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‘Do Not Look
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The Nozzle!!!!’
Five Minutes Of Hilariously Phallic VENTURE BROS. 3.X!!

Looking good by kyle051554	Apr 22nd, 2008 04:59:21 PM
Can't wait until June!
about that buffy willow statue in the ad above... by omarthesnake	Apr 22nd, 2008 05:00:26 PM
Willow who? Because that bears no resemblance to any Willow in the buffyverse, not cute nerd willow, hot lesbian willow, evil willow, vampire willow, all powerful willow... man, that's awful. venture brothers on the other hand, rules! when will there be maquettes for THEM? and by them, i mean Brock Samson.
cool by ddschneider1972	Apr 22nd, 2008 05:00:38 PM
about time
Forgot to mention... by kyle051554	Apr 22nd, 2008 05:00:53 PM
...did anybody see the Venture Brothers S3 preview on Adult Swim a couple weeks ago? It was unfinished, but it showed the first half of an episode where Dr. Venture is giving a military representative a tour of the base, and he's having Orpheus and all of them play out parts as various workers and such. Absolutely hilarious.
Oh god by Banky the Hack	Apr 22nd, 2008 05:01:59 PM
Can't wait...and I can't wait to go as the Monarch for Halloween this year. MINIONS!!!!
i guess i'm getting old. by frankenfickle	Apr 22nd, 2008 05:12:37 PM
didn't laugh. i'd better go change the depends.
What date does it premiere? Anyone know? by R L S	Apr 22nd, 2008 05:20:08 PM
Why, yes, I AM too lazy to go look it up myself.
Damn, I wish I hadn't looked by Shut the Fuck up Donny	Apr 22nd, 2008 05:23:21 PM
as I TOTALLY would have freaked out seing that GI Joe parody for the first time on TV. But I digress, Jackson and Doc have failed to disappoint judging by the snippets shown at the con. It's a goddamn shame that Cartoon Network--even with their wisdsom to green light two seasons--cannot give this show a halfway decent time slot. It SHOULD be on Sundays right after Family Guy instead of wee hours of the morning or during the shitty anime block on Saturday.
dammit by ciroslive	Apr 22nd, 2008 05:36:44 PM
Now I'm going to have to catch up on this show before the new season starts. This one didn't draw me in originally but it sounds like the masses dig it so now I'm going to check it out...
Please do not look away from... by Larry of Arabia	Apr 22nd, 2008 05:36:58 PM
the noozle.
the GI Joe parody was amazing by Laserhead	Apr 22nd, 2008 05:37:41 PM

Why did I look? by Pops Freshemeyer	Apr 22nd, 2008 05:40:59 PM
Way to spoil the season for us, Herc. Can't wait for the season to start back up. The OSI stuff is badass.
this made my day by Stevie Grant	Apr 22nd, 2008 05:42:47 PM
go team venture
Sweet. by buffywrestling	Apr 22nd, 2008 05:47:35 PM
Seriously can't wait. Oh yeah, where's DEAN???
That was great. by rdank	Apr 22nd, 2008 06:01:54 PM
The OSI stuff was absolutely amazing. I watched it three times. Have never really watched Venture Bros., but will definitely watch this season.
Fan-fuckin'-tastic. by rbatty024	Apr 22nd, 2008 06:06:19 PM
Greatest cartoon since Futurama. Which in turn was the greatest cartoon since the Simpsons. I don't know what was the greatest cartoon before that.
6/1/08 11:30 PM EST!!! by Kurutteru Yatsu	Apr 22nd, 2008 06:13:09 PM
I'm looking forward to this more than any of the summer movies. I've waited way too long to know what Dr. Girlfriend told the Monarch.
WELCOME TO BIGBOY TOWN!!! by -=Shin=-	Apr 22nd, 2008 06:14:22 PM
I can't wait. Glad to see the show's starting to materialize.
Meatbiscuit by Shut the Fuck up Donny	Apr 22nd, 2008 06:55:16 PM
We kinda spazzed out at Dragoncon two years ago when Doc and Jackson premiered an episode from Season 2. I think you just get caught up in the moment when a bunch of nerds are in a room together.
IGNOREEEEE MEEEEE! by RaveX	Apr 22nd, 2008 07:15:14 PM
hurry back venture bros, it's so lonely without you...
OSI > GI JOE by Saluki	Apr 22nd, 2008 07:54:24 PM
Not that it was a hard hurdle to jump.
why was that nozzle scene funny.... by Russman	Apr 22nd, 2008 08:01:13 PM
Unfort. I didn't get the joke. :-(
The nozzle scene was funny because everyone laughed. by tonagan	Apr 22nd, 2008 08:28:03 PM
And the people who didn't find it funny laughed anyway because they didn't want to look uncool.
Such a funny show... by DanielKurland	Apr 22nd, 2008 08:35:11 PM
Really. They know exactly what they're doing, and don't seem to be in any danger of "jumping the shark" or running out of steam. The only "mediocre" episode is "Guess Who's Coming to State Dinner" which still has its moments, but at least the creators acknowledge that it's not a good episode.
The nozzle scene was funny because by Hercules	Apr 22nd, 2008 08:41:21 PM
a nozzle make hauty supergenius Billy Quizboy its bitch.
At last, I have something to look forward to! by proton45	Apr 22nd, 2008 08:58:01 PM
That pretty much says it all..."V Bro's" is one of the best shows on "The Cartoon Network"...and it is one of the best of the summer time TV-season Tv shows. The preview clip looks good...
My Love For This Knows No Bounds by smallerdemon	Apr 22nd, 2008 09:24:53 PM
The Venture Brothers is one of those shows that I am at the store on DVD release day to throw my money at them. I'm delighted it's survived this long and I hope it keeps on keepin' on. After Futurama this is my favorite animated show ever.
GI OSI by smallerdemon	Apr 22nd, 2008 09:28:16 PM
That joke is priceless. GI JOE - A show all about AMERICA FUCK YEAH ARMY WE DO IT ALL TO STOP TERRORIST COBRA! ...but we dont' kill anyone. Yeah, uh, right. OSI - AMERICA FUCK YEAH WE KILL 'EM ALL AND PLAY MUMBLY PEG WITH THEIR FUCKIN' HEADS!
No Reaper Love? by 8266665	Apr 22nd, 2008 09:30:39 PM
Isnt this a geek site or just report on shows you like?
One of the best shows on TV by PervOmatic	Apr 22nd, 2008 09:30:52 PM
I know that phrase gets thrown around a lot here, but this time it is actually accurate.
He's called Icarus! Awesome to be back! Love the DVD sets by Stormwatcher	Apr 22nd, 2008 09:49:33 PM
Best artwork. This show is so freaking great!
"I don't know what was the greatest cartoon before that." by smackfu	Apr 22nd, 2008 09:56:17 PM
Thundercats, motherfucker! Thundercats. Schnarf.
The Nozzle by BeatsMe	Apr 22nd, 2008 09:59:57 PM
Wasn't funny at all. But I'm still dying to see the new season, cuz this show has never let me down.
Do not deny the nozzle by Pouchstalker	Apr 22nd, 2008 10:17:12 PM
it's moment of levity before insertion in the orifice of it's choosing!
WELL DONE, COL. TIGH FIGHTER!!! by Mr. Nice Gaius	Apr 22nd, 2008 10:43:43 PM
Go Team Venture indeed.
The Nozzle wasn't funny?! by Mr. Nice Gaius	Apr 22nd, 2008 10:44:40 PM
Uh, yes it was. It's...the Nozzle.
Plus, Nozzle? by buffywrestling	Apr 22nd, 2008 11:20:39 PM
Funny word.
Broadcast? by loki965	Apr 22nd, 2008 11:22:40 PM
Has anyone heard anything about broadcast dates?
Didn't the nozzle voice sound like the Blue Man Group's narrator by Iron-kong	Apr 22nd, 2008 11:55:25 PM
It's funny because you know something called "The Nozzle" is going to wind up one's poop shoot. Fear "The Nozzle"
Wind up in, that is. by Iron-kong	Apr 22nd, 2008 11:57:45 PM

Evidence by Iron-kong	Apr 23rd, 2008 12:00:18 AM
Wikipedia: A nozzle is a mechanical device or orifice designed to control the characteristics of a fluid flow as it exits (or enters) an enclosed chamber or pipe. Up the poop shoot I tell ya.
Misdirection comedy by buffywrestling	Apr 23rd, 2008 12:08:51 AM
Hence another reason why the nozzle is funny.P
Damn. by Brians Life	Apr 23rd, 2008 12:43:13 AM
If you asked me what I could imagine to be a decent taste of my expectations for season 3...THIS would be it! This show is fanboy classic brilliance....has yet to let down. Yet to let. yet to let. HAHA...bitches.
Brilliant... by Hairy Nutsack	Apr 23rd, 2008 01:03:01 AM
This is by far my favorite show period. Better than anything else on TV. The nozzle was hilarious, get a sense of humor you dorks.
Love the show, but... by ZeroCorpse	Apr 23rd, 2008 01:40:55 AM
Do convention audiences have to be so fucking over-the-top with their reactions to things? I swear, it was like being at a Rocky Horror Picture Show screening.
Yay! by tbransonlives	Apr 23rd, 2008 02:29:43 AM
By far my favorite half-hour on tv. Anyone catch the unfinished half episode that was on a few weeks ago? Good stuff.
Will be better than The Dark Knight by Flint_Ironstag	Apr 23rd, 2008 02:43:30 AM
Batman flicks come and go... Or at least they become boring after a few viewings... Venture Bros endure.
Is this coming in Summer or Fall? by RipVanMarlowe	Apr 23rd, 2008 03:16:39 AM

Give the writers a beer for me. by proton45	Apr 23rd, 2008 03:44:43 AM
I too have wondered how long it would take the producers of the "V Bro's" to loose their way, but (as it has been said) they have not let us down yet. The shows irreverent look at the parody of mid 60's & 70's Saturday morning tv is deceptively silly, as it deftly satirizes everything from pop cultures edgy perspective on gender issues to the "liberal" history of conservative foreign policy...their are so many times that they could have gone for the obvious cliche and they didn't.
Best. Show. Ever. by krushjudgement	Apr 23rd, 2008 04:26:10 AM
I love Venture Bros.
Hey Brian, that reminds me of the time with that nozzle by DigitalDong	Apr 23rd, 2008 04:35:23 AM
Replace the boy genius with Peter and FG has more material. lol Yeah FG sucks it hard.
one of my favorite TV shows by Napoleon Park	Apr 23rd, 2008 04:59:25 AM
certainly currently my favorite animated series. Great clip, great jokes, the nozzle, the Joe/Cobra parody, funny stuff. y'know what else. Yhis clip made me so fucking glad that the Venture Brothers don't have a laugh track. I mean, can you believe that they still have shows on TV that tell you when to laugh? How lame is that?
YES!!!! by LaserPants	Apr 23rd, 2008 06:03:22 AM
I love this show!!!
I have 2 loves in life, MNG. BSG and the Venture Bros by Col. Tigh-Fighter	Apr 23rd, 2008 06:32:48 AM
Go Team Venture and So Say We All!! Cannot frickin wait! Looks mint! :)
outstanding! by McDee	Apr 23rd, 2008 06:50:43 AM
So, when is it supposed to premiere?
Prequel stuff? by Dazzler69	Apr 23rd, 2008 06:55:18 AM
I hate prequel stuff. Can't wait for it however.
good stuff by stvnhthr	Apr 23rd, 2008 07:05:37 AM
Looks funny, but they seem to be going way overboard on the sexual humor this season. I liked it better when they didn't appeal to the lowest common denominator for laughs. Still the OSI peace is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time.
The nozzle is still calibrating by BrandLoyalist	Apr 23rd, 2008 07:16:29 AM
What did we do to deserve a world where Venture didn't suck after season 1? Season 2 was great and it sure looks like 3 will continue the trend.
Thank God they're back, Col. Gathers too, by SID 8.0	Apr 23rd, 2008 08:53:53 AM
hell yeah! We had too see more of Brock's time with OSI that's a whole other series right there. A prequel we'd like to see. And where's Dean? He wasn't in the promo photo either.
Go Team Venture...but where's Molotov Cocktease? by SpyGuy	Apr 23rd, 2008 08:57:31 AM
Is she waiting for The Nozzle to finish calibrating?
June 1st by Bustermann	Apr 23rd, 2008 09:16:47 AM
According to Jackson Publick's blog the premiere date for the third season is June 1st.
Hell yeah by milurs big fat mouth	Apr 23rd, 2008 10:13:17 AM
Can't fucking wait til June now. By the way, Bender's Big Score rocks everything. Can't wait for The Beast with a Billion Backs either.
Nearly pissed myself. by Darth WickedChicken	Apr 23rd, 2008 10:47:55 AM
Damn I can't wait.
I dont understand why the crowd was laughing so much by Sakurai	Apr 23rd, 2008 11:18:43 AM
"When the Whistle Blows" has better writing then that. ARE YOU havin a laugh? peasants...
Okay so theres by skimn	Apr 23rd, 2008 12:45:57 PM
Venture Bros, Futurama, and The Simpsons for best animated series ever. I still have some fond memories of Duckman...any others?
AHH! I can't fucking wait!! by Datascream	Apr 23rd, 2008 12:49:01 PM
And Tonagan, your life must suck without a sense of humor. sorry to see your suck a bitch.
I have a sense of humor. by tonagan	Apr 23rd, 2008 01:29:13 PM
Everybody does, really.
And what does "sorry to see your suck a bitch" mean? by tonagan	Apr 23rd, 2008 01:30:04 PM

You wanna give an enema to Free Wiley? by BrainFart	Apr 23rd, 2008 01:52:25 PM
venture bros is the most quotable show since seinfeld
"I don't understand, is this funny?" by omarthesnake	Apr 23rd, 2008 01:54:31 PM
It is, and you don't understand. that doesn't make it NOT funny. it just means you don't get it. maybe it's not your sense of humor. maybe you lack context. Here is my theory, which is mine, and belongs to me: the humor largely derives from the anticipation that something untoward is about to happen to poor little Billy Quizboy, who is a character fans of the show know well and who casual observers who just came in on this clip wouldn't get or appreciate or care about or empathize or hate and hope to see something bad happen to. Out of context, is Redd Foxx clutching his chest and saying he's having a heart attack funny? Does some greaser named Fonzie giving a thumbs-up and saying "aaay" earn a chuckle of appreciation from someone who's never seen the character before? this wasn't being played for people who have never seen and dont care about the show, it was for fans. some of the laughs were sheer "Yay, that character is back!" glee. and if you don't get that, or care, then that's up to you, but really, why bother posting about it in a talkback that's for fans of the show? Move along, move along...
"My pants are haunted!!" by buffywrestling	Apr 23rd, 2008 02:22:58 PM
Go Team Venture
Dr. Venture: "Why is it every time I need to get somewhere, we g by Iron-kong	Apr 23rd, 2008 02:56:11 PM
Indeed.
dang short subject line. Full quote below by Iron-kong	Apr 23rd, 2008 02:56:41 PM
Why is it every time I need to get somewhere, we get waylaid by jackassery?
lets move the car by BrainFart	Apr 23rd, 2008 03:39:58 PM
it will totally mess with the henchmen
My Favorite Supporting Character: by Aquatarkusman	Apr 23rd, 2008 03:42:27 PM
The Fake Pirate Captain. // Dean: You scheme was very clever, very clever indeed, but he's no ghost! // Pirate Captain: Oh, ya think, genius? What tipped you off - was it the huge zipper... maybe the rubber mask? But you had to kill him anyways. If you'd played by the rules - the ghost pirate rules - and just run away, none of this would be happening! But nooo, you had to go nuts and kill a guy!
Character I Want to Make a Re-appearance by Aquatarkusman	Apr 23rd, 2008 03:44:45 PM
Triana's friend Kim, who declared her intention to go into supervillainy.
Dr. Killinger by buffywrestling	Apr 23rd, 2008 03:56:22 PM
and his magic murder bag. "Do you understand what he's saying?" "Like half the time." I also hope Brendon Small adds his voice talents to this season.
Geeks laugh at dick jokes: News At 11. by christian66	Apr 23rd, 2008 04:21:31 PM
Just like frat boys.
Skimm, etc., if anyone's still reading. by YakMalla	Apr 23rd, 2008 04:22:43 PM
Duckman was funny, but you just outed yourself as old. Col. Tigh-Fighter, your taste in TV shows is perfect - just like mine. My 2 cents: Love love LOVE VB, but this clip didn't do it for me. Maybe it was the sychophantic audience reaction.
How about Harvey Birdman? by WickedMonster	Apr 23rd, 2008 05:08:05 PM
That's a good show.
That clip... by Cheif Brody	Apr 23rd, 2008 05:25:14 PM
Made my nozzle feel...funny. GO TEAM VENTURE!!
gotham_night by Mr. Nice Gaius	Apr 23rd, 2008 07:21:58 PM
The fact that you don't get it (twice even) surprises no one you mirthless whelp. Quote: "I have better things to do." You mean like looking for a job?!
"Lost thread"? by Mr. Nice Gaius	Apr 23rd, 2008 07:40:18 PM
What are you even talking about? Make sense, dude.
LOL!!! by Mr. Nice Gaius	Apr 23rd, 2008 07:51:03 PM
Yeah, I've proved it = you don't have one. GO TEAM VENTURE!
Pissing match! by malificus	Apr 23rd, 2008 09:26:17 PM
Nice birthday present for me, new Venture Bros. I agree with omarthesnake on this one, if you have no context you aren't gonna get it. I've loaned these DVD's to many people and for most it's a bit of a slow burn, at first they're sort of 'meh' but by the second disk they acknowlege the genius. Also, it helps to have been raised on a diet of classic Scooby Doo and Johnny Quest and if you roll your eyes at JQ then just walk away from Team Venture because you'll never appreciate man of action Race Bannon gasping out with his dying breath: "Sampson...is that you? You look nice...", then releasing his squirty bowels. Or Col. Gentleman's Hollywood actresses that need a good slap. The whole show revolves around a series of sly winks to classic shows (get the GI Joe)and then systematically parodying them into oblivion. Don't knock what you don't get, you just show your ignorance. Besides, everyone knows why convention geeks are so over-the-top, it's the only time they get exposed to sunlight having dwelled in their basements the rest of the year.
Gotham_night, were you skywalker_family? by ebonic_plague	Apr 23rd, 2008 09:49:40 PM
Because whoever used that name was the only other talkbacker as consistently wrong about everything as you have shown yourself to be. Please stop using the _, you're giving it a bad reputation, but other than that, keep pointing true south on that taste compass for us. That OSI cartoon was fucking priceless.
Never thought I'd agree with a Hairy Nutsack... by Buckys_Kick_Ass_Arm	Apr 23rd, 2008 10:19:20 PM
But this show is definitely my fav. I am grateful that I once caught an episode from the first season years ago(Seasons take FOREVER to produce!!!)on a friday night... it was like a hidden nugget of gold. People love their Family Guy and People love their South Park. I fucking heart Venture Bros.... "I am the bat"
What kind of super-spy.. by malificus	Apr 23rd, 2008 10:44:57 PM
..ties people up with a bow? WTF, King? Are you raping me? Show some pride, you represent HankCo., son! She's...killing...us! I'm b-dee, b-dee, back in action! Lady No! Mom! Call the dog! A beard is no substitute for a chin! What did he do, go to a hairstylist and say What can you do to make me look more like Pete Rose? High five! C'mon Billy, enough with that already. I'm jealous..all right, I've said it.What pads, the maxi pads gathering dust under the sink!It's about love, and longing..yeah and hobbits, but...WHY AM I ARGUING WITH A ROBOT?!? We're not done talking about this!
The GI Joe parody bit was great. by samsquanch	Apr 23rd, 2008 10:48:29 PM

LOL! gotham_night!!! by malificus	Apr 24th, 2008 06:31:19 AM
LOL!Dick Joke!LOL!!Dick joke! Shut the fuck up you stupid asswipe, you ARE a dick joke, and now I'M LOL!Talk about your stupid-shit losers who can't let anything go, what kind of point are you even making here?
malificus by ThomasServo	Apr 24th, 2008 11:17:08 AM
Don't worry about it, dude. He just wants attention. If everyone ignored him he'd go away.
why even show it by novembre13	Apr 24th, 2008 04:35:39 PM
when you can't hear over the constant of dick-joke laughter?
...since your jr. prom by novembre13	Apr 24th, 2008 04:36:54 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
prom by novembre13	Apr 24th, 2008 04:38:51 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA letdown... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 3rd base HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dick joke HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
Better version by buffywrestling	Apr 25th, 2008 11:49:32 AM
http://jacksonpublick.livejour nal.com/ Also says that Brendon Small IS doing voice work.
gotham_night by Datascream	Apr 27th, 2008 02:24:08 AM
all you ever make is dick jokes. Your only problem is your dick jokes suck. Seriously, they just blow.

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