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First again!!
by The Guy Who Slept Through Everything.
Apr 29th, 2008
04:41:26 AM
twice in 1 night!! Can't wait to see this.
I don't go to the cinema often...
by UltraMeerkat
Apr 29th, 2008
04:45:20 AM
but I think I will for this film. Any news of an IMAX release anyone?
UltraMeerkat...
by TheRealMoriarty
Apr 29th, 2008
04:45:54 AM
... nope. IRON MAN won't be IMAX.
Superman 1978 theme
by kwisatzhaderach
Apr 29th, 2008
04:48:32 AM
untouchable
Summer starts here
by kwisatzhaderach
Apr 29th, 2008
04:51:45 AM
Iron Man, Indiana Jones, The Happening, Dark Knight, X-Files 2 - can't wait.
Awesome.
by TattooedBillionaire
Apr 29th, 2008
04:57:05 AM
As always, great review, Moriarty! I didn't think it was possible, but I want to see this more now. I'm sad to hear the score is a bit on the generic side.
Iron does not exist in this dojo
by Cobra--Kai
Apr 29th, 2008
05:08:35 AM
Okay... I thought Harry's ecstatic review could be credited to his extreme love of all things Superhero. But now Mori too. Perhaps the IRON MAN really is cinematic gold - i'm looking forward to finding out!
Favreau rules
by spud mcspud
Apr 29th, 2008
05:11:16 AM
You could see a great action director waiting to break out in ZATHURA too. That film was WAY more fun than I expected, and I know IRON MAN will be too.

Downey Jr - great to have you back! Loved KKBB, by the way ;D

Kwisatzhaderach
by Lost Jarv
Apr 29th, 2008
05:12:06 AM
You're Scottish aren't you? are you really that excited for this?

I'm stumped/ mystified and I'm geekier than the average bear.

same to you spud
by Lost Jarv
Apr 29th, 2008
05:15:10 AM
my tubural friend- You live in the north of England. Iron man just doesn't have the same cachet over here.

But as I said elsewhere, what the fuck do I know,

Consensus does not exist in this dojo
by Cobra--Kai
Apr 29th, 2008
05:17:40 AM
Metacritic currently has Iron Man at 78/100. Hmmm... Seems reactions are pretty mixed. Consensus does not exist in this dojo.
GTAIV does not exist in this dojo
by Cobra--Kai
Apr 29th, 2008
05:20:09 AM
Metacritic currently has GTA IV at 100/100 holy s**t!! Don't think i've ever seen that before! I'm sold!
It sounds great.
by TomBodet
Apr 29th, 2008
05:21:10 AM
I'm there! gotta like the casting choices, the director, the F/X, that great jet scene, etc. This is the way to do this.
"I don’t want to indulge in hyperbole..."
by Ben_Gazzara
Apr 29th, 2008
05:38:21 AM
It wouldn't be AICN if you didn't. I'm sure this film is great and I'll be seeing it this weekend, but this review reeks of one more where you jokers dance around it and scream its praises to high heaven, and when the dust settles and people start to criticize it you'll be saying things like, "The reason Iron Man didn't quite work is..."
Ben_Gazarra has a point
by IndustryKiller!
Apr 29th, 2008
05:48:24 AM
Far be it for me to criticize Iron Man yet, because I really couldn't be more excited. But too often does the hyperbole reach a critical mass only for the very same people who liked it to come to their senses. Look at Transformers for god sake. Star Wars Episode 3, which at the time this site praised to high heaven and is now widely seen as a joke. Cloverfield is certainly on its way there. This one looks like it could be different though.
Transformers was good for what it was.
by TomBodet
Apr 29th, 2008
05:50:22 AM
Sith III isn't the one seen as a joke-that'd be either Klones or Menace, taker yer pick. You might actually Enjoy this one IndyKiller.
IRON MAN, IRON MAN, DOES WHATEVER AN IRON CAN!
by LaserPants
Apr 29th, 2008
05:50:23 AM
Cool! Pretty much everything I've heard has been very positive. This isn't another FF (or any of the other half-assed Marvel train-wrecks we've seen lately), its actually a good movie. Maybe the one that replaces the Spider-Man franchise in terms of popularity.
ben and industry....
by slappy jones
Apr 29th, 2008
05:53:22 AM
there is going to be a massive backlash against Iron Man because it is fucking fantastic. It will cross over to a massive audience and be a huge hit not because of hype or anything other than the fact it is a truly fantastic film. So there will be a huge bakclash and people will come here and post about how bad it actually is and what film is better and that fav's is a terrible director. Cool guy wannabe miserable mother fuckers whop cannot let themselves enjoy films the masses like will turn on this film very quickly but fuck them. Its a great film and I believe the rest of the films this summer will have to be pretty special to beat it for quality.
ROTS
by Chilli815
Apr 29th, 2008
05:59:51 AM
The hype on that was ridiculous. To me it was just plain bad from the first second on. Iron Man... my only expectation is a competent flick.
TomBodet
by Ben_Gazzara
Apr 29th, 2008
06:00:02 AM
Don't forget Harry's glowing review of The Phantom Menace, then. He loved Jar-Jar, Jake Lloyd was great, the film was "a grand adventure", etc.
PLANT
by BanAllFIRSTPosters
Apr 29th, 2008
06:00:22 AM
a tree for Earth Day. It's not too late.
slappy jones
by Ben_Gazzara
Apr 29th, 2008
06:02:41 AM
I'm not going to care about any backlash if I personally love the film (and I hope to). I'm just saying Harry & Co continue to kill their last traces of credibility when they write reviews like this, only to get on board with the naysayers later on.
COOOOOOOOOL!
by FILMFUNK
Apr 29th, 2008
06:04:02 AM
Time to book the babysitter. Sounds like ILM have made up for the visual abortion that was Transformers.
IronMan just looks good.
by TomBodet
Apr 29th, 2008
06:07:26 AM
You knew it from the moment you saw him playing Flying Ace w/ Tom Cruise up there-
(Marvel) "were right to step back and take control"
by RighteousBrother
Apr 29th, 2008
06:09:33 AM
eh???? Also - I think Spidey's theme is pretty good, not as iconic as Superman's - but definitely strikes the right balance between noble and pathos.
Perfect Summer Flcik
by MediaNerd
Apr 29th, 2008
06:09:39 AM
Saw IronMan tonight at the chicago preview. Background wise, I grew up with the mutant line of Marvel, but never read I.M. beyond maybe a random issue. I found the movie thoroughly entertaining. There was one or two parts in the middle 2/3 that slowed down a bit and Jeff Bridges was an obvious big baddy from the start, but these slight flaws did not dampen much. This will not be a movie you look back on and study, but it "feels" like a true comic, an fun romp you devour quickly and move on. Everyone left happy. RDjr is brilliant in this film, I've always been a fan, but he truly re-establishes himself in this when realistically he probably could have phoned it in. Instead he makes a statement imo.
Thanks Mori - Great Review.
by Yeti
Apr 29th, 2008
06:21:32 AM
My Friday is now set in stone (not that there really was ever much doubt)
Daredevil...
by RighteousBrother
Apr 29th, 2008
06:23:09 AM
I wonder if Marvel would be able to do the same thing for Daredevil, or do Fox still own the rights to it?
Spot On Review
by RobFromBackEast
Apr 29th, 2008
06:23:18 AM
Beautifully put Mori! Iron Man rocked in all the right places and should be the biggest film of the summer.
hm, mori, the score is not hans zimmer's
by celestamine
Apr 29th, 2008
06:24:47 AM
it is by a guy called ramin djawadi. but they're like buddies or something.
I thought MediaNerd was a plant
by Lost Jarv
Apr 29th, 2008
06:30:26 AM
but I've googled him and he isn't.

I've got my plant radar set to Supersensitive because of the foilage in the Speed Racer TB's and I'm just waiting for the bastards to show here.

Mori, think it's OK to take my 4 year old?
by beastie
Apr 29th, 2008
06:34:31 AM
I let him watch Spiderman at home, but usually I only take him to Pixar and the like. I am definately not taking him to The Dark Knight, but from the trailers that I've seen, this doesn't look to be much, if any, darker than the first 2 Spiderman flicks. I wouldn't have orginally thought to take him, but I bought him a Slurpee in one of those Iron Man cups, and he's been talking about it ever since.

Great review, though.

who is the poopstick fiddler?
by doodah
Apr 29th, 2008
06:42:07 AM
regardless of the reviews here...
by just pillow talk
Apr 29th, 2008
06:57:28 AM
I'm psyched for this.

But....

There's TDK, and then everything else. That new trailer just kicked my ass 83 different ways.

and shouldn't that be your decision beastie?
by just pillow talk
Apr 29th, 2008
06:58:00 AM

by the way
Apr 29th, 2008
07:02:56 AM
{stole this from another site for you guys} How much input did you have going from this film to 'The Incredible Hulk' as Tony Stark in the film? Downey Jr.: Well, big companies have a way of manipulating people and they got you because we're here at the 'Iron Man' print roundtable and you're talking about another property. So they asked me to go a day in a bar with someone or this and that, and I was like, 'Is that what I'm doing? And over here doing a commercial for Audi? Wow. Is that in my contract? It is. I sit on the car? Okay.' Then it was like, 'Ed Norton wants you over here.' I was like, 'Wow. It's like I'm a contract player.'
Pillow Talk... I am going to The Dark Knight...
by beastie
Apr 29th, 2008
07:03:53 AM
... it just looks darker than what I would like to expose my son to at this point. In all honesty, as cool as the trailer for Iron Man looks, I probably wouldn't go if he weren't so excited. I never read the comics, and I just bought a 50" flat screen, so I am a bit more patient for DVD. But my son is freaking out over the toys that he's been seeing, so I want to take him.
Hyperbole does not exist in this dojo
by Cobra--Kai
Apr 29th, 2008
07:16:16 AM
On the question of whether the AICN reviewers have gone well over the top with praising IRON MAN... many of us will find that out for ourselves come this weekend. Just remember that Harry and the boys were uber positive about the somewhat limp SUPERMAN RETURNS at the time of its release too...
Cobra-Kai, when it comes to smaller films, I'll take Harry's wor
by beastie
Apr 29th, 2008
07:19:49 AM
... but I don't even bother reading his summer movie reviews. He goes nuts over every one. Mori, on the other hand, is pretty steadfast for big-budget flicks, and I'll believe him on this.
word of mouth?
by thinboyslim.
Apr 29th, 2008
07:24:04 AM
maybe for those who don't understand the invention known as television
insane!
by Mr_X
Apr 29th, 2008
07:27:01 AM
http://tinyurl.com/59gvyz read his review. he's absolute nuts "hulk!"
Cobra Kai...
by TheRealMoriarty
Apr 29th, 2008
07:39:38 AM
... not true. Go back and read my SUPERMAN RETURNS review. You're wrong.
Gazarra...
by TheRealMoriarty
Apr 29th, 2008
07:41:07 AM
... you're wrong, too. Name me three times where my initial review is glowing and beaming and over the moon, and then later, I've started to incessantly nitpick and beat up the film. Name one time. Link me the initial review and the subsequent about-face to appease the readership.
When did I get excited about this?
by ian216a
Apr 29th, 2008
07:41:58 AM
When I first heard the words Iron Man, Robert Downey Jr and Jon Favreaux in the same sentence. Knowing that this was going to be the first of Marvel Studio's own productions all the talk of the films building up to The Avengers made a 30-something lifelong comic geek very happy. Glad to see that the general opinion is meeting up to my high expections. Thursday night is gonna be cinema night for me.
Mori, I ask you because your a father, OK for my 4 year old?
by beastie
Apr 29th, 2008
07:50:24 AM
He's seen Spiderman. That's fine, but Dark Knight looks too dark. I ask you instead of waiting, because I want to take him opening night, so that he feels like one of the guys (going with my friends).
Apology does not exist in this dojo
by Cobra--Kai
Apr 29th, 2008
07:52:41 AM
Sorry Mori, I think I was tarring you with the same brush as your colleagues... but having just read your SUPERMAN RETURNS review I see that you were the one AICN reviewer to express mixed feelings about it. As for IRON MAN's brilliance, despite the mixed reviews at metacritic, I hope you're right!
"there’s something intoxicating"
by half vader
Apr 29th, 2008
07:54:48 AM
Oh dear Mori. Groooaaaannn.

Nice review though.

Beastie, you go see it first, and make up your own mind as a responsible parent. Don't be one of those idiots that likes the trailer but ignores the PG13, scars the kid (which you'll only find out in successive weeks as he starts to have nightmares) and then goes "Oh, I guess the rating was there for a reason"...

And Beastie...
by half vader
Apr 29th, 2008
07:57:24 AM
You're not actually thinking of making HIm look cool ("one of the guys"), you're thinking about making YOURSELF look cool, both with him, and your mates.
I'm not thinking of making him look cool.
by beastie
Apr 29th, 2008
07:59:30 AM
That's why I buy him cheap clothes. I think that he would feel cool. Trust me, it's easier and more fun (going for drinks afterwords, smoking), going without him. But he seems much more excited than I do about this.
Spiderman score is just a slight riff on part of Elfman's
by half vader
Apr 29th, 2008
08:01:08 AM
own Batman score. A good part, but talk about gravy train...

The first X-Men score took me by surprise with how awful it was. I do like 'incidental' type themeless scores, not everything has to be Leitmotif, like 7 for example was fantastic. I really liked X-Men 1, but the music sucked the fucking life out of it.

But don't get me wrong,
by beastie
Apr 29th, 2008
08:02:08 AM
I still appreciate your holier-than-thou advice.

I gave an example of what he has seen and enjoys, but if someone says that this is much darker than Spiderman 1 & 2, he won't be going. Also, asking someone elses opinion is not the only research I'm doing before taking him.

Stan's cameo *spoiler*
by Irving_Forbush
Apr 29th, 2008
08:03:30 AM
According to this, Stan's cameo sounds pretty damn funny... can anyone confirm? http://tinyurl.com/2owu5z
Anyword oh
by Series7
Apr 29th, 2008
08:08:22 AM
DK's rating? Where are some reviews of the Fall, like there was any doubt that AICN was going to not like this movie.
Ha ha Beastie. Cheap clothes.
by half vader
Apr 29th, 2008
08:13:50 AM
Good one, but look cool, feel cool, whatever. That'll last exactly as long as it takes to get to the first bit where his adorable little expression changes and you realise how myopic and short-term your thinking was. I still disagree that you're thinking about him first. He'd still "feel cool" to a have a day out with Dad (if you decide it's right for him after all), and if it's really as good as everyone says then maybe your friends would get a kick out of coming again too with him in tow.

I would have taken my boy to Superman Returns (hold off the ironic hypocrite jokes for a second), as it seemed like he'd love it, being a Superman fan and all. But even though yes, it was mostly "Superman lifts things", that one scene where they lay into him with the boots while he's helpless would have upset (not just straight-out scared) him with how surprisingly dark and MEAN it was. It was out of step with most of the movie, but it was there, and would've given him nightmares for ages. As it was, only one of us had nightmares. ;)

Taking a child to Superman Returns
by tonagan
Apr 29th, 2008
08:18:28 AM
I guess it would be a good warm-up if you wanted to tell the little one that you're not his/her real father. "By the way, you know who else is a bastard?"
OZZY IS IRON MAN!
by Groothewarrior
Apr 29th, 2008
08:22:41 AM
half vader... I actually respect your opinion but,
by beastie
Apr 29th, 2008
08:26:42 AM
I just wish, being that you don't know me, you wouldn't judge my intentions. Actions are up for grabs, but not my intentions. And you do make a good point about how long the feeling will last for him. I have not yet decided if my son is going to this, but we may as well already be at Wall-E. Strangly, he's more excited about this (intended for older audiences) and I'm more excited for that (probably G-rated).
I beg to differ
by SpencerTrilby
Apr 29th, 2008
08:28:45 AM
but since the AICN reviewers are already sold to this movie, I guess it's wiser to wait for the backlash and subsequent apologies in the next few weeks. When people will come here bitching - and rightfully so - about the scam that was this movie. "Grown-up fun"... Yeah, sure.
seeing this tomorrow at the Ziegfeld
by crazyhorse2099
Apr 29th, 2008
08:30:37 AM
can't wait
Why the fuck would anyone complain...
by Cap'n Jack
Apr 29th, 2008
08:32:18 AM
that this is an origin story? origin stories rock! Like the moments when Peter is discovering his powers. Those are the best moments of these movies.
Actually, Ottman's X-MEN 2 soundtrack is pretty damn good.
by Nosferatu Jones
Apr 29th, 2008
08:46:44 AM
Not quite iconic like Williams' SUPERMAN or Elfman's BATMAN, but certainly the best of the Marvel scores so far.
Yeah Ottman should go back
by half vader
Apr 29th, 2008
08:48:18 AM
and whip a new one up for X1. Like there won't be more DVD releases of that!
The "holier than thou" comment says a lot there mate.
by half vader
Apr 29th, 2008
08:51:29 AM
Oh well. Not to mention I don't actually think you read what Mori wrote. You don't already have your answer? Thank-you though for respecting my advice though - I honestly wasn't trying to tell you how to suck eggs. Sorry if it came across that way. It was supposed to be more confusion about you drawing a certain conclusion when all the ADVICE (Mori's) seemed to point exactly the other way. I couldn't figure out how you could be going anyway (from the sound of it) and looking for approval on that JUST IN CASE (sorry no italics on this stupid TB) it was alright. WE're all Dads, and my view seems to be like Mori's - whoa there, don't jump the gun.

Your kid is not my kid, fair enough, and I never straight out ridiculed you. Maybe he's your "typical American moviegoer" and is more disturbed by sexuality than violence (note the joke there mate), but you do seem to be looking for excuses for something you've got all planned anyway. You obviously don't want to hear a no despite Mori talking about it being "not, however, a kids' movie" and "one of the reasons I would not bring younger viewers to see the film" and "the film starts to play very, very rough, and I think they skirt the fine line between the PG-13 and the R expertly". Do you need to be beaten over the head a bit more? He answered your question, even if you don't feel special enough for having a personal reply. How am I holier-than-thou for reading the bloody review? I'm not one of those Christian crusaders.

Usually I'm on the other side railing against those who patronise kids' intelligence and I'm currently playing with a scene in a movie I'm on that many would have a kneejerk reaction to. So don't give my comments a cursory glance and decide I'm lecturing you, please. All the best, dude.

Of course I should ask though -
by half vader
Apr 29th, 2008
08:53:35 AM
How old IS your kid?
Normally I'd Agree With All Your Mori/Harry criticisms
by The Funketeer
Apr 29th, 2008
09:01:04 AM
but I saw it last night and it does indeed rock hard. I think the only thing holding it back this summer is that Iron Man isn't a household name but Mori's right in that word of mouth should help this movie make enough money to justify a sequel and if you know your Iron Man history, you'll catch the hints as to who the next villain will be. This movie was so good, I even liked Gwynth Paltrow's performance.
PLANT
by antoniojvr
Apr 29th, 2008
09:02:05 AM
That's right! Robert Plant is touring the US! Go catch a show.
half vader... a response.
by beastie
Apr 29th, 2008
09:18:35 AM
OK. I said nice review. I shouldn't have being that I didn't read the whole thing. I was trying to be polite to Moriarty. I tend not to read entire reviews on this site (usually just last paragraph) before I see the movie. The reviewers on this site are too thorough to read before a movie, because they tend to give a lot away. Some of the quotes that you picked out were quite helpful.

I am not a typical American in what I allow my children to see. They don't watch Saturday morning violence and I don't have much of a problem with sexuallity on screen if no one is objectified.

See, I'll allow my son to see Spiderman (nothing with scary villains) and not Power Rangers. The majority of Spiderman shows him thinking about his actions, whereas Power Rangers run into any fight available.

BTW my son is four. I do believe (like most parents do) that he is mature. He doesn't scare easy, and makes sure that people are careful, outside, so as not to kill bugs. Still thinking about taking him, but leaning towards "no", now.

"there’s something intoxicating about seeing [Downey]"
by RenoNevada2000
Apr 29th, 2008
09:19:10 AM
Certainly not your best choice of words ever there Mori... ;)
I STOPPED READING AT "... IMPACT!"
by BringingSexyBack
Apr 29th, 2008
09:33:43 AM
I can't wait for this damn movie!!! Why the fuck did the Australians get it before America!?!? Fucking bomb the Aussies!!
Wow I was plant material :)
by MediaNerd
Apr 29th, 2008
09:33:57 AM
Never thought my props in a talkback would be considered shady. Course now i have to google my talkback name to see what insidious stuff shows up. Guess thats what i get for tossing a rview drunk at 4am :)
Downey is what is selling me on this.
by fireclown
Apr 29th, 2008
09:42:24 AM
The CGI looks great and all that. Frankly, Stan Winston turning in great work is a given. He's been brilliant at everything he's ever done, and that goes back a long, long way. Pre CGI in fact.

But crap, Downey looks good as Stark. He has the arrogant snark nailed flat. Stark is a damned good character, and if Downey can keep up what I saw in the teasers, he has a place in nerd cinema secured. And for the sequels, well, we all know he drinks ;).

well allow me to retort...
by doodah
Apr 29th, 2008
10:00:29 AM
ahahahaha, therealmoriarity just checked all you clowns into the boards...i love these people who think they can say whatever they want, when they are asked for some facts they start reeling. CANNOT WAIT FOR THIS FLIPPING MOVIE!!!!!
beastie - think about this
by oisin5199
Apr 29th, 2008
10:04:05 AM
This film is NOT for kids. In fact, I think this is the most adult Marvel film I've seen yet. Not that anything's objectionable as such, but it's not really a gee whiz comic book world like Spiderman. This is people with weapons torturing and killing. The tone is completely adult. Plus - strippers on a plane. Not snakes. Strippers. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Anyway, I think taking a 4 year old would be a mistake. Wait until Speed Racer.
Tony Stark is a better character than Iron Man
by Tacom
Apr 29th, 2008
10:12:32 AM
There aren't that many superheroes where the secret identity is more compelling than the super hero one. I'll be seeing the movie for that.
Lazerpants i was singing that this morning...
by Mysterious Yobo
Apr 29th, 2008
10:26:02 AM
A rare time I fully agree with Mori
by BitterMan23
Apr 29th, 2008
10:28:15 AM
It's a fucking great movie all the way through. My only gripe is that there maybe one or two "Tony hasn't figured out his own suit" jokes more than necessary. Otherwise, I really can't see anything to gripe about. Favreau and Downey knocked it out of the park, and replaced Spidey 2 (or X2) as the Marvel movie all the others will aspire to be.
Iron Man
by sstlouis
Apr 29th, 2008
10:31:47 AM
Went to a preview last night at leicester square and was blown away.Favreau has done a hell of a job, I hope he gets to do the Avengers..
Yeah, GTA IV is going to kick Iron Man's ass
by Rickey Henderson
Apr 29th, 2008
10:54:02 AM
Just a warning. You folks better hope that word of mouth is kind to this movie.
So what about the Hulk trailer before Iron Man? u c that?
by Mysterious Yobo
Apr 29th, 2008
10:58:42 AM
Cool
by Cobbio
Apr 29th, 2008
11:10:30 AM
Thanks, Mori. I'm there this weekend.
Excellent point on Marvel themes....
by Darth Macchio
Apr 29th, 2008
11:11:37 AM
However, while it's not iconic per se...I do love the themes in X3. Powell does great work here and I think the theme stops just shy of iconic. Unfortunately, the movie itself fell a bit flat but was not complete shit despite the Ratt. I think Elfman's work in Spiderman is excellent and has iconic moments but compared to his work on Burton's Batman or Williams' work on the Donner Superman films...you're correct...Marvel has yet to come close to the iconic music of the DC films. Williams isn't always great tho...he did absolutely brilliant work on the first Harry Potter (Diagon alley theme my personal favorite) but (and I know legions of geeks will disagree) I still think "Battle of the Fates" is boring compared to the beauty of the earlier SW themes .
I'm glad to see a little ROCKETEER mixed in.
by Turd Furgusen
Apr 29th, 2008
11:46:14 AM
Great review as always Moriarty.

I loved Iron Man comics as a kid and I really think you hit the nail on the "shell head". Stark is a unique hero born of very differnt circumstances,even differnt from Bruce Wayne. I never saw him and Tony in the same light.

I am a little worried that the music doesn't quite bring the movie up to a "hyperbole" level. I tried the trailer with the initial M2 flight out with a track from the ROCKETEER and it worked much better. This movie obviously needed a "lifting", "soaring" score and it sounds like we get cookie cutter music. That's too bad.

Thanks again Drew for the even handed review. I can't wait to geek out on this.

Do they set up the Armor Wars plotline?
by fiester
Apr 29th, 2008
12:23:36 PM
Cuz that would be pretty cool.
Great review Mori!
by elvenblade
Apr 29th, 2008
12:33:46 PM
I will be seeing this opening weekend for sure. Just need to tear myself away from GTAIV...
Nice job Mori
by Abominable Snowcone
Apr 29th, 2008
01:08:58 PM
You're right. We all know it may be "summer product," but movies fail when the makers and studios believe their work is ONLY "summer product" and forget about the story. I'm glad to be reading reviews and learning that I guess Iron Man escapes being IMINO
GTA IV will have NO impact on this flick, or any flick.
by ShiftyEyedDog2
Apr 29th, 2008
01:34:51 PM
I've read things saying that it might hurt Iron Man's opening. Bullshit. Even if people buy into the overrated hype that is the latest "must-have" videogame, that same audience is not going to ignore a good movie. They can carve out 2 hours of their entire game-playing weekend to check it out.
p.s. - RE: GTA IV
by ShiftyEyedDog2
Apr 29th, 2008
01:37:47 PM
I love how they're hyping it up saying it will be the biggest entertainment opening of all time, showing that videogames are more ppular than movies. BULLSHIT again. $$ wise yeah, it will open far bigger. Why? Oh, maybe the fact that each $60 game ($90 for SE) means almost 10 times the amount brought in by a $7 ticket (averaging adult and kid prices). Go by units sold versus tickets sold, and you'll see movies are still far FAR more popular than any game.
Shifty, GTA is a cultural phenomenon, not a game
by Rickey Henderson
Apr 29th, 2008
02:04:09 PM
Rickey's spent an hour with it today and can report that it is immersive and brilliant. And as far as entertainment value goes, a well made $60 game is far superior than standard Hollywood fare. You get more bang for your buck. Rickey aint saying that's what Iron Man is, Rickey's just not all that jazzed for it, that's all.
Fuck Hans Zimmer.......
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Apr 29th, 2008
02:44:26 PM
I have been so pumped for every single ounce of this film. Mori's write-up was the first I heard that Zimmer did the score. FUCK ME!! WHY?!! Why the fuck do people hire this no-talent hack?!! Fuck this guy. He hasn't done one decent thing outside of Gladiator and all the other almost decent shit he has put out sounds just like Gladiator.
Mori I can't speak to how you, personally, have done that
by IndustryKiller!
Apr 29th, 2008
03:01:45 PM
Then again I'm also not going to go crawling through back stories to find out. But it does happen with a fair amount of regularity. I mean come on, look at your review of Transformers, where I think you said something like "resistance is futile". Now maybe you haven't exactly taken that back but it's an inarguably hyperbolic statement. You might say "Well for a good portion of the American public it is true" but on this site there is a fair amount of people who are a bit more savy than your average theatergoer, and I think its beneath you to write your reviews at the lowest common denominator. And lest we remember your review of Episode 3, which I'm rereading now and as it goes on it just keeps getting more and more ridiculous. I doubt you'll admit you went to far with it, but the review itself is completely inaccurate and seems to sustain itself on blind excitement alone. So maybe you aren't exactly the perpetrator of hypocrisy, but you've certainly lent undeserved hype to many projects.
Mori
by Ben_Gazzara
Apr 29th, 2008
03:14:51 PM
Like IndustryKiller, I may have been wrong in lumping you in with your colleagues, but are you willing to claim that there's NO history of revisionist criticism on AICN? I bet Harry's not the only person among the site's writers who's a little embarrassed about the way he initially claimed Episode One was a brilliant film and worth the wait. You have more intimate knowledge of everyone's track record, so you tell me. PS: I'm really not out to rain on this film's parade -- I'm chomping at the bit to see it.
industrykiller
by slkboxrman
Apr 29th, 2008
03:16:22 PM
they hype for transformers was justified, the excitement was justified and when the movie came out it was proven that it wasnt just hype...transformers delivered on all levels for fans that grew up on the original cartoon....to say that ur "more savy" than the "average theatregoer" is essentially calling the people that enjoy movies to enjoy movies, without ripping them to shreads , stupid......take ur SAVY ass with ur big words and get a job u loser...maybe ur too savy to work too....
GTAIV, IRON MAN, +new LOST & BSG
by turketron
Apr 29th, 2008
03:17:07 PM
SKEET SKEET MOTHERFUCKING SKEET

This week rocks.

DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
by xxon
Apr 29th, 2008
05:25:16 PM
Is a no talent bitch, writing comments from momma's basement....and when is he going to ever get the courage to tell mamma he likes boys?
STAN LEE PLAYS HUGH HEFNER
by richiejohnston
Apr 29th, 2008
05:29:38 PM
And Samuel L Jackson plays Nick Fury
industrykiller
by xxon
Apr 29th, 2008
05:31:54 PM
is the love child of dana Carvey, also, You should see his glowing review of Master of disguise, and ishtar
IndyKiller-go look at yer little spooging about the Bats trailer
by TomBodet
Apr 29th, 2008
05:36:00 PM
C'mon pallie-Kettle, Black, etc etc. yer doing it too.
industrykiller
by the dolphins are in the jacuzzi
Apr 29th, 2008
05:46:49 PM
Moriarty's right about not doing about faces. Harry, on the other hand, is another story entirely (rave first - when the studios need your review - ask questions later). But Mori has, IMOP, always had integrity. So, he liked ROTJ. So? It was easily the best of the three prequels, and for a Star Wars fan, it was worth geeking out over (especially given the previous two movies). As for Transformers, the quote from his review that best sums it up was "...in the case of TRANSFORMERS, I think Michael Bay has finally found a perfect fit for his sensibilities." I agree. I think Michael Bay is an idiot, but what were you expecting from Transformers? Would you have rather had Ang Lee direct it? It's Transformers, for Chrissakes. Giant fucking robots smashing shit - that's your movie. Tailor made for Bay's sensibilities. Also, Mori copped to still liking Bad Boys II. If there was ever a movie to backpeddle on, that would be one. But no, he still digs it. Go figure. I don't always (obviously) agree with Mori. He recently reviewed some torture porn film about a pregnant woman getting a baby carved out of her stomach (can't remember the title), and I was shocked that he actually liked it (the very sound of it repulsed me). But hey, different strokes... All I'm saying is, if you're gonna criticize AICN, keep track of the players' scorecards. That is all.
industrykiller-Spoogechild
by xxon
Apr 29th, 2008
05:50:04 PM
Is such sack of shit windbag, suck a nuttless wonder, I can't believe mine eyes!
Oh, Favs, we're glad they put lemon freshened borax in you
by lettersoftransit
Apr 29th, 2008
05:55:30 PM
and that you made a decent movie
by lettersoftransit
Apr 29th, 2008
05:56:52 PM
As a nonfan, my problems with Ironman
by greenstyle92
Apr 29th, 2008
06:57:06 PM
as I've seen from the previews. Mostly two:

Iron Man looks very plastic and non realistic. When I see him, it looks like a giant action figure come to life. and 2:

The villain of Iron Man looks to be an... evil version of Iron Man. which I think is the laziest way to approach a supervillain. I know it's a trope of the genre on film, with Superman vs. Zod and Wolverine vs. Deathstryke and Spider-man vs Venom, but those were later sequels. But Iron Man starts out that way? And I'm also worried that Incredible Hulk also seems to be putting Hulk against a sort of evil Hulk, so I dunno. I hope these Marvel produced Marvel movies can come up with better ideas for villains.
Rickey Henderson is a fucking idiot
by ShiftyEyedDog2
Apr 29th, 2008
07:53:36 PM
as shown by speaking of himself in the third person. and oh yeah, rickey - ITS JUST A FUCKIN GAME! get a life.
I liked John Powell's X3 score better that Ottman's X2
by Drath
Apr 29th, 2008
08:17:16 PM
But then I otherwise hated X3, and loved X2, so basically X2 has got to be a better score even if it doesn't play as well on its own. I'd still hold up the X3 score as the example of what I'd like from more comic book movie scores, and particularly the Marvel ones, since I have long since given up on ever hearing anything as "iconic" as the Williams Superman or Elfman Batman themes again (and what idiots of WB to stop using the Elfman theme in the Bat franchise--even a reboot didn't confuse anyone into abandoning the Bond theme!). Actually, apart from Spider-Man and X-Men (and depsite their bad threequels the damage of which must somehow be reversed in fourth movies that resurrect all the foolishly killed off characters), none of the Marvel movies have been worth anything until now. I hope they remake Fantastic Four after Hulk. I mean so long as Pixar continues the insanity of not making Incredibles sequels, Marvel might as well copy their formula and make a good FF movie (no, they haven't yet, not ever).
Tim Raines is a Mensa Finalist.
by TomBodet
Apr 29th, 2008
08:21:51 PM
Though not so sure about his kid...
Hulk villains.
by fiester
Apr 29th, 2008
09:30:53 PM
Hulk actually has a pretty decent roster of baddies they could pick from including: The Leader, MODOK, Absorbing Man, the Gargoyle, and plenty more. Among other things the Ang Lee Abomination (hee hee) fucked up was in making the Nolte father character some weird mingling of The Absorbing Man and ZZZAX. It's nice to see the new film will have The Abomination, but will also set up The Leader and Doc Sampson.

Iron Man is trickier cuz no arch enemies immediately spring to mind. Sure, there's The Mandarin, but he was always pretty limp. Iron Man didn't really have good villains in his solo books until the Armor Wars storylines that had him going to take his tech back from all the various villains that had incorporated it in their armor gear. Iron Man really shines in The Avengers books far more than he does in his solo stuff.
Too Irony
by Stereotypical Evil Archer
Apr 29th, 2008
09:46:08 PM
Sounds great.
Marvel scores
by FraDolcino
Apr 29th, 2008
09:57:36 PM
Actually I found the villain themes from the first two spiderman films to be the most "iconic". Think of the Green Goblin's theme at the end of Spidey 2 with Harry discovering his dad's nest. Or the mournfulness (a real word?) of Doc Ock's theme. Unfortunately the others fell kinda flat for me. I still prefer Elfman's Batman over his subsequent work (and although nearly identical, his Darkman score is pretty fun too).
The SHIELD running gag
by Rocklover79
Apr 29th, 2008
10:00:35 PM
I saw this thing tonight, and the SHIELD reveal brought the house down. In retrospect, it was so obvious, but I didn't catch it until the end.
Tombodet and Dolphins
by IndustryKiller!
Apr 29th, 2008
10:15:51 PM
Tom there is a difference between giving ones opinion of a trailer and reviewing an entire film. If The Dark Knight is a letdown I'll be the first to admit it. I certainly did with Batman Begins, which I really didn't like at all. And Dolphins I'm done combating the twin arguments of "ROTS was the best of the prequels!" and "All Transformers needed was giant robots smashing shit." Both arguments have shown to be asinine over and over and over again. I'm not going to keep wasting my time arguing every time someone drudges up the same unsubstantial shit...oh who am I kidding I probably will.
libatique was the dp?
by Toe Jam
Apr 29th, 2008
11:31:29 PM
i really wanted to see this movie before, but after reading that, i'm totally psyched.
Does whatever an iron can!
by Jack Colby
Apr 29th, 2008
11:41:47 PM
Can't wait to see this one. Hulk is looking better than I was expecting it to be, too. I hope Marvel can keep the quality up.
is this worth a midnight showing?
by kungfuhustler84
Apr 30th, 2008
03:24:03 AM
I'm so poor but I wanna see it as soon as I can!
Jon, you're so money!
by DarthBakpao
Apr 30th, 2008
03:25:33 AM
Just saw it a few hours ago. Great, fun and entertaining. Downey is Tony Stark.
why wait til midnight? theyre starting at 8pm
by ShiftyEyedDog2
Apr 30th, 2008
03:39:41 AM
I think slkboxzerman is heading up my list of most hated
by Lost Jarv
Apr 30th, 2008
04:03:51 AM
users. Seriously, How hard is it to type in complete words and not moron txtspeak? It's idiots like you that are killing the English language.
The difference between Mori and the rest of AICN staff
by Lost Jarv
Apr 30th, 2008
04:05:33 AM
is that when he says he loved something he sticks to it- see the poughkeepsie tapes. Mori loved it, the rest of the world hated it, and his attitude has been "Fuck you, I still like it, and I still think it has something".

This is totally different from Harry's cimbdowns (which he does with negative as well as positive reviews).

IndyKiller-yeah yeah yeah.
by TomBodet
Apr 30th, 2008
04:51:17 AM
Sith was fine. You didn't like it-that's Your Considered Opinion, just like I thought Jurassic_Kong was a breach birth and all this hoo-hah over Cruise's War of the Worlds so much shit. First half-SURE! that's good. Second half-guys whydontyafinishwritingthefucki n' MOVIE first-?! Anyways that's MY alleged opinion.

But watching Big Robots hit Each Other-that was fun, c'mon. "Bought a Used car-turned out to be an Alien Robot. " Pause. "Who knew-?"

Jarv-Jarv. Why yes he does.
by TomBodet
Apr 30th, 2008
04:54:19 AM
Harold did it w/ Menace, Godzilla and whatever else. But Iron Man-maybe that's just fun in a bagel. You never know.
Sure, Tom,
by Lost Jarv
Apr 30th, 2008
05:01:35 AM
and I'll find out this weekend as the presence of RDJ has awakened some need to see it in the missus.

Myself, I couldn't give a fuck and am not overly chuffed with spending $40 to see something I'm not bothered about. Especially as we finally get DOOMSDAY as well.

and Tom-Tom
by Lost Jarv
Apr 30th, 2008
05:04:29 AM
I don't care what you say about Bay's Big Bots (TM) I still think it was dreadful
Jarv-Jarv: try some Fosters next time.
by TomBodet
Apr 30th, 2008
05:45:05 AM
It livens up the experience jest a bit I think.
On origin stories
by Lost Jarv
Apr 30th, 2008
06:22:35 AM
Some characters are so established in the public mind that they don't need an origin. Others are marginal and, therefore, do. Iron Man is one of the latter.
It's NOT ZIMMER
by m_prevette
Apr 30th, 2008
07:44:04 AM
Didn't you have a EPK or something? Didn't watch the credits? Zimmer didn't score this. Pay attention please.
Easy there, ShiftyEyedDog...
by Rickey Henderson
Apr 30th, 2008
08:18:12 AM
Rickey's well aware it's only a game, but it's one of the few that elevates the medium to an art. As far as pop culture goes, a well made videogame is just as relevant and fun as a summer popcorn movie. Not sure where the dig about getting a life comes from... have you looked around the AICN boards? It's geek central dude. Besides, Rickey lives a happy life--his vidogaming hobby is just one aspect of it. And you're not getting Rickey to back down: GTA IV is going to put a hell of a dent in Iron Man's opening weekend numbers.
Favreau said in San Deigo last year it was mostly practical efx
by riskebiz
Apr 30th, 2008
09:08:00 AM
Yep. That's what he said. It was the practical suit pretty much everywhere except when it was flying. Probably it's a bit more than that, but I'm going to assume from that it's practical wherever it could be.
saw it in sydney now..suit looks AWESOME
by couP
Apr 30th, 2008
09:17:50 AM
god damn, it is worth watching just to see him fitting into that thing; well done ILM.

I can just imagine a live tekkaman movie being so cool after seeing this.
JUST SAW IT IN SHANGHAI! Stay Past the Credits for the Awesomene
by Meta
Apr 30th, 2008
09:49:45 AM
Just saw the movie in Shanghai, China an hour ago. Loved it. Best Comic-Book film since Spider Man 2. They sneaked in the old 60's Iron Man cartoon theme in a couple of spots (Vegas baby). There is some of comic-book continuity porn for Marvel fans (e.g. another big Marvel Industrial Corporation makes a cameo in the film - look at the building backgrounds -during the big fight) Make sure you stay past the credits for the appearance of a certain one-eyed man. Anybody who calls me a liar is a big fat liar.
I wasn't expecting it to be good
by performingmonkey
Apr 30th, 2008
09:54:03 AM
All I can say is thank god it is! When I saw the first images of this I geared myself up for YET ANOTHER lame comic book movie, the sort that now seem to be the general trend with even Raimi totally phoning it in with Spides 3. They managed to get the tone exactly right for Iron Man.
I don't know crap about Iron Man
by Sithdan
Apr 30th, 2008
10:06:45 AM
I never read an Iron Man comic in my life and know little about the character. So, I'm not really looking forward to this movie. I'll catch it in July when it comes to the dollar cinema.
Wonder Women theme is untouchable.
by Diagnostic
Apr 30th, 2008
11:18:57 AM
I am so gonna wait till Saturday to see this movie.
Your Supes Returns review remains the best Mori
by wilsonfisk89
Apr 30th, 2008
11:34:24 AM
Just re-read it, and it was spot on.
Someone spoil the post credits for me??
by wilsonfisk89
Apr 30th, 2008
11:35:51 AM
Or post a link that does?
Thanks Moriarty
by Automaton Overlord
Apr 30th, 2008
11:42:37 AM
I pretty much trust your reviews, I think you've only steered me wrong once, that's still 95% trustworthy. I can't wait to see it.
2nd best superhero theme: Queen's FLASH GORDON.
by Nosferatu Jones
Apr 30th, 2008
12:15:00 PM
Discuss.
mori's vs harry's reviews
by cloudrider`
Apr 30th, 2008
01:18:05 PM
it's funny to me when someone say mori's better because he has integrity. huh??? he just write better than harry does, but what's integrity gotta do with anything? also, just because he can write doesn't mean his taste is unquestionable. read his reviews for daredevil, salton sea, road to perdition, among others. i seem to remember his glowing praises for those mediocre movies.
A Nick Fury appearance after the credits?
by finky089
Apr 30th, 2008
01:41:38 PM
is that what is being rumored up there?
Nick Fury after credits.....?
by Seph_J
Apr 30th, 2008
01:54:08 PM
It would seem someone said that. Although the guy who said it also said he saw the movie in Shanghai. And I'm in China, and it certainly ain't doing the rounds in the cinemas here... yet... if it ever will.

So pinch of salt?

Seph_J
by mrfan
Apr 30th, 2008
03:24:20 PM
A couple of people I have talked to says that Nick Fury does appear after the credits.
Iron Man Slurpee Cups= Too Small
by SoylentMean
Apr 30th, 2008
03:31:31 PM
What the fuck 7-11?
Drink the contents, not the cup!
by SoylentMean
Apr 30th, 2008
04:12:29 PM
Is that some kinda reference to a movie gotham(underscore)knight?
YES, FURY & A NICE SURPRISE AFTER THE CREDITS
by DarkCouncilus
Apr 30th, 2008
04:46:22 PM
Just FUCKING STAY AFTER THE CREDITS ARE ALL OVER... I watched it Tijuana (Mexico), it opened today and you can go right now!
You can't kill Stan Lee in a Marvel movie!!!
by uppercanuck
Apr 30th, 2008
04:58:03 PM
Nice review, Mori. Not to sound like some star fucker, but I always enjoy your reports. 3 more sleeps 'til I see this bad ass flick!
I'm the Iron Man
by dtpena
Apr 30th, 2008
05:41:24 PM
that ending kicked my ass
@DTPENA - I know!
by DarkCouncilus
Apr 30th, 2008
05:48:04 PM
I know! "aw, fuck it all, I am what I am!"
T minus 26 hours
by j3anluc
Apr 30th, 2008
06:03:42 PM
and counting, got my ticket in my sweaty little palm & I'm raring to go!
Mori, can I take my 5 year old son to see it?
by Spamster
Apr 30th, 2008
07:43:28 PM
Kid friendly? I know theres going to be some comic book violence in it, but what about the language? Would you take your own kid to see it?
fury
by ectocriminal
Apr 30th, 2008
07:59:15 PM
but does gambit steal stark property?
@ Spamster
by DarkCouncilus
Apr 30th, 2008
09:07:05 PM
For really young children you must warm them up, otherwise they'll get distracted fast, the movie's pace is never boring but it's not "shiny" enough in many vital parts to get the kids full attention.
Seph J
by Meta
Apr 30th, 2008
09:51:52 PM
I don't know where you are in China, but it's at theaters all over Shanghai. It's had an international release since yesterday. Just look online if you don't believe me.
Some spoilers
by RodneyOz
May 1st, 2008
01:18:45 AM
I just posted over at Harry's review about the issue of 'is there anything post credits' - short answer, YES, stay, you NEED to stay - but as one of those australians who see it before the yanks and apparently need to be bombed (cheers for that), I will spill the Stan Lee cameo (SPOILER). It's at a big benefit function. Stark walks up to an old guy with several busty young babes and says "Hey Hef." The old guy turns... and it's Stan Lee, with this big happy smile on his face. In the end creds BTW he's listed as 'Himself'. Heh! Movie's great too.
richiejohnston you fucking arsehole, + you 2, dtpena
by half vader
May 1st, 2008
03:14:12 AM
Fucking spoiler warning you idiots.

Spamster, you don't read Mori's reviews OR other posts, do you? Jesus! Having seen it, I'm still of EXACTLY the same opinion as before.

Regarding Kids
by TheRealMoriarty
May 1st, 2008
04:20:04 AM
I'm not taking Toshi to see it. He loves the trailer. He loves the toys. He's crazy for the character. That book I reviewed a month or so ago about the history of IRON MAN? Yeah, that's on Toshi's shelf now. He looooooves it.

And it's not even a question. He's not seeing the movie. The filmmakers made some choices about what level of intensity to pitch the film at, and I enjoy it a lot. It's just too much for little kids, though. I think if he were a savvy seven or eight, I'd take him, but no younger.

IRON MAN is awesome!
by Knuckleduster
May 1st, 2008
05:07:56 AM
I just saw it this morning. It's fuckin great. SPOILER WARNING! SPOILER! I don't know if anyone has said this yet, but if you stick around intil after the credits, you're in for a big surprise. Nick Fury shows up! Nick motherfuckin Fury! Woo-hoo! The Avengers Mission! Brilliant. Can't wait for that. END SPOILER.
Oh...
by Knuckleduster
May 1st, 2008
05:25:42 AM
Someone beat me to it. Now I don't feel special anymore.
Thanks Mori, and a horror/violence recommendation
by half vader
May 1st, 2008
05:45:38 AM
My kid is eight, and savvy, but certain things upset him, and the bit in Iron Man where the guy is getting his throat/chest stomped on (which is ironically sorta similar to the Superman Returns bit I mentioned previously) while helpless, with his kids watching is exactly the sort of thing that upsets him, over and above 'thoughtless' gunplay or even blood. He's busting to see the movie and loves the trailers too, but trusts that I know what really upsets him. But that's my kid. And Beastie, that's your (4-year-old) kid. But I think the general pg13 is spot-on, whether there is swearing or blood, or not. It's more mature in its idea of violence and repercussions.

Everyone forgets that you don't actually SEE much violence in Reservoir Dogs because it's so intellectually violent. Girls were walking out left right and centre in the session I went to all those years back (and their pissed-off boyfriends had to follow them, ha ha), and that was WAY before we got to the ear bit (which we didn't see). Then there's Seven, and so-on. And people are affected by more than just literal violence. Just sayin, the warnings are there for a reason (the whole MPAA's perversion of the idea and censorship of content thing is not what I'm talking about here)...

Mori, have you ever seen "The Boys"? If you thought David Wenham was just that nice guy from Lord of the Rings, you're in for a shock. Forget even "Wolf Creek" - I don't remember there being anything but IMPLIED violence in it, but Jesus Christ. Part of it is that Australians all know that it's the horrendous leadup to the infamous real-life Anita Cobby murder where a gang of guys pack-raped a nurse in a field and kept raping every orifice - eyesockets (yes I know plenty of TB, everything, even after cutting her neck to the almost-severed spine. Yes, it's still really horrible if you don't know that, but it works even 'better' if you do, and was definitely made with that in mind, and is a 'based on' movie without actually showing what it is based-on. Might be interesting to you from a technique point-of-view. Just the tension of real-life domestic violence that runs through it... Whew.

P.S. to Beastie
by half vader
May 1st, 2008
06:00:42 AM
I think one of the reasons I may have been (over)zealously agreeing with Mori was that maybe, in the back of my mind, I was remembering Irreversible.

There were ratings. There were warnings. It was in all the media where I live and on all the posters at the cinema. There was a special warning at the Box-office where you bought your ticket. Even on the door to the cinema/screening room itself there was a final warning about the level of violence. All these recommendations and precautions, and still, this lady went in.

We were standing outside waiting for the rain to let up afterward, and she was shaking (not from the cold) and looked like a zombie. It was hard for me to have sympathy for her though, because all I could think was "you were WARNED it might be too strong. A MILLION times, but somehow you still discounted all that? Even as a woman (might have been a mother as she was married)? You were WARNED!" Obviously the example here is awfully over-the-top and of course I'm not saying IM is that harrowing, but maybe that's what was in the back of my head when you asked Mori again after what he'd already said.

So just a bit of an explanation, in retrospect.

Hans Zimmer didn't do the score
by messi
May 1st, 2008
06:00:46 AM
Ramon Djanwdi did.
Actually X-men 2 had an awesome theme
by messi
May 1st, 2008
06:04:41 AM
just listen to it. And Zimmer and Newton Howard's Batman score and main theme 'molossus' just absolutely kicks the shit out of Elfman's theme.
beastie
by messi
May 1st, 2008
06:14:24 AM
you're asking mori for father advice? don't you listen to your own mind? I saw predator, robocop, kickboxer, commando all when i was 4, i have no problems. As long as you tell your kid it's all fantasy.
except for calling everyone a fucking cunt
by just pillow talk
May 1st, 2008
06:39:44 AM
supertalkbacker Messi.... :-)
Actually I didn't mind the score
by half vader
May 1st, 2008
08:00:16 AM
and Cloudrider, no, they say he has integrity because he doesn't renege on his reviews. Not hard to understand really. Oh and Jarv what's wrong with txtspeak? The internet doesn't count as writing you know.* Because we all still write beautifully worded letters on paper with superb penmanship and post them to each other the old-fashioned way. Our work is done in the same manner.

* - Self-fulfilling prophesy.

High Price Tag
by Roboteer
May 1st, 2008
08:19:33 AM
The only drawback, is these flicks are getting VERY expensive to the point if just one bombs, it could be debilitating. I've read the IM budget is $180 M. With prints and ads that could easily balloon to $250 M. Just from Box Office, it would take at least $400 M WW gross to break even. That's an historic number for the first week of May. The next Hulk total budget could come in at $200 M. Fortunately, this genre has other resources: merchandising, video games, large DVD/cable/PPV that are usually money machines. But believe me, a lot of folks at Marvel are holding their breath now they are holding the bag (especially on HULK 2).
There's a Spoiler tag all over this article
by dtpena
May 1st, 2008
09:54:38 AM
I thought it was enough
roboteer
by SpawnofAchilles
May 1st, 2008
10:28:23 AM
if the film costs 250million how does it need 400m to break even? Wouldn't it take ummm 250 million to break even>?
Thanks Mori!
by Spamster
May 1st, 2008
11:09:23 AM
I'll have to go by myself first to go screen it. My son has sat through the Lord of the Rings trilogy, The Spiderman movies, and Raiders of the Lost Ark, (I covered his eyes at the end), and Harry Potter. He's pretty savvy about reality vs fantasy, but I'm still going to wait before taking him to see it. I think my son needs to stick more to Thomas the Tank Engine and less to Tony Stark. At least for a little while longer.
Roboteer
by half vader
May 1st, 2008
11:25:54 AM
I posted here or somewhere around here (all the threads are either IM or turning into IM TBs and I'm getting lost), about how I can't work out how IM can cost that much when Bay made Transformers for 150 - much bigger scope, actors wouldn't have saved 'em money, inflation doesn't cover it. Weird. Not talking about quality (obviously), just 'bang for the buck'.
Iron Man PWND Spiderman
by Dr Gregory House
May 1st, 2008
11:35:23 AM
whilst in the sack during 'Wonder Boys'
well, seems like I owe an apology to y'all
by Seph_J
May 1st, 2008
01:55:21 PM
.... I just trundled down to my local commie-plex, to see which movies where not being shown, and which ones had NOT been cut to bits, and to my utter SHOCK... there, waiting for me... is an lovely large Iron Man poster... which I proceeded to have put by for me.... and to which I brought myself a ticket.

Seems I was wrong about the after credits 'extra'. Rather fuckin' nice.

But, thats it... "I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING COMMIES IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING CINEMA!"

How many Chinamen does it take to put a movie in focus.... Answer.... 1.6 billion. One to tell them all what to do, and the rest to do as they are told, not ask questions, and still fuck it up anyway.

Fucking good film though. I had issues with it.... but when all comic book films are compared to Elektra, Blade 3, and all that crap, it was a breath of fresh air.

So why did they capture Stark AFTER he had just destroyed a jericho missile as a demonstration. If they had hijacked him on his way TO the demonstration, then they could have just stolen the missile, rather than needing him to build another. Like I said, plot holes that only annoying little bastards would pick up on....

Overall opinion, fucking great though.

Just got back....
by wildphantom07
May 1st, 2008
02:13:59 PM
from a 4.30 show in the UK. Was packed! The movie is FANTASTIC. On a par with the first Spidey movie I'd say. and everything you've heard about what's waiting for you after the end credits is TRUE!! I'll anticipate a certain screen grab of a certain character to be online for everyone to see within hours
half vader
by Knuckleduster
May 1st, 2008
04:06:41 PM
You're right about Transformers. Bay did a hell of a job with the money he had. Made it look like it cost twice as much. Just compare it to Superman Returns. That movie cost $200 million! Where did it all go?
Oh look...
by Shermdawg
May 1st, 2008
06:27:06 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rqa QgLc0vKE
haha what happened to free speech...
by indyit
May 1st, 2008
07:13:26 PM
am i just seeing things or did my posts just disappear??
man i seem to be loving doubleposting
by indyit
May 1st, 2008
07:15:19 PM
ok i take back my statement above..just noticed that it was shermdawg repeating himself which threw me off and made me think my posts in harry's review were removed.
The Hulk theme was brilliant
by chien_sale
May 1st, 2008
08:43:23 PM
Mixing mid-eastern music with the grand operatic blockbuster slant but the problem was that it was wrong for a super-hero movie.
Knuckleduster - Supes, Shermy
by half vader
May 1st, 2008
10:15:00 PM
Well it didn't go on the movie itself. I know, 'cause I was on it. But don't blame me, man.

Sherm, that was the Sam Jackson bit was it? It's gone now. I actually thought it diluted the great ending with the hard cut to the credits. Maybe because I'm more on the works-as-a-film side, 'cause the comic guys (I used to do comics, but you know what I mean) have no problem with geeky stuff that doesn't really work as long as it gives them the nerdy payoff. Anyways...

Blade didnt NEED a great theme, it had great music
by quantize
May 1st, 2008
11:30:41 PM
despite what El Toro etc think, the music in the Blade films was abso-fucking-lutely perfect and tasteful...something a lot of these tedious hollywood composers simply dont get in their pompous scores.... Batman Begins was CHOKING on over-scoring all through the beginning, in fact the music was so fucking claustraphobic i was hating the film by the time we got some silence to hear what anyone was saying. There really is an epedemic of over-scoring Hollywood films...horrible instructional feeling music... if its not bloated orchestral over-scoring its wimpy as indie folk music. Everyone go fucking watch Boarding Gate, or better still some quality 70's films and see how LESS music is infinitely MORE. Time for a change in the approach to music.
Best Superhero Movie Ever
by Mr. Winston
May 2nd, 2008
01:46:18 AM
That's just my opinion, but I'm sticking to it. I thought it was pretty much perfect. There was not a single moment where I didn't enjoy what was happening onscreen. Especially liked Stark's interaction with the robots in his lab, which I realize is going to earn me a truckload of scorn.

MINOR SPOILERS: The only thing I didn't really dig was Stane's "contraption" because there was really no setup for it. And I also wish Favreau would have done something with the Hogan character, but maybe that's forthcoming. Also, Leslie Bibb has about the nicest legs I've ever seen in my life.

It was just great. Iron Man I always thought was the coolest LOOKING character in the superhero universe, and it's now official that he's the biggest badass too. God, fuck me, I can't want for the sequel.
I have the Nick Fury video
by GregoryHarbin
May 2nd, 2008
01:53:19 AM
I'll be back in a couple minutes once my YouTube video finishes converting.
This'll probly be gone in a couple minutes, but:
by GregoryHarbin
May 2nd, 2008
02:00:28 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =DjBiVZ2uoeA
Whoa
by odo19
May 2nd, 2008
03:49:04 AM
Thanks Greg.
'nuff said
by Holgi65
May 2nd, 2008
05:33:32 AM
it's realy as good as people say. Might watch it a second time in cinema - which I haven't done in more then a decade - to have the Fury bit...
So... some people didn't get the Nick Fury bit?
by Seph_J
May 2nd, 2008
07:32:50 AM
Seriously? Unlucky. Its only short... but its cool. 'The Avengers' man.

Yeh!

Saw it last night...
by waitingimpatientlyforingloriousb astards
May 2nd, 2008
09:08:30 AM
... and it was great! Very smart and funny and doesn't take itself too seriously. To Quote Richard Roeper, "This movie IS Robert Downie Jr." Point of reference, this coming from someone who didn't like Spiderman & X-men, enjoyed Superman, and LOVES Batman. Also, the previews were worth the price of admition!
This Movie Worked
by mrdinky
May 2nd, 2008
10:04:54 AM
***SPOILERS BELOW*** but if you've read Moriarty's review, then there's nothing new here.

I'm not as gushy about the movie as Moriarty, because there are some pretty clear problems with the movie. I think the beginning cut was wholly unnecessary. It's purpose was transparent and insulting. Instead of defraying the action for 10-15 minutes into the movie, someone (or some committee!) decided audiences wouldn't watch it so they came up with a lameass timeshift (flashback) scenario. It bothered me in particular because the "flashback" was funny and interesting, and certainly would have held anyone's attention (you've already seen EVERYTHING in the first 15 minutes if you've seen the series of trailers so if you're in the theater in the first place, that material interests you, does it not?). There was also a pretty noticeable leap from the point where Jeff Bridges goes from close family friend to evil maniacal, cackling villain. I imagine there's a healthy dose of excised material on the deleted scenes section of the dvd for that. finally, I would like to have seen more of tony being a playboy. leslie bibb played one character who gets the tony treatment, but even she reappears and is more than just some girl tony played. it had this feel as if "leslie's too costly an actress to throw away. let's give her a larger role." but of course it's an obvious attempt to keep the movie pg-13. I don't blame anyone for that decision, but just the same, more (quick) tony-as-playboy scenes would have made for a better film rather than going for the common denominator.

that's it. those are my problems with the movie. it's a good movie, and it's a REALLY GOOD comics 2 film movie. I pretty much agree with everything else M says about it. I was happy with the obvious "heavy metal" soundtrack. I thought it was loud and ostentatious and perfect for the Iron Man that I know (mostly through 90s cartoons and a couple novels). And I would like to shake Favreau's hand to contradulate him on a well balanced movie that doesn't take a piss all over the integrity of its source material just because it isn't citizen kane (and I'm looking at you, michael raped-my-childhood-bay).

8-Minute Preview with Interviews
by MattCampagna
May 2nd, 2008
10:28:49 AM
There's an 8-minute Preview at YourGeekNews.com that has some interviews with Favreau, Howard and RObert Downey Jr., plus some REALLY sweet scenes from the movie here: http://www.yourgeeknews.com/?p =24
Parents, Kids, and PG-13
by TheLastCleric
May 2nd, 2008
10:53:32 AM
I'm curious as to how many parents are going to get burned taking their 7 and 8-year-olds to see TDK this summer. There is nothing in that film that looks even remotely kid-friendly. Iron Man sounds pretty violent as well. People really should pay more attention to those ratings.
@ TheLastCleric
by Spamster
May 2nd, 2008
11:53:33 AM
Yeah, you're right. What Mori said earlier was absolutely spot on as well. I went and saw the movie last night and theres just no way I can justify letting my 5 year old son see this, I wish that he could, but there are several scenes in here that are just way to intense for the little ones. Age 7 or 8 could probably handle it o.k. Hopefully I'll be able to see speed racer with him, but I'll have to screen that in advance too. Oh well, theres always Wall*E. Thank God Pixar makes movies that parents and their children can enjoy together.
at least you are doing the right thing spamster..
by just pillow talk
May 2nd, 2008
11:56:40 AM
screening before potentially taking your kid to see a movie. I'm sure there are tons of parents who do NOT do that.
RE: Kids
by topaz4206
May 2nd, 2008
11:56:52 AM
You know, it's an odd mix of PG-13 violence and intensity, and a central plot line that a 3 year-old could understand. I liked the movie fine, but it just bothers me that these big budget hero movies play it SO safe with the narratives -- even the animated DTV movie "The Invincible Iron Man" had a more daring, intricate plot.
WOW
by Samus Aran
May 2nd, 2008
12:16:36 PM
Jon Favreau was actually able to make a comic book movie that is highly rated, and he didn't even need to make the suit all black and he didn't need to cast it with young poptarts. How did he pull off such a dangerous feat? Michael Bay and Stephen Sommers would have made completely opposite decisions if they had been in charge of this movie. Iron Man actually looks like Iron Man in this Movie- Michael Bay would have commanded his concept artists to change the look beyond identification. I'm paying attention to movies made by Jon Favreau from now on.
IS DARK KNIGHT TRAILER ATTAC
by Harry Bolzonnia
May 2nd, 2008
12:35:32 PM
IS DARK KNIGHT TRAILER ATTACHER
by Harry Bolzonnia
May 2nd, 2008
12:36:03 PM
IS DARK KNIGHT TRAILER ATTACHED?
by Harry Bolzonnia
May 2nd, 2008
12:36:38 PM
otherwise im staying home and masturbating.......
Definitely seeing this. IRON MAN
by CrichtonAstronut
May 2nd, 2008
12:47:35 PM
DARK Knight and Hellboy II ared my must sees. This Summer, and the Indy flick gotta see that.
@ Harry Bolzonnia
by Spamster
May 2nd, 2008
01:20:44 PM
Yes it is, trailers for Dark Knight, Narnia, can't remember what else.
dark night trailer
by Tenenbaum
May 2nd, 2008
01:23:22 PM
was not attached to my screening. there were about 6 trailers...for some reason the HULK trailer played twice.
Yeah Pillow, Spamster, Cleric
by half vader
May 2nd, 2008
01:24:29 PM
Beastie and I went through it about halfway up the thread. I'm not taking my eight year old.

He'll watch the pole-dancing bit and then be nagging me to take him when I go to strip clubs. Not good.

Hey Favs, where's the Stark menage a trois?
by christian66
May 2nd, 2008
02:33:30 PM
Sure made a point of showing it in the trailer, you sly dawg!
DARK KNIGHT TRAILER WAS ATTACHED...
by jimmy rabbitte
May 2nd, 2008
03:04:03 PM
at the screening I attended, in Bellingham, MA.

...it looks great... espacially on a DLP screen...

oh yeah... a cool line from TDK trailer...
by jimmy rabbitte
May 2nd, 2008
03:07:03 PM
...Harvey Dent: "the (K)night is always darkest just before dawn..."
...New trailer for Indy played as well...
by jimmy rabbitte
May 2nd, 2008
03:09:37 PM
...I'll be in attendance for that one... no doubt...
m
by Strabbo
May 2nd, 2008
03:33:17 PM
I saw Iron Man last night, its all true, even the part about the score being meh. Great movie. One more time: Marlon Waynes in GI JOE? Collective "Ugh". I will love it if they do the same Nick Fury Cameo at the end of the Hulk too.
wow, Ironman sucked
by krycek08
May 2nd, 2008
03:34:02 PM
thanks for tricking me again AICN
Stan Lee's Cameo
by Spamster
May 2nd, 2008
03:48:08 PM
AWESOME!
@krycek08
by Spamster
May 2nd, 2008
03:49:47 PM
What sucked about it? What were your expectations? At least define your displeasure with a movie that an overwhelming majority of other posters to this board (myself included), were quite pleased with.
Kudos Spamster
by TheLastCleric
May 2nd, 2008
04:21:47 PM
I respect parents who actually...you know...parent. It's tough and it takes work but at least you keep their young minds away from shit they simply are not ready for. As cliche as it sounds, we need more parents like you out there.
94% at Rotten Tomatoes
by zacdilone
May 2nd, 2008
05:17:52 PM
You can't blame AICN, krycek08, without blaming ALMOST EVERY OTHER CRITIC IN AMERICA.
Just saw Ironman
by Dokkalvar
May 2nd, 2008
06:01:11 PM
And I couldn't agree more with the review. Fantastic movie, maybe the best Superhero film yet. I'm glad they let the actors fatten the lines, it made everyone's performance really natural and covered up the fact that the story is fairly typical, but not at all bad. Love the FX and how they lingered on the suit's design and filled the frame with enough mumbo-jumbo to convince you it could actually work. Well done.

Also: you can't have professor X without Patrick Stewart, and you can't have Nick Fury without Sam the Man. Thank you for joining up sir, it wouldn't be the same without you.

FINALLY, an honest Iron Man review
by vestaxwax
May 2nd, 2008
08:01:37 PM
http://eattheblinds.blogspot.c om/
Sweet Fucking Christ, People...
by omarthesnake
May 2nd, 2008
10:00:56 PM
Do we need to see a review of this fucking movie from everyone who ever delived a goddamned package to Harry Knowles' house? The never-ending stream is just obnoxious. Advance screening feedback, OK. Perhaps one or two of the Upper Echelon (Moriarty being number two on the site as far as I'm concerned, so he'd be good in my book if this weren't the twenty-ninth goddamned review of Iron Man) and then Harry The Man Himself. that's it. we don't fucking care what the guy who's supposed to just cover TV thinks of it. we don't fucking care what every incidental dweeb in AICN HQ thinks of it. We just want a few reviews to judge relative to our trust in the reviewers. Sorry to venomize on your review, Mori (I trust your opinions a lot more than Harry, but this IS the big guy's site so he should get final say). you were just the straw that broke the camel's back on this one.
it was ok. i think my expectations were too high
by BMacSmith
May 2nd, 2008
10:18:36 PM
ok but not nearly the best comic movie
Gotham Knight-- Stane didn't build his suit!
by ZeroCorpse
May 2nd, 2008
10:33:35 PM
Stane had a Mark I prototype scavenged from the desert that was mostly intact. He also had a TEAM of engineers and scientists building it with all the fabrication equipment that a MAJOR ARMS MANUFACTURER would have on-hand.

I heard this critique on RT earlier, and it's pretty lame. Stark was one man working in his workshop, while Stane had all the resources and employees of Stark Industries at his command. OF COURSE HE BUILT THE IRON MONGER FAST!

And before any of you crazy nuts starts yapping about how Stane was able to handle piloting the Iron Monger without having used it before, let me point out that the Mark I armor had never been used before when Stark donned it in Afghanistan, either, and he did pretty well. Considering the Iron Monger was essentially a walking tank that Stane rode in, I'm sure Stane had the skills to drive it.

BY the way-- Bridges ROCKED as Stane.
by ZeroCorpse
May 2nd, 2008
10:38:15 PM
I'll miss him in later movies. He was awesome, and his voice over the Iron Monger speaker was very menacing. Bridges knows how to sell a villain.
What exactly do you think is going to happen
by I Dunno
May 2nd, 2008
11:24:24 PM
to your kids? Are they going to become serial killers? End up in a padded cell? I saw Jaws when I was 3 for chrissakes.
Why that was Iron Man was just 'Invincible'
by the_raftaman
May 2nd, 2008
11:40:12 PM
I can't wait to see that one again, and to all the people that got up and left before the credits rolled 'insert evil laugh' hahahahahahahahahahaha you missed it.Now you gotta see it again, you know you want to. Now all I want to know, is when is the release date for the Blu-Ray release, and when do they get started on Iron Man part Deux.
I took my 3 year old to see Iron Man...
by TheRaven13
May 2nd, 2008
11:54:06 PM
He was lit up during the entire movie. Granted, there was one quasi-sex scene that I quickly covered his eyes for, but it was over pretty quickly. He totally enjoyed the movie, and I was glad I did take him to see it. There's really nothing wrong with it in my eyes- he was a "good guy" that did what it took to get rid of the "bad guys". I wouldn't take him to see the Dark Knight, as I know there are darker overtones in this movie, but Iron Man was absolutely fantastic for him. I was surprised that he even sat through the dialogue.
Oh dear Mori, you can't say we didn't try...
by half vader
May 3rd, 2008
12:46:35 AM
Of course it's possible that Theraven is the king of deadpan joking...
RDJ would have been a better batman than Bale
by Magic Rat
May 3rd, 2008
12:52:42 AM
i said it.
I didn't like it
by BobPalpatine
May 3rd, 2008
01:56:45 AM
But I'm convinced I'm wrong, so I'll be going back. It sometimes takes me a viewing or two to separate what I thought the movie would be and what it is. Besides the middle of the movie where Iron Man first appears, I didn't care for much else. It all felt formulaic, and by the end of it I wasn't compelled by the plot. I thought the CG was pretty good, but not as perfect as everyone would have you think. I'm surprised people are finding this movie so adult. It deals with terrorism yea, but the actual action isn't any worse than any other PG-13 flick.
Iron Monger is NOT pieces of the first suit
by BobPalpatine
May 3rd, 2008
01:59:49 AM
Unless I missed something, you see the old Iron Man suit when Pepper and the cops go into the Monger lair, it's right there on the wall, then they see Iron Monger. Iron Monger was a completely original suit.
This movie deserved every good review...
by poeticwarriorII
May 3rd, 2008
02:06:49 AM
it's getting so you whining cunts who don't want more reviews can sit there and pull your fucking puds, either that or don't click on the links you bright shining twats. This is going to destroy TDK.
The Source material was respected. Get F4 and Xmen away from FOX
by The Founder
May 3rd, 2008
02:34:02 AM
IM was good, not geat, but very well made. I don't like the idea of harry and some overhyping it cause you could end up being let down, but yeah I have to agree, their's no rust on IM anywhere. Also Marvel needs to do what ever to get F$ and Xmen the phuck away from FOX.
Kids can handle this...
by Nealy Ramone
May 3rd, 2008
02:37:28 AM
There is nothing here that a 6 yr old couldn't handle, even the quasi-sex scene, as somebody put it. Just saw it, and I would've taken my 2&1/2 yr old daughter, that is, if she would sit still for it. I took her to see Horton, her 1st theater exp and she really dug it, until she shit her diaper. After I changed her, we had to leave because she refused to sit still for the last 1/2 hour, but I digress. If she could handle Pirates of the Caribbean 2 on cable, there's no reason anyone can't take there six yr old son to see IronMan. Shit, when I was 3, my parents took me to see Raging Bull at the drive-in. As a minor, I saw countless R-rated movies at the drive-in with my folks. My advice: if you are so inclined, TAKE YOUR KIDS! Raiders of the Lost Ark, which I saw in the theater when I was 4, was much scarier than this! Kids are tougher than you think.
founder is right
by bacci40
May 3rd, 2008
03:07:58 AM
favreau proved that when you respect the source material, you make a superiour project...i was amazed at how he was able to take 40 years of iron man cannon and put it into one movie, but at no time did he treat any of the cannon with less respect than another...
The real theme was written by Sabbath
by krushjudgement
May 3rd, 2008
03:27:40 AM
You can't top that.
Next time baby...
by ChrisVenom
May 3rd, 2008
05:22:59 AM
So when's the sequel already? Great movie!!
Yeah – What He Said…
by Evil Chicken
May 3rd, 2008
07:21:45 AM
Moriarty that is. Well said – spot on. What I love about this film is the fact that kids are going to see it and they are going to fall in love with the concept of making movie magic – whether it’s writing, computer graphics, special effects, acting, WHATEVER – this film is going to inspire those who feel that call, and THAT is a beautiful thing. Is that too much? No way, I remember how I felt after seeing Star Wars for the first time. Iron Man is that type of experience. I’m looking forward to reading in the future, “the first time I saw Iron Man I knew what I wanted to do.” Believe the hype and STAY for the end credits.
I saw American Wearwolf in London...
by Drwyrm2002
May 3rd, 2008
08:57:51 AM
...when I was 5 years old and it scared the shit out of me. I loved it. If I had a kid I would take him to see this. I already saw it twice.
Fox didn't fuck those movies
by half vader
May 3rd, 2008
09:39:15 AM
Greedy fucking pimp Avi Arad did. He whored out as many Marvel movies as humanly possible. Remember Man-Thing? At least they SAY they're going to take their time now...

Arad also did Bratz. And now a Robosapien movie.