F$#@ Jonah. by Roketopunch	May 8th, 2008 09:55:16 PM
We all know the human drama is just fillers. Who cares if this jagoff is in this. Yeah, he has such an appeal, why? You put him in a couple of movies and he says fu#$ a thousand times and he's cool?
Transformers 2 by The Old New	May 8th, 2008 09:59:00 PM
will suck balls
Bay's movies would really be in another league if not for stupid by Se7en	May 8th, 2008 11:51:32 PM
There's always one in almost every movie except for The Rock. This nerd stupid looking dufus who always brings Bay's movies down. The stupid looking doofoos CIA operative in Transformers. The stupid stuttering looking dufus soldier in Pearl. The stupid looking dufus who is one of Bruce Willis' team in Armageddon. Love his movies BUT his jokes are really really a pain to hear and see. Would be good if Spielberg or Bruckheimer remind him of this. His action pieces are stellar. But just when you start discussing how good it was, then you're reminded of his toilet jokes (the pee).. and next thing, you don't want to defend the guy anymore.
More comedy characters please! by Jack Colby	May 9th, 2008 12:01:11 AM
There weren't enough in the first Transformers.
Megan Fox showin the boobs in her next one by JackRabbitSlim	May 9th, 2008 12:34:05 AM
Some horror/possession pic called "Jennifer's Body" or somesuch. For the record - astonishing body - shitty actress.
Damn You Michael Bay by MCMLXXVI	May 9th, 2008 03:19:22 AM
Damn You Michael Bay
Damn You Michael Bay by MCMLXXVI	May 9th, 2008 03:19:22 AM
Damn You Michael Bay
Just more Megan Fox by SUPERJIM	May 9th, 2008 09:59:35 AM
Is all I need to go see this. Oh, and a few transformers thrown in for good measure. I watched Transformers the other day and enjoyed it a lot more than I did when it was released. Guess the corny jokes, cheesy dialogue and missed opportunities didn't bother me as much this time.
Action Porn and Human-Muppet Hybrids by Darth Macchio	May 9th, 2008 10:03:25 AM
These movies are action porn. Like torture porn and real porn...the only good scenes are the pure genre scenes. In porn its the sex. In neo-horror (read: not actually horror) it's the torture. And now in these hyper-stylized action movies...it's the action. That said, it doesn't mean these movies are worthless much less beyond or beneath criticism. My big prodlem is the sheer lack of nudity. Megan Fox as a human being is probably a decent and nice person...but in the context of this action porn notion...she should just be god damn naked the whole time? Fuck children...they can go watch Prince Ass-pian. Gimme giant exlposions and fire, giant robots beating the shit out of each other and stomping both Anthony Anderson and Shia LaBouf into pavement stains, give me Megan Fox wearing nothing but Reeboks and socks....don't even bother with dialog or a story...have a narrator tell us who is who and what is what and let the explosions, giant robots kicking robot and goofy antic-filled human ass left and right, and bouncy boobified action begin!!!!!!!!!
Go Jonah! by Jed	May 9th, 2008 12:37:50 PM
way to read a situation. stay AWAY from this franchise, actors with dignity! AWAY!
Dignity? No...human-muppet hybrid? Yes. by Darth Macchio	May 9th, 2008 01:30:23 PM
That is all. Thank you for your time.
I don't care that much. by Strabbo	May 9th, 2008 05:32:34 PM
transformers is a retarded franchise to make movies about. So is GI Joe. Making movies based on tv shows based on toy lines is retarded. Jonah Hill erks me. I don't know why. He just does. Oh wait, its the jew fro. cut your hippie hair fatty.
And here. . . we . . .go. by Violator90	May 9th, 2008 05:59:00 PM
Just as it states above, a sidekick to Shia. I have nothing agaisnt the guy, but in Bayformers Shia was shit! And now, Bay thinks its a good idea to have him have a sidekick?! That's like Tito Jackson having his own groupies! Its just unnatural and plain wrong. And it begs the question: WHY MORE FUCKING HUMANS IN A MOVIE THAT IS SUPPOSE TO BE ABOUT GIANT FUCKING FIGHTING ROBOTS!!!!!
"negotiations between Jonah Hill and DreamWorks have broken down by skoobyx	May 10th, 2008 12:05:45 AM
That made me laugh too. I think economic sanctions against Jonah Hill should be given more time to work.
"negotiations...have broken down" by Rocco Curioso	May 10th, 2008 05:57:51 AM
I take it that means the Hostess Twinkie Uber-Plant's machine... broke down. Hill needs to hookup with John C. Reily, and they can form their own company, "Second Banana Productions". "Apatow?... We don't need no steeenking Apatow!"
Good. He sucks. by TomBodet	May 10th, 2008 04:25:16 PM
They should go for someone that can transform into Something FUNNY-
Talkbacker CAN make a difference! by Violator90	May 10th, 2008 06:46:46 PM
Come on people! We ALL know why "negotiations have broken down!" Becoz we, the talkbacker; the movie fans, have spoken out on what could have been more atrocities to a "franchise," which I am very loosely using with TINO2. Sure its like taking a rat's dropping off Mnt. Shitty-ka-ka, but hey, every little help to make try to make the Transformers a least sucktatical as possible. Now we need to work on GI JOE. Yoo JOE!

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