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AICN, KIDS CLUB & FANTASTIC FEST presents SPEED RACER screening this Monday - Free w/ Child... any Child! A Real Child!

This is just asking for someone to kidnap a kid... by PirateEmery	May 1st, 2008 08:33:24 PM
You know it, and I know it.
How about a wiener dog? by Longfellow X	May 1st, 2008 08:37:27 PM
I got a wiener dog. He's like a son to me.
Whats frustrating is the fact that..... by Quake II	May 1st, 2008 09:27:22 PM
....I bet every AICN staffer has seen Speed Racer already (Moriority admitted it) and they can't review it yet. Grrrrrr.
And with seven Iron Man reviews by Quake II	May 1st, 2008 09:31:46 PM
one Speed Racer review from an AICN regular would be nice. Why would Warner Bros care about early reviews if it generates more interest in the film? Unless Speed Racer is a disaster.....
You may not give a shit... by thebearovingian	May 1st, 2008 09:36:41 PM
but I just finished my coursework for the semester and I am funkin' ELATED! I gotta SHOUT from the rooftops, baby! Go go, gadget Speed Racer! Enjoy the screening with your biological ball-n-chains!
Longfellow X: Ask if you can bring your inner child. by thebearovingian	May 1st, 2008 09:38:57 PM
No one can deny that's real!
HAHA HAHA CHIM FOR PREZ HAHA HAHA WHOO HAHA HAHA by leobloom	May 1st, 2008 09:40:29 PM
Almost as good as HULK FECES.
Iron Man sounds awesome!!! by Stevie Grant	May 1st, 2008 09:41:52 PM
Oh wait... what's this about?
Oh wait! For kids, too! by thebearovingian	May 1st, 2008 09:41:59 PM
Harry, why aren't you screening Hostel 3 or something for all the people with hyper-mature [allegedly] kids?! Yup, I opened that can of worms. Now, discuss.
CHIM CHIM'S BADASS REVENGE by leobloom	May 1st, 2008 09:42:54 PM
Posting retarded comments is fun, isn't it gotham_skywalker?!
by the way... by Stevie Grant	May 1st, 2008 09:49:41 PM
that chubby forearm creeped the hell out of me. forearms should not be the same size as necks regardless of how lazy and disgusting some film critics can be.
actually it's a flash file by HEADGEEK	May 1st, 2008 10:04:26 PM
just saying
CHIM CHIM FOR WORLD DICTATOR!!! by LaserPants	May 1st, 2008 10:23:25 PM
His platform? CAAAAAANNNNDYYYYY!!!!
I'm a man-child. Does that count? by jrbarker	May 1st, 2008 11:04:07 PM
Because I'd like to go.
why did they make it pg?? by bacci40	May 2nd, 2008 12:21:01 AM
bring the kids, watch spritle flip the bad guy the finger...watch speed tongue wrestle trixie...btw, trixie is flat chested, do they make ricci tape up her ginourmous boobies?
I 2nd the vote for CHIM CHIM FOR PRESIDENT!!! by captboulder	May 2nd, 2008 12:29:26 AM
Finally a true candidate for the people and primates!
here he comes here comes speed racer by Groothewarrior	May 2nd, 2008 01:23:58 AM

he's a demon on wheels...hes a demon and hes gonna be racing aft by Groothewarrior	May 2nd, 2008 01:26:02 AM

by Groothewarrior	May 2nd, 2008 01:27:11 AM

Good point from jrbarker by the way	May 2nd, 2008 01:39:54 AM
And since it's Warner Brothers, are there any freebies for "where the Wild Things Are." I post a lot about that film 'cuz I got this rare man-child disorder, ya see, and before it progresses...
but where by Ommadawn1959	May 2nd, 2008 01:40:08 AM
Where am I gonna find a child to buy at this late hour? Jeez.
Is it okay to bring an Austrian father and daughter? by Uncapie	May 2nd, 2008 01:43:08 AM
Unless, its his wife? How about their kids or would they be grand kids? I'm confused.
Too soon Uncapie...Too soon! by PaddyIrishman	May 2nd, 2008 02:13:19 AM

LOL Uncapie by Pondscum	May 2nd, 2008 05:23:57 AM
The Austrian CHUDS would be perfect to take to the showing. They're used to dark rooms with no windows.
What does this have to do... by blimblambloo	May 2nd, 2008 07:58:41 AM
... with Iron Man? That's all I want to read about.
Variety has a positive Speed Racer review by wilsonfisk89	May 3rd, 2008 03:06:56 PM
-stoked-
Speed Racer Needs a Shave and a Haircut by TRON	May 3rd, 2008 03:15:26 PM

No desire to see this.... by jimmy_009	May 3rd, 2008 07:47:18 PM
No amount of hype is going to make those trailers look good. Seriously the CG looks awful. Brain rot material.
WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH IRONMAN? by Lashlarue	May 4th, 2008 12:47:24 AM
HUH!!!!!!!!!!!
Isn't there a Rent a Kid Program available by Yeti	May 4th, 2008 07:51:48 AM
Just for situations like these?
CLOVERFIELD 2 IMAGES LEAKED! by LittleDudes	May 4th, 2008 01:50:03 PM
http://tinyurl.com/6fw6qr
MONKEYS AND RACECARS YOU CANNOT BEAT THAT by TomBodet	May 4th, 2008 02:32:33 PM
This should be fun. I'm in. Not for the Contest, mind-but the movie itself. Chim Chim is our resident Lord and Saviour.
TUBGIRL II PICS ONLINE THANK YOU LILDUDES by TomBodet	May 4th, 2008 04:24:19 PM
you knew they'd show.
I hope the movie isn't like the trailers by Orionsangels	May 4th, 2008 05:01:03 PM
supers fast cuts and not being able to appreciate what you're lookin at.
RE: not being able to appreciate what you're lookin at. by Mace Tofu	May 4th, 2008 10:11:07 PM
That is why God made IMAX. : )
IGN has 3 mins of footage! Film looks incredible! by Johnno	May 4th, 2008 11:14:10 PM
They also have a new music video too. Anyway the trailers do contain a lot of fast cuts and stuff, but the actual movie itself looks a lot smoother! Watch the 3 min clip. Yeah it's still pretty fast paced and energetic but it is indeed watchable! And the transitions... there's a lot of them and they're really crazy! This flic screams fun!
will call list for event by jj4022	May 5th, 2008 10:46:22 AM
where is the list?
No kidding, I need to know if I'm on the list by thefutureoffilm	May 5th, 2008 11:20:16 AM
So I can know if I need to pickup my brother after school or what.
WILL CALL LIST! by jj4022	May 5th, 2008 03:08:57 PM
http://originalalamo.blogspot. com/2008/05/speed-racer-promo- ticket-winners.html Here's the list in alphabetical order: Chris Aidan: 2 tickets Brad Anner: 2 tickets Dana Archip: 2 tickets Daniel Armendariz: 2 tickets Rick Artus: 2 tickets Fernando Avalos: 2 tickets Domenique Bellavia: 2 tickets Elspeth Bennighof: 2 tickets Gopal Bidarhi: 2 tickets Chris Billig: 2 tickets Mike Blair: 2 tickets Jason Brian: 2 tickets Annalin Bryant: 2 tickets Lize Burr: 2 tickets Jay Byrd: 2 tickets Jennifer Carter: 2 tickets Eli Catalan: 2 tickets Marie Catrett: 2 tickets Adam Charles: 1 tickets Chelsea Chauffe: 2 tickets Oliver Chiang: 2 tickets Greg Clark: 2 tickets Jeremy Cohen: 2 tickets Shannon Cromer: 2 tickets Austin Culp: 2 tickets Jesús DeLeón-Serratos: 2 tickets Roland Denoie: 2 tickets Victor DePasqual: 2 tickets Dusty Doering: 2 tickets Michael Domangue: 2 tickets Mike Eitel: 2 tickets Rebecca Elliott: 2 tickets Rebecca Elliott: 3 tickets Will Eppler: 2 tickets John Estrada: 2 tickets Blake Etheridge: 1 tickets Philip Evans: 2 tickets Kevin Ford: 2 tickets Matthew Frederick: 2 tickets Wes Gilpin: 2 tickets Geoffrey Glass: 2 tickets Aliza Gold: 2 tickets Troy Gonzales: 2 tickets Austin Green: 2 tickets Andrew Grissom: 2 tickets Lily Gross: 2 tickets Megan Hagins: 2 tickets Aaron Haley : 2 tickets Dustin Hall: 2 tickets Andrew Hamlin: 2 tickets Anna Hanks: 2 tickets Christie Hanna: 3 tickets Drew Harris: 2 tickets Bud Hasert: 2 tickets Ashley Hazelwood: 2 tickets Richard Heim: 2 tickets Richard Heim: 3 tickets Chris Henney: 2 tickets Noelle Hernandez: 2 tickets George Hickman: 2 tickets Colin Higgins: 2 tickets Scott Honea: 2 tickets Cheri Howell: 2 tickets Eugene Hsu: 2 tickets Dane Hurt: 2 tickets Graham Hutchins : 2 tickets Chris Hyams: 2 tickets Jamie Jefferies: 2 tickets Christina Jennings: 2 tickets Sven Johnson: 1 tickets Sarah Johnson: 2 tickets Gordon Jones: 2 tickets Gordon Jones: 3 tickets Sunil Khanna: 2 tickets Scott Kilpatrick: 2 tickets Harry Knowles: 1 tickets Patricia Knowles: 1 tickets Jay Knowles: 1 tickets Dannie Knowles: 9 tickets Win Knowles: 1 tickets Brian Krumdick: 2 tickets Andrew Kunz: 2 tickets Robert Lambert: 2 tickets Brian Lasoya: 2 tickets Lanny Latham: 2 tickets Taura Lathem: 2 tickets Michael Lencioni: 2 tickets Alexander Lent: 2 tickets Shauna Leveille: 2 tickets Amanda Luna: 2 tickets Crystal Maher: 2 tickets Ryan Mahoney: 2 tickets Rob Mahoney: 2 tickets Whitney Martin: 2 tickets Stephen McCall: 2 tickets Aaron McGuffey: 2 tickets Jake McKay: 2 tickets Sean McPhee: 2 tickets John Merriman: 2 tickets Rich Merritt: 2 tickets Travis Meuller: 2 tickets Dominic Mondragon: 2 tickets Andre Monserrat: 2 tickets Martin Montero: 2 tickets Ben Moody: 2 tickets Gregg Moore: 2 tickets Lori Moore: 2 tickets Khanh T. Nguyen: 2 tickets Adam Norwood: 2 tickets Bryan Nystul: 2 tickets Mike Nystul: 2 tickets Dan O'Dwyer: 2 tickets David O'Leary: 2 tickets Glen Oliver: 2 tickets Rick Olmos: 2 tickets Marcus Owens: 1 tickets Jack Patillo: 2 tickets Mason Peatross: 2 tickets Maxim Pozderac: 2 tickets Ian Prikryl: 2 tickets Fabian Puente: 2 tickets Blake Rebouche: 2 tickets Mike Reed: 2 tickets Niel Reese: 1 tickets Norman Richards: 2 tickets Richard Rodriguez: 2 tickets Eva Romero: 2 tickets Rafael Ruiz: 1 tickets Aiah Samba: 2 tickets Celeste De Los Santos: 2 tickets Brian Satterwhite: 2 tickets Brian Satterwhite: 2 tickets Alyssa Saucedo: 2 tickets Mike Schofield: 2 tickets Roger Shepard: 2 tickets Joe Shivers: 2 tickets Michael Silva: 2 tickets Reneau Skinner: 2 tickets Libertie Smith: 2 tickets Stephen Sosa: 2 tickets Leif Steenson: 2 tickets Jordan Stewart: 2 tickets Bianca Taulman: 2 tickets Kent Taylor: 2 tickets Heather Timmis: 2 tickets Linnea Toney: 2 tickets Javi Trujillo: 2 tickets Jesse Trussell: 2 tickets Grace Tsao: 2 tickets Justin Tu: 2 tickets John Tucker: 2 tickets David Tucker: 2 tickets Andy Tucker: 2 tickets Kristina Vallejo: 2 tickets Amanda Van Ast: 2 tickets Eric Vespe: 2 tickets Allen Vianes: 2 tickets Robert Villarreal: 2 tickets Stephen A. Viteo: 2 tickets Liz Voorhees: 2 tickets JJ Weber: 2 tickets Mark Wensel: 2 tickets Chris Wilkerson: 2 tickets Brandon Willaims: 2 tickets Kenneth Wilson: 2 tickets Seth Wispelway: 2 tickets Gary Woodcock: 2 tickets William Wymore: 2 tickets Randy Wymore: 2 tickets Andie Zepeda: 2 tickets
Reviews anyone? Anyone? Hello! by Quake II	May 5th, 2008 10:24:04 PM
I expect some reviews on here tonight......unless you were all threatened by Warner Bros & Aintitcool Enterprises Inc. Two questions...Does the movie have some "Fuck yeah" moments and does it have replay value?
The movie has its FUCK YEAHs and oh yes, I will see it again by HEADGEEK	May 5th, 2008 10:43:41 PM
more to come later!
Thanks Harry. by Quake II	May 6th, 2008 12:35:39 AM
Kinda like a review for people with A.D.D......I have a 6 year old and we both love the original series. I hope they do the characters justice. Racer X carries a Broomhandle Mauser, so that rules right there.
Fuck Yeah! by Mace Tofu	May 6th, 2008 01:09:19 AM
Can't wait for your review Harry : ) My IMAX theater won't get SPEED RACER 'till June 6th : (

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