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'Knights -vs- Vampires' Say The Writers. 'SOLD!' Says The Exec!!

Interesting by Hawaiian Organ Donor	May 6th, 2008 08:38:03 AM
But will be made into PG-13 bad CGI nonsense.
This movie will.... by Sparhawk38	May 6th, 2008 08:39:19 AM
bite. Had to say it.
Me Like by Sithdan	May 6th, 2008 08:39:27 AM
I like that premise. Plus, Night Watch and Day Watch ruled.
anyone read Crimson? by Gatsbys West Egg Omlet	May 6th, 2008 08:41:36 AM
very similar plot/characters in it. it was fun, as a comic book. but yeah, could be a SciFi original for sure.
All These "Original" Sci-Fi Projects... by TroutMaskReplicant	May 6th, 2008 08:42:15 AM
Are strangely limp sounding. Like there's a film out soon with Jim Casieval featuring Vikings versus an alien! They should sound potentially fun or interesting, but I'm sure I'm not the only one who feels a bit "blah!" about them...
this could be awesome by SpawnofAchilles	May 6th, 2008 08:42:57 AM
but will probably end up like...see first post
I wrote a short story with almost the exact same plot... by rbatty024	May 6th, 2008 08:43:02 AM
in middle school. Somebody ripped me off!
And yet, the Mountains of Madness remains unmade. by fishface	May 6th, 2008 08:47:31 AM
Hollywood freakin sux.
Good one by David Cloverfield	May 6th, 2008 08:47:36 AM
The title made me laugh.
If Paul Verhoeven by kwisatzhaderach	May 6th, 2008 08:53:38 AM
or somebody uber-talented made this i'd be there. But you just know some hack will direct it and it will be total rubbish.
Surprised no one is making that one comic... by fiester	May 6th, 2008 08:53:48 AM
Where the vampires have to defend the few remaining humans from the legions of flesh-eating zombies because the humans are their food source and once they're all dead the vampires will be finished.
But where are the werewolves? by Stalin vs Predator	May 6th, 2008 08:54:09 AM
Everyone knows that after "Underworld", you cannot have vampires without werewolves at least lurking somewhere in the background. In fact, they should be present everywhere, in all movies. I hope Lenin Wiseman inserts some into his inevitable "Die Hardly Worth Watching", even if he only produces it.
fiester by Gatsbys West Egg Omlet	May 6th, 2008 08:56:59 AM
what comic was that? new? old? Marvel?
kwisatzhaderach, yeah dude your dreamin by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	May 6th, 2008 09:00:09 AM
Only in a perfect world would this be made by Verhoeven. That man is god.
Didn't we see shit like this in the underworld sequel? by Stalkeye	May 6th, 2008 09:05:30 AM
although the Knights were actually Vampires. I heard that the second sequel would focus on that era with Markus and Viktor. Bring it beeotcch!
"Forsooth Milord, Thy Wife is a Fucking Vampire." by Smerdyakov	May 6th, 2008 09:07:23 AM
"I know, Sir Knight, but she giveth great head."
Summon the good lady Buffy. by Smerdyakov	May 6th, 2008 09:08:32 AM
She'll make short work of these undead scum.
John August Did a Cowboy vs. Vampires (Zombies?) Script by cowboyone	May 6th, 2008 09:10:38 AM
These are all potetnially "cool" ideas ... but unless they get a MAJOR talent (like August) to flush out and execute the idea, it'll be complete crap fer sure.
Whitest Kids You Know - Hamlet vs. Vampires Skit is Hilarious by cowboyone	May 6th, 2008 09:11:51 AM
It's on You Tube somewhere. I think it's called Abe Lincoln,
Cowboyone "You have fucked up now!" by Mr. Mcpoops	May 6th, 2008 09:18:52 AM
"Now you fucked up! Now you fucked up!" I love that skit.
Gabriel Knight 3 did this in 1999 by MurderMilk	May 6th, 2008 09:19:02 AM
The idea of the Knights Templar, the Grail and Vampires was already covered in the video game Gabriel Knight 3: Blood of the Sacred, Blood of the Damned.
Merrick- by Regenhund	May 6th, 2008 09:22:28 AM
that is one perceptive boy you got there. I think you need to ween him off the scifi craptacular flix though. But who am I kidding? My every saturday afternoon as a youth revolved around the Monster Matinee and Creature Feature. They weren't much better, although there was at least a heavy dose of the classics in there (Bride of Frankenstein, Dracule, The Invisible Man, etc).
Actually, if they approached this film... by That 70s Venom	May 6th, 2008 09:22:28 AM
... from an action/drama/fantasy perspective instead of a horror perspective I think it would be a shit load cooler. I'll be keeping my eye on this project nonetheless. The premise sounds fuckin wicked.
Ummm by Series7	May 6th, 2008 09:32:25 AM
this sounds like Nightwatch Daywatch? Hollywoodland is putting a lot of faith into Timur Bekmambetov, I heard that Wanted 2 is already a done deal and the first one hasn't even come out yet. Personally I think out of all the forigen directors that have come to Hollywood in hopes of money I think Timur Bekmambetov is one of the few that may turn out to do better then in his homeland. Which would be great seeing that as of recent, not many have come here and made anything worth while. Mikael Håfström i am talking about you.
Nightwatch and Daywatch by Judge Briggs	May 6th, 2008 09:33:19 AM
Very good flicks... should be an interesting movie if it follows the same art direction and mood...
Ummm.... by toxicbuddha	May 6th, 2008 09:40:11 AM
If it's the Holy Grail, can't you just chuck it at the vamps and dust them all with it's Holy Goodness??!!??
Vamps Want Their Own Pimp Glass by Frodo T. Baggins	May 6th, 2008 09:44:53 AM
To Dreenk Their VicTums Blud BLAH!
Its The One Without The Gems! by Frodo T. Baggins	May 6th, 2008 09:46:14 AM
Dont Be A Nazi Fool. He Was Just A Simple Carpenter.
sounds like a skiffy pic BUT by palewook	May 6th, 2008 09:48:21 AM
daywatch and nightwatch had moments. so it gets a pass for now.
Once the vampires get their claws on the holy grail. by Smerdyakov	May 6th, 2008 09:49:07 AM
They can defile it with Night Train.
This should be small in scale...like Ravenous.... by FlickaPoo	May 6th, 2008 09:50:31 AM
....LOVE that weird little flick.
Indiana Jones and the Vampires of the Round Table by wilsonfisk89	May 6th, 2008 09:54:08 AM
"I Hate Vampires!"
shut the hell up about mountains of madness.please. sick of it. by THE_ONE_MAN_GANG	May 6th, 2008 09:58:20 AM

Just watched the by Series7	May 6th, 2008 09:59:14 AM
Twlight preview starring Hayden Christensen 2. And if thats whats passing as a vampire flick these days, no wonder this is already greenlighted. Twlight looks bad, worse then The Covenant. Though thats not saying much Catherine Hardwicke films have all sucked, they just let her work because there aren't enough female directors.
First. by ReZourceman	May 6th, 2008 09:59:52 AM
Im so fucking pimp.
Wow. What a shit idea. by Lost Jarv	May 6th, 2008 10:08:44 AM
This could, potentially, be the most awesome slice of fried cheese in a long time.
But Vampires only come out at knight! by Mysterious Yobo	May 6th, 2008 10:08:44 AM
so whats the problem?
by Automaton Overlord	May 6th, 2008 10:11:20 AM
Castle. Exterior. Night. Vampire1: "OK, Who are we attacking again?" Vampire2: "Some guys called the Knights Templar, I think" Vampire1: " Sounds good. let's just hope they don't have any crucifixes laying around." Vampire2: " Why do you have to say shit like that? Why are you trying to fuck with me? Just leave me alone." Vampire1 : " look man, I'm sorry, OK? It's just, all this shit that's been going on with Sarah and all..I just feel like there's nothing for me to .. you know, to really go home to, any more." Vampire2: "Look, I know. I know all about it. We all feel that way some times. Do you think I wanted to spend my fucking life in a god damned war? It's just, when you say shit like that...." Look, I'm just blowing of steam. I'm sure they don't have, like, a shit load of crucifixes. I mean, what are the....." Vampire Leutenant: "Alright vampires! Are you ready to suck?!"
Since we're on the subject... by Johnno	May 6th, 2008 10:12:17 AM
I'm waiting for someone to license the rights to make a live-action 'Hellsing.' It's got the most badass bunch of vampire-werewolf-Catholic-Prot estant-Nazi characters ever! Let's see if American Cinema has the balls to put to filim what that anime/manga portrays! I want to see London burn and bathe in blood! And the name of 'Alucard' go down as the most insane monster in history! C'mon you pussies!!!
Fiester, were you joking...? by TroutMaskReplicant	May 6th, 2008 10:16:48 AM
Cos I'm sure I heard the Vampires Versus Zombies thing was optioned for production. Or maybe I'm hallucinating...could be.
This Gen of Vampire flicks made solely for Mall crowd by wilsonfisk89	May 6th, 2008 10:24:26 AM
Think about it, the hot topic, pseudo -goth kids are the target market for this crap now. They dont care about the quality of the film making. They want fast editing, shit music, and emo statements and shots, with sexy vampires emoting.
the world needs joss wheldon now by Mr_X	May 6th, 2008 10:25:41 AM
more then ever
Knight (Templar) Watch by FILMFUNK	May 6th, 2008 10:28:34 AM
If the Russian dude has anything to do with it it'll be a frickin mash-mess! infact wasn't Night/Day Unwatchable about Vampires and Knights!? YAWN!!!
I though Merrick was 14... by wraith777	May 6th, 2008 10:28:58 AM
or at the most 20...who'da thunk it. Can't judge someone by their writing style after all.
"LIKE TEMPLE OF DOOM MEETS LAST CRUSADE" SAYS WRITER by leobloom	May 6th, 2008 10:33:58 AM
SOLD, SAYS EXEC.
SFC movie: BLOODSWORD: THE TEMPLAR KNIGHTS by YotzVonFrelnik	May 6th, 2008 10:45:34 AM
Echh!
So for some reason vampires... by Kid Z	May 6th, 2008 10:48:46 AM
...are concerned about suppressing the secret of Jesus's marriage to Mary Magdelene and their resulting female heir who was spirited out of the Holy Land and hidden in the south of France where her decendants eventually established the Merovingian line of French kings? Yes, that's right, I'm suggesting Vampires Vs. Da Vinci Code! Where's my contract?
Don't get your hopes up... by exie	May 6th, 2008 10:55:02 AM
You do realize the same genius who produced the Legally Blonde movies and broadway show is producing this. Somehow I have a feeling the Knights Templar will be a group of singing and dancing dandy fops and the Vampires will be fashionable Eurotrash in ruffled shirts. Somehow he's going to work the Queen power ballad "Who Wants to Live Forever" into the third act. You heard it here first.
This has to be Uwe Bol's evil doing. by Alkeoholic77	May 6th, 2008 10:56:24 AM

I think you mean KNIGHTS TEMPLAR by Teko	May 6th, 2008 10:57:28 AM
Does the templar belong to a knight? Or are they the KNIGHTS TEMPLAR?
Vampire movies have been shite for Yonks by Lost Jarv	May 6th, 2008 11:00:54 AM
See 30 Days of night for a good example of how utterly pants they are nowadays. But this is potentially knuckleheaded brilliance.
High concept pixie dust... by Major Hockshtetter	May 6th, 2008 11:03:37 AM
As many have previously stated, this could have a real sticky, gooey Van Helsing sheen to it (yuch) but if done correctly, it would obviously be cool as Ranch Doritos. Oh, and whoever mentioned CRIMSON up there, HUZZAH! One of the greatest comics ever, sadly underappreciated Cliffhanger title (Battle Chasers and Out There too!)
people whine when they get remakes by mr.brownstone	May 6th, 2008 11:07:43 AM
and they whine when they get original material. congratulations humanity. you did it.
by misnomer	May 6th, 2008 11:09:15 AM
yeah because the knights templar were so heroic rolls eyes
Lost Jarv by mr.brownstone	May 6th, 2008 11:09:41 AM
is there anything limeys don't think is "wank", "shite" or "pants"?
If this is a cool script (I don't know) by moviemaniac-7	May 6th, 2008 11:15:53 AM
They will probably hire a hack writer to rewrite it, water it down to a PG13 or something with a bit of merchandise. That's how these projects end. Sorry.
BOLLOCKS........ by LORDRANDO	May 6th, 2008 11:17:16 AM
SHIT SAD SHIT PRODUCTION FUNDS SQUANDERED
Yes, lots. by Lost Jarv	May 6th, 2008 11:19:00 AM
I could have sworn I said that this could be "the most awesome slice of fried cheese for a long time" or that it was "knuckleheaded brilliance". Thanks, though.
SIGH... by Gungan Slayer	May 6th, 2008 11:24:14 AM
Of all the most badass things you can do with Knights Templars, this is the best that they could come up with? WTF
Shitty idea by ballyhoo	May 6th, 2008 11:28:27 AM
Definitely of Sci-Fi quality.
on the subject of zombies by c4andmore	May 6th, 2008 11:33:02 AM
anyone know where to find a link to the World War Z script?
"Site", "yonks", "utterly pants"... by Kid Z	May 6th, 2008 11:34:17 AM
...Why can't us yanks sound so dorkily cool as them Brits do?
Forgot to put an "h"... by Kid Z	May 6th, 2008 11:35:07 AM
...in "shite" there in my last post.
The Knight Templar... by calnorso	May 6th, 2008 11:36:42 AM
....are all the craze in Hollywood these days
Lost Jarv by mr.brownstone	May 6th, 2008 11:49:20 AM
You didn't answer my question. Just because you think this has the potential to be "knuckleheaded brilliance" doesn't mean you won't inevitably write it off as crap or whatever. Just so you know both my comments are meant in the most light hearted way possible.
Merrick, your lil Merrick is. . . by Oski	May 6th, 2008 11:54:48 AM
obviously smarter than most movie Execs, unfortunately for the movie going public.
The Premise of the 13th Warrior by Shub-Wankalot	May 6th, 2008 12:04:48 PM
Vikings and a Persian vs. "werewolves"...at first blush, but as the story progresses, what's revealed is something more. A decent yarn directed by John "Predator" McTiernan.
Sounds cool to me by Spazatronic 2000	May 6th, 2008 12:17:54 PM
as long as it's as bitchin as Underworld.
"forced to fend off an invading vampire army set on destroying t by Lemming	May 6th, 2008 12:33:05 PM
I think history just puked.
Sounds like the best movie ever. by Gil Brooks	May 6th, 2008 12:45:47 PM
Just make sure there's some topless wenches, and it will ensure my purchase of at least a ticket a day for a month.
Only good Templar is a (Blind) Dead Templar by bgart13	May 6th, 2008 01:13:15 PM
Screw this. Go watch the Blind Dead series.
I think it should turn out that the Catholic Church is run by Va by Yeti	May 6th, 2008 01:16:10 PM
Insert jokes about sucking in 3, 2, 1....
that's "Vampires" by Yeti	May 6th, 2008 01:17:12 PM
This limited space for the subject line is a pian to deal with
ARMY OF DARKNESS by ZeroCorpse	May 6th, 2008 01:24:23 PM
And it rocked.
Rather see the Knights of Columbus fight Vampires.... by Smerdyakov	May 6th, 2008 01:32:13 PM
With some help from the Moose and the Elks.
Sounds cool by slugbat	May 6th, 2008 01:55:09 PM
Nice concept. But can they cast enough interesting people to make it worthwhile?
Gabriel Knight games were SO AWESOME!!!! by Ashok0	May 6th, 2008 01:55:27 PM
Oh man I miss those games, I loved Gabe and Grace.
the story of the actual Templars by oisin5199	May 6th, 2008 01:58:11 PM
is way more interesting than any stupid vampire thing. Why can't they do that?
WARLANDS? by billybobhoyle	May 6th, 2008 01:58:50 PM
Hey sounds like that comic i read a couple of years ago. Something about werewolves and vampires vs humans/elves/dwarfs. Something about a special armor? Sounds ok i guess. The knights are fucked cause the vampires can turn the dead soldiers into more vampire soldiers.
I want Vampires vs Castaways on Gilligan's Island. by Pops Freshemeyer	May 6th, 2008 02:00:22 PM
That would be cool. Or Knights Templar vs. Muppet Babies. Even better. Blade vs. Godzilla? Frankenstein vs. Michael Myers vs. Candyman? Christopher Columbus vs Aliens vs. Predator?
This sounds... by BiggusDickus	May 6th, 2008 02:00:45 PM
...like the absolute tits if it's done properly! I shall be keeping a close eye on things...
Update Taras Bulba by zinc_chameleon	May 6th, 2008 02:07:27 PM
By having the invading Vampire army leader have a son that falls in love with a mortal girl, protected by the Knights Templar. "Take of that Templar helmet" Boom!
Badass vampires by Brunomac	May 6th, 2008 02:18:05 PM
or gay vampires? I really hate those fem Ann Rice vampires. She could make Frankenstien seem gay.
blah by Richard Richard Mayhew	May 6th, 2008 02:36:12 PM
You know, it might be just that I'm a little overly sensitive having just tried to watch the "vomit in a film cannister and call it a movie" flem 30 Days of Night last night, but this just sounds bad all around to me. I mean, why vampires? Why does it even matter if its vampires? Why not . . . Mongolians, or . . . Zombies or . . . fuck, whatever else the "in" thing is at the time. And why does it have to be the Holy Grail? Why not ankara stones, or the ark, or the true cross or whatever the fuck else topic a book has been written about lately that a few people have written. This will be about as much of a horror movie as Aliens v. Predator was, which is to say not at all. It'll be Kingdom of Heaven meets 30 Days of Night, and that's looking at it hopefully. My question is, why can't anyone in the film industry actually make a good vampire horror movie where the vampire is a) not gay, b) not mindless, c) is . . . scary? and d)it actually matters that they're a fucking vampire?? Horror! Not action! Fuck!
Merrick by The Llama	May 6th, 2008 03:23:57 PM
It's "Knights Templar," not "Knight's Templar." Apostrophe use is not that complex, man, and you look like a dipshit when you build a career around writing but still don't understand it.
Dracula vs Hitler by mrbong	May 6th, 2008 03:32:32 PM
whatever happened to it? Empire magazine announced it like ten years ago. unless it was an April edition or something?
aww how cute you have brain washed your 14-year-old son by DigitalBeachWar	May 6th, 2008 03:32:36 PM
see the subject
Terminator vs Vampires! by Pops Freshemeyer	May 6th, 2008 03:33:28 PM
Pirates vs Astronauts! Werewolves vs Lance Armstrong!
Withholding judgement by Teddy Artery	May 6th, 2008 03:37:08 PM
but just barely.
good vampire movie by c4andmore	May 6th, 2008 04:10:43 PM
last good vampire movie that I saw that actually had a creepy vampire was Subspecies from Full Moon films, rent it if you haven't seen it
Einstein vs. Hitler by Knuckleduster	May 6th, 2008 04:35:34 PM
Two German geniuses... One War... No Rules!
Pumpkinhead vs The Great Pumpkin! by Pops Freshemeyer	May 6th, 2008 05:25:36 PM
Snoopy vs Cujo!
COWBOYS VS. VAMPIRES! by Uncle Stan	May 6th, 2008 05:47:58 PM
SOLD!
COWBOYS VS. ROBOTS by Uncle Stan	May 6th, 2008 05:48:38 PM
SOLD!
THE ELEPHANT MAN VS. VAMPIRES! by Uncle Stan	May 6th, 2008 05:49:32 PM
SOLD!
ORGANIC FARMERS VS. ROBOT VAMPIRES! by Uncle Stan	May 6th, 2008 05:50:10 PM
SOLD!
DR. ZAIUS VS. TEDDY ROOSEVELT by Uncle Stan	May 6th, 2008 05:50:57 PM
SOLD!
LUCAN VS MANIMAL! by Uncle Stan	May 6th, 2008 05:51:35 PM
SOLD!
BIGFOOT VS.ROBOT WEREWOLF! by Uncle Stan	May 6th, 2008 05:52:07 PM

BIGFOOT VS. WILD-BOY! by Uncle Stan	May 6th, 2008 05:52:45 PM
SOLD!
BURPEE VS. JOHNNY'S SEEDS by Uncle Stan	May 6th, 2008 05:53:20 PM
SOLD!
DR. ZAIUS VS. GRAMPA MUNSTER! by Uncle Stan	May 6th, 2008 05:54:14 PM
SOLD!
DR. ZAIUS VS. THE POPE! by Uncle Stan	May 6th, 2008 05:54:58 PM
SOLD!
JALAPENO VS. HABANERO! by Uncle Stan	May 6th, 2008 05:56:01 PM
SOLD!
BELA LUGOSI VS. JESUS! by Uncle Stan	May 6th, 2008 05:56:41 PM
SOLD!
FROG VS. TOAD! by Uncle Stan	May 6th, 2008 05:58:01 PM
"They're not friends anymore!" SOLD!
STAN THE HOT DOG MAN VS. EMMA by Uncle Stan	May 6th, 2008 05:59:01 PM
SOLD!
PADS VS. MENSTRUAL SPONGE! by Uncle Stan	May 6th, 2008 06:00:43 PM
SOLD!
"It's called THE KNIGHT'S TEMPLAR." by catlettuce4	May 6th, 2008 06:11:13 PM
The Templar belonging to a Knight? Jesus fucking christ, Merrick, is the English language so hard?
ALIENS VS PREDATORS VS JASON VS LEATHERFACE by Prossor	May 6th, 2008 06:33:10 PM
VS FREDDY VS MICHAEL VS CARROT TOP VS JAY LENO VS EARTH VS SOUP VS BATMAN VS SUPERMAN VS TERMINATOR VS ROBOCOP VS ECKS VS SEVER VS PIRATES VS NINJAS VS CHIGURH VS DARTH VADER
Actually Dracula fought for the Pope by Prossor	May 6th, 2008 06:35:42 PM
The Pope told Dracula, Vlad guy he was all like "hey those faggy Turks be all up in the Balkans, i want you to lay the smackdown on those fools alright Drac?" And so when his Romanian army wasnt picking Turnips or impaling, he went and fucked up those Ottoman cocksuckomen.
One word ruins all hope: by Vergil	May 6th, 2008 06:47:02 PM
Vampire ARMY.
Didn't Underworld do this in flash backs or something? by Drath	May 6th, 2008 08:21:37 PM
This sounds very hopelessly played out, so unless there is something they haven't mentioned that elevates it above the obvious generic-ness of the premise as described--I'll pass.
MORTAL KOMBAT VS. DC COMICS by Johnno	May 6th, 2008 09:10:14 PM
Oh, wait...
"They want fast editing, shit music, and emo statements and shot by Prof. Pop-Cult	May 6th, 2008 09:17:37 PM
And Twilight will be different from Lost Boys how?
ALTON BROWN VS. ZOMBIE RACHEL RAY by Uncle Stan	May 6th, 2008 09:18:16 PM
SOLD!
"fast editing, shit music, emo statements, sexy vampires emoting by Prof. Pop-Cult	May 6th, 2008 09:18:51 PM
And Twilight will be different from Lost Boys how?
POTSIE AND RALPH MALPH VS. JIMMY WALKER by Uncle Stan	May 6th, 2008 09:27:20 PM
SOLD!
Any Chance of Kate Beckinsale in a Corset? by Queefer Bukkake	May 6th, 2008 09:27:43 PM
God that bitch is hot! I want to cut off my dick and sew it inside her!
CRISPIN GLOVER VS. A LOAF OF BREAD by Uncle Stan	May 6th, 2008 09:28:31 PM
SOLD!
ARBOR DAY VS. EARTH DAY by Uncle Stan	May 6th, 2008 09:30:45 PM
Arbor Day kicks Earth Day and Easter in the same film! SOLD!
JESUS VS. MOSES by That 70s Venom	May 6th, 2008 09:32:51 PM
"This time, ain't no cheek bein turned."
ORION SAMUELSON VS. JERE GETTLE by Uncle Stan	May 6th, 2008 09:33:32 PM
SOLD!
WILLIAM WALLACE VS. MAXIMUS by That 70s Venom	May 6th, 2008 09:34:18 PM
"One is fighting for freedom, the other for vengeance. Two bad ass warriors. One victor."
Scientology VS. Catholicism by That 70s Venom	May 6th, 2008 09:35:28 PM
"Tom Cruise and The Pope go face-to-face in this white-knuckle brawlfest."
BATMAN VS. SPIDER-MAN by That 70s Venom	May 6th, 2008 09:36:43 PM
"Because, let's face it, we're going to make a fuck load of money with this film."
VICTOR WONG VS. GEORGE TAKEI by Uncle Stan	May 6th, 2008 09:37:03 PM
SOLD!
NINJA TURTLES VS. POWER RANGERS by That 70s Venom	May 6th, 2008 09:37:40 PM
"We essentially just ran the fuck out of ideas."
CORNER GAS VS. SEINFELD by Uncle Stan	May 6th, 2008 09:38:42 PM
SOLD!
GOD VS. SATAN by That 70s Venom	May 6th, 2008 09:39:14 PM
"Who will win? The Good Lord? Or The Master Of Darkness? You can find out after you give us money."
INDIANA JONES VS. CROCODILE DUNDEE by That 70s Venom	May 6th, 2008 09:40:11 PM
"Admit it. You want to see this."
MICKEY ROONEY VS. BOB HOPE'S CORPSE by Uncle Stan	May 6th, 2008 09:40:12 PM
SOLD!
CONAN O'BRIEN VS. STEPHEN COLBERT by That 70s Venom	May 6th, 2008 09:41:17 PM
"Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah boy."
ANDREW JACKSON VS. AARON BURR by Uncle Stan	May 6th, 2008 09:42:19 PM
...Oh, wait. This really did happen.
ELLEN PAGE VS. MEGAN FOX by That 70s Venom	May 6th, 2008 09:43:17 PM
"Will they fight? Or will they have hot stinky sweaty lesbian sex? Perhaps both."
ABRAHAM LINCOLN VS. JOHN WILKES BOOTH by That 70s Venom	May 6th, 2008 09:44:54 PM
"We have NO idea who will win this fight."
T-1000 VS. IRON MAN by That 70s Venom	May 6th, 2008 09:47:32 PM
"One liquid robot. One solid human. Two hardcore sons of bitches."
LESTAT VS. DRACULA by That 70s Venom	May 6th, 2008 09:49:08 PM
Manic-depressive Tom Cruise VS. Oscar-ignored Gary Oldman
MARIO VS. LUIGI by That 70s Venom	May 6th, 2008 09:50:19 PM
"Two Italian brothers... from the Mushroom Kingdom... forced to fight each other... to the DEATH."
Jerry Seigel VS. Joe Shuster! by snomusic	May 6th, 2008 11:29:59 PM

John Byrne VS. Terry Austin! by snomusic	May 6th, 2008 11:31:56 PM

Terence Stamp Jor-El VS. Marlon Brando Jor-El by snomusic	May 6th, 2008 11:33:47 PM
My money's on Zod....
How do you know she is a vampire? by loafroaster	May 7th, 2008 02:33:13 AM
She turned me into a newt!
Brownstone by Lost Jarv	May 7th, 2008 03:08:28 AM
I have been a bit negative recently, but I honestly think this could be cheesy magic. Provided they watch 30 days of night and then do the polar opposite.
Madam vs. Jose' Jalipeno (on a steek!) by apollo80	May 7th, 2008 07:20:18 AM
SOLD!
Knuckleduster by mrbong	May 7th, 2008 01:36:42 PM
i think you will find that Hitler was Austrian. going on recent news, just what the hell is it with Austrians and bunkers?
If the Vampires get the Holy Grail... by samsquanch	May 7th, 2008 05:32:11 PM
They'll be able to live forever!! wait...
Dracula vs. King Arthur by bearymore	May 7th, 2008 06:49:21 PM
Dracula vs. King Arthur is the first story I know of that has vampires vs. knights. Just saying.
THIS IS A RIP OFF!!!!!! by halhefner	May 7th, 2008 07:04:29 PM
Of the Comic Dracula Vs. King Arthur!!! But a much less creative take...DREK!!!!!
Just No Girl Knights by frakthetoasters	May 8th, 2008 12:10:08 AM
Keep it real to the times and no Girl Knights or it will look like some modern version of an old tale. I'm not saying it should be a sausage fest. Have some women in it. Make one or two of them vampires. Let the human women wield a good torch or try to stand with a sword in their hand. Just no Xenas.
This CAN'T be a Sci-Fi Channel movie... by Big Dumb Ape	May 8th, 2008 01:43:10 AM
Well, not unless they add in a giant snake...
Sounds Stupid! by RickyShoreSingsTheBlues	May 8th, 2008 01:44:46 AM
check out RICKY SHORE SINGS THE BLUES

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