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Still Thirsty?
by Gatsbys West Egg Omlet
Apr 3rd, 2008
10:06:35 AM
yup.
second
by ECUPirate71
Apr 3rd, 2008
10:07:27 AM
Can't wait for this movie!!!
and furthermore, Susan...
by Gatsbys West Egg Omlet
Apr 3rd, 2008
10:08:36 AM
does he look photoshopped into that hospital room to anyone else?
Heath as Nurse
by BetaRayBill07
Apr 3rd, 2008
10:08:46 AM
You take you meds NOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Damn. I can't wait to see this.
by CrichtonAstronut
Apr 3rd, 2008
10:09:19 AM
really looking forward to this
by kwisatzhaderach
Apr 3rd, 2008
10:09:43 AM
Nolan hasn't made a bad film yet.
This is one of those movies........
by RoarsLoudly
Apr 3rd, 2008
10:10:46 AM
That the more I see the better it looks and feels. I am anxiously waiting for it's release!!!!
Bangarang
by a rolling stone
Apr 3rd, 2008
10:11:10 AM
Everything I sees, I likes...now about that third trailer (cough, cough...) or at least a spoiler pic of Hall as Slade.
WIZARD MAGAZINE ALREADY HAS THESE!!
by Acid_Frio
Apr 3rd, 2008
10:11:50 AM
wow...talk about lame.
Dead Batman =
by GoFukyerSelf
Apr 3rd, 2008
10:12:35 AM
Anthony Michael Hall!
Third pic....
by RoarsLoudly
Apr 3rd, 2008
10:13:09 AM
the patient sort of looks like Mr.Dent himself.I could be wrong.
2nd pic = those scars look even more creepy w/o the makeup
by tylerzero
Apr 3rd, 2008
10:13:13 AM
I WISH I KNEW HOW TO QUIT YOU, ROBIN!
by uss cygnus
Apr 3rd, 2008
10:14:07 AM
"I'll put nipples on the Batsuit. Ok. Works for me. I Quit."
Wow
by SlickyVonBoner
Apr 3rd, 2008
10:14:25 AM
I actually saw one of these images before it was removed. Must be my lucky day.
nice
by palooka_boy
Apr 3rd, 2008
10:14:39 AM
I can't wait for this movie
I dont think it's Dent
by Bruce Thomas Wayne
Apr 3rd, 2008
10:15:49 AM
theres a fourth pic, its closer up on Heath, but with out the mask. You can tell its not Dent. This movie looks amazing by the way
Goddamn...
by acorvey25
Apr 3rd, 2008
10:16:05 AM
...this film just keeps looking better and better. I can't wait much longer.
I just want to see this movie now
by INWOsuxRED
Apr 3rd, 2008
10:16:17 AM
before everything about it has been posted 100 times on the internet.
wtf, this shit looks f'n sick! We have a winner sorry jack
by donwillymo
Apr 3rd, 2008
10:16:21 AM
Move over Jack cause Heath just took your throne
very cool
by Campion
Apr 3rd, 2008
10:17:43 AM
Why so serious-ly friggin long until the movie comes out? Yeah we have Indy but.. by the way, what's the current odds of Dr. Jones saying "I'm too old for this." sometime in KOTC? Anyway need me some Batman.
damn
by Captain Justice
Apr 3rd, 2008
10:19:19 AM
this just keeps looking better and better
dark as fuck
by hoisin
Apr 3rd, 2008
10:21:17 AM
The tone for this film looks so nasty and moody. I can't wait. A proper grown up comic adaptation...at last!
KOTCS that is
by Campion
Apr 3rd, 2008
10:21:31 AM
Otherwise it'd be Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Chicken. Meanwhile, in Gotham City...
There is another pic that is missing
by erichaislar
Apr 3rd, 2008
10:21:35 AM
Anyone know where its at. It was really awesome.
Its Doug Hutchison!!!
by BetaRayBill07
Apr 3rd, 2008
10:21:50 AM
The middle pic- Percy from The Green Mile. Ah never mind- I have failed at humor once again.
Has anyone mentioned how lame Wizard Magazine is today?
by gruntybear
Apr 3rd, 2008
10:22:17 AM
Just put the fucking gaping cooze shots in the centerfold like you keep teasing, you wanna-be Maxim for the Nerd-set. Quit pretending to be about comics and just cover the damned whiz-bang blockbuster movies and rare, collectible, HTF!!! paraphrenalia that you seem fucking obsessed over. Axe the pointless price guide, devote 80% of your "comics" content to the shysters at CGC and the remaining 20% on fellating Joe "It's fucking magic - we don't have to explain it" Quesada and fucking put that plasticene-lipped, tranny horror-show Angeline Jolie on every fucking cover. Quit trying to be everything to everybody and just GIVE IN to your most base interests. When not even the tweeny, proto-geeks just sprouting their first pubes that are your apparent target audience find anything of interest in your 'zine, it's time for it to go.
Man I can't wait.
by SID 8.0
Apr 3rd, 2008
10:23:05 AM
diff between Jack and Heath...
by Gatsbys West Egg Omlet
Apr 3rd, 2008
10:23:51 AM
jack is a character actor. he pretty much does one thing, granted really well, and there has been enough work for him and his shtick.

Heath was an actor's actor. he actually changed his performances for each roll. he's missed, and not just by the geeks who will want another Joker from him.

Just glad he has rictus.
by SID 8.0
Apr 3rd, 2008
10:24:12 AM
I thought it was just a painted on smile from the early stuff we saw.
Soooo Good!
by Olee Starstone
Apr 3rd, 2008
10:24:22 AM
Can't wait for this movie. Hope WB have the balls to give it its R rating.
32 new hellboy II images
by palewook
Apr 3rd, 2008
10:24:32 AM
http://tinyurl.com/2q8blr
Nurse pic
by waldo
Apr 3rd, 2008
10:24:57 AM
Is it just me or does the equipment in the backround look like it has been drawn ala Richard linklater? Sorry about the spelling.
Holy Fuck!
by RighteousBrother
Apr 3rd, 2008
10:25:05 AM
Those are some scary ass pictures. How dark is this film gonna be? I can't reconcile the images, I've been seeing with the marketing blitz of kids toys, pez dispensers, and duvets that will inevitably occur.
I agree gruntybear
by SpencerTrilby
Apr 3rd, 2008
10:25:45 AM
Wizard went downhill the past 8 years or so...
gruntybear...
by Gatsbys West Egg Omlet
Apr 3rd, 2008
10:26:27 AM
you may just be a bit insane. slow down, clam down, come down, or do whatever you need to do.

wowza.

Is that the scene where he scars Harvey?
by expert40
Apr 3rd, 2008
10:28:43 AM
Is that Harvey in the bed? Is he about to frak up Harvey's face by throwing some acid on it?

I was hoping that the Joker would be on trial and throw acid on Harvey's face during cross-examination, and then the movie would end with the coda of Two Face walking into a bar, asking for a drink, and freaking out the bar tender as he flips a coin. That would be the balls ending like Batman getting the Joker card and telling Gordon he'd "check it out."
MISSING PICS HERE!!! ENJOY!!!
by erichaislar
Apr 3rd, 2008
10:30:16 AM
http://www.gamespot.com/pages/ forums/show_msgs.php?topic_id= 26321247
MISSING PICS HERE!!! ENJOY!!!
by erichaislar
Apr 3rd, 2008
10:31:26 AM
http://www.gamespot.com/pages/ forums/show_msgs.php?topic_id= 26321247
MISSING PICS HERE!!! ENJOY!!!
by erichaislar
Apr 3rd, 2008
10:31:39 AM
http://www.gamespot.com/pages/ forums/show_msgs.php?topic_id= 26321247
is it me or is it all a bit "scanner darkly" in the nurse pic?
by pjvader
Apr 3rd, 2008
10:36:34 AM
or are myes eyes getting that bad
Damn, all 3 pics are freaky
by theycallmemrglass
Apr 3rd, 2008
10:41:49 AM
1. Batman being "jokered" to death? wtf 2. Joker without makeup looks more freaky with the scars showing 3. Yeah, agreed, joker cross dressing is not just freaky but fraking distrubing. Bring on THE DARK KNIGHT... I say laughing maniacally.
4th PIC HERE!!!!!
by erichaislar
Apr 3rd, 2008
10:44:06 AM
http://www.gamespot.com/pages/ forums/show_msgs.php?topic_id= 26321247
fuckin sweet
by Rat Fink
Apr 3rd, 2008
10:44:36 AM
Third image is freaky in a special way...
by gotilk
Apr 3rd, 2008
10:46:55 AM
Looks like HDR photography. Look at the definition of all the background items, many things almost having a cartoonish dark outline. More about HDR and some examples here:

http://tinyurl.com/dcpq5
grunty bear
by RockLobster800
Apr 3rd, 2008
10:48:43 AM
thats a pretty damn impressive rant-Ive never read Wizard but I kinda want to hate it so I can agree with you! So, are these pics officially legit? cos the nurse one does look kinda photoshopped...and even the cop one could have been an image of Heath in Monsters Ball altered...but if they are real then Im very happy! Imagine if the first pic of the Joker released had been the one of him in the nurses uniform? people would have flipped out so much I'd probably still be laughing...they play up the playful side of Mr. J alot more too....although I'm loving what we've seen so far I was a bit worried that they made him a bit to morose and ironically, serious-now seing him dress up as a nurse to infiltrate a hospital with his makeup still on has cleared away those fears!
I hate knowing/seeing things before a movie comes out but..
by Aethyrr
Apr 3rd, 2008
10:50:23 AM
..I just couldn't resist to see these! Thanks
Is that something in is pocket or is he just happy
by donwillymo
Apr 3rd, 2008
10:50:33 AM
Awesome
by Stollentroll
Apr 3rd, 2008
10:50:41 AM
Fucking awesome.
a ahole's thoughts...
by mr ahole ramirez
Apr 3rd, 2008
10:51:32 AM
...Im likin how the Joker looks more and more (even though I felt like vomitin the first time I seen his face)...cant wait to see a live-action Joker, jokin it up...greatest villain ever!...also Bats is the greatest hero also (mostly due to him bein Joker's arch-enemy)...let the Killin Joke begin!...
Links dont work!
by RoarsLoudly
Apr 3rd, 2008
10:57:10 AM
RAD
by Lloyd Bonafide the Korean War Veteran
Apr 3rd, 2008
10:58:15 AM
good work.
RoarsLoudly
by erichaislar
Apr 3rd, 2008
10:59:29 AM
remove spaces and they should.
I'm liking these pics, much like Iron Man ones
by just pillow talk
Apr 3rd, 2008
11:00:21 AM
Dear Santa,

I would like Iron Man and Dark Knight to kick my ass very, very hard. Also, please have Indy recapture some of the old magic. That would be great.

I'm gonna have nightmares tonight.
by Knuckleduster
Apr 3rd, 2008
11:01:09 AM
I have to visit the doctor tomorrow...
nice
by filmcoyote
Apr 3rd, 2008
11:01:43 AM
very very nice
Okay, since this was deleted from the zone thread....
by Anna Valerious
Apr 3rd, 2008
11:04:34 AM
I know it was OT, but could you call it crossplay when it's a girl dressing as a guy dressed as a girl? I'd say yes. Thus, I have no idea when I'll get to that variant, but it's gonna be weird.
theres a fourth pic at wwtdd.com
by Lloyd Bonafide the Korean War Veteran
Apr 3rd, 2008
11:04:37 AM
Thanks Erichaislar
by RoarsLoudly
Apr 3rd, 2008
11:04:52 AM
its the freakiest one.
by Lloyd Bonafide the Korean War Veteran
Apr 3rd, 2008
11:04:59 AM
they are on my flickr
by zom-bot.com
Apr 3rd, 2008
11:06:30 AM
and i've had no problems.
DK, Hellboy, Iron Man - all look incredible
by kevred
Apr 3rd, 2008
11:07:09 AM
If they're anywhere near as good in reality as they are in the stills/teasers, they'll be such an incredible amount of fun.

Those new Hellboy pics are fantastic--especially photo 20, which is so striking and weird. I do wish the scenes were lit more darkly overall--more Mignola-like--but once again they seem to have absolutely nailed it visually.

You'll notice I didn't mention Lucas' prequel-looking Indy. Maybe that'll be great too--I hope it is, I really do!--but the footage hasn't resonated with me.

But it'll probably be good, and this will hopefully be the best popcorn-movie summer in ages.

Does anyone know
by Series7
Apr 3rd, 2008
11:08:48 AM
If this is going to be an R?
NOTE PERFECT
by God's Brother
Apr 3rd, 2008
11:09:30 AM
These totally feel right on the money. BTW, is anyone else surprised that there aren't scores of nerds complaining that he just seems to be a psycho with clown make-up rather than a dude with actual white skin and green hair?
Awesome
by kyle051554
Apr 3rd, 2008
11:09:32 AM
This is gonna be a great summer.
Damn, that's a sexy nurse!
by rbatty024
Apr 3rd, 2008
11:13:16 AM
The things I would do to her! Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.
Yeah folks...
by Dick Jones
Apr 3rd, 2008
11:25:20 AM
...that last one is a photoshopped scene from "A Scanner Darkly" and has nothing to do with TDK.
That second pic, a new origin for the Joker?
by Reel American Hero
Apr 3rd, 2008
11:27:20 AM
If he's in disguise it's not a very good one, but it almost makes me think that they're giving a new origin for this version. Something like he was a cop, but then got fucked up by some Arkham escapees during the story from the last film which causes him to lose his shit. That'd be a new take on it if they went that route. Chances are it's just him in disguise though. He looks even creepier without the facepaint I must say.
Dick Jones
by erichaislar
Apr 3rd, 2008
11:28:44 AM
What! Really do you have the scene so we can compare?
The third pic had no facemask on DarkHorizons
by RyanMurray
Apr 3rd, 2008
11:38:19 AM
Unfortunately, it looks like they took that one down, too.
whatever
by mvckalel
Apr 3rd, 2008
11:45:15 AM
None of them are special or anything...except for the 'nurse' pic...eh...
Sorry Dick but....
by Dublinbatguy
Apr 3rd, 2008
11:51:15 AM
....your wrong! *****MASSIVE SPOILER ALERT!!!*** **** ONCE AGAIN MASSIVE SPOILER ALERT**** DON READ IF U DONT WANNA KNOW PLOT OR TWISTS******* In the movie the Joker plants bombs in a hospital and blows it up, he plants em dressed as a nurse, u can see the explosion in the hospital in the trailer, also the pic of him dressed as a cop comes from the trailer aswell, theres a state funeral scene, its Loebs funeral, J kills him as then when the Mayor is making a speech he pops the Mayor too! Its the only way to get him as Gothams rich and powerfull are in hiding Jokers earlier threat that he was coming after them unless Batman reveals himself to Joker, also explains J's hate for the Faux Batmen as shown in the first pic! ***** END SPOILERS!*****
damn...
by Dublinbatguy
Apr 3rd, 2008
11:53:07 AM
...please exuses the spelling mistakes in my above post, I must really learn to start proof reading :P
Fuck me. This is like Brubaker/Ennis Batman
by messi
Apr 3rd, 2008
11:54:39 AM
fucking Nolan. I love you.
Please tell me....
by Underoos Hero
Apr 3rd, 2008
11:54:55 AM
Please tell me there are others here in this talkback that hated Batman Begins. BB sucked major dick. Admit it.
Grunty, I kinda hear what you're saying.
by Buckys_Kick_Ass_Arm
Apr 3rd, 2008
11:56:53 AM
the focus of that 'zine just jumbles too often. and the price guide just doesn't work. If instead they just mentioned 5 books on the rise and 5 books that have cooled and then have an internet link for a full price guide I'd be happier. They also need to get out of Marvel's bed and cover more indie stuff instead of just mention it. Then again... It IS a business so i guess they have to do whatever they can for the sake of sales... even if that does require dwindling quality. PS. I'm surprised by how awesome these pics look. Hopefully two-face scene in this movie turns out well... We all know how much of a let-down the Venom scene was.
God's Brother
by messi
Apr 3rd, 2008
11:59:13 AM
no because alot of people are starting to go 'hmm maybe it's the comic that should change, or it should always have been like this'. This fucked up joker is much better than the perfectly dyed Joker from the comics.
Oh what a handsome policeman joker makes
by pipergates
Apr 3rd, 2008
11:59:38 AM
this looks so good. how sad heath wont see the reaction to his performance. rest in peace man.
Ok so the visual look of the photographs is by warner
by messi
Apr 3rd, 2008
12:00:57 PM
so they couldn't get photocopied. it's not how it will look in the film.
It will be PG-13
by Oski
Apr 3rd, 2008
12:01:49 PM
Because there won't be any nudity or graphic language. Do you guys really think violence and creepiness are going to require an R rating?
Wizard is dying
by messi
Apr 3rd, 2008
12:02:30 PM
with Comic book resources and Newsarama. Wizard is dying a slow death. It's why it's mainly about movies now. Which is a shame cos I loved Wizard.
That is some goddamn good make up on the Joker
by messi
Apr 3rd, 2008
12:03:45 PM
that shit looks so fucking good.
Joker in a police uniform
by Jor-El23
Apr 3rd, 2008
12:08:46 PM
also freaky and awesome. this movie is going to kick ass.
Dark Knight ..
by Braffed
Apr 3rd, 2008
12:12:19 PM
looks so bad. You all are foold for hyping this turd. even Leaf Hedger can't save this crap fest
Sorry, Underoos Hero
by Dwide Shrewd
Apr 3rd, 2008
12:12:39 PM
But it is who who sucks the major dick. BB fucking rules.
"you who", that is. Edit function?
by Dwide Shrewd
Apr 3rd, 2008
12:13:43 PM
What looks good then braffed?... curious
by Buckys_Kick_Ass_Arm
Apr 3rd, 2008
12:14:31 PM
Everything...
by JeremiahTheProphet
Apr 3rd, 2008
12:16:48 PM
And I mean every fucking thing I have seen from this movie looks amazing. July CANNOT come fast enough.
I don't listen to anyone named Braffed.
by IAmJack'sUserID
Apr 3rd, 2008
12:18:56 PM
Whether its a lame sitcom/movie star or a lamer AICN TBer. I like how the douche straw talks like he's seen the movie. From what I can tell, he's going to deserve to have shit thrown in his face when this movie most likely succeeds greatly.
Braffed eat shit cunt
by messi
Apr 3rd, 2008
12:19:17 PM
fuck yourself.
If you ask me
by God's Brother
Apr 3rd, 2008
12:27:58 PM
WIZARD BLOWS and always has. Never a negative review, loser/frat-boy humour, constant reinforcing of stereotypes. It's shit like that that gives the mainstream public license to paint everything associated with comics with the same brush. The only reason I ever bought Wizard was for comic book news... Thank god for the internet.
Picture
by claudiomonster
Apr 3rd, 2008
12:29:37 PM
Ive been looking for a picture where the joker is a cop and painted his face - just like the picture above!
His hair isn't green in these pics
by rev_skarekroe
Apr 3rd, 2008
12:30:09 PM
Therefore this movie is going to suck so hard.
Joke will whistle the Elle Driver Kill Bill nurse song
by ricarleite
Apr 3rd, 2008
12:30:38 PM
While attempting to kill a comatose Batman on a hospital. SPOILERS***** The first pic is how the Jokes dies (obviously added after Heart Ledger's death), and the second one, shows a more serious side of the Joker.
Messi-facial...
by Braffed
Apr 3rd, 2008
12:32:12 PM
Go sniff a pickle!
BATMAN BEGINS SUCKED DICK!!
by Underoos Hero
Apr 3rd, 2008
12:32:43 PM
Go Ahead and "Flame" me on this one...Bring it!! So what!!! Batman Begins DID suck!!! It fucking sucked so bad it made my goddamned head hurt. Yea I said it. All the retards start in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 ..... GO!!
IAmAJackOffUser
by Braffed
Apr 3rd, 2008
12:34:50 PM
I OWN you.
Warner hasn't taken them down yet...
by Flint_Ironstag
Apr 3rd, 2008
12:35:46 PM
Because these pictures aren't really that great. Less is more. The more I see of the Joker, especially in diguises like these cop and nurse pictures, the less excited I am. I was stoked when had that blade up to Maggie's face, that gave me an erection, but these? Meh. The Hellboy II pictures were better.
No need to flame you, Underoos
by IAmJack'sUserID
Apr 3rd, 2008
12:36:21 PM
You're already flaming, especially with a name like that. Why don't you go play "pillow face" with your splooge drooge Braffed.
Underooss.....
by Braffed
Apr 3rd, 2008
12:36:34 PM
I totall agree. BB was so fucking boring. All you assholes that think it was great have no idea what good cinema is
Meh
by picardsucks
Apr 3rd, 2008
12:37:05 PM
Can we see some more Iron man pics?????
Hey JackOff..
by Braffed
Apr 3rd, 2008
12:38:08 PM
Speaking of splooge...tell your mom that a little Pert Plus should get that right out. OWNED!
ignore the drippy little whore boys
by just pillow talk
Apr 3rd, 2008
12:38:47 PM
He's just looking for attention. Both of them actually.

I'm offended IAmJack, please take back that "pillow face" comment.

Why don't you amaze us then, Braffed...
by IAmJack'sUserID
Apr 3rd, 2008
12:39:01 PM
...with your idea of what good cinema is.
Hey Pillow-biter!!!
by Braffed
Apr 3rd, 2008
12:40:01 PM
Did you alert the sexual predator hotline that you left your house?
Good cimema is...
by Braffed
Apr 3rd, 2008
12:41:49 PM
Your mom going down on a horse, you fucking prick!OWNED
BATMAN BEGINS WAS SHIT!!!
by Underoos Hero
Apr 3rd, 2008
12:41:55 PM
C'Mon!! Because your fucking insults will be more creative than Batman Begins.
Pillow Talk
by Underoos Hero
Apr 3rd, 2008
12:45:07 PM
I'm not trying to do anything but draw attention to how bad Batman Begins blew load.
Spoiler theory
by a rolling stone
Apr 3rd, 2008
12:46:58 PM
SPOILER THEORY: (That’s right, I’m tagging this a “spoiler”, even though it’s just a theory). Anthony Michael Hall has been sited playing a wannabe batman, an "Imitation Hero" and an adversarial character in TDK. Then they told us he’s playing some nobody named Mike Engel, but do you remember his original quote when we all first found out he was in the movie? Hall said: "I signed a confidentiality agreement, and I can't say which part I'm playing because it affects the story," said Hall. "I can't give away the suspense - it's a $200 million surprise, and I don't want to be the guy to ruin it." Mike Nobody Engel, some dude made up just for the movie, is not a $200 million surprise. Slade Wilson, as in DEATHSTROKE, as in THE TERMINATOR, is a $200 million surprise, an anti-Batman of sorts, kind of an imitation hero, and definitely an adversarial character. ADD to that the fact we know Chris Nolan approved a Deathstroke action-figure and see if your nipples don’t get hard, too.
The only thing that would make DK any good...
by Braffed
Apr 3rd, 2008
12:48:37 PM
is it Leaf Hedger came back as a super-zombie and shot perscription pills out of his belly button and then batman called the Olsen Twins to help save the day...naked! I'll be the first one in line!
a rolling stone
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Apr 3rd, 2008
12:52:32 PM
Your spoiler sounds like it could indeed be true. But really i can give a fuck if this character Deathstroke is in the film. I dont know the character, I dont want the character to clutter things up even more-- all this sub-plot will do is divert attention from the main storyline. There is too much in this film as it is. Sounds like it could get messy. And I swear to God if I hear one rambling speech about FEAR from Alfred in this one I'm gonna fucking puke. Mummy 3 will own this summer when all is said and done. Admit it now!!
For myself...
by rutgersjaffo
Apr 3rd, 2008
12:56:38 PM
I like the look of what i've seen thus far...
BRAFFED DADDY'S HERE TO FUCK YOU AGAIN
by suit and tie
Apr 3rd, 2008
12:57:32 PM
YOU MUST BE A ONE OF THOSE SUBMISSIVE FUCKOS WHO LOVES TO GET PUBLICLY FUCK UP THE ASS YOU SILLY LITTLE BITCH. HOW GOES YOUR LITTLE HORSECOCK SUCKING BUSINESS? IF YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT SWEET LITTLE BRAFF, HE GOES AROUND TO RANCHES AND FARMS AND OFFERS TO SUCK OFF THE LIVESTOCK FOR $10.00 A SHOT IN THE MOUTH. OF COURSE HE'S THE ONE PAYING. FUCKING OWNED YOU AGAIN LITTLE BLOODY CUNT FUCK BOY!!!!!!!!BRAFFED IS A MALE PROSTIE THAT WORKS IN BOYS TOWN IN SANTA MONICA CA AS A TRANNY!!!!!!!! HE LIKES TO MOUNT FIRE HYDRANTS BECAUSE THE LITTLE CUNT LIKES THINGS IN HIS ASS, IT MAKES HER FEEEL LIKE A BIG GIRL RIGHT MANCY BOY? OWNED!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DO I KNOW THIS? BECAUSE WHEN HE AND ALL HIS FAGGOT HANDLES SHOW UP I FUCK HIM UP THE ASS OWNED AGAIN SHITBIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M BRAFFED FUCKING PIMP!!!!!!!!OWNED AGAIN BITCH!!!!!!!!!!ANYONE CAN FUCK BRAFF UP THE ASS YOU JUST HAVE TO PAY HIS MAC DADDY AND THAT'S ME!!! OWNED AGAIN YOU LITTLE ATTENTION SEEKING SEMINAL SEWER!!!!!! HAHAAH I JUST SPLOOGED ON YOUR FACE AGAIN YOU USED TAMPON SHIT FLINGING MONKEY BOY!!!!!!!!!OWNED AND OWNEND!!!!!!!!!!!!
BUT...
by rutgersjaffo
Apr 3rd, 2008
01:00:23 PM
...I also have to agree that Batman Begins was not the greatest thing I have ever seen either.
rolling stone theory
by Oski
Apr 3rd, 2008
01:00:25 PM
Maybe, but his main role is of a tv reporter. You see him in the trailer standing by Gordon before he breaks the bat signal with the axe. I don't know if a tv reporter will be able to moonlight as a batman wannabe, he's not superman.
So Braffed's idea of good cinema..
by IAmJack'sUserID
Apr 3rd, 2008
01:00:48 PM
is horse-mom porn. Explains everything. By the way, you're not supposed to call 'owned' when you spout out an unwitty 'your momma' joke...others are. When you do it, it only reflects how sad and pathetic you truly are, like you're the only one laughing at your own dumb jokes. I bet you look in the mirror and pull a Stuart Smalley daily. 'Dog gone it, people LIKE me!' No, they don't. You're a poster boy for the pro-abortion groups, you sad little knob-shining basement dweller.

Sorry just pillow talk. Ok, Braffed should go play 'catch the bubbles in your mouth' with underoos hero when they take their bubble bath together as usual.
Hey Shit and Tie!!!!
by Braffed
Apr 3rd, 2008
01:00:54 PM
What's up baby? Did I say you could take out the ball gag bitch?
it really really REALLY blows
by SpawnofAchilles
Apr 3rd, 2008
01:01:23 PM
that Heath Ledger died, I mean FUCK and not just because his joker is going to dominate, everytime I see cool joker stuff for batman it gets me excited and makes me sad at the same time
Re: suit and tie
by rutgersjaffo
Apr 3rd, 2008
01:01:54 PM
You really have serious issues. Get out of the house now and again. Seek professional help. Yeesh...
Braffed, I'm honestly interested...
by Buckys_Kick_Ass_Arm
Apr 3rd, 2008
01:02:38 PM
in knowing what GOOD film will come out in the next couple months. I myself wasn't a huge fan of Batman Begins. Wasn't as bad as Batman and Robin but wasn't as good as I thought it could have been
It was a theory
by a rolling stone
Apr 3rd, 2008
01:04:41 PM
I just thought maybe if the Joker does sic the Gotham mobs on Batman, Slade would be a guy they might call. It wouldn't be much of a stretch, right? Somebody's gotta pull the trigger. But if he's hanging out with Gordon on the roof, that kinda sinks my battleship. Maybe the action figure's a red herring.
Whoa, whoa, whoa...
by rutgersjaffo
Apr 3rd, 2008
01:06:29 PM
Batman and Robin was the finest piece of cinema since Second Sight, starring John Laroquette and Bronson Pinchot...
BATMAN BEGINS = BAD MOVIE
by Underoos Hero
Apr 3rd, 2008
01:09:22 PM
I hope that my posting this throughout the day will slowly hyptnotize those (who thought it was a good movie) into thinking the truth (that it did suck Bob Sagget). Then together we can change Hollywood. ahah Flaming tards start in 3,2,1.....
The Dark Knight will be
by BrightEyes
Apr 3rd, 2008
01:11:18 PM
The best super hero film of ALL TIME!
To be fair...
by rutgersjaffo
Apr 3rd, 2008
01:11:54 PM
Superhero movies in general blow ass. It just doesn't translate very well usually. Except in Mystery Men. That may be the greatest film since Soul Man.
rolling stone, you might have a good theory there...
by Buckys_Kick_Ass_Arm
Apr 3rd, 2008
01:14:14 PM
maybe the teen titans team up with batman and thwart him. and then just for kicks, the metal men come aboard and form batman's new bike and before you know it, The Seven Soldiers of Victory come and destroy the Joker after the Crimson Avenger gets caught in the cross-fire between The Outsiders and the Fearsome Five. THIS MOVIE IS GOING TO BE CRAZY
Missing Pic
by Slapshot7
Apr 3rd, 2008
01:15:23 PM
Here's the other pic: http://i84.photobucket.com/alb ums/k16/slapshot8/24.jpg And darkhorizons.com gave the reason why that nurse pic looks weird. For some reason the person who leaked them used Photoshop's 'Poster Edge' effect on the photos which makes them overly sharp/contrasted.
I agree underoos Batman & Robin was better, not!
by donwillymo
Apr 3rd, 2008
01:17:57 PM
"She tried to kill you, DICK"
by MattmanReturns
Apr 3rd, 2008
01:20:37 PM
I've seen this twice already, i'm so passed this now
by donwillymo
Apr 3rd, 2008
01:25:12 PM
yawn
by donwillymo
Apr 3rd, 2008
01:25:29 PM
If he were dead
by Sithdan
Apr 3rd, 2008
01:29:29 PM
Jack Nicholson would be rolling in his grave!!
fixed
by Slapshot7
Apr 3rd, 2008
01:30:27 PM
http://tinyurl.com/25pk56
I wondered when Sithdan would slither in here...
by IAmJack'sUserID
Apr 3rd, 2008
01:32:00 PM
..with his wonderful (shit) nuggets of wisdom.
Um, underhoos....REALLY?
by mattforce7
Apr 3rd, 2008
01:32:21 PM
if you really didnt like Batman begins, then join one lonesome group of people who will gladly take you in...they need friends too, but they dont like all this posting going on....
***SPOILERS FOLLOW*** The fake Batman is...
by William Landis
Apr 3rd, 2008
01:35:57 PM
***SPOILER WARNING*** Brian Douglas. Batman first encounters him in the Scarecrow arrest-gone-awry scene and later unmasks him on a rooftop. His public hanging forces Bruce to hang up the cape and cowl, but the execution is actually a warning to Brian's secret employer... Harvey Dent, who being the DA can't really advocate illegal law enforcement. ***END SPOILER WARNING***
RE: Quality of Images & Dark Knight
by jorson28
Apr 3rd, 2008
01:36:25 PM
These images only confirm what probably everyone following the production suspected -- Nolan is no-holds-barred in his interpretation of the Joker and he's going to get everything he possibly can by the censors to make sure it's a "realistic" interpretation. Think about it - a "real" Joker would be pretty damn nightmarish, and I don't know how much closer Ledger's Joker could be to nightmarish even in these images (not to mention the 2+ hour movie nobody's seen!) considering it's technically still a comic book movie with merchandising aimed at kids. I think the people who still hate BATMAN RETURNS for being too gruesome or something are going to be in for more of a shock with TDK than they ever expected. Personally, I love what I'm seeing, and I'm kind of glad that "Begins" didn't start really becoming a big hit until it hit the DVD shelves because in spite of some of the toys we've seen, it feels like Warners is backing off and treating this like a straight action-suspense drama (or psychological thriller) rather than just another one in an ongoing line of comic book "blockbusters." Rumors are (which I think read on AICN) that Warners' execs already saw the flick and the word as to the reaction couldn't be better. This really is going to match or surpass Burton's original, not just in quality of movie but in movie history significance. With what we're seeing, plus Ledger's unfortunate passing, I don't know how it couldn't. Anyway, I've heard praise because Nolan isn't killing all the villains (like Scarecrow) and that there's never been any rumor indicating Joker's death in TDK, but seems like every time the Joker is in a Batman movie, he dies anyway - on screen or, this time, in real life - the actor that portrays him, I mean. Sad. Hopefully the movie is more a remarkable tribute to his Ledger's abilities as an actor than another reminder of his tragic death.
Everything that I've seen about this movie
by just pillow talk
Apr 3rd, 2008
01:42:50 PM
has me fucking excited...from the posters to the trailer to the stills. I love Batman Begins, and I expect great things from TDK as well. I've never read a Batman comic, so I can't speak to what the "proper" way to present the Joker is.

But I can say that I much, much prefer what little I've seen of Ledger's performance to what Jack's was. I wasn't a big fan of Burton's Batman, though I did like Batman Returns better.

Shit, that gave me the chills
by Kragmose
Apr 3rd, 2008
01:49:58 PM
That one without makeup... damn.
This will change the comics
by Harry Bolzonnia
Apr 3rd, 2008
01:51:06 PM
I think comics now will copy the dark knight Joker, so much that in ten years when someone wants to make a Batman movie with the old Joker douche fanboys will whine that it isnt the "source material joker" that wears makeup.
HEY WILLIAM LANDIS...
by nooneimportant
Apr 3rd, 2008
01:55:23 PM
what other "spoilers" do you know about? spill the beans man!
Balls
by Harry Bolzonnia
Apr 3rd, 2008
01:56:46 PM
Someone should post the Nurse Image of Joker without the hospital mask its the creepiest one. Also I think Nolan's Joker is a more versatile villan. He can morph into the iconic Joker with his makeup, and then blend into the crowd when he wants to like the cop pic. To me thats a much scarier villian.
This will be the best comic book movie to date...
by BLEST
Apr 3rd, 2008
02:05:11 PM
it's a done deal.

And looking at Ledger's Joker, even in a dress, don't you just get the feeling that he would straight-up MURDER Jack Napier? Or anybody else for that matter.

TDK will pwn, that is all.

LOOKS GREAT. TDK AND IRON MAN WILL PUT 2008 ON THE MAP
by BringingSexyBack
Apr 3rd, 2008
02:21:13 PM
as one of the best years for superhero movies. No X-Men, FF or Spider-Man Dances And Cries to ruin the party.
WHY BATMAN BEGINS SUCKS SHIT
by Underoos Hero
Apr 3rd, 2008
02:34:45 PM
There is just so much wrong with Batman Ends it's really hard to nail down one point because the whole movie from begining to end was terrible. But, let me list a few for the Tards. Here goes: 1)CHRISTIAN BALE - as Batman = The suck. WHy? His dumbass bat voice. His stupid looking mouth in the cowl. He had as much charisma as a blow up doll in the wind. His Bruce Wayne is absolutely forgetable. 2)RAS A GAY - Liam Neeson brought nothing here. He was as bland as he was as a Jedi. The character was not scary and showed not even a hint of menace or of even being a formidable foe for Batman. 3) SCARE CROW - WTF gives with that FUCKING Terrible scarecrow!?!! Everything was wrong with that bullshit. Everything. 4)BATMOBILE - Holy fucking turd shit, are you kidding me?!! Let's keep moving. Worst concept ever. 5)BATSUIT - Seriously, another goddamned rubber suit? I've seen better at Dragon Con. 6) ORDERING THE BATMASK FROM CHINA - Did anyone miss that? Odering a Batman Mask from China?!! 5,000 of them?!! Fuck me. Gayest thing I've ever heard. 7)BEATS UP NINJAS - Brucy (after 1 week of training, it seemed like) beats up a whole troup of ninjas, falls down a cliff and has the personal plane and Alfred waiting on him. HUH?!!! GODDAMN WHAT THE FUCK?!! 8)LEGEND OF SLEEPY BATMAN - Batman on a horse in what looked like Chicago riding around with glowy eyes? Fuck you. THat sucked. 9)THE WHOLE PLOT - or lack there of. A plot to put trippy acid in the water supply?!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME? That is not only the most overused concept in storytelling but about the gayest shit anyone could've come up with in a Batman movie. 10) WORST ENDING - TO cap off this mess and waste of time was about the shittiest ending you could possibly ask for. Nolan + Bale = Got one over on all of you liked it. Worthless. P.S. You need to watch this sorry ass movie when it comes on TV. It looks even worse and still proves the point that it does not hold up.
still think Hall could be a pre-riddler
by zom-bot.com
Apr 3rd, 2008
02:35:11 PM
i mean a guy who starts off being a smart-ass reporter, digging up dirt on gotham's elite...asking questions, searching for answers... would be a good riddler day job- like bruce's- to stay right under the public's noses so they would never suspect.
Eh
by picardsucks
Apr 3rd, 2008
02:37:08 PM
I like my Joker with a big toothy grin. Could have been perfect with a big bababooey like smile. Otherwise looks fine
Meh......
by Bobman46
Apr 3rd, 2008
02:38:37 PM
I honestly couldn't care less if I saw these pics or not- sure it's a shame that one of the leads died- was probably his own fault for messing about with drugs in the first place - but seriously- I don't fuckin care about this film? Batman Begins was ok but only when compared to the total abortions that preceeded it. It was "good for a Batman movie" - other wise is was kind of shit- every time the frikkin Scarecrow turned up someone got him in the face and he shat it and ran away and I DON'T NEED TO KNOW ABOUT HOW HE DID HIS INTERIOR DECORATING ON THE BATCAVE THANKS! Balls That is all
underoos you're a child...
by spectrebeeyatch
Apr 3rd, 2008
02:45:50 PM
I've been reading this board now and I doubt you even think Batman Begins sucks. That's right you are lying. You love it more than anyone you just want people to debate you. I won't debate you because I know you, just like me love that movie.
Underoos Hero
by Mrs. Harry Knowles
Apr 3rd, 2008
02:47:33 PM
"Begins" is vastly overrated -- a flawed, occasionally boring movie that certainly doesn't hold up to repeated viewings (no shit about that goddamn Bat-tank). The leaked ten minutes from "Dark Knight" were full of tone-deaf exposition and school-bus-lameness. But, Christ, how can you not get excited over a Joker movie? With Two-Face, no less. There are some kick-ass images circulating (love the nurse uniform, though, yes, the batsuit is Schumacher as hell). Despite his distractingly greasy hair, Joker looks awesome. If you can't get excited, even unreasonably so, over "Batman Versus the Joker," you don't belong on this site.
sphincterbitch
by Underoos Hero
Apr 3rd, 2008
02:49:50 PM
There is no doubt that this movie does in fact David Hasselhoff. Nolan and Bale just called and they deeply apoligize for this abortion/Batman Begins.
Bobman46
by Mrs. Harry Knowles
Apr 3rd, 2008
02:50:03 PM
Scarecrow: the first supervillain to ever get tazed. By the love interest! By a lame love interest!
muther fuck
by Judge Briggs
Apr 3rd, 2008
02:51:42 PM
July couldn't come sooner!
If this Batman fails... Let's start up some Green Lantern.
by Buckys_Kick_Ass_Arm
Apr 3rd, 2008
02:56:48 PM
Absolutely no reason not to employ Geoff Johns as story/co-scripter and Ethan Van Sciver as costume/monster design. Go ahead and tell me THAT's a bad idea.
realism and comics
by zom-bot.com
Apr 3rd, 2008
03:03:09 PM
i've really come to accept this nolanverse and how it can coexist with the dc comics one, and it even gives me a new appreciation for the burton- and yes, schumacher ones.

it's like the nolan series is 'what really happened'..and as grounded as you can be in realism without being completely boring- and some will argue it's boring anyway.

but what it does is actually glorify the iconic comics and origins to what they really are- myth and legend. tales retold so many times they get exaggerated, glorified, etc. like someone who sees the joker in real life, and assumes alot of things about him, tells a friend who tells a friend and by the end, the joker is a guy with bleached skin, who fell in a vat, which become jumped in a drainage ditch, and on and on. word of mouth and media feul the rumors and mystery. he gives us a pinch of this when the thug asks the scarecow 'can he really fly?'. everyone that encounters the real world characters are going to come away with their own take on them.

in this way, the comics are truely compiled mythos, passed down and always changing. and even the movies, good or bad, can now be appreciated as 'interpretations' of the real events and people.

Mrs Knowles, I loved the tazer part
by MattmanReturns
Apr 3rd, 2008
03:04:40 PM
You neglected to mention he got tazed in the FACE, and screamed like a girl, which was a huge crowd pleasing moment.
Trailer Tomorrow?
by DiveTwin
Apr 3rd, 2008
03:10:18 PM
I saw a report in The Daily Texan about the viral marketing for "The Dark Knight". The last paragraph said the trailer is expected to be released on Friday. http://media.www.dailytexanonl ine.com/media/storage/paper410 /news/2008/04/03/LifeArts/Inte rnet.Markets.Batman.Release-33 00623.shtml
Batman Begins vs Dark Knight
by Dominic-Vobiscum
Apr 3rd, 2008
03:21:45 PM
The only flaws I find with Batman Begins are the "Goyerisms" ("Does it come in black" and other goofiness) and that Nolan didn't shoot the action well at all. Since Goyer isn't involved in the script there will be no goofy one-liners and other assorted hackery, and since DK seems to be more of a thriller (Nolan's bread and butter) than an action film (albeit a thriller with explosions), it hopefully shouldn't suffer from the problems that BB suffered.
WHO IS IN THE BED IN THE THIRD PICTURE??
by AdrianVeidt
Apr 3rd, 2008
03:23:43 PM
Anyone tell?
Hey nooneimportant - The Fall of Brian Douglas
by William Landis
Apr 3rd, 2008
03:28:04 PM
Keeping away from plot points which may bait the lawyers (although how many people in the legal profession are going to be bothered about someone who posts on an entertainment website under the name of the fictional antagonist in the made-for-TV sequel to the 1979 version of When a Stranger Calls?!), one thing I like which I hear from my sources at AICN UK (!) is that Harvey Dent is two-faced but not in the traditional good/bad way. ***SPOILER WARNING*** There is the acceptable face of law enforcement (being a DA) and the unacceptable face (funding vigilantism). He is basically Batman in a shirt-and-tie but Brian Douglas gives the game away under interrogation in The Joker's warehouse. From a thematic point-of-view, I like that... it just feels really uncliched. Is that good enough? Oh alright then! During a party, Christian Bale will tell Aaron Eckhart to hide in a cupboard. Now that's gotta be worth the price of admission alone... ***END SPOILER WARNING***
Batman on a horse? You're just stupid, Underoos
by IAmJack'sUserID
Apr 3rd, 2008
03:29:25 PM
BATMAN WAS NEVER ON A HORSE IN BB, jackfuck. Also, he didn't order whole items of the batsuit, just PIECES of it! What do you expect, for him to MAKE the shit? I would respect your opinion except that your facts are COMPLETELY wrong and you cannot even justify your negativity. Ras Al Gay? Yeah, you should be a lawyer. And in the movie, Wayne is gone for 7 years. Guess what Einstein, 7 years does not equal 1 week, unlike your IQ which equals the IQ of a retard.
Mrs. Harry Knowles and MattmanReturns
by Bobman46
Apr 3rd, 2008
03:34:07 PM
I'll give you that.......although I was praying to be tazed by that point. Now if she had passed on the face gotten his nards.......
Underoos argument style
by MattmanReturns
Apr 3rd, 2008
03:37:26 PM
Boils down to, "Batman Begins sucks because it does. And it sucks because Batman Begins sucks."
How you can compare these
by Larry Sellers
Apr 3rd, 2008
03:40:32 PM
shots to BB at this point is beyond me. I thought BB was all at once well told, perfectly cast (who could expect less from Nolan?), and brought Batman back to the screen in a great style...but it was still a little underwhelming. The third act was a bit contrived with the microwave emitter and the train fight and even though the rest of the movie was faithful Bats still let someone die. Though it could be argued Ra's was too dangerous to live. For an origin movie it was pretty great, better than Spider-Man. It just lacked a compelling villain which The Dark Knight most certainly does have. If any of those spoiler bits that were included with the pics are correct (a couple are questionable), this is going to be one movie a lot of people will regret taking their kids to. Joker = very creepy.
zom-bot.com
by Dominic-Vobiscum
Apr 3rd, 2008
03:41:19 PM
I like that. It reminds me of the three issue story from one of the Batman comics where there's a rumor spread by a writer that he's actually a demon. Also the episode of Batman:TAS where the kids are all telling their version of what Batman is like (where they managed to diss Joel Schumacher) and we get to see the Dini interpretation of Classic Batman and Dark Knight Returns.
the guy in bed
by zom-bot.com
Apr 3rd, 2008
03:47:37 PM
appears to be lucius fox, in the other picture. but that's been the speculative rumor. however comparing the two it seems like they are different rooms. one has curtains and one doesn't.
two faced justice
by zom-bot.com
Apr 3rd, 2008
03:50:31 PM
it will be interesting for dent to be a villain that's not just another guy who 'snapped'- although the BTAS split personality disorder was neat- but to be a guy with a different take on vigilantism. and no doubt when he's disigured and sees that legal justice doesn't work, he's going to be someone who starts dishing out his own justice- taking lives, and probably letting his coin serve as jusge jury and executioner....that is if we get treated to a coin!
Did Batman see a speech therapist...
by poeticwarriorII
Apr 3rd, 2008
03:52:05 PM
before this one or are we still gonna have to listen to the lisping tough guy act?
Is that last one rotoscoped?
by Larry of Arabia
Apr 3rd, 2008
03:56:34 PM
Check out those chairs and the equipment. Either it's unfinished FX in a very odd place for them or someone has mildly rotoscoped that last image.
That 2nd pic-
by Cap'n Jack
Apr 3rd, 2008
03:56:43 PM
Is the Joker in disguise taking part in the 21 gun salute at the big funeral that we can see in the first trailer...I guarantee it.
Fans of Begins are fucking blind....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Apr 3rd, 2008
03:59:14 PM
......watch it again. That movie is really not that good. The structure and action scenes are okay. But the dialogue is fucking horrible!! And the cinematography is really weak. All in all its a mediocre movie. But nobody would have the balls to admit that.
Sithdan..Why havent't you posted...yet?
by qtipsq
Apr 3rd, 2008
04:08:02 PM
Sithdan, i was hoping you would comment on how this sin't staying true to comic book material, bt the truth is, this is the upgrade and all the haters will be turned into googling japanese school girls at the release of this movie.
batman begins
by zom-bot.com
Apr 3rd, 2008
04:12:50 PM
is not a great film. but what first chapters are? it was bold to give such a 'boring' start to a trilogy, but with that in mind, man, that last scene left you wanting more. begins was literally the foundation of a house. the dark knight is going to be the real height of the trilogy arc. have no clue where the first one will go....batman realizing he could easily become vengeful like two-face? bo-ring. seen it. so what would you guys like to see in pt 3?
Speak for yourselves...
by Greenleaf1
Apr 3rd, 2008
04:12:59 PM
...but Batman Begins is one of my top 10 favorite films of all time. I think it has one of the best casts of all time giving top notch performances. It's one of the only big epic blockbusters to actually have human drama and conflict. And The Dark Knight with what looks to be the performance of the century (no understatement it seems) from Heath Ledger, I'm more excited than ever. Can't wait to see what Gyllenhaal and Eckhart bring to their roles also. July 18th...only 3 1/2 months away.
"Watch it Again"
by MattmanReturns
Apr 3rd, 2008
04:15:49 PM
I'm sick of hearing people say this about popular movies that everyone liked. I've seen it five times at least. I love the movie. Everyone I know loves the movie. The critics loved the movie. One of the few places you'll hear anything remotely negative about it is on AICN talkbacks, and even then it's only about 5%, if that. So yeah, I will watch it again. And again. And again. I love it. A lot of people love it. It's already a classic.
a goyerless director's cut
by zom-bot.com
Apr 3rd, 2008
04:17:54 PM
yeah, a special edition with all the painful one liners edited out, and any cut scarecrow scenes added back in, and it would be a good film. and that's from a guy who respects it.
Part Three
by Dominic-Vobiscum
Apr 3rd, 2008
04:18:53 PM
I'd like to see Part Two causing a destabilization of the mob world, leading to a "Rise of the Super Freaks" in Part Three. Although without the "Super" seeing as it's the Nolanverse. So the arrival of Ventriloquist, Clock King, Maxie Zeus, Firefly and other criminals who'd fit into this Batman world but still have a bit of a twist to them. So that in Part Four who could have an "Arkham Asylum" type scenario with familiar faces rather than new villians.
Sithdan is studying for his doctorate...
by IAmJack'sUserID
Apr 3rd, 2008
04:34:45 PM
...in fagology. Underoos and that other idiot I can't remember are his study butties...I mean buddies.
the ending of Begins...
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Apr 3rd, 2008
04:39:01 PM
.....was absolutely amazing. That clever "There's a bomb on a train," Steven Seagal sort of scenario. Just great stuff. And what was that fantastic line, "It is my actions that define me...." eerrr whatever. Is this a fucking after school special? Thats real classic shit.
What i like about these photos ..
by wowsah156
Apr 3rd, 2008
04:41:10 PM
is that Nolan has nailed one of the main points of The Joker: he is a horrifying figure. Seeing that nurse uniform is like seeing death coming to you. You dont see it and live to tell about it. This is going to nail the character once and for all.
another classic line!!
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Apr 3rd, 2008
04:46:55 PM
"I seek the means to fight injustice!!!"
Hey WILLIAM LANDIS part 2
by nooneimportant
Apr 3rd, 2008
04:48:05 PM
well that wasn't exactly a megaton bomb you just dropped. Lets here some JUICE! What does Scarecrow do in the film? How does Bats capture the Joker? Does he die in the end? Does the Tumbler blow up? Lets hear the REAL gossip!
Dannyglover
by MattmanReturns
Apr 3rd, 2008
04:50:23 PM
Most action scenes are based on a standard formula. There's only so many action scenarios out there. The point isn't the action scene, the point is whether or not you're invested with the characters IN the action scene. Most of us were... you're the odd man out.
SPOILER ALERT!!!
by alienindisguise
Apr 3rd, 2008
04:55:10 PM
For everybody geeking on the Joker's makeup,just wait 'til Two Face shows up in the last 10 minutes of the flick. That make up job is killer!!!!
Danny... "I seek the means to fight injustice"
by MattmanReturns
Apr 3rd, 2008
05:02:14 PM
Sure, if you scream the line with a bunch of "!!!" then it will seem stupid. But in the movie it was perfectly delivered, and that's exactly what Bruce Wayne was doing. He climbed a mountain to get there, and when asked why he was there, he answered truthfully. There's nothing wrong with the line.
Matt
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Apr 3rd, 2008
05:09:34 PM
Really? You were invested in the characters? You actually cared how Ducard went out-- or gave a fuck about any of Liam's rambling throughout the film? I myself have never seen such flat one dimensional villians in my life. Scarecrow?! Come on! Worthless absolutely worthless-- I felt more invested in The Sandman in Spidey 3 for God's sake. Which is what surprises me about the excitement for DK. I agree Heath looks fucking awesome as do all the stills we have seen so far. But why is anyone convinved Nolan will handle these villians so well? Even if you love Begins you must admit the villians were fucking weak. The whole stupid zap the water of Gotham plot was absolute trash. Out of all the source material to go with-- this is how you end up? A fucking James Bond-- destroy the water supply plot?

Dont give me that bullshit you were invested in the characters. Thats just an excuse for fanboys to jerk off all over posters of Bale's abs.

Those lines were fucking stoopid with...
by poeticwarriorII
Apr 3rd, 2008
05:11:41 PM
or without "!!!!!!!!". The first movie was a second rate snooze fest replete with Ninja mazes (are you fucking kidding me???) and horrid dialog. That's not even mentioning the idiotic microwave bullshit some cock munch with an 8th grade education dreamed up. If you're easily impressed with shit like this I can understand how the rest of the shit coming out of SC is making money.
oh danny boy,
by zom-bot.com
Apr 3rd, 2008
05:19:19 PM
you almost sounded cohesive and of valid opinion with

"I agree Heath looks fucking awesome as do all the stills we have seen so far. But why is anyone convinved Nolan will handle these villians so well?...The whole stupid zap the water of Gotham plot was absolute trash. Out of all the source material to go with-- this is how you end up? A fucking James Bond-- destroy the water supply plot?"

but then totally screwed yourself with:

Thats just an excuse for fanboys to jerk off all over posters of Bale's abs.

i guess i just want to now why all the negative guys here that never like anything toss around the homoeroticisms as easily as they flick their boogers while online down in mom's office basement. it says alot about a person.

Dannyglovers dickblood
by billis3811
Apr 3rd, 2008
05:20:49 PM
Real nice trying SithDan the Board like that!
Odd Man Out You Say?
by Underoos Hero
Apr 3rd, 2008
05:20:59 PM
I have no problems being the odd man out on this shitty movie. I am pretty sure that my geek O' meter is working just fine though and I could name ten movies I absolutely love and all of you would agree. But I am not here to agree with anyone. SO...keep those creative retarded comments a'commin' because BATMAN BEGINS will always suck your mom's dick. *hits refresh button to watch stupid comments come in because they are still more entertaining than this movie will be.**
Oh man. . .
by heyscot
Apr 3rd, 2008
05:21:21 PM
This movie is going to be so awesome. I was super-excited about Ledger's performance before his death, and that nurse image only sends chills up my spine. AWESOME!
zom-bot.com= I know you're smart enough to get my point.......
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Apr 3rd, 2008
05:23:37 PM
So fuck off.
Danny
by MattmanReturns
Apr 3rd, 2008
05:24:53 PM
Yeah, I was invested in the characters. Ducard struck me as a man who let vengeance consume him... a symbol of what Batman COULD have become. I cared how his and Batman's storylines played out, and I was very satisfied with the conclusion. It's true that the villains weren't the strongest thing about the movie... however Begins was the first Batman movie that was about BATMAN, and I appreciated that. Batman is a fascinating character, and I didn't want a movie where the villains were more interesting than the hero. Now that Batman's motivations have been established, I'm ready for some more intriguing villains in Dark Knight. Thus far though, I think the villains of Begins were a perfect set up.
heath as the cop
by zom-bot.com
Apr 3rd, 2008
05:25:54 PM
why does he remind me of Michael Wincott that played the bad guy in crow, and the captain of the betty in alien resurrection? at least in that shot.
MattmanReturns
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Apr 3rd, 2008
05:27:23 PM
You're a fan of Will Ferrell movies I bet.
That's no shit...
by poeticwarriorII
Apr 3rd, 2008
05:28:56 PM
about these comments being more entertaining than BB. Hopefully TDK will set things back the way they should be, sans ninja mazes, giant microwaves, and lisping batman.
danny and underoos
by zom-bot.com
Apr 3rd, 2008
05:29:05 PM
you guys are cut from the same cloth. you show a glimmer of potential debate but then wreck it with a gay/fuck/mom/dick punchline.

you're better than that. i mean, why not go to a thread about something you like, if there is such a thing. is this what you spend your days doing? me, i'm just checkin this place for news and ideas in the five minutes repose after work before i actually go do something.

Mattman
by Underoos Hero
Apr 3rd, 2008
05:31:18 PM
" It's true that the villains weren't the strongest thing about the movie... however Begins was the first Batman movie that was about BATMAN, and I appreciated that." Huh? C'mon....That is a copped out justification for liking this film if I ever heard one. Not bashin' ya man but c'mon.
Will Ferrell movies?
by MattmanReturns
Apr 3rd, 2008
05:31:27 PM
Shit, I was expecting you to call me a homo again... but that's pretty low.
Will Ferrell movies?
by MattmanReturns
Apr 3rd, 2008
05:32:05 PM
Shit, I was expecting you to call me a homo again... but that's pretty low.
zom-bot.com
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Apr 3rd, 2008
05:32:31 PM
I'm not here to debate. I enjoy slamming movies I dislike. Especially over-hyped pictures-- which really rub me the wrong way. I have discussed films I am excited for. Indy, Hellboy, hell I'm even pumped for Caspian-- all of which will own DK.
Zom-Bot
by Underoos Hero
Apr 3rd, 2008
05:33:04 PM
If you read my posts I always NEVER make comments like that but this one time I "thought" that it would be funny and well....it just wasn't...You're right.
Sorry, you failed long before mentioning Sandman from S3...
by IAmJack'sUserID
Apr 3rd, 2008
05:33:37 PM
I don't care what kind of argument you are laughingly trying to make, but to say something that stupid automatically defeats anything you're trying to say.
Underoos
by MattmanReturns
Apr 3rd, 2008
05:34:02 PM
Nope, it's why I liked the film. Period. I wasn't saying the villains weren't strong characters, I was saying that Batman was a stronger character. Which, for once, was as it should be. The movie's called BATMAN Begins. Not Scarecrow Begins.
MattmanReturns
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Apr 3rd, 2008
05:37:46 PM
But Batman-- moreso than any other character is shaped by the villains that surround him. He needs strong villains on his level. Not Qui-Gon Jinn spouting all this Jedi sounding bullshit and the character from that shitty Wes Craven movie on a plane. Burton handled his villains incredibly well. Nolan-- is a hack. Memento was good-- but he will be looked back on as a one hit wonder in years to come.
underoos and danny
by zom-bot.com
Apr 3rd, 2008
05:39:31 PM
okay, you guys responded fairly there. here's your cool points back. (hands over cool points)

*you have recieved cool points.

it is very easy to get negative in this place. it's weird.

Sounds, again, like a good movie.
by TomBodet
Apr 3rd, 2008
05:39:38 PM
I'll be glad to see Heath's turn as the Joker, while not who I woulda cast-looks like they've made a really good choice. That's why I'm into selling Auto(Bot) Insurance and CSA types don't call my number.
Mattman
by Underoos Hero
Apr 3rd, 2008
05:39:54 PM
THat's cool. I hate it. You like it. No biggie. I am very passionate though about this running theme (point) here. The point being; We are so caught up in shit we can't smell it anymore. Batman Begins suckin and lots of people liking it is very sad in a lot of ways. ahhaha. So sad.
MattmanReturns
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Apr 3rd, 2008
05:40:48 PM
....and come on you gotta admit Gotham looks totally fucking lame in DK. Starbucks?! The Chase bank tower?! All that shit the production designer said about making Gotham more modern and sleek. WTF?!! What kinda Gotham City is this? Sounds more like Metropolis. That is Nolan's weakness IMO-- he lacks atmosphere.
remember this is a kiddie movie
by Rupee88
Apr 3rd, 2008
05:41:22 PM
you aren't going to have a hardcore Joker in a PG-13 movie...and the violence and everything else mature about it will be watered down....gotta sell those Happy Meals after all.
zom-bot.com
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Apr 3rd, 2008
05:43:22 PM
Fuck you. Stop reading my posts. You are dead to me. Go away. If you dont like negativity then get the fuck off AICN kid.
No Gotham doesn't look lame...
by IAmJack'sUserID
Apr 3rd, 2008
05:44:12 PM
If that's the case, I guess every city looks lame to you. Yeah, we need Burton's gothic cities filled with giant man statues (maybe that's what you're really missing from Burton movies!) and huge clouds of steam floating everywhere. That wouldn't distract us at all! Hey fucknuts, a cool goth city doesn't automatically create atmosphere!
Zom
by Underoos Hero
Apr 3rd, 2008
05:44:47 PM
Yes it's very easy to get (my favorite funny word) "sucked" into this talkback and be stupid. It's also very easy to walk off after a long talkback session and find yourself dragging your knuckles and grunting for your food. I've done it. Easy to do. Looks like Hollywood has bottled this energy and has sold it back to us though. Not cool.
"He needs strong villains on his level"
by MattmanReturns
Apr 3rd, 2008
05:45:33 PM
Totally agree. And that's what the Joker is all about. But again, the first movie was more about setting up Batman, just as Frank Miller's "Year One" was, which had NO strong villains, but is still widely considered a great piece of work (or are you going to tell me Year One sucks now?). As for Nolan being a hack who will be forgotten... you're reaching. He has yet to make a bad movie. Anyway, got anymore insults for me to help prove your point?
I wish you hating morons would list the movies...
by IAmJack'sUserID
Apr 3rd, 2008
05:45:40 PM
you do like. Or I can guess: Any Tim Burton and/or Michael Bay movie?
MattmanReturns
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Apr 3rd, 2008
05:47:22 PM
I suppose you win. I do like Year One very much.
you being sarcastic?
by zom-bot.com
Apr 3rd, 2008
05:48:09 PM
jeez i was extending some honest closure to a blogument there. herd to recognize here. guess it's easier to just say fuck it.
You're already a knuckle-dragger, Underoos...
by IAmJack'sUserID
Apr 3rd, 2008
05:48:30 PM
And I am sure "sucked" is your favorite word, because that's exactly how you earned your five bucks from last night, and some drunk sailor is to thank for giving you that much. Now go wallow in your own feces as usual, you piss-sucking, walking sperm depository.
BATMAN YEARONE = COOL
by Underoos Hero
Apr 3rd, 2008
05:49:49 PM
But we will never see something like that on the big screen. Could it be done? Hell yea it could be. But instead we get Nolan and Bale of hay. Don't get me wrong I liked the Machinist and had fun watching Reign of Fire but....
ZOM
by Underoos Hero
Apr 3rd, 2008
05:50:53 PM
I was NOT being sarcastic!! damn I cant speak for Danny Loner though.
I wonder if....
by The Dum Guy
Apr 3rd, 2008
05:54:25 PM
If this kicks so much ass, then how will the 3rd one top it?

I hope it doesn't end up being like Return of the Jedi, but then again, thats not too much to worry about.
I won? Holy shit...
by MattmanReturns
Apr 3rd, 2008
05:57:04 PM
I won an argument on AICN talkbacks... which may mean I just lost at life.
IAmAJackOffUserID
by Underoos Hero
Apr 3rd, 2008
05:57:06 PM
Thanks for giving me some ideas. Sounds like fun. My place at 7 then?
See I did it again..oops. Damnit
by Underoos Hero
Apr 3rd, 2008
05:57:36 PM
had fun watching Reign of Fire
by MattmanReturns
Apr 3rd, 2008
06:03:33 PM
Underoos: "had fun watching Reign of Fire"
by MattmanReturns
Apr 3rd, 2008
06:04:08 PM
Oh now I know where you're coming from. That movie bored me to tears.
"Looks like Hollywood has bottled this energy and has sold it ba
by Boo Cocky
Apr 3rd, 2008
06:04:31 PM
And you're excited to see the new Indy film? Senor Spielbergo is just as susceptible to the Hollywood machine as the next guy. One could argue even more so.
back.
by Boo Cocky
Apr 3rd, 2008
06:06:48 PM
not "ba". That term of endearment is reserved for my beer bottles.
Mattman
by Underoos Hero
Apr 3rd, 2008
06:09:24 PM
Not "fun" as in Disney Land theme park fun, but as in fairly surprised that it was not AS bad as I thought it was going to be so it made it more enjoyable fun. Even a not so good movie can be fun or good when it turns out to not be as bad as you thought it was. Get it?
Night of the fags
by tme2nsb
Apr 3rd, 2008
06:10:07 PM
Where did all of these faggots come from?
Nolan's TDK now mimic 2 scenes from 89 Bats
by ThePilgrim
Apr 3rd, 2008
06:10:14 PM
Heath's Joker pretending to be part of the firing squad that salute at cop funerals. He shoots twice in the air when the salute shots are fired- Then he turns around and shoots the Mayor.

Kinda reminds you of Jack's Joker and The Mime Guise Gimmick He pulled off- So he could get close enough to that rival boss too commit the Pen Quill murder.

"The Pen Is Truly Mightier Than The Sword"

Then you have the Batman on the bike coming right at the Joker in the alley with the Joker firing at him. and encouraging him to hit him.

Keep talking shit about 89 bats guys.. Your almost fooling yourselves...

Yeah I get it
by MattmanReturns
Apr 3rd, 2008
06:11:00 PM
I guess I was actually expecting something from Reign... I mean, how do you make dragons and tanks boring? I thought it would be ANYTHING but boring...
Cool
by Underoos Hero
Apr 3rd, 2008
06:14:18 PM
Let's face it...
by Seany-Wan
Apr 3rd, 2008
06:18:55 PM
These pictures are but a sampling of what Nolan is going to give us. The finished product will deliver. Nolan is a solid direcor and the cast is spot on. Cheers
One more opinion on BB
by Marvinatmiddleage
Apr 3rd, 2008
06:38:51 PM
Overall I like the flick, but yeah, there is alot of stuff in there that makes me go uhg! Really think about the train scene when Bats shoots his line up to it. Why the @#$(*&)! does he tell Rachael who he is? And how old is she? Twelve? And... And... And... Oh yeah and what about...
One more opinion on BB
by Marvinatmiddleage
Apr 3rd, 2008
06:38:51 PM
Overall I like the flick, but yeah, there is alot of stuff in there that makes me go uhg! Really think about the train scene when Bats shoots his line up to it. Why the @#$(*&)! does he tell Rachael who he is? And how old is she? Twelve? And... And... And... Oh yeah and what about...
Why Underoos Hero is a fucking idiot
by messi
Apr 3rd, 2008
06:56:28 PM
because he lacks intelligence.
Gone.
by the_scream
Apr 3rd, 2008
06:59:51 PM
Pretty awesome pics though. Batman Begins haters won't ever be happy.
Miss messi
by Underoos Hero
Apr 3rd, 2008
07:08:33 PM
I don't usually quote people but I will at this point in time. And I am not going to quote from the likely places. Nope. I am going to qoute Maynard James Keenan from the band Tool. The line comes from the song "Hooker with a penis" (refering to your mom no doubt, I digres) anywhoo.... It goes like this. " All you know about me is what I've sold you, Dumb fuck. I sold out long before you ever heard my name. Think about it Miss messi then go clean the pee from your bed. Thank you and good night.
Re: Third Pic - Photoshopped?
by thello77
Apr 3rd, 2008
07:14:26 PM
That third pic in the hospital room bugged me SO much, I DID take it into Photoshop to examine it more closely. Although I can't say for sure, I really get the sense that it's entirely graphics - no photography involved at all. No patient, no bed, no Heath, no nothing. I could easily be wrong, but it seems I'm not the only one seeing this.
More pirated pics.
by Rodo
Apr 3rd, 2008
07:16:26 PM
These show what looks like Two-Face, and if it IS Two-face...Kudos to the makeup department.http://tinyurl.com/ dnm7v
Seriously, there are Batman Begins haters?
by BLEST
Apr 3rd, 2008
07:18:56 PM
That's almost as funny as Vicki Vale, Alex Knox, black Harvery Dent, or fat 50 year-old "pervert uncle" Joker from the crap Batman '89.
I just pwned myself
by thello77
Apr 3rd, 2008
07:27:41 PM
I just noticed the post about the "nurse" pic being "posterized", which explains the odd look to it. I'm going to cry myself to sleep in my waterbed filled with my own salty tears. Good night! And - Oh yeah - "can't wait for the movie", "It's gonna be better than Begins", "I heard Don Rickles has a cameo" etc. etc. ad nauseum.
Dark Knight/Joker Pics
by Herb West
Apr 3rd, 2008
07:29:46 PM
The leaked Dark Knight/Joker Pics can still be found here http://tinyurl.com/yslcna
Yeah, I Don't Get It Either
by LaserPants
Apr 3rd, 2008
07:49:02 PM
Batman Begins was phenomenal. Not only in terms of it being the only good Batman movie (all the previous efforts being unmitigated disasters), but the fact that it was a really smart, well-written, and superbly crafted film. I think the haters hate because its what they like to do. Also, because they're dumb. Even if they love something, they "hate" it.
More Links to the Leaked Pics
by cikas47
Apr 3rd, 2008
07:52:19 PM
The leaked pictures are also available at www.demandsatisfaction.net
Underoos is still at it I see.
by IAmJack'sUserID
Apr 3rd, 2008
07:52:48 PM
Just like a limp cock he can't quite get to reach climax despite his repeated service to it, I see Underoos is still trying to convince us BB sucked. Its truly a shame your mother's back alley coat hanger abortion of you was only half way successful, but its like I always say, its never too late for a full abortion! Your mother should be sent encouragement, in addition to plenty of antibiotics.
Batman Begins was derivative of Frank Miller's
by heyscot
Apr 3rd, 2008
08:09:07 PM
Batman: Year One in some ways, but then, many of the movies have been derivative of Miller's stuff in Year One and The Dark Knight Returns. The scene with him calling the bats to swarm around the SWAT team was from Year One, but at the end of the day I have to give massive, massive credit to Nolan and the people who made Batman Begins as well as The Dark Knight. Begins was a great movie (with the exception of Katie Holmes, Jesus H.) and The Dark Knight is most likely going to be super-awesome. With The Dark Knight and Indy 4 coming out, it's a GREAT time to be a movie geek!
WHOEVER DOESNT LIKE BATMAN BEGINS...
by deliciouscowbell
Apr 3rd, 2008
08:32:01 PM
IS A COCK SUCKING DICK FACE
I DONT LIKE BATMAN BEGINS...
by gambit88
Apr 3rd, 2008
08:37:57 PM
I AM A COCK SUCKING DICK FACE
Oh fuck you all and your "viral" marketing
by I Dunno
Apr 3rd, 2008
08:49:38 PM
Advertise the movie or don't advertise the movie. But don't be such coy douchebags about it.
Whaaa
by BrightEyes
Apr 3rd, 2008
08:57:33 PM
I hate batman begins Whaaaa
I hate Batman Begins =
by IAmJack'sUserID
Apr 3rd, 2008
09:01:10 PM
= I love terrorism.
Hating Batman Begins is like hating your own mother
by Live.
Apr 3rd, 2008
09:08:10 PM
Such people hate life and goodness itself.
What What In My Butt...What What In My Butt.
by future help
Apr 3rd, 2008
09:08:54 PM
-SP
COMMAND????????
by Phategod2
Apr 3rd, 2008
10:06:34 PM
WHAT A BUCNCH PUSSIES
Gov'nur Stink Butt sez....
by IAmJack'sUserID
Apr 3rd, 2008
11:50:41 PM
...ONLY COMMIES AND LIBS HATE BATMAN!!! DOWN WITH TERRISM, FRANCE, AND PRO-LIFE ASHOLES!! ALSO DOWN WITH MICHAEL BAY AND FANS!!
Love Batman, or Die
by IAmJack'sUserID
Apr 3rd, 2008
11:52:20 PM
Love it or leave it, you pussy-assed bitches.
Be thankful for Tim Burton's BATMAN boyos...
by Chishu_Ryu
Apr 3rd, 2008
11:57:26 PM
His 1989 semi-masterpiece set the stage, showed everyone else how to do it (make a proper super-hero adaptation), brought us Danny Elfman, etc. His 1989 magnum opus was the harbinger of the other really good super-hero films that followed, including the X films, Spider-Man, Blade, Hulk, and others I forget to mention. Without Burton's genius to show the way (mainly how to get away with showing a guy running around in tights in a real world environment without making it a comedy a la Richard Donner's Superman), I'm not sure we'd have the really good super-hero films we have today... Tim Burton started it all...remember that before you hate...give thanks instead...
Another link...
by redgoat
Apr 3rd, 2008
11:57:31 PM
We'll see how long they last here... http://popculturezoo.com/
Chisu_Ryu those are good points, and let me clarify:
by BLEST
Apr 4th, 2008
12:09:30 AM
1.) While funny at times, Donner's Superman was totally believable and full of life. It wasn't "a comedy" but rather the first true superhero comic book movie of the modern age. And a dang good one at that.

2.) I don't hate Batman '89. I know that a few of my posts on the other TDK talkback pointed out it's flaws, but I still enjoyed it as a kid, and can appreciate it now for what it is: The best of the first 4 Batman films.

3.) Batman Begins is the best Batman film to date, period. Critics, fans, and the general public are on 85%(+) agreement on this. It has the best acting, plotting, pacing, character development, script, and cast of any Batm