Oh, and I always liked Alien 3.

I dig the flower vagina lips. At the very least this poster gave me wood!

Not my cuppa, but it's because the trailer looked like an absinthe soaked fever dream sprinkled with heroin withdrawal hallucinations.

Oh, and guys wearing military jackets with no shirts is kind of fruity, and a throwback to the 80s. So, this flick won't do great business in theaters. Ebert blowing his load over this isn't shocking. Where's the Augusta Sun Gazette's movie reporter's quote...I bet it reads like this: "What? Wha...Oh...I get it...it's like Neverending Story...Ok..Whew. No one's gonna go see this...and if I tell people to, they better have open minds or I'm out of a fucking job."

Pass. I'll pass until DVD. Just like Southland Tales and Cremaster IV. Interesting stuff, but what the fuck, man? Guys with a single named moniker are annoying.

And before you guys start beating me about the head and neck with your fucking semantics, this is my 'net handle, not my fucking name that appears on my checks, credit card, and fucking w-2's ya shitcracker. Love and kisses,

Micturatingbenjamin

Tepi d, mephitic 'Beyond the Valley of the Dolls'? That's what no-talent critic Ebert has over me? I've written a novel, am currently co-creating a unique IP with a guy who works with WETA, and, I was a DJ for five years.

No simple basement dwelling gramma's boy am I! Five years, ironically, was the same amount of time Old Ebert couldn't see his weiner for when he was a fat load. But I'm a guy who says that Ebert isn't the world's greatest judge of popular cinema. Without Siskel, he's a puffed up dude who's admittedly got a hot ass wife. I'm just saying that Ebert liking a thing, and Joe Sixpack guys like myself liking a thing like 'The Fall' are often DIFFERENT.

You don't have to take my opinion, but it's clear you paid attention to it, and for narcissistic douchebags like myself, that's all I ask. Thank you Sequitir!

I will also take Ebert's opinion over yours. Hell I'd hire him as a DJ over you in a heartbeat.

Co-creating a unique IP? Is that what you tell the Baristas at Starbucks? You and your fellow loser are trying to write a sitcom and have about as much chance of getting anyone to care (let alone allow you to pitch it) as Harry does of ever seeing his nutsack again without a mirror.

However Ebert has shown some legit geek cred in some of the movies he's given positive reviews to (and therefore elevated into the public eye). Plus, I like him.

That review would fit right in (and I shudder as I type this, because it pains me greatly to say it) on Michael Medved's website. And I know damn well that Mori is about as far from Medved as a critic can get. But there it is.

This post shows signs that maybe Mori has re-thought the broad moral posturing of the misguided earlier review. Lets hope so, because one bull-headed statement deserves another...and that's why we have Sequiter ladies and gentlemen...

Also if you cannot think of a good story besides (Its in someones mind) to use your crazy kick ass visual style. Why not team up with some other director who can? Image Spike Jones or Michel Gondry working with Price Tarsem? That are why don't you just go beg Charlie Kaufman for his next script. I hope this is good.