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Y'know there's a quest in WoW called "More Cowbell".
by Grando
Apr 5th, 2008
01:00:27 AM
That is all.
Finally
by blindambition238
Apr 5th, 2008
01:00:41 AM
A reason to watch SNL! Or at least youtube it the next day.
"The Continental"
by bob oblaw
Apr 5th, 2008
01:09:17 AM
They HAVE to do it, right?
Happy 65 Mr. Walken
by Aloy
Apr 5th, 2008
01:18:07 AM
At last an SNL to look forward to.
Trivial Psychic
by George Newman
Apr 5th, 2008
01:30:51 AM
DVR, Baby. Gotta' love it.
by CrazyJoeDavola
Apr 5th, 2008
01:34:03 AM
And now Panic At The >> BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP >>
LOVE this guy
by Rocklover79
Apr 5th, 2008
01:38:49 AM
Just LOVE his crazy ass.
THE ICE!!!
by Shermdawg
Apr 5th, 2008
02:05:30 AM
...
by Shermdawg
Apr 5th, 2008
02:05:39 AM
IS GONNA BREAK!!!
by Shermdawg
Apr 5th, 2008
02:06:00 AM
It's not that funny
by blondeman
Apr 5th, 2008
02:23:18 AM
Seriously I thought the Cowbell sketch with is now 8 years old was funny enough but jesus, it's on T-shirts now? It is not even close teh funniest thing that was on the show during that season alone. Now idiots do terrible Walken impressions all the time "more cowbell", sweet jesus! It's not that funny, shut the fuck up already.
Have some sham-pagg-knee
by Napoleon Park
Apr 5th, 2008
02:53:32 AM
Disco still sucks.

I hope "Panic at..." has enough of a sense of humor to add more cowbell to their arrangements in Walken's honor.The BOC sketch is clasic and the Continental is a great recurrer, but Colonel Angus was probably one of the top five funniest things the show ever did - certainly one of the best sketches Tina Fey ever wrote. I can't see them ever doing a sequel, though. If he got busted down to Corporal, that would just be too German. Sorry, I'll scat now.

"Bear Suits Are Funny..."
by Sakurai
Apr 5th, 2008
03:21:32 AM
Truer Words Were Never Spoken. All hail the Walken.
Love Walken, but
by haggardatbest
Apr 5th, 2008
05:03:31 AM
I'm tired of all the Walken references everywhere. It used to be funny to talk about how kooky/creepy/scary he is but now it's just old. I myself took too long to stop turning to my wife during his movies and saying "I didn't know this was a horror movie" or "this is the scariest movie I have ever seen" when he makes his first appearance in a film. I wouldn't say that now, just as I wouldn't say anything regarding Chuck Norris. It's old. Move on. Cowbell is dead. The man is hilarious (Ed Glosser has been a quote-fest for me since I was in high school) but the Walken t-shirts need to stop.
besides
by haggardatbest
Apr 5th, 2008
05:05:41 AM
We all know that if we are to have shirts based on Walken sketches, the first one off the press should be "Census". That is one of the funniest things ever broadcast by NBC. To the (surprisingly) many haters of Tina Fey on AICN, she wrote that fucker so put that in your pipe and enjoy the rich, smooth flavor.
Walken as Mr Sinister in the next X-Men movie!
by Yeti
Apr 5th, 2008
06:45:15 AM
You know you waaaaaaaant it.
What time is...
by jimmy rabbitte
Apr 5th, 2008
06:51:47 AM
The Continental sketch going to run...
I'll say it.
by aboriginal
Apr 5th, 2008
06:58:31 AM
MORE COW BELL!
Ashton Kutcher gets a pass for "Miss Guided"
by tonagan
Apr 5th, 2008
07:11:58 AM
It really is (was) a funny show. Too bad it was burned off and will most likely be buried by ABC.
Kutcher is still "working?"
by Uncle Stan
Apr 5th, 2008
07:31:58 AM
COLONEL INGUS!!!!!.....
by FlickaPoo
Apr 5th, 2008
07:41:25 AM
...he doesn't always smell like a bed of roses...but EVERYONE loves Colonel Ingus.
OMG!! HAHAHAHA!! COWBELL!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
by LaserPants
Apr 5th, 2008
08:18:47 AM
That was so funny 10 years ago. Now? Not so much. Not that I have any room to talk considering I still think GED DOO DAH CHAHPPAH DO EED NOW is still hilarious and bares endless repeating. But even then, I mostly think its funny now because its irritating and stupid.
"Bear Suits Are Funny..."
by Shan
Apr 5th, 2008
08:20:26 AM
Nic Cage proved that in The Wicker Man. Pity for the makers it wasn't meant to be a comedy ...
It's a shame...
by Pariah74
Apr 5th, 2008
09:00:18 AM
that currently there isn't enough talent at SNL to write anything funny for him. It will be Mr. Walken standing there while Amy Poehler squeals and yells.
I got a fever...and the only cure
by Jor-El23
Apr 5th, 2008
09:16:45 AM
Is hosting an irrelevant, past-its-prime sketch comedy show that no one watches any more.
The funniest Walken sketch
by mullymt
Apr 5th, 2008
09:21:14 AM
was "Bad Raft Captain". Of course I was drunk...
Hey
by boyhowdy
Apr 5th, 2008
09:51:24 AM
My feet are cold. The fish is in my pocket. My hair smells of porch fiber. I ate a retarded baby. I can't sleep anymore. Who took my book?
Remind me again about the "Bear suits are funny" story?
by Nosferatu Jones
Apr 5th, 2008
10:30:55 AM
I remember that punchline, but what was the set-up?
I love "Ed Glosser, Trivial Psychic"
by Tacom
Apr 5th, 2008
10:34:26 AM
I didn't even know about the DEAD ZONE movie before I saw the skit so I didn't know it was a takeoff of it but it was still great. The closeups of Walken whenever he would make a mundane were hilarious. "YOU DON'T GET IT DO YOU?! YOU'RE WASTING COFFEE!!"
Top Chef...
by Last#Dialed
Apr 5th, 2008
11:42:07 AM
...and googly-eyed plants aren't that funny. But there's something about Walken's delivery that turns average sketches like these into classics.
Orange Julius w/ Stallone - The Greatest Skit Ever
by Savio
Apr 5th, 2008
12:01:07 PM
Someone please upload this skit somewhere!
sweatshirt is wrong!!!
by Gay Jesus Christ
Apr 5th, 2008
12:31:09 PM
It's "I got a fever and the "only" prescription is more cowbell! How can you omit such a word in such a distinctive catchphrase? who ever wrote that shit should be shot.
BEST SNL SKIT
by Gay Jesus Christ
Apr 5th, 2008
12:32:22 PM
youtube "CONNIE STINSON TALKS" - this skit got banned because christopher walken was too funny.
Even his "It's Pat" appearance is grade-A
by Alfred_Packer
Apr 5th, 2008
12:42:28 PM
Colonel Angus was 5 years ago? Wow. "Im headed...down South"
Walken's best sketch=
by Ben Addiction
Apr 5th, 2008
01:01:31 PM
"Eternity - The Hauntingly Beautiful Gameshow - By Calvin Klein" from his first appearance. Actually that whole season was great - Walken's appearance was either the week before or after the immortal Robert Wagner episode with "Attack of the Masturbating Zombies" - now that season needs to be on DVD!
Would you like some shampanya?
by robogeek.com
Apr 5th, 2008
01:34:53 PM
I pray for The Continental's triumphant return!
Good to see Walken back.
by mrfan
Apr 5th, 2008
01:56:07 PM
I will be recording this. Been a long time since I have said that about SNL.
A Continental sketch might be a downer...
by tonagan
Apr 5th, 2008
02:09:54 PM
They'll probably use Phil Hartman's intro again, and that'll just make me angry, then depressed, like it did the last time.
need more cowbell
by bacci40
Apr 5th, 2008
02:13:52 PM
i love walken....i hate snl
personal favorite "more cowbell" moment
by Toe Jam
Apr 5th, 2008
03:20:53 PM
lcd soundsystem opening up for arcade fire at red rocks this past september. right before the break in "daft punk is playing at my house," some hipster knowingly yells, "MORE COWBELL!" james murphy happily obliges, though i'm sure he couldn't even hear it. prescription filled. as for panic at the disco paying homage to the skit, didn't queens of the stone age already do that years ago? i think will ferrell even came out on stage, in character. so any tribute to the skit would be lame in comparison.
SNL needs more HADER!!
by DigitalDong
Apr 5th, 2008
04:13:04 PM
That is all.
Where's the Torchwood Talkback?
by Dataset
Apr 5th, 2008
04:40:41 PM
Oh yeah, new Dr. Who's on!
suicide kings
by Jubba
Apr 5th, 2008
05:10:02 PM
if you haven't seen this movie, see it...it's a good one with walken
Isn't it sad that the Cowbells sketch is still....
by TVguy4566
Apr 5th, 2008
05:23:48 PM
more talked about than virtually every other sketch in the last 2 years or so. Other than Dick in a box, I can't think of a sketch that has gotten more discussion than the cowbells sketch the last two years.

Remember the days when everyone were say "Schwing" or doing their own Buckwheat, George HW Bush (Not gunna do it", or Operaman immitatation or even Rich the Copy Guy or Spades "B-Bye" or "And you are?!?" bits. When was the last time there was a recuring character that people cared about?

Yet, every week this unfunny, irrelevant show gets a TB when it is live. And many good shows that people actually watch never get TBs. Go figure.
Hurray! Boo!
by Brunomac
Apr 5th, 2008
05:32:17 PM
Reason to watch SNL: Chris Walken Reason not to watch SNL: Kutcher
"I can't think of a sketch that has gotten more discussion"
by Shermdawg
Apr 5th, 2008
05:32:47 PM
Dear Sister.
So the last good Walken ep was the Cowbell one?
by fastcars
Apr 5th, 2008
05:36:01 PM
Seems like it, based on Herc's list. I'm supposed to be excited?
WALKEN GOT AN AMERICAN COMEDY AWARD FOR...
by Err
Apr 5th, 2008
05:58:57 PM
the more cowbell sketch.
Dear Sister?!? Really?
by TVguy4566
Apr 5th, 2008
06:30:04 PM
I guess I have to be out of touch since I don't remember anyone actually ever discussing that sketch. People still talk about "more cowbells" today.

Dear Sister was mildly amusing, but somewhat repetitive. I never thought it was all that special.
Dear Sister Didn't Get As Much Talk As Lazy Sunday.
by El Fuego
Apr 5th, 2008
06:45:49 PM
Of course, both are inferior to the one with Rainn Wilson in the business meeting.
why is everyone..
by soup74
Apr 5th, 2008
06:48:10 PM
why is everyone ripping on the cowbell sketch? sure, its not funny anymore, and you can buy stupid shirts of it at hot topic, but thats not SNL'S/Walken's/current cast's fault that they made a funny sketch at the time.
'MORE COWBELL' jumped the shark...
by vaudeville villain
Apr 5th, 2008
06:59:50 PM
...when they put it on t-shirts and hoodies. great sketch and all, but hoodies? really?
SNL Needs more Hader
by Mr. Mcpoops
Apr 5th, 2008
07:01:02 PM
I second whoever said that.
Census is the best sketch.
by Mr. Mcpoops
Apr 5th, 2008
07:01:25 PM
It cracks me up.
"Sorry about the Gay Stuff."
by Mr. Mcpoops
Apr 5th, 2008
07:02:17 PM
"That won't be a problem, because I'm all out of cocaine."
BEST SKETCHES EVER top 5 # 5
by Napoleon Park
Apr 5th, 2008
07:42:21 PM
I forget the name of the guest host and the kids show, something like Happy Time Station. Kids with letter sweaters for their names and the characteristic they represented, U for Umberto and there was a C and K. They introduced their new friend, Fred Freindship, and since he was most important they wanted him at the head of the train. the host wrestled him to the ground to prevent them from spelling out the F-word.
BEST SKETCHES EVER top 5 # 4
by Napoleon Park
Apr 5th, 2008
07:42:42 PM
Janet Jackson in Cork soakers. Not that brilliant except for how obviously embarrassed she was and how carefully she was saying her lines.
BEST SKETCHES EVER top 5 # 3
by Napoleon Park
Apr 5th, 2008
07:43:03 PM
There is no third place - two way tie for second.
BEST SKETCHES EVER top 5 # 2
by Napoleon Park
Apr 5th, 2008
07:43:24 PM
The two way tie for second best SNL sketch ever: Christopher Walken in Colonel Angus and Alec Baldwin in Schweddy Balls.
BEST SKETCHES EVER top 5 # 1
by Napoleon Park
Apr 5th, 2008
07:43:47 PM
Richard Pryor and Chevy Chase in the word association job interview. "Dead honky!"
BEST SKETCH NEVER
by Napoleon Park
Apr 5th, 2008
07:44:05 PM
That one where he was those fat guys from Chicago eating sausage and discussing the South African diamond trade and whenever they mentioned the deBeers jewelry store chain the waitress thought they were saying "Da Beers" and brought them more beers. Then in the end that giant guy Big Bratsky came in and delivered the punch line. And he had schweatty balls. I was sorry I missed that episode.
Napolean Park
by Mr. Mcpoops
Apr 5th, 2008
08:47:10 PM
I think Number 5 was when Cameron Diaz hosted. Tim Meadows is the host of the Kid's show who has to keep tackling Will Ferrel who is Fred.
God, how George Lucas pisses me off
by GreatOne2
Apr 5th, 2008
10:02:49 PM
I know it's off topic, but I've been going back and forth between the Stars Wars movies and the NCAAA games on Spike tonight, and I'm growing more and more pissed at how badly Lucas f---ed these movies up. The dialogue is absolutely atrocious; the inclusion of kiddie-crap is nauseating; and the giant plot holes ridiculous (no Jedi can sense the Dark Side with Palpatine? WTF??). Bastard.

He could have picked any writer(s) in Hollywood, and had directors agreeing to death matches to direct them, all the while maintaining ultimate control over the final product. But the moron essentially wrecks the franchise by trying to have absolute control. Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid.

good opening... good monologue
by Thundercats73
Apr 5th, 2008
10:37:46 PM
so far so good
OH!
by Shermdawg
Apr 5th, 2008
10:38:35 PM
A BIRD

MUST OF HIT

THE GLASS

DOOR.
Why...
by aversiontherapy2
Apr 5th, 2008
10:40:24 PM
...are they repeating the spoof ad from Fey's host gig.
wtf?
by Holodigm
Apr 5th, 2008
10:40:49 PM
that was from the tina fey episode.
pussy wagon... that's dirty
by Thundercats73
Apr 5th, 2008
10:43:48 PM
they must not have rehearsed this
by Holodigm
Apr 5th, 2008
10:45:51 PM
he's doing nothing but reading the cue cards...
He can read!
by ddschneider1972
Apr 5th, 2008
10:47:55 PM
Wow...if his eyes get worse, this may be his last SNL, since he can't take his eyes off the cue cards...and Dominoes has better delivery than he does.
Just keep STARING at the cue cards, Christopher
by ShiftyEyedDog2
Apr 5th, 2008
10:48:04 PM
damn, he's worse than the regular cast members, and i didnt think that was possible. just staring straight at the cards the entire time, not even TRYING to pretend.

and he couldnt remember ONE piece of that ending choreography. its like watching a senile old grandfather try to put on a show. Walken, stop doing SNL.
That skit sucked and SNL needs to quit trying...
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
Apr 5th, 2008
10:49:05 PM
Not bad so far... but what was with the repeat?
by br1947
Apr 5th, 2008
10:49:06 PM
Mom... Grandpa's reading from the cards again
by Thundercats73
Apr 5th, 2008
10:50:45 PM
they often repeat spoof commercials
by ShiftyEyedDog2
Apr 5th, 2008
10:51:03 PM
its nothing new folks. they reuse commercials in different episodes all the time
i cant even watch this anymore
by ShiftyEyedDog2
Apr 5th, 2008
10:51:42 PM
its just not funny to sit and watch someone read for an hour and a half.
He's always read the cards....
by Cartagia
Apr 5th, 2008
10:51:55 PM
Walken has always had an issue with staring at the cards. So, its not bothering me.
SNl should just hire a few of the TBers on here to write.
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
Apr 5th, 2008
10:54:27 PM
This show needs more hot chicks or something.
reading cards or not...
by imascooby1985
Apr 5th, 2008
10:54:44 PM
that tongue thing was funny
LAZER CATS!!!
by Shermdawg
Apr 5th, 2008
10:55:28 PM
please
by imascooby1985
Apr 5th, 2008
10:55:43 PM
please be laser cats 3
I want to choke Dr. Evil I mean Lorne Michaels
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
Apr 5th, 2008
10:56:11 PM
Who does the digital shorts...
by Thundercats73
Apr 5th, 2008
10:57:15 PM
and why don't they do all the shorts
cant even come up with original Shorts
by ShiftyEyedDog2
Apr 5th, 2008
11:00:32 PM
keep re-making same old dreck
arent the digital shorts
by imascooby1985
Apr 5th, 2008
11:01:39 PM
done by the regular writers? No idea why they are so much better than the rest of the show though.
I rarely watch SNL anymore, but was that supposed to be funny?
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
Apr 5th, 2008
11:02:21 PM
Laser Cats. Sad to see Walken in this shit. It's like a car accident and I can't look away.
shorts are better because
by ShiftyEyedDog2
Apr 5th, 2008
11:03:06 PM
they arent live. can do retake after retake and not ruin it with laughter or forgotten lines or staring at cue cards
that monologue was the best thing to happen to this show all sea
by Jackie Boy
Apr 5th, 2008
11:06:38 PM
but other than that...eh.
Was that first glassbreak on camera?
by Shermdawg
Apr 5th, 2008
11:08:51 PM
Cause it sure as hell wasn't on standard sets.
OMG SOMEONE'S EXCITED
by Jackie Boy
Apr 5th, 2008
11:09:11 PM
that was like a mad tv sketch.
Who would do the chick who played Walken's granddaughter in that
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
Apr 5th, 2008
11:09:26 PM
It was Shermdawg. I'm watching it on HDTV
by Orionsangels
Apr 5th, 2008
11:09:31 PM
shermdawg
by Jackie Boy
Apr 5th, 2008
11:09:53 PM
what do you mean?
Twas cut off
by Shermdawg
Apr 5th, 2008
11:10:33 PM
odd....
by Jackie Boy
Apr 5th, 2008
11:11:11 PM
You could see the shards, but not the actual action.
by Shermdawg
Apr 5th, 2008
11:12:01 PM
wow...he can't even introduce the "band"
by Jackie Boy
Apr 5th, 2008
11:12:08 PM
W/O squinting at the cue cards.
In case it hasn't been seen....
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
Apr 5th, 2008
11:12:31 PM
Charlton Heston passed away
WHAT?!
by Jackie Boy
Apr 5th, 2008
11:13:24 PM
Yep Comingsoon reporting it just now
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
Apr 5th, 2008
11:15:08 PM
Well damn, that sucks.
by br1947
Apr 5th, 2008
11:15:41 PM
Great actor, Rest in Peace.
holy fucking shit
by Jackie Boy
Apr 5th, 2008
11:16:19 PM
i don't even want to finish snl
You saw it shermdawg! grrr!
by Orionsangels
Apr 5th, 2008
11:16:33 PM
WTF buy an HDTV get with the times, mr analog TV hehe. I'm just joking, but I did see her go through the window with my Sharp Aquos HDTV. It's set to dot by dot, which means it shows the absolute limits of the screen size.
Holy crap. This needs to be his last time hosting.
by Mr Incredible
Apr 5th, 2008
11:16:36 PM
I thought I was the only one who noticed his cue card eyes. That was a dumb assumption on my part. Put another nail in the SNL coffin.
...and not 'cause it sucks
by Jackie Boy
Apr 5th, 2008
11:16:56 PM
It's on the Drudge Report as well
by zacdilone
Apr 5th, 2008
11:17:31 PM
And SNL is back to major suckage after a couple decent outings.
Here's a ?, who should host the final episode?
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
Apr 5th, 2008
11:18:40 PM
Seth Meyers needs his smug face punched in.
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
Apr 5th, 2008
11:19:53 PM
I saw the window crash.
by Shermdawg
Apr 5th, 2008
11:20:43 PM
It was the glass or vase or whatever she smacked up against her head I missed.
Also, rest in peace Chuck.
by Shermdawg
Apr 5th, 2008
11:21:11 PM
I agree...
by Jackie Boy
Apr 5th, 2008
11:21:13 PM
but at least they don't hold the camera on him mugging at least 5 seconds after every punchline like they do for poehler.
Obviously Satan should host the last episode
by Mr Incredible
Apr 5th, 2008
11:21:50 PM
Because he wants payback for letting Lorne keep this crap on the air.
Amen to that Jackie and Mr. Incredible!
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
Apr 5th, 2008
11:23:07 PM
the fuck was that shit at the end?
by Jackie Boy
Apr 5th, 2008
11:24:50 PM
Last host ever? CGI John Belushi & Chris Farley
by br1947
Apr 5th, 2008
11:25:37 PM
have them walk out, kill the current cast, then run best of clips.
that walk hard dvd ad sucked
by Jackie Boy
Apr 5th, 2008
11:26:42 PM
if I didn't know how awesome the movie was I'd say fuck that shit
"or do my eyes decieve me?"
by Jackie Boy
Apr 5th, 2008
11:29:37 PM
"that guy keeps shaking the cue card"
armisen's a horrible walken
by Jackie Boy
Apr 5th, 2008
11:31:25 PM
holy shit. worse than poehler.
that deer hunter line cracked me up though
by Jackie Boy
Apr 5th, 2008
11:32:23 PM
then walks in Keenan Thompson
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
Apr 5th, 2008
11:32:56 PM
........
by imascooby1985
Apr 5th, 2008
11:33:03 PM
that upset me
i thought armisen was shit
by Jackie Boy
Apr 5th, 2008
11:33:17 PM
..then, of course, keenan comes in.
they need a funny black man cause Keenan sucks
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
Apr 5th, 2008
11:34:54 PM
beat me to it QuiGonn
by Jackie Boy
Apr 5th, 2008
11:35:03 PM
Haven't watched in forever...cause..hahha...this show sucks
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
Apr 5th, 2008
11:35:56 PM
gotham
by Jackie Boy
Apr 5th, 2008
11:36:20 PM
Walken's hosting, of course we're gonna watch. But, then again, many said the same about fey, page, etc.
I laughed my ass off til Keenan.
by Cartagia
Apr 5th, 2008
11:36:31 PM
@Jackie 2 great minds think alike my friend
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
Apr 5th, 2008
11:36:47 PM
that went downhill fast
by Madbomber
Apr 5th, 2008
11:37:03 PM
Why switch off of Hader? Sudeikis is only funny as the Rocket.
Can we pry the gun from his cold, dead hands now?
by ShiftyEyedDog2
Apr 5th, 2008
11:37:24 PM
LMFAO!!!
RIP Charlton Heston
where's the continental?
by Madbomber
Apr 5th, 2008
11:38:39 PM
One of the few things Walken's good at. Its not like the Hartman estate will put a stop to the opening narration.
Googly eyes on plants? WTF?
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
Apr 5th, 2008
11:39:16 PM
Best line tonight, from the stalker skit..
by Alfred_Packer
Apr 5th, 2008
11:40:10 PM
"Thats all I need right now, is sexual harrasment charges , to go with my...sexual harassment charges.."
The writers were trippin' balls when they wrote that plant shit
by Jackie Boy
Apr 5th, 2008
11:43:00 PM
"DUDE! The shrooms keep eyeballin' me man! hey, man, that'd be an awesome sketch, man!"
best part of the show so far: Wiig's cleavage
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
Apr 5th, 2008
11:45:16 PM
great minds do think alike
by Jackie Boy
Apr 5th, 2008
11:45:54 PM
Indeed!
by br1947
Apr 5th, 2008
11:47:15 PM
I don't watch Top Chef
by Jackie Boy
Apr 5th, 2008
11:48:54 PM
was there a moron on there like that, or was it a "wouldn't it be funny if walken was on there and, like, didn't get it?" premise?
That was a Top Chef sketch?
by Pariah74
Apr 5th, 2008
11:49:09 PM
I think my wife and I rip on Top Chef better than that!! I mean you have Fred Armistan right there...looking funny...playing a part that is easily mocked and he says, "I hope you're impressing me." twice. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THIS SHOW?
it'd be funnier if they let Walken sing with the band
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
Apr 5th, 2008
11:49:33 PM
...
by Jackie Boy
Apr 5th, 2008
11:49:40 PM
I just saw a commercial for Israel. Like, the country Israel.
jackie Boy
by Pariah74
Apr 5th, 2008
11:50:15 PM
It was a "wouldn't it be funny if walken was on there and, like, didn't get it?" premise" They totally dropped the ball. Top Chef is a softball to mock.
googley-eyed fern
by sith_rising
Apr 5th, 2008
11:51:13 PM
i laughed out loud
Wow the band doesn't have any new material?
by Jackie Boy
Apr 5th, 2008
11:51:31 PM
They're singing a song from four years ago? And are they trying as hard as they can to suck epically? This is a legitimate question.
If they did a Hell's Kitchen sketch there'd be potential
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
Apr 5th, 2008
11:53:13 PM
Gordon Ramsay is funny as all hell...alas that's FOX
Goes to show even Walken can't save the show.
by Jackie Boy
Apr 5th, 2008
11:53:34 PM
The saddest thing in life is wasted talent.
Actually, I thought it's been pretty damn good tonight.
by Shermdawg
Apr 5th, 2008
11:55:13 PM
yep that's true Jackie
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
Apr 5th, 2008
11:55:59 PM
Norm MacDonald's Larry King was and will always be the best.
Does anybody remember..?
by Mr Incredible
Apr 5th, 2008
11:57:23 PM
What was on Saturday nights before SNL came on in 1975? Movies? Best of Johnny Carson? Just a question.
Well
by Jackie Boy
Apr 5th, 2008
11:57:53 PM
It's significantly better than it's been. But a sketch w/o the host? The fuck kinda shit is that?
Norm was great.
by Jackie Boy
Apr 5th, 2008
11:58:40 PM
Armisen bored me.
David Spade imho remains an overrated piece of shit
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
Apr 5th, 2008
11:59:41 PM
No Continental? WTF!
best Norm line ever: Happy b-day Jesus I hope u like crap!
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
Apr 6th, 2008
12:00:29 AM
Ok...
by Jackie Boy
Apr 6th, 2008
12:00:36 AM
that was kind of awkward. And seriously, what was the deal with the Walkenless sketch? Did he say "fuck it" at the last minute and the went with that as backup, or what?
Orgazmo's got 40 minutes left on Sundance channel
by Jackie Boy
Apr 6th, 2008
12:05:52 AM
If anyone's got anything better to watch now, drop a suggestion.
they should just do like a previous TBer said
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
Apr 6th, 2008
12:05:54 AM
Fire the whole damn lot, the crew, the writers, etc.
Porn
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
Apr 6th, 2008
12:07:25 AM
But of course
by Jackie Boy
Apr 6th, 2008
12:11:39 AM
And apparently Harry's grandmother died. My condolences.
walkenless sketch
by waggy
Apr 6th, 2008
12:13:27 AM
if i remember correctly they used to frequently have sketches without the host. i think it was only in the past decade or so that they started sticking them in every single sketch. or maybe i'm just talking out of my ass.....
No New Continental...
by Bald Evil
Apr 6th, 2008
12:20:50 AM
I'm disappointed. The monologue was funny though.

by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
Apr 6th, 2008
12:21:30 AM
sucks to hear about Harry's grandmother. SNL just needs to end.
SPADE SUCKS COCK!!!
by deliciouscowbell
Apr 6th, 2008
12:26:51 AM
lame ass
glad to see i am not the only who thinks Joe Dirt is a piece of
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
Apr 6th, 2008
12:28:57 AM
...shit
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
Apr 6th, 2008
12:29:32 AM
Regarding Joe Dirt
by Jackie Boy
Apr 6th, 2008
12:41:08 AM
I've always wondered how anybody on the set could wake up every day to go work on a movie like that, especially the director. How could he live with himself?
I guess sometimes a paycheck is a paycheck
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
Apr 6th, 2008
12:43:12 AM
You can't put a price on dignity
by Jackie Boy
Apr 6th, 2008
12:43:56 AM
True, but then again look at those involved.
by QuiGonnJin&Tonic
Apr 6th, 2008
12:46:19 AM
I liked Amy Poehler's little Walken girl. Ghosts are spooky!
by Flim Springfield
Apr 6th, 2008
01:37:15 AM
a ahole's thoughts...
by mr ahole ramirez
Apr 6th, 2008
01:48:07 AM
...worst SNL wit Walken hostin...maybe cuz its old and tired since we seen him do SNL and comedy so many times...thats why the best hosts and shows are wit hosts who arent into comedy, ie Justin Timberlake, Peyton Manning, Stone Philips/Brian Williams (forgot which one), etc...Im waitin for Bill Clinton to host...
Good? GOOD??????
by Mister Man
Apr 6th, 2008
01:49:51 AM
Walken just stared at the cards the entire time. It was excruciating.
I liked it
by Napoleon Park
Apr 6th, 2008
02:10:08 AM
and thought Walken was hilarious. He addressed the cue card question IN the monolog: "It's just reading off of a card, how hard can that be?" And then he punchlined it by predicting the rest of the show would be worse.

What's so amazing about a show where the host isn't in every single sketch? I thought that was how they always did it and if they changed it, I never noticed. The host isn't always in the commercial parodies, cartoon, digital short, muppets segment, on Update or singing with the musical guest, either.

I noticed the usual politico contingent isn't here bawling about how SNL and or Tina Few isn't funny because they have a different political viewpoint, now that the show's opening with a sketch that flat out states that Hillary is going to lose.

I don't always get the Kristen Wiig love around here. Casey Wilson (the new girl, Walken's granddaughter in the surprise party sketch) is more my type. But Wiig was antic in that surpprise party sketch as Excitable Woman. Can you imagine having carnal relations with someone like that?

Glad they didn't do any sequel sketches - cowbell, colonel, cham-pan-ya. No need for an old man to compete with his younger self.

Walken did his Walken voice in every sketch because that's what you get when you hire him. But he created some bizarre characters. A guy who raises a bunch of potted housepalnts even though he's afraid of them? A gay co-worker/stalker? "I'm going to go choke him." I don't know what you kids want, but this was some insane shit. Oh, right, you wanted him to be in every sketch, sing, dance and relive his greatest hits.

And I LOVED his introduction to the band with the stupid name: he just reeled the words off like a sentence fragment, as if he'd never heard of them before that moment and they meant nothing to him - which is exactly how I felt about them, too. Except for the never hearing of them part - I think they were on the cover of Spin once. Best band intro since Christopher Lee's "Ladies and gentlemmmen, Meet... Loaf!"

RIP Charleton Heston. Cause of death as yet unspecified, damned dirty apes sought for questioning.

Gotham's Eve Came
by Napoleon Park
Apr 6th, 2008
03:00:19 AM
so close to spelling my name right. I'm honored.

I just skimmed the TB to see what insightful comments you made about the show and actually you were right on every point. Walken is a funny dancer, he does have an odd, halting speech pattern, people do keep coming here to criticize the show and you don;t like David spade. Brilliant - right on all counts. People underestimate the value of your contributions here because of your confrontational non-sequitors. You're very a stute.

Although the word "stute" might not mean what I think it does.

Oh, and I don't like beating. The BDSM group I moderate, Bound_To_Please, doesn't allow any violent images, only restraint and mild discipline. And I usually photoshop any bruises out of pictures.

Not bad ep
by tme2nsb
Apr 6th, 2008
03:13:57 AM
Me and the wife laughed. Not as funny as some previous appearances, but funny none the less. Didn't laugh during Laser Cats though...not one bit. Or the Larry King one...not one bit.
That episode was way above average.
by mr.brownstone
Apr 6th, 2008
03:26:33 AM
Thanks Walken!
SNL - Settling for mediocrity for over twenty years!
by Ol' Gravy Leg
Apr 6th, 2008
07:08:15 AM
I miss SNL with Carvey, Myers, Chris Rock...
by bigpth
Apr 6th, 2008
07:38:29 AM
and Dennis Miller before he got scared by 9/11 and became a right wing nut job coward.
Fire Lorne Michaels! Get new blood!
by TVguy4566
Apr 6th, 2008
09:30:05 AM
I have and will continue to maintain that when cutting edge comedians get old, they get too mainstream and and unfunny. That goes to producers of what used to be cutting edge television shows. Look at cutting edge comedians from SNL's heyday - Eddie Murphy (Norbit anyone?), Dan Akroyd (anything from the last decade), Chevy Chase, etc.

What SNL needs is fresh blood at the top. Michaels still has ultimate say over what goes on the air and who is hired to write. Based on what has gone on the air for the last decade or so, he has lost the pulse of what is cutting edge.

He produces the show like Dick Ebersol did back in the day. Relatively safe, generic comedy, with some cutting edge peppered in. But at least Ebersol had Eddie Murphy to make SNL relevant. Michaels does have some good talent to work with, but no one with Murphy's talent to carry the show above the dreck given to them.
and as for the Ebersol years....
by TVguy4566
Apr 6th, 2008
09:36:01 AM
I'd take them over the past few years no matter how bad those years were (except for Murphy's stuff and the Billy Crystal, Martin Short, Harry Shearer season). At least they had some gems (beyond Eddie Murphy and the dream team season) to work with. Both Tim Kazurinsky and Mary Gross were two of the most underrated SNL cast members ever. They came up with a few solid recurring characters.

Right now, I don't think there is a recurring character that meets the "comedic standard" of Doug and Wendy Whiner from the Ebersol years. And that is setting the bar so low that it touches the floor.
Hey everybody........it's MOSES!
by microphish
Apr 6th, 2008
11:08:41 AM
I've watched SNL for 30 years and one of my favorite hosts was Chuck Heston. Especially his first time. Paul Westerberg was the musical guest and not a better choice of political and social opposites could have been made. The highlight of the whole show was at the end when Heston does the group signoff. Westerberg was standing next to Heston as he enthusiastically took his last bow. Heston turns to Westerberg to shake his hand and Westerberg hawks this huge cough into his hand and immediately reaches out and shakes Heston's extended hand. And to Heston's credit, he actually one ups Westerberg by continuing to smile and engage a smug looking Westerberg while at the same time wiping his hand up and down his pants. You couldn't have scripted that 4 second exchange. Plus, one of my favorite skits ever was Heston playing a senior age grocer who made dementia filled threats to customers who were asking questions about the price of cantoloupes. "I'll sneak into your house and take the ones you love the most and take them to my garden shed where their screams will echo of the tin walls of that shed for years to come!" Classic. Tonights Walken episode. They played off the Walken hype. Walken's last appearance was weak also. SNL had started to improve with the addition of Hader, Samberg , Sudeikis and Wigg. But it has just gotten brainless again. And I HATED Tina Fey when she was head writer. The show was at 1981 suckage when she was head writer but she is unbelievable on 30 Rock. I can't believe it's the same person. I think SNL is just cursed at this point.
Googley eyes plants and Grease sketches were great
by JoeSixPack
Apr 6th, 2008
11:27:11 AM
Reminded me of the old days. Other than that the ep was fairly average.
It was good overall.
by mistergreen
Apr 6th, 2008
12:30:23 PM
I liked it... Made me laugh a couple of time.. What's the big deal with reading from cue cards? They come up with these sketch a day ahead and don't have time to memorize the lines.
Walken makes standing and reasing cue cards hilarious.
by Flim Springfield
Apr 6th, 2008
12:42:24 PM
Tina Fey, where are you???
by goodwolf82
Apr 6th, 2008
01:12:11 PM
The show's been awful since she left. And yeah, now that you mention it, I am noticing a lack of complaints directed toward the opening bit. I'm a Republican myself, but that's very double-standard-ish.
They are actors by trade, that's the "big deal."
by Mister Man
Apr 6th, 2008
01:13:09 PM
One skit, I'll accept the emotionless reading...but NOT every damn scene with Walken. Fortunately, for "Googly Eyes," he was looking AT the camera, and they could place the cues right next to it.
Moving the Chuck Heston episode to DVD this afternoon..
by Alfred_Packer
Apr 6th, 2008
01:42:06 PM
That is a classicly funny SNL, and your right, the grocery sketch is awesome. I will have to look for that handshake to see if its on my tape.
Explain this please
by sofaking
Apr 6th, 2008
03:35:02 PM
If I'm not mistaken, Christopher Walken is an actor. Actors, especially of his caliber, read a number of long, drawn-out movie scripts a year that they're required to memorize, so why can't Walken memorize a handful of scripts 3-5 minute SNL bits?Explain this to me talkbackers because his card reading killed the show for me last night.
I liked it
by Razorback
Apr 6th, 2008
03:56:38 PM
I thought some of it was really funny.
sofaking
by Mr. Mcpoops
Apr 6th, 2008
04:40:16 PM
They only have to memorize a few lines(if that)of dialog at a time. Spit out a couple of lines, spend the next hour waiting to setup for the next scene. That and they have plenty of time to memorize. I think the scripts of SNL are finalized on Thursday or Friday, so they don't have near as long to memorize the lines.
sofaking
by blondeman
Apr 6th, 2008
04:44:58 PM
No one memorizes the scripts for these sketches because it is far too difficult to do so, some people are just much better at reading the cards than others. The writers and producers actually tell the hosts not even to try do memorize the scripts they are given during the week. They say this because for every sketch that makes it to air there are probably 20 more that are written and rehearsed during the week that are cut. And there are constant re-writes all week long, often there are last minute changes that are made right after the dress rehearsals which take place right before the live broadcast.
That and who wants to commit this shit to memory
by Mr. Mcpoops
Apr 6th, 2008
04:50:21 PM
I'd need a lobotomy if I memorized a script from an episode of SNL.
Wiig looked good in that office sketch
by Mr. Mcpoops
Apr 6th, 2008
05:33:06 PM
I'd do some crazy things to her.
Hader: Underused again
by Mr. Mcpoops
Apr 6th, 2008
05:34:24 PM
The writers must really hate him.
I want to kill some of the audience
by Mr. Mcpoops
Apr 6th, 2008
05:36:14 PM
Did anyone notice asshole who laughed at about 1000 decibels louder than everyone else. He sounded like Sudekis when he does that weird laugh. If anyone recorded it, watch the going away sketch again.
Yeah, I hate it when the cue card reading takes me out of the sh
by JonQuixote
Apr 6th, 2008
05:36:48 PM
I just had a hard time believing that guy was really scared of plants. I was just too aware that it was Christopher Walken playing a guy scared of plants. It kept me from getting swept up by the story.
Walken is turning into Kim Jung ll
by Mr. Mcpoops
Apr 6th, 2008
05:40:11 PM
That's what I kept thinking during the Laser Cats skit.
I had the same problem JonQuixote
by Mr. Mcpoops
Apr 6th, 2008
05:42:30 PM
I wanted to believe that Walken was a Murderous Homosexual Stalker, but I just couldn't get over the line reading. It is ruining my day.
gotham_night
by TVguy4566
Apr 6th, 2008
05:55:16 PM
Walken has been in a lot of good/great movies including: Annie Hall, The Deer Hunter, The Dead Zone, King of New York, True Romance (best scene in the movie), and Pulp Fiction.
I want to have sex with Casey Wilson
by Mr. Mcpoops
Apr 6th, 2008
05:57:07 PM
That is all.
TVguy4566 I'm with you on True Romance
by Mr. Mcpoops
Apr 6th, 2008
06:00:01 PM
I liked that movie and Walken's scene with what'shisname was the best.

by tme2nsb
Apr 6th, 2008
06:47:34 PM
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Sorry
by tme2nsb
Apr 6th, 2008
06:48:01 PM
2 yr old got the keyboard.
Worst host EVER!
by Zardoz
Apr 6th, 2008
06:54:24 PM
Yeah, sure, "More Cowbell" is an iconic line, but GAWD, did Walken SUCK last night! Read cue cards much, Christopher? (and apparently he couldn't even read them that well, either!) If I were him, I'd be very embarrassed about that, and probably never, ever host SNL again...
Kim Jong Il Walken!
by thebearovingian
Apr 6th, 2008
11:50:36 PM
He did kinda look like that!
Casey Wilson is HORRIBLE
by BitterMan23
Apr 7th, 2008
11:02:51 AM
It makes me wish Cheri Oteri was back. I have yet to laugh at a single thing she's done/said except in that commercial ad for the once a year period, where she devours the cake. "Heh."
Thought it was good
by TheSecondQuest
Apr 7th, 2008
01:44:19 PM
Not the best Walken episode, but I thought everything except for perhaps the Grease and Top Chef skits were pretty good, though I'm not a fan of Laser Cats, I know some people love it. And I can't decide if I like Panic at the Disco or if I just find them curiously weird. Their songs, minus a couple lyrics, give me the impresson they could become a great children's songs band, but they are not really a rock band at all.
Fire Seth Meyers!
by maineguy74
Apr 7th, 2008
01:57:01 PM
Man Walken is good at reading those cue-cards!
Have you ever seen a dragon?
by The Winged Doucheman
Apr 7th, 2008
06:31:09 PM
Not the best, but not bad. Classic goofy Walken. The Walken family sketch was a bit much. It made a vertical leap over a nautical animal if you will.
Whoever titled this piece fails at life.
by Err
Apr 7th, 2008
07:43:38 PM
The quote was that he had a fever and the only PRESCRIPTION was more cowbell. If you are going to combine stuff at least keep PRESCRIPTION instead of CURE. Jeezus.
"You know it ain't no shit,
by Big Jim
Apr 8th, 2008
02:57:38 PM
"When you're getting lots of tit,

Greased Lightning"

You know, it really is a crude song.

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