This totally needs somebody that can't show his face.

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/\ part 3 if the boy just grew up from part 1

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/\ the man and his boy.

What you all forget is the fact that Friday reinvented the slasher just a little bit more than Halloween did. Every film after it pretty much used the Friday vibe too death thus killing the magic that the first 4 films offered- You forget the true gems when there lots of knock off's piled on top of it. Yeah Friday was a Halloween knockoff but it was a knock off with brains....

2 is great 3 is too- It birthed the Jason we all know. 4 was fucking balls to the wall awesome!

Fuck You Downtalkers!!!! 5 ain't half bad- The Roy twist makes it the Halloween part 3 too most fans. But Halloween 3 rules!!!!!!!!! So again fuck you Downtalking pieces of shit! IF it;s so great to blend all four and make it a new film then all 4 were great as is!!! I mean doesn't that statement contradict the previous statement!

The originals fell on it's face in part 6-

Part 7's Jason looked cool, btu the story was god awful,

8 shows NY the way it sorta was before it was cleaned up- but again that film sucks ass.

Hell... Oh shit don't get me started!

Part X is fun but on the whole it sucks 3 movie so far and no camp crystal lake... thats whats wrong goddamn it! I still don't hold out much hope for the Nancy Drew angle! I just wanted the camp in summer time with camp councilors- with pretty naked chick tit's, some potty humor, some drug and booze abuse, and some virginal loser trying to get his prick wet.

All that and the misadventures in between with some goalie killing these character in cool creative ways... Thats all I wanted. But NNNNNNooooooooo!!!! Time to get serious with the series! Hahahaha OK! Good Luck with that!! Take away all that fun and beauty

Leatherface second,

Jason Third.

As far as a series "On The Whole" Goes.

Well Jason and his mom wins there.

I can watch the Firdays in order up to part 5. I can't say the same thing with TCM or HALLOWEEN.

I give up on Halloween after part 3 and TCM after part 2.

Guess we don't need to hear AICN's opinions on this film as it will be bias.

These guys wrote Freddy Vs Jason and it was a piece of shit!!!!! Sure it made money. I mean how couldn't it. No Self Respecting Horror Fan could avoid it- Shit Or Not.

Saddest of all is the fact that, that film was in the works since 1988. Right Issues kept locking it up and then when they finally settled it. This is what they gave us from those two Fucktards!!!

And now we are getting another Friday The 13th that doesn't homage what made the first 4 so great!!! We don't get the Camp Councilors

No beavy of Tit's and Ass (maybe a quick tit in the beginning, but the opener is a toss away to reintroduce who Jason is and Where we are in the Plot's Time Line)

No real character playing off one another with exceptional Potty Humor. We have a Lone Wolf walking the woods looking for clues, probably isn't even summertime.

No Loser and or Loser Types trying to get laid (Unless it's in the toss away opening 15 minute scene- It's like they are taking one giant huge shit on what made the first 4 so much fun)

Cause Campy isn't where they want to go with it. I say fuck that I want Meatballs Meet's Jason.

I was so hoping beyond hope that the camp would be chock full of these things, and the disabled kids rumor posted on IMDB.

Friday never explored that part 5 was about Mentally ill people living in a group home, near the camp site, not Psychical Handicapped Children. Jason could finally go after kids now- Goddamn it!!! Thats way more entertaining and scary then a bunch of teens and these kids have disabilities, so you don't harp on them for fucking up when trying to escape!!!

But no......... We are following a guy around as he looks for a bitch who was with the group of pot heads that never came back.

It's probably his sister or an X girlfriend. Fuck that!!!! I hope some one leaks this piece of shit Screenplay.

The whole thing sounds like ass.

The Guy hired to play him is the only correct choice they made so far.

I wouldn't be surprised if they hired Harry to play the role

(insuring nothing but praise from the AICN folks)

Tommy Jarvis this CW/WB fuck is not, and if you can't give us Tommy then give us a chick in the lead.

Also the Main Reason I don't have to read it too know that it will suck. :::HINT::: It's scribed by the Two Hacks who wrote Freddy Vs Jason. I'm a fan, a big fucking fan & I know that doesn't Mean shit, but as a Fan I feel Slighted. I want the property to receive a great relaunch. Hell I don't think that it needs to be a remake and I still don't think that it is One..

your gonna get a group of retards in the beginning roaming the woods looking for their pot, they get it. then they sit around a camp fire and tell the Jason Voorhees tale- Any of you all ever hear about the Voorhees Curse. 1957 a young boy attending summer camp here drowns. The counselors weren't paying attention... They were too busy screwing. His name was Jason. Jason Voorhees.

One year later two kids are found murdered near the campsite A few months after that the campsite is burnt to the ground. Arson is suspected. 1962, The camp is rebuilt, it's a few weeks from reopening. The Water Supply is bad. The camp is shut down indefinitely. 18 years pass 1980, Steve Christie buys the site. He decides too refurbish it and get it opened by summertime. He hires a group of friends to help him hands. Jason's Mother Pam shows up, and kills them all. The Lone survivor Alice chops off Pams head. (PAUSE) Time passes The Camp reopens. Councilors arrive for training. A Mysterious Copycat murderer attacks.

Lone survivor "Ginny" claims she killed the Murderer and that it was Jason. His Body and Makeshift Cabin she claims to have killed him in is never found.

5 years pass....

A group of teens rent out a cabin on Camp. The Killer strikes again! He took a Hockey mask from one of the victims a Prankster/Wannabe Actor Named Shelly.

This time the Lone survivor "Chris" -A Female once again, Kills the Murderer hitting him in the head with an Axe.

The Body is zipped up and taken to Pinehurst Memorial Hospital.

The coroner who signed the Body in- is found the next morning with his neck slit open, a nurse is found in the supply room with her guts hanging out of her stomach. The body of the Murderer is never found. Some think it was Jason, Most believe he's returned to these woods looking for the girl who killed his mother.

One of the listeners interrupts.. "But if he drown when he was a kid, then the killer couldn't be him. that doesn't Make any sense." The teller cut's back in.

"No one found the body of the boy.." ------------------------------ --------- All I'm saying is the fans on the whole know that the only thing missed is the correct setting. AKA the camp in summer with councilors. The retarded kids rumor was pure gold

It's a fucking shame that that angle isn't being played out. The film is supposed to be a fun scary flick. what we know so far sounds too serious for it's own good and too small as well. One guy looking for clues is not my idea of a great Friday flick Just you watch, someone else will use that handicapped kids routine in a horror flick soon. Kids in danger is much more scary then teens or adults. Articus if you heard me I said Derek was a great choice. So fuck off man!

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Oh yes. Michael Bay presents THE EXORCIST, reputedly to be directed by those juggfucklers who made ALIEN VS PREDATOR: REQUIEM.

This is getting serious. Who will stop the absolute torrent of shit pouring forth from the PD production offices like pea soup from a messed up Linda Blair?

WHEN WILL IT FUCKING END? AAAAAARGGHHHHH!

Michael Bay sucks cocks in Hell. At least, he will if there is a God. Which it looks like there isn't, if this movie gets made.

He also directed the STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON video. A pasty white guy directing an NWA video back in the day? I smell the smell of selling out, even as they were selling out of FEAR OF A BLACK PLANET...

Oh, and the F13 remake sounds like creamed ass with a side of ass and some ass on toast. Can I have ass with that?