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Lindsay Lohan Joins
Cast Of UGLY BETTY!!

wha? by s0nicdeathmonkey	May 4th, 2008 02:08:39 PM
why?
Hahaha!!! How the mighty cokehead has fallen! by captboulder	May 4th, 2008 02:08:42 PM
Wow, her stint as a teen movie star was short! Shame the gay producers in Hollywood didn't get her to show some tits and ass before her body went to hell! Years ago I probably would've made a statement about drinking her bath water but fuck that shit! Now she a dried up cunt!
LiLo = Quality actress by Robnhud	May 4th, 2008 02:10:16 PM
It'd be nice to see LiLo really stretch her acting abilities by playing someone fallen on hard times. Who'd have thought she's a method actor? I'll still watch to see if she sheds any clothes.
When... by WelcoMatt	May 4th, 2008 02:14:10 PM
Is she gonna hit bottom enough to start doing porn?
Lohan by ShogunMaster	May 4th, 2008 02:15:45 PM
I never thought too much of her as either an actress or a sex princess. But it's too bad that she fell so hard in her personal life. It's hard not to look at her in a mocking way anymore. Frankly, I think her best chance at coming back is to disapear for awhile and come back as a more serious actress in 5 to 10 years. But at the moment, she is a joke and she doesn't have the looks to make us sympathise for her anymore.
re: "When is she gonna hit bottom enough... by captboulder	May 4th, 2008 02:26:06 PM
to start doing porn?" Soon, young grasshopper! Very soon. Well Skinamax anyways!
Grey's Anatomy and CSI = crap by Pongo	May 4th, 2008 02:43:39 PM
High ratings for these shows proves that Americans like garbage television.
CSI: For dumb people who like to feel smart, but aren't... by Stormwatcher	May 4th, 2008 02:52:46 PM
Man that show is retarted. I love how Juries are now asking for CSI type evidence for everything. Like any police force would invest that much money in solving a murder.
CSI Rates higher than Lost? by kdoc13	May 4th, 2008 03:15:41 PM
Seriously? I didn't think that many Grandparents still existed in America. I don't get CSI at all. I mean if I wanted to be talked down to like I'm a moron for an hour I'd watch CSPAN or TBN. Here's every episode of CSI. Someone dies, bitter angry detective calls CSI team, the whole time they are working they talk to each other like none of the others knows a thing about science or how the forensics tests work, and in turn talking down to their audience, then stealing from Colombo, visit the killer a couple of times, before catching him with some bit of obscure evidence that any forensics person would have found. Thank you Jerry Bruckheimer. If I worked with those people, I'd have gone postal during season 1 and had my own episode, KDOC goes to jail for killing his CSI team for being a bunch of asshats.
Captboulder by kdoc13	May 4th, 2008 03:17:22 PM
By the way, the tits are big, but did you see those Vanity Fair pics? Something is seriously wrong with her nipples. The look like a 3 year olds. If she ever has kids, they're gonna starve trying to find something to latch on to.
Hmmm by codymr	May 4th, 2008 03:24:02 PM
Strange story for AICN... this is not "cool" and barely qualifies as "news".
Criswell predicts... by thegreatwhatzit	May 4th, 2008 03:43:54 PM
a "Playboy" spread for Lohan. It's inevitable. She earned less than 15 minutes o' fame as a nude Marilyn Monroe ("New York" magazine). And, bottom line, her "solo" movies tanked at the boxoffice (I KNOW WHO KILLED ME, JUST MY LUCK, et al; she was obviously coked-up when approving these scripts). Nevertheless, the tabloid press still allude to her as a "movie star" (??); then again, they address Sharon Stone as a movie star (never mind that Stone never made a profitable movie, exempting BASIC INSTINCT). Lohan can see her future at the bottom of a tequila bottle. Her only defender has been the intolerant, pretentious twit, Richard Roeper ("The press and public should stop hounding her!" Yeah, we're the blame, you dumb douchebag. Jesus, please bring back Ebert and resurrect Siskel). I loved the adolescent actor from HARRY POTTER who had no choice but to fraternize with Lohan for some social event. Lohan boasted about eventually winning an Oscar. The POTTER teen enlightened the press, "First, she should learn to be an actress...she can't act!..."
WIll she stumble and fall down the stairs? by gotham_night	May 4th, 2008 03:49:27 PM

Ugly Betty is just an idea that got stale fast by chrth	May 4th, 2008 03:59:44 PM
The only hope for the show is constant stunt casting, but people will get tired of that fast.
Series renamed: Freckled Lesbian by palewook	May 4th, 2008 04:06:18 PM

Recurring role by pk68	May 4th, 2008 04:09:33 PM
doesn't mean she's not going to make movies. Duh...
Actually I feel... by mrfan	May 4th, 2008 04:22:31 PM
that maybe she should do more television. Always thought she would be better off in a comedy.
kdoc13, it's not that surprising by NeoMyers	May 4th, 2008 04:27:51 PM
Anyone can just turn on CSI and watch. It's brainless and formulaic. There is nothing to keep track of really. Whereas Lost is complex and requires a memory. People actually keep clear of Lost because they know they wouldn't understand a thing. Hell, the way it is now, if you stopped watching at the beginning of S3 you'd be confused if you tuned in now.
Who watches this pretentious bullshit? by Han Cholo	May 4th, 2008 04:35:08 PM
If there ever was a show that tried to present the Latino community in a realistic fashion, this ain't it. Plus the fact that the show is gayer than a picnic basket doesn't help much. The only good thing about the show is the fake, hot receptionist and the sister.
she was on SNL last night... by Prossor	May 4th, 2008 04:51:18 PM
wow how spent and haggard she looks yuck. not even her makeup can hide her worn out whory appeaprance. I cant believ how quick she changed to her other appeprance on SNL when she was actually somewhat hot with them harry potter skit focused on her tits.
is it just me, or.....? by zom-bot.com	May 4th, 2008 04:54:27 PM
is America Ferrera 200 times cuter than LiLo. in fact, LiLo is disgusting.
looooser by Orionsangels	May 4th, 2008 04:59:44 PM

And... by DaveInRhodeIsland	May 4th, 2008 05:16:27 PM
this is supposed to make me watch this show? I'll only watch when Lohan is having a nervous breakdown while on a serious coke jag and her genitals are showing for all to see. Anything less is of no interest.
lohan the box office sensation by thefoggiest	May 4th, 2008 05:34:32 PM
actually looking at those film titles next to each other its a surprise she's not running hollywood by now...
Betty has already garnered more Emmys than “The Wire" by IAmJack'sUserID	May 4th, 2008 05:53:37 PM
Uh, what kind of dumb, random thing is that?? Everyone who doesn't ride a short bus to school knows that The Wire is terribly underated and underappreciated. And we know The Wire is a far superior show, so why the stupid blurb about the pointless Emmys?
She needs to do a proper sex scene by performingmonkey	May 4th, 2008 06:19:06 PM
Yeah she did a sex scene in one of the movies she made but she really needs to get those fine titties out (OK I know she did that too for the Marilyn pics but...her tits out AND having sex onscreen is better). I laugh at people saying they wouldn't touch her with yours. You all know you'd have her in an instant if she was offering! I would get the KY out (or vegetable oil, whatever) and pwn her up the ass. She'd love it too. She'd have a fully satisfying g-spot orgasm, and several clitoral o's to boot. I'd fuck her. You'd fuck her.
In far more interesting news.. by ShogunMaster	May 4th, 2008 06:23:21 PM
I get to see the new Indiana Jones Movie on Wednesday. I'll let you know if he dies at the end...
Lohan by malpaso	May 4th, 2008 06:34:17 PM
Has some chops...it'll be interesting to see how this goes. Still, a well-lit nude scene an a major motiion picture would do wonders for her career.
Lindsay Lohan NEEDS to turn to Porn. by DarkJediStoops	May 4th, 2008 06:40:34 PM
That's where her feature film future lies.
Douchebag Gotta Eat by Read and Shut Up	May 4th, 2008 06:41:51 PM
...yeah, I hated that too - but it had to be said. DarkJediStoops, I think you're onto something.
People want to see Lindsey nude? by gotham_night	May 4th, 2008 06:51:04 PM
Wow, you must really be desperate.
Remember Britney pulled this same shit on that CBS show! by captboulder	May 4th, 2008 07:04:45 PM
Lohan trying to revitalize her image but its too late! With actress like Megan Fox and the other young chests making a play in Hollywood, Lohan would be considered old enough to be their mothers! Plus that Amanda Bynes is doing well and setting a good path for herself!
Sharon Stone by optimus122	May 4th, 2008 07:14:03 PM
Was also in Total Recall which made nice money..ok she wasn't a lead in it. Lohan can still act she needs to do something like this to fix her career. She needs to be a supporting actress for a long time now and not get in any trouble. This is what happens when a movie star would rather be a sex symbol/porn actress/stripper. Back in the day it was the other way around..all the pr0n stars wanted to be taken seriously..now we got these young girls all wanting to be seen naked like they have something the even hotter 1 million girls on the interenet who are nude don't have.What a waste of talent.
New Simpsons strikes AICN!!! by br1947	May 4th, 2008 07:25:09 PM
Comic book guy apparetly posts on "Ain't it Fat News", LOL!!!
Having Lohan on won't help the ratings for Ugly Betty.. by Yeti	May 4th, 2008 07:39:45 PM
in the long run. The shark, it's been jumped.
The cool thing about this is... by Napoleon Park	May 4th, 2008 07:46:00 PM
Lohan? no... Betty? No... "joins"? No.. "Cast?" Certainly not - cast makes me think of broken limbs. So that leaves the word "of". "Of" is pretty cool. A one syllable sound. Say it over and over long enough and it stops being a word at all. Of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of. Of of pog, blog blog scuba. Scuba of blog. Blog pog of scuba. Of of of. Scu-u-uba. Of. All you need it of.
Lindsay doing Porn, by DarkJediStoops	May 4th, 2008 07:52:55 PM
would make her look like an acting goddess. And she'll achieve what she wants to do.. sex on screen. She and her freckled ass will be a huge money spinner.
zom-bot.com... by WelcoMatt	May 4th, 2008 07:56:06 PM
is on crack. ferrara IS ugly america! Lohan is very hot. Especially from the mean girls era. she's a little too tan now, but i would't kick her out...
Hey. I would do them both. by mrfan	May 4th, 2008 08:23:57 PM
But I am a huge horndog. Yes. I have issues.
I'm disappointed, this should have been a hilarious TB. by Flim Springfield	May 4th, 2008 09:44:33 PM

Skiis + Jaws Theme = Lohan Appearance by DrSarcasm	May 4th, 2008 09:56:52 PM
You shouldn't be too surprised.
speaking of Amanda Bynes i auditioned for her part.. by Prossor	May 4th, 2008 09:57:39 PM
remember when she first started on that nickelodeon "all that" shit doing that skit on the bed, ask Amanda or some shit well i came to that audition back then when i was 11/12 and doin commercials, it was one of the show's soundstages i think, empty audience seats. needles to say i didnt get the cuntwhores p art.
should retitle the show "Butt Ugly" by gotham_night	May 4th, 2008 10:02:29 PM

Aquaman is so gay. by DOGSOUP	May 4th, 2008 10:06:07 PM
He thrusts into battle limp-wristed
Chapter 27 only made 5 cents?!? Wha? by MrMysteryGuest	May 4th, 2008 10:30:12 PM

Direct to DVD skin flicks by Mullah Omar	May 4th, 2008 11:11:04 PM
...are the inevitable next phase in Lohan's career. She needs to pay her bar tab somehow.
She's got big tits... by Alonzo Mosely	May 5th, 2008 01:34:28 AM
And thus I have expounded all my Lohen knowledge...
ugly lindsay by bacci40	May 5th, 2008 02:25:14 AM
she is a walking commercial to not do drugs...never have i seen such a beautiful girl hit the wall so quickly...she looks 40...and i thought i know who killed me, killed her career...guess i was wrong
Lindsay Lohan Joins My Penis With Her Mouth And Vagina! by LaserPants	May 5th, 2008 06:02:24 AM
Whilst we both snort our very own 8Balls of coke!
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz by TomBodet	May 5th, 2008 06:34:32 AM
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Thought she made better money by Dazzler69	May 5th, 2008 06:46:46 AM
I guess she is not that big of a movie star after all. Pap's make them all bigger stars than they are.
"Joins the cast?" by BizarroJerry	May 5th, 2008 10:39:10 AM
Since when is a five episode guest spot the same as joining the cast?
Survivor shoud be dominating that slot by Big Jim	May 5th, 2008 12:44:16 PM
That last Tribal Council was the best yet (and the ones in the weeks before weren't too shaby either). And Amanda looks good in a bikini. Another way to look at Lohan's box office track record (I'd do a graph here if I could): 1998 - 1 film - $66.3 million 2003 - 1 film - $110.2 million 2004 - 1 film - $29.3 million 2005 - 2 films - $152 million 2006 - 3 films - $48.8 million 2007 - 3 films - $26.05 million
Entertainment Weekly Loves this show by Samuel Fulmer	May 5th, 2008 02:50:55 PM
Proof that it sucks.
MEN IN TREES CANCELLED!!!! by gotham_night	May 5th, 2008 04:15:13 PM
Shitty Kristen from E weeps for days
This American Life by INWOsuxRED	May 5th, 2008 09:39:29 PM
was really good Sunday night.

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