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yeesh
by LUZER
Apr 16th, 2008
02:02:32 PM
i'll see it regardless, but pretty lame title
X-Files: I'm a Believer
by blimblambloo
Apr 16th, 2008
02:02:42 PM
Without a trace of doubt in my mind.
Theres an X-Files 2?
by Series7
Apr 16th, 2008
02:03:21 PM
What is this? 1998?
X-Files 2:
by Jor-El23
Apr 16th, 2008
02:03:35 PM
Electric Bugaloo? X-Files 2: Assignment Miami Beach?
Harry reads CHUD!
by Quin the Eskimo
Apr 16th, 2008
02:03:37 PM
Still like el grade rojo though.
first?
by Lloyd Bonafide the Korean War Veteran
Apr 16th, 2008
02:03:53 PM
no, not really?
by Lloyd Bonafide the Korean War Veteran
Apr 16th, 2008
02:04:06 PM
no, not really?
by Lloyd Bonafide the Korean War Veteran
Apr 16th, 2008
02:04:10 PM
Better than X-Files: Meets the Phantom of the Park
by John L Raiser
Apr 16th, 2008
02:04:27 PM
Yeah, not a great name
by photoboy
Apr 16th, 2008
02:05:51 PM
Can you imaging gravelly voice over man announcing at the end of the trailer the film is called X-Files- I want to believe? He would sound like an utter twat. No wonder Chris Carter said 20th Century Fox weren't keen on the title...
X Files 2: The Wrath of Meh
by Chadillac69
Apr 16th, 2008
02:06:31 PM
To be followed by X Files 3: The Journey Home
X-FILES 2: I WANT TO ROCK 'N ROLL ALL NITE...
by Nosferatu Jones
Apr 16th, 2008
02:06:42 PM
...and party every day.
What was the other title?
by supertoyslast
Apr 16th, 2008
02:07:17 PM
Chris Carter said that he was having an argument with the studio over the title. He wanted it to be one thing and the studio wanted it to be another. So what was the other title? And is this one Carter's choice or the studio's?
That title sounds needy..
by skimn
Apr 16th, 2008
02:07:52 PM
Like X-Files:Please Watch Our Movie
Actually, it's the line from the poster in Mulder's office
by www.valiens.com
Apr 16th, 2008
02:07:54 PM
I can't believe I'm the only dork who remembers that.
X-FILES 2: I WANT YOU... TO WANT... ME!!!
by Nosferatu Jones
Apr 16th, 2008
02:07:54 PM
This is gonna be fun. Thank God for dopey sequel titles...
X-Files: Believe Harder
by SpencerTrilby
Apr 16th, 2008
02:08:09 PM
Seriously, isn't it like 5 years too late for a second movie? Are there any fans left? Judging by the poor guys creating multiple accounts and refreshing their IP to vote multiple times on the CS.net polls (and rank it third or fourth most awaited movie of 2008)... there are.
X Files: I Believe I Can Fly
by blimblambloo
Apr 16th, 2008
02:08:28 PM
I think about it every night and day.
X-FILES 2: I WANT TO KNOW WHAT LOVE IS.
by Nosferatu Jones
Apr 16th, 2008
02:08:34 PM
I know you can show me.
X-FILES 2: I WANT YOU (SHE'S SO HEAVY).
by Nosferatu Jones
Apr 16th, 2008
02:09:41 PM
Thank you, Chris Carter... the rest of my afternoon at work is complete.
X-FILES 2: I WANT YOU... TO GO APE!
by Nosferatu Jones
Apr 16th, 2008
02:10:21 PM
X-Files, Mego and Planet of the Apes... gotta love it.
X-FILES 2: I want to break free
by SpencerTrilby
Apr 16th, 2008
02:11:43 PM
I want to break freeeeee

I want to break free from your lies

You're so self satisfied I dont need you

I've got to break freeeee

God knows

God knows I want to break freeeee!!!

X-Files 2: Scully, You Remind Me Of My Jeep
by www.valiens.com
Apr 16th, 2008
02:12:17 PM
X-Files: I Believe That Children are our Future
by blimblambloo
Apr 16th, 2008
02:12:17 PM
Teach them well and let them lead the way.
X-FILES 2: I WANT TO ROCK! (ROCK!!!)
by Nosferatu Jones
Apr 16th, 2008
02:15:16 PM
"What do you want to do with your life???"
X-FILES 2: I WANT THE TRUTH!!!
by Nosferatu Jones
Apr 16th, 2008
02:17:14 PM
It's out there...
I Want To Believe...
by HorrorFan81
Apr 16th, 2008
02:17:26 PM
...that this is cool news. But is it?
X Files 2: I Want to Terminate
by manicart1
Apr 16th, 2008
02:18:44 PM
X Files 2: I want to (Electric Boogaloo)
by manicart1
Apr 16th, 2008
02:19:23 PM
Actually - Harry reads CNN
by HEADGEEK
Apr 16th, 2008
02:19:55 PM
and his email
XF2: I want a hamburger...
by Shaw
Apr 16th, 2008
02:20:10 PM
no a cheeseburger, I want a hot dog, I want a milkshake YOU'LL GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT!!!
X Files 2: I Want Candy
by manicart1
Apr 16th, 2008
02:20:11 PM
X-FILES 2: I WANT TO HOLD YOUR HAND.
by Nosferatu Jones
Apr 16th, 2008
02:20:28 PM
Beatlemania meets the paranormal...
X Files 2: I want to Be Relieved
by manicart1
Apr 16th, 2008
02:21:01 PM
AUSTIN POWERS 4: I WANT TO BELIEVE
by Robots In Das Guys
Apr 16th, 2008
02:21:28 PM
Wow, Harry...
by NotFunny
Apr 16th, 2008
02:21:39 PM
...reading this, I'm really wondering if that's the funniest you can be.
Dogget doesn't believe
by Rufferto
Apr 16th, 2008
02:22:03 PM
But that irrelevant. If Skinner isn't in it he definitely wont. But " I want to believe" can mean a lot of things. Not just the existence of alien life or the paranormal.
No, Seriously
by Robots In Das Guys
Apr 16th, 2008
02:22:13 PM
This is almost as bad as "Punisher: Welcome Back Frank."
Indiana Jones 4: I Want to Believe
by manicart1
Apr 16th, 2008
02:22:21 PM
X-FILES 2: I WANT TO BECOME A JEDI...
by Nosferatu Jones
Apr 16th, 2008
02:22:35 PM
...like my father.
The title song will be "I Believe" by the Buzzcocks
by Bobo_Vision
Apr 16th, 2008
02:22:48 PM
There will be a James Bond type opening sequence with X-File girls covered in body paint floating around the screen while David Duchovny dances around to the song "I Believe" by the Buzzcocks.
X Files 2: I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE
by manicart1
Apr 16th, 2008
02:23:32 PM
X-Files: I want to BeLIEve
by Phillyflopper
Apr 16th, 2008
02:23:38 PM
I called it first fuckers!!!
X-Files: I Want to go *Poopie*
by Phillyflopper
Apr 16th, 2008
02:24:44 PM
X Files 2: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!!!!
by DarthMartel
Apr 16th, 2008
02:24:55 PM
it could work if they had Jack Nicholson cameo
X-FILES 2: I WANT... WHAT THEY WANT...!
by Nosferatu Jones
Apr 16th, 2008
02:25:26 PM
...FOR OUR COUNTRY TO LOVE US... AS MUCH AS WE... LOVE IT!!!
X Files 2: I Wanna Be Sedated
by manicart1
Apr 16th, 2008
02:26:38 PM
X Files 2 - If you don't believe by now, you never will
by Yeti
Apr 16th, 2008
02:28:07 PM
Seriously.
X-FILES 2: I WANT YOU, I NEED YOU, I LOVE YOU.
by Nosferatu Jones
Apr 16th, 2008
02:29:04 PM
"Thank you very much."
X-Files: I Want to Believe I'll watch this shit, but we needed a
by Phillyflopper
Apr 16th, 2008
02:29:52 PM
How's that?
X-Files: I Want to Believe I'll watch this shit, but we needed a
by Phillyflopper
Apr 16th, 2008
02:30:03 PM
How's that?
What a dorky title.
by Prof. Pop-Cult
Apr 16th, 2008
02:30:11 PM
At least 007's "Quantum of Solace" has a certain poetry to it. I've always got the vibe that Chris Carter is an airhead who got lucky when FOX hired him to develop The X-Files. (It was FOX network executives who had the idea for "law enforcement who investigate the paranormal" and Carter was hired to expand upon that.)
X-FILES 2: I WANT TO LIVE!!!
by Nosferatu Jones
Apr 16th, 2008
02:31:16 PM
Live, dammit!
My title was cut off like John Bobbit's "Bobbit"
by Phillyflopper
Apr 16th, 2008
02:31:30 PM
Here it goes: X-Files: I Want to Believe I'll watch this shit, but we needed a long and innovative title. But since "And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull" was used, I guess this will do!
X-Files 2 - If you don't believe by now, you never will
by Yeti
Apr 16th, 2008
02:31:40 PM
Seriously.
Opps double post - how embarrasing...
by Yeti
Apr 16th, 2008
02:32:17 PM
X-FILES 2: I WANT MY MTV!
by Nosferatu Jones
Apr 16th, 2008
02:32:25 PM
Too obvious, but still funny.
X-Files: I want to Believe that Batman isn't really Bruce Wayne!
by Phillyflopper
Apr 16th, 2008
02:33:51 PM
X-Files: I Want To Believe...
by Phillyflopper
Apr 16th, 2008
02:35:27 PM
That there was a better title, but somehow someone fucked the proverbial pooch!
X-Files 2 - I want MONEY
by SpencerTrilby
Apr 16th, 2008
02:35:47 PM
that's what I want...
X-FILES : I WANT TO CASH IN
by Gorgomel
Apr 16th, 2008
02:36:00 PM
X-FILES 2: I WANT TO HEAR THE LAMENTATION...
by Nosferatu Jones
Apr 16th, 2008
02:36:22 PM
...of da women.
What's wrong with Welcome Back, Frank?
by SpiderHarshaw
Apr 16th, 2008
02:37:16 PM
That's my favorite Punisher story ever.
X-Files 2 - I want you to hit me...
by SpencerTrilby
Apr 16th, 2008
02:37:18 PM
as hard as you can.
X-FILES 2: I WANT TO KISS YOU ALL OVER.
by Nosferatu Jones
Apr 16th, 2008
02:38:20 PM
And over again.
Lets see what Tim Capello has to say about this
by gwarwilleatyou
Apr 16th, 2008
02:39:43 PM
I still believe! http://tinyurl.com/5kewfa
X-Files 2: The Hand Model and the Ginger
by MJDeViant
Apr 16th, 2008
02:40:16 PM
"I want to believe" is seriously a terrible title. Fight the Future wasn't so hot either, wasn't that the first one's tag/title. Jesus. In all seriousness, it should be something related to the story and not some general statement. Cus right now it might as well be "X-Files 2: Fans 0"
Sorry big guy
by Quin the Eskimo
Apr 16th, 2008
02:40:24 PM
hug?
X-FILES 2: I JUST WANT TO SNIFF SOME GLUE.
by Nosferatu Jones
Apr 16th, 2008
02:40:52 PM
Ramones forever!
Not Diggin Scully's longer hair.
by knowthyself
Apr 16th, 2008
02:40:55 PM
Totally throws the fantasy out the window. Oh yeah...the title..meh.
Sounds like the title for a Lifetime movie.
by Bungion Boy
Apr 16th, 2008
02:42:32 PM
The X Files: I Cried No
2 X 2 Files
by Johnno
Apr 16th, 2008
02:42:41 PM
Opening theme song hip hop remix by Ludacris!
WFD
by Sithdan
Apr 16th, 2008
02:42:44 PM
Wait for DVD
X-Files 3: I Want To Believe Too!
by Phillyflopper
Apr 16th, 2008
02:45:40 PM
I tell you, Fox should add me to the payroll for these ideas.
X-Files: I Want A Girl With A Short Skirt
by Preditor74
Apr 16th, 2008
02:47:26 PM
and a loooooong jacket!
X-FILES 2: I WANT TO TAKE YOU HIGHER!
by Nosferatu Jones
Apr 16th, 2008
02:48:24 PM
Higher!
X FILES 2: I WANNA BE SEDATED
by ironic_name
Apr 16th, 2008
02:48:31 PM
WHY NOT X FILES: BELIEVE?
X-FILES 2: I WANT TO SEE IF SCULLY'S CARPET...
by Nosferatu Jones
Apr 16th, 2008
02:50:02 PM
...matches the drapes.

If you know what I mean.

WHEN HARRY MET SALLY 2: I WANT WHAT SHES HAVING
by ironic_name
Apr 16th, 2008
02:50:29 PM
X FILES 2
by Herb West
Apr 16th, 2008
02:50:35 PM
I Want to Believe in Harvey Dent. The best crossover ever!
TALKBACK FILES: I WANT TO BE FIRST
by ironic_name
Apr 16th, 2008
02:51:34 PM
X-Files 2: For the Purpose of What?
by sapno_krei
Apr 16th, 2008
02:51:57 PM
If I had a nickel for every time Mulder or Scully said this phrase...
X-FILES 2: I WANT SOMEONE TO EAT CHEESE WITH.
by Nosferatu Jones
Apr 16th, 2008
02:52:12 PM
Does Jeff Garlin cameo in this?
I WANT TO SUCK DICK
by la_sith
Apr 16th, 2008
02:53:03 PM
I WANNA BELIEVE THAT THEY HAVE A SATISFIYING CONCLUSION
by ironic_name
Apr 16th, 2008
02:53:06 PM
I Want To Believe...
by BiggusDickus
Apr 16th, 2008
02:53:17 PM
...that they put this tired old pony out to pasture long ago, but apparently not.

Still, Gillian Anderson - you would, wouldn't you?

X-FILES 2: I WANT TO BE A COWBOY...
by Nosferatu Jones
Apr 16th, 2008
02:56:16 PM
...and you can be my cowgirl.
X FIles 2: I Will Believe a Man Can Fly
by blimblambloo
Apr 16th, 2008
02:59:03 PM
Superman, there's your alien Mulder.
Ripley's X-Files: I Want to Believe It Or Not
by blimblambloo
Apr 16th, 2008
03:00:58 PM
starring Dean Cain and the ghost of Jack Palance
X-FILES 2: I BELIEVE IN HARVEY DENT TOO
by Kragmose
Apr 16th, 2008
03:01:14 PM
X Files: I want to fuck!
by erichaislar
Apr 16th, 2008
03:04:14 PM
and so does buck.
X-Files: I Can't Beleive I Ate the Whole Thing
by blimblambloo
Apr 16th, 2008
03:04:23 PM
keep watching the skis!
I heard that it was actually...
by ccchhhrrriiisssm
Apr 16th, 2008
03:05:26 PM
X-FILES: ENIGMA

No joke. Not very good -- but I think that it is better than this one. I'm not sure that I WANT TO BELIEVE would even grow on me!

First Line:
by Kragmose
Apr 16th, 2008
03:05:37 PM
I'VE ABANDONED MY BOOOOOOYYYY
X-Files: I Don't Want to Mispell Believe
by blimblambloo
Apr 16th, 2008
03:06:15 PM
With Charlie "I before E except after C" Brown
"X-Files...I...I...I, I...I...I..."
by Uncapie
Apr 16th, 2008
03:08:05 PM
Reference to those who have seen "The Prisoner"series.
Spectacularly BAD title
by Zandunga
Apr 16th, 2008
03:09:03 PM
Who thought this one up? I wonder if it's the idea Fox was forcing on Chris Carter, or Carter's idea. Either way, it stinks....they would have genuinely been better off with X-Files 2. Can they not tell the reaction is 99% negative?
X FILES:I WANT, I WANT, I WANT! WHY DON'T YOU TRY...
by Kubla_Khan
Apr 16th, 2008
03:10:27 PM
..thiniking of someone else for a change? You're selfish, man. You've changed.
Wow, thread meltdown... {g} (+ actual message attached)
by JasonPratt
Apr 16th, 2008
03:13:31 PM
The marketing department has been heavily trying to imply that this movie will have something to do with the mytharc and aliens--which we know from other sources is bogus--so this is the logical next step: use a title that invokes the Conspiracy Myth. Then have it refer to something maybe-important in the movie but which doesn't have anything to do with the oncoming invasion.
X-FILES: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT A SEQUEL!
by ricarleite
Apr 16th, 2008
03:13:45 PM
Now with more trans fat. Like, everything is trans fat in it. You take a bite, you die.
X-Files: What's In The Box?
by stinkyfingerz
Apr 16th, 2008
03:14:49 PM
A bastard from a basket?
X Files 2: All I Want Is What You Want
by JasonPratt
Apr 16th, 2008
03:16:28 PM
I'm always waiting... I'm always waiting... I'm always waiting (waiting)... (etc.) for a red letter day.
Ain't It Title News
by slone13
Apr 16th, 2008
03:16:53 PM

Is every story on this site about the title (or re-title-ing) of a movie?

Now that I think about it, what with all the schmucks doing their "title spamming" routine, I bet Ain't It Cool is getting more hits than they've ever had. Well played, Harry, well played.

X Files 2 - PLEASE Believe Me!
by Frodo T. Baggins
Apr 16th, 2008
03:17:39 PM
& Yes Duh. "I Want To Beleive" is the poster in his office. How do I know this? A, I watched the show. And B, it was on the movie trivia game I play at the bar I slippery fisted at.
X-Files: Don't Stop... Belieeevin!!!
by turketron
Apr 16th, 2008
03:18:09 PM
As soon as the title comes up... cut to black screen for 10 seconds... and then roll credits.
X Files : Believe It Or Not
by Stunt Vocalist 709
Apr 16th, 2008
03:18:31 PM
... I'm walkin' on air - I never thought I could feel so free-ee-ee! Flying away on a wing and a prayer - who could it be? Believe it or not, it's just me...
X Files: I want what I want and no one can stop me...
by hakai
Apr 16th, 2008
03:19:36 PM
gotham
by samsquanch
Apr 16th, 2008
03:21:23 PM
your post title made orange juice come out my nose.
CNN
by OGbigMoneyMIKE
Apr 16th, 2008
03:22:03 PM
Great Harry, Your about THREE fucking hours late to this party & youve been scooped by CNN and other sites as of late. Fucking lazy...
X-Files 2: Do You Believe In Life After Love
by zooch
Apr 16th, 2008
03:22:22 PM
X-Files: I yam what I yam
by sevadro
Apr 16th, 2008
03:23:13 PM
Eh kekekekekekeke
Slone13: The "title spamming" will never die...
by Nosferatu Jones
Apr 16th, 2008
03:24:10 PM
Might as well accept it. As long as they keep making sequels, they'll make many a bored TalkBacker (including this one) very happy indeed.
X-Files: I Want To Believe It's All A Dream
by Phillyflopper
Apr 16th, 2008
03:27:13 PM
*Poop*
Hey, it's mr. Off-topic!
by Kragmose
Apr 16th, 2008
03:27:37 PM
Nice new Iron Man avatar in the top left corner. Now, I could write a lame joke like "I THOUGHT HARRY WAS GOING TO EXCERCISE, NOT BUY A HI-TECH ARMOR SUIT TO DO EVERYTHING FOR HIM LOLOL", but I'm not going to.
X-Files 2: Change We Can Believe In
by zooch
Apr 16th, 2008
03:27:42 PM
the rise of Obama
X-Files: Scully Wants CELTMONKEY
by CeltMonkey
Apr 16th, 2008
03:29:09 PM
No - seriously. Since this is a standalone story and not an alien conspiracy yarn, I assume the subtitle has some sort of relevance to the plot beyond referencing Mulder's poster (didn't Doggett grab it from the X-Files office in the final episode?). I don't care - I will be there opening day, however lame sounding a title they decide to slap on it. With any luck, there will be another movie for 2010, then one final flick for 2012, the year when "Colonization" is supposed to happen. And a Scully love doll so that I can have a date opening night. . . just kidding, Erin! heh, heh
rofl sevadro
by Kragmose
Apr 16th, 2008
03:29:25 PM
That post had me blowing coffee out my nose. Good game man, good game.
X Files 2: I Want to be a Hilton
by Meglos
Apr 16th, 2008
03:32:19 PM
Stop the X-File 2: I Want to Get Off
by Meglos
Apr 16th, 2008
03:33:24 PM
I got a million of 'em. Actually, I only have two...
FILES Movie
by Robots In Das Guys
Apr 16th, 2008
03:34:39 PM
Spoofing the sci fi genre. Starring Carmen Electra!
STAR TREK: Live Long and Prosper
by Demode
Apr 16th, 2008
03:35:45 PM
I hope that is not the title of the film. That totally sucks. Thats like calling the next Trek film STAR TREK: Live Long and Prosper.
X FILES 2: BEAM ME UP SCOTTY
by Robots In Das Guys
Apr 16th, 2008
03:37:31 PM
And start the colonization!!!
X Files 2: I Want Candy
by Gozu
Apr 16th, 2008
03:38:05 PM
X-FILES: BELIEVE
by palewook
Apr 16th, 2008
03:38:37 PM
sounds better than "X-FILES: I WANT TO BELIEVE" anything with "I Want to" in the title sounds like a train wreck..
X Files 2: Me Want Cookie
by blimblambloo
Apr 16th, 2008
03:39:52 PM
It's good enough for me.
Friggin' hell...
by spiral115
Apr 16th, 2008
03:41:26 PM
...sounds like me when I first learned there was no Santa or Jesus or God. Now I don't want to believe and the title just blows. I hope the movie is decent. I watched every episode of the series and te movie too.
I Want to Believe in this title
by oisin5199
Apr 16th, 2008
03:44:21 PM
But I don't. I wonder if this is the title that Carter fought for, or he lost the fight to Fox's marketing. 'Fight the Future' was a crappy title as well. I actually wouldn't mind "X-Files: Enigma." I like the one word titles. Kinda like a lot of the episodes. 'Enigma' doesn't really do it, but a lot of the episode titles had Latin words or simple ones like 'Home' that were very relevant to the story being told. Whereas 'I Want to Believe' is generic, kinda meaningless except for it being a shout out to the show. And it sounds like a marketing guy wrote it, not a screen writer. I wonder if they'll ever do a movie titled, "The X-Files: The Truth is Out There." That's even more on the nose. On another note, there are really nice interviews with Duchovny and Anderson over at IGN, where they hint that maybe a third film will return to the mythology. But otherwise some good insights into how the two actors approach the movie without giving anything away.
Automatic renter, case closed
by Doctor Zoidberg
Apr 16th, 2008
03:45:20 PM
X Files 2: I Want to Pee on your toothbrush
by manicart1
Apr 16th, 2008
03:50:02 PM
X Files 2: I want to believe that the last 3 or so seasons of X
by manicart1
Apr 16th, 2008
03:51:08 PM
X-Files 2: You're Unbelievable
by blimblambloo
Apr 16th, 2008
03:52:44 PM
Your purple prose just gives you away
2X-Files 2Furious
by Darth WickedChicken
Apr 16th, 2008
03:52:44 PM
X Files 2 The Streets
by blimblambloo
Apr 16th, 2008
03:54:59 PM
It's not what planet you're from, it's where you're at
I suppose it...
by Kirbymanly
Apr 16th, 2008
03:55:02 PM
...kinda fits. "Fight The Future" was a pretty crappy title as well. Still looking forward to it though.
X Files 2: Doggonnit Doggett!
by Gatsbys West Egg Omlet
Apr 16th, 2008
03:56:06 PM
there you go.
X Files 2: Do you believe?
by Gatsbys West Egg Omlet
Apr 16th, 2008
03:57:16 PM
in life after love?
XF2: X-Files United
by Shaw
Apr 16th, 2008
04:00:23 PM
X-Files article
by buffywrestling
Apr 16th, 2008
04:01:16 PM
by Ryan Rotten at shocktillyoudrop dot com:

http://tinyurl.com/3z7ry8

Some interesting things that Chris Carter has to say about the film (Stand-a-lone, throwback to S1-3 eps?)plus some tiny wicked hints too (wolfie pic really REAL?).

Anyway, I was working on a film with Todd Masters just before he and his crew from Masters F/X went to work on this film and that gets me excited for the practical effects - this title certainly does not.

Quint - when are you going to do your set visit?

X-Files 2: You Butterbelieve It
by Gungan Slayer
Apr 16th, 2008
04:05:39 PM
AvP:RXF2
by Robots In Das Guys
Apr 16th, 2008
04:09:31 PM
X-Files 2: Attack of the Alien/Human Hybrids
by hank henshaw
Apr 16th, 2008
04:14:12 PM
"I want to Believe" I'm willing to bet this LAME, LAAaaaaME title was Chris Carter's idea. I want to know what the studio's proposal was. Man, Chris Carter disappoints yet again.
X FILES 2: SHE'S A MANIAC
by Robots In Das Guys
Apr 16th, 2008
04:16:32 PM
Scully's a maniac, maaaaaaniac...
Not only was it on Mulder's poster, but...
by DarthCorleone
Apr 16th, 2008
04:17:47 PM
...Mulder also clearly speaks the words in the movie, per the trailer. Therefore, it must have some sort of new meaning. In that respect, I'll give it a chance to become a good title, but - at the moment - yeah, it is not good.
X-Files III: Trust No One
by hank henshaw
Apr 16th, 2008
04:19:25 PM
Is it too late for them to change "I want to believe" to some other title? Like, any other title...
Call me crazy...
by mr.brownstone
Apr 16th, 2008
04:24:29 PM
but I think they should have just called it X-FILES.
Blows like your mom
by mattgood
Apr 16th, 2008
04:29:16 PM
This is what happens when you ask George Lucas for suggestions
mr.brownstone
by hank henshaw
Apr 16th, 2008
04:33:07 PM
the first movie was called "The X-Files" (the Fight the Future thing was a tag line that became an unofficial title, apparently)... but then again, the people from "The Fast and the Furious" are releasing a sequel named "Fast and the Furious", so why not?
THE X FILES 2 & FAST 4 FURIOUS: BEST OF BOTH WORLDS
by Robots In Das Guys
Apr 16th, 2008
04:41:58 PM
X-FILES: I WANT TO BELIEVE ITS NOT BUTTER
by Mysterious Yobo
Apr 16th, 2008
04:42:47 PM
X Files 2 - Cloverfield
by Queerbait
Apr 16th, 2008
04:44:53 PM
Scully!!! How do u work this camcorder?!
X Files 2 Voltron
by Queerbait
Apr 16th, 2008
04:45:56 PM
Scully & Mulder team up with the Defender of The Universe!
Nosferatu Jones
by slone13
Apr 16th, 2008
04:49:39 PM

Like everything else in life, the title spamming will die. It is inevitable, and simply a matter of time. It is you, sir, that I suggest just accept it.

The fact that you are so easily amused gives me hope that you will have no trouble finding an equally asinine hobby once the the title spamming has gone the way of the dodo. Good day.

X Files 2 Lobot Strikes Back
by Queerbait
Apr 16th, 2008
04:50:47 PM
"Scully, I got this guy up in Cloud City says he's being treated unfairly by his boss. Gonna check it out. Also said there's a wookie with no pants walking around in public."
hope i dont get in trouble for posting this video
by dj_molecular
Apr 16th, 2008
04:51:54 PM
this is the REAL trailer filmed in a theater in Sweden...you can even see the audience at the bottom when the screen flashes bright (2 times). http://tinyurl.com/6ncyj3
HANNAH MONTANA & VIN DIESEL: BEST OF BOTH WORLDS
by Robots In Das Guys
Apr 16th, 2008
04:56:37 PM
Not.
X Files 2 The Grave
by Robots In Das Guys
Apr 16th, 2008
04:59:08 PM
Mulder & Scully fight an Alien Jet Li who just wants love.
X-Files 2: The Patriot Shooter starring Steven Seagal
by Mysterious Yobo
Apr 16th, 2008
05:08:44 PM
Harold-you might have wanted to SKIP this one.
by TomBodet
Apr 16th, 2008
05:11:57 PM
Really this just was BEGGING for 2000 idiotic spams of X Files TOO: PILEGGI BOOGALOO or something.
X-Files 2: TERRIBLE TITLE SUGGESTED BY STUDIO SUIT
by Ray Gamma
Apr 16th, 2008
05:12:29 PM
for the sake of fuck.
I can actually sense Duchovny cringing from here...
by Ray Gamma
Apr 16th, 2008
05:14:07 PM
And I'm all the way over here in the UK.
X-Files 2: Tokyo Drift
by Ray Gamma
Apr 16th, 2008
05:15:15 PM
I want to cringe faster. Fastrious.
Ugh
by mvckalel
Apr 16th, 2008
05:16:35 PM
Terrible title for what we hope an excellent movie...
X-files 2: Believer
by theonecalledshoe
Apr 16th, 2008
05:17:38 PM
ozzy's doing the soundtrack here. The character deep throat is back!
X-Files 2: Who Gives A Flying Fuck...
by poeticwarriorII
Apr 16th, 2008
05:19:50 PM
A 10 year old TV show makes a movie nearly a decade too late and we're supposed to care? How many weeks is it gonna take to break 10 milliion for this fucker? Move over Catwoman!
Isnt that the name of that Cher song?
by blindambition238
Apr 16th, 2008
05:21:53 PM
X FILES 2: DIRTY DANCING
by Robots In Das Guys
Apr 16th, 2008
05:21:54 PM
Mulder must teach a constipated Scully how to step up 2 the streetz to win the T-1000's steely heart.
X-Files 2: Because X-Files 1 Wasn't Enough
by leobloom
Apr 16th, 2008
05:23:11 PM
(But Actually It Was)
X FILES 2: I TOUCH MYSELF.
by alice 13
Apr 16th, 2008
05:23:34 PM
Q: When are 2 X-Files better than 1?
by leobloom
Apr 16th, 2008
05:24:08 PM
A: Never
X FILES 2: HAVANA NIGHTS
by Robots In Das Guys
Apr 16th, 2008
05:25:42 PM
Mulder & Scully must face the mystical power of Diego Luna while trying to take over Cuba, and stumble upon Fidel Castro's Lazarus Pit.
They should have used the same title but in Latin or Anasazi
by Ashok0
Apr 16th, 2008
05:34:48 PM
Then it would have been cool... like the old Truth slogan as "Ei Aanigoo E'Hoote"
X FILES: I Want To Change that Shitty Title.
by Kid Idioteque
Apr 16th, 2008
05:37:48 PM
Terrible, almost as bad as the teaser poster. But I'm still gonna see it.
X-Files 2: Electric Boogaloo
by gridracer
Apr 16th, 2008
05:41:31 PM
So this movie is not an alien story but it's titled 'I want to believe'?
X-Files 2: I want to take you...
by SpencerTrilby
Apr 16th, 2008
05:42:34 PM
for a riiiide... (cue to Marvel VS Capcom 2 theme "song").
If they had message boards back in the day.....
by Queerbait
Apr 16th, 2008
05:44:44 PM
Would the fans of bashed the sequels to Planet of the Apes? I wonder.
ENOUGH
by krycek08
Apr 16th, 2008
05:45:19 PM
please stop spamming titles you unfunny faggots
End titles roll and the song playing is...
by Piltdown Joey
Apr 16th, 2008
05:45:25 PM
The Ramones: (I'm Looking For) Something To Believe In
So Harry is this the 'studio' title or the one Chris Carter
by half vader
Apr 16th, 2008
05:47:22 PM
wanted but wasn't sure he'd get.

As for who are they talking about?: "It's a story that involves the difficulties in mediating faith and science. `I Want to Believe.' It really does suggest Mulder's struggle with his faith" says Carter.

What exactly don't you understand, Harry? Or maybe you didn't see that.

Poetic, it's obviously not for you "I'm __ years old! WHY should I have to know/care about that?" preschoolers. The audience is out there. One of these days you'll actually say something worth listening to on the TBs. Or maybe not. Go back to calling things names.

(2nd try) End titles roll, and the song playin' is:
by Piltdown Joey
Apr 16th, 2008
05:47:33 PM
The Ramones: (I'm Looking For) Something To Believe In

"If people weren't such dicks"

Saves marketing costs, the poster is already made.
by Flim Springfield
Apr 16th, 2008
05:48:03 PM
I WANT TO SEE THIS MOVIE
by Ashok0
Apr 16th, 2008
05:49:09 PM
*beep* the haters.
X FILES 2 & BRATZ: BEST OF BOTH WORLDS
by Robots In Das Guys
Apr 16th, 2008
05:51:03 PM
From acclaimed cult director McG.
2 X 2 Files
by Mr. Mcpoops
Apr 16th, 2008
06:00:56 PM
I like it
X Files 2 I Want Pie
by Mr. Mcpoops
Apr 16th, 2008
06:01:31 PM
Who doesn't?
X Files 2 I Want You To Want Me
by Mr. Mcpoops
Apr 16th, 2008
06:02:10 PM
X Files 2 I Want Muppet Poo
by Mr. Mcpoops
Apr 16th, 2008
06:02:47 PM
X-FIles 2: Angry Anal
by Mr_X
Apr 16th, 2008
06:04:13 PM
now thats a movie i want to believe in.
X Files 2: X Files United
by Mr. Mcpoops
Apr 16th, 2008
06:04:22 PM
X Files 2: I Want My Money Back
by Mr. Mcpoops
Apr 16th, 2008
06:04:54 PM
is what I'll be saying after the movie ends.
X-files 2: Electric Boogaloo
by Mr_X
Apr 16th, 2008
06:05:00 PM
you know it makes sense
X Files 2: ELECTRIC BUGALOO
by uss cygnus
Apr 16th, 2008
06:05:04 PM
go McPoops, go!
by finky089
Apr 16th, 2008
06:05:31 PM
after last week's TBs, I have faith in you
X Files 2: I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch!
by uss cygnus
Apr 16th, 2008
06:05:34 PM
X Files 2: Now THIS is PODRACING!
by uss cygnus
Apr 16th, 2008
06:05:57 PM
X Files 2: I Want to Believe This Won't Suck
by Mr. Mcpoops
Apr 16th, 2008
06:06:13 PM
but I can't
gotham night wants a new duck
by finky089
Apr 16th, 2008
06:07:00 PM
you closet Al fan, you
X Files 2: I Want Strangers With Candy 2
by Mr. Mcpoops
Apr 16th, 2008
06:07:05 PM
The show was pretty damn funny.
X Files 2: I Want to Sneak into Iron Man
by Mr. Mcpoops
Apr 16th, 2008
06:07:58 PM
X Files 2: Chris Carter Needs the Money
by Mr. Mcpoops
Apr 16th, 2008
06:08:38 PM
X Files 2: I Still Know What the X Files Did Last Summer
by Mr. Mcpoops
Apr 16th, 2008
06:09:06 PM
For fuck's sake harry...
by s00p3rm4n
Apr 16th, 2008
06:10:02 PM
Read the article. Chris Carter said it's about Mulder trying to reconcile his own personal faith. And the story apparently is about the battle of faith and science, which is the main crux of the show to begin with. I think it's a natural fit and a great callback to the series, but whatever, go wank about Hellboy some more.
X Files 2: Don't Be A Menace To the FBI While Drinking...
by finky089
Apr 16th, 2008
06:11:20 PM
Your Oily Black Goo
X Files 2: I Want to Believe Gillian Anderson is a True Red Head
by Mr. Mcpoops
Apr 16th, 2008
06:12:19 PM
This title probably will get cut off.
X-Files 2: Kinda Like It
by house_of_myrmidon
Apr 16th, 2008
06:12:56 PM
never really watched x-Files, but when i did i loved that poster he had in his office - the one with crap U.F.O and 'I Want To Believe' strap (i'm teaching grandmothers to suck eggs here, forgive me). I was young at the time and not paying attention, but the simplicity of the sentence and the earnest and intrepid nature of the guy in front of the poster really hit me. Simple and universal i think...so i like the title. I need to believe
X Files 2: I Want to Believe Finky089 Wasn't Being Sarcastic
by Mr. Mcpoops
Apr 16th, 2008
06:13:20 PM
X Files 2: I Want to Believe that Heroes Will Get 2 Movies
by Mr. Mcpoops
Apr 16th, 2008
06:14:35 PM
No way that shit happens.
X Files 2: I Want To Dance
by Mr. Mcpoops
Apr 16th, 2008
06:15:52 PM
My favorite line from Dazed and Confused.
no McPoops
by finky089
Apr 16th, 2008
06:16:00 PM
I enjoy the TB title games
I'm with Harry
by Cobbio
Apr 16th, 2008
06:16:31 PM
I agree, workout monster Harry. The title "X-Files: I Want To Believe" sounds hokey as hell. It smacks of a syrupy inner city children's drama about a girl who has talent but not enough money to make it happen, but then a nice white teacher/playwrite/benefactor steps in and allows her to believe.

How about "X-Files: The Truth is Out There"? Something like that? Because everyone I know who gives a shit about the X-Files already believes.

there were some seriously good titles in TBs last week
by finky089
Apr 16th, 2008
06:17:16 PM
Cars and Fast and Furious. I usually leave the titles to you "experts" tho.
X Files 2: Nature Trail To Hell
by finky089
Apr 16th, 2008
06:18:03 PM
IN 3-D!

That one's for gotham night

Just drink some cough medicine and the titles come to you
by Mr. Mcpoops
Apr 16th, 2008
06:18:26 PM
X Files 2: I Want Arrested Development in Theaters
by Mr. Mcpoops
Apr 16th, 2008
06:19:32 PM
I really really do.
X Files 2: I Want My Baby Back Ribs
by Mr. Mcpoops
Apr 16th, 2008
06:29:14 PM
X Files 2: The Quest for Peace
by Mr. Mcpoops
Apr 16th, 2008
06:31:59 PM
X Files 2: Holy Hell Scarlett Looks Good
by Mr. Mcpoops
Apr 16th, 2008
06:33:11 PM
X Files 2: I Want A Jello Fight Between Scully and Scarlett
by Mr. Mcpoops
Apr 16th, 2008
06:34:11 PM
Oh Yeah. I'm thinking about that right now.
What a shit title
by kwisatzhaderach
Apr 16th, 2008
06:36:15 PM
Sounds like a straight to DVD title. Consider me unimpressed. Not too late to change it Mr Carter!
X Files 2: So I Married An Axe Mudering Alien
by Mr. Mcpoops
Apr 16th, 2008
06:38:28 PM
With Mike Myers playing an old scottish man.
X Files 2: The Madness of Title Spamming
by Puddleglum
Apr 16th, 2008
06:39:00 PM
hardy har, gotham_night and Mr. McPoops. I wish I could join in the fun with you gentlemen again, like last week, but alas I must leave for the day.
X Files 2: I Want To Be a Hilton
by Mr. Mcpoops
Apr 16th, 2008
06:39:10 PM
X Files: You Can't Tune A Piano, But You Can Tunafish
by uss cygnus
Apr 16th, 2008
06:39:15 PM
The world and this talkback is a sadder place Puddleglum
by Mr. Mcpoops
Apr 16th, 2008
06:39:41 PM
X Files 2: What about Scarecrow's Brain?
by uss cygnus
Apr 16th, 2008
06:39:56 PM
And I meant Murdering
by Mr. Mcpoops
Apr 16th, 2008
06:40:06 PM
on that last one.
X Files 2: The Smoking Man Strikes Back
by Puddleglum
Apr 16th, 2008
06:40:29 PM
okay, just one for the raod
X Files 2: Book of Alien Secrets
by Mr. Mcpoops
Apr 16th, 2008
06:41:18 PM
keep your chin up, Mr. McPoops
by Puddleglum
Apr 16th, 2008
06:41:23 PM
you're doing the work of the holy here
X Files 2: Where the FUCK is Ringo?
by uss cygnus
Apr 16th, 2008
06:42:41 PM
X Files 2: Where the FUCK is Ringo?
by uss cygnus
Apr 16th, 2008
06:42:41 PM
X Files 2: When Nature Calls.......Some Aliens
by Mr. Mcpoops
Apr 16th, 2008
06:43:47 PM
X Files 2: The Legend of Nigger Scully
by Piltdown Joey
Apr 16th, 2008
06:46:55 PM
X Files 2: I Want to Believe It's Better Than Spider Man 3
by Mr. Mcpoops
Apr 16th, 2008
06:46:58 PM
It has to be.
X Files 2: The Hunt For RedHeaded Scully
by finky089
Apr 16th, 2008
06:47:36 PM
huh, what WAS Scully's last name??? Check out the awesomeness that was the Cars 2 TB with a shitload of good titles. Now THAT'S a good one.

http://www.aintitcool.com/node /36329

(remove the spaces)

X Files 2: And the Kingdom of the Crystal Alien Skull
by Mr. Mcpoops
Apr 16th, 2008
06:48:44 PM
I think the muppet one was my favorite
by Mr. Mcpoops
Apr 16th, 2008
06:49:38 PM
but the cars one is good too.
X Files II : I Want To See Titties
by TheCap
Apr 16th, 2008
06:49:40 PM
Well ? I do. That is all. (Well, not ALL ... more than titties wouldn't be so bad, really.)
X Files 2: The Titties Are Out There
by finky089
Apr 16th, 2008
06:50:59 PM
X Files 2: Firecrotch in the Sky
by finky089
Apr 16th, 2008
06:52:11 PM
too far?
House of 1,000 Miatas is my favorite
by Mr. Mcpoops
Apr 16th, 2008
06:52:12 PM
I don't know why it makes me laugh.
X-FILES: I WANT TO BELIEVE SOMEONE STILL
by vaudeville villain
Apr 16th, 2008
06:53:18 PM
gives a shit about this property.
X Files 2: And the Half Blood Alien
by Mr. Mcpoops
Apr 16th, 2008
06:53:22 PM
Scully gets freaky with an Alien.
lol - agreed Mcpoops
by finky089
Apr 16th, 2008
06:53:24 PM
b/c if you've ever been in a Miata, you know being surrounded by 1,000 of them would truly be terror (what a shitty little car)
X Files 2: Main Characters are Boring
by Underoos Hero
Apr 16th, 2008
06:55:28 PM
Please face it David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson are two of the most boring people on the fucking planet. To prove my point...NAME ONE GODDAMN MOVIE OUSTIDE OF X FILES THAT PEOPLE PACKED THE HOUSE TO SEE....You fucking know it!
X Files 2: Aliens Versus Predator Versus Freddy Versus Jason
by Mr. Mcpoops
Apr 16th, 2008
06:56:00 PM
X Files 2: We Get Some Sleep
by Underoos Hero
Apr 16th, 2008
06:56:57 PM
X Files 2: Search for an Oversized Vinyl Collectible Vader
by finky089
Apr 16th, 2008
06:57:13 PM
yay, for AICN banner ad nonsense
X Files 2: The Brazillian Job
by Mr. Mcpoops
Apr 16th, 2008
06:57:38 PM
You know what I'm talking about. Wink Wink.
X Files 2: Search for a 12-inch Indy Ark Raider
by finky089
Apr 16th, 2008
06:57:52 PM
yowza!
X Files 2: Just As Boring As X Files 1 & The TV Shows
by Underoos Hero
Apr 16th, 2008
06:58:02 PM
X-FILES 2: THE FILE AFTER X
by vaudeville villain
Apr 16th, 2008
06:58:26 PM
co-starring Ice Cube as the Lizard King.
X Files 2: Believe Free or Probe Hard
by MEMEOVORE
Apr 16th, 2008
06:58:43 PM
too little too late?
X Files 2: The Chamber of Scully
by finky089
Apr 16th, 2008
06:59:05 PM
X Files 2: X and Fileser
by Mr. Mcpoops
Apr 16th, 2008
06:59:13 PM
X Files 2: The Search for More Money
by pokadoo
Apr 16th, 2008
06:59:16 PM
May the Schwartz be with you!
X Files 2: Won't Be A Good Movie
by Underoos Hero
Apr 16th, 2008
06:59:21 PM
X Files 2: Please Give Me My Money Back
by Underoos Hero
Apr 16th, 2008
07:00:09 PM
X Files 2: Mulder Rising
by Mr. Mcpoops
Apr 16th, 2008
07:00:11 PM
X Files 2: Rise of the Secret Service
by finky089
Apr 16th, 2008
07:00:27 PM
watch out Mulder & Scully!
X Files 2: Get Scullier!
by finky089
Apr 16th, 2008
07:01:12 PM
X Files 2: Why?
by Underoos Hero
Apr 16th, 2008
07:01:15 PM
X-FILES 2: I WANT NOT TO BE 10+ YEARS TOO LATE
by LaserPants
Apr 16th, 2008
07:01:16 PM
Its all a UFO Conspiracy! BADOIOIOIOIOING!!!
X Files 2: Where the Bitches At?
by Mr. Mcpoops
Apr 16th, 2008
07:02:03 PM
X Files 2: I Shoulda Had A V-8
by Underoos Hero
Apr 16th, 2008
07:02:10 PM
X Files 2: Roswellvoir Dogs
by finky089
Apr 16th, 2008
07:02:37 PM
X Files 2: Viva La Evolucion!
by finky089
Apr 16th, 2008
07:03:13 PM
thank you BUsted Tees
X Files 2: I Want Some Junior Mints
by Mr. Mcpoops
Apr 16th, 2008
07:03:31 PM
to ease my pain of watching this movie
X Files 2: Waiste of Time Space Continuum
by Underoos Hero
Apr 16th, 2008
07:03:47 PM
X Files 2 Live Crew
by finky089
Apr 16th, 2008
07:03:54 PM
Banned In The USA
X Files 2: I Want to Believe That I Have More Titles In Me
by Mr. Mcpoops
Apr 16th, 2008
07:04:29 PM
Nope, I'm done.
X Files 2: Get The Power Of BC In A Powder
by Underoos Hero
Apr 16th, 2008
07:05:08 PM
X Files 2: Would You Rather Watch Cars 2?
by finky089
Apr 16th, 2008
07:05:24 PM
X Files 2: David Duchovny is Limp
by Underoos Hero
Apr 16th, 2008
07:06:16 PM
The Popcorn You're Eating Has Just Been Pissed In
by finky089
Apr 16th, 2008
07:06:25 PM
Film at 11!

(Kentucky Fried Movie - gotta love it)

X Files 2: Catholic High School Scully In Trouble
by finky089
Apr 16th, 2008
07:06:55 PM
X Files 2: Sucks
by Underoos Hero
Apr 16th, 2008
07:06:59 PM
X Files 2: A Fist Full of Scully
by finky089
Apr 16th, 2008
07:07:33 PM
X Files 2: I'm Losing My Scully
by Underoos Hero
Apr 16th, 2008
07:07:44 PM
"Take her to Detroit!"
by finky089
Apr 16th, 2008
07:07:54 PM
X Files 2: Gangster Aliens Wear Scullys
by Underoos Hero
Apr 16th, 2008
07:08:37 PM
X Files 2: Nerds in Paradise
by finky089
Apr 16th, 2008
07:08:43 PM
Vote "no" on 15.
X Files 2: Mulder Loses His Scully
by Underoos Hero
Apr 16th, 2008
07:09:16 PM
X Files 2: Title Spamming Never Ends
by finky089
Apr 16th, 2008
07:09:33 PM
X Files 2: Fuck This Movie
by Underoos Hero
Apr 16th, 2008
07:09:51 PM
X Files 2: Scully Gone Wild
by finky089
Apr 16th, 2008
07:10:13 PM
X Files 2: Even The Dark Knight Was Better
by Underoos Hero
Apr 16th, 2008
07:10:28 PM
X Files 2: Bad Scully Begs For It
by finky089
Apr 16th, 2008
07:10:47 PM
X Files 2: We're Not Ang Lee's Hulk
by finky089
Apr 16th, 2008
07:11:15 PM
X Files 2: B/c It's far too long until Watchmen comes out
by finky089
Apr 16th, 2008
07:12:10 PM
X Files 2: Kingdom of the Crystal Scully
by finky089
Apr 16th, 2008
07:12:44 PM
X Files 2: Chris Carter Invested All His Money in Harsh Realm
by Mr. Mcpoops
Apr 16th, 2008
07:12:52 PM
X Files 2: Millenium Kicked Ass
by Mr. Mcpoops
Apr 16th, 2008
07:14:23 PM
X FIles 2: I Want More Money
by tough_times
Apr 16th, 2008
07:15:33 PM
X Files 2: Attack of the Filing Cabinet
by Mr. Mcpoops
Apr 16th, 2008
07:15:35 PM
X files 2: Bring in Shia
by disfigurehead
Apr 16th, 2008
07:15:56 PM
XF2: Wish We Hadn't Left the Show
by tough_times
Apr 16th, 2008
07:16:18 PM
XF2: Aliener
by tough_times
Apr 16th, 2008
07:16:46 PM
X Files 2: I Want to Believe the New Hulk Won't Suck
by Mr. Mcpoops
Apr 16th, 2008
07:17:12 PM
Please don't suck
XF2: Evolution, David? Really?
by tough_times
Apr 16th, 2008
07:17:59 PM
Actually I kinda liked that film. Though it had its flaws
X Files 2: Kloipy's Baby
by Kloipy
Apr 16th, 2008
07:18:33 PM
it's alive!
X Files 2: New Battlestar Is The Suck, Old BS ...
by Underoos Hero
Apr 16th, 2008
07:19:08 PM
..Is Still The Shit!!
X Files 2: I've Made A Huge Mistake
by Mr. Mcpoops
Apr 16th, 2008
07:20:11 PM
In the Immortal words of GOB Bluth
X Files 2: New Cylons Suck
by Underoos Hero
Apr 16th, 2008
07:20:15 PM
X Files 2: New Battlestar Raped My Childhood
by Underoos Hero
Apr 16th, 2008
07:20:42 PM
X Files 2: Rise of the Silver Surfer
by Mr. Mcpoops
Apr 16th, 2008
07:21:24 PM
He is an alien. This is going to be a great crossover
X Files 2: The Day The Earth Stood Still
by Underoos Hero
Apr 16th, 2008
07:22:31 PM
X Files 2: I'd Rather Be Outside
by Underoos Hero
Apr 16th, 2008
07:23:52 PM
X Files 2: Plan 9 From Outer Space Was Better
by Underoos Hero
Apr 16th, 2008
07:24:49 PM
X Files 2: I Believe in a Thing Called Love
by Mr. Mcpoops
Apr 16th, 2008
07:29:33 PM
Just Listen to the rhythm of my heart.
Reviews
by Zoltan_Abbassid
Apr 16th, 2008
07:30:36 PM
It's like Carter wanted to make a title that snarky film reviewers could incorporate into their negative reviews. A good title for this would have been more descriptive and maybe a little mysterious. There is nothing descriptive about "I want to believe." There is nothing about that that makes you want to see the movie. If they were going to go generic like that, they could have done something like X Files: The Wanton Moment, or X Files: The Broken Mind, or X Files: Emergence. Especially surprising that they chose something like this when they had such awesome titles for their episodes.
X Files 2: Stomp the Yard Full of Aliens
by Mr. Mcpoops
Apr 16th, 2008
07:32:13 PM
X Files 2: Wall*E
by Underoos Hero
Apr 16th, 2008
07:35:14 PM
X Files 2: Wall*E In Search Of Uncle Number 5
by Underoos Hero
Apr 16th, 2008
07:36:04 PM
X Files 2: I Want to Believe and Yet I Am Still Skeptical
by Kloipy
Apr 16th, 2008
07:36:23 PM
X Files 2: Standard With Vista
by Underoos Hero
Apr 16th, 2008
07:36:40 PM
X Files 2: Requires DIVX Codec
by Underoos Hero
Apr 16th, 2008
07:38:22 PM
X Files 2: Windows is Shutting Down
by Underoos Hero
Apr 16th, 2008
07:39:25 PM
XFILES 2: "THERE WILL BE BLOOD" SHOULDA WON BEST PICTURE
by LaserPants
Apr 16th, 2008
07:39:34 PM
IT SHOULD HAVE!!! I BLAME THE UFO CONSPIRACY!!!
X Files 2: I see You Gigglin'
by Underoos Hero
Apr 16th, 2008
07:40:08 PM
X Files 2: Aliens In L.A.
by Underoos Hero
Apr 16th, 2008
07:43:58 PM
X Files 2: We Picked Up Some Aliens at HomeDepot
by Underoos Hero
Apr 16th, 2008
07:44:43 PM
X Files 2: Aliens Cut My Yard
by Underoos Hero
Apr 16th, 2008
07:45:19 PM
X Files 2: Aliens Keep Down Costs Of Home Building
by Underoos Hero
Apr 16th, 2008
07:46:32 PM
I WANT TO BELIEVE ...
by BetaSword
Apr 16th, 2008
07:48:21 PM
That this movie will not end it like: "Everything that happened to now is totally pointless, since we'll all get beaten by an alien-invasion" I mean, what sick shithead wrote this dumb ending of X-Files:TheMovie? Well, normally, I'm trying to be polite, but having watched X-Files for years, getting such an Ending in the first Movie, made me think, that they(not me) totally wasted quite a bit of my lifespan. As it goes for the second Movie, I'm actually hoping to see the Ending on youtube, before I'll even consider paying for that, 'cause i want an Ending, that satisfies me, like having them make countermeasures that work, to actually defend the earth, before or after the public notices the invasion.
X Files 2: Aliens Join MS 13 and the La Mara 18
by Underoos Hero
Apr 16th, 2008
07:48:52 PM
Is this the title Christ Carter wanted...
by DanielKurland
Apr 16th, 2008
07:48:58 PM
or the one that FOX wanted them to use. It seems like the one Carter would want. I think it's a great title. It gets back to the basics of the show, which seems to be what this movie is all about.
X Files 2: I hope Mr. T is in it.
by Mr. Mcpoops
Apr 16th, 2008
07:49:14 PM
X Files 2: Lost is So Much Better
by Mr. Mcpoops
Apr 16th, 2008
07:50:23 PM
X Files 2: Alien Brings Me Chips And Salsa
by Underoos Hero
Apr 16th, 2008
07:50:42 PM
X Files 2: ICE Busted 238 Aliens at Chicken Plants
by Underoos Hero
Apr 16th, 2008
07:51:59 PM
XFILES 2: ATTN ALL DESPERATE SINGLE AGING-GEN-X FEMALES!
by LaserPants
Apr 16th, 2008
07:52:04 PM
Mulder's back! Your perfect obtainable hunky nerd you wanted to marry but never will is back! Time to curl up with a box of chocolates and lose yourself in his self-satisfied smirk. Don't cry, you'll find love. Or, you know, whatever passes for it. Eventually you'll just grab whatever slab of meet that can hold a job is left and deal. How romantic! Settling. The nesting instinct. Slow suicide.... ITS A UFO CONSPIRACY!!! WOOOOT!!!
X Files 2: Chris Carter Hates Black People
by Mr. Mcpoops
Apr 16th, 2008
07:52:14 PM
Starring Mike Myers and Kanye West. Guess who gets top billing.
X Files 2: Alien Stole My Identity
by Underoos Hero
Apr 16th, 2008
07:52:51 PM
X Files 2: Alien Claims To Be My Dead Grandad
by Underoos Hero
Apr 16th, 2008
07:54:21 PM
...Then gets in trouble all over town and we have to figure it out.
XFILES 2: LOST Is Actually Even Dumber & More Fatuous
by LaserPants
Apr 16th, 2008
07:59:21 PM
Its the old "shaggy dog" trick. A really, really long winded, but ultimately empty and over-self-important shaggy dog trick. It shoulda been a 6 episode miniseries, tops. Its also profoundly silly and inane.
X Files 2: I can't belive it's not butter!
by FormerEnglandPropJasonLeonard
Apr 16th, 2008
08:01:05 PM
Milking the cash cow for that rich creamy taste !
XFILES2: WHO THE HELL ELSE IS GONNA HIRE DUCHOVNY?
by LaserPants
Apr 16th, 2008
08:01:41 PM
MULDER GOTTA EAT!!!
X Files 2: In Rainbows
by the podosphere
Apr 16th, 2008
08:06:09 PM
Mulder waxes rhapsodic on the virtues of consuming porn to to the music of Radiohead.

Scully, of course, hides her slight intrigue with overt disgust.

the podosphere
by ricarleite
Apr 16th, 2008
08:09:20 PM
Hell yeah, radiohead!
X Files 2: The Truth Avatar
by the podosphere
Apr 16th, 2008
08:09:28 PM
Just to piss off Cameron.
X Files 2: I Want to Run, I Want to Hide, I Want to Tear Down Th
by blimblambloo
Apr 16th, 2008
08:21:57 PM
that hold me inside
X Files 2: I Want My MTV!
by blimblambloo
Apr 16th, 2008
08:22:55 PM
THE SEX FILES: I WANT TO CONCEIVE
by ScoobySnack
Apr 16th, 2008
08:30:30 PM
So there.
X-FILES 2: TERMINATOR 3: REVENGE OF THE TITLE SPAM
by leobloom
Apr 16th, 2008
08:35:07 PM
XFILES2: TERMINATOR 4: AUSTIN POWERS 5:
by LaserPants
Apr 16th, 2008
08:50:53 PM
THE TRUTH CHAHHPAH DOO EED GROOVY BABY YEAH
Thank God for this movie!
by Herb West
Apr 16th, 2008
09:02:03 PM
I've never had a chance to see alternate title spam in an AICN talkback before. Sweeet.
X-FILES 2: I BELIEVE IN...MIRACLES!!!!!
by MrMysteryGuest
Apr 16th, 2008
09:08:22 PM
X-FILES 2: THE CHIMP FILES
by jackofhearts29
Apr 16th, 2008
09:08:24 PM
Someone had to say it... And you don't wanna know what that chimp does with the files...
SOUNDS LIKE A SELF-HELP BOOK!
by odysseus
Apr 16th, 2008
09:18:50 PM
Weak, weak, weak.
Fuck it.
by Herb West
Apr 16th, 2008
09:21:12 PM
I'll make it an even 400.
X-Files 2: Electric Boogaloo
by jawsfan
Apr 16th, 2008
09:27:15 PM
X-FILES: YOU WILL BELIEVE A MAN CAN FILE
by Acne Scarface
Apr 16th, 2008
09:27:37 PM
It's been long enough ...
by MattHooper
Apr 16th, 2008
09:35:43 PM
They could just call the damn thing "The X-Files" and get away with that.
The title like the film has religous overtones
by DARTH VOODOO
Apr 16th, 2008
09:50:47 PM
According to Chris Carter "it's a story that involves difficulties in mediating faith and science" "I want to believe really does suggest Mulder's struggle with his faith"
X-Files 2: The Duece is Loose
by Stereotypical Evil Archer
Apr 16th, 2008
09:52:23 PM
X-Files 2: Malcolm X In The Middle
by REDD
Apr 16th, 2008
10:00:33 PM
X-Files 2: Believe I May, Believe I Might,...
by Fred
Apr 16th, 2008
10:00:45 PM
...Believe The Belief I Believe Tonight
Who gives a fuck? Really. Harry I know
by GQtaste
Apr 16th, 2008
10:11:31 PM
you're a movie person but do you honestly have to go over every little minute detail?
Love the title...
by Rindain
Apr 16th, 2008
10:17:15 PM
Simple and sums up the series very well.
Welcome Back Frank would have been a badass title
by Guy Who Got A Headache And Accidentally Saves The World
Apr 16th, 2008
10:21:49 PM
For Punisher 2, but since Jane isn't doing it who cares
Knowing FOX...
by FarSky
Apr 16th, 2008
10:58:48 PM
They probably wanted the title to be "XF2." Chodes.
Title Sucks...Unfortunate - X-Files still rocks though!!
by pixel41
Apr 16th, 2008
11:16:15 PM
Fight the Future
by yesiamaplant
Apr 16th, 2008
11:34:10 PM
wasn't much better, imo, and no one even really remembers that was part of the title anymore. Big deal.
HANNAH MONTANA & X FILES 2: BEST OF BOTH WORLDS
by Robots In Das Guys
Apr 16th, 2008
11:51:35 PM
Make it happen.
X FILES 2: NEVAH!
by Robots In Das Guys
Apr 16th, 2008
11:52:45 PM
Now with 100% more Michael Caine.
X FILES 2: RELOADED
by Robots In Das Guys
Apr 16th, 2008
11:54:03 PM
Ergo, as if, what the fuck am I talking about.
HANNAH MONTANA & ALEX KRYCEK: BEST OF BOTH WORLDS
by Robots In Das Guys
Apr 16th, 2008
11:55:56 PM
X FILES 2 FAST 2 FURIOUS RISING
by Robots In Das Guys
Apr 16th, 2008
11:57:30 PM
Michelle Rodriguez loses all her Y chromosomes in this one.
X FILES 2: OR HOW I LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING AND LOVE SHITTY TIT
by Robots In Das Guys
Apr 16th, 2008
11:59:21 PM
SHITTY TITLES, TITLES!!
by Robots In Das Guys