IS that the best you can do? Dickhead.

It's not as if you haven't recycled that shitty joke about, oh say, 1000000 times. Is your idea to repeat until funny? because it isn't working.

He's a knuckledragging cretin.

When did documentaries become about the documentarian?

Seems to me Moore and Spurlock make projects about themselves more than anything else.

I thought Bush was gonna smoke out bin Laden, you know, to bring justice to 3,000 Americans killed?

Bush: "A fellow came the other day to the office, and said, well, are you worried about Mr. bin Laden? I said, no, I'm not too worried about him. He's the guy that needs to be worried. But I want to assure you, the objective is not bin Laden. Oh, we'll get bin Laden. There's only so many caves he can hide in, if he's still hiding in caves. My attitude was, once we get him running, it's just a matter of time before we bring him to justice."

Prick.

Seriously. ..I don't need this self-obsessed putz telling me shit I already fucking know and then acting like he's god damn moses just got back from speaking to the burning bush. I consider him the same human shit-tripe as those fucktwit teenagers in the anti-smoking ads. These fucking adolescent morons, unfamiliar with anything remotely resembling critical thinking, join up in their masturbatory group-think pretentions that somehow using megaphones to yell at fat-cats out in front of the big tobacco buildings will make the minions of Sauron...err...I mean Big Tobacco realize the vile evil they have commited and what....start selling fucking candy? Nobody forces anybody to do anything in these contexts. Nobody forces you to smoke or eat fast food. And get off the "poor people" nebulous term used to defend these pretentious assholes. Poor people aren't allowed into fucking libraries? Poor people aren't allowed in school? Read a fucking book and stop acting like without you we'd all be monkeys chewing our nads up in the trees.

Oh and thanks for the right-versus-left continuation into this thread (no surprise) and hopefully infinity and beyond!!! (read: the modern version of SPY V SPY!!!!)...it's inane and totally awesome at the same time!!

Seriously...I'm sure all of you are probably decent people in real life...but seriously...get a room already! Sheesh!

This biggest problem I have with Supersize me, is that the special features were more informative then the movie. There is an interview with Eric Schlosser thats is a million times more informative and interesting then what Morgan said. How Fast Food Nation was turned into a garbage fictional movie with a narative while Morgan get an Oscar nom for best doc? These two movies should have been totally the other way. Supersize Me Should've been a stupid comedy about a guy who was bet that he couldn't eat McD's for a whole month, and Morgan wouldn't have been half bad as the dumb shmuck. And Fast Food Nation should have been an in-depth documentary exposing the fast food world for those to lazy to read, or for those you would like to see pictures for the words. Spurlock is like Moore for dummies, and thats sad.

Granted I just ordered $9 of crap at Taco Bell the other night (and was not high). But I did just get off of from working 12 hours. I ain't got Morbid's problem, in fact I actually lost 8 pounds this week.

A couple of months ago, my GF and I were sitting on the couch and we heard some tapping. It was a very steady tapping, maybe an even 8 seconds apart. We looked around and she saw that her handbag was moving. It looked like something was tapping it from the inside (I wish I had taped this). A very steady tap. She couldn't think of anything that would do that, like her cellphone or whatever. So I took it to the hallway thinking it might be a mouse ...

I emptied the purse and there was NOTHING in it that could have caused the tapping. Absolutely nothing. We were baffled by it, but couldn't figure it out.

A few days later, she told her mom about it, and her mom reminded her that her cat (who lived with her mom) had just recently passed away, and that cat always loved to play in her handbags before. So now we're convinced her kitty had paid us a visit.

It's times like that I do believe in the spiritual world, perhaps in God, but I certainly don't put any faith in organized religion.

As for fast food being addictive? Links please. Forgive my skepticism but it sounds an awful lot like "I'm big boned" or "I weigh 300lbs cause it's genetic" or some other bullshit 'reason' for not marginalizing obesity within society or to allow the individual the semantic escape from the poor dietary choices he or she makes. PC-correct niceties aside...obesity and shitty diets are almost guaranteed the number one cause of death in the US. Talking about the addiction to fast foods as if it's equivalent to heroin or cigarette addiction...both *chemically* addictive...is likely to be pure pseudo-scientific bullshit. Culturally addictive? Why not right? Just about anything that gives the human animal pleasure or placebo is culturally/socially addictive. That aside, I'm not saying it isn't addictive for sure cuz I don't know...but unless you've got some known medical journals and physiology articles out of the blue somehow saying that fast foods or sugary junk food are now physically or chemically (not socially/culturally) addictive...I simply don't buy it...links please!

Did you realize that there is no clear cut case of someone dying from second hand smoke? That's right kids...the DEA report that all of the militant anti-smoker campaign causes of the supposed harm to innocent bystanders? Yup...complete bullshit. And even our own government has bought the hype based on a bullshit report with fabricated cases. Second-hand smoke is a nuisance...nothing more (tho I wouldn't blow smoke into an infants crib or anything!). And no...I'm not a smoker (I was) but I believe in the scientific method versus what some jackass like Spurlock has to say just cause he feels like opening up his pie-hole and vomiting his opinions on everybody in range.

Regardless...it is occasionally fun to read. And forgive the fake/pretentious "above it all" tone...I do indeed have a say...it's just that, to me, it is the definition of 'pointlessness' trying to argue these things on an informal and anonymous forum which is about movies anyway! But that's just my opinion and I could be right.

here we go...

why can't we all just get along?

Darth Macchio is just my underground fighting circle tag. There's one guy...calls himself the Blade. Boris the Blade. I mean Boris the bullet dodger. As in he dodges bullets Avi.

As for arguing politics on AICN, I've found it to be a fascinating forum, given the right TB, and there are a ton of well-informed people, from a great diversity of backgrounds, to learn from here. At least that's been my personal experience. Sometimes it feels like a Battle Royale, but that's a small price to pay for such a freedom of exchange here.