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Harry and Capone work for Advanced Idea Mechanics?
by tonagan
Apr 4th, 2008
03:49:42 AM
Cool! I work for Hydra!
I knew Harry could squeal
by seppukudkurosawa
Apr 4th, 2008
04:00:11 AM
But he can jump too?

Sorry about the diabetes, Harry. Now food really IS your life. I used to have a roomie with diabetes, and he spent every second of the day wondering whether he'd eaten too much or not eaten enough. Also, the used needles lying about everywhere had ME squirming.
good luck with the diet and exercise Harry...
by RighteousBrother
Apr 4th, 2008
04:00:30 AM
we'll be keeping close tabs on you!
Sorry to hear about the diabetes, HK
by Napoleon Park
Apr 4th, 2008
04:00:32 AM
I was diagnosed five or six years ago. Ramming that needle into my side twice a day, well you do what you have to do to stay alive and keep your feet and eyesight. But the whole glucometer thing and the finger jabbing - that gets really old really fast.If you're a pop drinker, Pepsi Max and Coke Zero both have decent tastes. And any Diet Dr. Pepper. Check out that new limited edition cherry chocolate Diet Dr. Pepper - quite tasty.

The latest research say using sugar substitutes and drinking diet sodas still keeps the body craving sweets, and in an ideal world the best thing would be to cut them from your diet altogether and eventually lose the craving. Well, one thing at a time...

I wouldn't be surprised
by seppukudkurosawa
Apr 4th, 2008
04:07:58 AM
If Harry's first taste of endorphins in years might partly have something to do with why he liked this movie so much. Then again, I might just be being a negative creep because of that awful trailer I've been forced to see in front of every movie I've seen the last few weeks.
Needles
by Napoleon Park
Apr 4th, 2008
04:08:21 AM
If you know someone with a cat (or have your own) get one of those thick plastic jugs the 13 or 21 pound size cat litter comes in. Remove the label, keep it where ever you regularly do your injections, it'll hold about a quarter years worth of used syringes. Just seal it tight and clearly label it with the word "Sharps" when you put it in the trash.
Real horror was in the first half of the article
by random dude
Apr 4th, 2008
04:08:30 AM
How about 3 double BigMc's after the workout?
by random dude
Apr 4th, 2008
04:09:21 AM
As a self reward, you know!!
A-PLUS FOR HARRY AND CAPONE
by The Real MiraJeff
Apr 4th, 2008
04:15:35 AM
Wow! I just got back from a midnight screening of The Ruins wanting to back Capone up but I see Harry beat me to it. This movie kicks ass! Really, I was very impressed with Carter Smith and his young cast. If I wasn't too lazy to review the film, I'd spend at least a paragraph seconding Harry about how DreamWorks has absolutely fucked up the marketing here. I mean, I'm never terribly surprised when the studio makes a piece of shit look like gold, but I am stunned at how badly they dropped the ball here. If I was SKG I would can half the department. This is an easy winner. I honestly think with the proper campaign this could've taken the top spot at the box office this weekend. Everyone was great, especially Jonathan Tucker doing his best Jack Shepard impression. The Ruins is a genuinely creepy, highly effective thriller. I highly recommend this to fans of the genre and anyone looking for a good old-fashioned scarefest. It's a great date movie and will definitely make you rethink visiting any Mayan temples on your next vacation.
...and HK
by The Real MiraJeff
Apr 4th, 2008
04:18:06 AM
hang in there, man. My heart goes out to you and the missus. Good luck with everything. My old man owns a candy store and there's plenty of sugar-free items. Let me know if there's anything your sweet tooth needs. You know where to find me.
Good luck with the Diabetes
by antonphd
Apr 4th, 2008
04:23:47 AM
Be good to yourself. Diabetes can kill you if you let your guard down. Looking forward to Leatherheads. Caught both of the guys on shows tonight. Both funny as hell guys. And finally, there you go conservatives, Harry threw you a bone. Now you can share your frustration with the Clintons with us "latte" drinking lefties.
oops
by The Real MiraJeff
Apr 4th, 2008
04:23:53 AM
i have no idea what i'm talking about with regards to diabetes, no clue whether you'd want sugar or sugar-free or sugar substitute. disregard any dumb statements made above. just holler if there's anything i can do.
Harry, Sly Stallones book....
by RighteousBrother
Apr 4th, 2008
04:28:24 AM
Sly Moves.......is a great book for getting your head in the right space for hitting the gym and eating well. I'd recommend it, mind you - you can probaly just pick up the phone and give him a call yourself!
Good luck, Harry
by Captain Mal
Apr 4th, 2008
04:34:51 AM
Glad to see you're taking control. You can do it!
Proud of you Harry!
by WeinerPenis
Apr 4th, 2008
04:44:27 AM
The shit sure ain't easy but the same way an alcoholic never enjoys life more than when they give up their demons, nothing is better than embracing your health and taking the little steps that will make every day that much richer. Swear to God. Don't be daunted by it Harry, if you had walked around the block every day that someone called you a fat fucker, you'd be skinny now. Take it slow, stick with it and know that all of your bro's and ho's are pulling for you!
I was just diagnosed with cat Aids.... AND I LOVE IT!
by ruven76
Apr 4th, 2008
04:46:36 AM
I feel that unfortunately it’s exactly what I needed to make the rest of the changes I needed – and that would be to stop fucking cats.
Get well soon
by The Gospel According to Bastardface
Apr 4th, 2008
04:57:45 AM
Yes, these Ruins flick does have my attention now.
goof luck on the weight loss harry
by bacci40
Apr 4th, 2008
05:07:00 AM
cuz we would hate to lose you...
Harry, do you EVER read books?
by Trazadone
Apr 4th, 2008
05:31:04 AM
I've noticed over the years that every time there is a movie based on a book you're always quick to note that you hadn't read it (comic books don't count).
A slim Harry is a happy Harry!
by HarryBlackPotter
Apr 4th, 2008
05:40:29 AM
Seriously dude, the gym thing is great. You'll live a lot longer and the girls will love you!
It looks nothing like Hostel
by Mysterious Yobo
Apr 4th, 2008
05:43:40 AM
The Journey From Morbidly Obese To Merely Fat!
by LaserPants
Apr 4th, 2008
06:14:54 AM
Good luck! Having never been fat, I can't relate to your plight, but I wish you luck.
HOSTEL Is Vastly Underrated & Much Smarter Than Its Credited For
by LaserPants
Apr 4th, 2008
06:18:55 AM
Its also the best American horror film of the last 10, 20 years. Name one better. One American horror film. I'm well aware that Japanese (especially Miike) and Korean directors have been kicking the shit out of American horror, or hell, ANY GENRE of films for years.
Watched The Last Waltz a couple of nights ago
by kwisatzhaderach
Apr 4th, 2008
06:41:43 AM
Awesome
Sorry to hear about your news Harry...
by Yeti
Apr 4th, 2008
06:50:11 AM
But it's good to hear you've had an epiphany and are doing something about it - most peole don't.
LEGIT ADVICE FOR MR. KNOWLES
by the new transported man
Apr 4th, 2008
06:53:10 AM
Stop pedaling for 20 minutes & get on a treadmill or elliptical for a lot longer, like 40 minutes, & work your ass off. Take time out of the hour spent on weights, you don't need all that, homie. Weights doesn't keep your heart rate up like cardio does, even at a brisk walking pace.
As for the Ruins I had dismissed it with the trailer..
by Yeti
Apr 4th, 2008
06:53:16 AM
as just a "killer plant" movie. I may have spoken too soon. Guess I'll check it out.
Good for you, Harry
by mefrog
Apr 4th, 2008
07:31:21 AM
Good luck with everything. I'm pulling for you.
Keep it up Harry
by FuryofthefilmFan
Apr 4th, 2008
07:51:34 AM
Keep up the workouts Harry, you can do it man.
transported man
by HEADGEEK
Apr 4th, 2008
07:59:04 AM
can't wait to do treadmill and elliptical - can't really do that yet, got to be able to walk, before I run. that's why I'm working leg, back, abs and what not... to build the foundation to walk, then run, then skip.
See!!!
by seppukudkurosawa
Apr 4th, 2008
08:03:47 AM
I knew Harry was lying in the headline about jumping.
Congrats on the lifestyle change.
by rbatty024
Apr 4th, 2008
08:07:10 AM
I always enjoy having worked out, but I rarely enjoy actually working out.
Your fellow geeks applaud you, Harry...
by Moonwatcher
Apr 4th, 2008
08:30:50 AM
and wish you well in your new life. Perhaps the animation in the upper left corner could keep us current on your new look?
As soon as you can walk and run...
by SK229
Apr 4th, 2008
08:42:15 AM
go for it, because nothing takes weight off faster and provides greater gains for the work and time put in than brisk walking or running. You'll be surprised how your body responds too, how quickly you'll feel like you can go three times further than you could yesterday, but DON'T. Stay on the same steady course, otherwise you could crash and wind up worse for the wear... GOOD LUCK! Nothing gets people pumped and pulling for you more than hearing that you're making that kind of a lifestyle change!
how can he work out
by Shigeru
Apr 4th, 2008
08:44:08 AM
if he's in a friggin wheelchair
Not that I don't want him to get better
by Shigeru
Apr 4th, 2008
08:45:12 AM
A friend of mine has the 'betis and it can be manageable
Harry
by Series7
Apr 4th, 2008
08:48:26 AM
Get a dog. Walk it every day. Stay in shape the easy way.
whooops
by the new transported man
Apr 4th, 2008
08:50:25 AM
Didn't know dude's in a wheelchair, guess I'm still plugged into the Matrix. Keep pedaling!
Stop that nonsense!
by Knugen
Apr 4th, 2008
08:55:52 AM
Cardio schmardio! I'll pray for you and the Spaghetti Monster will make it better! His noodles will drag that evil right out of you, son. I'm not a fundamentalist! I swear! BTW If you get worse, it's his divine will...
20 minutes on the bike. Good for you Harry
by Knobules
Apr 4th, 2008
08:59:42 AM
Thanks for the review. As you stated the trailer looked like Grudge 3 or some crap. Had no interest. Now, maybe its worth a look.
When trailers suck...
by Beezbo
Apr 4th, 2008
09:08:28 AM
I agree completely with Harry's assessment of "The Ruins" trailer. I would have no interest whatsoever in the film if it weren't for the raves that the book keeps getting. Sadly enough, by having the trailer make it look like just another crappy traveling teens in peril movie, the film will do better at the box office. Teens go to movies, and teens like crap. Other than "Hostel," none of my favorite horror movies of the past couple of years have done any business ("The Descent," "Behind the Mask"), while those lame "Saw" sequels just keep coming.
And the book too!
by cinefreak7
Apr 4th, 2008
09:26:36 AM
I guess I hadn't dismissed The Ruins simply because I was holding out hope that it was going to be half as good as the book, which I love. Seriously, Harry, if you want a page-turner of a book, pick up The Ruins by Scott Smith. Great stuff.
The Real MiraJeff
by Quin the Eskimo
Apr 4th, 2008
09:30:58 AM
My Old Man is dead, so fuck you.

Good luck Harry. I'm workin' it to. Down from 294 to 269 so far on the year. The joys of seeing my penis knows no bounds!

Why is anyone surprised that this is good?....
by FlickaPoo
Apr 4th, 2008
09:31:22 AM
...the book was great, the screen play was adapted by the author, A Simple Plan was great, and I even stumbled into some little interview with the director and he seemed to really get and be into the story.......I saw the shitty trailer too, but I had a little faith and assumed (and hoped) it must just be an attempt to sell the flick to the pimply-Friday-night-socializin g right-through-the movie crowd...
The Ruins was a great read...
by Frank Black
Apr 4th, 2008
09:35:34 AM
...and it would appear that the movie is going to be as good and weirdly, Ben Stiller produced it.
That's great news Harry!
by heyscot
Apr 4th, 2008
09:42:51 AM
It's so hard to make a big life change like this, but you can do it! Keep it up and just remember why you're doing it! We all face these changes--I too have to start exercising because I have high cholesterol--and we can do it! Kick some butt because we all want you to stay around so we can continue being your friend!
Good for you, Harry.
by Node32774
Apr 4th, 2008
09:43:28 AM
I hope you keep up the work outs. And I just purchased my tickets t othis movie for tonight. Really looking forward to it. Read the book and it sounds like they did it right.
Elipticals
by garcicr
Apr 4th, 2008
09:52:22 AM
Yo Harry those things have little to low impact on your knees heck of a lot better than normal running either on a trail or treadmill.
Keep At It, Harry
by kevinwillis.net
Apr 4th, 2008
09:57:04 AM
It's amazing how much progress you can make when you keep at it. Depressing how little progress you make when you skip a day here, skip a day there (that would be me). Best of luck!
Damn.. a movie that MiraJeff and I agree 100% on
by Speed Fricassee
Apr 4th, 2008
10:01:13 AM
Must be a mistake there somewhere. :-D One of us has to be wrong.
diabetes burger in paradise
by Toe Jam
Apr 4th, 2008
10:08:49 AM
good luck harry
by gredenko
Apr 4th, 2008
10:09:31 AM
i was diagnosed in 2005 and it whipped me into shape. i lost 120 pounds in 14 months by eating sensibly and working out 4x per week. i still have a ways to go but i feel 200 x better and my blood sugar is now never over about 120 with no meds. i'll be rooting for you.
This is why our "health care" system is fucked
by Luscious.868
Apr 4th, 2008
10:13:23 AM
Instead of excercizing and eating right to prevent diabetes you let yourself go until you get the diseases and when that happens the costs to treat it skyrockets. The most expensive diseases that we treat in America can be prevented, but we don't have a health care system in this country, we have a diseases care system. Hence ever increasing costs.

There should be health insurance company that only takes healthy people who live a low risk life style as it pertains to chronic preventable diseases. Why should we have to pay to cover the costs of people who refuse to take care of themselves?
Yeah, I remember missing two weeks of school to go climb an Inca
by YotzVonFrelnik
Apr 4th, 2008
10:14:29 AM
How do you end up in these places, man? So jealous.
Damn, chopped off... "... to go climb an Incan pyramid."
by YotzVonFrelnik
Apr 4th, 2008
10:15:21 AM
Though the accidental result's sorta amusing.
harry, how did the director handle the "whispering" sounds?
by ironic_name
Apr 4th, 2008
10:17:49 AM
I remember people wondering if we'd see what was making the noise and saying it would look silly..

was it?

Eye of the Tiger, Harry!
by Wee Willie
Apr 4th, 2008
10:17:51 AM
Glad to hear you're taking action on the diagnosis. Keep it up. Even if you don't feel like working out on a scheduled day, get you butt in that gym. Even a minor I'm-not-into-this workout is better than no workout. You've inspired me to get back into it.
NO CONCERT FOR GRUMPY OLD MEN.
by alice 13
Apr 4th, 2008
10:33:19 AM
20 or 30 years too late marty. scary shit.
Cardio AND Weights
by TheLastCleric
Apr 4th, 2008
10:34:40 AM
People telling you to ditch the weights are wrong, Harry. While Cardio is crucial, weight lifting will actually burn fat very quickly as well as increase muscle mass which in turn speeds up the metabolism. Good luck. You will feel better almost immediately.
so.....
by zom-bot.com
Apr 4th, 2008
10:39:40 AM
american tourists go to south america. see temple. natives won't let them leave. why? because they are a sacrifice to the big plant in the temple. end of story. hope all the inbetween is awesome because that still just sounds so-so.
ironic_name
by Speed Fricassee
Apr 4th, 2008
10:41:11 AM
Two words: unison & practice. Creepy ass shit.
The TV promos
by Trik_Ster
Apr 4th, 2008
10:44:08 AM
Make me think of that story by King called The Raft for some reason
Harry
by Series7
Apr 4th, 2008
10:45:10 AM
You like Obama? Seriously, I hope I am wrong but I know McCain is going to be our next president. As for this moive, I am glad to know that the trailers where wrong. Because they did make it look like Touriasts 2: Lost Baggage. That or the trailer looks like a commercial for the Book, you know how they sometimes make big fancy commercials for a popular authors new book. Because all the taglines were for the book.
ironic_name
by Node32774
Apr 4th, 2008
10:53:00 AM
From what I've heard the voices aren't in the film at all, which would befine with me becasue I found that part of the book to be silly. However, when reading the book I always imagined the flowers as creating the voices.
i keep misreading
by zom-bot.com
Apr 4th, 2008
10:54:19 AM
"Harry was jumping, squirming and squealing throughout ....THE RUNS" and i keep laughing because diarrhea is hilarious
zom-bot.com
by Node32774
Apr 4th, 2008
10:58:56 AM
1. They're are not just Americans. There are Germans and Greeks as well which play into the group dynamic.
2. They are in Mexico, not South America.
3. The "natives" are not sacrificing them, so much as preventing the spread of the vine.
4.The in between deals with what it takes to survive and whether or not one's will to survive is greater or less than the life being preserved.
is that bad...
by mr ahole ramirez
Apr 4th, 2008
11:01:27 AM
...when the head writer (I guess that what Harry is) is the worst part of this site?...Capone cool, Massa cool, Moriarty was cool until he started doin "things I love", and all the others (cept for MiraJeff)...could we get a mutiny on this site?...
Good luck, Harry!
by DeCypher44
Apr 4th, 2008
11:05:37 AM
Harry, good luck with your journey. I hope your health comes to you soon!
Damn sentient plants...
by Kid Z
Apr 4th, 2008
11:08:33 AM
...sneaky bastards, can't trust 'em! (With the exceptions of that carrot Green Lantern and that race of Zen Asparaguses that the Kree tried to kill off, of course)
Too bad about the diabetes...
by Kid Z
Apr 4th, 2008
11:13:00 AM
...my dad has it too and it can lead to lots of other serious health consequences. The plus side is that it's encouraged you to get in shape, which is the best thing for you and the payoff is even better when you're young. Keep up the good work getting healthy, Harry... we're pullin' for ya, big guy!
I saw it last night...
by Novaman5000
Apr 4th, 2008
11:19:30 AM
Honestly. I don't know. It was fine. There were a couple of cool "oh shit" moments, like the first encounter with the mayans and a sequence involving a vine filled tunnel and a cell phone, but otherwise... The movie just wasn't that interesting. It wasn't bad, but it was kind of forgettable. A strictly average affair.
I hates to be Debbie Downer
by seppukudkurosawa
Apr 4th, 2008
11:20:55 AM
But I gots to be Debbie Downer. Harry, if you've been fat longer than five years (which you have), your skin will have permanently stretched. If you really lose a substantial amount of weight, you're going to end up looking like a human parachute. You'll be less flabby and more flappy. Worthy exchange all the same if you ask me; just make sure Yoko knows what she's in for.
The voices are in the film.
by Novaman5000
Apr 4th, 2008
11:20:59 AM
And the way in which they're revealed was actually one of the more effective moments in the movie. The concept of the film was pretty nifty, I just felt like they didn't do a ton with it. The voices, though, pretty cool.
Hit the weights
by I am_NOTREAL
Apr 4th, 2008
11:25:30 AM
Lean muscle mass burns fat. A good weight program in conjunction with cardio is the best shortcut to getting in shape...that, and eating correctly. I didn't really like the book--way overhyped and overrated--and so I don't care about this movie, although I may catch it on HBO one day thanks to the apparently gratuitous T&A early on.
I Can't Believe Nobody's Yelled "Plant!" Yet...
by Read and Shut Up
Apr 4th, 2008
11:32:31 AM
...so I did. Best of luck Big Red.
HOSTEL is poop
by President Evil
Apr 4th, 2008
11:35:04 AM
...and that one guy on here who likes it is poop, too...and so are his parents. Poop lineage begets poop taste.
I was waiting for another remake of Little
by gotilk
Apr 4th, 2008
11:39:41 AM
Shop of Horrors to say "PLANT". Now it's ruined.
My father has diabetes and...
by Arch Nemesis
Apr 4th, 2008
11:42:33 AM
I've found, taking care of him, that if he eats too much sugar free candy, sugar free yogurt etc. his blood sugar numbers still climb pretty high. There are other ingredients in those products beside sugar that raise blood sugar, albeit to a lesser degree but they still work against you if your intake isn't minimal. So think heavy portion control, not just substitution. Glad to hear about the movie, I agree that the trailer made it look like a formulaic wild yuppy vacation gone awry etc., maybe I'll give it a go now.
Sideshow/Edicom nailed Henry Jones, Sr..
by Alfred_Packer
Apr 4th, 2008
11:43:59 AM
Wow, that is good. Best consistent advertiser to pull me away for a second or two almost every time (save James Dean, eech. I mean, Rebel was on this morning before I went to work, and during the confrontation up on Griffith, I was watching the Hopper the whole time, who looks like hes having a much better time than anyone else.)
REAL LEGIT ADVICE FOR HARRY
by Captain Justice
Apr 4th, 2008
11:57:00 AM
You are right. Build the lean muscle around your joints before proceeding to actually push your body hard. Otherwise you'll do more harm than good.

You might hate it...I dunno... but swimming is best for you at this stage. Cardio in a pool. Yes like the old folks do.

Also...who the hell told you to work your abs? Fuck your abs right now. Do some core work. In all seriousness your back will never be strong enough to support the front you've got going on right now. Core positions and hold them for 30 seconds. You're at least 3 months away from actually targeting individual muscle groups.

Health issues?
by AlwaysThere
Apr 4th, 2008
12:02:07 PM
You didn't see this coming?
If Harry speaks true then this sounds better
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Apr 4th, 2008
12:03:29 PM
than it looked. In all honesty the trailer made it look like The Descent, but with a pyramid instead of a cave, so who cares.
Harry, it took me years to lose weight so
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Apr 4th, 2008
12:04:54 PM
I can relate. Plus I didn't get run over by a damn pallet. If you needs incentive, just watch Super Size Me again. I love that movie, and the message it brings.
Look on the bright side
by seppukudkurosawa
Apr 4th, 2008
12:07:29 PM
If Harry does go blind from the diabetes and ends up having to use voice recognition software to write his AICN articles, at least they'll end up with less typos and grammatical errors...

I went too far, didn't I?
Lookin' forward to this
by The Chosen
Apr 4th, 2008
12:09:48 PM
And sorry to hear about your db's. Hope you get it "fixed" alright.
harranimo
by theBigWasted
Apr 4th, 2008
12:19:07 PM
sorry to hear about da betes.
good to hear you're doing something about it.
I wish you well Harry
by Fireball XL-5
Apr 4th, 2008
12:19:55 PM
I'm undergoing something similar and after just a brief lifestyle change I feel like a million bucks. Huge return on investment. Keep it up, bro.
HARRY - CHICAGO STUFFED PIZZA
by Coldsnap
Apr 4th, 2008
12:33:45 PM
I believe you can have one of my Pizza's that I made this weekend. Or is the Cheese offsides? There's 7 types of cheese in them. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =ULHHE0bO-ZQ
You what I hate about diabetes?
by Node32774
Apr 4th, 2008
12:35:41 PM
People who prnounce it "Di yah BEET iss"
isn't it pronounced:
by Novaman5000
Apr 4th, 2008
12:56:36 PM
Di-uh-beet-eeze?
Grammaton Cleric Binks
by Rupee88
Apr 4th, 2008
01:08:06 PM
yeah, good advice...I've been struggling with a diet too and should rewatch Super Size Me whenever I start to backslide.
Good luck, Harry
by blackhole4140
Apr 4th, 2008
01:08:27 PM
I like how Harry told us he hired a personal trainer to help whip him into shape, yet all of us flabby geeks insist on giving him "expert" work out advice anyway.
Harry
by bobjustbob
Apr 4th, 2008
01:14:52 PM
Sorry to hear about the diabetes. I've always admired your passion and deep knowledge about film and film history even though I sometimes scratch my head with your taste. If your like me, you'll find getting back into shape addictive. Good luck and best wishes.
Doh! No smiley
by bobjustbob
Apr 4th, 2008
01:16:42 PM
I meant to put a smiley at the end of the second sentence.
'sorry bout that...
Yeah someone
by Series7
Apr 4th, 2008
01:30:38 PM
said it earlier. But Harry, water aroebics is one of the best ways to get in shape if you aren't in any shape. Like my senior year of high school a bunch of overweight old teachers started doing it, and those that stuck with it had amazing results.
Harry should go on The Biggest Loser
by TheBaxter
Apr 4th, 2008
01:37:11 PM
those people lose like 100 pounds in 3 months. that jillian chick will sort him out properly.
Nova
by Node32774
Apr 4th, 2008
01:47:14 PM
It should be, yes.
WTF?? When did this site become a medical support group???
by Hooded Justice
Apr 4th, 2008
01:49:41 PM
Hospitalised relatives? Surgery? Diabetes?What possible relevance can all this highly personal information have?

I'm sure we all sympathise with ANYONE who has medical issues - but then we ALL have medical issues at one time or another; we ALL have family members who suffer in one way or another. But we protect their DIGNITY and our own by not broadcasting private medical details all over the net.

Are Harry's relatives - the ones he claims to care about - are they aware that he is sharing such sensitive information with thousands of strangers? I sincerely doubt whether they appreciate it.

And what the fuck does any of this have to do with movies? We come here for movie news - not to be subjected to the bizarrely inappropriate confidences of the site writers. Keep your personal lives out of it please!

Apparently the studio limited the number of prescreenings...
by rbatty024
Apr 4th, 2008
01:55:40 PM
of The Ruins, which is a shame since it's been getting pretty good reviews. Not screening a horror film for critics is about the dumbest thing you can do. The young and dumb crowd who go to horror films don't care about what the critics say, and in the event that it's actually a good film, then you are preventing a wider audience.
Rupee88, I can't say I'm McDonald's free but
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Apr 4th, 2008
02:05:02 PM
since I saw the movie on the big screen I have had a grand total of two double cheeseburgers from there. Not at the same time. Although I can't escape the allure of the breakfast sandwiches. When they had a McDs downstairs from where I worked I would have one bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit once a week, then hit the gym during lunch, burn more calories than it contained, so in effect it never happened.
quit drinking soda
by zom-bot.com
Apr 4th, 2008
02:10:16 PM
most americans drink wayyyyyy too much. i drink water wherever i go now. it's like nature's, uh...water. it regulates everything. quit drinkin' pop, haryy!
Harry FTW!!!!!
by loc420
Apr 4th, 2008
02:25:46 PM
Good Luck Harry, Make sure you eat some organic popcorn now but anyways, I don't want to sound stupid but I thought Harry was on a wheelchair?
Good For You Harry
by ThePilgrim
Apr 4th, 2008
02:25:55 PM
I know I bust you and Mori in the balls and chops over lots of things, but I'm glad too see you taking some bad news and making using it to initiate a positive outcome. All I can suggest you consider too add to what all your doing too alter your health is too Reduce your liquor intake and or put it down completely!!!

Thats what killed my grandfather. He had Type 2 as well, but it's was the drinking that did him in. The insulin shots can be just as damaging but add a little liquor intake every so often and you got a guaranteed death sentence.

Dialysis ain't no fun.

Only peeing out a few drops of urine each day never feeling like your emptying your bladder.

Getting a esophageal pump put in so you can manually remove fluid from around the heart by reebok pumping this thing that lies just under your left chest area.

Having both your legs chopped off cause of poor circulation- any and most injuries and bruises not healing or going gangrene.

None of that shit is fun man!

I wouldn't say it if I didn't care. I watched a wonderful man die in a very cruel manner. I wish more than anything that someone called him on his bullshit ages ago. No one should die like that!

I know your good people. And I've always felt bad that your big thing was eating. We all have bad habits. I wish my addiction was food.

Anyways on a more positive note. Just give your self to some psychical exercise 20 minutes a day, always try something new so it doesn't get boring, and you'll be ok- soon you'll be all buff and shit, and you wont have any body image shame.

No stomach vice, none of that easy way out shit. Be a warrior man. You can do it!!!

blackhole4140
by Captain Justice
Apr 4th, 2008
02:37:49 PM
Not all of us are flabby. I spend quite a bit of time working out. Personal trainers are a waste of time for the most part since most gyms only require certification that takes a Sunday afternoon to get.

Harry needs a nutritionist, a reputable trainer who specializes in cases where health is an issue, and a life coach. Yes thats right...a fucking life coach. I know people who do all three but they're expensive. They also get results for their clients.

I concur on the soda.
by Node32774
Apr 4th, 2008
02:39:22 PM
Sugary sodas are packed with calories and diet sodas slow down your metabolism. Drink WATER.
Don't go the 100 percent fruit juice route either
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Apr 4th, 2008
02:42:10 PM
Sure it's pure juice, but pure juice is pure sugar. Granted it's 100 percent natural sugar, but it still is. One glass of OJ at the most a day is enough. The rest of time it should be water, or skim milk. Doctors also say one or two glasses of red wine have health benefits.
whatever happened to...
by The Goon
Apr 4th, 2008
02:49:13 PM
that zombie movie set in the 50's with zombies used as home help? i cannot remember it's name. did it ever 'happen'?
Chill on the carbs as well.
by Node32774
Apr 4th, 2008
02:51:36 PM
I'm not saying go Atkins but replacing your fries or potatos with a salad most of the time can't hurt. And when I say salad I mean garden greens with a little light dressing, not a mound of iceberg lettuce with egg, bacon bits, and cheese slathered in ranch dressing.
The Zone Diet
by wash
Apr 4th, 2008
02:57:22 PM
Worked for me. It's not a difficult thing at all once you get used to it, it's not as radical as Atkins, and you should even be hungry if you're eating the right foods.

French fries are the devil if you're trying to lose weight, but that should be obvious.

I'd also recommend the Crossfit workout program to for losing weight/getting fit. The trainers for the 300 movie were very influenced by that program for the workouts they gave to the actors.

Good luck Harry.
forgot to mention
by wash
Apr 4th, 2008
03:01:37 PM
There was a recent doc on Discovery Channel about one of the world's heaviest men,Manuel Uribe, who lives in Mexico. He's been using the Zone Diet for a few years and has already lost *570* pounds. Look it up on da Wiki.
meant to say "shouln't" in first post
by wash
Apr 4th, 2008
03:04:45 PM
LaserPants
by imascooby1985
Apr 4th, 2008
03:12:31 PM
Name one better horror film than Hostel? How about Cabin Fever? Frankly Im not the biggest fan of either, but at least Cabin Fever was fun and didn't make me want to take a shower after watching it. But if yo uwant a good recent horror film, check out Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon. Also, Best Picture winner Silence of the Lambs came out less than 20 years ago and is technically a horror film.
Trailers are dreadful
by thegreatwhatzit
Apr 4th, 2008
03:18:48 PM
Make the film look like a generic "horny/dead" teen movie. Christ, they should have mustered some hard sell, e.g. crazed Mayan--armed with a bloody axe--addressing the camera with, "See this movie or I'll kill you!" (Wait, I think this concept had already been developed for Disney's POCAHONTAS). A William Castle-type spin should have been conceptualized for the publicity (little wonder it will prompt dwindling boxoffice, much like other recent horror films that have grossed only $4-$6 million). A pity Roger Corman wasn't at the wheel.
Don't compare to CABIN FEVER
by thegreatwhatzit
Apr 4th, 2008
03:22:03 PM
THE RUINS is fueled on talent. Anything related to Eli Roth is derivative, "outhouse" odorous and amateur.
I think type 2 Diabetes is reversable
by Jugdish
Apr 4th, 2008
03:28:36 PM
I had my go away...just watch what you eat..
Diabetes
by Sithdan
Apr 4th, 2008
03:35:19 PM
I worry about my mom...She's 52 years old and is wayyy overweight for her age. She claims she's having "dizzy spells" but refuses to seek medical treatment. I fear she might be a candidate for diabetes, if not worse. It's that damn junk food we have in our house. Plus, she smoked for over 30 years but recently quit.
Watching what you eat isn't enough...
by Playkins
Apr 4th, 2008
03:38:28 PM
You absolutely, POSITIVELY must exercise. I know lots of people that eat fine and are still fat. They're all desk-job charlies who go to work behind a computer, go home, and watch TV. Just walking 2-4 miles a day will keep you from EVER getting fat.
The Ruins is just that, the ruins of modern Studio "horror" film
by HaddonfieldNites
Apr 4th, 2008
03:44:47 PM
Now onto the crap that is The Ruins. So, here we are in 2008 and the studios have stooped so low that killer vines are the new Jason, Freddy and Michael Myers. And the vines talk, yes you read that right, they fuckin' TALK!!! The Vines not only talk but they eat people and it's not a big, monstrous Venus Fly Trap but just vines. A Venus Fly Trap would have been the smart way to go but we are talking about Studio "horror" now and smart thinking doesn't factor in for Studio "horror." This group of friends and the token European Guys go to get some culture because all they have been doing in Mexico is the usual American way of ingesting of Foreign cultures, by staying at the hotel pool & beach, getting shit-faced and fucking. So, they go to this "hidden" sanctuary and then the shit hits the fan. You see the locals have been protecting the Ruins because they know the danger of the Vines and the potential danger of the plant pollinating around the area and probably spreading throughout the world. The Mayan locals, for generations, have made the ultimate sacrifice of giving their lives over to protecting the world from this plant. Rather noble if you ask me. Then the stupid, hedonistic, self-centered Americans make the mistake of touching the plants soon after they arrive. The locals have no choice but to contain the intruders and kill anyone who tries to escape. They do just that with one guy, a Greek. The locals force the kids to seek shelter on the top of the Ruins and wait it out for the kids to die. So there's the "plot." The kids try to survive the talking plants. My god this movie is bad, just bad. It's the second worst film of 2008, the #1 spot goes to The Eye remake. Once again, you care nothing about these characters as people, other than just fodder for the Vines. The Vines for no reason eat people and like human flesh, um why? There's some crazy on the fly surgeries, stupid dialogue and just plain dumbness as they try to survive. Which only Jenna Malone does. She gets to drive off into the sunset as the only survivor, bullshit on that. Here's the thing, the locals have centered their way of life around quarantining the plant for the better good. Now, if the book, the writers and director wanted to do something different and make a statement they should have had the kids make their ultimate sacrifice and die there so the plant can't pollinate and spread throughout the land. But no, we get the typical self-centered American thinking of the Holy Trinity of Me, Myself and I. As Jenna Malone and her boyfriend devise a plan to trick the locals and let Jenna run off to a Jeep so she can go home and now spread the talking plant pollen everywhere. It's thinking and writing like this is why "horror" is at an all time low. Seriously, this is just bad filmmaking coming from people that have no skill in horror whatsoever. The biggest, stupidest batshit thing is that the plants can talk. Not only can they hear and mimic people but they can also mimic cell phones. There's a gag involving that, big time. This is as bad as hearing the shark in Jaws 4: The Revenge screaming at the end of that film. The plants flowers can actually hear people and then make the Blonde girl think that her boyfriend is fucking Jenna Malone. Who are two feet away doing nothing but dealing with their situation. But the Blonde rushes out sees both of them fully clothed sitting there and still says that she heard them fucking and gets all pissed off. BULLSHIT on that! A lot of this movie just offends anyone that knows a little about the writing process. Is it all bad, other than these next two things, yes it is. First, the director has learned a lesson and ditches that fast cutting style of editing and actually uses Medium and Wide shots and holds on the action to let the "story" proceed. Second thing is that the four main kids are good actors but they're in this mess of a movie. Put these four actors in a real horror film, written and directed by an actual horror fan or filmmaker and they would do a great job. They do their best with this material. It's just not good enough, man. I went to a free screening because that is the only way I would have gone and I still feel I paid to much. Now, you might think, it's just me and my distaste for Studio "horror" but I was not alone as the audience, for the most part didn't buy this movie either. I even over heard this 12 or 13 year old boy sitting behind me ask his mom, "Why do I care about these kids?" That sums it all up, a 12 year old can see through this shit. That's bad and so sad my friends. Avoid this movie, go out and see something of quality or rent something that is quality. In fact, go and rent The Little Shop of Horrors for a GOOD man-eating plant movie. Cause you ain't gonna find it here my friends.
Re: Laserpants - Best American Horror Movie in last 20 years.
by The Heathen
Apr 4th, 2008
03:58:50 PM
That's easy - May. Hostel was good though, but it wasn't May. Also for consideration, Blair Witch, possibly The Mist even though it's still fresh and although not located in the "Horror" section, I'd say Requiem For A Dream is one of the most horrifyingly scary movies I've ever watched.

I'm Shigeru's friend with the 'Betis, btw. I have Type 1 Diabetes, Harry. It's good that this in ways is catalyzing you to get in shape and perhaps not have to deal with the complications. Me? My Pancreas is just wasting space my man! It's good to know that you're building a strong foundation for working out too. Best of luck.

Also, correct people who call it DiaBETTIS. I can't stand that shit. It's |ˌdīəˈbētēz; -tis|. Just thought I'd throw that in.
HaddonfieldNites - IS A DICK WHOSE POST IS ALL SPOILERS
by Bass Bastardson
Apr 4th, 2008
04:06:23 PM
I wish I could jump ahead of him to warn everyone not to read his angry spoiler filled rant, but I cant.
Haddonfield- They don't need to explain why the vines like flesh
by Novaman5000
Apr 4th, 2008
04:17:01 PM
What are the kids gonna conduct botany tests on it? Please, we don't need every little thing explained. There is a man-eating plant in the jungle. Why? The same reason there are plant-eating men in the city. There just is. Nature made them so. Deal with it.

That being said, I didn't like the movie, but the lack of explanation of the plants origin is NOT one of the reasons why.

If you like Horror, see The Ruins
by SoylentMean
Apr 4th, 2008
04:37:35 PM
Fuck that Haddonfield douche with a ten inch pole wrapped in rusty barbed wire.

The best Horror movies drop you into a situation that can't be explained (ahem, The Mist anyone?) and make survival the goal. The seemingly unattainable goal, frustrated at every turn by something even more unexpected than the last thing that happened. I've got to retry to read The Ruins now.

Laura Ramsey is fuckin' gorgeous
by SoylentMean
Apr 4th, 2008
04:38:59 PM
I hope people take note, she needs to be in more movies. Preferably films where she's not so messed up when she's in various states of undress.
First off, it's not a diet. It's a lifestyle change
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Apr 4th, 2008
04:44:02 PM
The four components you need Harry is nutrition education, portion control, cardio exercise AND weight training. If you leave out any of the four cornerstones it will not work. The way I lost 60 pounds was this crazy diet. It was called eat less and exercise.
Hoping you become a real 'Loser', Harry
by Teddy Artery
Apr 4th, 2008
04:47:06 PM
Getting the weight off isn't easy, but the benefits are great. Controlling "mindless eating" will also work wonders. Get rid of any snacks and food that you find easily accessible, and make sure you stick to strict reductions in your caloric intake. You can eat good food, but reduce the amount you eat.
I wish you the best, Harry...
by FilmCritic3000
Apr 4th, 2008
04:49:18 PM
My mother has Type 2 diabetes (among other health issues). Make sure to closely monitor your food, insulin dosages, and blood sugar. I wish you all the best, good sir.
HaddonfieldNites
by Speed Fricassee
Apr 4th, 2008
05:27:03 PM
Your spoiler/review was the funniest thing I've read in a decade. Christ almighty, you know absolutely nothing about film. So you know the "writing process?" Tell me, what have you written that i would have read? Never mind. If I ever catch you in a screening that I'm attending, and you're the asshole laughing like crazy at the screen, I'm gonna saw you in half with a brick.
Office pool on Harry's leg amputation
by smackfu
Apr 4th, 2008
05:32:47 PM
Office pool on Harry's leg amputation
by smackfu
Apr 4th, 2008
05:33:44 PM
I have right foot, next february. Also, you can still live a long, productive life with cat AIDS.
Harold aren't you doing lap band thingie?
by TomBodet
Apr 4th, 2008
05:57:05 PM
Good luck on that trust me I'm sure it's gotta be hard. I woke up last May to find out my father had stomach cancer, last week to hear a brother's marriage has severely hit the divorce wall but good, and that going thru chapter 7 brings out the shite in all your friends. Well what can one say but FUCKIT and git on w/ things eh eh eh? Oh and Harold-you need to watch Transformers again, and every time you see a Robot Hit Another one, down some gatorade and git back on yer stationary cycle vroom a vroom a vroom. It's a funtime for all.
HARRY
by Stevie Grant
Apr 4th, 2008
05:57:43 PM
you're "Know I know" thing about MTV fucktards getting sacrificed by Mayans... I think you just came up with the plot for a badass movie. I would definitely pay 10 bucks for a movie about MTV Spring Break idiots getting murdered.
Hold on,
by Stevie Grant
Apr 4th, 2008
06:00:17 PM
I know that sounded very bitter, but, come on, a well handled flick about those 20-something American idiots you see all over MTV, getting their asses handed to them, would be awesome.
damn,
by Stevie Grant
Apr 4th, 2008
06:02:56 PM
I'm meant "Now I know," and now I'm trying to figure out why I accidentally threw in a "K" at the beginning.
Don't think of it as exercise
by veritasses
Apr 4th, 2008
06:08:59 PM
or working out. Think of it as prolonging your life for the sake of those around you. Say "I do this for Yoko". Good luck.
Stevey Grant-watch Cloverfield again.
by TomBodet
Apr 4th, 2008
06:15:27 PM
You at least get to see their Manhattan dwelling pals-ROB! ROB! I SAW IT! IT'S HUGE-IT JUST ATE YER ONE NITE STANDS' SKYSCRAPER--!get munched.
the book really sucks
by Spazatronic 2000
Apr 4th, 2008
06:15:27 PM
I couldn't read past 200 pages. The story works better on film, I enjoyed it and thought it was one of the better horror movies in recent memories. bol to Harry, when you get in better shape maybe try a juice fast? that burns the fat pretty fast haha
TomBodet
by Stevie Grant
Apr 4th, 2008
06:30:01 PM
I don't know. Those characters seemed be capable of forming complete sentences without resorting to slang. Also, they didn't come across as some random idiot strait-from-Jersey or might-as-well-be-straight-from -Jersey.
I offered several times to help you with this Knowles, ten years
by genro
Apr 4th, 2008
06:42:30 PM

Stay with the weight-bearing exercise. The change in diet is going to start incinerating the pounds in about three months. So prepare for...

1. Your knees are going to be in rough shape once you are ambulatory. Hence the weight training now.

2. Check with your provider about skin-reduction surgery. Eventually, probably a year, you're going to need it.

I'd like to say better late than never, but understand, if you balk on it this time, you're dead. No bullshit. Just dead. So I hope those around beat your ass if you being to slip, but I have a feeling your wife gives you something more important to live for, especially if you want children. Just as Mori. Be strong.

VEGIPHOR!!
by ENAN
Apr 4th, 2008
07:36:25 PM
This film grew the roots for what could be a successful horror franchise. The Ruins plays as the best kind of horror because of the multiple layers it is sucking valuable sustenance from. Production value and performances are no longer enough when it comes to horror. You have to be telling a tale and sending a message bigger than the 80 alloted minutes. I was actually scared of vibrating plant matter because this movies was Chloro-filled with meaning. The obvious environmental analogy is surprisingly, but poignantly backed by issue of patriarchy and substance abuse. I have to admit, I didn't hate the trailer. The first time I saw it, a long time ago, I was actually pumped. Horror lately, has kinda missed the mark for me. I am still stuck on May, but Ils, The Mist and Severance did tickle something. The Ruins brought me somewhere I wanted to go geographically, ensured boobalage, and didn't go on too long. I thought I wanted more when I left, but I don't. I am glad more time was spent on them solving the practical components to survival, rather than the supernatural. In that way, it matched Speilberg-esque suspense. I did give a shit about the characters, but because they were all flawed. The final girl theory got a little revamping in this piece of work. Normally, the highly sexualized characters are bait. The morally sound and intellectually motivated characters tend to live on to be in sequels. The Ruins works by making the final girl the least admirable person in the film. In fact, she wouldn't have stood a chance were it not for honorable sacrifice she herself was incapable of. Weed! Is no one else seeing the obvious likeness to weed leaves in this. The hot blonde is the most physically and mentally abused by the plant. It slowly forces her self destruction. The inability or unwillingness to kill victims from within outright makes it that much more pervasive. The vines, like weed, change your normal perception of people and events. Not too mention, this is taking place in Mexico. I could see protecting a weed crop comparable to the natives urgency in The Ruins. Weed, like the vine, is a gateway to the horrors that follow. Ha. Sure it's a stretch, but I am all to familiar with killer weed. I always thought it could play a mean metaphoric antagonist. Don't get me wrong, I was rooting for the plants. Finally, this was such an environmental horror flick. Who has society failed more than convicts, psychos or terrorists?? THE EARTH! We have fucked up the planet something raw. These young spoiled brats, with the exception of Jeff, have the wrong reasons for exploiting a place they shouldn't be. Classic revenge scenario, where the wronged(environment) get sweet payback on the wrong-doer(americatown).
Thought Harry was in a wheelchair?
by leobloom
Apr 4th, 2008
08:10:15 PM
Apparently a few of you thought this as well.
I heard he finds a Crystal Skull
by gotham_night
Apr 4th, 2008
08:35:18 PM
Then it starts getting good.
Good luck not dying
by reflecto
Apr 4th, 2008
08:48:58 PM
All the trips to the set of Hatchet in the world will not keep you healthy.
A really awful movie...
by 9000rpm
Apr 4th, 2008
08:50:13 PM
Don't believe the hype on this one. Dumber than dandilions. I kept thinking I was watching some horrible teen series like the OC or The Hills or whatever that shit is called. The characters are so absurdly stupid I couldn't wait for them to die. How many gazillion times have we seen the 'riples moving under the skin' cliche? It just doesn't work anymore. Evertything about The Ruins was just wrong. And the comments about nudity and half-nakedness. A microsecond of fleeting nip and that's it (Girl in Panties alert! Big deal). This movie isn't even half as good as its trailer.
Harry
by Kloipy
Apr 4th, 2008
09:17:09 PM
Hey man, I'm a little late here, but just wanted to say that I feel for you man. Diabetes can be a scary thing (a few of my family memebers have had it) but if you can keep up with the exercise and the diet it can be very managable. I've been dealing with a life long illness since I was born and I know how tough it can be. Just keep your spirits high and remember you have a wife and friends there to support you. Don't be afraid to ask for help when you need it. Take care
Rowing machine, rowing machine, rowing machine!!!!!
by Penetron
Apr 4th, 2008
09:21:53 PM
I used to be a big guy like you Harry. 300 pounds on a 5'8 body. A rowing machine is the best piece of equipment for really big guys. There's no impact on your knees or hips and you work your back and arm muscles at the same time. The cariovascular benefits are great. Ask your doctor and trainer! Good luck!!
Rowing machine, eh ?
by ironic_name
Apr 4th, 2008
10:07:52 PM
I might use one, gotta get in better shape, and if Harry's workin' out, so will I
good luck harry! [even tho you got a woman, the only reason to l
by ironic_name
Apr 4th, 2008
10:14:22 PM
and good luck me! I'm gonna get so many ladies pregnant!
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by ironic_name
Apr 4th, 2008
10:17:22 PM
Good luck, Harry!
by antibody
Apr 4th, 2008
10:24:23 PM
Hang in there man! You seem to have the right attitude. Keep it up!
THE RUINS is good? really???
by mr_sinister7381
Apr 4th, 2008
10:24:25 PM
I laughed through the trailer. Now I'm intrigued. Damn my weak mind!!!
Trilogy Ratings Wars - Middle-Earth vs Star Wars Prequels
by Alfred_Packer
Apr 4th, 2008
10:29:44 PM
Since I dont get Spike TV in HD here, I at least checked out the Mines of Moria on TNT for a while. I would LOVE to see the ratings breakdown for this weekend for these two channels....
You can do eeeeet!
by 18to88
Apr 4th, 2008
10:58:29 PM
Good luck HK
Haven't posted in 10 years
by Stone Cold
Apr 4th, 2008
11:18:59 PM
I kid you not. Last time I logged in was like 1998. Some of you were still getting your noses wiped by your mommas back then. But this brought me out of hiding. One too many posts by Harry and the rest of you sheep who cling to the liberal lies and do exactly what the media tells you. Harry, I wish the best for you brother. I really do, but I shrug at your blind trust in Obama. That man is not the answer.
Harry, why did you have to compare this to Cabin Fever?
by Acappellaman
Apr 4th, 2008
11:48:26 PM
I will never - and I mean never - live down the fact that I brought my dad to see Cabin Fever based on the raving reviews of Harry and his crew here on AICN. It was one of the most horrible movies I've ever seen, and unfortunately, one of the most horrible movies my dad has ever seen. Every time I've asked him to go see a movie with me since then, he brings it up.

So, when I saw that Harry reviewed The Ruins, which is a movie that has picqued my interest, I was screaming in my head: "Please, OH PLEASE, Harry, PLEASE do not compare this in ANY way to Cabin Fever."

But you did, and now I don't know what to do.

Well, I know what NOT to do - bring my dad to see it. No way am I taking that chance again. Not now, anyway.

Thanks a lot, Harry. I suppose this may be a good thing, since my expectations have been lowered down to a level that should avoid disappointment now.

go harry go
by Gobstopper
Apr 5th, 2008
12:01:35 AM
we are all rooting for you harry. Stay strong and keep up the excercise. Thanks for the review. Great book and I look forward to the movie.
I want to see this, but i'm heading to Mexico on Tuesday..
by BigTuna
Apr 5th, 2008
12:20:05 AM
and i'm visiting a couple of Mayan ruins. Bad idea I guess?
This movie wasn't that good/
by GibsonUSA
Apr 5th, 2008
12:20:25 AM
said before I didnt wanna see....but saw a good review on here, was tricked again. now rottentomatoes reviews are flowing in and its about 30% now....which it deserves.....NO real scares...just a few gross "cutting" scenes.
AICN tricked me again by saying this is good
by GibsonUSA
Apr 5th, 2008
12:32:45 AM
I was tricked by AICN again. 30% on rottentomatoes at the moment which it deserves, but reviews werent up when I went.

SPOILERS!- (But not really)

1. Kids on vacation.
2. Follow relative stranger to strange place
3. Become trapped.
4. No real scares, just gross out scenes involving cutting, like impromptu surgery and self cutting.
5. Plan for escape.

If this crap appeals to you, by all means waste your hard earned money. Its not scarey, just several "EWW!" scenes of people getting cut.
Truly awesome, Harry...
by Anti-fanboy
Apr 5th, 2008
12:40:33 AM
I'll miss the fat version, but I'd rather have a thin Harry than no Harry.
I got a nice warm shower for ya.....
by Loosejerk
Apr 5th, 2008
01:00:58 AM
warm and golden.
good luck harry
by Rupee88
Apr 5th, 2008
01:12:10 AM
i don't agree w/u all the time but wish u the best
ruins sounds like more torture porn
by Rupee88
Apr 5th, 2008
01:14:31 AM
or maybe just gore....I don't get it, but I'm not a horror genre fan to begin with
Plant!!!
by Boba Fat
Apr 5th, 2008
02:59:19 AM
OK, OK! I'll watch the fucking Ruins!!!! And I hope things take a turn for the better Harry.
What happens on that pyramid. Stays on that pyramid
by Orionsangels
Apr 5th, 2008
03:32:30 AM
I'm afraid to see this movie now
Harry, you're lucky you made this far without any troubles!
by Lord_Soth
Apr 5th, 2008
04:21:26 AM
That means, you have a strong body, so with skillful workout eventually you can lose your weights as well as the diabetes itself. And then finally you can do the thing with your wife, you being on the top. :)
RUINS 2: THE RUNS
by leobloom
Apr 5th, 2008
06:25:07 AM
Cool
by Cobbio
Apr 5th, 2008
08:35:11 AM
Thanks for the review, Harry. I heard this film was the antithesis of teasy PG-13 J-horror, so I'm glad to read it was gory and terrifying, unlike the silly teenage spoogefests we've seen in recent years.

Plus, Jena Malone anyone? I love her too.

Lastly, Harry, sorry to hear you got type II diabetes. But I tell you, I've had type I diabetes for fifteen years and the disease's benefits far outweigh its drawbacks. Your dental bills are reduced to nothing, your fitness increases, your diet skyrockets into healthyland... for the price of only needles, humalog, and a low blood sugar once in a while. It ain't so bad. Good luck working out!

Harry skipping
by BDT
Apr 5th, 2008
08:47:42 AM
Now that's a vision to make one smile. We love ya, Harry!
Where's your Iron Man review Harry?
by theredtoad
Apr 5th, 2008
10:01:10 AM
I expected it by now.
Nova was right.
by Node32774
Apr 5th, 2008
10:15:55 AM
This movie was a complete disappointment to those who have read and enjoy the , and even if you haven't it's just standard horror paint by numbers fair. Really uninteresting.
To me ,The Mist was a great Horror Film
by liljuniorbrown
Apr 5th, 2008
10:40:25 AM
I know it got shit on but it was really good. I don't count torture porn as horror, it's just something a writter/director does for cheap scares and to try and gross people out. I think any teenager with a warped sense of humor and too much time on there hands could write a Saw or Hostel type film. Thats just my A-hole opinion though.
Ditto on the sodas....
by freerangecelt
Apr 5th, 2008
10:58:30 AM
I was diagnosed as Type 2 myself 2 years ago and the first thing I did was ditch those damn sodas! I have never looked back and have my diabetes under control, no meds at this time, just diet and exercise. You can do it, Harry!
avoid corn syrup like the plague too
by wash
Apr 5th, 2008
11:13:49 AM
It's in practically every packaged food item. Buy stuff without it.
to expand on wash's comments...
by Node32774
Apr 5th, 2008
11:44:36 AM
processed and packaged foods are evil. eat whole foods. COOK. you might enjoy it.
Harry Knowles owes me $9
by mr_sinister7381
Apr 5th, 2008
12:07:51 PM

If he didn't need every penny to bring his obese ass back from the brink of oblivion, I might try to collect. Alas, my soul will not allow me. It would be like stealing insulin from a Type II diabetic.

This movie sucked all kinds of ass.

Justice...
by micturatingbenjamin
Apr 5th, 2008
01:05:55 PM
Hey, like how you said 'Personal trainers are a waste of time' then in the next sentence you offer up your expensive friends as an alternative. LOL. Good one.

Our health insurance industry is faulty not for costs but for deniability of claims. Health is not a fucking meritocracy, everyone has the right to good health, even the poorest among us. Why in the fuck are we still debating this fucking puritanical nonsense 'work = ethic' bullshit that keeps us in the bottom half of the civilized world in regards to health care? Because a frightened populace is a malleable populace. Fuck people who say that the 'poor should just get jobs'...And don't go out of their way to fucking help the poor find jobs. NIMBY is alive and well, you elitist fucks.

Harry, i havent logged in to Talkback for ages..
by Manaqua
Apr 5th, 2008
01:15:40 PM
...BUT i wanted to this time to say keep fighting the fight bro! You got this! Just take it one pound one day at a time. You plateau? Keep pushing. You have a setback? Keep pushing. You wanna climb the mountain? Dont stare at the peak, keep your eyes one step ahead, and before you know it you'll be there my friend. Know what i think about when im grinding it out? Working through that pain and taking that first step or pushing out that last rep? I think of Shaolin Master Killer! lol. Not kidding. Kung Fu is training the mind! 36 chambers of life bro! And one last thing since everybody has advice. NO white sugar, NO white flour, NO white starches. Period. Cheers! Jeff
Good Luck!
by paradigm26
Apr 5th, 2008
04:35:08 PM
So, when are you running your first marathon?
Good Luck!
by paradigm26
Apr 5th, 2008
04:35:10 PM
So, when are you running your first marathon?
You See
by Thunderbolt Ross
Apr 5th, 2008
04:51:30 PM
... Had to do it.
If I was a fat lazy turd like Harry...
by Vaughnnn72
Apr 5th, 2008
05:49:00 PM
I would vote for Obama and his government healthcare too. I hear Obamas campaign song is gonna be "Free Ride" by Edgar Winter. It is only a rumor though. Hey maybe AICN can have a roundtable discussion with Cartman, Rev Wright and David Duke about a timeline on "Rounding up the Jews" the documentary yet to be filmed live via satellite? Cartman: Hey Clyde if you could go back in time and kill Hitler you would right? I mean I wouldn't because I think he was totally awesome, but you would, right?
We need Tapeworm: The Movie
by SoylentMean
Apr 5th, 2008
06:17:27 PM
Then people might understand just how creepy the notion of having something living crawling around under your skin is. They'd just have to make sure the tapeworms could mimic any sounds they heard. They'd just go around sounding like phantom farts...(elipsis)
I saw this already. It was called Alien
by gotham_night
Apr 5th, 2008
06:58:09 PM
It was pretty good. You should check it out.
Nothing like Alien.
by SoylentMean
Apr 5th, 2008
07:43:04 PM
If you're a fan of Horror films you should check out The Ruins. I try to see as many Horror movies as possible, provided they're not remakes of Asian Horror films or clearly marketed for preteens. PG-13 ratings for Horror films always make me wary.
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by proper
Apr 5th, 2008
09:41:31 PM
Harry,I won't wish you good luck,just do what you have to do Sir,haters are the motivator.We have at least 50 years more cussing and celebrating to do,theres enough jokes to catch,and besides if you are training then you can justify watching films all day and night it's a win/win :> so come on,catch the chicken man (posted it once,posted it again) http://tinyurl.com/3cdocv ...............
Charleston Heston Just Died
by glodene
Apr 5th, 2008
10:52:19 PM
Damn!
Sad about Heston...
by Arnold Shitzembigger
Apr 5th, 2008
11:32:23 PM
Planet of the Apes was my favorite as a kid. The only thing more disturbing than this news is Harry pimping Murder-Set-Pieces on his primary banner. I bit and followed it...What an absolute pile of shit with no redeemable value. Thanks Harry!
harry sounds like a pussy
by deliciouscowbell
Apr 6th, 2008
12:24:17 AM
thats what the headline makes it soundlike
This site always amuses me
by gotham_night
Apr 6th, 2008
02:37:42 AM
Nowhere else on the net do you have people saying The Ruins and The Hammer are great films.
SPOILER question (and BTW I thought the movie sucked)...
by Big Dumb Ape
Apr 6th, 2008
04:05:51 PM
You know, originally I was thinking of reading the book since word of mouth had given it a positive buzz, but then I noticed that on Amazom.com, in the review section, that quite a large number of people were bitching and saying "The reviews are misleading and bullshit! This book is bullshit! What kind of dope thinks this was actually good?" However, through all the reviews, I was able to get a general sense of what the book was about and I just thought the idea of killer, thinking vines was a bit silly. So, I just shrugged and said, "Ah, I'll just wait for the movie and see how that goes first." Of course, given that I now found the movie silly (or downright laughably stupid in parts), now I think I'll definitely pass on the book and save a few hours of my life. Given that the screenplay was adapted by the author himself, I think it's safe to assume that he put into the script whatever elements he wanted to retain from his own book.

However, the advantage of a book over a movie is that you can spend more time explaining things. So, to that end, can someone who read the book answer the biggest plot hole in the movie?

For crying out loud, if the villagers didn't want the vines to spread...if they were SO concerned about quarantining them in the ruins...I mean so much so that they were even willing to kill anyone who stepped on to the grounds...then WHY the fuck didn't the villagers just burn down the Ruins at some point? Just set fire to it all and torch the vegetation and destroy everything once and for all?

Seriously, the movie doesn't establish that the natives are PRAYING to the Ruins (as Mayan descendants or something), nor does it show that they revere the vines as god-like entities or nonsense like that. They clearly KNOW the vines are dangerous, which is why they've even cleared a wide dirt perimeter around the pyramid -- laying salt down and all that so the vines can't spread. Which ALSO means that they clearly know that the vines CAN be killed, which should likewise make them less fearful of them. They may be mutant plants, but they're still fucking plants all the same.

Not to mention, the village leader -- chunky pistol guy who shoots the first kid -- IS using a gun. And he and the other villagers (as they all show up) are clearly shown dressed in modern world clothes, which means they clearly have had ongoing contact with the nearby town that is only 10 miles away. I mean, it's not like they're portrayed as half-naked APOCALYPTO natives running around in war paint with only leotards on. So clearly they have contact with the outside world, with that town, which we ALSO know has access to modern things like FUCKING CARS AND GAS since we SEE that in the film.

So why the fuck wouldn't the jungle villagers just band together with the town and clear out a bit more space...widen the dirt path, chop down more trees, whatever...and then just use gasoline or burnings logs or shoot flaming arrows with balloons attached to them (that contain gasoline or lighter fluid or whatever) into the Ruins to destroy the vines once and for all?

I mean the logic lapses like that -- where you sit back either during the movie or immediately afterwards and find yourself saying, "Hey, wait a minute! Why didn't they just..." is what killed this movie for me. Frankly, I just thought the plot...and the way the characters acted...from start to finish was just dumb. I mean, going back to the whole notion of burning or killing the vines, for that matter, when the teens were atop the Ruins -- and this is about midway through the movie where we SEE the teens realize that the vines ARE alive because they WATCH the vines swiping the German Guy's cut-off legs -- why the hell did they never make ANY attempt to even cut some of the brush back? For crying out loud, in a scene only a few minutes later, you see that all four of them are sleeping in the tent spooned up together, but no one stays on watch? Even stupider, in an exterior shot that we see during that scene (the camera pointed on the tent), you can clearly see that the vines are right up against the tent itself. What, no one thought to push the vines back then either? "Hey, I got an idea. Let's ALL go to sleep with the killer vines pushing up against our tent and NOT worry about it." Why not toss some of the booze onto the vines and torch them? And even if you didn't want to TOUCH the vines, why not take the metal frame that they used to lift German guy out of the pit to create a make-shift RAKE to just reach out at the vines and rip at them apart or out of the dirt and then toss them over the side? What, none of these kids has ever done yard work in their lives?

But going back to my core point...and maybe this is something that was explained in the book, but didn't make it to the film...but why the fuck didn't the villagers and nearby town just burn the ruins down? It's was shown to be just ONE pyramid...not a sprawling archeological site spreading out miles on end...so just burn the fucker down and be done with it.

SPOILERS: Did anyone else read the book?
by mraig
Apr 6th, 2008
04:30:45 PM
Much of the movie was a pretty accurate representation of the book (with a little compression--in the book the Greek guy isn't killed at first, but is the one who falls down the well and breaks his legs, which the movie obviously changed so it wouldn't have to focus on as many characters), but I am curious as to why they (or he--Smith did the script himself) made the changes he did.

One of the changes is pretty obvious--in the book, it's one of the guys who spends the whole time thinking the vine is in him, and tries to cut it out. Obviously someone involved in the adaptation for the screen decided it would be a good idea to switch this to one of the girls who would be more pleasant to look at pulling her shirt up and her pants down more. No big mystery there, but it's kinda funny.

There are also lots of little bits cut out from the time they are trapped up there on the pyramid with the vines. Clearly they did this for time, but the result to me is that it doesn't FEEL like they're up there for a long time. One of the things that made the book so spooky is that they didn't spend most of their time up there terrified, they spent it sitting there, running out of water, waiting to die, going over their limited options again and again. It's much darker and much bleaker, while the movie is quicker and more focused on the action. Maybe they didn't want to bore people? I'll bet we'll see some of these as deleted scenes on the DVD.

But the biggest and most obvious change--and again, SPOILERS

is that in the book, everybody dies, nobody survives. At the end of the movie, Jeff and Amy make a plan where he distracts the natives, who think that she is dead, and she makes a run for it. He dies, but she makes it out alive, runs to the Jeep, and drives away (presumably spreading the bits of the vine on her clothes to the rest of civilization). But, again, in the book, they all die up there on the hill, and nobody makes it out alive. Since this is the ending, it doesn't affect the way the plot unfolds for most of the movie, but the two endings leave you with a very different feeling--the book ending on a darker and more hopeless tone than the movie (and making the very final scene in both, when the Greeks show up and presumably get trapped with the vines all over again, even crueler and bleaker in the book, since we've seen that it's truly impossible to escape, and so there is no hope for them either). I wonder why they chose to change it? Maybe they have an idea for a sequel? Or maybe they filmed the original ending, but it didn't test well with audiences? I wouldn't be surprised if we see the book's ending on the DVD too, but I felt like they kind of wimped out by letting Amy survive in the movie.

So I thought it was as inconsequential as any horror movie--I'm in no hurry to ever see it again--but it was by no means horrible, and probably better than the average throwaway dead teen movie. The book too, while no great literature, was effective, and stayed with me for a while after I finished it. But I get the feeling that a lot of punch would be gone from the book if you've already seen the movie, since it really does follow it pretty closely, and a lot of what makes it work is the surprises, and your gradual realization that their situation really is hopeless.

Big Dumb Ape
by Node32774
Apr 6th, 2008
10:04:26 PM
In the book the vine is much mor esentient and intelligent. It quickly adapts to anyhting you throw at it. For instance in the book they try to put up a sign warning the Greeks about the danger but the vine smehow knows its going to keep people away and keeps pulling it down. Unfortunately there is still no direct way to answer your question about why the natives didn't burn it. They probably regarded it as intelligent and didn't destroy it for superstitious reasons. Or perhaps used it as punishment for those in their own society.

The vines are also much more difficult to handle in the book because the sap is extemely acidic. Every time they touch it or pull it away it burns their hands. In fact it's the vine that snaps the rope leading to the guy falling down the well to begin with. This is not show in the movie.

Also in the book they DO keep watch taking alternating shifts. But in the book they are up there so long with little food and water that they become to fatigued.

In the book, all of the characters are in such denial about what's happening, Jeff aside, that they don't take the proper measures to avoid the plant and it's too late by the time they do accept it's dangerous.

And I agree with mraig about the ending. It sucked having Amy escape. In the book they all die and it was much mor esatisfying that way. Amy escaping in the movie wreaked of studio intervention in that regard. One chnage I thought did work in the movie was when the Mayans kill the little boy after Amy throws the vine at him. That is not in the book but it was a cool addition that showed the lengths the Mayans would go to to keep the vine from spreading.
Big Dumb Ape
by mraig
Apr 6th, 2008
10:28:49 PM
If the story had been told from the Mayans' point of view I'm sure we could have had answers to the question of why they didn't try to destroy the vines, but, since our focus is on the Americans, the Mayans are more effective, I think, as another silent barrier that cannot be reasoned or bargained with. But you can take your pick as to the reason: maybe they tried to destroy it before, but lost too many men trying to do so, and just gave up. Maybe they are afraid to even go near it or touch it for fear of getting contaminated. But I think the most likely answer is that, as some of the characters mentioned, the plant is extremely ancient, and their particular village has customs connected to how to treat the plant that are so old, nobody remembers where they came from anymore, they just carry them out without questioning them.

As for why the main characters don't make more of an effort to fight the plants, as Node mentioned, the book does go into that more, but it's a lot easier to look at the situation in hindsight and see how it could be managed in an organized way than for them to stumble in, get injured one by one just figuring out the deal with the plants in the first place, and then try to come up with a plan. The book does more with the plant's efforts to divide them too--by playing back their voices and noises to make them suspicious of each other (which the movie does show a bit of), which keeps them from getting organized. I'm not sure if this is a good change or not. Having the plant be intelligent on a human level could come off as sort of goofy; I kind of liked how, in the movie, its actions could be explained as sort of an unconscious reflex, like a Venus' Fly Trap.

I did wonder when I was reading the book if they were going to try dousing it with alcohol and lighting it on fire (which seemed like an obvious setup, given that it was established that they had the matches and the bottles of tequila to work with), but on seeing the movie, I guess it is clear that it would have been impossible to completely burn away all the plants on and in the pyramid this way--there were just too many of them, spread out over too great a space.

But I do agree that the movie would have been better if it had spent more time going through the details of their situation, and exhausting all the possibilities for escape or defense. I liked that about the book, that it presented their scenario as sort of a "man trapped in a locked room" logic puzzle, with the catch being that there is, in the end, no possibility for escape. By focusing more on the gory, thrilling, or titillating parts, I think the movie did suffer a little in comparison.

Node32774 and mraig -- THANKS
by Big Dumb Ape
Apr 7th, 2008
12:42:50 AM
I appreciate you both answering my question. You brought up some good points about things that the book DID get more into (the vines actually being acidic to the touch, they "thought" more powerfully and thus anticipated actions that might be taken against them much better). So maybe I'll give the book a read after all, just to compare it against the movie. It sounds like the author left out some aspects due to it BEING a movie versus a book and given the simple amount of running time that he had to work with, so maybe it will be interesting to give it a read and see just how much never made it to the screen.

But thanks again!

HARRY!! THAT'S AWESOME!!
by snomusic
Apr 7th, 2008
01:00:45 AM
Hey man, I'm sorry to hear about the Diabetes2 but man if it's gotten you out of the wheelchair and you are actually changing your diet and getting excercise, that is completely and totally awesome!

Some folks call you a media whore, etc but if that were true, we'd know about yer health outside of this site. I remember prayin' after hearing about you bein' wheelchair bound that ya'd get out of the wheelchair and eventually get into a healthier lifestyle. I believe folks call this a blessing in disguise...
Anyway man, I really happy to hear you are out of the chair and working on making your time with your new bride last as long as possible. Take is slow but steady and I'll be prayin' fitness becomes a new source of joy for you. :o)

Yeah, read the book.
by SmarkJobber
Apr 7th, 2008
05:00:23 AM
The filmmakers get halfway there, but the producers and/or director decided to make a kind of sizzle reel of the book instead of an actual adaptation. Plot's essentially the same, but the mounting dread and complexity of character is ditched in favor of a more "roller-coaster," "non-stop pop shot" kind of picture (think "30 Days of Night," but made by more competent people). And the sad thing is that this was probably just a cash grab from the very beginning. I doubt the producers ever intended to make anything substantial from the material. Their only mandate: this film must run x amount of times per day. That being said, the film does get enough right -- the production values are strong, and the director is more than capable with the camera and his actors. It stands head and shoulders above recent PG-13 and "torture" horror films. The script just needed breathing room. Just ten additional minutes could have done wonders. In the end, it's a disappointment in the vein of the recent "I Am Legend." Good intentions, but too many concessions, and not enough follow through.
Diabetes... NO!? REALLY!?
by Autodidact
Apr 7th, 2008
09:07:53 AM
Harry, I hope you're not surprised to have ended up with type 2 diabetes. I have been reading your site since 1996 and am surprised it took you until now to be diagnosed. Life is a lot simpler and more enjoyable when you're not a big fat useless fuck. Give it a try.
SPOILER - - Answer to why ...
by jones1899
Apr 7th, 2008
09:36:40 AM
Nobody burned the vine? Some city boys who visited the town I'm from thought it'd be a good idea to have a bonfire. They gathered logs and sticks and grass and weeds. Lit it up and stood around the fire drinking the night away. They woke up the next morning with there eyes and nostrils swollen nearly shut, red rashes COVERING their bodies and even inside there mouths. They burned poison oak - thats a no no.
Harry: take a look at Weight Watchers
by mbeemer
Apr 7th, 2008
11:41:40 AM
Sorry for the plug, but I started in November and have lost 40 pounds. A weight plan that ISN'T bullshit! I'm as amazed as anyone...
I disagree Harry...Read Jerry Horror's review
by JERRY HORROR
Apr 7th, 2008
11:59:38 AM
At best. I mean AT FUCKING BEST, "The Ruins" is an overtly long episode of the rehashed "Twilight Zone" run in the 1980's. It works for what it is, the pacing needed to be tightened up abit, especially the first act. We get abit of fleeting nudity and some decent gore. This is not a bad film. It has the best use of CGI I have seen in a long time, the practical effect of things moving under a persons skin. It's a 2 star out of four. I don't recommend you run to see it, catch it at home. The largest audience horror films serves are black and latino audiences. I can hardly blame them.I always take joy in seeing some well to do crackers get dismembered.
Great opportunity
by evil dead 3d
Apr 7th, 2008
12:35:36 PM
to just give the head geek back some love i never talkback but i will for this. that one guyz advice about diet coke, diet coke saved my life, you'll only hate it for a couple of days, now if i have real soda it seems so sugary. that's a great way to start, get some diet coke, diet dr pepper etc. that's zero calories and zero sugar. i have a friend with the same kind of diabetes and she leads a great normal life, it just takes a little self knowledge and work. we all love you so much harry you have no idea. thanks for sharing ,my prayers are with you during your loss with your grandmother.
You owe me 12 bucks
by Pdorwick
Apr 7th, 2008
12:52:08 PM
I went to see this largely based on Harry's review, hoping to see something slightly better than the average modern horror film. Well...

...this certainly isn't it. Do not believe Harry's review, this film is complete and utter amateur garbage. A complete waste of your time and money.
...also...
by Pdorwick
Apr 7th, 2008
12:55:53 PM
Why didn't the Natives just kill all the teenagers outright? If they would shoot one of their own just because some detached vines grazed him why in hell wouldn't they just murder the teenagers who've had massive, constant exposure?

Stupid, stupid move.
Good luck on the diet Harry!
by ED2D2
Apr 7th, 2008
01:34:00 PM
I'm looking forward to many more years of your geektastic movie reviews. If you need any motivation to stay on track to getting healthy, just think about all the movies that will be coming out in the next 50 years, and just how cool the movie going experience will be in 2058. Here's to Buttnumbathon 60!!!
Why wouldn't they throw piles of vines AT the villagers?
by Kurzinski Valentine
Apr 7th, 2008
03:09:01 PM
Amy nails that little kid with a wad of vines, sees the villagers go apeshit and shoot him..and then she just goes back up the pyramid? Jeff was a smart guy and saw it happen, yet couldn't figure out that perhaps say, wrapping some vines around some rocks and whipping them at the villagers to cause chaos and a potential escape would work?

All they would need to do was throw the vines towards the villagers until they finally backed th