Playboy can really launch a career, can't it?

World of Wonder Prods. is behind the tentatively titled "Pamela," a half-hour the cabler said Monday will reveal "the real woman behind the famous breasts."

E! plans to debut the series this summer.

Greenlight for the skein was announced simultaneously by E! in Los Angeles and at Mip in Cannes. At the confab, Kevin MacLellan -- prexy of Comcast Intl. Media Group -- said "Pamela" would be observational in tone and not feature the contrived situations found on skeins such as "Gene Simmons Family Jewels."

"At her insistence, we're not going to do things which are set up," MacLellan told Daily Variety.

Anderson will exec produce the series...

When Laurel and Hardy were shown at the flicks With sticky red lollies on splintery sticks Pigtails and ribbons and crushes on miss Secret discussions about a first kiss But you were young And everything was new Impatient to do things you couldn't do Oh, Pamela, Pamela You started to grow Answers to questions you wanted to know

When the rest of your childhood Forgets as a dream And the harshness of life Dims those peaches and cream

When Laurel and Hardy were shown at the flicks With sticky red lollies on splintery sticks Pigtails and ribbons and crushes on miss Secret discussions about a first kiss But you were young And everything was new Impatient to do things you couldn't do

I've never been with a hooker. The most beautiful woman in my life who ever offered to have sex with me accosted me on a corner on Division Avenue, but I didn't have the money.

everyone is all she's so old, she's so worn out, she's not sexy, she's so over.

She's so haggard and mean looking, she's so much a self parody, she's such a whore, she's so untalented, she's so done with.

But if she showed up at your super market to buy some rice and a twellve pack, you'd stare.

And if she showed up at your corvner tavern on Friday night there'd be a kind up around the block waiting to buy her a brew.

Sure, we can all pretend we're too good for her kind of cougarish milf tramp, but if she was locked in a room with you for fifteen minutes you'd be letting her do a lap dance on your face. and so would your dad, and your mom might too if she's as cool as your dad thinks she is.

Pammy, Paris, Chynna, The Go-Gos, Chuck Berry. What's his name from that Boondocks episode. Chick from Sex In The City who isn't Matthew Broderick's beard. Going back to the classics there's Roob Lowe, but I think that chick was underaged so that one would be regarded as kidyporn now and still need to be just alluded to or drastically edited.

I've lost track of the newer ones - all these Britney wannabe teen disney girls show their boyfriends the titties and think that's a sex tape. No, that's not it. Wait 'til you're old enough to buy porn, then do that.

they should give Mr. Skin his own pay cable channel - nothing but the good parts from all those '70s sexploitaton and hard R flicks. Showtime/Cinemax without all the filler.

By turning herself into a cariture of sexuality Pammy the human Barbie became easy to imitate/clone. Jenna jameson was a hardcore pammy and made it so big that every adult film studio in the '90s tried to breed or build their own stable full of her. therefore, Pamela Anderson ruined '90s porn.

Shot on video ruined '80s porn.

Only '70s porn was any good.

What's more frustrating, to be a shild of the '60s when porn was illegal or to live in the '00ze where porn is a mouse click away but it's all so bad it's boring?

Two balloons, though.

She will SO have the "Dog; The Bounty Hunter" demographic.

Pammy, I don't care if you're 60 just give me a few hours. I will take you to Funkytown!