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They all look the same.
by scudd
Apr 18th, 2008
09:41:18 AM
This is looking more like a SciFi channel movie of the week with every update we get. Christ.
Did they get all the leftover TDK batsuits?
by blindambition238
Apr 18th, 2008
09:42:46 AM
those look
by icen9ne
Apr 18th, 2008
09:43:52 AM
horrible.
Is this X-Men 4?
by GibsonUSA
Apr 18th, 2008
09:45:37 AM
I didnt know X4 was coming.
Well these photos do look unfinished/processed
by blindambition238
Apr 18th, 2008
09:45:55 AM
I'll give them that
LAME!!!
by erichaislar
Apr 18th, 2008
09:46:09 AM
How can you fuck this up! My god!
Ugh...
by Pariah74
Apr 18th, 2008
09:47:09 AM
I was excited about this film...that has officially fizzled.

Tell me that's not Baroness...please.
WTF!?
by Darth John The Cockstrong Lad
Apr 18th, 2008
09:47:56 AM
These look f-in' terrible! Snake eyes just needs some clooney-esque nipples and his rubber suit transformation towards the darkside will be complete! Where the fuck are the Baroness' glasses! Who the fuck is that blonde chick?! I need more COFFEE!!!!1
these look terrible...
by Cap'n Jack
Apr 18th, 2008
09:48:14 AM
like X-Men...BOYCOTT GI JOE!
I'm...
by Darth John The Cockstrong Lad
Apr 18th, 2008
09:48:20 AM
... Cockstrong!
Man, Dennis Quaid is in great shape...
by Cap'n Jack
Apr 18th, 2008
09:49:55 AM
He looks good.
Dennis Quaid pics.
by palewook
Apr 18th, 2008
09:51:38 AM
lol. x2.
Horrible.
by fractureJonze
Apr 18th, 2008
09:52:48 AM
They ARE all in black. ALL of them. This is looking really bad. Good guys and bad. The whole point of GI Joe was the fun hokey Village People vibe. Wow. Way to really miss the point!
I know this will suck...
by Cap'n Jack
Apr 18th, 2008
09:53:35 AM
...and knowing is half the battle.
Say something nice...
by fractureJonze
Apr 18th, 2008
09:53:47 AM
...or don't say anything at all, right AICN?
Baroness looks like Bono with those glasses
by blindambition238
Apr 18th, 2008
09:53:58 AM
LOL this movie is gonna suck
by Unlabled
Apr 18th, 2008
09:54:30 AM
I wonder if Harry will splooge all over this POS.
Yeah, the only redeemable bit on this . . .
by SkidMarkedUndies
Apr 18th, 2008
09:54:31 AM
is how BADASS Dennis Quaid looks. Could it be . . . that he could STILL BE HAL JORDAN after all>?
Whats up with this black leather shit?
by Mike_D
Apr 18th, 2008
09:55:29 AM
Can't this movie be a LITTLE original rather than selling out Hollywood style?
Dennis Quaid in that first photo...
by Bobo_Vision
Apr 18th, 2008
09:55:30 AM
...looks like he's trying to seem badass, but instead looks like an old man whose hemorrhoids just acted up. Seriously, click on that photo and tell me he doesn't look like he could use some preparation H.
Buahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahaa h!!
by Stalkeye
Apr 18th, 2008
09:56:46 AM
looks like they came from an S&M convention.Oh man what the fuck is this shit? Since when does Gen. Hawk wore a beret, for a sec i thought it was Flint.

Damn you Steven Sommers!

This movie is starting to look cheap.
by Boolean
Apr 18th, 2008
09:57:02 AM
It's a fashion show gone bad.
CLICK TO ENSADDEN
by fractureJonze
Apr 18th, 2008
09:57:04 AM
The little glimmer of hope I had for this (after seeing Snake Eyes)has just officially been stomped out.
They look more like a Ninja Swat team than soldiers.
by Mike_D
Apr 18th, 2008
09:57:49 AM
this is gonna blow.
this looks like it has the production value...
by Cap'n Jack
Apr 18th, 2008
09:58:18 AM
...of the Street Fighter movie.

I wonder if they'll shoot blue and pink laser beams at each other and never hit anything...
Baroness' sunglasses are awful.
by Exasperilious
Apr 18th, 2008
09:58:19 AM
She needs the real glasses, and shouldn't Storm Shadow be masked or am I missing something here?
Whats the problem?
by santi01
Apr 18th, 2008
09:58:52 AM
This movie was gonna suck way back when it was first mentioned. Gay Ass suits are only verifying this.
I still say she nees to take the Zazz train to Zazz town.
by Anna Valerious
Apr 18th, 2008
09:59:15 AM
Hmm, maybe I could do Cover Girl as well. I'm from IL (Although the movie character isn't), have some Czech/German in me, am blonde...
Well, at least we know this will suck. And knowing is half the b
by Mike_D
Apr 18th, 2008
09:59:36 AM
ZING.
Or, I mean the 3rd photo of Quaid
by Bobo_Vision
Apr 18th, 2008
10:00:13 AM
Thats where he could use some preparation H. In the first photo he could use some ex-lax.

This movie looks really bad.

Shit it looks like they're auditioning for Clive Barker's Jerich
by Stalkeye
Apr 18th, 2008
10:00:53 AM
if it were ever made into a Movie, which at this point in the game it would fare better than GI Homo.

Fucking Sommers ruined it for an old skool Joe fan. Thanks again Hollywooden.

Like the Transformers: a shitty movie from a shitty cartoon
by Pdorwick
Apr 18th, 2008
10:01:54 AM
Come on, this is going to be awful. I thought we were finally moving away from all this neo-con Rambo shit.
Someone please answer me this:
by Darth John The Cockstrong Lad
Apr 18th, 2008
10:02:16 AM
Why is i that Scarlet looks like-- A) The Baroness' butch, unshaven, younger lesbian sister or B) She just fucking killed & ate Trinity from the Matrix and is now wearing her skin as a trophy.??? Can you tell me why?! I say again... WTF?!
But an entertaining suck possibly!
by Guy Who Got A Headache And Accidentally Saves The World
Apr 18th, 2008
10:03:50 AM
Seriously, what were you guys fucking expecting here?
They look like the Sigma Six toys!
by fractureJonze
Apr 18th, 2008
10:04:50 AM
Wow, they based it off of the current toys instead of the 80s ones. Somebody should have spoken up. Epic Fail. Dennis Quaid is still a badass though.
Kurt Russel is laughing his ass off right now.
by Mike_D
Apr 18th, 2008
10:05:25 AM
so its okay to laugh too!
"What's up with the all-white ninja?"
by Guy Who Got A Headache And Accidentally Saves The World
Apr 18th, 2008
10:06:51 AM
So do you guys want something faithful to your action figures or not? Seriously What is it you guys wanted out of this movie? Gone With The Motherfucking Wind?
I'm sorry-
by Darth John The Cockstrong Lad
Apr 18th, 2008
10:08:57 AM
-but Hawk looks like a RECYCLED FUCKING KURT RUSSELL from STARGATE! Only with more rectal bleeding form all the gay sex, of course...
Symbol on Shoulder and Sword
by remembermedia
Apr 18th, 2008
10:10:22 AM
That symbol means Ki Tzi - Help attained, complete success.
wow
by santi01
Apr 18th, 2008
10:11:09 AM
just went and checked them out again. And to my surprise, even more gay the second time around. Dennis Quaid is too good an actor for this shit, must need to make a mortgage payment.
I just lost my hope for this one as well.
by -=Shin=-
Apr 18th, 2008
10:11:56 AM
Everyone wearing black kills the individual specialist aspect of G.I. Joe. This movie just got torpedoed. And I even like Sienna's look and Storm Shadow's look.
Stormshadow's getup...
by Darth John The Cockstrong Lad
Apr 18th, 2008
10:12:03 AM
...looks like Santa Claus just took a nice, hot, steaming christmas shit all over him. Milk and "cookies" anyone... zing!
Did Dennis Quaid lose a bet?
by Darth WickedChicken
Apr 18th, 2008
10:12:12 AM
Is that why he is in this?
So Awesome - I love Blade
by verbalintercourse
Apr 18th, 2008
10:12:13 AM
I knew they should have made a Blood Pack spin-off. Where's Chupa and Snowman?
Chan Tatum = Hawt
by Yeti
Apr 18th, 2008
10:12:24 AM
That is all.
Busted Tees girl for Scarlett
by Shigeru
Apr 18th, 2008
10:13:03 AM
nuff said
Gone With The Wind Pt. 2
by santi01
Apr 18th, 2008
10:13:08 AM
Gone with any possibility of this movie not being fucking retarted!
Siennas Costume
by santi01
Apr 18th, 2008
10:14:17 AM
Would be way better if it was transparant, then id be pumped
Looks like "TEAM AMERICA", except with actors replacing puppets.
by Mike_D
Apr 18th, 2008
10:15:10 AM
I wonder if one of the team members hate actors because they were raped by the cast of the broadway "CATS".
Storm Shadow is going to the Versace Spring
by picardsucks
Apr 18th, 2008
10:15:12 AM
Fashion show, Looks like a quite gay Cantopop stage costume. I think Andy Lau wore that at his last performance
Anna Valerious = a dude
by Cap'n Jack
Apr 18th, 2008
10:15:49 AM
that's right, I said it.
STARSHIP TROOPERS??
by hollywoodsummers
Apr 18th, 2008
10:16:25 AM
What the fuck is this horse shit!? I knew Stephen Sommers would make a shitty movie, but I hoped it would at least LOOK like G.I. JOE. This film should have been a costume designers wet dream, instead they stick them in Batman body suits... LAME, LAME, FUCKING LAME ASS FAGGOT SHIT!!!
Oh My
by Playhouse
Apr 18th, 2008
10:16:30 AM
Wow, this went off the rails incredibly fast. Leave it to Sommers. And there was a glint of promise in those Snake Eyes shots. Anyone check to see if the costume designer is the same from the X-Men movies? I would bet these aren't just ripoffs in design but the same people doing the work. Storm Shadow looks ridiculous.
This is what we can expect
by santi01
Apr 18th, 2008
10:17:07 AM
from Justice League. I promise if that shit movie gets made, this is the type of gayness we will get, no doubt.
Why does Sommers insist on making the actors look pretty?
by Mike_D
Apr 18th, 2008
10:18:10 AM
I noticed that in "Van Helsing". Its like they had a professional hair stylist and Avon in the small village. And to my suprise, looks like the G.I. ladies like to look they're best before they battle the Cobra.
Come on!
by blimblambloo
Apr 18th, 2008
10:18:48 AM
Make them look something like the source material. Of any property from comics or cartoons, GI Joe has (or had) to be the easiest character designs to translate into film. Duke had green khaki pants and a tan shirt or something like that. Now he's Batman. I mean, they cant even put glasses on the Baroness and use sunglasses instead? Maybe they use body armor for combat scenes in the movie, but for fuck's sake, put them in costumes somewhat resembling the source material, at least for part of the film, and especially for the first shots released to the public! Let's than Sam Raimi and Jon Favreau for being at least somewhat faithful to the source material visuals.
Oh they better not do this same shit to the J.L.A.!!!
by Mike_D
Apr 18th, 2008
10:19:44 AM
Or I'm gonna piss on the movie print when my theatre gets it!
"G.I. Joe" - Only at Old Navy
by Playhouse
Apr 18th, 2008
10:20:54 AM
Oh crap. And Cover Girl's outfit has "G.I. Joe" plastered all over the camo like it's a fashion label. Give me a break.
I'm disappointed too...
by The Bandit
Apr 18th, 2008
10:22:18 AM
but come on people, this thing was doomed before it began! With the exception of say Quaid and Park, all those involved suck. Did you think we'd really get a good live action Joe movie? Hell no, which is sad b/c it could be really fun and cool to fans and non fans alike if handled right.
Yea i know it's looks weird...
by Frankenbastard
Apr 18th, 2008
10:22:21 AM
To give Steven some credit you guys have to understand the black uniforms are for a particular sequence in the movie. Having said that … Gi-Cosplay
Mike_D
by santi01
Apr 18th, 2008
10:22:43 AM
big fan of the beasties btw. Get ready to piss your heart out! JLA will reach this level of homo erotica. not that theres anything wrng with that
Wow
by Nuck81
Apr 18th, 2008
10:23:02 AM
Most of those look like they came from those cheap costume stores that sprout up around Halloween.
Blade 2 called.........
by Oriba
Apr 18th, 2008
10:25:22 AM
They want their suits back. This year's little miss bladeshine
RE-
by Gorf
Apr 18th, 2008
10:25:53 AM
-TARDED
I would be outraged...
by rbatty024
Apr 18th, 2008
10:26:22 AM
if I gave a shit about this movie. But I don't so who cares.
Jack, I'm all woman.
by Anna Valerious
Apr 18th, 2008
10:26:42 AM
C'mon guys...
by Dreadlock Holmes
Apr 18th, 2008
10:27:50 AM
The black costumes are probably just their black ops suits. They probably have other getups. Relax.
fractureJonze
by icen9ne
Apr 18th, 2008
10:28:13 AM
The Sigma Six toys at least had more color to them. And this is what bugs me... What is the job of the director? To set the tone. To give the story texture... And what do we get from the Sommers and Ratners of earth: flavorless, empty garbage. Why hire these people? They bring no vision or voice. B.S.
Looks Like Pics From Dragon Con
by F U Popeaphile
Apr 18th, 2008
10:29:10 AM
This shit looks bad bad.
GI JOKE! GI JOKE! GI JOKE! GI JOKE!
by uss cygnus
Apr 18th, 2008
10:30:37 AM
Only a force that is controlled by, and bows at the altar of the U.N. would look like these idiots. If I were Dennis Quaid, I'd shoot my agent. LMFAO.
about 20 comments here that are TB gold
by palewook
Apr 18th, 2008
10:32:21 AM
*Did Dennis Quaid lose a bet?

*I know this will suck... ..and knowing is half the battle.

*Baroness looks like Bono with those glasses

*ate Trinity from the Matrix and is now wearing her skin as a trophy

etc

"Jack, I'm all woman"
by Lost Jarv
Apr 18th, 2008
10:32:46 AM
Barely.

Your the cretinous troll that keeps posting "sommersverse" and actually believes Van Helsing is a work of cinematic genius aren't you?

HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!
by BRUTICUS
Apr 18th, 2008
10:32:49 AM
First I don't know who any of these guys are supposed to be except for Snake Eyes. Second. I laughed out loud when I saw Dennis Quaid with that groaner expression on his face. This is looking TERRIBLE!
uss cygnus
by F U Popeaphile
Apr 18th, 2008
10:33:22 AM
You should copyright GI JOKE. Just take a screen shot of your post there and e-mail it to yourself.
That is NOT my Cover Girl!
by Raymar
Apr 18th, 2008
10:35:32 AM
Who ever said Joe needed a blond? Anyway, I'll withhold judgment until I see more. I'd lay odds that Duke will be wearing more traditional garb for most of the film. And Storm Shadow looks BADASS.
its like a forehead boner?
by doodah
Apr 18th, 2008
10:37:23 AM
marlon wayans veins. http://tinyurl.com/53y3kx
Okay, I don't see why all the hate...
by w_woody
Apr 18th, 2008
10:39:51 AM
I see this film as playing out where they go and recruit these guys, who appear dressed more as they did in the cartoon etc. and then when they get ready to go to battle they suit up in these outfits. I mean come on guys, you can't run out onto a battle field wearing a bright red jersey with big blue letters, and carrying a bazooka...you might as well wear a neon sign that says shoot me. This is about an elite anti-terrorist group put together from the best in the armed forces. I just don't understand the whole "make it look like the cartoon" argument. I'm sorry but if you've ever been to a convention where people are running around dressed exactly like the people from these shows they look silly. They would be downright stupid looking if you stuck them in the middle of Iraq dressed like that.
w_woody
by w_woody
Apr 18th, 2008
10:41:27 AM
But I do think the GI Joe logo printed on Quaid's pants is stupid.
w_woody
by icen9ne
Apr 18th, 2008
10:41:58 AM
PLANT!
w_woody
by F U Popeaphile
Apr 18th, 2008
10:42:33 AM
We could except just about anything as long as it was good. This just looks bad. If these are supposed to be press photos, comparetively to other high end production stills from other movies this looks very C grade.
Baroness looks good
by seagrass
Apr 18th, 2008
10:44:28 AM
but where the hell is the Cobra symbol? I'm not completely sold on Storm Shadow...he really needs a balaclava, but I guess the studio only wants one masked ninja. The all-black uniforms must be the "enhanced battlesuits", so there might still be hope for more distinctive uniforms. I have to agree that Quaid doesn't look good. Damn. Scarlett, Snakes, Baroness, and Storm Shadow are fine, the others are crap. Of course, they will probably look better in the context of a movie, but as it stands now they need some fixin'.
Shocking! They look shitty!
by ballyhoo
Apr 18th, 2008
10:44:39 AM
Sommers is really shooting from the hip now. I don't even know what that means. Fuck Sommers! I've lost my metaphor skills.
Where were you poeple during Transformers?
by Samus Aran
Apr 18th, 2008
10:45:51 AM
Yes these pictures are as wrong as I can imagine, and I am so damn glad to hear that EVERY LAST person on this forum is pissed at the costumes. But please tell me, where was this outcry when we first saw the horrible Transformers designs? Those were equally insulting. Now I have to wait patiently for years for someone with some sense to "reboot" both Transformers and G.I.Joe. This might be a long wait.
Yes Transformers Did Suck Lots O' Dick
by F U Popeaphile
Apr 18th, 2008
10:47:01 AM
Shots look like Costume Pics
by w_woody
Apr 18th, 2008
10:49:02 AM
Just advance shots to show the guys in costume, not production photos to be used for merchandising etc. Perhaps why they keep showing their asses.
Any New News On The Dark Crystal 2?
by F U Popeaphile
Apr 18th, 2008
10:49:55 AM
Cause' I'd rather not think about how Sommers is Pope Benedicting my childhood.
Woody
by Lost Jarv
Apr 18th, 2008
10:50:16 AM
That's what apologists kept saying about the Transformers designs.

Bet you they aren't.

Time for plants any minute
by Samus Aran
Apr 18th, 2008
10:51:05 AM
Stepen Sommers better start putting some plants on this forum. His movie is being torn to shreds. I bet we hear some assholes defending this black leather garbage real soon. Oh wait, too late. I already see some plants questioning the hate.
Reminds me of Comic Book the movie
by The Winged Doucheman
Apr 18th, 2008
10:52:10 AM
Mark Hammil will run into the costume unveiling in a full Destro uniform and give a heartfelt speech to an audience of geeks.
w_woody...
by Babba-Booey
Apr 18th, 2008
10:53:17 AM
makes a good point. remember how DORKY the street fighter movie looked? its because those guys chose to go the cartoony route. yeah, it would be NOSTALGIC for 30 year old nerds to see the joes in the action figure clothes, but it just won't be practical. that said, though...storm shadow the versace ninja...his belt buckles coordinate well with his sword. sorry...but that storm shadow is just sooo liberace gay.
Reminds me of a dookie stick with...
by F U Popeaphile
Apr 18th, 2008
10:53:33 AM
Marlon Wayons head on it.
ALL ABOARD THE FAILBOAT!
by Dokkalvar
Apr 18th, 2008
10:53:36 AM
Right now this thing stinks of fail.. stinks hardcore. I'll be very shocked it it turns out any better then Street Fighter the movie.
As someone in the military
by Reel American Hero
Apr 18th, 2008
10:55:30 AM
At first I was like, WTF but, then I realized that they're supposed to be a military outfit. As someone in the military it makes sense to me that this goverment agency would have them wearing uniforms, not everybody showing up in wearing whatever. It never bothered me as a kid, but now it's like so the navy guy just shows up in his utilities, the marine guy with a pretty gay blue vest and Village People Hat, Duke gets to wear an army uniform. They're supposed to be one team, not a bunch of individuals a'la JLA. So the all black stealth outfit makes sense to me, and like someone else mentioned, I'm sure they've got other outfits besides. Or even if they don't, it makes sense realistically.
If there's a balls-out fight
by seagrass
Apr 18th, 2008
10:57:16 AM
between Snakes and Storm Shadow I will be happy. I just wish they'd gone with his second uniform, the one with the hood and grey slashes. That was a badass uniform. They should throw in a few Night Creeper ninjas as well. And maybe the Hard and Soft Masters. And Billy and his cybernetic leg. I wonder what Zartan's gonna look like?
Joseph Gordon Levitt as Cobra Commander...
by BLEST
Apr 18th, 2008
10:57:47 AM
is the only interesting thing so far from this film. (snake eyes looks okay)

For those who hadn't heard, the dumb meat-head Channing Tatum let it slip in an interview for Stop Loss that Joey G Levitt is Cobra Commander in the film.

Levitt was good in Brick and The Lookout, but he seems a little young. Should be interesting.

Do kids even play with GI JOES anymore?
by F U Popeaphile
Apr 18th, 2008
10:58:20 AM
I don't think the average kid even does know. So who is the studio making this for? Us...the peeps who remember it as it was? Then why the fuck don't they try to stay true to the source. And fuck this "well *sniff, sniff* it might not look realistic *pout, sniffle*. Shut the Fuck up.
Where is William "Regfrigerator" Perry
by The Winged Doucheman
Apr 18th, 2008
10:58:46 AM
With his football on a stick?
Lost Jarv
by w_woody
Apr 18th, 2008
10:58:59 AM
I liked Transformers. It wasn't the best Transformer's movie ever but it was a decent movie. It was cool to see character's I grew up with on screen. I'm not saying that GI Joe is going to be the best GI Joe movie that could be made but it'll be cool to see it. I'm just not one to think that you can take what was origionally there and slap it on screen and people will love it. Writing a comic book vs. Making a cartoon vs. making a live action movie is 3 different things. You're just never going to see the greatest director with the perfect cast make the greatest movie based on beloved characters...it'll never happen. Politics, money, timing, all that factors in. You have to take each piece of work and base your love/hate on it as it is it's own thing. Somtimes you get a good collaboration and a great movie (donner/superman, superman, X2, Spider-man etc.) sometimes you get okay ones (Transformers, Fantastic Four) and sometimes you get bad ones (X3, Hulk).
Sommers doesn't need plants
by Lost Jarv
Apr 18th, 2008
10:59:11 AM
Remember Van Helsing? That was a complete load of stale jism and yet Harry wrote a glowing review and morons like Valerious praised it to the heavens
Gone, Baby Gone
by 1FearlessJay
Apr 18th, 2008
10:59:40 AM
So anybody have another link to these pictures since AICN has had theirs "temporarily suspended"?
More screwups to come
by Samus Aran
Apr 18th, 2008
11:00:23 AM
I give a 50% chance that both Destro will NOT have a metal head, and that Cobra Commander will NOT have a simple mirror face helmet. Something tells me that those two aren't going to look anything like themselves. They took away Baroness's glasses, probably because she didn't look cool enough with them, and they took away Stormshadows balaclava, and cool grey and white camouflage. They basically have taken away every visual detail that made these characters what they are. And that prick who posted about that you cant go into battle with bright red, so of course they would wear black. Screw you. I don't see any soldiers in real life walking arround in black leather. There is nothing wrong with some color, and if the costume has red in it- for this movie it could be a very low saturated red. This movie is GIino.
1FearlessJay
by F U Popeaphile
Apr 18th, 2008
11:00:30 AM
Save yourself the pain.
Fuck, I always miss the pics.
by Brunomac
Apr 18th, 2008
11:00:39 AM
Anybody know where else to viddy them?
I'm not saying that
by Lost Jarv
Apr 18th, 2008
11:01:29 AM
and I have no real bias regarding this. All I said is you just used the exact same excuse that was used with the Transformers designs.

If you liked it then, fine good for you.

Cheers for the patronising lecture about how I should approach each movie though. I clearly have learnt something new today.

Some hope
by seagrass
Apr 18th, 2008
11:02:13 AM
comes in the fact that this movie is slated for 2009...still plenty of time to make changes and fixes. I hope. Maybe we'll end up with Storm Shadow climbing up the side of a burning building, tossing Cobra officers out of windows. That was one badass issue, BTW.
Can someone post a TinyURL link
by The Winged Doucheman
Apr 18th, 2008
11:02:17 AM
to Brazillian Fart porn? Cuz that's what you'll get if you click on a recommended link.
Ha ha ha
by Brunomac
Apr 18th, 2008
11:02:39 AM
Tha Fride's football on a stick! I loved that shit! But was it a real football? I mean, a real football on a stick wouldn't do shit to cobra skull.
Has anyone made the "flames on optimus" reference yet?
by The Winged Doucheman
Apr 18th, 2008
11:03:16 AM
ughh
by slkboxrman
Apr 18th, 2008
11:03:18 AM
both samus aran(we know ur a geek because of this name) and F U popeaphile(prob are a real pedofile) why dont u both STFU and get off transformers dick...u didnt like it because it wasnt a carbon copy of the 80s cartoon, which would have looked like shit....and they will never reboot transformers because the current movie is awesome and the sequels will be equally awesome...700mil box office=no reboot for whiny fanboys....now that we dealt with the transformers haters.....the characters look great....im sure the black outfits are for a specific mission and thats when the photographers showed up to take pics......as u can see cover girl dont have black on...quaid looks just like general hawk from the cartoon....and im loving the gi-joe camoflage pants....covergirl has the whole outfit going....cant wait to see the first trailer.....u "why cant they honor the source material" ....cuz its a movie, not a cartoon....not a comic book...."why cant they have their costumes and uniforms from the cartoon" ....because it would look lame......imagine if Xmen had been tru to the cartoon, can u imagine wolverine in tight yellow spandex in a 2hr movie ? , theres a reason things have to be different from cartoon or comic to the silver screen, and its a level of believability....if it looked exactly like the cartoon it would look absolutely rediculous....just like transformers, using the cartoon designs would look rediculous and laughable....the 80s are gone and so is the reason u losers still live at home , grow up , please, or just die, ur taking up space and wasting my oxygen...and please dont breed.
There...there's such a thing as brazilian fart porn?
by Brunomac
Apr 18th, 2008
11:04:01 AM
Please tell me it is at least real chicks, and not those greasy brazillian shemales...
w_woody
by F U Popeaphile
Apr 18th, 2008
11:04:24 AM
You said "Somtimes you get a good collaboration and a great movie (donner/superman, superman, X2, Spider-man etc.) sometimes you get okay ones (Transformers, Fantastic Four) and sometimes you get bad ones (X3, Hulk)." OMG!! Are you serious. All of those movies actually DID suck. Especially Donner's Stuperboy. Oh well. Have fun with that.
So, does anyone know
by seagrass
Apr 18th, 2008
11:05:23 AM
what Cobra Commander looks like? Are there any traditional Cobra Vipers in the film? Anyone? Bueller?
WHERE IS THE LINK?
by Stereotypical Evil Archer
Apr 18th, 2008
11:05:35 AM
Scarlet and the Baroness look too similar
by Gozu
Apr 18th, 2008
11:05:43 AM
Other than that, I really would have to see the costumes in action. None of them are as bad as the "Transformers" redesigns though.
Who was the guy with the cinder block on a stick?
by The Winged Doucheman
Apr 18th, 2008
11:06:02 AM
With the white flat top? Warthog? I had his action figure. I forget his name though. He was about as kick ass as they come.
Anna Valerious
by Cap'n Jack
Apr 18th, 2008
11:07:02 AM
sure thing...'babe'.
Hysterical
by Lost Jarv
Apr 18th, 2008
11:08:08 AM
someone that posts in retard Txt-speak has just told 2 other users not to breed.

Slkboxrman U R A Complete Cretin, cuz U dont have no clue.

Unless you're 12, which is a real possibility, in which case I'm sorry.

BTW- I am utterly indifferent to Transformers so don't waste time calling me a fanboy.

slkboxrman
by F U Popeaphile
Apr 18th, 2008
11:08:09 AM
Don't defend the Catholic priests who tucked you into bed at night and mistakenly grazed your willy. And try to be original with your bullshit "cutdowns". Now go to confession fag and have yourself a ball.
Wait a sec...wasn't She Male
by Brunomac
Apr 18th, 2008
11:08:15 AM
the code name of one of the Joes? Like Cover Girl, BJ, Hand Job...
Awful...
by IAmLegolas
Apr 18th, 2008
11:08:30 AM
here we go again, another classic franchise getting a royal fucking (don't come bleating at me with the 'it's just a toy' bullcrap either). But the unwashed masses and younger people who don't know any better will flock to it like their daily Big Mac. Anyways, enjoy. I'm out.
Good GOD people!
by waldo
Apr 18th, 2008
11:08:36 AM
Don't most soldiers wear matching gear? Put the tit back in you're mouth, you're starting to get a little fussy.
Is Storm Shadow carrying a sidearm
by seagrass
Apr 18th, 2008
11:08:38 AM
or is that just nunchaku in a holster? I don't remember any issue where he used a gun. Snake Eyes did, but as far as I know Storm Shadow never did.
Would Spentor have a snake head mask?
by The Winged Doucheman
Apr 18th, 2008
11:10:55 AM
He would look like Butters in the teddy bear/squirrel costume.
FU, did I read that right?
by Brunomac
Apr 18th, 2008
11:11:12 AM
You think Fantastic Four was better than Spiderman and Supes? Superman could have been better, but Goddamn. FANTASTIC FOUR??? What a fly and pillbug covered pile of dog shit that was! The rape of the greatest comic villain of all time, Doc Doom, is just one of it's unholy crimes against fandom, and movie making in general..
Thankfully their not the lycra/spandex suits of MEGAFORCE...
by Monkey_King
Apr 18th, 2008
11:11:36 AM
although I would love to see more color to the costumes, like the original comics/figure costumes. Even a dark yellow and purple suit(w/sculpted dark elements) woulda looked better.
Brunomac
by F U Popeaphile
Apr 18th, 2008
11:12:37 AM
HELL NO!!...ahahah Read my post again!! I was quoting w_woody. Hell No!!
Spentor...fuck I meant Serpentor
by The Winged Doucheman
Apr 18th, 2008
11:12:45 AM
Getthefuckouttahere
by Lost Jarv
Apr 18th, 2008
11:13:59 AM
Megaforce is an amazing piece of schlock cheese. It's one of the archetype so bad it's good movies.

Obviously it is pretty inept, but T the same time it is gloriously stupid and downright hysterical.

Want to bet that this is just shit? and not fun at all.

Where the hell are the Dreadnoks?
by seagrass
Apr 18th, 2008
11:14:26 AM
Grape soda and chocolate covered donuts, anyone?
GI JOE As A Movie Is Not A Good Idea Period.
by F U Popeaphile
Apr 18th, 2008
11:14:35 AM
None of what we remember would look right on screen. It would all look dumb.
Alternate link
by AshMonday
Apr 18th, 2008
11:14:53 AM
Here's an alternate link to the pics. http://seat42fmovies.com/?p=46 4
Brunomac
by w_woody
Apr 18th, 2008
11:16:14 AM
FU Popeaphile said that all the movies I listed sucked. Obviously he's not a fan of comic book movies. However, in my post I said Fantastic Four was okay, it could have been 100% better, but it could have been 100% worse (If you have ever seen the 1993 version).
Crockmaster...let's get him in there
by The Winged Doucheman
Apr 18th, 2008
11:16:22 AM
Why would someone bring a crocodile into battle? I really don't see the strategical advantage there at all.
Embarrassing...
by Skip973
Apr 18th, 2008
11:16:50 AM
Garbage cast w/ models & unknowns, dressed in the sellout X-men attire. Great. I can imagine Marlon Wayan's dialogue as I write this. Let's hope they make the bad guys interesting, this does not look good at all right now. Another 80's cartoon/game transformed into a movie that the world's going to hate. Major F-up.
Silk Boxer Man
by Samus Aran
Apr 18th, 2008
11:17:01 AM
This is the site geeks come to. And it is fun to be a geek. You have quite a bit of knowledge about this stuff for someone who claims not to be a geek, you know about Hawk and Covergirl, and you know who Samus is. You are the worst kind of geek- the kind that is constantly trying to pretend he isn't one, and so never has any fun with this stuff, and isn't fun to talk to about this stuff. Just relax. It's ok to like this stuff. And it's ok to not like it when movies make low quality adaptations of the stuff you like. Trust me, I will be getting on with life, I just want to vent my irritations with these particular movies, and I won't be going to see this one.
Because it's funny
by Lost Jarv
Apr 18th, 2008
11:17:46 AM
Do you need another reason?

If they did introduce crocodiles into battle this would have much more chance of being watchable shit.

w_woody
by F U Popeaphile
Apr 18th, 2008
11:18:46 AM
I love your liberal way of arguing. Take a comment from a specific quote about a specific subject and generalize the entire thought. I said that the specific comic movies that YOU listed sucked. Not all comic movies. Nice try though.
F U Popeaphile
by w_woody
Apr 18th, 2008
11:20:21 AM
Which comic movies do you like then? Because if you thought Spider-man and X2 were aweful then I'd hate to know which ones you thought where good.
Awwww Fuck AssMonday!
by The Winged Doucheman
Apr 18th, 2008
11:20:31 AM
I totally fell for it too. I wanted to see the pics so bad. Oh well, at least it wasn't Japanese chicks pissing in each other's mouths... WHIV looks like a shite movie btw.
Crocs make great guard dogs.
by F U Popeaphile
Apr 18th, 2008
11:21:15 AM
And Large cobra head collars make great gay club apparel.
carl reiner should direct
by ironic_name
Apr 18th, 2008
11:21:38 AM
carl reiner should direct

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carl reiner should direct

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carl reiner should direct

carl reiner should direct

carl reiner should direct

carl reiner should direct

carl reiner should direct

carl reiner should direct

w_woody
by F U Popeaphile
Apr 18th, 2008
11:22:43 AM
Nope, not gonna do it. It's more fun to anonomously complain.
FU heh heh, sorry
by Brunomac
Apr 18th, 2008
11:22:54 AM
my comic geek indignation blinded me with rage...
Is it?
by Lost Jarv
Apr 18th, 2008
11:23:19 AM
Oh good, I've been wanting to give you a kicking for some of your truly dreadful "Nazi's are Liberal" bullshit.

If you're not then, apologies.

Mutt and Junkyard
by seagrass
Apr 18th, 2008
11:23:20 AM
"No more walkies without a leash!"
F U Popeaphile
by w_woody
Apr 18th, 2008
11:23:37 AM
Then my generalization stands.
Node32774
by F U Popeaphile
Apr 18th, 2008
11:23:43 AM
Who are you Inspector Gadget?
Storm Shadow's wearing fking Sketchers
by the new transported man
Apr 18th, 2008
11:24:03 AM
balls
w_woody
by F U Popeaphile
Apr 18th, 2008
11:24:20 AM
Ok. You can have that.
Lost Jarv
by The Winged Doucheman
Apr 18th, 2008
11:24:21 AM
Good point. Crocodiles would enhance the viewing experience. The movie could open with Crockmaster sicking his crock on Marlon Wayans and Tatum Bell...I mean Channing Crowder...Ior Stockard Channing...fuck what's his name again?
Storm Shadow...
by Celicynd
Apr 18th, 2008
11:24:58 AM
Looks like they're using the "GI Joe: Reloaded" comic from Devil's Due for Storm Shadow's look... http://tinyurl.com/5wkrko I was really hoping for the white ninja look... oh well. And the geek in my thinks that having all the Joes in black diminishes the coolness of Snake Eyes. :p
I want Crocs with Freakin' Laser Beams on their Head!
by F U Popeaphile
Apr 18th, 2008
11:25:28 AM
If the world hated Transformers
by seagrass
Apr 18th, 2008
11:25:43 AM
then how did it make $708 million worldwide?
It doesn't really help that....
by blindambition238
Apr 18th, 2008
11:26:00 AM
They all look pretty embarrassed to be in those pictures.
Marlon Looks Like He Goota Poot.
by F U Popeaphile
Apr 18th, 2008
11:26:33 AM
YOu can catch authentic Joe costumes
by The Winged Doucheman
Apr 18th, 2008
11:27:12 AM
On Hollywood and Vine. $5 will get you a pic with a methed out Duke.
Sorry...He Gotta Poot.
by F U Popeaphile
Apr 18th, 2008
11:27:15 AM
It wasnt even that funny to start with. Oh well.
It's Croc Master, dammit
by seagrass
Apr 18th, 2008
11:28:08 AM
Get it right, heh. I just realized that Croc Master's action figure has the Eye of Sauron for a belt buckle.
croc into battle
by doodah
Apr 18th, 2008
11:28:18 AM
duh...its eat the baby zebra that babyzebra master brings to battle.
The Winged Doucheman
by F U Popeaphile
Apr 18th, 2008
11:28:20 AM
ahaha....I almost had my picture taken with the guy who looks like Sly as Rambo. He was all drunk and like. "Yo"...ahha
Lost Jarv....
by Braffed
Apr 18th, 2008
11:28:38 AM
Fuck off! Go spread your liberal propoganda somewhere else.
You're right seagrass
by Samus Aran
Apr 18th, 2008
11:28:58 AM
That's a damn shame. Thanks for pointing that out. How sad that so many people like poorly constructed movies.
Cock Master?
by The Winged Doucheman
Apr 18th, 2008
11:29:08 AM
No wait that's one of the movies in my closet shoe box.
looks awful
by sith_rising
Apr 18th, 2008
11:29:16 AM
truly fucking terrible. i'm so glad I sold all my Joe shit years ago.
WWE got the call?
by w_woody
Apr 18th, 2008
11:30:00 AM
I've just got 1 question. Has anyone called the WWE and got Sgt. Slaughter in training for this film? Come on, the guy has to be in this movie...it's like..written in the scripture.
Let's face it...
by sapno_krei
Apr 18th, 2008
11:30:22 AM
There was no way to put these GI Joe on film and not have it look ridiculous. Even as a cartoon they looked like a circus act. Only the first wave of Joes resembled a military unit.
Getting a Croc into battle...
by F U Popeaphile
Apr 18th, 2008
11:30:28 AM
...Requires you to strap him on a rolling skid and kick him into battle.
sommersversesommersversesommersv ersesommersverse
by ironic_name
Apr 18th, 2008
11:30:45 AM
flaming leg kick too everyine who doesn't like padington!
Paddington is a little homo bitch
by Lost Jarv
Apr 18th, 2008
11:32:24 AM
not unlike braffed.

How are you doing dickquaffer? Daddy still giving you that special brand of "attention" that you so love?

Darth Vaders Gay Leg Of Doom To the Crotch
by F U Popeaphile
Apr 18th, 2008
11:33:02 AM
of anyone who goes and sees this pile.
Here
by Dingbatty
Apr 18th, 2008
11:33:13 AM
http://wwtdd.com/ post.phtml?pk=5103
I will defend Transformers
by seagrass
Apr 18th, 2008
11:34:13 AM
to the bitter end. Why? Because I enjoyed the hell out of it. The film as a whole wasn't perfect, but some *moments* were perfect and it was fun - and I didn't feel cheated after watching it...unlike The Phantom Menace, which only had one watchable sequence.
recopics [you missed them]
by ironic_name
Apr 18th, 2008
11:34:31 AM
http://tinyurl.com/2g9mqh
Node Re:Bloodpack
by Stalkeye
Apr 18th, 2008
11:34:37 AM
I think you were refering to the Nightstalkers from Blade Trinity.The Bloodpack was from Blade 2.Anyway I need a drink as all hopes of seeing a decent GIJ movie is BOLLocks!!

(pun intended)

recovered pics [you missed them]
by ironic_name
Apr 18th, 2008
11:34:44 AM
http://tinyurl.com/2g9mqh
What Happens In Vegas Rolling
by AshMonday
Apr 18th, 2008
11:36:04 AM
Got ya.
flaming rick roll to any who don't like padington!
by ironic_name
Apr 18th, 2008
11:36:54 AM
Let's Make a "MASK" movie while we're at it.
by F U Popeaphile
Apr 18th, 2008
11:37:25 AM
never gonna give you up..
by ironic_name
Apr 18th, 2008
11:38:03 AM
direct url to get around right click nonsense
by Dingbatty
Apr 18th, 2008
11:38:45 AM
so you can mess with the pics in photoshop: http://wwtdd.com/ul/9513-sc1.j pg
MASK starring David Hasselhoff, Ben Stiller, fill in the rest...
by F U Popeaphile
Apr 18th, 2008
11:38:47 AM
Thanks AshMonday
by 1FearlessJay
Apr 18th, 2008
11:39:16 AM
Those pictures aren't the abomination to God and Man I thought they'd be by everyone's reactions. I'm not crazy about them, and really have reservations about those battlesuits (hoping those are for a special mission or something), but I'll reserve judgement until I see what it looks like on film. Oh, wait. I'm at AICN. F#$k these costumes! They're ruining the greatest franchise ever!
Transformers...
by Frankenbastard
Apr 18th, 2008
11:39:30 AM
Why does everyone keep bitching about Transformers, the film was fine. Both of these properties are based on toy lines form the 80’s and Transformers isn’t even from America. Some suit at Hasbro visited Japan I’m sure and snatched up the production rights. People pining for the Transformers from the cartoon are idiots the animation sucked and cars have changed since the 70’s. Filmmakers of this genre have to skate a fine line between peoples perceived imaginations, old cartoon animation and what is current and realistic TODAY. I grew up with the 60’s and 70’s Gi Joes so when these crappy little 3 inch wonders cam out I was appalled. But I grew to like the little dudes and even got married with a Zartan in my (top coat) pocket for good luck. I realized that times change, even though I’ll always know the original Joe’s are way better. Speed Racer isn’t going to be based in the 60’s but I’m going to give it a shot because well, it’s just a cartoon and if handled correctly could b really amazing. Making a movie based on a toyline and having it please everyone is impossible because we all have our own memories of the particular toy and the adventures we gave them. Oh how I wish they would tie a bunch of Firecrackers to shipwreck but it isn’t going to happen in the movie because that was my memory (and I was an adult). Half the people who comment in here never even owned the toys. Having said all of that… this really does remind me of the crappy Street Fighter movie.
An Even Better Link
by AshMonday
Apr 18th, 2008
11:39:42 AM
http://seat42fmovies.com/?p=46 4
Paddington is a little gay bitch
by Lost Jarv
Apr 18th, 2008
11:39:58 AM
who needs a good beatdown for being a disgrace to Bearkind.

Other than that there's nothing wrong with the cunt,

It will never be the greatest franchise ever
by Lost Jarv
Apr 18th, 2008
11:41:29 AM
until they release a croc into battle. Anyone who thinks otherwise is deluded.
Gay Men in Black
by Stalkeye
Apr 18th, 2008
11:41:46 AM
Now if this was based on that sears exclusive line of figures; Night Force, i would accept the color scheme.As it is, Black in franchise films are too redundant.

It's all Batman's fuckin' fault.

Black Rubber Suits
by AshMonday
Apr 18th, 2008
11:42:03 AM
What's with the decision to clad superheroes and the like in black rubber? Where does that decision come from?
Hey Seagrass
by Samus Aran
Apr 18th, 2008
11:42:11 AM
You say that you enjoyed the hell out of transformers, but you hated Phantom Menace. You must be very perceptive to be able to detect the minute subtleties that distinguish one terrible movie from another. I wonder if you knew, but there is such thing as a good movie- but that might overload your mind, so I wouldn't recommend those to you. You are too busy comparing garbage to garbage, and deciding which garbage you enjoy the hell out of most.
Black is the new "Flames on Optimus".
by Stalkeye
Apr 18th, 2008
11:42:28 AM
Black Rubber
by AshMonday
Apr 18th, 2008
11:44:35 AM
Where did it start? Is this some kind of way to "modernize" superheroes? What ridiculous reasoning are the costume designers using? They make everyone look like a navy seal.
you got issues
by ironic_name
Apr 18th, 2008
11:44:58 AM
..never gonna let you down, never gonna mess around, and hurt you!
G.I. Fail
by palewook
Apr 18th, 2008
11:46:00 AM
coming soon
How could you screw up the baroness?
by srocinema
Apr 18th, 2008
11:46:19 AM
for some real gi joe costume inspiration (and glasses on the baroness) check out the costumes on gijoefilm.com
they'd put flames on the truck in mask, and make it flatnosed
by ironic_name
Apr 18th, 2008
11:46:27 AM
flaming leg kick to the unbelievers of the padington way!
Eh?
by AshMonday
Apr 18th, 2008
11:46:39 AM
I would say that technically Transformers is a better film than The Phantom Menace but by a very slight margin. But yes, both are garbage. One is old rotten banana peels and the other is the chinese food from last week.
Yeah Stalkeye
by Samus Aran
Apr 18th, 2008
11:47:10 AM
But black suits is nothing new in hollywood, this is their classic crutch. It's proof of how seriously they take themselves in hollywood- they are convinced that characters wearing color in the movies makes them look like clowns. This is the result of constant nepotism in Hollywood. Most people there have no visual sense.
X-Men
by AshMonday
Apr 18th, 2008
11:48:23 AM
I think the X-Men being clad in black rubber really hurt my respect for that franchise.
AshMonday, they ARE navy seals
by ironic_name
Apr 18th, 2008
11:48:26 AM
or closer that than comic characters
Does anyone else?
by F U Popeaphile
Apr 18th, 2008
11:49:11 AM
Does anyone else think that the Brontosaurus in the Busted Tees add looks hot?
"The Paddington Way"
by Lost Jarv
Apr 18th, 2008
11:49:21 AM
Naming yourself after a station, being an asylum seeking cunt that sponges of a bank manager and has to give frequent blow jobs to the middle classed cunt in return for his free board.

This is not a great way.

link temporarily suspended...
by fractureJonze
Apr 18th, 2008
11:50:29 AM
...due to incredibly negative hype.
Who looks cool in Black? well, the obvious:
by Stalkeye
Apr 18th, 2008
11:51:03 AM
1.Darth Vader

2.The Punisher

3.Blade

4.Venom although Spidey 3 sucked

5.Kate Beckinsale (from those Underworld Movies.)

6.Batman (However he needs some grey just like in the comics.gotta love contrast.)

7.Snake Plissken (despite EFLA being shit.)

8.Snake Eyes of course and not the rest of his "Global Joint Operational Entity" squad..Larry I thought you had some sorta say in regards to this project.

ironic_name
by AshMonday
Apr 18th, 2008
11:51:09 AM
True, and that is an exception, but I was more referring to the string of comic movies with Black Rubber Suits as in X-Men, etc. The Joe gang didn't wear black rubber in the cartoon or comics.
FractureJonze
by Samus Aran
Apr 18th, 2008
11:51:35 AM
That is damn right.
Samus
by seagrass
Apr 18th, 2008
11:53:09 AM
No need to get nasty...I'm sure you enjoy your fair share of "bad" flicks. My taste in film is quite deep, thank you very much, but a little junk food in my diet won't hurt me. If you couldn't enjoy Transformers, that's not my problem, and it's not Michael Bay's problem. It's your problem. Transformers was better than it had any right to be. The cartoons are not high art, either...I have them all on DVD, and most are nigh unwatchable to my eyes.
Shiwreck better have a parrot
by The Winged Doucheman
Apr 18th, 2008
11:54:19 AM
Whose feet break off a week after you take him out of the box. Super glue fixed that shit about as well as He-Mans legs.
Stalkeye
by Samus Aran
Apr 18th, 2008
11:54:28 AM
Yeah you are right. Some characters should be in black like you said. But the moment that you make everyone in black, Snake Eyes and Baroness don't stand out in any way. That is just not an interesting lineup.
Transformers
by AshMonday
Apr 18th, 2008
11:54:41 AM
I think that the storylines from Transformers were pretty sophisticated compared to other mainstream cartoons at the time.
Shitwreck I meant Shipwreck
by The Winged Doucheman
Apr 18th, 2008
11:54:48 AM
Stormshadow's white tails formalwear
by RandySavage
Apr 18th, 2008
11:55:27 AM
I thought this was a joke. This is some of the lamest, laziest costume design I've ever seen. As noted above, however, there are some great TB observations, including "Team America with humans replacing the puppets."
The parrot had better go into battle with the croc
by Lost Jarv
Apr 18th, 2008
11:55:52 AM
This gets funnier and funnier.
Storm Shadow
by srocinema
Apr 18th, 2008
11:56:09 AM
Storm shadow looks like shit, Michael Dudikoff look better as a ninja, just dress him in white.
True dat Samus
by Stalkeye
Apr 18th, 2008
11:56:57 AM
I even remember reading how Ratner or that Guber guy wanted to make Superman's iconic red n blues to Black and Silver when considering the Superman remake.AAAGGGHH!!

At least Supes togs in SR was true to the source, the rest of the movie....well...

Oh and I can't forget Catwoman another Black clad persona (Michelle Phiefer not Halle Berry.)

And do I have to point out
by Samus Aran
Apr 18th, 2008
11:57:36 AM
To all those people talking about how rediculous it would look if the Joes had color in their costumes, that the lineup of characters in the original Star Wars movies had a ton of color in their costumes, and they didn't look silly at all- they looked great.
Marlon Wayans
by AshMonday
Apr 18th, 2008
11:57:45 AM
Really? Marlon Wayans? He's the go-to guy for this kind of shit. Remember the D&D movie? I think it started there.
Hey kids, don't do meth and ambush your classmates on You Tube
by The Winged Doucheman
Apr 18th, 2008
11:59:03 AM
Knowing is half the battle -updated for 2009.
too young
by srocinema
Apr 18th, 2008
11:59:36 AM
they are all too damn you, it's like the OC as an action film, why don't you just put in Adam Brody as Bazooka
Black is perfect for camoflague
by Stalkeye
Apr 18th, 2008
12:01:25 PM
during night attacks, hmmm lemme guess what color Destro and CC's uniform will be.
Ashmonday
by seagrass
Apr 18th, 2008
12:02:02 PM
I'd have to say they were really hit-or-miss. The best episodes took place after the animated movie came out...especially "Ghost In The Machine".
Dennis Quaid looked constipated! LOL
by captboulder
Apr 18th, 2008
12:02:19 PM
Wow, they failed and Hollywood have lost their creativity!

The W Bros are the only ones with balls to bring a toon/anime to life! Speed Racer will get my money before to crap!

ok seagrass
by Samus Aran
Apr 18th, 2008
12:02:37 PM
You're right, I don't need to get nasty. But no, I don't think a single movie in my dvd collection is junk food, except I have "I Robot" embarrasingly in that collection, which I bought blind because of a strong but wrong reccomendation- I still need to get that pollution out of my pristine collection. There is harm in junk food movies, they cause you to forget just how good movies can be. There is nothing of interest in "Transformers". I think you are either so desensitized by poorly made movies that you don't realize this anymore, or you are not very intelligent (not just trying to be nasty). If you have been desensitized by terribly made movies- that is the very reason why Junk food movies are bad.
seagrass
by AshMonday
Apr 18th, 2008
12:04:07 PM
I totally agree. In fact, I think they had newer and younger writers after the film.
You pompous fuck
by Lost Jarv
Apr 18th, 2008
12:05:35 PM
so you don't own any films that would be called shit- I bet I think that some of your collection blows hairy goat nob? What's wrong with kicking back to some garbage? Or what about any so-bad-it's good stuff?

There's no harm in laughing your way through Leprechaun in Space- of course it is a bad movie, but it doesn't stop you being able to recognise quality when it comes.

anyone notice
by MC-909
Apr 18th, 2008
12:07:11 PM
the "G.I Joe" all over Cover Girl's uniform? What in the fuck is going on here???
So bad its good
by AshMonday
Apr 18th, 2008
12:08:22 PM
The so bad its good stuff kind of crosses over most of the time into cult film territory, which is pefectly acceptible. Now, if you own a copy of the Princess Diaries or The Scorpion King that is collection pollution.
Baroness = Emma Peel
by srocinema
Apr 18th, 2008
12:11:25 PM
Bet this will be as good as the avengers...
At least it's not a constipated Randy Quaid
by The Winged Doucheman
Apr 18th, 2008
12:11:56 PM
Lost Jarv
by Samus Aran
Apr 18th, 2008
12:13:23 PM
Trust me, most of my friends love that so bad its good stuff. I remember when I was a kid and I was amazed that someone would make something as bad as "American Ninja". But I am not suprised anymore of how bad movies can be, so theres no such thing as so-bad-its-good to me anymore. I guess I do sound like a pompous fuck, thats cool. I just get like that when I talk about stuff like movies. I'm just sick of bad ones, I do not enjoy them at all. And laughing at Leprechaun is something I can barely do- it makes me more sick than anything.
I own lotsa shitty movies
by The Winged Doucheman
Apr 18th, 2008
12:14:07 PM
Anyone care to watch Embrace of the Vampire? You really only need to see 5 minutes of it to get the job done.
Samus
by seagrass
Apr 18th, 2008
12:14:37 PM
you still haven't given any examples of your "pristine collection". I grew up with Transformers toys, and I enjoyed seeing a live-action Optimus Prime on the screen, looking pretty much like I hoped he'd look. I'm not desensitized, either...I know what makes a bad movie and what makes a good movie. I also know what makes a movie entertaining. If you don't think giant robots blowing each other to shit is entertaining, no worries.
Ashmonday
by Samus Aran
Apr 18th, 2008
12:14:51 PM
well if that is the criteria for collection pollution, then I am clean as fucking whistle. What a relief :)
Will I be able to G.I. Joe Cammo Jammas?
by Diagnostic
Apr 18th, 2008
12:16:41 PM
The uni's look cool. Quaid needs a bigger gun though.
"At least it's not a constipated Randy Quaid"!
by captboulder
Apr 18th, 2008
12:16:42 PM
Yeah really!
How about The Base starring Marc Decascos?
by The Winged Doucheman
Apr 18th, 2008
12:17:05 PM
Anyone wanna borrow that POS? There is no shame in owning bad movies. Sometimes you just want to drink a beer and watch a turd.
Cube
by AshMonday
Apr 18th, 2008
12:19:14 PM
I won all of the Cube movies.
Quaid's bigger gun
by seagrass
Apr 18th, 2008
12:19:16 PM
is in his pants. Yowza!
So there's no entertainment to be had from
by Lost Jarv
Apr 18th, 2008
12:19:23 PM
Flash Gordon then? or Beastmaster?

Wow, you must be a whoe barrel of laughs.

The Scorpion King?
by Lost Jarv
Apr 18th, 2008
12:20:21 PM
Dreadful. SO bad it is actually bad. Like Van Helsing.
Own
by AshMonday
Apr 18th, 2008
12:20:44 PM
That was supposed to be "own". Although if I won them I would feel better about it. Besides that the worst movie I own would be Pathfinder, which was given to me.
or The Star Wars Prequels
by Lost Jarv
Apr 18th, 2008
12:20:47 PM
There's no saving some things.
They call her Cover Girl for a reason
by seagrass
Apr 18th, 2008
12:20:56 PM
One word: bukake.
Worst thing I own is a piece of shit called Half Light
by Lost Jarv
Apr 18th, 2008
12:22:24 PM
I think.

It's got Demi Moore in it and is allegedly a supernatural thriller. Except it isn't thrilling, is barely supernatural and has a twist so fucking obvious M Night Shama-whatsis would be ashamed to use.

Face it.
by Zoinks
Apr 18th, 2008
12:23:10 PM
At this point they just want us nerds to be disappointed and don't really give a shit. They figure it's money in the bank no matter how shitty it is. Thanks Michael Bay. Yes, I blame him.
Hmm
by xsi kal
Apr 18th, 2008
12:23:22 PM
Baroness' costume is pretty bad.. which is a shame since it's supposed to be one of the more distinctive costumes in the franchise.

Storm shadow actually does not bug me. The rest... I can deal with. Rachel Nichols is attractive, but the frontal shots of that costume don't look great. Quaid looks like Quaid, which is okay with me.
Nice Kicks, Tommy...
by nancyreagan
Apr 18th, 2008
12:23:31 PM
Storm Shadow's wearing sneakers. Doesn't that just about say it all. It's not like they had a tough job, here. Military Gear=Cool. Somehow, though, they managed to make everybody look like a fucking goon. Unbelievable.
Do they have Laser Guns???
by srocinema
Apr 18th, 2008
12:26:04 PM
Look at the guns closely are they laser guns?
seagrass
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Apr 18th, 2008
12:27:58 PM
I cannot listen to a single word you utter in the future-- why? Because you stated that there was only one good sequence in The Phantom Menace. Anyone who doesnt value both the pod-race and the final Maul fight as being cinematic perfection is a dirty rotten scoundrel!
This movie will suck...
by nerosday
Apr 18th, 2008
12:29:41 PM
I'm hoping for a decent Snake_Eyes spin off made by anyone other than McG, Ratner, Boll or Sommers.
i hear you Gloves
by rasALclart
Apr 18th, 2008
12:29:55 PM
So how about this 'Action Force' movie? hope it's better than that joke of a cartoon.
Pathetic, especially since this joke
by Dingbatty
Apr 18th, 2008
12:30:06 PM
vid from G4 with Olivia Munn looks better: http://www.g4tv.com/attackofth eshow/videos/18905/ Destro_and_Baroness.html
I like the podrace scene too
by Zoinks
Apr 18th, 2008
12:31:09 PM
yep
except
by Zoinks
Apr 18th, 2008
12:32:06 PM
for Darth Vader saying "yippee" and "wizard!"
DannyGlovers:
by seagrass
Apr 18th, 2008
12:34:09 PM
The Pod Race felt like a rehash of the speeder bike chase from Jedi (only not as good), and the two-headed announcer and farting aliens and superForcemechanicAnakin really just flat out ruined it for me. The good I *was* referring to was the final Maul fight.
OK seagrass
by Samus Aran
Apr 18th, 2008
12:34:55 PM
Do you really want to know what makes up a pristine collection? Here it is (in my oppinion). Star Wars, Alien, Empire Strikes Back, Raiders, The Road Warrior, Blade Runner, The Dark Crystal, Return of the Jedi, Temple of Doom, Ghostbusters, Labyrinth, Aliens, The Princess Bride, Willow, Last Crusade, Terminator 2, The Matrix, All the Lord of the Rings movies, Sin City (maybe), Batman Begins, The Good The Bad and the Ugly, Braveheart, Saving Private Ryan, Master and Commander, Miller's Crossing, Heat, Fargo, Fight Club, The Bourne movies, Kill Bills, No Country For Old Men. And there are others of course- but to me, a complete and pristine collection has these movies in it.
Does Storm Shadow prefer Adidas
by seagrass
Apr 18th, 2008
12:36:37 PM
or Puma? I'd have to go with Puma. "Choosy Ninjas choose Puma!"
TPM Darth Maul/ObiWan/QuiGon Fight > ROTS Gay Anakin/ObiWan figh
by The Winged Doucheman
Apr 18th, 2008
12:37:06 PM
British Knights for storm shadow
by The Winged Doucheman
Apr 18th, 2008
12:38:35 PM
MC Hammer can't be wrong
I Didn't See A Picture Of My Favorite Character....
by Underoos Hero
Apr 18th, 2008
12:39:47 PM
Breaker,Cobra,Cobra Officer,Flash,Grunt,Rock N Roll,Scarlett,Short-Fuze,Snake Eyes,Stalker,Zap,Airborne,Dest ro,Doc,Gung-Ho,Major Bludd,Snow Job,Torpedo,Tripwire,Ace,Cover Girl,Grand Slam (silver pads) ,Grunt (tan),H.I.S.S.Driver,Viper Pilot,Wild Bill,Duke,Baroness,Blowtorch,F irefly,Mutt & Junkyard,Recondo,Rip Cord,Roadblock,Scrap Iron,Spirit,Storm Shadow,Copperhead,Cutter,Deep Six,Stinger Driver,Thunder,Wild ,Weasel,Zartan,,Airtight,Alpin e,Barbecue,Bazooka,Buzzer,Crim son Guard,Dusty,Eels,Flint,Footloo se,Lady Jaye,Quick Kick,Ripper,Shipwreck,Snake Eyes,Snow Serpent,Tele-Vipers,Tomax,Torc h,Xamot,Crankcase,Frostbite,He avy Metal,Keel-Haul,Lamprey,Tollbo oth,Sgt Slaughter,B.A.T.,Beachhead,Dia l-Tone,Dr. Mindbender,Hawk,Iceberg,Leathe rneck,Lifeline,Low-Light,Mainf rame,Monkeywrench,Roadblock,Sc i-Fi,Viper,Wet Suit,Zandar,Zarana,Claymore,Di al-Tone,Leatherneck,Mainframe, Wet Suit,Big Boa.....etc
Samus
by seagrass
Apr 18th, 2008
12:40:12 PM
That's quite a collection of junk food you got in there. I own all those movies, by the way. With the exception of Labyrinth. If you really prefer Labyrinth to Transfomers...hmmm. "Dance, magic dance". Whatever floats your boat.
Samus
by seagrass
Apr 18th, 2008
12:41:44 PM
Wait, were you referring to Pan's Labyrinth? In that case, nevermind what I said about that magic dance thing.
Willow
by seagrass
Apr 18th, 2008
12:42:37 PM
is also stanking up your collection. I don't own that one either.
Link?
by SweetMonkeyCreek
Apr 18th, 2008
12:42:59 PM
I totally missed all of the pictures. Are they hiding anywhere else?
It's not a complete collection without
by The Winged Doucheman
Apr 18th, 2008
12:43:00 PM
The Mexican or Vanilla Sky. Both purchased before viewing.
Seagrass
by Samus Aran
Apr 18th, 2008
12:43:06 PM
LOL, how can I defend "Dance Magic Dance". You got me there. But please, there is no junk food here. If you have all these movies though, perhaps we agree more than I thought. Nice to meet you.
They want a superhero movie...
by BizarroJerry
Apr 18th, 2008
12:45:34 PM
I'm convinced they're just doing everything in their power to make this not look like it stars U.S. soldiers. The Baroness actually looks like she should. It's just, everyone in this rubber/plastic Batman armor is aggravating. They didn't need to match the figures or cartoons exactly. Sure that would be silly, but what's wrong with some camo? I think that armor being worn over some gray, olive drab or camo would look cool, too. But honestly, what things look like don't bother me too much. It's the story and the writing I'm concerned about. Too many people were worried about what the Transformer designs looked like, and forgot to worry about them not writing a shitty movie.
Willow
by Samus Aran
Apr 18th, 2008
12:46:53 PM
I knew Willow would be the movie to get trashed from my collection. It always is- I consider it the worlds most underated movie. To me, if you truly love Star Wars, I can't understand why you would hate Willow- it was written and filmed in the same spirit. Oh and no, I wasn't talking about Pan's Labyrinth, although I do like that movie- I just don't really want to watch it a second time for some reason. Trust me, I am very comfortable right now with Guillermo Del Toro directing The Hobbit. I pray he does a good job. Directing it just like Pan's Labyrinth won't be good enough I'm afraid.
Samus Aran
by AshMonday
Apr 18th, 2008
12:46:55 PM
What no Tideland, Brazil, Harold & Maude, Down by Law, Stranger than Paradise, City of Lost Children, Dark City, Life Of Brian, Time Bandits, Shaun of the Dead, Primer, Pi, True Romance, Withnail & I, The Fountain, I'm Not There, The Mist, Darjeeling Limited, Beowulf, Stardust, Wristcutters: A Love Story, Southland Tales, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas,Ichi The Killer, The Seven Samurai, Ran, Dr. Strangelove, The Music Man, Henry Fool, Fay Grim, 2001, Donnie Darko, I Heart Huckabees, Ichi The Killer, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Brain Dead, Versus, Hero, Howl's Moving Castle, Princess Mononoke, Spirited Away, Suburbia, Slacker, Waking Life, Chasing Amy, Clerks, Suspiria, Chronos, Lost in Translation, Broken Flowers, Blood & Roses, Benny & Joon, Almost Famous, The Shawshank Redemption, The Devil's Rejects, Triplets of Bellville, The Descent, Dog Soldiers, Oldboy, Amelie, Repulsion, The Tenant, Rosemary's baby, Mirror Mask, Neverending Story, Beetlejuice, Stop Making Sense, True Stories, Serenity, The Science Of Sleep, The Woods, The Fountain, Tenebre, Shortbus, Brick, Creepers, Opera, Eastern Promises, Them, A History of violence, 300, or Deep Red
SweetMonkeyCreek...
by nancyreagan
Apr 18th, 2008
12:47:28 PM
http://wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk =5103
You need a few more westerns in there
by seagrass
Apr 18th, 2008
12:47:59 PM
like The Searchers. And Kung Fu Hustle (ok, that's an Eastern Western).
Node32774
by Samus Aran
Apr 18th, 2008
12:48:19 PM
Damn right
I still demand a Chuck Norris Karate Commando movie
by DerLanghaarige
Apr 18th, 2008
12:48:23 PM
GI BLOW
by apolo_sputnik
Apr 18th, 2008
12:49:16 PM
If any of you had any hope that Sommers just might make a good movie, I know these pics will bring you back to earth. Fuck. This movie looks dumber and dumber. This should be called GI BLOW. That way, Sommers can screw it up as much as he wants to, and he won't be crapping over the fanbase. Just like TRANSFORMERS should have been called MICHAELBAYBOTS. Dumb ass Hollywood. At least IRONMAN will rock.
nancyreagan
by SweetMonkeyCreek
Apr 18th, 2008
12:49:41 PM
Thanks!
Westerns?
by AshMonday
Apr 18th, 2008
12:50:08 PM
The link is on the homepage at
by Darth John The Cockstrong Lad
Apr 18th, 2008
12:50:09 PM
wwtdd.com-- Click through for more rubber-nipple, batman/snake-eye goodness. For fuck's sake... someone please pull the cock out of Stephen Sommers; ass and send him back to film school...
You also need
by seagrass
Apr 18th, 2008
12:50:20 PM
some Edward G. Robinson films in there.
Haha
by AshMonday
Apr 18th, 2008
12:51:18 PM
I like westerns...not most, though. Sergio Leone and Sam Peckinpah...maybe a little John Ford.
Seen better GI JOES at Comic Con...
by Brians Life
Apr 18th, 2008
12:51:30 PM
...Van Helsing was fuckin' clown shoes and thus far I've seen no indication this movie will be any better than TRANSFORMERS.

Which, yes kids, DID SUCK! BUT...I still own it.

All this talk about PRISTINE COLLECTIONS!?!? What the fuck...dudes, I've got Night of the Comet, The Justice League TV movie...and a TON of crap in my collection. I've got Transformers too....but I've also got citizen kane, the Deer Hunter, Apocalypse Now, Seven Samurai.....SO YEAH.
Love those nerdy cosplay girls:
by Dingbatty
Apr 18th, 2008
12:52:02 PM
links says witchblade, but it's actually Baroness
http://samurainoirtoybox2.blog spot.com/2008/03/ cosplay-witchblade.html
Just ordered
by AshMonday
Apr 18th, 2008
12:52:11 PM
the criterion edition of F for Fake.
Ashmonday
by Samus Aran
Apr 18th, 2008
12:52:58 PM
I haven't seen all of the movies you listed, probably less than half of those. But the ones I have seen, I agree with you on, and I have a lot of those too. In any case, you seem to have pretty solid taste in movies too. There is nothing in your list that I can criticize, except maybe "300" althouth I am just splitting hairs at that point. And yeah, there are a ton of great animated movies I left out- certainly those Miyazaki movies and more belong there.
Yes, more Westerns
by seagrass
Apr 18th, 2008
12:53:14 PM
The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly is a fine film, but far from Eastwood's best work in that genre. I'd have to go with Unforgiven there.
Miyazaki
by AshMonday
Apr 18th, 2008
12:53:53 PM
should have directed G.I. Joe.
Question"
by Darth John The Cockstrong Lad
Apr 18th, 2008
12:53:59 PM
Why is it that Snake-eyes' mouth is exposed.... Answer: Scarlet's fully erect penis has to slide into somewhere!
Dude, I prefer Labyrinth to Transformers...
by Brians Life
Apr 18th, 2008
12:54:23 PM
...BIG TIME!! Transformers I will NEVER watch the whole way through again...NEVER! It will be fast forwarded to certain scenes.

On a similar note, tried to watch a DVD screener of CLOV