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AUSTIN POWERS 4 Has A Script!? And Maybe A Babe??

testing 1 2 3 by xega	Apr 14th, 2008 09:32:43 AM
test
Wow! by FILMFUNK	Apr 14th, 2008 09:33:20 AM
dont like these much
Mike Myers Gotta Eat! by pancomplex	Apr 14th, 2008 09:34:08 AM

oh my word by Bouncy X	Apr 14th, 2008 09:35:54 AM
not to sound like the typical net perv but.....thats one nice picture. i'm not an "ass man" in the least but damn if that isnt one nice ass. as for the movie itself, maybe they can go the whole evil twin Austin or some clone or something. that be different and a cliche they havent spoofed, fembots aside.
hmmmmmm by chewyou812	Apr 14th, 2008 09:37:04 AM
just keep that tool tom brady out of it
Fat bastard gotta eat too by _SnakePlissken_	Apr 14th, 2008 09:37:09 AM

WHAT A FUCKIN UNNECESSARY SEQUEL! by deliciouscowbell	Apr 14th, 2008 09:37:14 AM
jesus fuckin christ...the yea babe and shaggy crap got played out years ago...these movies had there run, made alot of money, and that was that. goldmember was almost 6 years ago. this series should be over. this is just gonna be on of those horribly late and unfunny sequels, like caddyshack 2
ha by g-ride9000	Apr 14th, 2008 09:38:37 AM
they do have a new bond to take the piss out of...looks like shreck isn't payin out like it use to
Mike Myers must be running out of cash. by Knuckleduster	Apr 14th, 2008 09:38:47 AM
Jay Roach is a pretty solid comedy director (Mystery, Alaska is cool), but if this makes people start saying shit like "Yeah, baby" again I'm gonna hunt Myers down and make his life a living hell, I swear. That shit is over.
goldmember didnt suck enough?!?!? by BMacSmith	Apr 14th, 2008 09:38:49 AM
they have to make another one now?
Isn't this the babe that LadyBoy Di Caprio is using as 'cover?' by BiggusDickus	Apr 14th, 2008 09:39:54 AM
I mean, come on, he's gayer than Christmas. Nice fella, good actor and all that, but no way you can ever imagine him doing the wild thing with this honey...
Ugh... by BanAllFIRSTPosters	Apr 14th, 2008 09:42:43 AM
Mike Myers is about as funny as a mild case of herpes.
Austin Powers 4: Dr. Yes, oh god, Yes! by Big Jim	Apr 14th, 2008 09:43:10 AM
Wasn't MoonRaper the title of the Mad Magazine parody?
Austin Powers 4: ThunderingBalls by Big Jim	Apr 14th, 2008 09:43:49 AM

LOVED ALL 3 AUSTIN POWERS!!! by Underoos Hero	Apr 14th, 2008 09:44:13 AM
Keep it coming. I'll go see a 4th one. It took a couple of views to get into number three but I ended up loving it just the same. Woo Hoo.
Austin Powers 4: Live & Let Shag by Big Jim	Apr 14th, 2008 09:44:30 AM

man does that busted tees chick have big boobs! by donwillymo	Apr 14th, 2008 09:45:48 AM

AP4: Requiem by donwillymo	Apr 14th, 2008 09:46:24 AM

Austin Powers 4: On Her Majesty's Face by Big Jim	Apr 14th, 2008 09:47:04 AM

BTW... by Underoos Hero	Apr 14th, 2008 09:47:21 AM
It was all you fuckers who dressed up like Austin Powers on Halloween and at parties that KILLED the character's character. You should be ashamed of your bad teeth. You suck and stay home.
hard on between that busted tees chick and giselle by donwillymo	Apr 14th, 2008 09:47:39 AM

self-aware reboot by bluebottle	Apr 14th, 2008 09:47:39 AM
it could be funny if it was a self-aware franchise reboot... poking fun at all the recent reboots... or it could end up being "Reboot Movie!"
Austin Powers 4: Diamonds Are For Getting Laid by Big Jim	Apr 14th, 2008 09:47:56 AM

Austin Powers 4: BrownEye by Big Jim	Apr 14th, 2008 09:49:20 AM

Austin Powers 4: On Her Majesty's Golden PussyFinger by Raindog789	Apr 14th, 2008 09:49:30 AM

Re: Austin Powers 4 has a script by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Apr 14th, 2008 09:52:53 AM
so its already got one up on part 3. That movie sucked so bad and up till then I was hooked. The only decent bit was the start with Tom Cruise as Austin.
Austin Powers 4: Four Eyes Only by Underoos Hero	Apr 14th, 2008 09:53:33 AM

Austin Powers 4: You Only Live Horny by Big Jim	Apr 14th, 2008 09:54:30 AM

Austin Powers 4: The Property Of A Studio by Underoos Hero	Apr 14th, 2008 09:54:43 AM

I'd take the BustedTees redhead... by Gatsbys West Egg Omlet	Apr 14th, 2008 09:54:59 AM
over Bundchen any day.
Austin Powers 4: The Cat in the Hat Sucked by Big Jim	Apr 14th, 2008 09:55:16 AM

Austin Powers 4: The Living Daylights Out of A Franchise by Underoos Hero	Apr 14th, 2008 09:55:22 AM

AUSTIN POWERS 4: SO VERY TIRED by executiverocker	Apr 14th, 2008 09:55:39 AM

Silly, stupid fun. But 4 of 'em? by SoylentMean	Apr 14th, 2008 09:56:22 AM
AP 1 & 2 were some funny ass movies, Goldmember was really stretching itself. Surprisingly it wasn't Beyonce that kinda killed it, but the fuckin' lame ass pacing. It was like you were supposed to be lauging before anything even remotely funny happens. I seriously doubt that Mike Meyers is running out of cash. I think he gets like 10-15 million for just doing the Shrek voice alone, per movie, plus if he has an agent worth his or her salt he's getting some kind of residuals from the Shrek box office and home video sales. I'd expect an official, official announcement after the opening weekend of The Love Guru. That will be the measuring stick for whether or not audiences want to see a live action Mike Meyers again. Although Meyers will always be Wayne Campbell in my heart.
AP4: Requiem for Bigglesworth by donwillymo	Apr 14th, 2008 09:56:23 AM

The Mike Myers Contingency Plan by dr_buggerlugs	Apr 14th, 2008 09:56:28 AM
If The Love Guru is as bad as it looks, my guess is that Austin Powers 4 might be there to try and claw back some goodwill (Thanks to Shrek me thinks Mike Myers is gonna eat well but it's not enough to maintain any artistic/pop culture credibility); though I remember years ago that one potential plotline was focusing on what Dr Evil would do when he has conquered the world...I always liked that idea.
Austin Powers 4: The Man With The Golden Finger by Underoos Hero	Apr 14th, 2008 09:56:30 AM

Austin Powers 4: A View To A Shag by Underoos Hero	Apr 14th, 2008 09:57:02 AM

don't think they should bring vern troyer back though by donwillymo	Apr 14th, 2008 09:57:30 AM

Austin Powers 4: The Property To A Groovy Lady by Underoos Hero	Apr 14th, 2008 09:57:49 AM

Tina Fey Should Play The Main Role In Austin Powers 4 by spidermanfreak20	Apr 14th, 2008 09:57:53 AM
And Wes Anderson (yes that Wes) should direct and it should star Tina Fey in the title role. Listen to my daily audio blog on my Myspace. It goes into great detail. www.myspace.com/spidermanfreak
INSERT FUNNY ACCENTED CHARACTER HERE by ArcadianDS	Apr 14th, 2008 09:58:26 AM
Mike Myers to play the role of aboriginal super spy Makumba Tumba from Tunisia, and to make jokes about his big penis. Also some cleverly covered nudity during opening credits.
Austin Powers 4: Three Wasn't Enough by Underoos Hero	Apr 14th, 2008 09:58:44 AM

Austin Powers 4: The Franchise Never Dies by Underoos Hero	Apr 14th, 2008 10:00:14 AM

Mike Myers caught murphy-itis by Lost Jarv	Apr 14th, 2008 10:01:10 AM
in AP3- he seemed to think playing untold characters made it funny. It didn't
Austin Powers 4: Golden One Eye by Underoos Hero	Apr 14th, 2008 10:01:22 AM

Austin Powers 4: Never Say Never Again by Underoos Hero	Apr 14th, 2008 10:01:54 AM

Oi! Americans! 'Busted Tees Girl?" by BiggusDickus	Apr 14th, 2008 10:02:50 AM
Us Brits haven't got a Scooby who you're on about? Somebody post a link to the lady, please?
Austin Powers 4: Teabaggin' Her Majesty's Face by Underoos Hero	Apr 14th, 2008 10:02:51 AM

Here's a bad joke for you.... by Underoos Hero	Apr 14th, 2008 10:04:36 AM
What do you call a nakid Mexican doing yard work? A Moonraker.
Ack, not her. by Anna Valerious	Apr 14th, 2008 10:05:46 AM
Besides, will they ever explain how Vanessa mysteriously became a fembot, since the first movie showed her talking to her MOTHER?!
Austin Powers 4: Will This Talkback Ever Die by Underoos Hero	Apr 14th, 2008 10:06:41 AM

Austin Powers 4: Cash Cow Royale by Underoos Hero	Apr 14th, 2008 10:07:41 AM

Austin Powers 4: Diamonds Are From Africa by Underoos Hero	Apr 14th, 2008 10:08:53 AM

yo, BiggusDickus. by Gatsbys West Egg Omlet	Apr 14th, 2008 10:10:14 AM
bustedtees.com/18-1
Austin Power 4: Thunderballs by Underoos Hero	Apr 14th, 2008 10:10:18 AM

Austin Powers 4: You Only Live Once So why not a fourth movie by Underoos Hero	Apr 14th, 2008 10:11:36 AM

Austin Powers 4: License to Laugh by Underoos Hero	Apr 14th, 2008 10:12:23 AM

AUSTIN POWERS: YOU ONLY SEQUEL TWICE. by uss cygnus	Apr 14th, 2008 10:15:00 AM

Austin Powers 4:GoldenShowers by smylexx	Apr 14th, 2008 10:15:56 AM

What Is Wrong With Her Back? by Saluki	Apr 14th, 2008 10:16:13 AM
Is that definition, or surgical scarring? These Eva Mendes wannabe chicks do nothing for me.
Austin Powers 4: More Cowbell by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Apr 14th, 2008 10:16:48 AM

Austin Powers 4: International Film of Misery. by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Apr 14th, 2008 10:17:40 AM

Too Bad Giselle is a "Butterface" by ShiftyEyedDog2	Apr 14th, 2008 10:18:13 AM
seriously hot body, but needs a paper bag. As far as Victoria's Secret girls go, I'd take Alessndra Ambrosio over Giselle ANY day. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =_iZOorNd5M8
Hey AICN EDITORS by D.Vader	Apr 14th, 2008 10:19:10 AM
Can you guys post some of these stories on Sunday next week instead of saving them all for Monday? Some of us have work to do and can't face this deluge of stories all at once. Its especially annoying when youre checking AICN all day Sunday hoping for a bit of news only to get nothing. You guys want to be taken seriously as an online news source? Then post a story or two on Sunday. The newspapers don't take the day off you know...
Austin Powers 4: The Musical. by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Apr 14th, 2008 10:19:57 AM

Does anyone else think by SoWasRed2012	Apr 14th, 2008 10:20:35 AM
that this'll be a Casino Royale-esque kinda thing? i.e. with a free-running Austin Powers who's buff as balls and smashes through walls? They already lampooned the Sean Connery stuff to high heaven, seems like this might be the way to go - and Casino Royale is ripe for it.
Yeah guys, Lord Vader has spoken by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Apr 14th, 2008 10:21:33 AM
Forget your lives, give MEEEEEE news now assholes.
AP4 Quimtum of Giseleass by sheathledger	Apr 14th, 2008 10:21:40 AM

Spider-Man 4: Doc Octopussy by Underoos Hero	Apr 14th, 2008 10:25:00 AM

wayne's world 3 by sheathledger	Apr 14th, 2008 10:25:16 AM
should be made and revolve around the reality/amarican idol shows with wayne & garth basically trying to destroy them with rock & roll
Austin Powers: Shag and Let Die by Ladonite	Apr 14th, 2008 10:26:15 AM
ew
Austin Powers 4: The Man With The Golden John Thomas by Underoos Hero	Apr 14th, 2008 10:26:46 AM

Austin Powers 4: Electric Boogaloo by Underoos Hero	Apr 14th, 2008 10:27:40 AM

Austin Powers 4: Cause The Last Three Were Pretty Good by Underoos Hero	Apr 14th, 2008 10:28:44 AM

Austin Powers 4: Cause Myers Can Handle His Franchise better tha by Underoos Hero	Apr 14th, 2008 10:29:44 AM

Austin Powers 4: .... by Underoos Hero	Apr 14th, 2008 10:30:49 AM
Austin Powers 4: Cause Myers Can Handel His Franchis Better Than Lucas.
it prob wont be by sheathledger	Apr 14th, 2008 10:32:26 AM
called austin powers it could possibly be dr evil: the hairless gash
Austin Powers 4: TERMINATED by santi01	Apr 14th, 2008 10:34:34 AM
God i wanna bag Giselle Bundchin. I can see why Tom Brady is p*ssy whipped!
"Bigdikkus", why call DiCaprio Gay? by wilsonfisk89	Apr 14th, 2008 10:36:20 AM
Dude lays more hot pipe than the Mario Brothers, Respect.
Dark and gritty reboot is the way to go. by David Cloverfield	Apr 14th, 2008 10:36:43 AM
If they decided to spoof the James Bond, Batman, Idunnowhat reboots by making an incredibly straight faced grim Austin Powers going deep inside his troubled past, surrounding him with "updated" realistic characters and explanations, that would awesome. Just thinking about it makes me laugh. It's easy to point out how silly Batman Begins, BSG, Casino Royale, etc. is when they take it so seriously, and Austin Powers would be the right character to do it with.
Austin Powers 4: Better Than Batman Begins by Underoos Hero	Apr 14th, 2008 10:38:49 AM

wilsonfisk89... by BiggusDickus	Apr 14th, 2008 10:39:47 AM
I know, Kingpin. I'm just jealous...
Austin Powers 4: Requiem by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Apr 14th, 2008 10:40:17 AM
yeah I know but someone hadda do it.
There's no script! by tonagan	Apr 14th, 2008 10:41:01 AM
This was just an excuse to post a picture of Gisele Bundchen (thanks, by the way).
Gatsbys West Egg Omlet... by BiggusDickus	Apr 14th, 2008 10:41:44 AM
Oh yeah. Now I understand. Cheers, fella!
wilson fisk by sheathledger	Apr 14th, 2008 10:44:01 AM
isnt laying hot pipe having a shit? I would say i lay as much hot pipe as dicaprio....probably a bit more
Having a shit? by wilsonfisk89	Apr 14th, 2008 10:46:12 AM
Not here in these United States my friend, or at least not that ive ever heard. Anyway, the fact is BigDickus, im jealous too. Hes not THAT good of an actor is he??
In fact, i dont think he was right for GANGS by wilsonfisk89	Apr 14th, 2008 10:46:58 AM
-Not strong enough to carry the movie, especially beside Daniel Day Lewis
by sheathledger	Apr 14th, 2008 10:48:57 AM
well just think about it laying/excreting hot pipe/ poo is hot and pipe shaped
Ooh Beehavve by Rufferto	Apr 14th, 2008 10:51:05 AM

Akrina Powers Scribd by spidermanfreak20	Apr 14th, 2008 10:53:21 AM
http://www.scribd.com/doc/2535 955/Akrina-Powers This is the Scab Scribd dont even think of stealing it Jay or Mike or anyone. Totally protected.
Unspace between 2535 and 955 by spidermanfreak20	Apr 14th, 2008 10:53:48 AM
To see it.
Umm, that sucked dude. by Underoos Hero	Apr 14th, 2008 10:56:22 AM

Screw being PC by Underoos Hero	Apr 14th, 2008 10:58:52 AM
When a band we go pay to see sucks...we should boo them. When someone think they have a good idea and they really don't, we should tell them. Pretty simple.
That idea was just not good at all Spider.... by Underoos Hero	Apr 14th, 2008 10:59:55 AM
I hope you weren't serious.
Isn't The Guru Austin Powers 4? by aversiontherapy2	Apr 14th, 2008 11:01:12 AM
It has all the same ideas, expressions, and overall feel...
Serious enough to call Jim Berkus Underoos by spidermanfreak20	Apr 14th, 2008 11:03:03 AM
Wes Anderson's agent. Yeah I am.
Austin Powers 4: Deiter's Revenge by Mr. Mcpoops	Apr 14th, 2008 11:05:43 AM

Austin Powers 4: God is dead by Mr. Mcpoops	Apr 14th, 2008 11:06:05 AM

Spider....Can I have his number? by Underoos Hero	Apr 14th, 2008 11:06:33 AM
I have a picture of one of my dookie sticks I'd like to show him. It's an amazing piece.
I can't even muster the entusiasm to spam. by Mr. Mcpoops	Apr 14th, 2008 11:07:21 AM

or the enthusiasm by Mr. Mcpoops	Apr 14th, 2008 11:07:49 AM
Let me just hit that edit button
Austin Powers IV starring Kanye West by wilsonfisk89	Apr 14th, 2008 11:09:33 AM
George Bush doesn't care about black people baby! Yeah!
Enthusiasms, enthusiasms, enthusiasms by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Apr 14th, 2008 11:10:46 AM
Man DeNiro Rules in Untouchables.
Yeah baby, YEAH! by JackNF	Apr 14th, 2008 11:15:33 AM
Well I'm looking forward to this one. After the letdown that was Goldmember, the franchise really, REALLY needed a rest. They've given it that rest and hopefully they'll come back swinging, baby! Realistically, it'll either be a brilliant return to form, revitalizing the franchise for another few movies to come, or worse dreck than Goldmember that finally puts the last nail in the coffin. I know the latter is a distinct possibility, but I really think there's a good chance we'll see the former come to pass so I'm willing to give it the benefit of the doubt, this time.
JackNF by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Apr 14th, 2008 11:21:50 AM
I'm not so sure. Whilst I loved early Myers stuff(Waynes World 1 & 2, So I married an Axe Murderer,Austin 1 & 2), I fear after Cat in the Hat and the Shrek cash cow, he is no longr in touch.
Austin Powers 4: with 50 percent more by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Apr 14th, 2008 11:22:31 AM
poop, fart, and genitalia jokes. Austin Powers 50 will just lose out to Ass for best picture 500 years from now.
I'm with NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks by just pillow talk	Apr 14th, 2008 11:28:58 AM
I'd like to think that he'll regain his "touch", but I don't know. Head! Beer! Now!
AP4: Pacino Royale by Jubba	Apr 14th, 2008 11:29:03 AM

As long as it's genuinely laugh out loud funny... by metaluna	Apr 14th, 2008 11:31:03 AM
I don't care. If it's a flop, then we'll know it's the end of it. I say give it one more go. I can't get enough of the action hero piss taking. That scene in the medical room with Austin Powers and Mini Me behind the screen in silhouette cracks me up every time.
Austin Powers 4: For Your Theighs Only by Marillion	Apr 14th, 2008 11:31:58 AM
Can't believe no one said that yet!
Evil Scott!! by buffywrestling	Apr 14th, 2008 11:33:48 AM
I really need to see Seth Green as an evil mastermind.
Austin Powers doesn't care about black people by The Pusher	Apr 14th, 2008 11:34:27 AM
Well, he doesn't.
Austin Powers 4 - Clasping at Straws by Yeti	Apr 14th, 2008 11:35:33 AM
Seriously, the first two were good. The third one clearly showed signs that they were running out of ideas, now a fourth one? Ugh.
Didn't Mike Myers say the franchise was done after 3? by binary	Apr 14th, 2008 11:40:27 AM
IIRC one of the stipulations in the settlement of the MGM lawsuit was that MGM got veto rights on titles for all future Austin Powers movies, to which Mike replied something like "We didn't mind giving that up cause we're not going to make any more movies anyway." I guess maybe they waved enough money in front of him to do a 4th? Then again, is he really hurting with all of that Shrek cash?
Eh by The Funketeer	Apr 14th, 2008 11:43:17 AM
Hated the first. Loved the second. Hated the third. So this one must be great then. I see a Star Trek pattern approaching.
Austin Powers movies have not aged well by Trazadone	Apr 14th, 2008 11:54:05 AM
See also: Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
Please Myers, we beg you! Stop this! by Raymar	Apr 14th, 2008 11:55:25 AM
And make Waynes'World 3 or Sprockets or Lothar of the Hill People.
Gisele Buttchen by palewook	Apr 14th, 2008 12:01:16 PM
say it with meh
AUSTIN POWERS: FOR YOUR THIGHS ONLY by Novaman5000	Apr 14th, 2008 12:01:41 PM
That's what I heard they were going to call the 4th one. Frankly I think it's perfect.
My idea for Austin Powers IV by The Gipper	Apr 14th, 2008 12:06:14 PM
This is what I came up with in Jan. 2003 for this: Austin Powers IV - "Austin Powers in Her Majesty's Shaggadellic Service" * Having found his genetic father and brother in Nigel and Austin Powers, Dr. Evil (aka Dougy?/Ducky? Powers) continues on the path that he chose at the end of "Goldmember." Hillarity ensues as Dr. Evil tries to become "good" and work with Austin for the British Secret Service. He continuously slips into thinking of "evil" ways in which he can do "good." ("Why don't we just put him in a cage with rabid squirrels? Works for me.") Austin has been assigned to help train his brother and keep him in line from doing anything stupid or evil. Dr. Evil has since married Frau Farbissina who is now a stay-at-home mom raising Mini-Me. Picture Dr. Evil walking in to his ranch-style home at the end of the day, setting down his briefcase at the front door and engaging in an idyllic '50s-style "Leave It To Beaver" homesetting. * Since he has decided to join the family business as a spy, Dr. Evil has stepped down as President & CEO of Virtucon Industries. At the annual shareholders meeting, he announces his departure and recommends that Number 2 be promoted to Number 1 at Virtucon ("Numero Uno, the Big Cheese, the Head Honcho", etc. etc. to a ridiculous amount.) Number 2, now Number 1, proceeds to give a "Gordon Gekko"-like "Wall Street" speech to the shareholders while insisting that he will maintain the highest legal and ethical standards for Virtucon while also making "gobs of money for everyone." Austin and Dr. Evil will need Number 1's help later on in the movie. *** Meanwhile, Scott Evil's descent into madness has become complete. He vows revenge on his father, mother, Mini-Me, Number 2, Austin and Nigel Powers. He puts together his own evil organization. Among his people are Number 3 / The Mole (who is still reporting back to the BSS on the organization that is now in tatters), second-rate henchmen that Scott recruited from the "Criminal Henchmen Retirement Home" (many of whom had appeared on the old 1960s "Batman" TV series and still wear outfits with stupid henchmen names printed on their shirts), and finally an imaginary henchman that Scott always talks to, but no one else can see.
Only make this if Sean Connery comes out of by skimn	Apr 14th, 2008 12:06:31 PM
retirement. Dueling Scottish accents!
Patrick Stewart could pull off a Scottish accent by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Apr 14th, 2008 12:09:20 PM
He's Phil McCracken, Scottish therapist.
Bundchen sure, just teach her english and we're fine by ricarleite	Apr 14th, 2008 12:11:21 PM
Is there ANY reason to do AP 4 besides money
David Cloverfield: by ShiftyEyedDog2	Apr 14th, 2008 12:19:50 PM
I'll take the serious (and amazingly great) BSG and Batman Begins over the campy and lame old versions ANY day.
Love Guru is same old schtick by ShiftyEyedDog2	Apr 14th, 2008 12:21:24 PM
when will Mike Myers stop doing the same shit over and over again? I find the Austin Powers films overrated at best, and guru looks like more of the same shit. I loved Axe Murderer, but I can't even watch it anymore because I've grown so tired of Myers.
yawn... by turketron	Apr 14th, 2008 12:24:59 PM
another one? w/e
Batman Begins was on last night by Brunomac	Apr 14th, 2008 12:25:44 PM
on commercial TV, and I still watched a bunch of it. I can't believe I loved the Tim Burton Batman. How things change...
Get Jackson Publick & Doc Hammer to write AP4 by Head In A Box	Apr 14th, 2008 12:26:49 PM
THAT would get my ass in the seat for an Austin Powers 4. Otherwise, I'm sorry to say Austin Powers is soooo over.
Sure, Austin Powers movies are waaaay overrated by Brunomac	Apr 14th, 2008 12:28:08 PM
But still fun to watch in 20 minute bits. As movie making they are usually a mess, but there are so many funny set pieces: Hard Knock life renditon in jail, Austin's dad Nigel "easy peasy, lemon squeezy." And they capture pop culture goofiness pretty well.
Was never a huge fan of this series.... by Dasher	Apr 14th, 2008 12:33:03 PM
I found the films to be a very mixed bag. I really think they would have worked better as shorts or SNL sketches. Myers's style of comedy just annoys me. He starts off with something funny, overplays the material, then beats it into the ground until it is no longer funny.
If There Is A God In Heaven... by toxicbuddha	Apr 14th, 2008 12:34:55 PM
..this thing tanks hard and takes Myers down with it. Even if it was straight to DVD it's pushing it.
AUSTIN POWERS: NO STAIRWAY! DENIED! by uss cygnus	Apr 14th, 2008 12:37:24 PM
With Dana Carvey as Garth Q. GOLD.
Austin Powers 4: Hillary and Me - or - What the Duck Saw by Fred	Apr 14th, 2008 12:39:10 PM

Austin Powers 4 Her Thighs Only... by ThePilgrim	Apr 14th, 2008 12:40:26 PM
The 4 is "FOR" All I can say is "YEAH BABY!!!" I've been waiting on this one with much excitement. I hope they keep making more of these films. They are junk food fun, and that ok! Much more fun than most of the comedy shit that comes out nowadays. Aussie/West Indian/South African/Korean Scientologist for the bad guy.
ShiftyEyedDog2 by David Cloverfield	Apr 14th, 2008 12:48:30 PM
I like BB (although no as vehemently as most of the guys here) I just find the "ATTENTION! THIS IS A SERIOUS MOVIE!!!!" banner that is visible on top of the screen funny. (What your copy doesn't have it?) And then they throw shit in like fear toxin and that microwave weapon. That's pretty spoofable right there. Original Austin spoofed the trends of the 60's and 70's - in those movies the main emphasis was on the character's sex appeal and larger than life set pieces and characters. Now the trend is to make it "realistic" "moody" and "dark", even if the property used to be campy, silly fun. I enjoy those movies a lot, basically the way they update certain elements to fit a darker tone. Like that R rated Space Ghost comic. I've laughed my ass off, because it was so straight faced and awesome, but c'mon, it's fucking Space Ghost. That's why I expect the Dark Knight. They put that fucked up scarred, "so insane, he's playing with his own poo" Joker into a movie about a guy in bat costume. That's awesome, yet funny. A straight faced "Look, how serious we are this time" Austin Powers could be the funniest shit in the world. Fat Bastard as an actual cannibal eating babies, Terrible tragedy in Austin's past making him a womanizer, a trippy explanation for his fucked up teeth, his "male sign amulet" being a token of a love long lost, revamped no-nonsense Dr. Evil played by Anthony Hopkins OR Vin Diesel... Shit, I could go on and on.
And what's up with the knee jerk BB reactions by David Cloverfield	Apr 14th, 2008 12:50:18 PM
whenever that movie gets fucking mentioned some tool jumps in defending it even if nobody said a bad thing about it. It's so irritating I find myself liking the movie a little less every time.
I'm all for a 4th movie, because I enjoyed the first 3 too much. by DerLanghaarige	Apr 14th, 2008 12:57:36 PM

hopefully they drop the dr evil character and go with a new vill by Jett	Apr 14th, 2008 12:59:27 PM
Bond was able to survive after blofeld dissapeared, and dr evil had his character arc completed in the third movie, myers and roach should come up with another villan thats a spoof on one of the bond villains, how about myers on stilts and make up as a JAWS type character, or have him in black face as a mr kanaga
AUSTIN POWERS 4: POONRAKER by Kurzinski Valentine	Apr 14th, 2008 12:59:41 PM
Giselle will grow a monstrous bush.
Austin Powers 4: For Your Thighs Only by Jett	Apr 14th, 2008 01:02:38 PM

Austin Powers: Dr No means No by Jett	Apr 14th, 2008 01:05:47 PM
not bad and implies rape, which is always funny
the first 2 were good, the 3rd was just rehashed shit by BMacSmith	Apr 14th, 2008 01:07:23 PM
and the villian sucked.and making dr evil a good guy was just lame
Austin Powers: The Love Guru by Jett	Apr 14th, 2008 01:10:27 PM
i mean they are basically the same movie right?
I don't know whether I should by Abominable Snowcone	Apr 14th, 2008 01:10:32 PM
discuss the potential movie, or simply masturbate to that image. Thanks, AICN!
Great, great, more shit by Gungan Slayer	Apr 14th, 2008 01:18:37 PM
This shitty series needs to die and go away.
The first film by Mattyboy122	Apr 14th, 2008 01:22:04 PM
Is the only one that is truly hilarious. The second film is basically a remake of the first (but with fat bastard and mini-me). And the third film gets points for trying to do something different, but it's also rather lame. Gisele is a total hottie, though.
Just reminded me by skimn	Apr 14th, 2008 01:23:10 PM
NEW VENTURE BROS EPISODES THIS SUMMER!!!! Its true, that series should be a primer for smart parody. But I think the general public wouldn't get it. Thus the continuing diet of "Loook! That looks like a giant penis!!" jokes.
Remember that scene in one of them movies by I Dunno	Apr 14th, 2008 01:36:16 PM
Where Will Farrel kept dying and dying and kept screaming for like way too long for it to be funny? That is metaphorically what these Austin Powers sequels are. Or if you don't remember that,just think of a Family Guy filler-joke.
How goddamn hot was Elizabeth Hurley by Mr. Mcpoops	Apr 14th, 2008 01:37:14 PM
in the first one. She was the only good thing about this series.
this chicks accent is the worst by Meatbiscuit	Apr 14th, 2008 01:42:04 PM
shes hot until she puts some clothes on and tries to speak...and her face aint that great either.
theys hould spoof another era of bond by Jett	Apr 14th, 2008 01:47:56 PM
the roger more era of the 70 and 80 is ripe for parady or they could do a more real aprach and spoof brosnan's metrosexual bond of the 90's
AUSTIN POWERS 4: HEXADICK by Redundant23	Apr 14th, 2008 01:49:26 PM

It's already been done by Sithdan	Apr 14th, 2008 01:52:40 PM
All of the Bond tropes have been pretty well covered and parodied by the first two Austin Powers films. The third movie just felt redundant and low on steam. This series has grown tiresome (like the Myers' Shrek movies), and it's time for something new.
Hmmmm.... by rutgersjaffo	Apr 14th, 2008 02:06:31 PM
I wonder if he'll do a Scottish accent?
Austin Powers 4: Dr. Ho by Prossor	Apr 14th, 2008 02:06:59 PM

Just make a Dr.Evil Movie! by Orionsangels	Apr 14th, 2008 02:07:13 PM

Oldfinger by Barry Normal	Apr 14th, 2008 02:07:15 PM

Austin Powers 4: From Labia With Love by Prossor	Apr 14th, 2008 02:08:50 PM

The last 30 minutes of Goldmember jumps the shark by Orionsangels	Apr 14th, 2008 02:09:06 PM

Austin Powers: Stickyfinger by Prossor	Apr 14th, 2008 02:10:29 PM

Austin Powers: Thunderballsack by Prossor	Apr 14th, 2008 02:11:05 PM

Austin Powers 4:You Only Lick Twice by Prossor	Apr 14th, 2008 02:11:59 PM

Scott!!! by mvckalel	Apr 14th, 2008 02:12:32 PM
About time! Goldmember (which is pretty good, btw) left us with a great cliffhanger, Scott becoming "evil", why not go that route? I also liked 'Gippers' idea of Dr. Evil trying to become 'good', I can already laugh at all the bad things he does where he thinks he's doing 'good'... The series needs a fresher approach, maybe more action, and an actual plot to keep us interested in the movie...oh, and please, NO MORE TIME TRAVELING!!!
Austin Powers 4: The Spy Who Fucked Me Up The Ass by Prossor	Apr 14th, 2008 02:12:39 PM

Austin Powers 4:Poonraker by Prossor	Apr 14th, 2008 02:12:51 PM

Austin Powers 4:A View to a Lay by Prossor	Apr 14th, 2008 02:13:20 PM

Great names!!! by mvckalel	Apr 14th, 2008 02:13:22 PM
Oh, btw, is ironic how much you hate this movie, and yet, many of us still post hillarious titles for the next movie, awesome!! (most of them are actually pretty good)
Austin Powers 4:StickyEye by Prossor	Apr 14th, 2008 02:13:37 PM

Austin Powers 4:Wetpussy by Prossor	Apr 14th, 2008 02:14:29 PM

Austin Powers 4:In Her Majesty's Secret Snatch by Prossor	Apr 14th, 2008 02:15:41 PM

Spy who fucked me up the ass.... by Brunomac	Apr 14th, 2008 02:17:37 PM
...great title, but they will only be able to use that one for the British release. Over there it just means "Pass the Tripe pudding.."
Can somebody tell me...... by Herb West	Apr 14th, 2008 02:27:31 PM
what kind of a world we live in when there are more talkbacks about AUSTIN POWERS 4 than Iron Man? Pathetic.
I WOULD LICK GISELLE'S ANUS by ironic_name	Apr 14th, 2008 02:31:12 PM

Prossor STFU faggot by Stengah	Apr 14th, 2008 02:35:28 PM
one or two are acceptable. that shit is just floodage
AP 4 : The Girl with the Golden Buns by Doc_Hudson	Apr 14th, 2008 02:36:55 PM

Maybe i was harsh, here's a cookie by Stengah	Apr 14th, 2008 02:44:16 PM
austin powers and the smegma covered cock
Herb West by Brunomac	Apr 14th, 2008 02:46:02 PM
Could not agree more with that. Also, could people post spoofy movie titles only if they are actually funny? Jesus Christ - anybody want to talk about movies???
I guess... by Herb West	Apr 14th, 2008 02:49:27 PM
there's just not much you can say about AUSTIN POWERS 4.
Would rather see Sprockets movie. by Dingbatty	Apr 14th, 2008 02:49:56 PM
AP 2&3 just over-emphasized Dr. Evil, losing the charm of the fish out of water Austin of the first film.
I'd like to see a film by Brunomac	Apr 14th, 2008 02:55:26 PM
where all his over the top characters meet. Austin, Dr. Evil, and Fat Bastard vs. Wayne & Garth vs. the Sprockets guy vs. the gay little english kid in the bathtub vs.....
Dingbatty by Brunomac	Apr 14th, 2008 02:57:21 PM
that was a crucial mistake. Austin goes from an unwieldy, out of place 60's joke, to being "cool" and loved in whatever time period he was in. It was almost like they existed in different universes, not time periods..
Terrrible photo manip of her ass. kinda puts me of whacking by Mysterious Yobo	Apr 14th, 2008 03:02:37 PM
i said kinda.
Yeah Baby Yeah! by phoenixmagi2	Apr 14th, 2008 03:36:25 PM
I'm all for a Austin 4. one had the best story. 2 was funny as fuck but the story was shit and 3 was a mess. Austin and Dr. Evil are brothers?! what the fuck? it should be like a paraody of these fourth films latley where the stars of old franchises come back for one last adventure like Indy, Rambo, McClane
AUSTIN POWERS 4: BEATING OFF A DEAD HORSE by LaserPants	Apr 14th, 2008 03:37:53 PM
Yeeeeah, I dunno, I think the proverbial ship has sailed on this one. Which isn't to say they weren't funny, its just, you know, time to move on.
Austin Powers IV: License To Spill by skimn	Apr 14th, 2008 03:48:48 PM
(my seed)
AP 3 was like being raped by Spider-Man 3 by wash	Apr 14th, 2008 03:53:21 PM
While on PCP.
The new babe is Celine Dion? by Bobo_Vision	Apr 14th, 2008 03:54:24 PM
Eh.
AUSTIN POWERS: YOU ONLY SEQUEL THRICE by palewook	Apr 14th, 2008 03:54:52 PM

Good job Wash by Mr. Mcpoops	Apr 14th, 2008 03:56:37 PM
I'd already forgotten the rape comments.
Austin Powers 4: The Spy who Raped Me by Mr. Mcpoops	Apr 14th, 2008 03:57:30 PM
Starring the cast of Spider-Man 3.
Oh, bite me... by RogueWarrior65	Apr 14th, 2008 03:58:33 PM
If you don't have screen-credit in Goldmember like I do, go away.
Austin Powers 4: Dr. No Good Movie by Mr. Mcpoops	Apr 14th, 2008 03:59:49 PM

The Man with the Golden Gun will have to hold it to my head by Mr. Mcpoops	Apr 14th, 2008 04:02:36 PM
to get me to watch this shit
The first one was great because it was a by Big Jim	Apr 14th, 2008 04:03:34 PM
parody of James Bond and the 60's spy genre. But with #2, it stopped being a parody and was simply an Austen Powers movie. Like the 3rd act of Mystery Men, it became what it was making fun of and lost its raison d'etre.
RogueWarrior65 was Tom Cruise's Fluffer by Mr. Mcpoops	Apr 14th, 2008 04:04:16 PM
A job well done sir.
deliciouscowbell, There's no such thing as a NECESSARY movie. by Blok Narpin	Apr 14th, 2008 04:19:55 PM
"WHAT A FUCKIN UNNECESSARY SEQUEL!" All movies are unnecessary . They are made because we want them, not need them.
AP4: Quantum of Solice is a crap name. by V'Shael	Apr 14th, 2008 04:21:10 PM

AUSTIN POWERS 4: THE MASTER OF DISGUISE by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 14th, 2008 04:25:30 PM

DAMN YOU GOTHAM by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 14th, 2008 04:30:07 PM
I was going to post that...!
AUSTIN POWERS 4: JAMES BOND JR by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 14th, 2008 04:35:36 PM

AUSTIN POWERS 4: ON HER MAJESTY'S SECRET HOLE by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 14th, 2008 04:36:35 PM

AUSTIN POWERS 4: MOONSHINER by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 14th, 2008 04:37:07 PM

AUSTIN POWERS 4: BATMAN & ROBIN by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 14th, 2008 04:37:30 PM

AUSTIN POWERS 4: FOR YOUR ASS ONLY by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 14th, 2008 04:38:37 PM

AUSTIN POWERS 4: SHAG AND LET SHAGGY by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 14th, 2008 04:39:17 PM

AUSTIN POWERS 4: OCTOSHAGGY by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 14th, 2008 04:39:42 PM
; )
AUSTIN POWERS 4: THIS FUCKER NEVER DIES by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 14th, 2008 04:40:33 PM

AUSTIN POWERS 4: THIS GUY ARE SICK by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 14th, 2008 04:41:00 PM

AUSTIN POWERS 4: GOLDENSHOWER by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 14th, 2008 04:42:48 PM

AUSTIN POWERS 4: I'LL BE BACK by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 14th, 2008 04:43:31 PM

AUSTIN POWERS 4: SHIT IN MY MOUTH by Kurzinski Valentine	Apr 14th, 2008 04:54:03 PM
Seriously, someone needs to shit in Mike Myers' mouth.
AUSTIN POWERS 4: GET TO DA CHOPPA by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 14th, 2008 04:54:17 PM

AUSTIN POWERS 4: 4 FAST 4 4IOUS by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 14th, 2008 04:54:49 PM

AUSTIN POWERS 4: FROM DIRECTOR MICHAEL BAY by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 14th, 2008 04:55:20 PM

AUSTIN POWERS 4: YOU ONLY CUM ONCE by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 14th, 2008 04:56:58 PM

AUSTIN POWERS 4: CATS by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 14th, 2008 04:57:53 PM

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ by TomBodet	Apr 14th, 2008 04:58:27 PM
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
AUSTIN POWERS 4: LICENSE TO DRIVE by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 14th, 2008 04:58:32 PM

AUSTIN POWERS 4: TALKBACKS ARE 4EVER by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 14th, 2008 04:59:30 PM

AUSTIN POWERS 4: ROLLERBALL by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 14th, 2008 05:00:26 PM

AUSTIN POWERS 4: MADONNA'S IN THIS ONE by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 14th, 2008 05:01:10 PM

AUSTIN POWERS 4: THE QUEST 4 PISS by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 14th, 2008 05:02:11 PM

AUSTIN POWERS 4: TOKYO DRIFT by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 14th, 2008 05:03:06 PM

AUSTIN POWERS 4: SPY HARDER by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 14th, 2008 05:04:26 PM

AUSTIN POWERS 4: I AM AUSTIN by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 14th, 2008 05:04:59 PM

AUSTIN POWERS 4: HOES N DA HOOD by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 14th, 2008 05:06:48 PM

AUSTIN POWERS 4: BALLISTIC: ECKS VS SEVER by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 14th, 2008 05:08:04 PM

AUSTIN POWERS 4: THE MEANING OF LIFE by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 14th, 2008 05:08:40 PM

AUSTIN POWERS 4: HOLD ME, THRILL ME, KISS ME, KILL ME by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 14th, 2008 05:09:36 PM

AUSTIN POWERS 4: SPAMALOT by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 14th, 2008 05:10:51 PM

AUSTIN POWERS 4: RISE OF THE SILVER SHAGGET by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 14th, 2008 05:11:33 PM

AUSTIN POWERS 4: ARMAGGEDON by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 14th, 2008 05:12:18 PM

AUSTIN POWERS 4: YOUR COCK IS NOT ENOUGH by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 14th, 2008 05:12:55 PM

AUSTIN POWERS 4: SPY HARD WITH A VENGEANCE by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 14th, 2008 05:13:50 PM

AUSTIN POWERS 4: CADDYSHAGGY by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 14th, 2008 05:15:43 PM

AUSTIN POWERS 4: GAY PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 14th, 2008 05:16:29 PM

AUSTIN POWERS 4: PUSSY GALORE by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 14th, 2008 05:17:33 PM

AUSTIN POWERS 4: QUENTIN TARANTINO PRESENTS: ELI ROTH'S CUMSTAL by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 14th, 2008 05:18:10 PM

AUSTIN POWERS 4: TRANNYFORMERS by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 14th, 2008 05:18:46 PM

fuck off stengha by Prossor	Apr 14th, 2008 05:18:56 PM
cunt stain. aw heck here's a cookie.
AUSTIN POWERS 4: TIM STORY RAPED MY CHILDHOOD by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 14th, 2008 05:19:06 PM

Uhm... worried about this one by BizarroJerry	Apr 14th, 2008 05:19:33 PM
#1 was a great movie, #2 was still pretty durned good, made so much better by Heather "I want to do all sorts of dirty things to her" Graham. The 3rd just lost something and seemed like a parody of itself. It was certainly no longer parodying the spy movies, and lost the whole point of the originals. Dr. Evil became some unrecognizable wacky character "It's Dr. Evil as a rapper; it's Dr. Evil as a trucker." Dumb. I thought they also screwed up by not staying in the 1970s. They were there for like 5 minutes. Completely missed that opportunity.
AUSTIN POWERS 4: THE FUCKER WHO CAME ALL OVER ME by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 14th, 2008 05:20:12 PM

AUSTIN POWERS 4: PAN'S LABYRINTH by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 14th, 2008 05:20:39 PM

AUSTIN POWERS: PARODICAL SEX REFERENCE by BizarroJerry	Apr 14th, 2008 05:20:50 PM

Austin Powers IV: GOLDENASS by Det. John Kimble	Apr 14th, 2008 05:21:55 PM

AUSTIN POWERS 4: DAH TERMINATOR WHO FUGG U ASSHOLE by LaserPants	Apr 14th, 2008 05:22:59 PM
GED DOO DAH CHAHPPAH!!! DOO EED NOW!!! IDS NOD A DUMOR!! IDS NOD A DUMOR AD ALL!!!
AUSTIN POWERS 4: DUDE, WHERE'S MY SHAG? by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 14th, 2008 05:27:05 PM

AUSTIN POWERS 4: WE'RE GOING AFTER YOU, CASINO ROYALE by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 14th, 2008 05:27:53 PM

AUSTIN POWERS 4: FIN FANG FOOM by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 14th, 2008 05:28:23 PM

AUSTIN POWERS 4: PROPERTY OF A LAYDAY by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 14th, 2008 05:28:43 PM

AUSTIN POWERS 4: KING CUM by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 14th, 2008 05:29:22 PM

AUSTIN POWERS 4: GLOBET OF FIARR by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 14th, 2008 05:29:59 PM

Austin Powers 4: 'Robot In Das Guys' by teddy_duchamp	Apr 14th, 2008 05:31:13 PM

AUSTIN POWERS 4: MORE RETRO KITSCH AND INNUENDO by LaserPants	Apr 14th, 2008 05:31:54 PM
GED DOO DAH FLOGGING OV DEE DEAD HORSE!!! DOO EED NOW!!!
AUSTIN POWERS 4: CRAIG NOT BOND by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 14th, 2008 05:32:16 PM

AUSTIN POWERS 4: ROBOTS IN DAS GUYS by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 14th, 2008 05:32:58 PM

AUSTIN POWERS 4: DR. YEAH BABY, YEAH by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 14th, 2008 05:33:53 PM

AUSTIN POWERS 4: LOLITA by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 14th, 2008 05:34:18 PM

AUSTIN POWERS 4: HOW STELLA GOT HER MOJO BACK by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 14th, 2008 05:35:42 PM

AUSTIN POWERS 4: QUANTUM OF SCOTTISH ACCENTS by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 14th, 2008 05:37:03 PM

AUSTIN POWERS 4: DANA CARVEY by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 14th, 2008 05:38:02 PM

AUSTIN POWERS 4: BUTCH CASSIDY AND THE SUNDANCE BITCH by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 14th, 2008 05:39:14 PM

AUSTIN POWERS 4: BEAUTIFUL STRANGER by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 14th, 2008 05:39:59 PM

AUSTIN POWERS 4: AUSTIN GOES FOURTH by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 14th, 2008 05:40:40 PM

AUSTIN POWERS 4: THE LIVING OCTOPUSSIES by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 14th, 2008 05:41:24 PM

AUSTIN POWERS 4: BEATING THE DEAD HORSE by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 14th, 2008 05:42:26 PM

AUSTIN POWERS 4: A VIEW TO CLIMAX by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 14th, 2008 05:43:44 PM

AUSTIN POWERS 4: I'M OLD WITH A SON by performingmonkey	Apr 14th, 2008 05:43:50 PM
You just know Austin's son or daughter is gonna be in this one, played by some 'hilarious' young 'star'. Probably the fat guy from Superbad, because Austin's son just HAS to be American.
AUSTIN POWERS 4: THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN DILDO by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 14th, 2008 05:44:14 PM

AUSTIN POWERS 4: FROM ALAN MOORE WITH VITRIOL by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 14th, 2008 05:46:06 PM

AUSTIN POWERS 4: TEH SUCK by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 14th, 2008 05:46:55 PM

AUSTIN POWERS 4: I'LL STOP SPAMMING NOW OR HARRY WILL BAN ME by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 14th, 2008 05:51:50 PM

AUSTIN POWERS IV FINGERBANGER by dizzywhip	Apr 14th, 2008 05:56:16 PM

Reeeeettttttchhhhhh by jimmay	Apr 14th, 2008 06:05:52 PM
Austin Powers 3 was an expedition into abject stupidity, and 2 was only marginally better. Hohoho he's drinking the stool sample! How witty!!! Hahahaha the pointless midget has a giant penis!! How unexpected! What? Celebrity cameos, you say? That will take my mind off the fact that Myers recycles the same jokes over and over and over. And the idiot contingency of the American public dances in the streets.
Marissa Miller much better choice by jonsnow	Apr 14th, 2008 06:14:44 PM
If your going to pick the hottest Victoria's Secret model pick Marissa Miller. Plus she can surf.
Robots is spam delete him by spidermanfreak20	Apr 14th, 2008 06:15:00 PM
Seriously. Make a limit to these titles. This counts as spam. Moderate someone and delete them.
I totally forgot what this article was about... by br1947	Apr 14th, 2008 06:16:24 PM
just stared at her ass for about 10 minutes...
You have to give it to him. He's consistent by Mr. Mcpoops	Apr 14th, 2008 06:17:56 PM
and he is committed. And Robots is an ass.
At least some of the ones I did from those other articles by Mr. Mcpoops	Apr 14th, 2008 06:19:12 PM
were funny. At least one of them was. I think.
I laughed my ass off at AP3 by The Winged Doucheman	Apr 14th, 2008 06:20:52 PM
But it doesn't hold up to repeat viewings. Mike Myers films are like disposable pex dispensers. How about AP vs AVP? My money is on the fucking Predator.
Pez not Pex...fuck by The Winged Doucheman	Apr 14th, 2008 06:21:53 PM

After going back and reading the article again... by br1947	Apr 14th, 2008 06:24:38 PM
I'm still holding out hope for Sean Connery as the villian. A disgruntled agent who got stiffed on his retirement plan out for revenge.
There is a dude whose job is to rub lotion on her ass by The Winged Doucheman	Apr 14th, 2008 06:24:51 PM
I want that job. With 401K and stock options.
How about a cross-series reboot? by br1947	Apr 14th, 2008 06:28:31 PM
"Austin's Angels" anyone?
"Robots" you are an idiot by Teddy Artery	Apr 14th, 2008 06:33:24 PM
Could someone please cut this guy's head off?
br1947, only if McG directs by The Winged Doucheman	Apr 14th, 2008 06:34:51 PM
with Brent Ratner producing
AUSTIN POWERS 4: SHOULDA STOPPED AFTER 1 by leobloom	Apr 14th, 2008 06:39:53 PM
And 1 wasn't really that good to begin with.
holy fucking shit by The Amazing G	Apr 14th, 2008 06:40:03 PM
I honestly didn't think Austin would be back
Put a bullet into this franchise already by Logan_1973	Apr 14th, 2008 07:16:19 PM
I'm sooooo happy the writers are no longer on strike. Keep on churning out those sequels, fellas.
Austin Powers 4: Your boobs only. by hallmitchell	Apr 14th, 2008 07:54:50 PM

I've never said this before by 'Cholera's Ghost	Apr 14th, 2008 08:10:21 PM
that is one spankable ass.
Hmm... by Jack Colby	Apr 14th, 2008 08:24:39 PM
Merrick must have a different definition of "inevitable" than I do.
AUSTIN POWERS IV: THE FRANCHISE MENACE by Violator90	Apr 14th, 2008 08:25:39 PM
DIE HARD franchise was good when the people still had a taste for it. But did LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD do as well as the first 3? Not that I read it didn't. I did well for what it was worth but it paled in comparison to its predecessors. Indiana Jones any one? I loved the first 3 and thought that 3 tied up the whole franchise nicely. But really? Does ANY one want to see a leather-looking Indy and a son? I'm really not excited about seeing Indy and son, Shai, fighting some tribe for a skull. The whole mystic of these franchises were good but now that times have changed--and for the most part have changed to churn out shitty remakes and tiresome sequals. Austin Powers had its time in the sun, but damn! I really don't want to see another one. Here's an idea . . . why not think of something new and THEN start spewing out the sequals we can really complain about.
Wow by Brunomac	Apr 14th, 2008 08:43:47 PM
I left this chat hours ago cause of all the unfunny title spoofs getting annoying. Still going strong.
THE CONCORDE: AUSTINPUSSY '79 by uss cygnus	Apr 14th, 2008 08:48:31 PM
Jimmy Walker gettin' high in the lavatory!
austin powers: for your thighs only by Groothewarrior	Apr 14th, 2008 08:51:48 PM

Sandler, Ferrel and this clown are so overrated. by GQtaste	Apr 14th, 2008 09:02:13 PM
To think they've made millions off the movie going public is depressing. To know, that there are more talented people at the local talent show is really depressing.
Robots is GAY. by TomBodet	Apr 14th, 2008 09:04:33 PM
Needs GIANT ROBOTS to step upon his sad, sad benighted soule, und snuff it out. yes.
I Bet He'll Say Groovy Baby, Yeah by LaserPants	Apr 14th, 2008 09:08:40 PM
OMFG!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!! OMFUGGIN.......OH MY FUGGIN GAAAWWWWWD!!!! WOOOOOOOOOT!!! YEEAH BABEE YEAH!!! BWAAHHAHAHAHA SNORT!!! CHOKE!!! OH GODM, NO SERIOUSLY, I'M CHOKING TO DEATH... PLEASE... OH... GGAKAKAKFKASFKKKASFKLDF;IHEGRW IHEMWILQ3427690[U3N[CMXAIOW;CS Z/GKJNS/K.CFJ AELR/JC WGL; JAG;EJRG [EIR GEIRHJVERI HJTHEHG ;CLKRJTV,E O;IY ENRUPTIOEWCOPIT347T,C[EWUM4ITU IQVW; In other news, THERE WILL BE BLOOD should have won best film.
THERE WILL BE BLOOD Should Have Won Best Film by LaserPants	Apr 14th, 2008 09:10:51 PM
EASily. It was the best of the year. NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN and ATONEMENT were good, but THERE WILL BE BLOOD was far and away the best. THE BEST!!! I wish I had seen it in theatres rather than waiting for dvd as I did. Dang. Oh well, it was still breaktakingly brilliant and also awesome and funny and great and cool and wow and yeah! Seriously, it was amazingly great on every conceiveable level. Kubrickian almost!
i dont think gisele is hot... by deliciouscowbell	Apr 14th, 2008 09:12:06 PM
but id love to put butter in her asshole then fist that asshole open then stick my boner in it til she bleeds.
whoa excuse me... by deliciouscowbell	Apr 14th, 2008 09:13:29 PM
got carried away there. still do it though
AUSTIN POWERS vs TRANSFORMERS vs HENRY PLAINVIEW by LaserPants	Apr 14th, 2008 09:14:10 PM
HENRY WINS!!! HE DRINKS THEIR ENERGON!!! HE DRINKS THEIR MOJO!!! HE DRINKS IT UP!!! TOO BAD!!! ALL GONE!!! YOU LOSE!!! I AM THE THIRD REVELATION!!!
TRANSFORMERS 2 Shooting In Philadelphia by LaserPants	Apr 14th, 2008 09:19:31 PM
Finally I'll get to meet Optimus Prime! Yay!
"Groovy Baby, Yeah!" "Oh, Behave!" by LaserPants	Apr 14th, 2008 09:21:47 PM
OMG!!! OMFG!!! OMFG YEAAAAHHH!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!!! OMG!!! SO FUCKIN HOLY SHEEEEEEIIIIT!!!! YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! WE NEED LIKE 12 MORE OF THEM YEAH!!! DO EED!!! GED DOO DAH GROOVY MOJO CHAHPPAH!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!! YEAH BABY!!! !!@!@!@!@#$#$@%^#%$@&^#%$@&%^# $&%^@$#&@^%#$Q2735427156245624 357R12I hope their crippling addiction to candy is addressed in this film. They would routinely sell Speed out (or tell a secret) for a box of sugar coated treats, and then feel bad about it, and cry like lunatics. Never trust a junky! Seriously, they need to seek professional addiction help of some kind or continue their downward spiral into sugar-coated addiction.67QRC EUW6RV
"Groovy Baby, Yeah!" "Oh, Behave!" by LaserPants	Apr 14th, 2008 09:21:49 PM
OMG!!! OMFG!!! OMFG YEAAAAHHH!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!!! OMG!!! SO FUCKIN HOLY SHEEEEEEIIIIT!!!! YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! WE NEED LIKE 12 MORE OF THEM YEAH!!! DO EED!!! GED DOO DAH GROOVY MOJO CHAHPPAH!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!! YEAH BABY!!! !!@!@!@!@#$#$@%^#%$@&^#%$@&%^# $&%^@$#&@^%#$Q2735427156245624 357R12I hope their crippling addiction to candy is addressed in this film. They would routinely sell Speed out (or tell a secret) for a box of sugar coated treats, and then feel bad about it, and cry like lunatics. Never trust a junky! Seriously, they need to seek professional addiction help of some kind or continue their downward spiral into sugar-coated addiction.67QRC EUW6RV
Yeah Baby Yeah! by phoenixmagi2	Apr 14th, 2008 09:22:23 PM
I'm all for a Austin 4. one had the best story. 2 was funny as fuck but the story was shit and 3 was a mess. Austin and Dr. Evil are brothers?! what the fuck? it should be like a paraody of these fourth films latley where the stars of old franchises come back for one last adventure like Indy, Rambo, McClane
I'm Sorry... by LaserPants	Apr 14th, 2008 09:23:17 PM
I didn't mean to do that... twice.
Mike Myers' money by Admiral_Snackbar	Apr 14th, 2008 10:35:57 PM
There was a Christmas Special that aired here in Canada a few years ago, starring Dave Foley. It poked fun of the various Christmas specials over the years, and had a variety of special guest stars, namely Canadian actors of various success, and friends of Dave Foley. And since Mike Myers is both, he had a short scene, in which Dave Foley came to him for advice. The whole scene had Mike Myers sitting in a bathtub full of money. Before Dave Foley left, Myers asked him to top up the tub, so Dave asked if he wanted him to add some money from the Shrek pile, or the Austin Powers pile. The special itself was unmemorable, but that part was pretty good. For a Canadian-made non-Degrassi tv special, that is.
3 was hilarious i loved the brother thing by deliciouscowbell	Apr 14th, 2008 10:45:51 PM
by the way FUNNIEST INTRO EVER
WHAT A PERFECT ASS ... by BringingSexyBack	Apr 14th, 2008 11:07:26 PM
Won't get me to watch another Austing Powers movie though. The first two were damned funny but Goldmember showed how the joke has definitely run its course. Giselle Bundchen is now just some obvious stunt casting.
I thought Goldmember was a lot BETTER than SWSM by Osmosis Jones	Apr 14th, 2008 11:08:58 PM
The second was just disgusting (drinking liquid shit, anyone?) and Heather Graham was a total drag as an Austin Girl. At least Goldmember had a charming Beyonce Knowles and Michael Caine as Austin's dad.
Fucking hated Goldmember when I saw it by hktelemacher	Apr 14th, 2008 11:56:38 PM
but I've warmed to it quite a bit since. It's the only one I take any pleasure in rewatching.
Austin Powers 4 : For your Boobs only by Gorgomel	Apr 14th, 2008 11:56:41 PM
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Fuck that overrated piece of ass! by YackBacker	Apr 15th, 2008 12:58:57 AM
Tom Brady put his puny Patriot in there. That meat is tained. GO GIANTS! (Okay, I admit it, this post made no sense, was unfunny and was a total waste of time).
Unnecessary... by DanielKurland	Apr 15th, 2008 01:43:33 AM
The Love Guru will be in this one too, right?
AUSTIN POWERS: QUANTUM OF BOOBIES by Revolution_Now	Apr 15th, 2008 02:10:42 AM

I WOULD FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF GISELE by Steve Rogers	Apr 15th, 2008 02:56:42 AM
That should not only be the title but also the plot of this movie. As for Austin Pwers himself - Christ, no!!! NO MORE!!! Goldmember was like shit in my eyes.
Septuplenipple by CASE	Apr 15th, 2008 04:51:22 AM

I TOO WOULD FUCK THE SHIT OF GISELE by LaserPants	Apr 15th, 2008 05:56:45 AM
I'd fuck her so hard that poop would literally leave her body through orgasmic telepathy; she would reach such heights of rapturous joy that all waste materials, or poopy, in addition to bad thoughts, germs, or diseases would magically leave her body. My penis containing the powers of a god. I AM THE THIRD REVELATION!!!
AUSTIN POWERS 4: MIKE MYERS CAN'T GET WORK OTHERWISE by LaserPants	Apr 15th, 2008 06:00:59 AM
Best M Myers moment of recent memory was when Kanye West called Bush a racist on national television (which is true, of course). The look on Myers' face was priceless; it was the physical manifestation of a man's already long dead career being reanimated for but the briefest of seconds, and then dying, in horror, right before our eyes
AUSTIN POWERS 5: DIRECT TO GROOVY DVD, BABY, YEAH! by LaserPants	Apr 15th, 2008 06:02:25 AM
Starring various D-listers, and Myers, clearly weeping on the inside.
AUSTIN POWERS 4: CAN WE GET THIS OUT BEFORE 'GET SMART'? by LaserPants	Apr 15th, 2008 06:03:48 AM
I bet Myers looks at Steve Carrel and has thoughts of murderous envy.
the first two Austins are great... by The Amazing G	Apr 15th, 2008 06:09:32 AM
the third is merely ok, I'm undecided as to whether this is good or not, but hey at least they waited awhile
AUSTIN POWERS 6: I'LL HOST SNL AGAIN, PLEASE... PLEASE?!?! by LaserPants	Apr 15th, 2008 06:10:14 AM
Its not like anybody actually watches the show anymore, but you never know.
AUSTIN POWERS 7: SO YOU MARRIED AN AXE MURDER 2 by LaserPants	Apr 15th, 2008 06:22:21 AM
THERE SHE GOES! THERE SHE GOES AGAIN! SHE"S GROOVY BABY, YEAH, OH BEHAVE, and other long dead catch phrases.
BUSTED T GIRL U R A SAUCY WENCH by Happy Boy	Apr 15th, 2008 06:46:12 AM
oh, and mike meyers... no mas!
Yeah baby! by Dazzler69	Apr 15th, 2008 06:56:22 AM
Had to say it. I pull out my impressions whenever these movies come around like everyone else.
I'm glad to see by Ckuouka	Apr 15th, 2008 06:59:00 AM
that other people hated the Austin Powers sequels for the same reasons I did. I loved part one because he was a fish out of water. He stuck out and was awkward and that was funny. In part two, the joke was gone and he was suddenly "cool." Never even saw three, I hated two so much.
The name for the "Powers Babe" should be... by Otter	Apr 15th, 2008 08:20:03 AM
"Oodles O'Quim", which is a nod the "League of Extraordinary Gentlemen-Black Dossier". It also was another way of saying "Pussy Galore".
The name for the "Powers Babe" should be... by Otter	Apr 15th, 2008 08:20:53 AM
"Oodles O'Quim", which is a nod the "League of Extraordinary Gentlemen-Black Dossier". It also was another way of saying "Pussy Galore".
Austin Powers 4: To Forget Goldmember by JoeSixPack	Apr 15th, 2008 09:02:30 AM
The only reason I would see it. Goldmember was horrible.
AUSTIN POWERS AS H .W. BUSH by BringingSexyBack	Apr 15th, 2008 10:00:18 AM
"Read my lips, baby! Yeah!"
Austin Powers 4: Dr Hoe by Maximus Prime	Apr 15th, 2008 10:00:52 AM

AUSTIN POWERS 4: PUNK'D by Robots In Das Guys	Apr 15th, 2008 12:36:16 PM

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