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Watch Nic Cage BANGKOK DANGEROUS Trailer!!

Cool by Bruce Thomas Wayne	Apr 1st, 2008 11:21:53 AM
Ill watch anything Cage
turn to the right by Sailor Rip	Apr 1st, 2008 11:22:05 AM
don't forget your boquet ED!
When is Nic Cage gonna make a movie called... by Garbageman33	Apr 1st, 2008 11:28:50 AM
Nic Cage's hairline. I'd gladly stare at that thing for 90 minutes. It's hypnotizing.
4th!!!!!!!!!!!! by santi01	Apr 1st, 2008 11:29:29 AM
yeah thats right bicthes
Watch the Legend of Zelda fake trailer by theredtoad	Apr 1st, 2008 11:32:00 AM
its BRILLIANT!!
So will these be of the... by Lefty Lefterson	Apr 1st, 2008 11:32:13 AM
'one last job', 'I was set up', or 'I now have a conscience and I just screwed up a job and now people want me dead' genre of hitman movies...or maybe all three? There really aren't any other variations on hitman movies, are there?
Stupid IGN by methosb	Apr 1st, 2008 11:35:54 AM
I can never get those IGN trailers to work. Always just keeps asking me to log in even though I already am.
nic is looking pretty rough. by frankenfickle	Apr 1st, 2008 11:38:12 AM

Looks about as good as by TheMcflyFarm	Apr 1st, 2008 11:38:27 AM
The Wicker Man remake, Next, and Ghost Rider. Is Nicolas Cage broke or something?
I Enjoyed 'Next', Actually by kevinwillis.net	Apr 1st, 2008 11:41:43 AM
Apparently I was the only one.
Deaf, mute hitman by Bass Ackwards	Apr 1st, 2008 11:41:50 AM
If its like the original. But if I remember the oiginal correctly, it was pretty lame. Overblown, ADD direction, empty plot, blah blah... Hopefully these two guys have developed some skills since then.
that hair.... by Datascream	Apr 1st, 2008 11:42:07 AM
worst then National Treasure 2: Ed Harris Plays Another Asshole.
"Watch Nic Cage BANGKOK DANGEROUS Trailer" by Bobo_Vision	Apr 1st, 2008 11:44:33 AM
Don't tell me what to do. You're not the boss of me.
by Automaton Overlord	Apr 1st, 2008 11:45:04 AM
I find Nic Cage totaly unbelievable in roles where he is presented as cool, dangerous, or an expert of some kind. That dude needs to be typecast badly, he should only get loveable weirdo roles. Raising Arizona Rules!
"..you mean my whaang?.." by nolan bautista	Apr 1st, 2008 11:46:10 AM
great Nic Cage line from "Peggy Sue Got Married"
Nic Cage for by Trik_Ster	Apr 1st, 2008 11:47:05 AM
Chim Chim in Speed Racer And if he isn't available get Billy Bob Thornton
Always fun to watch Cage... by Brunomac	Apr 1st, 2008 11:50:36 AM
...just not in shitty movies where he is all smug and stuff. He's best as a lovable loser. Never topped Raising AZ.
And be glad he got the role of Ghost Rider by Brunomac	Apr 1st, 2008 11:52:05 AM
because this mother fucker was almost Superman. Can you imagine? A skinny, Elvisesque punk as Supes?
Grosse Pointe Blank by Gatsbys West Egg Omlet	Apr 1st, 2008 11:52:36 AM
will forever be the best hitman movie ever.
has anyone seen the legend of zelda trailer by Lloyd Bonafide the Korean War Veteran	Apr 1st, 2008 11:53:13 AM
at filmforce? terrible. F minus. Uwe Boll would cringe in disgust. seriously.
thats right. by Gatsbys West Egg Omlet	Apr 1st, 2008 11:55:16 AM
double evers.
The Boll does not cringe in disgust - by Brunomac	Apr 1st, 2008 11:55:31 AM
he rejoices in it.
Bangkok Hancock by CherryValance	Apr 1st, 2008 11:56:31 AM
Would it be the worst movie ever? Or the best title ever?
Neither Bankok or Hancock are funny by God's Brother	Apr 1st, 2008 12:01:14 PM

Notice the Release date on the Zelda Trailer? by Follow_Who	Apr 1st, 2008 12:02:50 PM
Obviously an April Fools joke
Brunomac... by Lloyd Bonafide the Korean War Veteran	Apr 1st, 2008 12:03:11 PM
Your'e probably right, There is no shame anymore. Damn Uwe Michael Boll.
Check it out here by Follow_Who	Apr 1st, 2008 12:04:33 PM
You can see the trailer here: http://tinyurl.com/2q9j9y
thats a pretty far extent for an april fools joke. by Lloyd Bonafide the Korean War Veteran	Apr 1st, 2008 12:05:07 PM
But hopefully.
I'm playing a game right now Uwe Boll won't rape... by Brunomac	Apr 1st, 2008 12:10:27 PM
...cause it's Knights of the Old Republic. Lucas wouldn't let Boll touch Star Wars. W-w-would he?
Of course Bang Cock Dangerous by Mysterious Yobo	Apr 1st, 2008 12:15:03 PM
Bang Head Dangerous, Bang Ass Dangerous (anal fissures) etc.
I have been to Bangkok many times. by xevoid	Apr 1st, 2008 12:16:11 PM
One of the best places on earth. They have elephants in traffic and street vendors who sell bugs for snacks. But no muppets. Or muppet poo.
Nic Cage.. most over hyped 'actor' working today by LargoJr	Apr 1st, 2008 12:20:48 PM
and thats being kind.. the man has two speeds.. 'Nasal' and 'Hand-Flailing'. At least he's not too proud to lend his slack-jawed empty gaze to any project.. no matter how lame.
Does Nic Cage have it in his contract by irrelevntelefant	Apr 1st, 2008 12:21:40 PM
for every 1 good movie he makes, he must make 4 crap movies? if it wasn't for Cuba Gooding Jr, Cage would have the worst post oscar win career...
Nic Cage as Superman by irrelevntelefant	Apr 1st, 2008 12:23:08 PM
Which color kryptonite gave Supes male pattern baldness and a lethargic personality?
Movie idea about Thailand by Atomic Swirl	Apr 1st, 2008 12:37:21 PM
I think a dark comedy in the vein of "Sideways" would be incredible if it were set in Thailand. Make it a realistic portrayal of the nightlife there that's not afraid of being politically incorrect or being "misogynistic" and it would blow peoples' minds. Seriously. Pattaya, Phuket, and Bangkok are cities that would be perfect for this.
He's gonna make it personal this time. by Diagnostic	Apr 1st, 2008 12:52:47 PM
Looks cool. His hair looks better too, but what did they color it black with? Shoe polish?!
After watching Wicker Man... by Kid Z	Apr 1st, 2008 12:52:49 PM
... a truly horrible experience for all the wrong reasons, I'll never be able to watch a Nic Cage movie again! (Except Ghost Rider because that was a hacky, cheesy comic that was perfectly turned into a hacky, cheesy motion picture) I still get a laugh, though, when my friends and I do impressions of the "Nic Cage-surprised by a ringing phone-double take"!
Bangkok Hand Job has a nice ring to it.. by skimn	Apr 1st, 2008 12:54:11 PM
Lets see, the kagillionth flick with a hitman as central character (lets not forget the one with Sir Ben Kingsley), opening late August......hhhmmmm....does Nicholas Cage even have and agent? Or does he fall out of bed in the morning, hit his head on the side table, and then decide his next movie??
Can somebody, somewhere... by lovecraftian	Apr 1st, 2008 01:03:06 PM
Anybody, anywhere tell Mr. Cage that haircut is ridiculous? He keeps doing it, and it just looks so damn lame. Is somebody on his staff TRYING to embarrass him or something? Is he working up to a remake of Warlock? If not, he needs to be notified, and right quick, that it is okay to get older and not be cool anymore. He doesn't have to be the guy from the Bay and Woo action flicks. We loved him when he was just a freak. In fact, we liked him more. This whole box office blockbuster madness that's consumed him is really not helping his image at all.
He needs Hairclub for Men- unless this is a comedy by Jugdish	Apr 1st, 2008 01:17:34 PM
ITs getting bad with the hair dude
could look worse, I suppose by kafka07	Apr 1st, 2008 01:31:03 PM

Hancock Dangerous? by Stupendous Man	Apr 1st, 2008 01:38:37 PM
yip if u go see it..your eyes will roll to the back of your head and you will go awww hell no...and then have a stroke!
Busted Tees Girl is such a Tease (best add ever) by Stereotypical Evil Archer	Apr 1st, 2008 01:48:11 PM

I take that back! Sexiest Tomboy Beanpole is best! by Stereotypical Evil Archer	Apr 1st, 2008 01:48:45 PM

Bangkok Muppet Poo by xevoid	Apr 1st, 2008 01:51:51 PM
Good movie
Needs more Tony Jaa by Itto Ogami loses Daigoro	Apr 1st, 2008 01:53:55 PM
and elephants!! And the last part of that trailer looked eerily like Van Damme's Double Impact.
Hairwig dangerous by stamper	Apr 1st, 2008 01:54:26 PM
Nick needs a better wig than this awful one. His movies becomes a joke what with the wigs.
His love interests keep getting younger... by lex romero	Apr 1st, 2008 01:59:07 PM
In "ghost rider" we had eva mendes, then jessica biel in "next". The girl in this trailer looked about 15! high fives Cage
I watched about 15 minutes of Hitman by skimn	Apr 1st, 2008 02:03:25 PM
before I gave up on it completely. It just looked like so much nonsense. Of course watching No Country For Old Men just before it didn't help.
overtones of shoter and hitman? by Captain Justice	Apr 1st, 2008 02:08:09 PM
Did Merrick just start watching movies last year?
NIC CAGE AS H. W. BUSH by BringingSexyBack	Apr 1st, 2008 02:11:40 PM
A thousand plugs of hair.
ONE NIGHT IN NIC CAGE by BringingSexyBack	Apr 1st, 2008 02:14:56 PM
Once you go Nic you'll always crave dick.
nic cage is goofy by Zoinks	Apr 1st, 2008 02:15:28 PM
he needs to do more comedy like the wickerman
Nic Cage is almost as overhyped as.... by Bobo_Vision	Apr 1st, 2008 02:40:54 PM
...Tom Hanks. I'm sick of Hanks and his nice guy American everyman persona. Plus, he supports Hillary Clinton, which means he's as idiotic and politically naive as that motherfucker, Forrest Gump.
what!? by Obscura	Apr 1st, 2008 02:43:39 PM
this bares no resemblance to the original, why didnt they just call it something else and let it be its own entity? surely thats better than having anyone who has seen the great original to be a bit pissed off. they're already gonna be annoyed that they have to look at nick cage for an extended amount of time.
Nick Fuckin Cage endless lolz by SpawnofAchilles	Apr 1st, 2008 02:48:03 PM
Nick Cage thinks Nick Cage is waaaaay more badass then he actually is(read negative badassness) I absolutely cannot take the guy seriously in anything, plus I heard that if you look at his hairline during an interview he walks out, interview terminated...can any of you AICN staffers confirm this please???
Watch Nic Cage BANGKOK DANGEROUS Trailer!! by Aquatarkusman	Apr 1st, 2008 02:49:01 PM
No, and fuck you for suggesting it.
Leave Nick Cage alone! by Sailor Rip	Apr 1st, 2008 02:50:08 PM
Raising Arizona, Wild at Heart, Leaving Las Vegas, some other stuff! What do you ever do that you can talk about?
Hey, BSB, how do you like DWTS this season? by anchorite	Apr 1st, 2008 02:50:59 PM
I thought Adam Carolla did really well last night. And they are way too impressed with Kristi Yamaguchi. Her tango wasn't up to snuff, and she still got all 9s. Lame. And that fat chick sucks ass. I bet they were thinking she would be the second coming of Chunk La Funk (the Cheetah Girl), but so far she just looks insane, like an SNL skit gone awry. Okay, that pretty much describes all SNL skits post 1992.
Sailor by Aquatarkusman	Apr 1st, 2008 02:51:37 PM
You forgot TRAPPED IN PARADISE, ya mook!
Cage is turning into the new Steven Segal.. by wowsah156	Apr 1st, 2008 02:52:16 PM
Cage seems to have that director proof zen look to him now.
stupendous man by SpawnofAchilles	Apr 1st, 2008 02:56:00 PM
while viewing Hancock Bangkok after you say awwwww hell naw and BEFORE the stroke all of your hair falls out, dont forget that part
Other kinds of hitman movies by ArcadianDS	Apr 1st, 2008 03:18:53 PM
Grosse Point Blank was a cool twist on the hitman movie. Really enjoyed it.
Nic Cage looks like Marilyn Manson without the by LaneMyersClassic	Apr 1st, 2008 03:34:39 PM
Geisha make-up and creepy eye.
sic of nic by novembre13	Apr 1st, 2008 03:41:37 PM
man, i am tired of nicolas cage. "next"? "ghost rider"? "wicker man"? "the weather man" was alright, he needs to stop doing action pictures and just act. "leaving las vegas" was great, mostly cuz of elizabeth shue... "face/off" was ridiculous, but it knew it. so yeah. and thank someone that he didn't end up as superman.
Are you kidding me?? by warghost	Apr 1st, 2008 04:20:07 PM
Hmm...a hitman falls in love with a victim, gets a conscience, decides to retire, turns on his employer due to the employer withholding something about a job, and kills said employer and multiple goons along the way. What a novel concept! This is the same shit we saw in Hitman, Transporter, etc. etc. When is Hollywood going to grow some balls and realize how cliche this theme has become?
Speaking of Tom Hanks by Saluki	Apr 1st, 2008 04:22:15 PM
It was nice of him to lend his Da Vinci Code wig to Nic Cage for this one. Such a nice man.
Cage bang cocked some Bangkok by Prossor	Apr 1st, 2008 04:22:19 PM
if you know what i mean
Pretty good trailer for Legend of Zelda by Ye Not Guilty	Apr 1st, 2008 05:04:27 PM
Surprised that film hasn't gotten any coverage at AICN.
It's Like HANCOCK, But Funnier? by bobinnova	Apr 1st, 2008 05:17:26 PM

Confucious say... by Blue_Demon	Apr 1st, 2008 05:28:02 PM
Man who run sideways through airport going to Bangkok.
Nic Cage is pretty consistent to his old stuff, actually by :-o	Apr 1st, 2008 05:30:30 PM
1. Totally fearless for better or for much much worse 2. A cascade of weird characters, accents and haircuts 3. Yet he still remains oddly culty, all the way through. He will be remembered as an enigmatic actor much like Peter Lorre or James Cagney methink.
warghost by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Apr 1st, 2008 05:31:16 PM
You are a giant red-headed pussy if you dont see how bad-ass the potential is here. Nic Cage is hung like a fucking mule and you area bastard communist fuck!! TRAITOR!!
fuck yeah! Cage fans unite! by Spandau Belly	Apr 1st, 2008 05:59:00 PM
This looks on about the same level as Next, which is okay. I want Cage to go back to horror, maybe do a movie where he gets possessed by various demons and has to do different demon personalities throughout the movie.
Confucious say... by Prossor	Apr 1st, 2008 06:04:39 PM
elevator full of people smell different to midget.
meanwhile, batman by zom-bot.com	Apr 1st, 2008 06:19:45 PM
has some other viral campaigns going on, giving away more nice freebies, and AICN sits on their hands. we'll hear about it on friday.
Is that Nic Cage movie AICN's April Fools joke? by Orionsangels	Apr 1st, 2008 06:51:52 PM

Orionsangels by BadMrWonka	Apr 1st, 2008 07:03:27 PM
I have some really exciting investment opportunities to talk to you about...
Dude from Da Vinci Code? by the_arashikage	Apr 1st, 2008 07:19:13 PM
Is it just me, or is he sporting the same ridiculous hair cut that Tom Hanks did?
Oh yeah, one more thing... by the_arashikage	Apr 1st, 2008 07:20:30 PM
Nic Cage sucks floppy donkey dick! He's had one decent movie in the past decade. Adaptation.
Nic Cage: the white Cuba Gooding Jr by DevilCat	Apr 1st, 2008 07:54:33 PM
Seriously. Winning the Oscar was the kiss of freakin' death for both these guys.
"One Night in Bangkok" video by Hotscot	Apr 1st, 2008 07:59:34 PM
Apologies if it's been pointed out before. The singer Murray Head, is the brother of Anthony Head of Buffy fame.
His film "Next" was a horrible piece of shit! by GQtaste	Apr 1st, 2008 08:02:57 PM
As bad as Wicker man and Ghost rider I believe Next takes the cake for worst of that triligy.
there is only 1 kok that is dangerous.. by ironic_name	Apr 1st, 2008 08:26:25 PM
OLEGS!
Jesus Christ - that hair! by The Grug	Apr 1st, 2008 08:31:57 PM
I actually quite like Nic Cage, but why is he wearing some poor, slaughtered mammal on his head?
Name the movie I'm thinking of... by Richard Thornberg	Apr 1st, 2008 08:52:56 PM
'IS' Dangerous. Bangkok 'IS' Dangerous. Say your goddamn pronouns....
Here is a great Nic Cage impression... by Mr. Nice Gaius	Apr 1st, 2008 08:58:32 PM
...via YouTube: http://tinyurl.com/yrurph
THIS IS MY MECCA...! by Osmosis Jones	Apr 1st, 2008 10:35:03 PM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Confucious say... by otm shank	Apr 2nd, 2008 12:35:35 AM
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Confucious also say...... by otm shank	Apr 2nd, 2008 12:36:25 AM
Man who have hole in pocket feel cockey all day.
ONE NIGHT IN BANGKOK... by The Amazing G	Apr 2nd, 2008 12:41:11 AM
AND THE WORLD'S YOUR OYSTER!!!!
THE BARS ARE TEMPLES, BUT... by The Amazing G	Apr 2nd, 2008 12:41:47 AM
THE PEARLS AIN'T FREE!!!
YOU'LL FIND A GOD IN EVERY GOLDEN CLOISTER by The Amazing G	Apr 2nd, 2008 12:42:28 AM
AND IF YOU'RE LUCKY THEN THE GOD'S A SHE
TEA GIRLS! WARM AND SWEET(sweet) by The Amazing G	Apr 2nd, 2008 12:45:56 AM
SOME ARE SET UP IN THE SOMERSET MAUGHAM SUITE!!!!!
what ? by slkboxrman	Apr 2nd, 2008 12:52:08 AM
shooter and hitman were great movies...this one im not sure about... especially since its a remake of a thai movie.....nic cage is a great actor btw
i'm sure ya do badmrfrosty, i mean wonka by Orionsangels	Apr 2nd, 2008 01:39:39 AM
i was thinkin about clayfighters hehe
Hey Nic, I'm watching your hair in this movie ! by stamper	Apr 2nd, 2008 01:55:03 AM
So are you gonna walk out, or are you gonna be a man ?
Zelda trailer gave me the shivers by Sheeld	Apr 2nd, 2008 03:13:46 AM
I still fully believe in the possibility of a great big budget Zelda movie, and that very short ground-level shot of Link battling the giant Spider is some indication of why that could be awesome, but this (obviously fake) trailer is so f'ing bad it gives Dungeons and Dragons a run for it's money, and makes me fear the future of the real project (if that ever happens). Especially with a property like Zelda, it's so easy to go wrong. But my god would it be awesome if someone could do it right. Mega hit for sure.
clayfighters by The Amazing G	Apr 2nd, 2008 03:36:14 AM
I remember that game, one of the few games my dad ever played with me
ZELDA trailer by MonkeyManReturns	Apr 2nd, 2008 05:47:48 AM
Was awful and yet brilliant at the same time. It could be a great movie but we all know it'll end up like Eragon or that Dark Rising turd. Movie execs have no idea on how to make movies from games, or fantasy books (LOTR excluded). Every one has been terrible. I live in dread for Tekken. Forget Speed Racer (which just looks awful) - I want Mario Kart - The Movie.
Nicolas Cage Hairline better than TWA by stamper	Apr 2nd, 2008 05:50:18 AM
"Hello, and welcome to Nicolas Cage Flight 438 to Bangcock. If you're going to Portland, you're in the wrong place. If you're bald, you're about to have a really long evening. Cause the pilot will walk out of the plane if you look at his hairline"
An interview with Nicolas Cage's hair by stamper	Apr 2nd, 2008 05:52:23 AM
"It's Good to Be Back": An Interview With Nicolas Cage's Hair FAMETRACKER: Thanks for joining us. NICOLAS CAGE'S HAIR: I'll tell you, it's so good to be back. FT: What's your relationship with Nic been like over the years? NC'SH: Nic's always had a reputation as a bit of a wild man, onscreen and off, and I like to think I've been a part of that. If you'll pardon the pun! "Part"! Ha! FT: Nice. NC'SH: For example, if you look back at Raising Arizona, I was all over the place in that movie. Same with Moonstruck. Sure, it was messy, but there was a certain wild energy, which made sense, because my style fit the characters he was playing. We worked really well together. FT: Did you ever talk to him about playing more straitlaced characters, giving you a chance to show other sides besides just bed-head? NC'SH: He wasn't interested. And I didn't complain. Those were heady days. I mean, I'll admit, I was as swept away as he was. FT: So when did you run into trouble? NC'SH: Well, even in those early days, I felt there was a problem with our relationships. His roles were meaty, but I felt that my material was getting kind of -- what's the word? Thin. That's it. Very thin. FT: And what happened? NC'SH: I withdrew. FT: This was around...? NC'SH: Right from the early years to, I'd say, Wild At Heart. I really got into the Elvis style that we played for that movie, and did my best to bring some of the King's flavor to that role. But I think our relationship at that point was already strained. There was definitely a pattern developing. I guess it's a macho thing -- you know, just guys being guys. Too much testosterone, maybe. Yes, it was definitely a male pattern. FT: Did you want to patch things up? NC'SH: To my mind, that was up to him. Whether he wanted to patch up our relationship, or let me withdraw further and further. Of course, this was around the time we did Leaving Las Vegas, so on the surface, everything seemed great. But I'll tell you, behind the scenes, I was leaving Nicolas Cage. FT: What turned it around? NC'SH: When he signed on for The Rock, and started thinking about taking his career in a different, more action-oriented direction, I think he realized that he had to do something about us. I mean, I didn't know what was going to happen. Maybe I leave for good, maybe he cuts me out of his life. Though to be honest, I was half-gone by that point anyway. And I'd learned to deal with that, even if he hadn't. FT: There were rumors that he started collaborating with someone else. NC'SH: Yeah, well, it made sense. I won't say it didn't hurt, when he decided to bring in outside collaborators, but at the same time, I needed help. I wasn't able to cover all the areas I used to cover for him. Everything seemed like a stretch. And I think that was glaringly obvious to the fans. But with The Rock, I have to say, it felt great again. All the holes in our relationship were totally plugged up. Totally plugged. FT: And how have things been recently? NC'SH: You know, we have our good days and our bad days. Bad hair days, I guess you could say! Ha! FT: Sure. Of course. NC'SH: But all in all, I'm so glad to be back. We realized we needed each other. I think we both looked at other actors in Hollywood, like Billy Bob Thornton and Jeremy Piven and Al Pacino, and realized we had better get our relationship sorted out. Before it got out of control. Both of us are better off with each other than we would be alone. FT: Is your relationship stronger than ever now? NC'SH: I'd say so. Look -- can I do all the things I once could do? Of course not. We all change over time. But I think it many ways I'm living a fuller life than I ever was. Much, much fuller. Almost absurdly full. And I think Nic feels the same way. FT: How do you respond to accusations that your relationship's just for show -- that to the average fan, it looks totally fake? NC'SH: No, that's totally untrue. I've worked hard to fight back and reclaim some of the ground I'd lost. I know that doesn't happen very often -- usually once you retreat, you never recover. Ha! "Re-cover"! But we have. FT: Nice, hair. NC'SH: And seriously, in Hollywood, anything's possible. Which is why I love this town. Not only can Nicolas Cage reinvent himself, but Nicolas Cage's hair can reinvent itself too. It's never too late for a comeback. You know what they say: "Hair today..."! Ha! FT: Sweet.
I just saw that trailer again... by MonkeyManReturns	Apr 2nd, 2008 05:57:25 AM
The dude playing Link...hahaha...love the casting!! Seriously bad! Forget the stuff I said before...make THIS movie with THIS cast - and make it spoof the shit out of fantasy!! deep growling voice "From the people who saw Meet The Spartans and picked up a copy of Date Movie, whilst in Blockbusters. And actually thought it was funny." Classic. I was this movie made!!
BEST SONG EVER!!! by FleshMachine	Apr 2nd, 2008 09:38:36 AM
but the fillm will likely suck.
Can we please... by waylayer	Apr 2nd, 2008 06:08:41 PM
just get ONE hitman movie that doesn't involve them 1) falling for and saving someone thereby redeeming themselves and/or 2) having their agency/client they're working for come after them? Can we ever get a bad ass-assassin who just does his job? One order of a live action Golgo 13 movie, por favor.
Wig! by FILMFUNK	Apr 2nd, 2008 07:41:50 PM
I thought Tom Hankys Hair in Da Vinci Cod was shit but Nic Cages dodgy barnet in that there trailer looks like he's auditioning for a starring role in Ken Dodd and the diddy men and I aint seen Nic Cage decent in anything decent in soooooooooo long time luv you not!
OH NO, NOT THE BEES...! by Osmosis Jones	Apr 2nd, 2008 10:55:18 PM
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, THEY'RE IN MY EYES....!
Looks like TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION!!! by Motoko Kusanagi	Apr 3rd, 2008 04:37:48 AM
Wow! This trailer rocked! I'm curious!
Police Squad ! by stamper	Apr 3rd, 2008 09:03:01 AM
Remember when Leslie Nielsen got attacked by that wig ? That was Nicolas Cage's wuahhh hahahahahahahahaha !

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