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Bay wants to do drugs with Bruckheimer... in '80s Miami...

My Scrotum by Annie The Pod Racer	May 6th, 2008 02:44:41 AM
Cums first before my Family. Get it?
How do you fit car crashes and explosions into this? by photoboy	May 6th, 2008 02:45:46 AM
Bay can't make serious films, he just films special effects. Perhaps it will be about exploding cocaine being driven in cars that crash?
Drugs by tomdolan04	May 6th, 2008 02:50:20 AM
Gram? You? Michael Bay?
"Horrible world of drug dealers" by TheDo	May 6th, 2008 02:52:08 AM
aka miami vice???
I guarantee there will be at least... by Redfive!	May 6th, 2008 02:57:31 AM
3 Car chases in this one.
get them on a GTA movie by Smoke Monster Loves Kate	May 6th, 2008 03:12:04 AM
set mostly in Liberty City with a brief interlude in Vice City.
DAMN YOU MICHAEL BAY! by BiggusDickus	May 6th, 2008 03:24:41 AM
Sorry, but somebody had to...
Brutal and serious by kwisatzhaderach	May 6th, 2008 03:32:45 AM
Two things Michael Bay does not do well. Seriously though, can we not ban Bruckheimer and Bay under the Crimes Against Cinema act?
Pointless by Jack Colby	May 6th, 2008 03:44:36 AM
I'd actually like to see them reteam, but on something fun, not something serious.
NOW i am pissed. by badm0j0	May 6th, 2008 03:58:42 AM
NOW Michael Bay has officially RAPED my childhood completely.
However..... by badm0j0	May 6th, 2008 03:59:19 AM
All drug dealers in this production proudly drive GM products!
Thought one was dead!? by FILMFUNK	May 6th, 2008 04:59:44 AM
Or was there a third Quality movie Blackhole type Movie Mongol? Anyway sounds like a recipe for another Shitstorm in a multiplex!
who would play mike bay [legendary colombian vacuum] by ironic_name	May 6th, 2008 05:27:21 AM

exloding cocaine by Magic Rat	May 6th, 2008 06:29:38 AM
awesome!
exploding by Magic Rat	May 6th, 2008 06:30:21 AM
sheesh, can we get an edit button up in here. What is this thing running on, Geocities?
Awesome! by Yeti	May 6th, 2008 06:59:16 AM
As long as shit gets blown up real good.
Damn You Michael Bay by MCMLXXVI	May 6th, 2008 07:08:51 AM
Damn You Michael Bay
MCMLXXVI... by Billy The Fish	May 6th, 2008 07:29:18 AM
It looks like Biggus beat you to your tired old cliche this time, and on a Michael Bay post, too. You must be pissed!
Buck You Michael Fay!!!! by Bill Brasky	May 6th, 2008 07:30:11 AM
...and hopefully, if it isn't released on Blu-Ray, you won't do the sequel.
sounds boring by taff	May 6th, 2008 07:48:59 AM
I'm tired of drug movies. Will they wear Miami Vice clothes? Shudder!!!!
BAY FOR A SERIOUS CAPTAIN AMERICA FILM. WITHOUT TOILET JOKES. by Se7en	May 6th, 2008 08:24:27 AM
THAT would RULE. Note : Please NO TOILET JOKES. In the vein of The Rock.
AS LONG AS THERE'S A MOUNTIAN OF BLOW ON THE CRAFT SERVICES TABL by BurgerTime	May 6th, 2008 08:53:19 AM
** An actual addendum added to the contracts of both Bruckheimer and Bay for this project.
why by ZO	May 6th, 2008 09:03:52 AM
is drug dealing a horrible world?
Michael Bay could do something good possibly...right? by godzillasushi	May 6th, 2008 09:22:50 AM
I mean, he could do something seriously awesome out of this. I just hate all his movies and his version of Transformers which leaves everything to be desired while also ruining it for me. Just the little things like that. ;)
this is what m.bay was made for by LarryTheCableGuy	May 6th, 2008 09:27:49 AM
he is a miami coke addict in the 80s. i'm looking forward to this.
WATCH COCAINE COWBOYS by Saluki	May 6th, 2008 09:34:01 AM
Boring? BORING?!? This is the most intense documentary I've ever seen. It moves like a machine gun. Not surprised Bay is interested, he must've loved the editing. By the time you get to the interview with the hitman, you just will not even believe you live in such a world anymore.
There Will Be Explosions... by morGoth	May 6th, 2008 10:02:23 AM
...somehow Bay could cast Daniel Day-Lewis in this.
ONLY IF THEY SIGN PHILIP MICHAEL THOMAS AS NARRATOR by leobloom	May 6th, 2008 10:30:45 AM
Paging Crockett and Tubbs...
Bay for Miami Vice!! by Itto Ogami loses Daigoro	May 6th, 2008 10:30:56 AM
well he should've been anyway
And the special drug consultant will be... by moviemaniac-7	May 6th, 2008 11:13:14 AM
Don Simpson!
South Park knows best by Just_Tom	May 6th, 2008 11:18:43 AM
"Michael Bay gets to keep making movies. There isn't a God." -- Kyle Broflovski
will they show the part by Spazatronic 2000	May 6th, 2008 12:21:54 PM
where the CIA ships in tons of pure cocaine then busts you for buying it?
Soooo by Series7	May 6th, 2008 12:35:39 PM
is this going to be like a documentary with Micheal Bay's first hand account into the drug world of the 80's?
If you want a serious adult take on the subject matter.. by IndustryKiller!	May 6th, 2008 01:27:04 PM
then you could not have a worse producing team. These clowns are far too hung up on what the lowest common denominator of the audience wants for this to be given the respect it deserves.
Oh it will be BRUTAL (like it always is with Bay)... by Proman1984	May 6th, 2008 02:05:01 PM
But this can't be serious... I mean. I'm already laughing :) hahaha.
Already has been done... by DigitalBeachWar	May 6th, 2008 03:34:31 PM
Ummm Manns Miami Vice?
No way this is better than Miami Vice. by Knuckleduster	May 6th, 2008 04:14:18 PM
I love Miami Vice.
Get Bay only if RATner is busy by KurtLockwood	May 6th, 2008 04:14:37 PM
Tho I did love all the military shit and the action in Transformers...
Get Bay only if RATner is busy by KurtLockwood	May 6th, 2008 04:15:18 PM
Tho I did love all the military shit and the action in Transformers...
oops, sorry about double post by KurtLockwood	May 6th, 2008 04:16:06 PM

BOOO by kingben	May 6th, 2008 05:24:52 PM
This is going to suck
movie needs hired ninja assassins by Meatbiscuit	May 6th, 2008 06:13:06 PM
4 killing innocents in night club lines.
Snorting Coke Off Of Dead Hookers' Ass Cracks: by Prossor	May 6th, 2008 06:24:35 PM
The Michael Bay, Jerry Bruckheimer, Brett Ratner Story. Dedicated to Don Simpson.
by DigitalBeachWar by REDD	May 6th, 2008 06:41:06 PM
Mann's Miami Vice was set present day, this would be Miami in the 80's (unless you were refering to the tv show).
DigitalBeachWar by REDD	May 6th, 2008 06:41:13 PM
Mann's Miami Vice was set present day, this would be Miami in the 80's (unless you were refering to the tv show).
Bay and Cocaine by ChiTownsBest	May 6th, 2008 06:59:18 PM
His movies look like he's sniffing an eightball in between takes anyway so this should be a match made in heaven.
Vice City: The Movie by Gozu	May 6th, 2008 08:19:34 PM
Stop this dicking around, trying to take a "serious" look at drug trafficking. Pastel color scheme, over the top sex and violence, and mountains of white powder everywhere. That's how you do it.
i think they did it already with Scarface by Prossor	May 6th, 2008 08:35:50 PM
"joo just fucked jurself frogface"
I might pay money to see this... by fanboy71	May 6th, 2008 08:44:15 PM
but only if it has Crockett and Tubbs in it.
Here's what michael bay can do with my pubes by WolfmanNards	May 6th, 2008 09:42:24 PM
He can grind them up in a juicer and take a chug of my asshair salad. Fuck off, Michael Bay. You raped Transformers, and I swear on my mother's grave, I WILL RAPE YOU!
I DEMAND THIS TO BE AWESOME by ArcadianDS	May 7th, 2008 08:39:37 AM
BABOOOOOM
I wanna see this. by TomBodet	May 10th, 2008 04:22:55 PM
You do too. Break out Don Johnson and those no-sock wardrobes.

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