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Antonio Banderas Gives You 3 DAYS Before He Blasts You Ass With A Meteor!!

You'd think they'd get a copy editor by now by RobertBaron	Mar 28th, 2008 12:24:47 PM
first?
TRES DIAS by Cpt. Arnoldo	Mar 28th, 2008 12:25:11 PM
CARLIIIIITOS
I would by skimn	Mar 28th, 2008 12:25:25 PM
fuck anything not moving. Well almost anything.
Cool by MrInsidious	Mar 28th, 2008 12:26:07 PM
I like Antonio, looks like a more dramatic Deep Impact. Look forward to seeing it.
¡Aye Carumba! by McDee	Mar 28th, 2008 12:26:16 PM

3 days to live? should be a porno by irrelevntelefant	Mar 28th, 2008 12:28:09 PM

skimm by irrelevntelefant	Mar 28th, 2008 12:28:59 PM
I WOULD fuck everything not moving. much easier than run-fucking....
...end of the world... by mr ahole ramirez	Mar 28th, 2008 12:33:00 PM
...I really do hope if there is some type of end of the world situation, that we can get a week's notice instead of just realizin the world is bout to end in a sec...that would suck...wit that said, sex/rapin is top priority, then killin some aholes in a opposite of black-building...
Ayy Dios mio!! by nolan bautista	Mar 28th, 2008 12:37:43 PM
caramba!..Madre de dios!..El piedra,maybe he do not like the human being?
Where the Hell Was Bruce... by BoggyCreekBeast	Mar 28th, 2008 12:46:06 PM
Off making Die Hard 5: The Sell Out?!
Sean Connery gets screwed again !!! by picardsucks	Mar 28th, 2008 12:47:06 PM
When he made Meteor in 1979 he was only 48 but he looked like he was in his mid 60's. Why did he age so badly in the 70's - answer because he was scared shitless by the Meteor heading our way
antonio banderas is going to blast me ass. by frankenfickle	Mar 28th, 2008 12:51:52 PM
with a meteor.
It would be cooler if the title of this article wasn't... by beastie	Mar 28th, 2008 12:58:07 PM
... a play on words. If Antonio Banderas was really threatening to blast people with meteors in 3 days, my respect for him would double.
Sounds like that Anthony Edwards movie... by JBouganim1	Mar 28th, 2008 12:58:30 PM
Anyone know the name of it
Yeah, ...love that headline... by jimmy rabbitte	Mar 28th, 2008 01:02:34 PM
He'-a gonna blast-a you ass, with-a a great-a big-a meteor...
NNNOO!....IS TOO SEXY, NOOO PLEEEEZE!.... by FlickaPoo	Mar 28th, 2008 01:09:08 PM

One question... by jimmy rabbitte	Mar 28th, 2008 01:10:27 PM
Why am I not finding stuff like this on AICN: http://tinyurl.com/2kf42k Granted it doesn't go into a ton of detail; but it is kind of cool.
jbouganim by soup74	Mar 28th, 2008 01:16:52 PM
i think you thinking of miracle mile, which he answers a mistaken call about a nuclear strike thats happening by the end of the day, and he tries to get himself and his new girlfriend out of the city. i remember being fixated with it when i was little.
thank you antonio banderas. by frankenfickle	Mar 28th, 2008 01:18:45 PM
for giving me three days before you blast me ass, with a meteor.
I'd blast Antonie DanBearAss in the ass if i had three days to l by Mysterious Yobo	Mar 28th, 2008 01:25:57 PM

Also sounds like "Last Night" by Gwai Lo	Mar 28th, 2008 01:25:59 PM
And a bajillion other world is about to end movies.
TRES TERMINATODARES.... by closeencounter	Mar 28th, 2008 01:26:00 PM
JAJAJA....hehe. And for those who are spanish-ly challenged........THREE TERMINATORS....HAHAHA.........
don't even know who Antonie DanBearAss is... by Mysterious Yobo	Mar 28th, 2008 01:26:26 PM

wow this is so originalzzzzzzzzzzzz by BMacSmith	Mar 28th, 2008 01:32:16 PM

LAS MANZANA ES ROJO!!! by Evil Lincoln	Mar 28th, 2008 01:33:36 PM

The world would become one huge orgy. by Pixelsmack	Mar 28th, 2008 01:46:09 PM
No doubt in my mind.
Ass blastin' fun! by Magma Suit	Mar 28th, 2008 01:46:31 PM
Has anyone else noticed the homosexual over/undertones of this post?
id spend it trying to find somewhere to survive by aestheticity	Mar 28th, 2008 01:48:07 PM
owing to transport breakdown, itd have to be within mainland britain. probably scottish highlands. a vain hope maybe, but damned if ill stick around to get raped or murdered by latent psychopaths like most of society living under the veneer. maybe i could make it to svalbard by boat and talk my way into the seed bank.
Seems like by Bob Samonkey	Mar 28th, 2008 01:53:47 PM
It would just be nice to steal a 70 in tv and a then have really nice steak dinner... Or just take over a movie theater. Aint no one gonna be there. Giant gaming. Sounds like fun...
wait wait wait. by frankenfickle	Mar 28th, 2008 01:59:50 PM
antonio banderas has indicated he would wait for three (3) days before blasting me ass, with a meteor. so why the hell am i suddenly aware that antonio banderas JUST NOW blasted me ass with what i think was a meteor? huh? what is going on?
DEEP IMPACT WAS AWESOME. by Shermdawg	Mar 28th, 2008 02:00:13 PM

How do you say? ......ah yes... by Shermdawg	Mar 28th, 2008 02:03:20 PM
Armageddon.
No...seriously, DEEP IMPACT WAS AWESOME. by Shermdawg	Mar 28th, 2008 02:06:59 PM
How can ya hate a film with Robert Duvall as a astronaut and Morgan Freeman as the President?
Miracle Mile= Awesome by SkinJob69	Mar 28th, 2008 02:09:38 PM
Defnitely sucked me in with the tension. Liked the Tangerine Dream soundtrack, too. Got it on CD a while back.
If I Want My Ass Blasted... by BoggyCreekBeast	Mar 28th, 2008 02:19:57 PM
I'll just head off to Taco Hell, load up, and just wait a few hours!
I think we would all be looking for a hole by liljuniorbrown	Mar 28th, 2008 02:23:30 PM
Either a hole in a cave somewhere to survive or in the case of no survival any chicks hole I could get into,even in the face of certain death I couldn't be with a dude.
This movie looks terrific. by Roguewriter	Mar 28th, 2008 02:23:50 PM
This Talkback looks terrible. Big shock.
Vaya Con Dios! by Cap'n Jack	Mar 28th, 2008 02:25:20 PM

Banderas should get more work by Faust_8	Mar 28th, 2008 02:29:43 PM
and have something more in Hollywood than being that freaking Puss-in-boots or doing Nasenex commercials
Armageddon II: Armageddoner by otm shank	Mar 28th, 2008 02:33:05 PM
I shall finish the game Doc.....I shall finish the game.
It should be: "Before He Blasts You, Ass, With A Meteor" by xevoid	Mar 28th, 2008 02:33:15 PM
Bad Grammar.
This is all the news today? by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Mar 28th, 2008 02:42:07 PM
Some bullshit Spanish film no one on this website will ever see that Banderas slapped his name on for fun? In big capital letters now: WHO GIVES A FUCK!!
would you want to survive? by SpawnofAchilles	Mar 28th, 2008 02:42:38 PM
it would be a real bad scene afterwards for any survivors, if your worried about the pre-impact insanity just wait till the post-impact solitude mixed with random encounters with really desperate, crazed, starving fuckers (read The Road by Cormac McCarthy to see what I'm talking about) plus the sun would be blocked out by debris in the atmosphere and all kinds of other bad shit...
Just kick your neigbors out of their shelter... by Nice Marmot	Mar 28th, 2008 02:52:44 PM
...but in the end the meteor just burns down to the size of a Chihuahua's head.
Which Version Are You? by bobinnova	Mar 28th, 2008 03:01:11 PM
Think about this for a second... This would all go down like 9/11. You are sitting at work/school one day and there's breaking news on the 'net that an undiscovered meteor is on its way to Earth. No one knows where or exactly when it will hit, just that it has Earth dead in its sights. Most people would turn on their TVs or go to the local news sites, as we are such a news hog society of wanting to get all the information and the expert opinion. When 9/11 happened, did you think - wow, I should go to NYC cause there's all kind of people probably looking to have sex or OMG, we are under attack I should go protect my family or Find me the nearest church/synagoge/mosque/temple and let me pray When/If this meteor ever hits, not too many are going to be thinking about getting laid as much as in terror or in reverence.
Another Meteor/Asteroid Movie? by tvspace	Mar 28th, 2008 03:17:45 PM
Whatever. At least Tia Leoni or Bruce Willis aren't in this one.
Canadian film "Last Night" by Jubba	Mar 28th, 2008 03:32:21 PM
shows what people choose to do with their final day/night when out sun is about to supernova. Some want to riot, some want to be killed early, some don't know what to do and some just want peace. it's worth checking out. "Last Night" check it out.
Arma-gettin' Laid by irrelevntelefant	Mar 28th, 2008 03:35:36 PM

I translated it! by Orionsangels	Mar 28th, 2008 03:38:51 PM
It says you fucking gringo's need to learn how to speak spanish.
I ain't watching a meteor/asteroid movie WITHOUT Willis by slone13	Mar 28th, 2008 03:44:07 PM
It's that simple
Jubba, Last Night by aversiontherapy2	Mar 28th, 2008 03:46:07 PM
Yeah, I'll second that, definitely worth checking out. This project sounds interesting too.
Last Night by Ommadawn1959	Mar 28th, 2008 03:48:24 PM
another good film about the last day of life on earth. Takes place in Canada. Stars Sandra Oh.
bobbinova by lex romero	Mar 28th, 2008 03:49:08 PM
there's a hell of a lot of difference between a giant meteor that would kill off the world's population, and a couple of planes hitting buildings in one city in america. It's a pretty poor analogy, we're talking about a world ending catastrophe, not a localised terrorist attack. I live in the UK and after hearing on the news about 9/11 didn't start running about thinking "zomg better protect my family/go pray, because the world is nearly over"
Just relax and accept it...it won't hurt as much as... by FlickaPoo	Mar 28th, 2008 03:54:39 PM
...you think. Wait, are we still talking about the end of the world?...
Banderas isn't doing a motherfucking THING to MY ass. by Harry Weinstein	Mar 28th, 2008 04:02:15 PM
n/t
harry stamper rocked that asteroid. by frankenfickle	Mar 28th, 2008 04:05:26 PM
he had to break his promise to gracie, saved matt damon's dumb buddy.
re: bobbinova by mr ahole ramirez	Mar 28th, 2008 04:11:24 PM
...actually I was thinkin bout findin some sex...I was in MD at the time, and thought at anytime that a plane could be blasted out the sky and fall onto my school...but still, my horniess prevailed over thoughts of rationality..
Mr. Banderas clearly has a good hold of the English language by thebearovingian	Mar 28th, 2008 04:38:06 PM
Although the headline would suggest otherwise. It's not like you watch an Antonio Banderas film and have to constantly translate what the hell he's sayin'. Oh wait...
Heartbreaking by yesiamaplant	Mar 28th, 2008 05:17:42 PM
My friend Kevin Matovina has been filming his first flick this year "Like There's No Tomorrow", and it has the exact same plot. So either a) it doesn't get picked up at all, b) it gets picked up and is lambasted as a cash-in on whatever indie cred this develops, or c) is actually marketed as a cash-in on whatever indie cred this develops.
Se ve interesante by Human Worm Baby	Mar 28th, 2008 05:25:23 PM
Una pelicula en español que se ve interesante, como "El Orfanato" o "El Laberinto del Fauno". Translate that bitches.
GWAI LO beat me to it by ironic_name	Mar 28th, 2008 05:50:49 PM
Last night
BALLISTIC: ECKS VD SEVER VS TERMINATOR by Gungan Slayer	Mar 28th, 2008 06:02:11 PM
Ah shit. Wrong thread
FUCK THE TERMINATOR THREAD.....ITS ALL ABOUT FUCKIN' BANDERAS!!! by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Mar 28th, 2008 06:05:22 PM
I dont care if he is a sweaty Mexican. I love that mother-fucker!!
Antonio how you say... Banderas! by Napoleon Park	Mar 28th, 2008 06:10:38 PM
That's why Clarence Clemons isn't a band-leader. Too Saxy!!!
Human Worm.... by closeencounter	Mar 28th, 2008 07:38:00 PM
Translated: A Spanish film that looks interesting, similar to "The Orphanage" or "Pan's Labyrinth". Who's the bitch now......
If it has Salma Hayek naked..... by closeencounter	Mar 28th, 2008 07:39:26 PM
Giving her body away because it's the end of the world, I'm there.......
No matter how bad this movie could be, it still will... by Yamato	Mar 28th, 2008 09:18:47 PM
be 900000000000000000000000000000 0 times better then Armageddon.
interesting premise by Rupee88	Mar 28th, 2008 10:03:09 PM
that would suck if there were just 3 days left...I dunno what I would do...maybe just go up to the mountains and chill
Salma Hayek naked.... by Rupee88	Mar 28th, 2008 10:04:20 PM
maybe 15 years ago but not today...she's probably hit the wall and she's always had a big ass (for better or worse) anyway.
but thankfully by The Amazing G	Mar 28th, 2008 10:08:06 PM
Bruce is blasted up in a space shuttle to blow up said meteor
The cloud of dust kicked up by the meteor... by Osmosis Jones	Mar 28th, 2008 10:16:12 PM
...would wreak havok with my NASAL ALLERGY SYMPTOMS!
RUN FOR THE BORDER!!! by BringingSexyBack	Mar 28th, 2008 10:47:04 PM
Translation: "The gringos aren't looking! Go go go!!"
ANTONIO BANDERAS AS H. W. BUSH by BringingSexyBack	Mar 28th, 2008 10:47:59 PM
Read my leeps.
Blast YOU, ass! by ebonic_plague	Mar 28th, 2008 11:13:28 PM
That's all I got. Why is Antonio ass blasting anyway?
AAAAYYYY!!! NO ES BUENO!!! by MrMysteryGuest	Mar 29th, 2008 12:01:22 AM

I don't want no meteors blasting up me ass, mon! by MrMysteryGuest	Mar 29th, 2008 12:04:04 AM

Antonio Banderas gives you three days to take a grammar writing by MrMysteryGuest	Mar 29th, 2008 12:06:24 AM

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Terminator by performingmonkey	Mar 29th, 2008 12:06:31 AM
Stephen King's The Terminockers.
course! by MrMysteryGuest	Mar 29th, 2008 12:07:22 AM

Taco Bell will blast my ass anyway, & won't take 3 days to do it by MrMysteryGuest	Mar 29th, 2008 12:10:01 AM

I didn't know Banderas took up meteoric colon cleansing! by MrMysteryGuest	Mar 29th, 2008 12:11:59 AM

CONYO! LA TIERRA ES FOCKED!!!! by MrMysteryGuest	Mar 29th, 2008 12:17:04 AM

Ay Dios Mio! Bolas Del Fuego! by nolan bautista	Mar 29th, 2008 12:24:05 AM
the great Jerry Lee Lewis' en Espanol
So, does this mean Morgan Freeman's the President again? by MrMysteryGuest	Mar 29th, 2008 12:38:34 AM
He doesn't have a good record on Earth-saving, ya know?
Antonio Banderas: "FACK YOU, ASS-STEROID!" by MrMysteryGuest	Mar 29th, 2008 12:43:25 AM

All you asses are belong to meteor by drompter	Mar 29th, 2008 01:24:47 AM

saw a movie like this by ThePilgrim	Mar 29th, 2008 01:46:53 AM
2 people near the end have a gun plan mutual suicide. but kiss at the very end instead. Another character admits to anothe rmale freind that he wants to have gay sex before he dies. I have seen this movie before...
Sounds a lot like "Last Night" by DarthBakpao	Mar 29th, 2008 02:11:37 AM
good movie, especially with one of the character who spends his last days experimenting with sex
Is 3 Days the Kill Bill of CGI animated films? by Napoleon Park	Mar 29th, 2008 04:11:06 AM
No.
15 years late or not I'd do her by BenBraddock	Mar 29th, 2008 04:35:43 AM
Why be picky, you are about to die.
I'd try and finish reading "The Brothers Karamazov" by BenBraddock	Mar 29th, 2008 04:37:42 AM
Only 744 pages left, it'll be close
MEET YER MAKER ASTEROID!!!!! by TomBodet	Mar 29th, 2008 06:22:40 AM
Hey I was just trying to have some FUN before I DIE--!
hillary duff has crabs! well close. by ironic_name	Mar 29th, 2008 07:58:47 AM
http://tinyurl.com/2exkrx
Looks more than alright by Aethyrr	Mar 29th, 2008 10:17:50 AM
..and NO Banderas on screen--what more you can ask..?
I'd go on a 3-day bender, for sure by YackBacker	Mar 29th, 2008 11:07:12 AM
I'd eat McDonald's, sushi, cake, bagels, lobsters, and anything else that is on a plate. I'd also probably do a shitload of coke and go Spitzer style through the NYC call girls catalog. And I'd wash it ALL down with Johnny Walker Blue Label.
I'D BE RIGHT HERE ON AICN by BringingSexyBack	Mar 29th, 2008 12:22:47 PM
embroiled in the greatest flame war of all time. And making up Terminator titles. Love you guys.
Antonio Banderas is Spanish so stop the mexican jokes by messi	Mar 29th, 2008 12:58:42 PM
seriously.
me. by messi	Mar 29th, 2008 01:00:29 PM
I hate drugs but I think I would do a shitload of coke Scarface style. I would also go on a punisher spree, because it would be poetic. Watch Star Wars. Kidnap Geoff Johns to tell me the rest of the Blackest Night. Then a power ring falls in my hand. Wouldn't I feel stupid.
I would just watch all the worst movies ever made by DirkD13"	Mar 29th, 2008 02:22:50 PM
So that when the asteroid hit, I'd be more than ready and willing to go.
Banderas is from Malaga by DirkD13"	Mar 29th, 2008 02:24:28 PM
I made the mistake of thinking he was Mexican, not really the done thing when you live near Marbella.
...Banderas needs to play... by mr ahole ramirez	Mar 29th, 2008 02:29:42 PM
...that Mexican priest from King of the Hill...that be cool..."vaya con dios"...
banderas needs to play a coke druglord by Prossor	Mar 29th, 2008 05:04:27 PM
it's mandatory for any hispanic actor eventually.
Last Night by the podosphere	Mar 30th, 2008 12:28:52 AM
My first thought too. Lots of us love the Sandra Oh.
Deep Impact was better than I thought at the time. by FluffyUnbound	Mar 30th, 2008 10:05:55 AM
I saw it on Encore the other day and it wasn't as bad as I had thought at the time. It's a better movie if you have kids. The "Tasha Yar gives the baby to Frodo to take with him on the motorbike" scene is much more effective post-kids. As is the "blind astronaut pretending he can see his son on the videolink" scene. As is just about everything Duvall does throughout the entire film. As is the entire Tea / Schell subplot. As is the part where Tea gives her seat on the helicopter to ER Lady after seeing her waiting to die in the day care center. Basically all of the stuff I rolled my eyes at in the theatre actually works now. And the CGI sucked, but now that it's 10 years later and CGI disaster shots are still kind of lame, I just say, "Eh, the CGI tidal wave is crappy as usual" instead of getting angry and disappointed.
I won't watch any meteor movie that.... by closeencounter	Mar 30th, 2008 09:47:29 PM
has the word "Armaggedon" in it. P.O.S.
"Stick a broom in my ass... by gridbug	Mar 31st, 2008 01:54:57 AM
...so I can sweep the floor on the way out." Many of you will not get this. But to those of you who do, I salute you. :)
id go a stabbin by angrykirby.tk	Mar 31st, 2008 05:08:41 AM
i dont know why but certain death erases that "dont butcher people with steak knife" line in my head. whhossplichh

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