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awesome...
by samuraiyao
Apr 25th, 2008
12:28:24 AM
bring back the 80's...
Soundtrack must.
by jingle_balls
Apr 25th, 2008
12:31:08 AM
That Van Halen song. Sounds like "From the makers of American Pie."
Soundtrack must.
by jingle_balls
Apr 25th, 2008
12:31:21 AM
That Van Halen song. Sounds like "From the makers of American Pi."
Sounds strangely awesome
by Ribbons
Apr 25th, 2008
12:39:17 AM
If it's half as funny as the average episode of "Andy Richter Controls the Universe," I'll be there!
got it bad
by mattforce7
Apr 25th, 2008
12:40:05 AM
SO Bad, im hot for da music
LOOK AT ALL THE PEOPLE HERE TONIGHT!
by Greigy Just Wanted To Say
Apr 25th, 2008
12:47:35 AM
Just as long as it doesn't delay THE DARK TOWER.
by MaxTheSilent
Apr 25th, 2008
12:50:24 AM
Hopefully when he's finally done with that STAR TREK nonsense he'll dive straight in DT.
Was Not Impressed
by Mr. Winston
Apr 25th, 2008
01:09:44 AM
The script was a weak, weak AMERICAN PIE rehash. It's a series of dumb, near-impossible scenarios, bad gags, and a horrible ending. It's going to need a LOT of work to be anywhere close to good.

At the beginning the three main characters make a pact to get laid by graduation. Does that sound good to you anymore? It shouldn't.
She probably wouldn't do it, BUT...
by Rocco Curioso
Apr 25th, 2008
01:11:30 AM
Mia Kirschner would be perfect for this movie.
Sweet
by TheMandrakeRoot
Apr 25th, 2008
01:13:40 AM
Out of respect for the extreme amount of ass-kicking Van Halen brings to the table, Abrams better not botch this one. Hoping for an Eddie cameo.
love me some J.J
by BrightEyes
Apr 25th, 2008
01:22:40 AM
I do.
if its a female teacher she can molest a male
by Groothewarrior
Apr 25th, 2008
01:27:31 AM
but a male taps anything underage its 8-12 and sex-predator list
by Groothewarrior
Apr 25th, 2008
01:28:35 AM

by Groothewarrior
Apr 25th, 2008
01:30:06 AM
And originality contines to get the shit kicked out of it.
by Kid Idioteque
Apr 25th, 2008
01:41:15 AM
Please, just let it die in peace.
Oh Yeah.
by otm shank
Apr 25th, 2008
01:50:51 AM
With all the female teacher on underage boy sex going on today, this won't cause a stir.
Get Shia!!!
by iownyou
Apr 25th, 2008
01:58:27 AM
Word
Another infantile teen "sex" comedy?
by Motoko Kusanagi
Apr 25th, 2008
02:03:15 AM
sheesh...
Perfect timing for a current, hot-button issue.
by thebearovingian
Apr 25th, 2008
02:04:58 AM
Let's face it, we've all had 1 or 2 teachers we wanted to bang. I sure did. There are plenty of horny teenagers in class daydreaming about bending Mrs. Davis over the desk and pulling her skirt up- and then praying that they don't have to stand up anytime soon- but let's not encourage it. To all the Debra LaFave's out there: if you need it that bad, I'm here, I'm available and I look like a teenager! C'mon!
Flashbacks
by Chilli815
Apr 25th, 2008
04:29:17 AM
I'll only watch if the film shows us this guy as a forty-two year old drinking whisky from a slusho container, and remembers a time when he tried to have sex with a maladjusted teacher.
MaxTheSilent
by Sailor Rip
Apr 25th, 2008
05:34:52 AM
Hopefully no film maker will ever attempt to translate King's magnum opus to the big or small screen. Some things are perfect the way they are.
nice
by sarsy
Apr 25th, 2008
06:18:11 AM
man,i wish I could go back and bone some of my old high school teachers
Bah!
by RenoNevada2000
Apr 25th, 2008
06:50:37 AM
Kimmel and Carolla's unproduced script by the same name sounds better.
only 2for2true brings his pencil to the theater...
by just pillow talk
Apr 25th, 2008
06:55:40 AM
to stab shitheels in the mouth with.
Shot Entirely on Student's Handheld DV Cams
by PippinTheJedi
Apr 25th, 2008
07:36:52 AM
From their point of view. So we only see her boobs and ass...never her face. This is, after all, from their perspective.
Most Likely the School Will Be Haunted By a Gnome
by William Ashbless
Apr 25th, 2008
07:42:40 AM
Then when they're boning, they look around. Did you hear that, they say. Then they run, naked, out the door screaming. Some old lady looks out her window. She says in a wise voice, my, my the young ones are so free these days. The stoned teens in the theater shall laugh. Very hard.
Sorry, Sailor Rip
by MaxTheSilent
Apr 25th, 2008
07:49:54 AM
But Damon Lindelof has already confirmed that they are in very early stages of developing the films. He and Abrams famously optioned the rights off King for exactly $19. Which, you have to admit, is pretty fucking cool.
MILF: The MOVIE
by TheBloop
Apr 25th, 2008
08:21:05 AM
Please make it and release it in IMAX 3D and watch the money poor in. PS: I still want to bang Tamar from ILM. Love me long dark red hair.
Since When Does JJ Abrams Do Comedy
by cowboyone
Apr 25th, 2008
08:25:11 AM
(And don't say frickin' Chuck) It must be a damn good script.
Sounds like it could be cool
by rdank
Apr 25th, 2008
10:11:59 AM
It's too early to make judgment, but I'm interested at this point.
But then my homework was never quite like this!
by Atticus Finch
Apr 25th, 2008
10:59:41 AM
Great VH tune. Alex and Eddie's drum and guitar intro both rip!
Something about whiskey and a jelly donut...
by Dr Lisa Cuddy
Apr 25th, 2008
06:30:56 PM
TO GO
No one is really sure...
by Dr Lisa Cuddy
Apr 25th, 2008
06:31:45 PM
What happened to JJ after graduation.
Don't cast Keri Russell as the teacher, JarJar.
by kabong
Apr 25th, 2008
09:19:59 PM
Get a blonde like in the Van Halen video.
Van Halen MUST do the theme song!!!
by MrMysteryGuest
Apr 26th, 2008
12:58:22 PM
The Teacher will be Jennifer Garner
by Drath
Apr 26th, 2008
03:33:22 PM
But you know it'd be funnier if the teacher is Jason Bateman.
I hope it has steemy scenes of young student fucking the shit ou
by Proman1984
Apr 27th, 2008
01:54:07 AM
of a sexy young slender teacher. Licking her pussy and all that shit. That woulda be hot.
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