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Enough of this green screen shit!
by harosa
Apr 21st, 2008
06:01:01 PM
The Crow and the first Matrix did everything that shitty Sin City knock off teaser did with real sets and no obviously wire assisted jumps.No More Green Screen!

by whoiseric
Apr 21st, 2008
06:03:09 PM
My Dad has Hard Boiled sitting on the shelf from when it came out. I'll have to read that sometime.
Hard Boiled was a feast for the eyes
by slone13
Apr 21st, 2008
06:04:46 PM
I don't even recall what the hell was going on, but do remember just staring at the pages for hours on end. Darrow's attention to detail is unbelievable.
Darrow was the reason that book was the shit
by harosa
Apr 21st, 2008
06:08:11 PM
Miller's story was basicaly confusing for the most part but Darrow saved it.
As long as it doesn't look like Sin City and The Spirit
by samsquanch
Apr 21st, 2008
06:09:57 PM
Use the technology to create a new look. Hard Boiled is basically a similar story to Blade Runner, except way, way more graphic, violent, hilarious and disturbing. Where Blade Runner is subtle and contemplative, Hard Boiled is shooting you in the face and synthetic skin hanging off. and exactly 4 million bullets. If they can actually accomplish this I'll be amazed.
Chow Yun Fat for lead role
by tylerzero
Apr 21st, 2008
06:14:36 PM
Why? I dunno.
He's just gonna make it look like sin city and the spirit
by WolfmanNards
Apr 21st, 2008
06:16:55 PM
Sin city had every right to look the way it did. The spirit does not. Clearly, Frank Miller is as simple minded as the executives he rails against in public forums inasmuch as he thinks all comic books movies need to look the same ie. Flashy, Cartoony, and pseudo -dark.
once again merrick
by kungfuhustler84
Apr 21st, 2008
06:17:37 PM
give us the news, no one cares about your opinion.
then again merrick
by kungfuhustler84
Apr 21st, 2008
06:18:40 PM
CG cats do indeed burn the house down
Again, His latest Batman series is crap....
by wilsonfisk89
Apr 21st, 2008
06:19:59 PM
Although his past work has been incredible, there is a legitimate chance dude fell off.
IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT
by alice 13
Apr 21st, 2008
06:23:08 PM
a good night for some eggs... HARD BOILED.
RODRIGUEZ FOR DARK KNIGHT RETURNS...
by wilsonfisk89
Apr 21st, 2008
06:23:19 PM
Is a fanboys wet dream. What other comic property qualifies as such an amazing prospect? Gredel: Hunter Rose by Park Chan Wook?
That could be possible, Wilson,
by samsquanch
Apr 21st, 2008
06:24:45 PM
If so lets hope he resources past accomplishments when put to work.
referring to you previous post
by samsquanch
Apr 21st, 2008
06:25:32 PM
Shitty Miller work
by harosa
Apr 21st, 2008
06:25:45 PM
For a prime example of the man falling off artistically and storywise, see the last Sin City arc he did and the sequel he did to the Dark Knight Returns, both truly horrendous on all levels.
for some crazy reason
by samsquanch
Apr 21st, 2008
06:26:55 PM
I see Ed Harris with a wig playing Bruce in 'Returns.
your open hatred for cats..
by seekshelter
Apr 21st, 2008
06:31:50 PM
makes it hard for me to imagine that you could have an un-biased opinion about anything.
I'm all for Frank directing films of his books
by waggy
Apr 21st, 2008
06:35:41 PM
It seems the guy is only capable of one style anymore, but if he wants to use that style on his own creations, that's perfectly reasonable. The Spirit is looking like a disaster in the making though, so I don't think his films will be such a hot commodity in Hollywood for much longer.
animal punting...
by seekshelter
Apr 21st, 2008
06:37:46 PM
is the first way of recognizing child molesters
I for sure agree that
by Brunomac
Apr 21st, 2008
06:38:11 PM
Miller's sequel to Dark Knight Returns was the worst comic I ever read. What a horrible let down that was. Sure, the best way to have a sequel is to bump up the humor and make the art look as crappy as possible.
Merrick, why do you hate pussy?
by MattmanReturns
Apr 21st, 2008
06:39:21 PM
Did cats abduct your sister? Kill your parents? Please explain this phobia/hatred of cats.
Robert John Burke for geriatric Batman!
by Gwai Lo
Apr 21st, 2008
06:39:48 PM
Watch Dust Devil.
Indeed...ol' Frank has jumped the shark
by Brunomac
Apr 21st, 2008
06:40:11 PM
he even fucked-up Robocop. I still have some of my old early 80's ear Daredevils...but his work just went downhill after that. Now he has moved on to making terrible movies.
The city is my mother, my lover, she screams...
by Laserhead
Apr 21st, 2008
06:41:43 PM
...because I'm on meth and spouting bullshit phony dialogue.
hard-boiled was a feast for the eyes
by Laserhead
Apr 21st, 2008
06:44:32 PM
thanks to geof darrow's amazing artwork. BUT-- the story in 'Hard-Boiled' would take about half an hour to tell. The whole thing was done largely in splash panels. Plus it's a PKDick retread.
This is what happens...
by Pariah74
Apr 21st, 2008
06:44:52 PM
...when creative people are surrounded by yes-men. Lucas still has good ideas too...he just doesn't have anyone telling him which ones are good and which ones are bad.
All artists are either in love with ourselves or we hate ourselves.
We cannot judge our own work, we need an editor to maintain greatness.


Frank Miller needs an editor.
Pariah74
by MattmanReturns
Apr 21st, 2008
06:45:57 PM
Damn that's a good point.
Miller
by Gwai Lo
Apr 21st, 2008
06:48:54 PM
Frank Miller in his heyday was a comic book god. I was really excited when Sin City came out, because it managed to take everything I loved about the books and reproduce it wholly intact for the screen. As a fan of the source material, what is not to love about that? It hasn't held up as well in replay value as I expected, but when it came out I was all over it. Ditto for 300, which was visually superb. Well, now that I've watched The Spirit teaser, my hopes for Frank Miller's cinematic career are significantly diminished. Artistically he seems to be coasting on fumes, and despite how similar this looks to Sin City I couldn't be less excited for it. It looks like an amateur has been given access to expensive toys, and I expect more from Frank than that. I guess we'll have to wait and see, but from the looks of things Miller has learned his one trick from Rodriguez and is now doing his best to be a one trick pony. Hard Boiled is a cool book, and I've long thought that it is probably one of the most readily adaptable entries in the Miller canon, but I'm not sure if he's the right person to bring it to the screen. Each panel screams sensory overload of Michael Bay proportions, and Miller is off to a bad start if he can't even get wirework right. Oh, and seriously, Robert John Burke for geriatric Batman.
Why does the Spirit suddenly have
by Brunomac
Apr 21st, 2008
06:52:29 PM
Daredevil's powers? Having him running on telephone wires is pushing it. I don't care if the comic Spirit was shown doing that...it looks stupid for his character. He should just be an exceptional brawler who can survive heavy, staggering blows to the head. That is pretty much his powers in the books....
nah, we can judge our own work
by Laserhead
Apr 21st, 2008
06:53:04 PM
that's part of being a good artist; the ability to adhere to your own vision while being honest enough to hold yourself to high standards of craft, to challenge the vision and judge its merits-- this is why many artists evolve and grow while continuing to fascinate and entertain us. The only way Frank Miller's evolved is into something that parodies the cheapest effects of his former, good work.
Yeah, cut a new promo
by The Funketeer
Apr 21st, 2008
07:04:54 PM
because a bunch of whiny basement dwelling losers are an accurate representation of the tastes of the general movie going public.
Bill the Bull movie, when?
by EvilWizardGlick
Apr 21st, 2008
07:07:31 PM
Make Bill the Bull for gods sake.
Boris the Bear movie, when?
by EvilWizardGlick
Apr 21st, 2008
07:07:59 PM
We need Boris NOW!
Now THAT Would Be Cool
by LaserPants
Apr 21st, 2008
07:08:38 PM
I couldn't give a rats ass about The Spirit, however. Also, WHERE THE FUCK IS SIN CITY 2?!?!
Dope Rider movie, when?
by EvilWizardGlick
Apr 21st, 2008
07:08:39 PM
Ok, so not as well known as Bill and Boris, but Dope Rider was way cool.
Remake OC and Stiggs.
by EvilWizardGlick
Apr 21st, 2008
07:09:07 PM
Keep King Sunny Ade.
Aurelia Warrior Nun movie, when?
by EvilWizardGlick
Apr 21st, 2008
07:09:47 PM
Well bitches?
Sin City 2 god damnit
by BurgerKing
Apr 21st, 2008
07:21:50 PM
Why oh why cant we just get Sin City 2??!?!??!
the trailer should show
by Brunomac
Apr 21st, 2008
07:22:41 PM
The Spirit getting his ass kicked and his clothes torn up...cause that is all that happened in his comics..
Frank jumped the shark a long time ago
by joeelliott
Apr 21st, 2008
07:31:14 PM
and this Spirit movie will do less business than Sin City.
Gotham
by Brunomac
Apr 21st, 2008
07:36:27 PM
Happens to be my favorite form of egg dish too. Just sayin' chop 'em up with a little butter and salt to taste...mmmm-Mmmmm....
they leaked that on purpose...
by mansep
Apr 21st, 2008
07:37:22 PM
to try and get us excited.... but it just fills me with dread. It was Darrow who made Hard Boiled the masterpiece it is.. not Miller.
The only thing I know I hate about the movie
by Brunomac
Apr 21st, 2008
07:50:10 PM
is that it doesn't seem it will have my favorite Spirit femme fatale Dulcet Tone.
Hard Boiled was not a Miller work
by INWOsuxRED
Apr 21st, 2008
08:40:15 PM
It was all about the artwork, which Miller didn't do. The story was fairly worthless. I'm slightly interested in seeing Ronin, and Give Me Liberty would be insane.
Ronin, yes.
by samsquanch
Apr 21st, 2008
08:48:17 PM
Big Guy, also yes.
Don't do it, Miller.
by Lord John Whorfin
Apr 21st, 2008
09:11:44 PM
Let this one remain a comic book. You'd have to severely neuter it to make it a movie. Hard Boiled is awesome as is. Don't fuck with this one.
Even Darrow aside, I've thought for years that it's a Wachowski
by half vader
Apr 21st, 2008
09:12:26 PM
bros. film. If that thing's not right up their alley what is? Actually, same goes for Big Guy & Rusty.
Harosa that was hilarious
by half vader
Apr 21st, 2008
09:15:29 PM
1st Matrix no obviously wire-assisted jumps. Hahahahahaha! I love that film but what the fuck dude?

Completely agree with your next post though.

Hard Boiled was an empty, ultra-violent story
by Utamoh
Apr 21st, 2008
09:27:37 PM
Not much else. Darrow's artwork was drooled over for the detail of course. You could have taken out all the text (what little there was) and it wouldn't have made a difference. It was a visual wank-fest of over-the-top blood-and-guts. Period. The movie would probably end up being 2 hours of slow-motion shots of flesh being torn by bullets. Yawn.
gotta be animated by darrow
by bacci40
Apr 21st, 2008
09:31:30 PM
there is really no story...just alot of uber violence and pretty pictures
Ode to the CGI Cats (and pants)
by Herb West
Apr 21st, 2008
09:36:30 PM
Dr. Seuss Style! Merrick, this one's for you! http://tinyurl.com/5u3wz8
co-directing igg if ever i heard one
by Obscura
Apr 21st, 2008
10:01:20 PM
Get darrow on the case, alongside Miller. and Wachaozskis can produce. sorted.
gig even
by Obscura
Apr 21st, 2008
10:09:51 PM
damn you 4am talkbacking sessions. am i the only fucker not absolutly hating that teaser? it aint gonna be fantastic, but it looks like £5's worth of retina sugar.
cat hate? really?
by necgray
Apr 21st, 2008
10:32:00 PM
Cats are awesome. Cat hate sucks.
miller hate? really?
by necgray
Apr 21st, 2008
10:32:48 PM
Spiral Jacobs
by DennisMM
Apr 21st, 2008
10:37:22 PM
Frank Miller is not an excellent, groundbreaking FILM artist. He's so-so based on his one completed and released film, co-directed by a film artist known for his control of the visuals. One problem is green screen sucks and that's all Miller appears to want to do. "Sin City" worked as CGI because it was so sharply stylized. "The Spirit," though of course filtered through the mind of its creator, was far more realistic in its visual approach. Denny Colt is neither Matt Murdoch (which is whom he moves like in the trailer) nor Dwight (which is vaguely whom he sounds like). The trailer is Miller recycling Miller, taking trademarks and turning them into schtick after only two movies - his own "Sin City" and Snyder's "300.' That's one reason why people are unhappy. If you can't be creative in a teaser trailer your supervised, you're in trouble.
Oh thank god!
by topdolla69
Apr 21st, 2008
10:46:54 PM
I thought he was remaking the John woo one. And eventhough I liked Sin City and The Spirit intrugues me, I hope nobody forgot a little ole movie known as Robocop 2...Well I didn't, NO, I CAN'T forget that piece of shit, and I am sort of scared that one of these movies will be a repeat of that shitbox
in defense of Miller
by necgray
Apr 21st, 2008
10:58:36 PM
First of all, not that it's a surprise, but jesus christ, lay off the trailer. It's all of a minute long and shows us virtually nothing. Fucking knee-jerkers, man... Second, I thought DK Strikes Again was quite good. Of course it's not DK Returns, but they were books written in different times for different audiences. Probably by a different man. Returns was partially a statement about superhero comics, Reaganomics, and 80s street crime. Strikes Back is more a statement about corporate crime, government corruption, and the influence of media. All perfectly valid and done well by their respective books.
topdolla re: robocop 2
by necgray
Apr 21st, 2008
11:10:19 PM
If you'll recall or research, either one, the eventual version of Robocop 2 that you loathe so much had little to do with Miller's script. So that particular fear you can put to rest.
Darrow should be involved...
by Laza-rus
Apr 22nd, 2008
12:04:42 AM
After his concept designs were beautifully realized in the Matrix, this one should be a no-brainer.
Dark Knight 2 -was-pretty excellent
by wilsonfisk89
Apr 22nd, 2008
12:13:19 AM
Dark Knight Boxed set is worth the buy.
Half Vader, I meant the running across the rooftops bit.
by harosa
Apr 22nd, 2008
12:44:14 AM
I just meant the running across the roof bit, obviously the Matrix had wires. lol.
Hard Boiled was already made by John Woo
by stamper
Apr 22nd, 2008
01:13:36 AM
And it's way better than the no storyline comics, the only reason the comics had any interest was GEOFF DARROW who did the Matrix for the Wachoskyes brozers.
As much as I usually like Darrow...
by Tal111
Apr 22nd, 2008
02:28:20 AM
after a couple of pages Hard Boiled got incredibly tedious. No story there but gosh, he drew every single bullet on the ground...wow! And hey look that neon sign has every screw on it drawn in detail...wow, that helps the story for me.
"If you want something done right...
by mr.brownstone
Apr 22nd, 2008
02:48:43 AM
You've got to do it yourself". So reads the poster for Stephen King's MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE.
Whatever happened to...
by mr.brownstone
Apr 22nd, 2008
02:49:27 AM
Fincher directing this I wonder?
People don't know what they're talking about
by Scapulawings
Apr 22nd, 2008
03:01:28 AM
When they yap about the wire work in The Spirit trailer. Frank Miller is a cartoonist and at times an absurdist... it's absurd that a man can run along rooftops like that so it's supposed to look unrealistic. It's the same type of style he uses when he draws cars in Sin City hovering 2 feet off the ground as it's driving on the road. Not everything is supposed to look 100% real and it's ridiculous to expect a cartoonist to deliver it for you. Plus it's funny when people complain about Frank Miller using Frank Miller's style. It looks like a Frank Miller comic. I'd say mission accomplished. And I'll echo how bone headed it is to complain so much about a minute long teaser. I swear you people survive on criticism so you have to create it for every little thing.
Eisner -> Miller = Steranko -> Gulacy
by Partyslammer
Apr 22nd, 2008
03:03:23 AM
The comic book geek's will get it.......

Anyway, as a long time fan of Miller's work from his Daredevil run(s) onward and pretty familiar with Eisner's work as well, I am surely developing a real dislike for Miller, or at least his recent work, from DK2 to the present.

Now anyone familiar with both artists will know that Eisner was a huge influence on Miller and it is to Miller's credit he developed his own distinctive visual style. Miller published a pretty long paperback of several interviews he did with Eisner shortly before will passed away. However, it can be argued that Miller was always basically 2nd rate Eisner throughout most of his Sin City work which might kinda mean this movie is Miller plumbing his chief influence. The thing is, Miller's style is now so far removed and so distinctive on it's own from Eisner's work, his current visual style really doesn't evoke any of the feel or at least warmth of Eisner's classic work at all. It takes more than making titles out of buildings to truly evoke Eisner's original style.

Honestly, I wouldn't care less about this aside from the fact that Miller *is* trying to recreate *something.* The problem is basically, Miller is turning Eisner's "Spirit" into a Sin City knock-off complete with that same high contrast monochrome visual look which is really miles away from Eisner's much more organic and (at times) colorful illustrative style coupled with Miller's current almost self-parodying writing style (which is the real negative if the trailer is truly indicative of the movie).

Add to that, I think the core audience is already burned out on the monochrome Sin City look for another movie, especially one that isn't a Sin City property to begin with, plus the fact that typical movie goers just aren't into the "period" pulp style this movie will likely go for and I think this film has bomb written all over it.

The only property that Miller's done at this point I'd have any serious interest in seeing made into a film would probably be Ronin. IMO, Miller was at his best when he moved away from what his typical shtick was becoming.

Partyslammer - good analogy
by Napoleon Park
Apr 22nd, 2008
03:44:49 AM
But there are exceptions. Bill Sienkiewicz began as a lesser Neal Adams wannabe and certainly turned into something else.

Miller wanted to draw like Gil Kane and write like Eisner but then began absorbing Moebius, Pratt and Kojima. It's fun watching beginning artists grow and develop; John Byrne was a clone of another British artist plus some anime influences at first and then slowly absorbed Ditko, Kirby and Neal Adams and still benefited from working with Austin.

and as much as Steranko is one of my Gods, he basically took a bunch of pulp fiction concepts and combined them with an art style that was Jack Kirby penciling Eisner layouts with Wallace Wood inking. Certainly not saying that's an easy trick to pull off, in fact it was brilliant. But that's how he did it.

And don't forget, without Paul Gulacy there's be no Steve Rude.

Scapulawings........Reply
by Partyslammer
Apr 22nd, 2008
03:45:50 AM
Scapulawings wrote: When they yap about the wire work in The Spirit trailer. Frank Miller is a cartoonist and at times an absurdist... it's absurd that a man can run along rooftops like that so it's supposed to look unrealistic. It's the same type of style he uses when he draws cars in Sin City hovering 2 feet off the ground as it's driving on the road. Not everything is supposed to look 100% real and it's ridiculous to expect a cartoonist to deliver it for you. Plus it's funny when people complain about Frank Miller using Frank Miller's style. It looks like a Frank Miller comic. I'd say mission accomplished. And I'll echo how bone headed it is to complain so much about a minute long teaser. I swear you people survive on criticism so you have to create it for every little thing.

I think you completely miss the point regarding many people's complaints about this movie.

Your chief problem is your lack of understanding of what constitutes a suspension of disbelief in a "fantastic film." For example, in the original black and white 1930's production of "King Kong," you had the ridiculously unbelievable story of a giant ape wrestling dinosaurs on a lost island, being captured, displayed in New York and falling to it's death off the Empire State building. The story, the direction, the acting, the groundbreaking effects work and craftsmanship and *care* that went into this movie sold the story. The fact that it' still captivating viewers more than 75 years later despite it's now primitive effects is testament in itself to their efforts.

Jump forward to 1976(?). King Kong is remade in color with then state of the art effects. Well, except it's decided to have Rick Baker in a ape suit or use a giant ape robot for 10 seconds worth of screen time. No one buys it. Most viewers never get a sense of being "immersed" in the experience the movie is trying to put forward. It's campy, it's disposable junk, it's dated in a few years time.

Dino Delaurantis and Co tried to co-opt King Kong in the 70's but simply didn't understand the underlying power and appeal of the original. The didn't get the *sense of wonder.* This is basically the complaint some people seem to be making here with Miller's take on The Spirit. Miller's enormously influenced by Eisner but by all appreanaces, he's regurgitating that influence through his own 2nd hand Eisner-style to vomit on the screen a Spirit that owes almost everything to Miller's previous creations and nothing to Eisners.

Granted, a very small number of the audience will even know Eisner is responsible for the character and this is already being promoted as a Frank Miller creation. But it's going to come off awkward, confusing and ultimately uninvolving for most moviegoers. The schizophrenic framework to build that suspension of disbelief is shaky at best and many people will think this is supposed to be some sort of Sin City sequel. Which is the ultimate slap in Will Eisner's face.

Hardboiled as an animated feature.
by Napoleon Park
Apr 22nd, 2008
03:50:37 AM
NOT CGI, real hand drawn 2-D animation done in Darrow's drawing style. It can be done. the Big Guy and Rusty The Boy Robot series was a remarkable attempt considering the budget and time constraints. Image throwing a huge budget at animating Geoff Darrow's imagination right, in all it's intricate detail, and you'd have a psychedelic masterpiece that would require multiple viewings to absorb.

Live action, what would be the point. sure i read it years ago, but other than the character's name (Nixon) I could tell you nothing about the story. Hard Boiled is an ART BOOK and doing it as full animation would be the only thing that would make sense. Unless Miller's mind has totally been sucked up inside of his ego, he has to see that.

From what I remember
by sean bean
Apr 22nd, 2008
04:06:52 AM
from a Frank Miller interview back in the day, he and Geof Darrow took a Lee/Kirby approach to Hard Boiled/Big Guy & Rusty, in that they would discuss the plot, then Darrow would go and draw whatever he wanted and Miller would add dialogue and so on. The end product is more Darrow than Miller. Live action would never come close to matching those insane visuals. Oh, and Dark Knight 2 didn’t work for me. It added nothing to the original and was a big clusterfuck. All-Star Batman & Robin is just awful.
Fuckin pretend critics
by masteryoda007
Apr 22nd, 2008
04:28:20 AM
This place is full of critics, aint it? This is shit, this is good...blah blah blah. What ever happened to good ol' fashoined mind control of the masses?
Gosh! For one second I thought...
by Motoko Kusanagi
Apr 22nd, 2008
06:05:17 AM
...they want to remake John Woo's HARD BOILED.
Sure they could do it 2d, Napoleon!
by half vader
Apr 22nd, 2008
07:00:08 AM
If you had 20 odd years AND the huge budget. Ever heard of the Thief and the Cobbler?! That's the sort of time and talent it would take to do it justice. Actually Williams is also one of the few people with the sort of 2d chops to do non-Disneyfied people, too. There's also sort of no point in not doing all the hardware/non-character stuff 3d.
Now this is a better use...
by Kid Z
Apr 22nd, 2008
07:33:58 AM
... of Frank Miller's talents, I think. But only if he brings in Geoff Darrow as co-director in the same sort of deal as Robert Rodriguez worked out for him when they were doing Sin City.
Spirit will end any chance of Sin City 2
by filmcoyote
Apr 22nd, 2008
07:53:09 AM
Judging from the teaser the other day Spirit will end any hope of Sin City 2 happening. Sin City was a fresh idea from the mind of Rodriguez who threw Miller a bone because he felt it would be wrong to so exactly do the comic book's style without getting Miller involved. Clearly Spirit's copycat approach shows Miller has no ideas or style for directing of his own. He should go back to the comic books.
Really? People didn't like that TEASER?
by Fawst
Apr 22nd, 2008
08:13:53 AM
That's like bitching about the Star Trek, Dark Knight or .. fuck it, it's like bitching about teasers in general. It didn't give us anything, because it's not designed to. It was a quick snippet of what we can expect the style to be (no shocker that it looks like Sin City). I must be one of the only people who really enjoyed it.
Miller hate here is amusing
by David Cloverfield
Apr 22nd, 2008
08:38:16 AM
What happened? He called Batman Begins flawed?
Yep geeks putting the cart before the horse is funny all right
by half vader
Apr 22nd, 2008
09:12:26 AM
Can you imagine if the infamous "Congo" teaser came out now? TB nerds would be shooting it down in flames for being "Worst. Movie. Ever", and that would just be from the fonts! Ironically they'd actually turn out to be fairly prescient. Ha! What am I saying? Most nerds spewing bile here are too young to remember that teaser.
Wait are they talking about the Chow Yun Fat/Woo Classic?
by GibsonUSA
Apr 22nd, 2008
09:33:09 AM
Thats not allowed!!
Oh they are not. Good, nevermind.
by GibsonUSA
Apr 22nd, 2008
09:35:32 AM
BTW, Merrick, hatred of cats...
by Le Vicious Fishus
Apr 22nd, 2008
09:58:33 AM
is a sign of poor upbringing if not utter stupidity or insanity. The only people I've known who loathed cats as much as you apparently loathe them were miserable white trash who often bragged about torturing felines in their spare time. Merrick, considering your childlike belief in the supernatural, I'll put you in the schizoid-delusional category. You likely have an innate (and perhaps unconscious), superstitious fear of cats. Tell me, do you dream of donning a Puritan's frock and accusing your local cat lady of consorting with Lucifer? Do you feel cats are soulless or--even worse--evil?

Incidental ly, I love dogs just as well as I love cats, so don't even bother hitting me up with some cat lover stereotype bullshit...
He's NOT a f-ing Director!
by cowboyone
Apr 22nd, 2008
09:59:53 AM
I really wish he'd STOP saying "the only person I want directing ...." It makes him sound like a complete idiot.
Fawst & Vader
by Pariah74
Apr 22nd, 2008
10:03:51 AM
I think most people are complaining about the style and not the content.
I for one, loved Sin City...but Sin City is not The Spirit. I love the Spirit comics and I don't want to see them in that two-tone hard edge Sin City style.

Spirit should be colorful and campy. There's no getting around it, The Spirit was a goofy comic, and it was meant to be. It was almost a parody.

That teaser just looked like Sin City and that's all we got out of it, true.

But the last thing the spirit is, is Sin City.
about DKR
by Lerkst
Apr 22nd, 2008
11:23:43 AM
There is only one man for the role of Bruce/Batman in Dark Knight Returns. It's Kurt Russell; he'g to the age, and he's still bad-ass. As for Miller as a director? Well, I don't consider what he'd doing with the Spirit directing; the FX house does that. He just sort of coaches.
Pariah74
by Fawst
Apr 22nd, 2008
11:29:52 AM
Fair enough, I know zilch about The Spirit. Though in the teaser's defense, I did get a bit of that vibe when I saw how exagerated his movements were when jumping from rooftop to rooftop...

It'll be worth seeing, I'm sure. It takes something on the level of Meet the Spartans bad for me to completely rip on it.
I must agree with those who've said that cat hatred...
by Plathismo
Apr 22nd, 2008
11:47:59 AM
...or "ailurophobia," is a sign of a mental defective, or at best one given to lingering, irrational superstitions and fears. Cats are beautiful, clean, loving animals. So fuck cat haters.
those are real cats
by GreenRoots
Apr 22nd, 2008
12:29:50 PM
and I thought the teaser was cool. Though, its still not coming till 2009 so who knows what it's really gonna look like.
Little Seen Eisner
by Half-Baked-Goggle-Box-Do-Gooder
Apr 22nd, 2008
12:50:46 PM
Interesting......... http://bibliodyssey.blogspot.c om/2008/04/will-eisners-preven tative-maintenance.html Neat stuff. Now how long before somebody here starts bitching about it?
Better Teaser
by hdbenfield
Apr 22nd, 2008
01:06:58 PM
I found a teaser for an independent comic book movie from film students that looks better than that crappy Spirit teaser... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =qj3lG5Ft9mk
hdbenfield
by Le Vicious Fishus
Apr 22nd, 2008
01:35:22 PM
That student film trailer looks just like what it is: a student film trailer (i.e., it looks like amateurs produced it). I can't see the comic book connection at all, though.

And the kid who's playing the villain is clearly an *awful* actor. Thanks, but I think I'll stick to movies created by grown-ups. All that stated, even that typical student trailer is clearly more interesting than Miller's stupendously crappy and derivative film noir inundated trailer.

So I get your point.
Cats & Dogs
by Pariah74
Apr 22nd, 2008
03:04:40 PM
I like both but I think some people who like dogs automatically think they need to hate cats...like Ford vs. Chevy and Mac vs. PC.

Dogs are good for companionship, protection, exercise and all of that.

Cats are funny to fuck with. Let me tell you, we just bought a motion sensitive can of air. Whenever the cat walks in front of it (or tries to pee on the bathroom rug) it sprays him with a blast of air.
Watching that idiot try and fail to get onto the rug as been the highlight of my week. I didn't know he could jump so high!
I'm buying more to save my plants! It's fun times around here!
Nonhuman Animals Rule
by Le Vicious Fishus
Apr 22nd, 2008
03:09:42 PM
Human animals... oftentimes... not so much.
Chris Nolan and Brad Bird both drink Frank Miller's milk shake
by Gozu
Apr 22nd, 2008
10:11:44 PM
"Batman Begins" and "The Incredibles" took plenty of cues from comics, both in terms of style and content, however, they were also cinematic and not filled with tableaux after tableaux of their respective director's favorite comic book panels. The resurgence of the tableaux in American film is interesting and disturbing. In the days of stage melodramas, the actors would recreate famous Renaissance paintings whereas now we have various cinematic Roy Lichtensteins running around.
Hard Boiled HAD NO STORY
by Sudynim
Apr 23rd, 2008
03:19:41 AM
really...it would work better as short film or even an grad school art piece. Had great style and freakin' eye poppin' art, but it had no story really. =^( Why do/wil we support such dreck with our money? We are responsible.
Partyslammer
by calrabjohns
Apr 23rd, 2008
07:53:29 AM
You said everything I've meant to articulate about The Spirit without the puerile and vitriolic tone I've taken at times about Miller. Thank you.
partyslammz and nappy p.
by duanejones
Apr 23rd, 2008
02:22:38 PM
astute, historically informed observations. i also thank you, both. really, the second i knew eva mendes was, uh, attached to this project, i knew denny & co. were going to be at several removes from the chiariuscuro glories of _the spirit magazine_. i had actually hoped for an animated version to work those absurdly dramatic, elongated interiors and equally absurdly dramatic lighting effects, plus the general fun/serious quotient of eisner's work at the time. i guess i'll have to hold out for something with more aesthetic integrity where eisner adaptations are concerned, like a film version of _life on another planet_, directed by guy ritchie...
Curious to see what he'd do...
by Teddy Artery
Apr 23rd, 2008
02:25:27 PM
...with the boxing ring/"fight" arena for a Hard Boiled movie? That alone would make the movie an NC-17 box office bomb, which would curiously turn it into a cult classic on DVD/Blu Ray.
Oops...
by Teddy Artery
Apr 23rd, 2008
02:26:05 PM
used "curious" too many times. Dad gum!
Lerkst...the only actor for Bruce/Batman in DKR
by Blue_Demon
Apr 23rd, 2008
05:27:52 PM
is Stephen McHattie.
"Cats are beautiful, clean, loving animals"
by half vader
Apr 23rd, 2008
06:20:32 PM
Ha! Obviously you've never owned a real cat!

Beautiful, sure. Which blinds most people to the fact that you can never truly domesticate one of the most efficient killers in the animal kingdom.

Clean? Not if you own a male. Oh I get it. Just because they groom themselves you think they're clean. Although their mouths carry 10 times the diseases that for want of a better example, a dog does. Actually a dog is a good example as they eat their own and other dogs' faeces. I sure hope you're not one of those idiots that kisses their animals (not like that) or lets them lick your face.

Loving? Man, the only loving cats are the poor deluded ones who think they're dogs. Have you ever seen the genius cartoon by Larson with "What Dogs hear" and "What cats hear"? Never a truer word spoken.

As for "fuck cat haters", I'm sure it was an attempt at irony (in that you make the same sort of mistake), but what IS the similar term for those mental defectives that think they have to hate and abuse humans because they love cats? The mental giants here that think because they love one thing they have to hate something else are so Neanderthal I feel a headache coming on just through my proximity. Like fishus said you don't have to be that stupid.

I like cats fine and have owned quite a few. I'm just not in denial about their actual nature because I'm blinded by their deceiving looks. They're like little polar bears that way. And "owned" is a relative term when it comes to cats.

And TBers saying "fuck greenscreen" is hilarious
by half vader
Apr 23rd, 2008
06:27:49 PM
because the old days when it was bluescreen and matte paintings were so much better! "But, but, it's GREEN!" I don't think you guys have ever been to the theatre (where they show plays, not movies) in your lives. What about redscreen? Did that suck too? Actually, come to think of it, it did. And actors who wail about green/bluescreen are hilarious too. They've DEFINITELY never had to act on stage and fill in the blanks.
Haven't read the story but..
by Aethyrr
Apr 24th, 2008
06:19:54 PM
Copy and paste, "all…after co-directing “Sin City” and single-handedly helming the upcoming adaptation of Will Eisner’s “The Spirit,” Miller has decided that the only person he’d want directing a “Hard Boiled” movie is himself". That's good enough. He should make an Alan Moore story
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