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‘You Officially Go Down As The Dumbest Survivor Ever In The History Of SURVIVOR!! Ever!!’

Amanda is hot. Natalie is a nazi cunt by dogphart3000	May 8th, 2008 01:56:09 AM
Been a good season
I bet its Eric and Amanda final two by gotham_night	May 8th, 2008 02:04:46 AM
If they have a final three, I'd put Cirie in there. Natalie and Pav suck ass at challenges, while Eric and Amanda actually work once in awhile.
Winner by MapMan	May 8th, 2008 02:28:12 AM
Erik's only hope is if he keeps winning immunity and/or finds a hidden immunity idol. I'm amazed he's gotten as far as he has. If he makes it to the end he'll probably win. I don't think anyone in the jury dislikes him. I'm rooting for Amanda or Cirie. I'm also hoping Natalie gets attacked by a horde of black widow spiders or gets struck by lightning. Something ironic. Great season this year. I still love this show.
I missed half of this season due to tv schedule overloadage. by Shermdawg	May 8th, 2008 02:33:18 AM
But dammit if this one didn't have some of the funniest moments in Survivor history. I still cna't get over Jason and Eliza's "It's just a stick" conversation. And Parvati ain't lookin' so hot anymore with Amanda all up on the show.
I doubt the power trio is those girls now by Razorback	May 8th, 2008 04:22:31 AM
Parvati voted with Amanda and Cirie only voted against her because she was afraid of a tie that would put her out of the game. Natalie and Eric will get picked off, unless one of them wins the next challenge or two.
Cirie wins it all by John-Video	May 8th, 2008 05:30:37 AM
Everyone else will be shocked when they see how she really played the game. Cirie is best player in a LONG time. Amanda is too hot!
Amanda is hot. Natalie is a nazi cunt by nalapou	May 8th, 2008 08:25:51 AM
Can't get more accurate and succinct then that. Also, Cirie is HIGHLY overrated and the luckiest person ever. If Amanda doesn't win for her likability, Parvati for her game running or Erik for his immunity impressiveness... I'll be very upset.
Remember that Amanda ... by Hercules	May 8th, 2008 09:41:30 AM
... was in the final three on "Survivor: China." She finished third, pulling fewer votes than Todd and Courtney.
Good point, Herc, but remember by Big Jim	May 8th, 2008 10:07:50 AM
Amanda was the one who had the miscommunication with the lunch lady (a jury favourite) and came across in final council as a backstabber and liar. Todd was the same way but he was able to explain it in a way that made it seem like it was a good strategy; Amanda did a poor job defending herself and came across more like a selfish bitch. With Ozzy getting booted she found herself on the wrong side on an alliance and became something of an underdog. And the jury loves a scrappy underdog. Cirie has played a good game but her strength, getting others to do what she wants by making them think it is their idea, might backfire. She may have a tough time convincing anyone she was playing them. Besides, even though she was as much a part of the Ozzy blindside as Parvati was she may not want Ozzy or James to know that because I'm sure they are still pissed and will hold a grudge.
But.... by GORGUTS	May 8th, 2008 11:37:15 AM
It looks like in the preview that Eric wins individual Immunity again. So I think that Cirie is willing to go against Erik and Natalie in the final 3 because it would be harder to get the votes against Amanda. Parvati and Natalie have no chance at all. Parvati but most likely Amanda will be first out tonight....Im hoping Eric wins the whole thing..
erik's the only one worthy... by dj_bollocks	May 8th, 2008 03:18:47 PM
as for the women - doing a great job for womankind there... ho ho ho...
Enough with the 'hidden immunity idols' already! by CarmillaVonDoom	May 8th, 2008 06:11:59 PM
Other than that, great season. Go Parv!
Welp, I decided to skip Smallville for Survivor tonight... by Shermdawg	May 8th, 2008 07:04:44 PM
...and it's being pre-empted for Tornado warning coverage. Gawd dammit.
back to ice cream scooping by Upside Down Johnson	May 8th, 2008 08:01:46 PM
that's the dumbest thing I ever seen anybody do on Survivor, and that's saying a lot. I cannot believe anybody would be that retarded.
I, for one, would vote for Amanda by Itchy	May 8th, 2008 08:55:26 PM
that is, if the vote was for the Survivor whose ass I would most like to eat out. She's seriously hot.
This season of Survivor had the most players by Big Jim	May 8th, 2008 09:41:25 PM
forced out of the game, the most blindsides, and THE DUMBEST PLAYERS TO EVER PLAY THE GAME!!! I thought Jason, holder of the stick Idol, was the dumbest player ever. Even after Eliza told him "it's just a stick" he still thought it was the real thing. But Eric takes the cake. Is Amanda such a threat that his only hope is to try and blindside her? The guy's been worried about being the next to go for weeks. He's guaranteed final four, and has pretty much dominated every challenge so he has a good shot at the finals, and he gives away immunity. Who knows, maybe he suffered brain damage from lack of blood from the aftereffects of seeing Ami and Amanda take a shower together.
I actually got seriously angry by mthrndr	May 8th, 2008 09:42:37 PM
How the fuck could fucking anyone fucking be fucking so fucking retarded???! What a fucktard choadbait punk. On any season, erik would be the dumbest survivor ever. On this season, he's in the running for the dumbest person ever to be featured on tv. and that included that Shiavo vegetable. Just an absolute disgrace to men everywhere.
Erik: Survivor's Napoleon Dynamite by Hercules	May 8th, 2008 10:56:31 PM
"Do the chickens have large talons?"
Well Erik Goes DOWN As The Most Gullible Player by Red Dawn Don	May 9th, 2008 03:17:49 AM
ERIK just won IMMUNITY and at TRIBAL COUNCIL gave it to NATALIE. He was then sent packing by the 4 AMAZONIAN women. I just wonder how they are going to procreate without any SPERM in the group. Oh wait, I just heard that the finale is SUNDAY. I guess they will find SPERM off the ISLAND. How can I send them my ADDRESS?
Everyone Is Saying Jason Is DUMB For The Stick Immunity Idol by Red Dawn Don	May 9th, 2008 03:27:54 AM
However, any AICN poster who found it after following those directions would have fallen for the same ruse. We all fall for dumber stuff in our DAILY lives. Like, how can the Federal government give us a STIMULUS CHECK without cutting any TAX SPENDING? Think people, Think. It is a SHELL GAME con. The AMERICAN TAXPAYER is one big JASON. This means YOU. And the STIMULUS CHECK is our fake IMMUNITY STICK.
Where is Erik's Ice Cream Shop? by BanAllFIRSTPosters	May 9th, 2008 05:52:02 AM
I want to talk him out of some ice cream.
mthrndr by GORGUTS	May 9th, 2008 09:06:06 AM
I felt exactly the same. I couldnt even enjoy the Office afterwards...I blame it on being young and really sorry for going back. They tricked him into thinking he wouldnt get any votes from the jury. I think he wouldve been fine. What a waste of a season. I hate all 4 girls left.
Red Dawn Don by GORGUTS	May 9th, 2008 09:06:48 AM
Oh, and shut the fuck up you fucking idiot......
The worst part about it is by INWOsuxRED	May 9th, 2008 10:15:40 AM
that him "playing" everyone came out in front of everyone and he could have ran and made it an advantage with that and just said "yeah, I'm playing all of you, I should have been gone a long time ago, but I'm not" and at least gotten a few respect votes and try to stay on as the dick who everyone thinks they can beat. If they're doing a 3-way final again, he would be up against two similar competitors who would likely be splitting votes. If he could have controlled who went, Parv & Amanda are probably the most similar.
Yeah by GORGUTS	May 9th, 2008 11:03:18 AM
They all played the same back and forth. He had a very good chance of winning against any of them.Wouldve beaten natalie or parvati hands down. I dont like any of them, but if I have to pick a winner,I would rather have Cirie win, but I think Amanda will get it.
I agree. There was nothing wrong with what he by Big Jim	May 9th, 2008 11:12:13 AM
did. He could easily defend it by saying he was trying to get a read on how each one was thinking of voting in case he didn't win immunity. The one thing that the jury respects, despite how else one plays the game, is winning immunity. If you can make it to the final by dominating every challenge it will win you votes. My prediction - the other 3 will vote out Amanda (unless she wins immunity). If it goes to 2, unless Cirie wins immunity, Natalie & Parvati will see that they are equally hated by the Jury and get rid of Cirie.
Even better... by INWOsuxRED	May 9th, 2008 11:14:52 AM
now that I think about it, he could have said how when he looks at the jury all he sees are people that got blindsided and fucked over by the remaining girls and he decided to give them some of their own medicine, which would have played huge to the jury since they all know they got fucked over by the bitches.
Best season in LONG time! by CaptainBitchway	May 9th, 2008 01:20:52 PM
CBS must be loving these women. Blindside after blindside, these women are vicious! This last one with Erik seriously takes the cake though. When Cirie brought up the plan, I was like HELL NO ANYONE IS THAT DUMB! But they pull off the impossible. My hats off the Cirie. She's working everyone. If Ozzie was the best physical player ever and Yun was the best strategic player ever, Cirie has got to be best social player ever. She deserves the million this year.
Dream Final Challenge: by BanAllFIRSTPosters	May 9th, 2008 01:52:36 PM
A nude tickle fight between Amanda and Parv.
Cirie by INWOsuxRED	May 9th, 2008 03:23:46 PM
also correctly recognized that anyone could "get to" erik when they were worried he would work with Nat, then she got Erik to blab with Natalie standing right behind him, knowing it would devide and conquer the fans. Again she did that without getting her hands dirty at all.
ERIC = DUMB ASS by gotham_night	May 10th, 2008 01:24:21 AM
NEVER TRUST WOMEN ERIC!!! THEY FUCKED YOU OVER TWICE!!! ASSS!
I'd like to rescind my previous statement.... by dj_bollocks	May 10th, 2008 08:16:24 AM
What a fucking tool.... I mean seriously what a dumbass - truly not worthy of a cool mill... but as for the Witches of Teasedick... I guess I'd have to side with Amanda - after the cheesedick that won it last time can we not have two heel winners in a row please ?
what we can learn from this season... by elzurdo11	May 10th, 2008 09:49:25 AM
WOMEN ARE EVIL, MEN ARE DUMBASSES!!! Can we just give the million to some native in the island, or any animal walking around there, or just bury it... we have to change the name of the show from Survivor to Succubus Island!!!
Now, will Amanda follow Survivor history... by Lenny Nero	May 11th, 2008 11:02:28 AM
...and pose nude for Playboy like Jerri, Jenna and Heidi? Hottest Survivor ever. Especially if you're into that hiking guide rough-and-tumble stuff.

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