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first!!!
by irrelevntelefant
Apr 24th, 2008
08:48:54 AM
FRAK YA!
by irrelevntelefant
Apr 24th, 2008
08:49:41 AM
(the shine of first slowly fades)
by irrelevntelefant
Apr 24th, 2008
08:50:25 AM
third bitches
by doodah
Apr 24th, 2008
08:52:49 AM
oops, 4th
by doodah
Apr 24th, 2008
08:53:07 AM
there was no "AH HELLS NO"
by irrelevntelefant
Apr 24th, 2008
08:55:35 AM
not a true will smith movie if you ask me
this could go either way
by el-guappo
Apr 24th, 2008
08:56:56 AM
Some of Will's stuff is great but some is crapolla. "Welcome to earf!"
You can not
by Raindog789
Apr 24th, 2008
09:00:42 AM
put frosting on a turd and call it a cupcake
Jimmy Fallon to officially take over Conan's slot
by Canada's King
Apr 24th, 2008
09:00:56 AM
Which is atrocious news. On the bright side, Hancock looks like a great ride. Aside from SharkTale, everything from Will Smith in the last five years has done what it's supposed to do - entertain. Here, he's got another box office smash on his side, easily.
Simon Cowell?
by The Visco Kid
Apr 24th, 2008
09:02:28 AM
What's with the stuff about Disney Channel Magazine and Simon Cowell that appears after the shot of the title? I can only assume Disney and Cowell are somehow involved with this film in terms of producing and distributing, but I have to admit it was bit confusing that halfway through the video, the screen turns black and text about all that stuff comes up. Oh, and I am not FIRST!!! Whoo!
Voice over guy from Tom's scientology thing
by mothandrust
Apr 24th, 2008
09:10:52 AM
isn't it? I don't think I can listen to a voice over like that without cringing to convulsion.
Does Handcock go to AA?
by Mysterious Yobo
Apr 24th, 2008
09:12:23 AM
i hope so.
Now this is how Superman Returns should have been
by terry1978
Apr 24th, 2008
09:15:26 AM
Yes, complete with an alcoholic Kal-El. Honestly, effects-wise, this is what he should have been doing upon his return from the destroyed Krypton.
Ummm...where is this trailer?
by Utamoh
Apr 24th, 2008
09:21:24 AM
Either my browser can't see it, or it's already gone. Link anyone?
Welcome to Urf!
by GibsonUSA
Apr 24th, 2008
09:22:33 AM
Oh, there it is...
by Utamoh
Apr 24th, 2008
09:23:52 AM
Just popped up...man, that was slow.
Everything Iron Man lacks
by SpencerTrilby
Apr 24th, 2008
09:27:41 AM
Healthy mix of levity and more serious stuff; funny gags; disenchanted, iconoclastic superhero; a more mature tone, no cheap cynicism... Looking good.
awwww hell yes!!
by tolomey
Apr 24th, 2008
09:29:09 AM
Looking forward to this actually. Action scenes look like they kick all sorts of ass and I have total faith in Peter Berg as a director. Welcome To The Jungle was one of the most enjoyable action comedies for years, and they guy can also direct solid drama as proved with Friday Night Lights. This is now planted high on my radar. Still below Indy, Iron Man and Dark Knight tho. Oh yeah, and tonights Linus centric Lost lol
Action scenes look like they kick all sorts of ass
by Herb West
Apr 24th, 2008
09:34:37 AM
Yes, I don't think anyone has ever seen a superhero stopping a train with their body before. A semi maybe, but not a train.
If he can Stop Bullets ...
by NoDiggity
Apr 24th, 2008
09:36:19 AM
... shouldn't he be immune to the effects of alcohol?
Welcome To The Jungle??
by Herb West
Apr 24th, 2008
09:36:22 AM
Are you talking about The Rundown?
The Rundown
by tolomey
Apr 24th, 2008
09:40:59 AM
Was called Welcome To The Jungle in the UK. Am I the only person who loved that movie and wishes there could be a second? In the right hands and film The Rock could really beome the new Arnie all us 20 somethings are looking for
tolomey
by Herb West
Apr 24th, 2008
09:45:21 AM
The Rundown Was called Welcome To The Jungle in the UK. Yeah, I thought so. Bring on the sequel!
Loved that part...
by Psyclops
Apr 24th, 2008
09:51:35 AM
Where he tossed that annoying brat from the HALLOWEEN remake through the air.
HANCOCK
by Herb West
Apr 24th, 2008
09:57:01 AM
looks like it could be an alright comedy/action movie if they would get rid of all the stupidity about him being a reborn God or whatever. It's funny that they are describing the sequel to Superman in the same way.
NoDiggity
by thecheesegrommit
Apr 24th, 2008
10:06:55 AM
In your screen play about a super hero you can make that distinction. I can't wait to see your movie. good luck.
Looks like TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION!!!
by Motoko Kusanagi
Apr 24th, 2008
10:12:51 AM
Count me in!
Boycott this film
by DeCypher44
Apr 24th, 2008
10:30:41 AM
and support "the cause".
looks like CHOCOLATE COVERED PUSSY JUICE!
by Mike_D
Apr 24th, 2008
10:43:17 AM
cant wait!
Love The Ads
by Aquatarkusman
Apr 24th, 2008
10:49:43 AM
hancockslipsarechapped.com welcome toblistix.org
BTW, the girl...
by Aquatarkusman
Apr 24th, 2008
10:52:23 AM
... probably died of shock, or at least every single internal organ being crushed after having been caught from falling from 100,000 feet. This looks as entertaining as Men in Black 2
Because We Often Shy Away From Interpersonal Crap In Action Flic
by www.valiens.com
Apr 24th, 2008
11:02:53 AM
Why don't studios pair up screenwriters who know how to write great dialog and build relationships with screenwriters who write great action scenes? Have person 1 write the script and person 2 punch it up with the action scenes?
I was hoping to see that sort of destruction in Superman Returns
by RighteousBrother
Apr 24th, 2008
11:14:17 AM
how the hell did that movie cost £200 million plus?
This movie looks like SHIT
by Puddleglum
Apr 24th, 2008
11:16:09 AM
why is everyone sucking its dick so incessantly? I just don't get it. More Will SMith doing the same tired "acting" he does in every movie. It was novel in Bad Boys and tolerable in ID4, but aftre MiB it was time to get a new shtick. This trailer makes me nauseaus and so do the pukes who beat off to it.
Dear Hollywood: Niec try, now FUCK OFF
by Puddleglum
Apr 24th, 2008
11:18:38 AM
the audacity this Hancock movie has in "catering" to the lowest common denominator of "jokes" makes me ill with anger.
should be- Dear Hollywood: NICE try, now FUCK OFF
by Puddleglum
Apr 24th, 2008
11:19:17 AM
goddamnit
This looks as middling as any other Will Smith film
by PumpyMcAss
Apr 24th, 2008
11:23:02 AM
which is just fine. The guy has never and will never make a great movie but he rarely makes a terrible movie (Wild Wild West and MiB:II being glaring exceptions). He is a likeable guy who makes likeable movies. He even made I Am Legend - a movie that was essentially a ridiculously safe hybrid of Children of Men and 28 Days Later - kind of watchable. I'll probably catch this in theaters, but I'm not expecting to crap my pants from the awesome or anything.
www.HANCOCKEATSSHIT.FUCKYOU.com
by Puddleglum
Apr 24th, 2008
11:28:17 AM
fuck this film. Fuck it before it fucks you right in the ass and takes your money, you feebs who laugh at this trailer.
www.HANCOCKISAMONEYGRAB.HOLLYWOO D LAUGHSATYOU.com
by Puddleglum
Apr 24th, 2008
11:28:51 AM
Tonight He Comes
by Proman1984
Apr 24th, 2008
11:31:33 AM
Was a better title.
But still a shitty movie, Proman1984
by Puddleglum
Apr 24th, 2008
11:33:53 AM
This movie looks really bad
by random dude
Apr 24th, 2008
11:35:21 AM
And I mean it.
visual effects look like crap
by postalpez
Apr 24th, 2008
11:36:19 AM
wo ever did them needs shot, with a gun, a big gun
This movie will suck Han-COCK!!!!
by FuckMichaelBay
Apr 24th, 2008
11:41:02 AM
Peter Berg...anyone who calls themself a disciple of Michael Mann should know to avoid shit like this. It's a VERY BAD THING!!!!!!!
Looks fun to me
by krushjudgement
Apr 24th, 2008
11:41:34 AM
Why all the anger?
I liked it. Sue me.
by Gilkuliehe
Apr 24th, 2008
11:42:25 AM
Yes, I'd go and watch this today. What the hell is wrong with it? Looks fun. It continues to amaze me how much hatred is spilled on this site. I'm pretty sure you people hate every single thing that's ever been done. Maybe it's crap, but that trailer looked at least entertaining. Plus it has Michael Bluth in it and Rita. I wonder if she'll call him a pussy in this one. I miss Arrested Development, sigh.
Oh
by krushjudgement
Apr 24th, 2008
11:43:04 AM
It's just one crazy angry guy.
Independance Day = ID4. WHY?
by WickedMonster
Apr 24th, 2008
11:55:28 AM
WHY? Should be ID3.
Is there a non-HD version? This shit keeps buffering.
by Shermdawg
Apr 24th, 2008
12:11:50 PM
That is so much better than the teaser...
by -guyinthebackrow
Apr 24th, 2008
12:12:17 PM
... it's not even funny. I had no interest after seeing the teaser, but now I can't wait. WFT?
Was that little Michael Myers getting thrown?
by Bobo_Vision
Apr 24th, 2008
12:29:57 PM
Finally, that little shit gets his ass kicked. This actually looks good. I like the idea of an extremely imperfect superhero. There's so much to be explored there which is not traditionally explored by typical superhero movies. They usually focus on the dramatic and theatrical, and not just the ordinary, day to day things, like wanting to throw a snot-nosed kid a 100 feet into the air.
Hancock: Tales of the CGI Negro
by dogphart3000
Apr 24th, 2008
12:31:29 PM
A total obamanation
AWWWWW HAAAAAYLLLL NAWWW!!!!
by Kurzinski Valentine
Apr 24th, 2008
12:37:01 PM
If anyone other than Peter Berg were directing this, I wouldn't see it. I love all his movies, and the combo of Charlize + booze + explosions = me there.
this black screen
by frankenfickle
Apr 24th, 2008
12:41:49 PM
is to help Youtube process HD audio and video.
Racism: Tales of the real dogphart3000
by FuckMichaelBay
Apr 24th, 2008
12:56:58 PM
call Doc Brown and get his time machine so you can go back to a time when shit like that was actually funny.
Too HANCOCKY!!!
by thebearovingian
Apr 24th, 2008
12:58:35 PM
Like, ZOMG!
I take it all back!
by BiggusDickus
Apr 24th, 2008
01:05:46 PM
When I first heard the pitch for this, I thought it sounded awful. Too much of an excuse for another Big Willy performance, but this looks good!

I'm in!

looks fun
by soup74
Apr 24th, 2008
01:14:25 PM
im a dork, i dont care if i read a bunch of negative reviews, ill be there.
Wow
by Autodidact
Apr 24th, 2008
01:23:52 PM
This looks fucking awesome. I agree with everybody who says this kind of thing is all we wanted from Superman Returns...
the clip only shows the best parts
by bacci40
Apr 24th, 2008
01:29:44 PM
from the buzz, most of the movie is tedious crap...hancock is a god with amnesia...
Ultimate power fantasy done right.
by General Crom
Apr 24th, 2008
01:51:46 PM
I genuinely felt bad for hancock when his booze bottle was broken.This movie has already destroyed superman returns from it's earliest previews-and spiderman 3.In fact-I'm probably going to see this thing in a theater-that is my ultimate endorsement.
I was sold with the first trailer involving the whale
by Yeti
Apr 24th, 2008
01:52:21 PM
Free Willy indeed.
Teaser was good, this is great!
by MisterE
Apr 24th, 2008
02:00:30 PM
This definitely looks like fun and, like General Crom, I'll be giving this film the ultimate endorsement of paying for a ticket at the theatre.
BTW isn't 'Hancock'...
by BiggusDickus
Apr 24th, 2008
02:07:29 PM
...what Princess Leia dreams about?

I thank you.

Disciple of Michael Mann?
by Bass Ackwards
Apr 24th, 2008
02:28:21 PM
Interesting, as for a long time this lingered in development hell with Will and Michael Mann attached to direct (back when it was called Tonight He Comes). I was always under the impression that it was more of a nostalgic, romantic superhero movie at that time though, this script used to get so many raves I can't believe what we're seeing on the screen is remotely close to the story's original intention. I could be wrong though.
hope some people dont think this is a herbie hancock biopic
by Bouncy X
Apr 24th, 2008
02:53:55 PM
Tony Hancock?
by Mysterious Yobo
Apr 24th, 2008
03:06:14 PM
Herbie Hancock should do the soundtrack
by Utamoh
Apr 24th, 2008
03:26:54 PM
Then if the movie sucks, at least it would have cool music.
trailer looks ok, glad i know its shit
by lex romero
Apr 24th, 2008
03:27:48 PM
That trailer would have convinced me to check the film out. Glad early reviews have told me about the whole old god thing and too much time spent with the relationship thing. As that all sounds a bit shit.
saw this trailer last night
by phoenixmagi2
Apr 24th, 2008
03:49:10 PM
and god this looks horrible. I'm glad this thing will bomb because geeks will be seeing real heroes this summer like iron man; batman, hulk and good old indy. this thing will be lucky enough to earna million. I hate will smith especiall because of his self proclaimed biggest movie star on the planet title he has given himself. dude can't act. he can only do horrible slapstick and cry on que. he always plays will smith. even in pursuit of happiness all it is is him crying for 2 hours on que.I'm glad this will bomb like my super ex girlfriend
Why so serious?
by snappy
Apr 24th, 2008
03:58:58 PM
FFS this is meant to be a popcorn movie, not an Ingmar Bergman auteur piece. It'll be entertaining and mildly amusing family-friendly summer fodder. It's not trying to redefine the superhero / sci-fi movie genres, just to have a little fun with them - like Mystery Men and Galaxy Quest. The essential premise of the costumed superhero is pretty ridiculous to begin with, so why not make fun out of it? I'll wait till the DVD but I'll watch Hancock.
do we really need
by novembre13
Apr 24th, 2008
04:15:17 PM
another movie with a lame superhero, let alone one played by will smith? wasn't "the specials" or "mystery men" or "my super ex-girlfriend" enough for you?
All you haters....
by Vigilant
Apr 24th, 2008
04:23:15 PM
This film looks fun. Stop letting the 'critics' tell you what to watch, and coming on here and lemming their babble all over the place. Reading your crap makes me tired all over.
Wow WillSmith Haters on AICN...
by Dreadlock Holmes
Apr 24th, 2008
04:28:25 PM
What else is new? Stop hating!
TONY HANCOCK!?!?!?!?
by Mistahtibbs
Apr 24th, 2008
04:28:26 PM

A remake of Hancock's Half Hour?

AWESOME.

I hope they get somebody really good to do Sidney James, Kenneth Williams and the rest of those wacky Brits.

I am SO there.

MT

WHY DO YOU PEOPLE THINK THIS LOOKS FUNNY?
by Puddleglum
Apr 24th, 2008
04:39:09 PM
You are a disgrace. It's the same old Will Smith bullshit, just a different plot. If that's enough to satisfy your movie-going demands, then I pity you. But not really, because that's just TOO pathetic.

This shit may have a few little funny things, but it's full of lame-ass jokes and "oh, ain't he so cool cuz he's a mart ass" moments. That's not good movie-watching - that's fuckin lazy writing. I know, because I'm a lazy writer!

Boycott this shit.

Herbie Hancock's "Rock it" - cool! ; This movie - NOT
by finky089
Apr 24th, 2008
04:50:29 PM
Ok, it has some mildly funny parts, but overall, he just a super-powered slacker with a bad attitude. I'm sure that's part of the character's arc, but I have to admit, it just isn't very appealing to me. You gotta give me a reason to care about a character, esp if it's the main one and he's got alot of negative qualities. The two trailers thus far haven't demonstrated any. OK, he "saves" people, but only when pushed into it apparently. That's liek saying somebody in your office does a good job because they finally get their work done after being continually hounded by others. I'll pass on this one.
If Racist Shit wasn't funny
by slugbat
Apr 24th, 2008
05:03:05 PM
Why does Chris Rock exist?
Looks awesome...
by Ambush_Bug
Apr 24th, 2008
05:12:21 PM
...but it will suck.
will is using tom cruise's $ci-juice to fly!
by ironic_name
Apr 24th, 2008
05:41:50 PM
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh.
His whale tossing was a good thing.
by TomBodet
Apr 24th, 2008
07:10:29 PM
I enjoyed watching that in the previews both times they ran it.
been saying for ages now, we need a bad santa
by ThePilgrim
Apr 24th, 2008
07:55:08 PM
version of superman. A guy who has it but is too fucked up to use it right. Finally someone does it. and this new trailer shows that they did it pretty good. Too bad he aint fucking hookers and snorting coke. Thats all thats missing.
Spinal Tap Fear
by ThePilgrim
Apr 24th, 2008
08:04:57 PM
Is setting in. Thats what the haters are feeling. For two years I been saying someone needed too do this shit. The screenplay existed long before this. This is superhero's Bad Santa. Deal with it. I wonder what he's fighting near the end.. Maybe his People show up.
If anyone wants to see the new Dark Knight poster...
by McFly in the Ointment
Apr 24th, 2008
09:40:57 PM
Go to SuperHeroHype.com. Or, wait til it shows up on this site in two days. McFly
i dont get it....
by cwlakers34
Apr 24th, 2008
10:32:42 PM
sure this movie doesnt look like it will make me think about the existence of human life but who cares??? we need movies like this to lighten shit up every now and then. sure smith's schtick is tired to some (not me), but dude CAN act. Ali is all the proof that needs to be given. no one else on earth couldve embodied the "im the greatest" personality better. hancock isnt high art, and it doesnt need to be. and i dont think people need to be looked down upon for liking will smith entertainment, but hey its my opinion.... ill see it and ill likely to at least enjoy myself
Jesus titty fucking christ
by Series7
Apr 24th, 2008
11:05:26 PM
This movie comes out july 2nd and I am already sick of the trailers. I didn't watch this online, but I've seen it like 20 times in the past 3 hours on the tele. That means it can only get worse. I'll probably have seen the whole movie before it comes out in theaters.
Puddlegum
by sewiz
Apr 24th, 2008
11:12:14 PM
Please lower yourself to our level and, using your vastly superior taste and refinement, inform us Pathetic disgraces what we should think is funny?
I'm comflicted
by JacksParasites
Apr 24th, 2008
11:17:22 PM
On the one hand, the movie looks cool and on the other hand, I know Will Smith's paycheck is pretty much just going to be direct-deposited into David Miscavige's personal piggy bank. Oh well, it'll be on the internet soon enough.
reminds me...
by downrightaft
Apr 24th, 2008
11:24:54 PM
Does anyone remember Handi Man from In Living Color? I mean if you're making a movie about a dysfunctional superhero, why not somebody we can get behind?
Looks like fun!
by Johnno
Apr 24th, 2008
11:25:04 PM
I've never watched a Smith flick that I didn't enjoy. YOu fuckers need to calm down... there are great movies that are cinematic masterpieces... there are bad movies that are pieces of shit... and there are movies that are perfectly good enough for whatever it is that they are doing. Movies that one can just go with a few friends and chill out and enjoy for a relaxing outing. Sorry everything that comes out isn't Oscar Gold. But thankfully everything that comes out isn't always the worst thing ever either! It's those nice comfortable spots in between 'alright' and 'masterpiece' and it makes people happy.
Ok
by Series7
Apr 24th, 2008
11:34:46 PM
If this movie is suppose to be silly, then why is the trailer (i am on the 30th viewing tonight alone, just on commercials, thank god for DVR) why is the trailer SO serious? Hopefully Kanye W. West has a new single out by the time the trailer is the only commercial on tv. ANY ways Cheech is on Anatomy, some to loosen my vag.
Wait real quick
by Series7
Apr 24th, 2008
11:37:49 PM
speaking of misleading the Redbelt banner on this site has me to believe that the movie is going to only go straight to VHS. Anyways the girl from the Faculty is on Greys Anatomy. Time to shave my legs.
Has the internets made movie buffs forget FUN?
by William Ashbless
Apr 24th, 2008
11:55:07 PM
It's ironic isn't it?
reminds me of the Greatest American Hero show
by Groothewarrior
Apr 25th, 2008
12:20:54 AM
and Connie Sellica gives you an erection RED HOT MAMA
BELIEVE IT OR NOT IM WALKING ON AIR I NEVER THOUGHT I COULD FEEL
by Groothewarrior
Apr 25th, 2008
12:22:00 AM
IROBOT never got the girl...
by evilnerd
Apr 25th, 2008
02:23:44 AM
Did anybody ever wonder, why IROBOT did not have a lovestory? CHRCHRCHR...
HANCOCK PWNS TEH SUCK!!!
by Motoko Kusanagi
Apr 25th, 2008
02:37:22 AM
Rock on, Fresh Prince Willy!
Despite the shitty effects
by Kragmose
Apr 25th, 2008
05:34:10 AM
I think it'll be a little fun. I personally liked the jail scenes.
I hate fucking Will Smith
by batzilla
Apr 25th, 2008
11:56:35 AM
Not sure why...but I do. However, i'll rent the DVD of this. Not sure why...but I will.
WOW A BLACK SUPER HERO, BOUT TIME
by ghunz
Apr 25th, 2008
03:01:25 PM
After all the films and comics being made the only black hero to get a movie was STEEL...WACK AS HELL, now there's a super hero that comics still can't seem to get right being done in a movie, I for one will see it, after all i welcome a change of pace.....
don't you mean you welcome a change of RACE?
by Novaman5000
Apr 25th, 2008
06:13:07 PM
I'll be here all week, folks.
only black superhero?
by davywankenobi
Apr 26th, 2008
04:10:57 AM
Maybe you forgot Blade? That was the movie that really turned it around for Marvel, and still one of their best. Then there is Storm from the X-Men, Metor Man, Blankman, and who can forget Catwoman with Halle Berry? Yeah, we just wish we could. While there haven't been many black super hero movies, Blade is by far one of the truest the spirit of the comic, and a great all around movie, too. It seems we'll have War Machine soon as well. It'll get better.
i can't wait...
by v1cious
Apr 26th, 2008
09:04:09 PM
to see the talkback rage when this outsells The Dark Knight.
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