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THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS 4 Has A Shorter Title Now?? Because "The"s Were Too Confusing!!

Gay by erichaislar	Apr 16th, 2008 10:27:36 AM

just like this movie by erichaislar	Apr 16th, 2008 10:27:47 AM

OK by slone13	Apr 16th, 2008 10:29:25 AM
I'm fine with this. I enjoyed the shit out of the first one. And it certainly wasn't because it had those "the"s in the title.
FAST AND 4IOUS by David Cloverfield	Apr 16th, 2008 10:29:33 AM
Even shorter!
Target audience confused by word 'The'.. 'Nuf Said by Baron Karza	Apr 16th, 2008 10:32:12 AM
Yikes.
What the... by Ladonite	Apr 16th, 2008 10:36:46 AM
I mean, I don't care or anything, but seriously... Are people actually getting stupider?
Pesky adjectives by superfleish76	Apr 16th, 2008 10:37:16 AM
Always gettin in way of me going fast & furious!
Vin Diesel Gotta Eat! by erichaislar	Apr 16th, 2008 10:41:13 AM
Paul walker Gotta get acting lessons.
I wouldn't even go with a title by just pillow talk	Apr 16th, 2008 10:41:34 AM
just have it be the sound of cars whizzing by.
It's like "Rambo"...only not (or is it?). by tylerzero	Apr 16th, 2008 10:51:22 AM

4aster and 4uriouser? by Leto III	Apr 16th, 2008 10:51:50 AM

The Fast And The Furious: Extreme 4ce by SoWasRed2012	Apr 16th, 2008 10:56:07 AM

Little known fact... by rogerconnery	Apr 16th, 2008 10:56:53 AM
Fantastic Four was originally titled, "The Fan the Tastic the Four". So look how shortening that titled worked out.
The Fast And The Furious 4.0 by SoWasRed2012	Apr 16th, 2008 10:58:57 AM
The one where mankind is enslaved by talking cars and the only way Vin DIesel and Paul Walker can save our species is to drive around really fast in said vocal vehicles.
Because it's how it's marketed in the rest of the world... by l0ne@email.it	Apr 16th, 2008 10:59:18 AM
... starting with The Fast & The Furious (the first).
Because the name... by Napoleon Park	Apr 16th, 2008 11:10:39 AM
"The The" had already been taken.
Because the name... by Napoleon Park	Apr 16th, 2008 11:11:19 AM
"FF" had already been taken.
Because the name... by Napoleon Park	Apr 16th, 2008 11:12:40 AM
Can Hironymous Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe And Find True happiness" was already taken.
Fantastic Faster Furiouser Four by Uncapie	Apr 16th, 2008 11:13:15 AM
That way you get the superhero box office crowd's cash too.
The Fast And The Furious 4 Ever by SoWasRed2012	Apr 16th, 2008 11:15:27 AM
The fastest, most beautiful love story ever told.
The Fast And The Furious 4 The Love Of God by SoWasRed2012	Apr 16th, 2008 11:17:39 AM
Vin Diesel narrowly avoids death in a horrific car crash and becomes a born again Christian as a result. But with a really fast car.
The Fast And The Furious: In The B4 Now by SoWasRed2012	Apr 16th, 2008 11:19:25 AM
A prequel to the smash-hit 'The Fast And The Furious' which chronicles the rise of Vin Diesel in the cut-throat world of illegal street racing. In really fast cars.
The Fast And The Furious: The Car That Time 4Got by SoWasRed2012	Apr 16th, 2008 11:22:24 AM
Vin Diesel and Paul Walker stumble across a familiar looking DeLorean, catapulting them into an adventure across time. In a really fast car.
The 4ast 4 The 4uriou4: 4-D!! by ImMorganFreeman	Apr 16th, 2008 11:27:39 AM
See the wooden grain in Paul Walker's face. See Vin Diesel's glands! And a fast car! (Cohen-free!)
They'll HAVE to stop after this one, then... by ZeroCorpse	Apr 16th, 2008 11:34:14 AM
Because if the audience can't handle "the", then they shouldn't be asked to count that high.
DAMN YOU ALLITERATION!!! by bentmywookie	Apr 16th, 2008 11:34:36 AM
AND SCREW YOU ARTICLES!
Is that oriental bird going to be in it again? by BiggusDickus	Apr 16th, 2008 11:42:04 AM
The one with the face like a smacked arse? She scared me.
chitty chitty 4 finger fast bang by snapple_ladys_lazy_eye	Apr 16th, 2008 11:43:52 AM
Vin Diesel and Paul Walker drive a really fast flying car powered by michelle rodriguez finger banging flubber.
The Moderately Going Over the Speed Limit with Serenity Now by tough_times	Apr 16th, 2008 11:44:30 AM
That's how I roll
It matters not a jot.... by Gabba-UK	Apr 16th, 2008 11:49:36 AM
what you call it to the chavish kev's in their blinged up noise making corsa's and nova's to whom these films are Ben Hurr. They'll just spend their benefits to buy pirate copies of it!
1st shots of the Watchmen action figures by sherryk	Apr 16th, 2008 11:55:50 AM
Veidt.com
Next one will just be called "CAR GO FAST VROOM" by ZeroCorpse	Apr 16th, 2008 11:57:20 AM
No plot. Just pictures of fast-looking cars, menacing-looking Asians and Latinos, and LED lights galore. Here's the script: Asian Guy 1: "CAR." Latino Guy 1: "UNH HUH! CAR!!!" Asian Guy 2: "FAST." Latino Guy 1: "UNH HUH! FAST!!" Asian Girl 1: "OOOoooh! CAR." Latino Guy 1: "UNH HUH! GIRL! CAR! Asian Guy 1: "VROOM?" Latino Guy 1: "UNH HUH! VROOM!!!" Asian Guy 3: "LIGHTS...CAR FAST!" All: "UNH HUH! FAST! VROOOOM!" This is, of course, the Director's Cut.
Oh not another whiney dumb a-hole by tough_times	Apr 16th, 2008 11:58:50 AM
Suck it up
The Fast And The Furious: Where 4 Art Thou Romeo by SoWasRed2012	Apr 16th, 2008 11:59:41 AM
Vin Diesel and Paul Walker are star crossed lovers, but there is one major obstacle in their way; they each prefer a different really fast car manufacturer to the other. Will their love overcome all that stands in their way, or have they been cursed to spend their lives apart from one another?
I agree with tough times. by SoWasRed2012	Apr 16th, 2008 12:01:13 PM
This is the first 'annoying title talkback' I've ever participated in, and I've discovered it amuses me greatly, so get on or get outta the way.
For the demographic that'll actually go see this... by Kid Z	Apr 16th, 2008 12:06:18 PM
... they should just call it "Fast N Furyuz"
Live Fast Or Die Furious by SoWasRed2012	Apr 16th, 2008 12:06:29 PM
Die Hard In A Really Fast Car
...And market it as... by Kid Z	Apr 16th, 2008 12:06:53 PM
...FNF4!
Thanx Sowasred, I mean what else are we going to do? by tough_times	Apr 16th, 2008 12:08:23 PM
Talk about our love for all things Fast and Furious? PPPPBBBBSSSSSHHH!
The Fast And The Furious: 4Get Me Not by SoWasRed2012	Apr 16th, 2008 12:11:25 PM
Paul Walker walks away from a bloody pile-up with a severe case of amnesia. Lost in a world he no longer remembers, it takes his best friend, Vin Diesel, and a really fast car, to help him rediscover his most precious memories.
The Fast And The Furious: 4 Queen And Country by SoWasRed2012	Apr 16th, 2008 12:14:39 PM
Vin Diesel, Paul Walker and their really fast cars go international as their adventures take them to the United Kingdom, where they immediately stumble upon a drug-smuggling ring and are forced to team-up with renegade maverick really fast car driver Jason Statham to bring the bad guys down.
wtf by Gungan Slayer	Apr 16th, 2008 12:17:00 PM
not that i give a shit about this franchise, but honestly, is that the best they could come up with? how about a cleverly retareded FAST AND FURIOUS 4EVER or the tens of other names thrown out on the talkback?
Fst N Frs 5 by ZeroCorpse	Apr 16th, 2008 12:19:53 PM
"The vowels were confusing to the audience."
The Fast and The Furious: Hazzard Dirt by tough_times	Apr 16th, 2008 12:21:03 PM
Paul and Vin Duke must save their town from an influx of ricers. Will American Muscle win out? Can Uncle Jesse learn to love again? Will Daisy find her baby's daddy?
The Fast and the Illiterate: An After School Special by tough_times	Apr 16th, 2008 12:25:46 PM
Vin struggles with a learning disability. But love conquers all, as he learns to read as he drives really fast.
FaFuFo by TroutMaskReplicant	Apr 16th, 2008 12:33:33 PM
It's shorter and snappier. "I'll have one ticket to FaFuFo please!" I'll think I'll go kill myself...
The title CARS has already been used... by 2tonTAINT	Apr 16th, 2008 12:40:44 PM
...so maybe this isn't as bad as it could have been?
Please D.Vader by tough_times	Apr 16th, 2008 12:43:50 PM
Pull the corncob out of your twat, and go somewhere where someone may actually give a damn what you think. It's not spamming you ignorant Philistine, but thanks for proving what a dumb a-hole you really are. This is a talkback about the Fast and Furious franchise. Should we rather discuss the merit and art of the film? PPPBBSSHHH! So being the cunt you are, you come into a talkback about a silly title about a silly movie to chastise people for doing a silly thing. Life must have been cruel to you. I pity you.
yeah by snapple_ladys_lazy_eye	Apr 16th, 2008 12:50:24 PM
what he said
Did anybody ever notice that... by Darth Macchio	Apr 16th, 2008 12:50:40 PM
the first "Fast and the Furious" was basically a remake of "Point Break"? A few differences aside...undercover cop enters into tight sub-culture (surfing:underground racing) find an anti-hero (Bodie:Dominic) finds a girl who's involved/related to the anti-hero who reluctantly helps the hero (Tyler:Mia) plot involves said sub-cultures involvement with high-stake robbery (ex-presidents robbing banks:modern highway "pirates" robbing shipping trucks). Now Point Break is a guilty pleasure but Fast & the Furious was boring....but surely I'm not the only one to notice? (sorry for calling you Shirly).
Darth Macchio by slone13	Apr 16th, 2008 12:54:10 PM
You are not the first person to note this. And both films rank about the same in my "guilty pleasure" column.
I'm yo daddy by tough_times	Apr 16th, 2008 12:55:37 PM

oh, another lovers quarrel among talkbackers by bentmywookie	Apr 16th, 2008 01:06:40 PM
how cute.
You D. Vader are a moron. by tough_times	Apr 16th, 2008 01:10:54 PM
By the way it's 1pm. If you are already on the beers then that explains a lot. Get help.
nah, bentmywookie by tough_times	Apr 16th, 2008 01:13:41 PM
I find it amusing to get people who are wound a little too tight all riled up. I'm trying to see if I can get him to do this all day long.
HAHAHA... THATS WHAT I SHOUT AT RICERS!!! by Playkins	Apr 16th, 2008 01:16:29 PM
I go like this- when I see them around town driving too fast, I yell "Fast and furious, chico!" or something like that. Sometimes I substitue chico for something else, usually something funny. I've had a few flip me off, I've never had any stop.
Fast and Furious on 4 Wheels by hank henshaw	Apr 16th, 2008 01:21:13 PM
Genius!
It's all part of the love... by bentmywookie	Apr 16th, 2008 01:25:10 PM
if I wasn't amused by people make up goofy title names, or ramming objects up other people's orifices or what they'd like to do to Kristen Bell, I'm sure I'd be... I don't know actually working right now. Bring on all the comedy, I say!
They don't need the "and" either by Larry of Arabia	Apr 16th, 2008 01:31:16 PM
Fast Furious.
hahaha by tough_times	Apr 16th, 2008 01:40:34 PM
Yeah I know what you mean, bentmywookie. I actually have to go meet with a client, so sadly I can't continue with this. D. Vader you played the part of the Organ-Grinder Monkey brilliantly. I wish you well, and hope you get off the booze and go back and get that GED. Good luck friend.
* Sounds like a porn flick... o ===> + )( = :) by wowsucks	Apr 16th, 2008 01:42:25 PM
Just saying... Well then again this will most likely have a lot of sucking action. "Sorry slow day"
Fa Fa Fo Fi! by RockMSockM	Apr 16th, 2008 01:42:40 PM
Bababooey
tough_times has to go meet with a client by slone13	Apr 16th, 2008 01:53:43 PM
Only 20 minutes after stating how he planned on trolling the board all day to annoy people. Some people just can't make up their mind...
YEAH THIS ARTICLE SUMS UP THE DEMOGRAPHIC by Ray Gamma	Apr 16th, 2008 01:56:29 PM
I mean, the kind of people who like these movies tend to walk around breathing with their mouths open, don't they?
So they're copying Rambo? by ahdvd	Apr 16th, 2008 02:17:36 PM
First it was First Blood Part IV, then JOHN RAMBO, then RAMBO 4, then simply RAMBO, so what're they gonna end up with fo this? I'll tell ya - F4st 4nd Furious. Pure cheese, but you know it.
I really loved "Diving Bell and Butterfly" by DocBosch	Apr 16th, 2008 02:29:31 PM
Back when "2 Fast 2 Furious" came out, I thought the title was awesomely ridiculous and genius, just like the inconsistent Rambo sequel titles that follow no rhyme or reason. I started brainstorming what the 3rd movie's title would be, and came up with: "3x Faster and More Ferocious". Unfortunately they went with the uninventive "Tokyo Drift". But now this "Fast and Furious" development delves into a whole new level of postmodern fun, just like when the fifth Rambo film was named "Rambo". My bet on part 5? "Fast/Furious". Or "Fastrious".
And I suppose the prequel to this one will be called... by Johnno	Apr 16th, 2008 02:45:50 PM
'The'
Why not go all abbreviation...who needs words? by Reel American Hero	Apr 16th, 2008 03:21:24 PM
FF4
wow, makes the x files by chewyou812	Apr 16th, 2008 03:37:32 PM
I wanna believe seem creative.
Furious and Fast by hank henshaw	Apr 16th, 2008 04:27:35 PM
Change word order for the 5th movie and you are done.
Jordana Brewster is back by Spandau Belly	Apr 16th, 2008 04:28:40 PM
that makes me happy
FAST AND FURIOSER RISING by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 16th, 2008 05:00:45 PM
You know it to be true.
WTF Y not just call it 4 The Fast & Furious? by filmstu2005	Apr 16th, 2008 05:05:10 PM
Y not just call it 4 The Fast & Furious
blah by slkboxrman	Apr 16th, 2008 05:05:37 PM
i dont think the report is correct.....makes no sense to change the title so drastically now
¨Fastrious¨ by Ray Gamma	Apr 16th, 2008 05:08:53 PM
that made me LOL
How about "Fist of Car" by Utamoh	Apr 16th, 2008 05:10:48 PM
"Furious" is too hard to spell. Let's see - "Fast! Mad!" or "Fast 4 Car!" or "Drive! Fight!" Hulk smash! ooops, wrong film.
Freakishly Fast Formidably Furious by 'Cholera's Ghost	Apr 16th, 2008 05:24:16 PM
"Quad-F"
To the anti-title spammers by 'Cholera's Ghost	Apr 16th, 2008 05:35:46 PM
Maybe I'm not talkbacking enough, but the only other title spamming I've seen has been for the Terminator talkbacks, and that last one deserved it not only because the retitling has been drawn out and atrocious but because the article was about THE TITLE. Same here. And I don't see why it would possibly stifle discussion if a bunch of people wanted to discuss something. Also, I might be way too easily amused, but "Terminators of Endearment" was funny (come on, it was) and I fucking love making fun of these Fastriouser movies.
"The" slows it down too much; it had to go by finky089	Apr 16th, 2008 05:57:03 PM
"Fast & Furious" will "rape your face and then grind it off" cuz it'll be so good!! not really
"CARS was already taken" by Ravetin	Apr 16th, 2008 05:57:41 PM
That's the best shit I've seen in any of these title TBs.
Cholera - there was a few TBs last week with title spam by finky089	Apr 16th, 2008 05:59:12 PM
a Fast and Furious one and at least one, if not both, Cars 2 TBs. Personally, I enjoy reading them though. "Terminators of Endearment WAS a good one. I seem to remember a handful of really good ones from that TB...think I'll go back and check it out again for a few laughs...
hank henshaw by finky089	Apr 16th, 2008 06:03:34 PM
you probably weren't even that serious about your post, but you raise an interesting point. I think studios have a strategy these days NOT to change the titles too much and instead keep titling sequels like "Blockbuster Movie: Rise of the Sequels" because it keeps the DVDs together on the shelves, where the studio REALLY make their money back. If yo uhave a trilogy and they're split up on the shelves b/c of title differences, it'll throw things off when people are looking for it (or, decrease the chances of someone seeing it if it's not next to the original movie whose success spawned the sequels.)
The Fast And The Furious: REALLY FAST 4KING CARS by SoWasRed2012	Apr 16th, 2008 06:24:48 PM
Vin Diesel and Paul Walker have decided that their really fast cars aren't really fast enough any more. A string of coincidences lead to them discovering a fuel that will make their cars go so fast, they actually launch into space.
The Fast and The Furious Resurrection by SoWasRed2012	Apr 16th, 2008 06:27:59 PM
2000 years in the future, everybody is shit at driving, so scientists decide they need to bring Vin Diesel back to life to show everyone how it's done. The only problem is, to 'resurrect' Vin, they have to clone Paul Walker and make him have a Vin Diesel baby. Hilarity ensues. In really fast cars.
The Fast And The Furious: Point Break by SoWasRed2012	Apr 16th, 2008 06:32:29 PM
The franchise decides it needs to pay even more homage to the classic movie it ripped off the first time, so Vin Diesel and Paul Walker become entangled in a plot to destroy all marine wildlife - and the only way they can save the day is with the help of their new favourite toys. Really fast cars that can SURF. ON WATER.
The Fast And The Furious Notebook by SoWasRed2012	Apr 16th, 2008 06:36:57 PM
Rob Cohen remakes the much-loved romantic classic, but instead of Ryan Gosling jumping onto ferris wheels and building houses and sitting there reading the same story over and over to his Alzheimer-stricken soulmate, it's just Vin Diesel driving in a really fast car while Paul Walker sits in the passenger seat drawing cartoon dog doodles in a notebook.
The Lord Of The Rings: The Fast And The Furious by SoWasRed2012	Apr 16th, 2008 06:39:15 PM
Gandalf tells Vin Diesel and Paul Walker they need to travel to Mount Doom to destroy the ring. They get in their really fast car and do just that before Gandalf even has time to get into a silly fight with his best mate.
D. Vader take your meds by tough_times	Apr 16th, 2008 06:47:48 PM
Wow. What you say about me is so detailed. I guess you write what you know. But as sad as your life is, doesn't mean other people share your experience. But if it makes you feel a little better in that bitter wasteland of a heart you have go ahead and insult away. Just remember, next time you start whining about what people are doing in a talkback, you have already lost.
Cholera's Ghost by SoWasRed2012	Apr 16th, 2008 06:51:17 PM
Terminators of Endearment just had me rolling on the floor. My challenge for tomorrow (as it's pretty late over here in Blighty right now) is to come up with a TF&TF title that makes me and/or others laugh just as hard. And I won't apologise for title spamming, I'm all for intelligent discussion, but this is a TF&TF talkback and I won't be told (d.vader) that my behaviour in talkbacks has to either be exclusively conversational or exclusively spamful (ding, new word) - I'll mix the two up as and when I see fit. Title spamming is funny, doesn't mean I can't have a sensible conversation, I just probably won't be having one in this talkback.
Part 5: Fast Furious by pokadoo	Apr 16th, 2008 07:02:11 PM
Drop the "and".
Part 6: Fast by pokadoo	Apr 16th, 2008 07:03:06 PM
Keep dropping words!
Part 7: F by pokadoo	Apr 16th, 2008 07:03:50 PM
Snappy!
Part 8: by pokadoo	Apr 16th, 2008 07:06:50 PM
Drop all the fucking words! Just a big close up on the poster of Paul Walkers Right Nipple fighting Vin Diesels left nipple.
Quick and Angry by tough_times	Apr 16th, 2008 07:10:46 PM

The Expeditous and the Ireful by tough_times	Apr 16th, 2008 07:12:54 PM

Why not Furiously Fast? by kikuchiyoboy	Apr 16th, 2008 07:21:10 PM
That just might blow peoples minds.
"Furiously Fast" - sounds like a film about maturbation by Puddleglum	Apr 16th, 2008 07:22:14 PM

that is, "MASTURBATION" by Puddleglum	Apr 16th, 2008 07:22:51 PM
like fanboys are unfamiliar with it...
SoWasRed2012 by finky089	Apr 16th, 2008 07:25:25 PM
did you see the Cars TB from last week? Title spamming GOLD http://www.aintitcool.com/node /36329 (remove the spaces)
certain posts just ask for title spamming by just pillow talk	Apr 16th, 2008 07:30:41 PM
This thread is certainly one, cause really, who gives a fuck about these movies?
Fast and Furious 4evaZ!!! Motha Fukkahs!!! by Damien Chowder	Apr 16th, 2008 07:51:00 PM

Drivin 'n' Stoppinz by Damien Chowder	Apr 16th, 2008 07:52:32 PM

F.A.F. by Damien Chowder	Apr 16th, 2008 07:57:47 PM
in some parts of England means virgina.
Fast! Furious! 4! by MrMysteryGuest	Apr 16th, 2008 08:28:38 PM

"Fast and Furious! Like My Sex!" by MrMysteryGuest	Apr 16th, 2008 08:31:59 PM
The porno!
2 GAY 2 HANDLE by canvasseamonkey	Apr 16th, 2008 08:32:50 PM
thats my pick for the title
F45T&FUR10U5 by BadMrWonka	Apr 16th, 2008 08:46:55 PM
these movies are the cinematic equivalent of Flavor of Love
lol by slkboxrman	Apr 16th, 2008 09:20:11 PM
thats why i hate title rumors so early in production...... look at the rambo movie.....originally it was "john rambo" and it was like that for awhile till someone woke up and realized it was stupid..and made it just RAMBO
THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS: 4ever profitable by Leafy McPlantsalot	Apr 16th, 2008 09:45:57 PM

The Fastest and the Furiousest by JoeSixPack	Apr 16th, 2008 09:47:12 PM
Better title
The Ricers of Madison County by ZeroCorpse	Apr 16th, 2008 10:23:36 PM
The spamming begins anew.
Fast Encounters of the Furious Kind by ZeroCorpse	Apr 16th, 2008 10:24:13 PM
VROOOM!
Fast and Furiouser: When Vin met Paul by justgetreal	Apr 16th, 2008 10:57:48 PM

This is what happens... by justgetreal	Apr 16th, 2008 11:11:53 PM
When you let Tonto head up your marketing department. The tag line will probably be "Race not over until it over". Or maybe "I feel need, need 4 speed".
F&F, Episode IV: The New Hope by DarthFloyd	Apr 16th, 2008 11:59:10 PM
Vin Diesel realizes he's too old to keep doing this shit when he gets Paul Walker's plea for help. Paul gets broken down while racing and Vin must bring him the son of the auto Paul didn't know he had.
The hippie X-rated version: by the podosphere	Apr 16th, 2008 11:59:24 PM
I am Furious Fast.
Ray Gamma nailed it by DarthFloyd	Apr 17th, 2008 12:04:34 AM
And Landonite, yes...people ARE getting stupider if they continue going to movies like this.
Shorter title? Call it F4. by Motoko Kusanagi	Apr 17th, 2008 12:32:42 AM
The fewer numbers and letters, the fewer the target audience will be confused...
The Fast And The Furious: 4Geddaboutit by SoWasRed2012	Apr 17th, 2008 04:08:05 AM
Vin Diesel and Paul Walker become 70's style gangsters and do really fast drive-by shootings.
D.Vader by SoWasRed2012	Apr 17th, 2008 05:07:05 AM
Just wanna point out something: the statement 'you're the one who has done all the insulting within this debate' is inherently false. Exhibit A: 'Thanks for showing your true colors, douchebag.' Exhibit B: 'Take a breather, drink a beer, and get the sand out of your vagina.' Exhibit C:'there have been enough good stories that I wanted to genuinely discuss with intelligent people (your behavior prooves youre not one of them and you don't really bring anything to the table)' (also, there's only one 'o' in 'proves' Mr. I Just Implied I'm Intelligent, Or At Least More Intelligent Than You) Exhibit D: 'A dickless coward hiding behind a screename.'. That is all.
The Fast, Thin, Red And Furious Line by SoWasRed2012	Apr 17th, 2008 05:18:28 AM
Vin Diesel and Paul Walker encounter the horrors of war - but while Vin fights for his country's freedom in a really fast car, Paul Walker sits and gets very philosophical about a particularly beautiful patch of grass.
Teenage Fast And Furious Mutant Ninja Turtles by SoWasRed2012	Apr 17th, 2008 05:23:35 AM
Vin Diesel and Paul Walker are driving in their really fast car when a canister of strange ooze falls off the back of a truck in front of them. They become covered in the stuff, so pull over and wipe themselves off. Whilst doing so, Paul Walker becomes amused by a turtle he has found at the side of the road. Annoyed by his stupidity, Vin Diesel grabs the turtle off Paul Walker and hurls it into the distance. Little do they know that their fate is now sealed and they will mutate into anthropomorphised giant turtles who, with the aid of a rat who knows kung-fu for some reason, become their city's newest protectors.
I Want to be Believably Fast and Furious by DarthBakpao	Apr 17th, 2008 05:23:59 AM

Teh F4st by DarthBakpao	Apr 17th, 2008 05:25:14 AM

F45T N' FU1210US by DarthBakpao	Apr 17th, 2008 05:26:05 AM

The Fast X-Files: I Furiously Want To Believe by SoWasRed2012	Apr 17th, 2008 05:28:00 AM
Sorry Darth Bakpao, I'm treading on your toes, but I wanted to put it out there anyway.
FASTING FURIOUSLY by DarthBakpao	Apr 17th, 2008 05:29:05 AM
They all died after fasting furiously for 40 days straight
The Lion, The Witch, The Fast And The Furious by SoWasRed2012	Apr 17th, 2008 05:30:22 AM
Vin Diesel and Paul Walker discover a portal to another world in the trunk (it pains me to not say 'boot' like we usually would in my mother tongue) of their really fast car.
The Last and Furiousest by DarthBakpao	Apr 17th, 2008 05:31:32 AM
Those finished last are the angriest
Furious Wars: Episode 1: The Fast Menace by SoWasRed2012	Apr 17th, 2008 05:32:34 AM
Like Star Wars, but with really fast cars instead of spaceships, and Vin Diesel and Paul Walker instead of everyone.
or just F4F by DarthBakpao	Apr 17th, 2008 05:33:04 AM
Fast 4 Furious?
Fast And Furious Encounters Of The 4th Kind by SoWasRed2012	Apr 17th, 2008 05:43:06 AM
Vin Diesel and Paul Walker become best friends with an alien who has become stranded on Earth, only to discover that their planet is just days away from annihilation at the hands of a malicious second race of aliens.
Bat out of Hell: Fast and Furious ? by A G	Apr 17th, 2008 05:50:02 AM

Furiously Dirty And Fast Dancing by SoWasRed2012	Apr 17th, 2008 05:55:17 AM
Vin Diesel and Paul Walker invent a new style of dancing; dancing with attitude on the hoods (again, in the good ol' UK we'd call that a 'bonnet') of their really fast cars while they are actually in motion.
Fast And Furious 4ced Fellatio by turketron	Apr 17th, 2008 07:08:12 AM
choke on it
Fast And Furious 4 The Streets by SoWasRed2012	Apr 17th, 2008 08:04:26 AM
Paul Walker is a kid from the wrong side of the tracks with some mean skills on the dancefloor who has just moved into a new city. Unable to fit in at his new school, Paul discovers that, through the language of dance and with the help of a similarly free-spirited Vin Diesel, he is able to transcend social boundaries and finally gain acceptance and self fulfillment. Featuring really fast cars.
It's like the Fast and the Furious with trains by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Apr 17th, 2008 08:47:51 AM
It's called "Choo-choo" because big words make my brain hurt.
hyphy by g-ride9000	Apr 17th, 2008 09:54:11 AM
Fast and the Furious 4: oakland sideshow
Fa A He Fi F by SoWasRed2012	Apr 17th, 2008 10:38:14 AM
They dropped any letters from the second half of the alphabet, so as to better appeal to their biggest demographic - people who've only managed to learn the first half so far.
fast and furious by dizzywhip	Apr 17th, 2008 11:46:03 AM
doubt it has anything to do with kids being to dumb to understanding the word the. just a cool title to reboot the shitty franchise.
Too Fast, Too Furious by SpiceWonBruce	Apr 17th, 2008 11:52:03 AM
Act 'a fool!
D.Vader by SoWasRed2012	Apr 17th, 2008 12:51:03 PM
Um... I was looking at the other side of the spectrum and furthermore I never even implied that the insults you threw out were unprovoked. Granted you'd had some beers down you, but you did leave yourself wide open with the 'all' statement and, since tough_times is pro title spamming (i.e. on my side in this talkback), as a result I couldn't resist. Argue all you want, just don't say things that are evidently not true, that's all.
"...not another dumb title thread..." by tough_times	Apr 17th, 2008 01:46:46 PM
That's insulting D. Vader. Play victim all you want, you started this. There is an implication there about participants in an activity you deem "dumb". If alcohol is impairing your judgment, then perhaps you shouldn't post while drunk. And yes when you come off like an a-hole, then you are an a-hole. I started the other childish insults after you called me a douchebag. At any rate, this little spat is seriously out of proportion to my level of interest or care. So, good day, sir.
HAHAHA I just read your other post you loser by tough_times	Apr 17th, 2008 02:15:12 PM
You said "Holy shit, seriously? You actually replied to me? I thought you were cool/smart enough to just let it go, but apparently not. You couldn't stay away. And that's cool, whatever; it makes you easier to play." AND YET YOU'RE DOING THE SAME THING YOU'RE ACCUSING ME OF!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! And then you said "Look, the fact that you psycho-analyzed yourself when you said "But if it makes you feel a little better in that bitter wasteland of a heart you have, go ahead and insult away," Holy Crap, D.Vader you are a grade A retard! HAHAHAHA! Oh D. Vader you are too fun. Come on, insult my momma next. No, wait, how about another diatribe about my childhood. I'm being childish because thats all an internet arguement deserves. Its like winning the Special Olympics, you're still retarded. You however have taken this fight to a level with your analyzing with psychobabble and a passion thats totally out of a whack for an internet forum. I mean seriously, if you think, I'm a stupid 12-14 year old, then why in the HELL are you wasting so much time arguing with me? HAHAHAHA! You loser!
applauds AInt he great folks? by tough_times	Apr 17th, 2008 05:48:34 PM
Wow you actually did what I told you. HAHAHA! You have no self-respect. Dance monkey, dance! You see D. Vader the reason you are such a loser is because you don't recognize that this... spat, is meaningless. You are giving it waaaaay too much thought and taking it waaaay too seriously. And no matter how silly I become YOU JUST CAN'T WALK AWAY HAHAHAHAHA! That's called pride. BTW you smell like wet ass. SO,c'mon monkey, insult me some more. HAHAHAHA!
Are they back in Tokyo? by malpaso	Apr 17th, 2008 05:51:03 PM
Only way I'm spending the $10
and the monkey keeps on dancing by tough_times	Apr 17th, 2008 06:20:50 PM
You don't get it dumb dumb. I'm intentionally being immature with lame insults, because when you respond to them with passionate anger and meticulous psychobabble, you look like a fool. Who's the bigger fool? The one who intentionally acts like a fool, or the one that keeps arguing with the fool? But I thank you for the entertainment. At any rate. I'm moving on. You get the last word. I apologize for all the insults (seriously) but it provided for momentary amusement. To continue with this would be sad. So I wish you well, and good day.
^----LOL by finky089	Apr 17th, 2008 06:45:32 PM

You both are idiots by Iron-kong	Apr 17th, 2008 07:09:52 PM
At least tough times seems to know it.
D.Vader I hate to break it to you but..... by Kai_Mah'gra	Apr 17th, 2008 10:47:44 PM
....you're the one that clearly looks like ( and possibly is?) an idiot. Aside from the fact that tough times was so obviously yanking your chain, and you perpetually falling for it, the fact that you failed the oldest talkback rule in the book by taking the old "last word" bait when he offered it, just makes you seem like a dumb silly loser. When someone offers you the last word, for obvious logical reasons you never EVER take it; because that's basically means that they have it, and with it, it collapses they primary argument about you;- that you can't control you impulses and knee jerk reaction. To illustrate the point: watch as you deem it necessary to rebutt this point and idiotically reply to this post, rather than walk away with whatever shred of pride you have (hint: someone is making an offer........oh, and I wouldn't be replying....)
The inevitable spoof movie: RACE CAR MOVIE by MrMysteryGuest	Apr 17th, 2008 11:44:03 PM
It'll probably spoof "Fast & Furious", "Speed Racer", "Death Race 2000", "Cannonball Run", "Driven" and others...and yes, Carmen Electra will be in it! (sigh)
Dudes (tough_times & d.vader) by SoWasRed2012	Apr 18th, 2008 04:39:09 AM
C'mon, you've both just devolved this talkback into something awful (yeah, that's right, I'm accusing a talkback predominantly filled with spam titles of having 'devolved') - can't we all just get along and come up with hundreds of hilarious fake titles? And MrMysteryGuest - God help us all if that spoof move ever becomes a reality...
It is all good by tough_times	Apr 18th, 2008 11:39:59 AM
I walked away.

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