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X-FILES: I WANT TO BELIEVE has a new title that I want to like, but I'm not sure that I do...

yeesh by LUZER	Apr 16th, 2008 02:02:32 PM
i'll see it regardless, but pretty lame title
X-Files: I'm a Believer by blimblambloo	Apr 16th, 2008 02:02:42 PM
Without a trace of doubt in my mind.
Theres an X-Files 2? by Series7	Apr 16th, 2008 02:03:21 PM
What is this? 1998?
X-Files 2: by Jor-El23	Apr 16th, 2008 02:03:35 PM
Electric Bugaloo? X-Files 2: Assignment Miami Beach?
Harry reads CHUD! by Quin the Eskimo	Apr 16th, 2008 02:03:37 PM
Still like el grade rojo though.
first? by Lloyd Bonafide the Korean War Veteran	Apr 16th, 2008 02:03:53 PM

no, not really? by Lloyd Bonafide the Korean War Veteran	Apr 16th, 2008 02:04:06 PM

no, not really? by Lloyd Bonafide the Korean War Veteran	Apr 16th, 2008 02:04:10 PM

Better than X-Files: Meets the Phantom of the Park by John L Raiser	Apr 16th, 2008 02:04:27 PM

Yeah, not a great name by photoboy	Apr 16th, 2008 02:05:51 PM
Can you imaging gravelly voice over man announcing at the end of the trailer the film is called X-Files- I want to believe? He would sound like an utter twat. No wonder Chris Carter said 20th Century Fox weren't keen on the title...
X Files 2: The Wrath of Meh by Chadillac69	Apr 16th, 2008 02:06:31 PM
To be followed by X Files 3: The Journey Home
What was the other title? by supertoyslast	Apr 16th, 2008 02:07:17 PM
Chris Carter said that he was having an argument with the studio over the title. He wanted it to be one thing and the studio wanted it to be another. So what was the other title? And is this one Carter's choice or the studio's?
That title sounds needy.. by skimn	Apr 16th, 2008 02:07:52 PM
Like X-Files:Please Watch Our Movie
Actually, it's the line from the poster in Mulder's office by www.valiens.com	Apr 16th, 2008 02:07:54 PM
I can't believe I'm the only dork who remembers that.
X-Files: Believe Harder by SpencerTrilby	Apr 16th, 2008 02:08:09 PM
Seriously, isn't it like 5 years too late for a second movie? Are there any fans left? Judging by the poor guys creating multiple accounts and refreshing their IP to vote multiple times on the CS.net polls (and rank it third or fourth most awaited movie of 2008)... there are.
X Files: I Believe I Can Fly by blimblambloo	Apr 16th, 2008 02:08:28 PM
I think about it every night and day.
X-FILES 2: I want to break free by SpencerTrilby	Apr 16th, 2008 02:11:43 PM
I want to break freeeeee I want to break free from your lies You're so self satisfied I dont need you I've got to break freeeee God knows God knows I want to break freeeee!!!
X-Files 2: Scully, You Remind Me Of My Jeep by www.valiens.com	Apr 16th, 2008 02:12:17 PM

X-Files: I Believe That Children are our Future by blimblambloo	Apr 16th, 2008 02:12:17 PM
Teach them well and let them lead the way.
I Want To Believe... by HorrorFan81	Apr 16th, 2008 02:17:26 PM
...that this is cool news. But is it?
X Files 2: I Want to Terminate by manicart1	Apr 16th, 2008 02:18:44 PM

X Files 2: I want to (Electric Boogaloo) by manicart1	Apr 16th, 2008 02:19:23 PM

Actually - Harry reads CNN by HEADGEEK	Apr 16th, 2008 02:19:55 PM
and his email
XF2: I want a hamburger... by Shaw	Apr 16th, 2008 02:20:10 PM
no a cheeseburger, I want a hot dog, I want a milkshake YOU'LL GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT!!!
X Files 2: I Want Candy by manicart1	Apr 16th, 2008 02:20:11 PM

X Files 2: I want to Be Relieved by manicart1	Apr 16th, 2008 02:21:01 PM

AUSTIN POWERS 4: I WANT TO BELIEVE by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 16th, 2008 02:21:28 PM

Dogget doesn't believe by Rufferto	Apr 16th, 2008 02:22:03 PM
But that irrelevant. If Skinner isn't in it he definitely wont. But " I want to believe" can mean a lot of things. Not just the existence of alien life or the paranormal.
No, Seriously by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 16th, 2008 02:22:13 PM
This is almost as bad as "Punisher: Welcome Back Frank."
Indiana Jones 4: I Want to Believe by manicart1	Apr 16th, 2008 02:22:21 PM

The title song will be "I Believe" by the Buzzcocks by Bobo_Vision	Apr 16th, 2008 02:22:48 PM
There will be a James Bond type opening sequence with X-File girls covered in body paint floating around the screen while David Duchovny dances around to the song "I Believe" by the Buzzcocks.
X Files 2: I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE by manicart1	Apr 16th, 2008 02:23:32 PM

X-Files: I want to BeLIEve by Phillyflopper	Apr 16th, 2008 02:23:38 PM
I called it first fuckers!!!
X-Files: I Want to go Poopie by Phillyflopper	Apr 16th, 2008 02:24:44 PM

X Files 2: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!!!! by DarthMartel	Apr 16th, 2008 02:24:55 PM
it could work if they had Jack Nicholson cameo
X Files 2: I Wanna Be Sedated by manicart1	Apr 16th, 2008 02:26:38 PM

X Files 2 - If you don't believe by now, you never will by Yeti	Apr 16th, 2008 02:28:07 PM
Seriously.
X-Files: I Want to Believe I'll watch this shit, but we needed a by Phillyflopper	Apr 16th, 2008 02:29:52 PM
How's that?
X-Files: I Want to Believe I'll watch this shit, but we needed a by Phillyflopper	Apr 16th, 2008 02:30:03 PM
How's that?
What a dorky title. by Prof. Pop-Cult	Apr 16th, 2008 02:30:11 PM
At least 007's "Quantum of Solace" has a certain poetry to it. I've always got the vibe that Chris Carter is an airhead who got lucky when FOX hired him to develop The X-Files. (It was FOX network executives who had the idea for "law enforcement who investigate the paranormal" and Carter was hired to expand upon that.)
My title was cut off like John Bobbit's "Bobbit" by Phillyflopper	Apr 16th, 2008 02:31:30 PM
Here it goes: X-Files: I Want to Believe I'll watch this shit, but we needed a long and innovative title. But since "And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull" was used, I guess this will do!
X-Files 2 - If you don't believe by now, you never will by Yeti	Apr 16th, 2008 02:31:40 PM
Seriously.
Opps double post - how embarrasing... by Yeti	Apr 16th, 2008 02:32:17 PM

X-Files: I want to Believe that Batman isn't really Bruce Wayne! by Phillyflopper	Apr 16th, 2008 02:33:51 PM

X-Files: I Want To Believe... by Phillyflopper	Apr 16th, 2008 02:35:27 PM
That there was a better title, but somehow someone fucked the proverbial pooch!
X-Files 2 - I want MONEY by SpencerTrilby	Apr 16th, 2008 02:35:47 PM
that's what I want...
X-FILES : I WANT TO CASH IN by Gorgomel	Apr 16th, 2008 02:36:00 PM

What's wrong with Welcome Back, Frank? by SpiderHarshaw	Apr 16th, 2008 02:37:16 PM
That's my favorite Punisher story ever.
X-Files 2 - I want you to hit me... by SpencerTrilby	Apr 16th, 2008 02:37:18 PM
as hard as you can.
Lets see what Tim Capello has to say about this by gwarwilleatyou	Apr 16th, 2008 02:39:43 PM
I still believe! http://tinyurl.com/5kewfa
X-Files 2: The Hand Model and the Ginger by MJDeViant	Apr 16th, 2008 02:40:16 PM
"I want to believe" is seriously a terrible title. Fight the Future wasn't so hot either, wasn't that the first one's tag/title. Jesus. In all seriousness, it should be something related to the story and not some general statement. Cus right now it might as well be "X-Files 2: Fans 0"
Sorry big guy by Quin the Eskimo	Apr 16th, 2008 02:40:24 PM
hug?
Not Diggin Scully's longer hair. by knowthyself	Apr 16th, 2008 02:40:55 PM
Totally throws the fantasy out the window. Oh yeah...the title..meh.
Sounds like the title for a Lifetime movie. by Bungion Boy	Apr 16th, 2008 02:42:32 PM
The X Files: I Cried No
2 X 2 Files by Johnno	Apr 16th, 2008 02:42:41 PM
Opening theme song hip hop remix by Ludacris!
WFD by Sithdan	Apr 16th, 2008 02:42:44 PM
Wait for DVD
X-Files 3: I Want To Believe Too! by Phillyflopper	Apr 16th, 2008 02:45:40 PM
I tell you, Fox should add me to the payroll for these ideas.
X-Files: I Want A Girl With A Short Skirt by Preditor74	Apr 16th, 2008 02:47:26 PM
and a loooooong jacket!
X FILES 2: I WANNA BE SEDATED by ironic_name	Apr 16th, 2008 02:48:31 PM
WHY NOT X FILES: BELIEVE?
WHEN HARRY MET SALLY 2: I WANT WHAT SHES HAVING by ironic_name	Apr 16th, 2008 02:50:29 PM

X FILES 2 by Herb West	Apr 16th, 2008 02:50:35 PM
I Want to Believe in Harvey Dent. The best crossover ever!
TALKBACK FILES: I WANT TO BE FIRST by ironic_name	Apr 16th, 2008 02:51:34 PM

X-Files 2: For the Purpose of What? by sapno_krei	Apr 16th, 2008 02:51:57 PM
If I had a nickel for every time Mulder or Scully said this phrase...
I WANT TO SUCK DICK by la_sith	Apr 16th, 2008 02:53:03 PM

I WANNA BELIEVE THAT THEY HAVE A SATISFIYING CONCLUSION by ironic_name	Apr 16th, 2008 02:53:06 PM

I Want To Believe... by BiggusDickus	Apr 16th, 2008 02:53:17 PM
...that they put this tired old pony out to pasture long ago, but apparently not. Still, Gillian Anderson - you would, wouldn't you?
X FIles 2: I Will Believe a Man Can Fly by blimblambloo	Apr 16th, 2008 02:59:03 PM
Superman, there's your alien Mulder.
Ripley's X-Files: I Want to Believe It Or Not by blimblambloo	Apr 16th, 2008 03:00:58 PM
starring Dean Cain and the ghost of Jack Palance
X-FILES 2: I BELIEVE IN HARVEY DENT TOO by Kragmose	Apr 16th, 2008 03:01:14 PM

X Files: I want to fuck! by erichaislar	Apr 16th, 2008 03:04:14 PM
and so does buck.
X-Files: I Can't Beleive I Ate the Whole Thing by blimblambloo	Apr 16th, 2008 03:04:23 PM
keep watching the skis!
I heard that it was actually... by ccchhhrrriiisssm	Apr 16th, 2008 03:05:26 PM
X-FILES: ENIGMA No joke. Not very good -- but I think that it is better than this one. I'm not sure that I WANT TO BELIEVE would even grow on me!
First Line: by Kragmose	Apr 16th, 2008 03:05:37 PM
I'VE ABANDONED MY BOOOOOOYYYY
X-Files: I Don't Want to Mispell Believe by blimblambloo	Apr 16th, 2008 03:06:15 PM
With Charlie "I before E except after C" Brown
"X-Files...I...I...I, I...I...I..." by Uncapie	Apr 16th, 2008 03:08:05 PM
Reference to those who have seen "The Prisoner"series.
Spectacularly BAD title by Zandunga	Apr 16th, 2008 03:09:03 PM
Who thought this one up? I wonder if it's the idea Fox was forcing on Chris Carter, or Carter's idea. Either way, it stinks....they would have genuinely been better off with X-Files 2. Can they not tell the reaction is 99% negative?
X FILES:I WANT, I WANT, I WANT! WHY DON'T YOU TRY... by Kubla_Khan	Apr 16th, 2008 03:10:27 PM
..thiniking of someone else for a change? You're selfish, man. You've changed.
Wow, thread meltdown... {g} (+ actual message attached) by JasonPratt	Apr 16th, 2008 03:13:31 PM
The marketing department has been heavily trying to imply that this movie will have something to do with the mytharc and aliens--which we know from other sources is bogus--so this is the logical next step: use a title that invokes the Conspiracy Myth. Then have it refer to something maybe-important in the movie but which doesn't have anything to do with the oncoming invasion.
X-Files: What's In The Box? by stinkyfingerz	Apr 16th, 2008 03:14:49 PM
A bastard from a basket?
X Files 2: All I Want Is What You Want by JasonPratt	Apr 16th, 2008 03:16:28 PM
I'm always waiting... I'm always waiting... I'm always waiting (waiting)... (etc.) for a red letter day.
Ain't It Title News by slone13	Apr 16th, 2008 03:16:53 PM
Is every story on this site about the title (or re-title-ing) of a movie? Now that I think about it, what with all the schmucks doing their "title spamming" routine, I bet Ain't It Cool is getting more hits than they've ever had. Well played, Harry, well played.
X Files 2 - PLEASE Believe Me! by Frodo T. Baggins	Apr 16th, 2008 03:17:39 PM
& Yes Duh. "I Want To Beleive" is the poster in his office. How do I know this? A, I watched the show. And B, it was on the movie trivia game I play at the bar I slippery fisted at.
X-Files: Don't Stop... Belieeevin!!! by turketron	Apr 16th, 2008 03:18:09 PM
As soon as the title comes up... cut to black screen for 10 seconds... and then roll credits.
X Files : Believe It Or Not by Stunt Vocalist 709	Apr 16th, 2008 03:18:31 PM
... I'm walkin' on air - I never thought I could feel so free-ee-ee! Flying away on a wing and a prayer - who could it be? Believe it or not, it's just me...
X Files: I want what I want and no one can stop me... by hakai	Apr 16th, 2008 03:19:36 PM

gotham by samsquanch	Apr 16th, 2008 03:21:23 PM
your post title made orange juice come out my nose.
CNN by OGbigMoneyMIKE	Apr 16th, 2008 03:22:03 PM
Great Harry, Your about THREE fucking hours late to this party & youve been scooped by CNN and other sites as of late. Fucking lazy...
X-Files 2: Do You Believe In Life After Love by zooch	Apr 16th, 2008 03:22:22 PM

X-Files: I yam what I yam by sevadro	Apr 16th, 2008 03:23:13 PM
Eh kekekekekekeke
X-Files: I Want To Believe It's All A Dream by Phillyflopper	Apr 16th, 2008 03:27:13 PM
Poop
Hey, it's mr. Off-topic! by Kragmose	Apr 16th, 2008 03:27:37 PM
Nice new Iron Man avatar in the top left corner. Now, I could write a lame joke like "I THOUGHT HARRY WAS GOING TO EXCERCISE, NOT BUY A HI-TECH ARMOR SUIT TO DO EVERYTHING FOR HIM LOLOL", but I'm not going to.
X-Files 2: Change We Can Believe In by zooch	Apr 16th, 2008 03:27:42 PM
the rise of Obama
X-Files: Scully Wants CELTMONKEY by CeltMonkey	Apr 16th, 2008 03:29:09 PM
No - seriously. Since this is a standalone story and not an alien conspiracy yarn, I assume the subtitle has some sort of relevance to the plot beyond referencing Mulder's poster (didn't Doggett grab it from the X-Files office in the final episode?). I don't care - I will be there opening day, however lame sounding a title they decide to slap on it. With any luck, there will be another movie for 2010, then one final flick for 2012, the year when "Colonization" is supposed to happen. And a Scully love doll so that I can have a date opening night. . . just kidding, Erin! heh, heh
rofl sevadro by Kragmose	Apr 16th, 2008 03:29:25 PM
That post had me blowing coffee out my nose. Good game man, good game.
X Files 2: I Want to be a Hilton by Meglos	Apr 16th, 2008 03:32:19 PM

Stop the X-File 2: I Want to Get Off by Meglos	Apr 16th, 2008 03:33:24 PM
I got a million of 'em. Actually, I only have two...
FILES Movie by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 16th, 2008 03:34:39 PM
Spoofing the sci fi genre. Starring Carmen Electra!
STAR TREK: Live Long and Prosper by Demode	Apr 16th, 2008 03:35:45 PM
I hope that is not the title of the film. That totally sucks. Thats like calling the next Trek film STAR TREK: Live Long and Prosper.
X FILES 2: BEAM ME UP SCOTTY by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 16th, 2008 03:37:31 PM
And start the colonization!!!
X Files 2: I Want Candy by Gozu	Apr 16th, 2008 03:38:05 PM

X-FILES: BELIEVE by palewook	Apr 16th, 2008 03:38:37 PM
sounds better than "X-FILES: I WANT TO BELIEVE" anything with "I Want to" in the title sounds like a train wreck..
X Files 2: Me Want Cookie by blimblambloo	Apr 16th, 2008 03:39:52 PM
It's good enough for me.
Friggin' hell... by spiral115	Apr 16th, 2008 03:41:26 PM
...sounds like me when I first learned there was no Santa or Jesus or God. Now I don't want to believe and the title just blows. I hope the movie is decent. I watched every episode of the series and te movie too.
I Want to Believe in this title by oisin5199	Apr 16th, 2008 03:44:21 PM
But I don't. I wonder if this is the title that Carter fought for, or he lost the fight to Fox's marketing. 'Fight the Future' was a crappy title as well. I actually wouldn't mind "X-Files: Enigma." I like the one word titles. Kinda like a lot of the episodes. 'Enigma' doesn't really do it, but a lot of the episode titles had Latin words or simple ones like 'Home' that were very relevant to the story being told. Whereas 'I Want to Believe' is generic, kinda meaningless except for it being a shout out to the show. And it sounds like a marketing guy wrote it, not a screen writer. I wonder if they'll ever do a movie titled, "The X-Files: The Truth is Out There." That's even more on the nose. On another note, there are really nice interviews with Duchovny and Anderson over at IGN, where they hint that maybe a third film will return to the mythology. But otherwise some good insights into how the two actors approach the movie without giving anything away.
X Files 2: I Want to Pee on your toothbrush by manicart1	Apr 16th, 2008 03:50:02 PM

X Files 2: I want to believe that the last 3 or so seasons of X by manicart1	Apr 16th, 2008 03:51:08 PM

X-Files 2: You're Unbelievable by blimblambloo	Apr 16th, 2008 03:52:44 PM
Your purple prose just gives you away
2X-Files 2Furious by Darth WickedChicken	Apr 16th, 2008 03:52:44 PM

X Files 2 The Streets by blimblambloo	Apr 16th, 2008 03:54:59 PM
It's not what planet you're from, it's where you're at
I suppose it... by Kirbymanly	Apr 16th, 2008 03:55:02 PM
...kinda fits. "Fight The Future" was a pretty crappy title as well. Still looking forward to it though.
X Files 2: Doggonnit Doggett! by Gatsbys West Egg Omlet	Apr 16th, 2008 03:56:06 PM
there you go.
X Files 2: Do you believe? by Gatsbys West Egg Omlet	Apr 16th, 2008 03:57:16 PM
in life after love?
XF2: X-Files United by Shaw	Apr 16th, 2008 04:00:23 PM

X-Files article by buffywrestling	Apr 16th, 2008 04:01:16 PM
by Ryan Rotten at shocktillyoudrop dot com: http://tinyurl.com/3z7ry8 Some interesting things that Chris Carter has to say about the film (Stand-a-lone, throwback to S1-3 eps?)plus some tiny wicked hints too (wolfie pic really REAL?). Anyway, I was working on a film with Todd Masters just before he and his crew from Masters F/X went to work on this film and that gets me excited for the practical effects - this title certainly does not. Quint - when are you going to do your set visit?
X-Files 2: You Butterbelieve It by Gungan Slayer	Apr 16th, 2008 04:05:39 PM

AvP:RXF2 by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 16th, 2008 04:09:31 PM

X-Files 2: Attack of the Alien/Human Hybrids by hank henshaw	Apr 16th, 2008 04:14:12 PM
"I want to Believe" I'm willing to bet this LAME, LAAaaaaME title was Chris Carter's idea. I want to know what the studio's proposal was. Man, Chris Carter disappoints yet again.
X FILES 2: SHE'S A MANIAC by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 16th, 2008 04:16:32 PM
Scully's a maniac, maaaaaaniac...
Not only was it on Mulder's poster, but... by DarthCorleone	Apr 16th, 2008 04:17:47 PM
...Mulder also clearly speaks the words in the movie, per the trailer. Therefore, it must have some sort of new meaning. In that respect, I'll give it a chance to become a good title, but - at the moment - yeah, it is not good.
X-Files III: Trust No One by hank henshaw	Apr 16th, 2008 04:19:25 PM
Is it too late for them to change "I want to believe" to some other title? Like, any other title...
Call me crazy... by mr.brownstone	Apr 16th, 2008 04:24:29 PM
but I think they should have just called it X-FILES.
Blows like your mom by mattgood	Apr 16th, 2008 04:29:16 PM
This is what happens when you ask George Lucas for suggestions
mr.brownstone by hank henshaw	Apr 16th, 2008 04:33:07 PM
the first movie was called "The X-Files" (the Fight the Future thing was a tag line that became an unofficial title, apparently)... but then again, the people from "The Fast and the Furious" are releasing a sequel named "Fast and the Furious", so why not?
THE X FILES 2 & FAST 4 FURIOUS: BEST OF BOTH WORLDS by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 16th, 2008 04:41:58 PM

X Files 2 - Cloverfield by Queerbait	Apr 16th, 2008 04:44:53 PM
Scully!!! How do u work this camcorder?!
X Files 2 Voltron by Queerbait	Apr 16th, 2008 04:45:56 PM
Scully & Mulder team up with the Defender of The Universe!
Nosferatu Jones by slone13	Apr 16th, 2008 04:49:39 PM
Like everything else in life, the title spamming will die. It is inevitable, and simply a matter of time. It is you, sir, that I suggest just accept it. The fact that you are so easily amused gives me hope that you will have no trouble finding an equally asinine hobby once the the title spamming has gone the way of the dodo. Good day.
X Files 2 Lobot Strikes Back by Queerbait	Apr 16th, 2008 04:50:47 PM
"Scully, I got this guy up in Cloud City says he's being treated unfairly by his boss. Gonna check it out. Also said there's a wookie with no pants walking around in public."
hope i dont get in trouble for posting this video by dj_molecular	Apr 16th, 2008 04:51:54 PM
this is the REAL trailer filmed in a theater in Sweden...you can even see the audience at the bottom when the screen flashes bright (2 times). http://tinyurl.com/6ncyj3
HANNAH MONTANA & VIN DIESEL: BEST OF BOTH WORLDS by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 16th, 2008 04:56:37 PM
Not.
X Files 2 The Grave by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 16th, 2008 04:59:08 PM
Mulder & Scully fight an Alien Jet Li who just wants love.
X-Files 2: TERRIBLE TITLE SUGGESTED BY STUDIO SUIT by Ray Gamma	Apr 16th, 2008 05:12:29 PM
for the sake of fuck.
I can actually sense Duchovny cringing from here... by Ray Gamma	Apr 16th, 2008 05:14:07 PM
And I'm all the way over here in the UK.
X-Files 2: Tokyo Drift by Ray Gamma	Apr 16th, 2008 05:15:15 PM
I want to cringe faster. Fastrious.
Ugh by mvckalel	Apr 16th, 2008 05:16:35 PM
Terrible title for what we hope an excellent movie...
X-files 2: Believer by theonecalledshoe	Apr 16th, 2008 05:17:38 PM
ozzy's doing the soundtrack here. The character deep throat is back!
X-Files 2: Who Gives A Flying Fuck... by poeticwarriorII	Apr 16th, 2008 05:19:50 PM
A 10 year old TV show makes a movie nearly a decade too late and we're supposed to care? How many weeks is it gonna take to break 10 milliion for this fucker? Move over Catwoman!
Isnt that the name of that Cher song? by blindambition238	Apr 16th, 2008 05:21:53 PM

X FILES 2: DIRTY DANCING by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 16th, 2008 05:21:54 PM
Mulder must teach a constipated Scully how to step up 2 the streetz to win the T-1000's steely heart.
X FILES 2: I TOUCH MYSELF. by alice 13	Apr 16th, 2008 05:23:34 PM

X FILES 2: HAVANA NIGHTS by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 16th, 2008 05:25:42 PM
Mulder & Scully must face the mystical power of Diego Luna while trying to take over Cuba, and stumble upon Fidel Castro's Lazarus Pit.
X FILES: I Want To Change that Shitty Title. by Kid Idioteque	Apr 16th, 2008 05:37:48 PM
Terrible, almost as bad as the teaser poster. But I'm still gonna see it.
X-Files 2: Electric Boogaloo by gridracer	Apr 16th, 2008 05:41:31 PM
So this movie is not an alien story but it's titled 'I want to believe'?
X-Files 2: I want to take you... by SpencerTrilby	Apr 16th, 2008 05:42:34 PM
for a riiiide... (cue to Marvel VS Capcom 2 theme "song").
If they had message boards back in the day..... by Queerbait	Apr 16th, 2008 05:44:44 PM
Would the fans of bashed the sequels to Planet of the Apes? I wonder.
ENOUGH by krycek08	Apr 16th, 2008 05:45:19 PM
please stop spamming titles you unfunny faggots
So Harry is this the 'studio' title or the one Chris Carter by half vader	Apr 16th, 2008 05:47:22 PM
wanted but wasn't sure he'd get. As for who are they talking about?: "It's a story that involves the difficulties in mediating faith and science. `I Want to Believe.' It really does suggest Mulder's struggle with his faith" says Carter. What exactly don't you understand, Harry? Or maybe you didn't see that. Poetic, it's obviously not for you "I'm __ years old! WHY should I have to know/care about that?" preschoolers. The audience is out there. One of these days you'll actually say something worth listening to on the TBs. Or maybe not. Go back to calling things names.
Saves marketing costs, the poster is already made. by Flim Springfield	Apr 16th, 2008 05:48:03 PM

X FILES 2 & BRATZ: BEST OF BOTH WORLDS by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 16th, 2008 05:51:03 PM
From acclaimed cult director McG.
X-FIles 2: Angry Anal by Mr_X	Apr 16th, 2008 06:04:13 PM
now thats a movie i want to believe in.
X-files 2: Electric Boogaloo by Mr_X	Apr 16th, 2008 06:05:00 PM
you know it makes sense
X Files 2: ELECTRIC BUGALOO by uss cygnus	Apr 16th, 2008 06:05:04 PM

go McPoops, go! by finky089	Apr 16th, 2008 06:05:31 PM
after last week's TBs, I have faith in you
X Files 2: I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch! by uss cygnus	Apr 16th, 2008 06:05:34 PM

X Files 2: Now THIS is PODRACING! by uss cygnus	Apr 16th, 2008 06:05:57 PM

gotham night wants a new duck by finky089	Apr 16th, 2008 06:07:00 PM
you closet Al fan, you
For fuck's sake harry... by s00p3rm4n	Apr 16th, 2008 06:10:02 PM
Read the article. Chris Carter said it's about Mulder trying to reconcile his own personal faith. And the story apparently is about the battle of faith and science, which is the main crux of the show to begin with. I think it's a natural fit and a great callback to the series, but whatever, go wank about Hellboy some more.
X Files 2: Don't Be A Menace To the FBI While Drinking... by finky089	Apr 16th, 2008 06:11:20 PM
Your Oily Black Goo
X-Files 2: Kinda Like It by house_of_myrmidon	Apr 16th, 2008 06:12:56 PM
never really watched x-Files, but when i did i loved that poster he had in his office - the one with crap U.F.O and 'I Want To Believe' strap (i'm teaching grandmothers to suck eggs here, forgive me). I was young at the time and not paying attention, but the simplicity of the sentence and the earnest and intrepid nature of the guy in front of the poster really hit me. Simple and universal i think...so i like the title. I need to believe
no McPoops by finky089	Apr 16th, 2008 06:16:00 PM
I enjoy the TB title games
I'm with Harry by Cobbio	Apr 16th, 2008 06:16:31 PM
I agree, workout monster Harry. The title "X-Files: I Want To Believe" sounds hokey as hell. It smacks of a syrupy inner city children's drama about a girl who has talent but not enough money to make it happen, but then a nice white teacher/playwrite/benefactor steps in and allows her to believe. How about "X-Files: The Truth is Out There"? Something like that? Because everyone I know who gives a shit about the X-Files already believes.
there were some seriously good titles in TBs last week by finky089	Apr 16th, 2008 06:17:16 PM
Cars and Fast and Furious. I usually leave the titles to you "experts" tho.
X Files 2: Nature Trail To Hell by finky089	Apr 16th, 2008 06:18:03 PM
IN 3-D! That one's for gotham night
What a shit title by kwisatzhaderach	Apr 16th, 2008 06:36:15 PM
Sounds like a straight to DVD title. Consider me unimpressed. Not too late to change it Mr Carter!
X Files 2: The Madness of Title Spamming by Puddleglum	Apr 16th, 2008 06:39:00 PM
hardy har, gotham_night and Mr. McPoops. I wish I could join in the fun with you gentlemen again, like last week, but alas I must leave for the day.
X Files: You Can't Tune A Piano, But You Can Tunafish by uss cygnus	Apr 16th, 2008 06:39:15 PM

X Files 2: What about Scarecrow's Brain? by uss cygnus	Apr 16th, 2008 06:39:56 PM

X Files 2: The Smoking Man Strikes Back by Puddleglum	Apr 16th, 2008 06:40:29 PM
okay, just one for the raod
keep your chin up, Mr. McPoops by Puddleglum	Apr 16th, 2008 06:41:23 PM
you're doing the work of the holy here
X Files 2: Where the FUCK is Ringo? by uss cygnus	Apr 16th, 2008 06:42:41 PM

X Files 2: Where the FUCK is Ringo? by uss cygnus	Apr 16th, 2008 06:42:41 PM

X Files 2: The Hunt For RedHeaded Scully by finky089	Apr 16th, 2008 06:47:36 PM
huh, what WAS Scully's last name??? Check out the awesomeness that was the Cars 2 TB with a shitload of good titles. Now THAT'S a good one. http://www.aintitcool.com/node /36329 (remove the spaces)
X Files II : I Want To See Titties by TheCap	Apr 16th, 2008 06:49:40 PM
Well ? I do. That is all. (Well, not ALL ... more than titties wouldn't be so bad, really.)
X Files 2: The Titties Are Out There by finky089	Apr 16th, 2008 06:50:59 PM

X Files 2: Firecrotch in the Sky by finky089	Apr 16th, 2008 06:52:11 PM
too far?
X-FILES: I WANT TO BELIEVE SOMEONE STILL by vaudeville villain	Apr 16th, 2008 06:53:18 PM
gives a shit about this property.
lol - agreed Mcpoops by finky089	Apr 16th, 2008 06:53:24 PM
b/c if you've ever been in a Miata, you know being surrounded by 1,000 of them would truly be terror (what a shitty little car)
X Files 2: Main Characters are Boring by Underoos Hero	Apr 16th, 2008 06:55:28 PM
Please face it David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson are two of the most boring people on the fucking planet. To prove my point...NAME ONE GODDAMN MOVIE OUSTIDE OF X FILES THAT PEOPLE PACKED THE HOUSE TO SEE....You fucking know it!
X Files 2: We Get Some Sleep by Underoos Hero	Apr 16th, 2008 06:56:57 PM

X Files 2: Search for an Oversized Vinyl Collectible Vader by finky089	Apr 16th, 2008 06:57:13 PM
yay, for AICN banner ad nonsense
X Files 2: Search for a 12-inch Indy Ark Raider by finky089	Apr 16th, 2008 06:57:52 PM
yowza!
X Files 2: Just As Boring As X Files 1 & The TV Shows by Underoos Hero	Apr 16th, 2008 06:58:02 PM

X-FILES 2: THE FILE AFTER X by vaudeville villain	Apr 16th, 2008 06:58:26 PM
co-starring Ice Cube as the Lizard King.
X Files 2: Believe Free or Probe Hard by MEMEOVORE	Apr 16th, 2008 06:58:43 PM
too little too late?
X Files 2: The Chamber of Scully by finky089	Apr 16th, 2008 06:59:05 PM

X Files 2: The Search for More Money by pokadoo	Apr 16th, 2008 06:59:16 PM
May the Schwartz be with you!
X Files 2: Won't Be A Good Movie by Underoos Hero	Apr 16th, 2008 06:59:21 PM

X Files 2: Please Give Me My Money Back by Underoos Hero	Apr 16th, 2008 07:00:09 PM

X Files 2: Rise of the Secret Service by finky089	Apr 16th, 2008 07:00:27 PM
watch out Mulder & Scully!
X Files 2: Get Scullier! by finky089	Apr 16th, 2008 07:01:12 PM

X Files 2: Why? by Underoos Hero	Apr 16th, 2008 07:01:15 PM

X-FILES 2: I WANT NOT TO BE 10+ YEARS TOO LATE by LaserPants	Apr 16th, 2008 07:01:16 PM
Its all a UFO Conspiracy! BADOIOIOIOIOING!!!
X Files 2: I Shoulda Had A V-8 by Underoos Hero	Apr 16th, 2008 07:02:10 PM

X Files 2: Roswellvoir Dogs by finky089	Apr 16th, 2008 07:02:37 PM

X Files 2: Viva La Evolucion! by finky089	Apr 16th, 2008 07:03:13 PM
thank you BUsted Tees
X Files 2: Waiste of Time Space Continuum by Underoos Hero	Apr 16th, 2008 07:03:47 PM

X Files 2 Live Crew by finky089	Apr 16th, 2008 07:03:54 PM
Banned In The USA
X Files 2: Get The Power Of BC In A Powder by Underoos Hero	Apr 16th, 2008 07:05:08 PM

X Files 2: Would You Rather Watch Cars 2? by finky089	Apr 16th, 2008 07:05:24 PM

X Files 2: David Duchovny is Limp by Underoos Hero	Apr 16th, 2008 07:06:16 PM

The Popcorn You're Eating Has Just Been Pissed In by finky089	Apr 16th, 2008 07:06:25 PM
Film at 11! (Kentucky Fried Movie - gotta love it)
X Files 2: Catholic High School Scully In Trouble by finky089	Apr 16th, 2008 07:06:55 PM

X Files 2: Sucks by Underoos Hero	Apr 16th, 2008 07:06:59 PM

X Files 2: A Fist Full of Scully by finky089	Apr 16th, 2008 07:07:33 PM

X Files 2: I'm Losing My Scully by Underoos Hero	Apr 16th, 2008 07:07:44 PM

"Take her to Detroit!" by finky089	Apr 16th, 2008 07:07:54 PM

X Files 2: Gangster Aliens Wear Scullys by Underoos Hero	Apr 16th, 2008 07:08:37 PM

X Files 2: Nerds in Paradise by finky089	Apr 16th, 2008 07:08:43 PM
Vote "no" on 15.
X Files 2: Mulder Loses His Scully by Underoos Hero	Apr 16th, 2008 07:09:16 PM

X Files 2: Title Spamming Never Ends by finky089	Apr 16th, 2008 07:09:33 PM

X Files 2: Fuck This Movie by Underoos Hero	Apr 16th, 2008 07:09:51 PM

X Files 2: Scully Gone Wild by finky089	Apr 16th, 2008 07:10:13 PM

X Files 2: Even The Dark Knight Was Better by Underoos Hero	Apr 16th, 2008 07:10:28 PM

X Files 2: Bad Scully Begs For It by finky089	Apr 16th, 2008 07:10:47 PM

X Files 2: We're Not Ang Lee's Hulk by finky089	Apr 16th, 2008 07:11:15 PM

X Files 2: B/c It's far too long until Watchmen comes out by finky089	Apr 16th, 2008 07:12:10 PM

X Files 2: Kingdom of the Crystal Scully by finky089	Apr 16th, 2008 07:12:44 PM

X FIles 2: I Want More Money by tough_times	Apr 16th, 2008 07:15:33 PM

X files 2: Bring in Shia by disfigurehead	Apr 16th, 2008 07:15:56 PM

XF2: Wish We Hadn't Left the Show by tough_times	Apr 16th, 2008 07:16:18 PM

XF2: Aliener by tough_times	Apr 16th, 2008 07:16:46 PM

XF2: Evolution, David? Really? by tough_times	Apr 16th, 2008 07:17:59 PM
Actually I kinda liked that film. Though it had its flaws
X Files 2: Kloipy's Baby by Kloipy	Apr 16th, 2008 07:18:33 PM
it's alive!
X Files 2: New Battlestar Is The Suck, Old BS ... by Underoos Hero	Apr 16th, 2008 07:19:08 PM
..Is Still The Shit!!
X Files 2: New Cylons Suck by Underoos Hero	Apr 16th, 2008 07:20:15 PM

X Files 2: New Battlestar Raped My Childhood by Underoos Hero	Apr 16th, 2008 07:20:42 PM

X Files 2: The Day The Earth Stood Still by Underoos Hero	Apr 16th, 2008 07:22:31 PM

X Files 2: I'd Rather Be Outside by Underoos Hero	Apr 16th, 2008 07:23:52 PM

X Files 2: Plan 9 From Outer Space Was Better by Underoos Hero	Apr 16th, 2008 07:24:49 PM

Reviews by Zoltan_Abbassid	Apr 16th, 2008 07:30:36 PM
It's like Carter wanted to make a title that snarky film reviewers could incorporate into their negative reviews. A good title for this would have been more descriptive and maybe a little mysterious. There is nothing descriptive about "I want to believe." There is nothing about that that makes you want to see the movie. If they were going to go generic like that, they could have done something like X Files: The Wanton Moment, or X Files: The Broken Mind, or X Files: Emergence. Especially surprising that they chose something like this when they had such awesome titles for their episodes.
X Files 2: Wall*E by Underoos Hero	Apr 16th, 2008 07:35:14 PM

X Files 2: Wall*E In Search Of Uncle Number 5 by Underoos Hero	Apr 16th, 2008 07:36:04 PM

X Files 2: I Want to Believe and Yet I Am Still Skeptical by Kloipy	Apr 16th, 2008 07:36:23 PM

X Files 2: Standard With Vista by Underoos Hero	Apr 16th, 2008 07:36:40 PM

X Files 2: Requires DIVX Codec by Underoos Hero	Apr 16th, 2008 07:38:22 PM

X Files 2: Windows is Shutting Down by Underoos Hero	Apr 16th, 2008 07:39:25 PM

XFILES 2: "THERE WILL BE BLOOD" SHOULDA WON BEST PICTURE by LaserPants	Apr 16th, 2008 07:39:34 PM
IT SHOULD HAVE!!! I BLAME THE UFO CONSPIRACY!!!
X Files 2: I see You Gigglin' by Underoos Hero	Apr 16th, 2008 07:40:08 PM

X Files 2: Aliens In L.A. by Underoos Hero	Apr 16th, 2008 07:43:58 PM

X Files 2: We Picked Up Some Aliens at HomeDepot by Underoos Hero	Apr 16th, 2008 07:44:43 PM

X Files 2: Aliens Cut My Yard by Underoos Hero	Apr 16th, 2008 07:45:19 PM

X Files 2: Aliens Keep Down Costs Of Home Building by Underoos Hero	Apr 16th, 2008 07:46:32 PM

I WANT TO BELIEVE ... by BetaSword	Apr 16th, 2008 07:48:21 PM
That this movie will not end it like: "Everything that happened to now is totally pointless, since we'll all get beaten by an alien-invasion" I mean, what sick shithead wrote this dumb ending of X-Files:TheMovie? Well, normally, I'm trying to be polite, but having watched X-Files for years, getting such an Ending in the first Movie, made me think, that they(not me) totally wasted quite a bit of my lifespan. As it goes for the second Movie, I'm actually hoping to see the Ending on youtube, before I'll even consider paying for that, 'cause i want an Ending, that satisfies me, like having them make countermeasures that work, to actually defend the earth, before or after the public notices the invasion.
X Files 2: Aliens Join MS 13 and the La Mara 18 by Underoos Hero	Apr 16th, 2008 07:48:52 PM

Is this the title Christ Carter wanted... by DanielKurland	Apr 16th, 2008 07:48:58 PM
or the one that FOX wanted them to use. It seems like the one Carter would want. I think it's a great title. It gets back to the basics of the show, which seems to be what this movie is all about.
X Files 2: Alien Brings Me Chips And Salsa by Underoos Hero	Apr 16th, 2008 07:50:42 PM

X Files 2: ICE Busted 238 Aliens at Chicken Plants by Underoos Hero	Apr 16th, 2008 07:51:59 PM

XFILES 2: ATTN ALL DESPERATE SINGLE AGING-GEN-X FEMALES! by LaserPants	Apr 16th, 2008 07:52:04 PM
Mulder's back! Your perfect obtainable hunky nerd you wanted to marry but never will is back! Time to curl up with a box of chocolates and lose yourself in his self-satisfied smirk. Don't cry, you'll find love. Or, you know, whatever passes for it. Eventually you'll just grab whatever slab of meet that can hold a job is left and deal. How romantic! Settling. The nesting instinct. Slow suicide.... ITS A UFO CONSPIRACY!!! WOOOOT!!!
X Files 2: Alien Stole My Identity by Underoos Hero	Apr 16th, 2008 07:52:51 PM

X Files 2: Alien Claims To Be My Dead Grandad by Underoos Hero	Apr 16th, 2008 07:54:21 PM
...Then gets in trouble all over town and we have to figure it out.
XFILES 2: LOST Is Actually Even Dumber & More Fatuous by LaserPants	Apr 16th, 2008 07:59:21 PM
Its the old "shaggy dog" trick. A really, really long winded, but ultimately empty and over-self-important shaggy dog trick. It shoulda been a 6 episode miniseries, tops. Its also profoundly silly and inane.
X Files 2: I can't belive it's not butter! by FormerEnglandPropJasonLeonard	Apr 16th, 2008 08:01:05 PM
Milking the cash cow for that rich creamy taste !
XFILES2: WHO THE HELL ELSE IS GONNA HIRE DUCHOVNY? by LaserPants	Apr 16th, 2008 08:01:41 PM
MULDER GOTTA EAT!!!
X Files 2: In Rainbows by the podosphere	Apr 16th, 2008 08:06:09 PM
Mulder waxes rhapsodic on the virtues of consuming porn to to the music of Radiohead. Scully, of course, hides her slight intrigue with overt disgust.
X Files 2: The Truth Avatar by the podosphere	Apr 16th, 2008 08:09:28 PM
Just to piss off Cameron.
X Files 2: I Want to Run, I Want to Hide, I Want to Tear Down Th by blimblambloo	Apr 16th, 2008 08:21:57 PM
that hold me inside
X Files 2: I Want My MTV! by blimblambloo	Apr 16th, 2008 08:22:55 PM

THE SEX FILES: I WANT TO CONCEIVE by ScoobySnack	Apr 16th, 2008 08:30:30 PM
So there.
XFILES2: TERMINATOR 4: AUSTIN POWERS 5: by LaserPants	Apr 16th, 2008 08:50:53 PM
THE TRUTH CHAHHPAH DOO EED GROOVY BABY YEAH
Thank God for this movie! by Herb West	Apr 16th, 2008 09:02:03 PM
I've never had a chance to see alternate title spam in an AICN talkback before. Sweeet.
X-FILES 2: I BELIEVE IN...MIRACLES!!!!! by MrMysteryGuest	Apr 16th, 2008 09:08:22 PM

X-FILES 2: THE CHIMP FILES by jackofhearts29	Apr 16th, 2008 09:08:24 PM
Someone had to say it... And you don't wanna know what that chimp does with the files...
SOUNDS LIKE A SELF-HELP BOOK! by odysseus	Apr 16th, 2008 09:18:50 PM
Weak, weak, weak.
Fuck it. by Herb West	Apr 16th, 2008 09:21:12 PM
I'll make it an even 400.
X-Files 2: Electric Boogaloo by jawsfan	Apr 16th, 2008 09:27:15 PM

X-FILES: YOU WILL BELIEVE A MAN CAN FILE by Acne Scarface	Apr 16th, 2008 09:27:37 PM

It's been long enough ... by MattHooper	Apr 16th, 2008 09:35:43 PM
They could just call the damn thing "The X-Files" and get away with that.
The title like the film has religous overtones by DARTH VOODOO	Apr 16th, 2008 09:50:47 PM
According to Chris Carter "it's a story that involves difficulties in mediating faith and science" "I want to believe really does suggest Mulder's struggle with his faith"
X-Files 2: The Duece is Loose by Stereotypical Evil Archer	Apr 16th, 2008 09:52:23 PM

X-Files 2: Malcolm X In The Middle by REDD	Apr 16th, 2008 10:00:33 PM

X-Files 2: Believe I May, Believe I Might,... by Fred	Apr 16th, 2008 10:00:45 PM
...Believe The Belief I Believe Tonight
Who gives a fuck? Really. Harry I know by GQtaste	Apr 16th, 2008 10:11:31 PM
you're a movie person but do you honestly have to go over every little minute detail?
Love the title... by Rindain	Apr 16th, 2008 10:17:15 PM
Simple and sums up the series very well.
Welcome Back Frank would have been a badass title by Guy Who Got A Headache And Accidentally Saves The World	Apr 16th, 2008 10:21:49 PM
For Punisher 2, but since Jane isn't doing it who cares
Knowing FOX... by FarSky	Apr 16th, 2008 10:58:48 PM
They probably wanted the title to be "XF2." Chodes.
Title Sucks...Unfortunate - X-Files still rocks though!! by pixel41	Apr 16th, 2008 11:16:15 PM

Fight the Future by yesiamaplant	Apr 16th, 2008 11:34:10 PM
wasn't much better, imo, and no one even really remembers that was part of the title anymore. Big deal.
HANNAH MONTANA & X FILES 2: BEST OF BOTH WORLDS by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 16th, 2008 11:51:35 PM
Make it happen.
X FILES 2: NEVAH! by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 16th, 2008 11:52:45 PM
Now with 100% more Michael Caine.
X FILES 2: RELOADED by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 16th, 2008 11:54:03 PM
Ergo, as if, what the fuck am I talking about.
HANNAH MONTANA & ALEX KRYCEK: BEST OF BOTH WORLDS by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 16th, 2008 11:55:56 PM

X FILES 2 FAST 2 FURIOUS RISING by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 16th, 2008 11:57:30 PM
Michelle Rodriguez loses all her Y chromosomes in this one.
X FILES 2: OR HOW I LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING AND LOVE SHITTY TIT by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 16th, 2008 11:59:21 PM

SHITTY TITLES, TITLES!! by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 17th, 2008 12:00:25 AM

X FILES 2: WRATH OF KHAAAAAAAAAAN!! by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 17th, 2008 12:01:30 AM

X FILES 2: SUPERMAN COMES AGAIN by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 17th, 2008 12:03:02 AM

HANNAH MONTANA & CHRIS CARTER: BEST OF BOTH WORLDS by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 17th, 2008 12:05:41 AM
The Truth Is Out There, Hannah.
X FILES 2: FILE HARDER by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 17th, 2008 12:07:50 AM
Pass me the stapler, Scully.
QUENTIN TARANTINO PRESENTS FRANK MILLER'S X FILES 2 by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 17th, 2008 12:09:20 AM

X FILES 2: THE BREAKFAST CLUB by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 17th, 2008 12:11:10 AM
Don't you forget about me, don't, don't, don't, don't!
X FILES 2: X FILES UNITED by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 17th, 2008 12:13:05 AM

X FILES 2 : I WANT TO JOIN by Motoko Kusanagi	Apr 17th, 2008 12:13:37 AM
...the nth fake title talkback
XF2: HBII by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 17th, 2008 12:14:25 AM
Because Hellboy has to appeal to the teen demographic, too!
HANNAH MONTANA & HARRY KNOWLES: BEST OF BOTH WORLDS by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 17th, 2008 12:16:45 AM
Whoops, I forgot to include an X-Files reference.
X FILES 2: WITHOUT THE "THE" SO AUDIENCES WON'T BE CONFUSED by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 17th, 2008 12:18:13 AM
This time.
X-FILES 2: MO' FILES MO' PROBLEMS by BringingSexyBack	Apr 17th, 2008 12:18:42 AM
Big up to da aliens.
X FILES 2: GET RETARDED by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 17th, 2008 12:20:40 AM
Watch as a couple (Mulder & Scully) try to have wild skimo sex in the snow until u just don't kare!11
xXx FILES 2: STATE OF THE UNION by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 17th, 2008 12:24:57 AM
Scully falls for a gorked black man called Ice Cube while Mulder is seduced by ex-green ranger Willem Dafoe's lips!
2 FILES 2 FURIOUS: GARDISIL DRIFT by BringingSexyBack	Apr 17th, 2008 12:33:48 AM
I want to be ONE LESS!!
x files 2: free tibet by disfigurehead	Apr 17th, 2008 12:35:18 AM

X2 FILES: MULDER AND SCULLY REUNITED by BringingSexyBack	Apr 17th, 2008 12:38:30 AM
And it feels so good!
XX CHROMOSOME FILES: SCULLY RISING by BringingSexyBack	Apr 17th, 2008 12:40:33 AM
And looking hot!
X FILES 2 SEXY FOR MY PANTS by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 17th, 2008 12:42:29 AM
Oh, Skinner....
X FILES 2: THIS IS SPINAL HACK by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 17th, 2008 12:44:50 AM
Uwe Boll, McG, Brett Ratner and Michael Bay set to direct and co star alongside David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson!
X FILES 2: GET NEKKID by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 17th, 2008 12:47:19 AM

X FILES 2: MULDER AND SCULLY MAKE A PORNO by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 17th, 2008 12:48:15 AM
From acclaimed fat director Kevin Smith.
X FILES 2: GATTACA by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 17th, 2008 12:50:15 AM
Mulder & Scully go to space to play tennis in this emotions-stirring Hallmark drama.
X FILES 2: HOTEL CHEVALIER by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 17th, 2008 12:51:58 AM
But instead of Natalie Portman getting naked, you get Jackie Chan.
X FILES 2: LONDON CALLING by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 17th, 2008 12:56:33 AM
Mulder & Scully are outed as Brits and are deported to the UK. There, THEY become the Aliens, and develop bad teeth. When our story reaches it's conclusion, truths will be revealed, hearts wil be broken and Predaliens will be born.
BUSTED TEE FILES: BEHIND THE IRISH I WERE DRUNK SHIRT by BringingSexyBack	Apr 17th, 2008 01:00:34 AM
Sweet!
MEX FILES: RISE OF THE ILLEGAL ALIENS by BringingSexyBack	Apr 17th, 2008 01:15:07 AM
I want to be ONE LESS!
X FILES 2: WHEN HARRY (KNOWLES) MET BEYONCE (KNOWLES) by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 17th, 2008 01:23:20 AM
And they had wild sex in the woods...NOT!
X FILES 2: THE ALIEN WHO SHAGGED ME by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 17th, 2008 01:24:46 AM
Written by Zak Penn, re-written by Edward Norton.
X FILES 2: I STILL KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SEASON by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 17th, 2008 01:27:45 AM

X-FILES : I WANT YOU TO MARRY ME, GILLIAN ANDERSON by DarthBakpao	Apr 17th, 2008 01:28:45 AM
Please!
X-FILES 2 : I CAN HAZ CHEESEBURGER by DarthBakpao	Apr 17th, 2008 01:29:31 AM

X FILES 2: DUEL OF THE FATES by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 17th, 2008 01:32:23 AM
Mulder & Scully must fight the diabolical Darth Doggett, who uses the "force" to kill Mulder in a tragic but funny way. In a rage, Scully fights Dogget to the death and uncovers a secret alien scheme to capture Shia LaBeouf!
X FILES 2: 3 DIAS by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 17th, 2008 01:38:09 AM
A fucking meteor is heading towards Earth and it's up to Mulder & Scully to save the day. But first, they must seek help from Antonio Banderas, who posseses a big motherfucking cannon to blast yo asses! (and the meteors's , too)
X FILES 2: DON'T STOP ME NOW by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 17th, 2008 01:41:29 AM
Mulder: Tonight I'm gonna have myself a real good time I feel alive And the world, I'll turn it inside out yeah I'm floating around in ecstasy So don't stop me now Don't stop me 'cause I'm having a good time Having a good time I'm a shooting star leaping through the sky Like a tiger defying the laws of gravity I'm a racing car passing by like Lady Godiva I'm gonna go go go there's no stopping me I'm burning through the sky yea Two hundred degrees that's why they call me Mr. Fahrenheit I'm travelling at the speed of light I wanna make a supersonic man out of you Don't stop me now I'm having such a good time I'm having a ball Don't stop me now If you wanna have a good time Just give me a call Don't stop me now 'cause I'm having a good time Don't stop me now Yes I'm having a good time I don't wanna stop at all I'm a rocket ship on my way to Mars On a collision course I am a satellite I'm out of control I'm a sex machine ready to reload Like an atom bomb about to oh oh oh oh oh explode! I'm burning through the sky yeah Two hundred degrees that's why they call me Mr. Fahrenheit I'm travelling at the speed of light I wanna make a supersonic woman of you Don't stop me don't stop me, don't stop me hey hey hey! Don't stop me don't stop me ooh ooh ooh I like it Don't stop me don't stop me Have a good time good time Don't stop me don't stop me ohhhhhhh! (guitar solo) ohhhhhh I'm burning through the sky yeah Two hundred degrees that's why they call me Mr. Fahrenheit I'm travelling at the speed of light I wanna make a supersonic man out of you Don't stop me now I'm having such a good time I'm having a ball Don't stop me now If you wanna have a good time (all right) Just give me a call Don't stop me now 'cause I'm having a good time Don't stop me now Yes I'm having a good time I don't wanna stop at all Scully: Ohh, ooh, ooooh! Ahhhh!!
X-FILES 2 : I WANT IT ALL, AND I WANT IT NOW! by DarthBakpao	Apr 17th, 2008 01:47:09 AM

X-FILES 2 : I WANT TO BREAK FREE by DarthBakpao	Apr 17th, 2008 01:53:37 AM

Hate title spammers by lsleelee	Apr 17th, 2008 03:08:52 AM
But love Robots In Das Guys for taking the time to post the lyrics of an entire Queen song.
DarthBapao... by Ghostball	Apr 17th, 2008 03:12:37 AM
Sunuva! You beat me by that much...
X Files 2: Save All Your Kisses For Me by Ghostball	Apr 17th, 2008 03:14:41 AM

Seriously thought... by Ghostball	Apr 17th, 2008 03:15:34 AM
Shit, shit title
Y Files by JoeSixPack	Apr 17th, 2008 03:23:07 AM

X-FILES 2 Origins : Fast and Crystal Pirates of Spiderman 4 The by Se7en	Apr 17th, 2008 03:46:49 AM
Hmmm.. death of Hollywood.
Ghostball by DarthBakpao	Apr 17th, 2008 05:02:48 AM
Which post? The "I want you to marry me, Gillian Anderson"? I wondered how no one came up with that one yet before
X-Files: Wrath of the Bitter 15 Year-Old Talkbackers by CeltMonkey	Apr 17th, 2008 05:14:12 AM

DarthBakpoa by Ghostball	Apr 17th, 2008 05:43:26 AM
"I Want It All, And I Want It Now". That had my name all over it fer chrissakes!
X Files: I'll Tell You What I Want... by Ghostball	Apr 17th, 2008 05:44:51 AM
What I Really Really Want
X Files 2: I Just Can't Stop Loving You by Ghostball	Apr 17th, 2008 05:50:24 AM

XFILES2: I WANT TO RESUSCITATE A LONG DEAD FRANCHISE by LaserPants	Apr 17th, 2008 06:17:03 AM
TOUGH LUCK, NERDS! This ship has sailed. Excuse me, this SPACESHIP has sailed! ITS A UFO CONSPIRACY!!! AIEEE!! GED DOO DAH CHAHHPPAH!!!
Call It What You Like by Shatteredmind	Apr 17th, 2008 06:43:08 AM
It's an X-Files movies, and I'll be going to see it. I was there at the beginning (dramatic pause) ... by God I shall be there at the end!
X Files: I Believe I Can Fly by John L Raiser	Apr 17th, 2008 06:46:25 AM
Oh wait, that's what they were calling it when Tom Cruise was going to star.
X FIles 2: The New Batch by Thunderbolt Ross	Apr 17th, 2008 07:33:26 AM
Son of Sculder
X-Files 2: Believe HARDER by Dr Gregory House	Apr 17th, 2008 07:37:30 AM
This time, with pyro n shit
Marvel Team Up: X-Files and Californication by Dr Gregory House	Apr 17th, 2008 07:41:20 AM
With Duchovny in a dual role, it 'Dreamland' all over again as Mulder gets to live the life of Hank Moody, bang tons of sluty skanks, while Moody works his best Eddie Van Bludndt on fire crotch.
Yeah, you'd think after Mulder got eaten... by Kid Z	Apr 17th, 2008 07:50:36 AM
... by a mutant Native American, vomited back out into a Mulder-shaped hole in the ground and reformed back into Mulder... he'd effin' BELIEVE already!
X-Files 2: Electric Boogaloo by Prague23	Apr 17th, 2008 08:15:09 AM
Someone had to say it.
this is the stupidest talkback ever by robamenta	Apr 17th, 2008 08:28:04 AM
all those "new" titles were incredibly lame
I want to believe that Harry by eternia_dwell	Apr 17th, 2008 08:52:18 AM
actually watched the show. If he did, maybe he'll understand the title more! Poser
X-Files 2: The Y Files by Buckys_Kick_Ass_Arm	Apr 17th, 2008 09:38:34 AM

X-files 2: I want to eat by g-ride9000	Apr 17th, 2008 09:58:03 AM
scully's gotta!
maybe by palooka_boy	Apr 17th, 2008 10:02:09 AM
the movie all starts out with "Guess what? It was all fake! Now here's something the FBI really does..." while Mulder and Scully try and make a standard drug/arms bust about mutant aliens. I'd watch that.
X Files 2 - Red Sox 0 by stuntman mikey	Apr 17th, 2008 10:16:00 AM

X-Files Origins: Krycek by hank henshaw	Apr 17th, 2008 10:17:17 AM

The titles aren't even witty by sambrook	Apr 17th, 2008 10:18:32 AM
They're just X-Files with any word or phrase stuck on the end. I mean come on, I could understand if you were making a pun on the actual title or saying something fuuny but stuff like "X-Files: Jar-Jar Binks" - what the fuck? It means nothing, it just makes you look like retards with nothin to actually do with your day. The only good ones are the ones that try (The Don't Stop Believin' Sopranos nod was good - because it was a play on the actual title), the rest of you sound like you're posting them because you feel you have to.
New Title for this Talkback by darthpoopypants	Apr 17th, 2008 10:34:35 AM
GIVE IT A REST.
As for Carter V Fox Title by sambrook	Apr 17th, 2008 10:38:50 AM
The article says this was Carter's choice Carter said he settled on "I Want to Believe" from the time he and co-writer Frank Spotnitz started on the screenplay. It took so long to go public with it because studio executives wanted to make sure it was a marketable title, he said. It may be thematic but I can see why Fox had a problem with it. It's too long and not at all catchy, it sounds straight-to-video and, being a catchphrase of the show, might out off casual viewers thinking it's just aimed at the fans. It's such a shame, the trailer (which should just be released propery) is good, the poster's really good, this title feels like a misstep that might take from the good work so far. I wish Fox had got their wish, the important thing is getting people in the screens if we want the franchise to continue.
X FILES 2: BUHLEE DAT by BringingSexyBack	Apr 17th, 2008 11:06:21 AM
Starring Martin Lawrence as Scully's half-brother from another mother.
X FILES 2 DA MAXX by BringingSexyBack	Apr 17th, 2008 11:09:14 AM
Scully finds great deals at T.J. Maxx. ROFLMAO!!!!!
X FILES 2: SOON by BringingSexyBack	Apr 17th, 2008 11:10:35 AM
giggles snort!!
EX-LAX FILES: GOTTA TAKE A SHIT MASK UNVEILED by BringingSexyBack	Apr 17th, 2008 11:11:37 AM
wHEEEE!!!
THIS MOVIE BETTER HAVE SOME DAMNED ALIENS by BringingSexyBack	Apr 17th, 2008 11:15:19 AM
The first movie was weak as hell. Bees! Oh shit how exciting! Rolls eyes, shakes head in disbelief, etc..
It would've been better if we didn't saw that poster so many tim by Aethyrr	Apr 17th, 2008 11:32:52 AM
..like, instead of seeing it all the time, if we only saw it once or twice, then we could be saying something like "oh yeeeeeah, like that poster Mulder had in his whatever"--you understand? Agh my english bad
tim=times by Aethyrr	Apr 17th, 2008 11:34:37 AM

X-LAX by surfsup22	Apr 17th, 2008 12:24:03 PM
Would have been a better title!!! I Want To Believe? Ugh.
Chris Carter Gotta Eat! by finky089	Apr 17th, 2008 12:50:33 PM

X Files 2: Always Bet On Frank Black by finky089	Apr 17th, 2008 12:50:59 PM

X-Files 2 The Truth by random dude	Apr 17th, 2008 12:52:44 PM
How cool does that sound?
The first movie DID have aliens by sambrook	Apr 17th, 2008 01:14:10 PM
The had extendable claws that slashed people up and they grew using humans as hosts. The bees were a way of spreading the virus to the human population, thus creating a new race of aliens to colonize the planet.
sambrook by slone13	Apr 17th, 2008 01:21:06 PM
You are correct on all counts. The titles are not witty, funny, creative, or otherwise. I'm still trying to figure out if the people posting them actually THINK they're being witty, funny, or creative. My guess is that they DO, in fact, think they are actually providing amusing posts for us to read. I weep for humanity if this is the case.
X-Files 2: Mulder and Scully Kill Anyone Proposing Dumb Titles f by MJohnson	Apr 17th, 2008 01:25:20 PM

MJohnson by finky089	Apr 17th, 2008 01:39:14 PM
you realize you just marked yourself for death with your own post, right?
slone13, these truly aren't so hot, but the Cars 2 ones by finky089	Apr 17th, 2008 01:40:18 PM
really were worth a read compared to these...which may not be saying much, but...
finky089 by slone13	Apr 17th, 2008 01:50:32 PM
I will admit a few of the Cars ones made me chuckle.
X-Files 2: I want to believe that Finky is.. by Braffed	Apr 17th, 2008 01:57:37 PM
a hetrosexual but all the gay banter between him and the other ass-bandits,suggests he's not.
The difference between the Cars thread... by sambrook	Apr 17th, 2008 02:00:31 PM
...and this one is that some of those are Car puns. That's what works. Even if they're awful puns (not all were, some were pretty funny) at least they're not just random phrases stuck on the end of the title. Well some were, but that's because some people completely lack the ability to determine what's funny and what's just acting like an ADD-afflicted twat.
Brokeback... by Braffed	Apr 17th, 2008 02:02:25 PM
you are so fucking stupid. All your posts look like they were written by a retard. Go fuck yourself you unoriginal, uninspiring piece of shit...OWNED
HEY LOOK! BRAFFED HAS AN OPINION AND THINKS PEOPLE CARE! by BringingSexyBack	Apr 17th, 2008 02:23:26 PM
And he topped it off with "OWNED". Talk about unoriginal and uninspiring and retarded ...
Hey look... by Braffed	Apr 17th, 2008 02:26:01 PM
It took Brokeback 20 minutes to come up with that zinger.
HEY LOOK, BRAFFED THINKS PEOPLE ARE LINED UP TO TALK TO HIM! by BringingSexyBack	Apr 17th, 2008 02:29:15 PM
I count the minutes for your reply ...
Hey Look...Brokeback took the bait! by Braffed	Apr 17th, 2008 02:30:34 PM
You are pedictable...
Brokeback and his mysterious man-boobs by Braffed	Apr 17th, 2008 02:31:55 PM

BRAFFED ... by BringingSexyBack	Apr 17th, 2008 02:59:20 PM
Looks like you're having an off day. I thought you were more adept at this. Very disappointing.
Even at my offest.. by Braffed	Apr 17th, 2008 03:10:37 PM
I'm still better tahn you, pumpkin!
GOTHAM - THANKS FOR SHOWING BRAFFED HOW IT'S DONE by BringingSexyBack	Apr 17th, 2008 03:34:44 PM
Braffed, take notes.
poor Brokeback... by Braffed	Apr 17th, 2008 03:50:24 PM

X-Files 2: I WANT TO BELIEVE SCULLY WILL BE ANALLY PROBED by fredsaid	Apr 17th, 2008 05:00:27 PM
..but probably not.
Terminator Is More Fun To Mess Around With by LaserPants	Apr 17th, 2008 05:19:57 PM
XFiles is just lame. Its not as fun. Although that episode with the inbred backwoods cretins was great.
title by malpaso	Apr 17th, 2008 05:47:39 PM
is GREAT IMHO
X-FILES:LATIN NIGHTS by kirttrik	Apr 17th, 2008 06:38:47 PM

The Terminator titles from a few weeks back were great by finky089	Apr 17th, 2008 06:41:20 PM
and, if memory serves, didn't that title spamming go on for liek a whole week?
X Files 2: Finky has gotten no work done today by finky089	Apr 17th, 2008 06:41:41 PM

X-FILES: THE WONDERFUL WHIMSICAL TITLE OF TREMULOUS TITLE THAT W by kirttrik	Apr 17th, 2008 06:42:33 PM

X-FILES: INSIDE SCULLY by kirttrik	Apr 17th, 2008 06:43:43 PM

X-FILES: THE FURBERLASTIC FANTASTIC ADVENTURES OF dR. pONFINEOUS by kirttrik	Apr 17th, 2008 06:46:53 PM

X-FILES: BELIEVE HARDER! by kirttrik	Apr 17th, 2008 06:47:38 PM

Seriously, it should just have been X-Files by Jaka	Apr 17th, 2008 07:08:38 PM
Let the fans deal with saying "the first one" or "the second one". It's been long enough that I though just leaving it X-Files was actually kinda cool. Not at all sure about the new title. It's so... first persony. Weird.
X-FILES 2: I WANT TO BELIEVE FRANK SPOTNITZ DOESN'T WRITE FECAL by SHINEBOXgreen	Apr 17th, 2008 07:32:56 PM
Remember when Scully asked Mulder for his sperm so that she could have a child? Or when Mulder went on trial for his life and then CSM was living in a Native American adobe? Yeah... Frank Spotnitz. One of the worst writers alive and I hate him. I hate him.
X-Files 2 Spoiler by Minotaur7	Apr 17th, 2008 08:10:19 PM
IGN has a link to a photo of Mulder in his office with a newspaper clipping on his bulletin board. Squint hard: it says "FBI Arrests Alleged Werewolf ------"
My hopes for the movie by Minotaur7	Apr 17th, 2008 08:16:03 PM
I hope that time is not glossed over, and that we don't go too far back to the old dynamic of skeptic/believer while ignoring the series finale. I also hope that Scully got some a few times in the last few years. Carter & Spotnitz rarely impressed me as great character writers, but I've enjoyed Carter's direction.
Minotaur7 has it right by Stevie Grant	Apr 17th, 2008 09:04:09 PM
I can't remember the specific episode, but it was the formulaic: Scully "No scientific evidence, blah, blah, blah" and Mulder simply asked her, "How many times have I been wrong?" Kinda a self-referencial, doubly ironic moment for the series (given Scully continued the same, tired, thought process in the following episodes). Hopefully, if this film is made for fans, Scully has learned that unexplainable shit exists, and the writers won't pretend that Scully is back in season one.
I want to believe.. by malificus	Apr 17th, 2008 10:01:16 PM
...that Scully's nethers smell of Irish Spring and taste like the most perfectly sweet and delicious peach pie god serves in heaven after his perfect boogeyboard steak special. The movie? Eeeehhhh, not so sure. Loved when Mulder choked that dude out who snatched Scully and took her to ski mountain though. Those episodes were the shit.
X-FILES 2: I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!!!!! by closeencounter	Apr 17th, 2008 11:46:48 PM
I AM A HUMAN BEING!!!!!
Title is about faith not aliens by snuff4now	Apr 17th, 2008 11:50:10 PM
It's been publicized that the title has to do with Mulder's internal faith struggle, much like what Scully went through during the series. I think this title is great - plus it's meant to re-introduce the series to a new generation of fans. Give it a chance...
X-FILES 2: I WANT YOU TO HIT ME AS HARD AS YOU CAN by MrMysteryGuest	Apr 17th, 2008 11:56:56 PM

X-Files 2: I Believe I Can Fly, I Believe I Can Touch The Sky... by MrMysteryGuest	Apr 18th, 2008 12:02:48 AM

guggenheim, anyone? by bayridgeindahouse	Apr 18th, 2008 01:26:20 AM
Has anybody picked up on the fact that this is the title for the Cai Guo-Qiang exhibit at the Guggenheim in NY? What probably happened is that marketing exec at Fox got shit-faced at the Nim's Island premiere, passed by the museum on the way home, and thought "Gee, what a bright idea!"
X Files 2: I want to Believe in Bees by theycallmemrglass	Apr 18th, 2008 02:30:30 AM
Seriously, the title is pure cringe worthy, terrible.
X-Files: I Want to Believe in a Thing Called Love by Jackie Boy	Apr 18th, 2008 04:47:55 AM
Just listen to the rythym of my heart.
X-Files: I Want to Fuck You Like An Animal by Jackie Boy	Apr 18th, 2008 04:48:46 AM
I want to feel you from the inside.
X-FILES 2 : I WANT YOUR SEX by DarthBakpao	Apr 18th, 2008 05:17:10 AM

X-FILES 2 : NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ANYMORE by kingralphuk	Apr 18th, 2008 06:41:54 AM
And didnt really care that much 10 years again when people were blind to how shite the tv show actually was.
X FILES 2: ALL I WANNA DO IS MAKE LOVE TO YOU by BringingSexyBack	Apr 18th, 2008 06:48:19 AM
Yes, you!
Fight the Future... by WesReviews	Apr 18th, 2008 10:13:47 AM
...was a horrible title, too. But neither title is as bad when you look at them as X-Files TV episode titles as opposed to movie titles, which I think is what they are going more for.

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