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You Don't Mess With The Lohan!! Lindsay Becomes One Of The MANSON GIRLS!!

first? by MrMonkey	Mar 28th, 2008 09:09:22 AM

first! by MrMonkey	Mar 28th, 2008 09:09:53 AM
oh i was 1st i'm surprised!
Third! by kevinwillis.net	Mar 28th, 2008 09:10:18 AM
You take what you can get.
Will We Get to see the Lohan by kevinwillis.net	Mar 28th, 2008 09:11:03 AM
Stab someone with a fork?
I don't think by alphajerk	Mar 28th, 2008 09:12:07 AM
I will be seeing this.
don't lohan yourself dude! by Mutant Leader	Mar 28th, 2008 09:13:01 AM
Lohan-ing (v): to self-sabotage or bring oneself down
ZOMG! by BGDAWES	Mar 28th, 2008 09:21:06 AM
First she poses nude, then takes a starring role as one of the manson family murderers in a feature film. You gotta love it. How will she top this?
Jeremy Davies for Charles Manson!!! by thelivingdoll	Mar 28th, 2008 09:23:28 AM
Seriously, watch Davies in Rescue Dawn and see what I mean. Charles f'ing Manson.
Don't Mess With The Lohan! by SkinJob69	Mar 28th, 2008 09:35:53 AM
Actually, mess all you want; just liked the sound of that.
Could this be perfect casting? by kafka07	Mar 28th, 2008 09:36:20 AM
Yes it very well could be. As for Jeremy Davies, every time I see the guy act I feel like he's channeling Manson.
Davies already played Manson by MartinBlank	Mar 28th, 2008 09:39:59 AM
in the 2004 remake of "Helter Skelter."
Great. by Knuckleduster	Mar 28th, 2008 09:40:54 AM
She's probably gonna try to put a sympathetic spin on her character and draw comparisons to her own life as a victim. Should be a laugh riot.
disembowelier? by chrth	Mar 28th, 2008 09:41:06 AM
Nothing is more disembowelier than the Golden Girls!
What a terrible idea. by rbatty024	Mar 28th, 2008 09:45:14 AM
This sounds like it's going to be a "real life" version of Natural Born Killers. Who wants to bet they portray the Manson family as a bunch of sex symbols. Unfortunately in real life they were all a bunch of unwashed, hairy legged, hippies.
I'm sick of this bitch by TheLastCleric	Mar 28th, 2008 09:47:40 AM
A talented actor like Ledger dies and gets maybe 15 minutes of attention while stupid cunts like Lohan and Spears flood the airwaves with their tedium. Even before the drugs and addictions Lohan was a mediocre actress starring in mediocre films. Anybody who would cast this talentless twat in a Manson film is obviously not looking to do something intelligent with the material and rather wants to get a certain demographic into the cineplex so consider me uninterested.
Also, rbatty, none of them had boob jobs... by tonagan	Mar 28th, 2008 09:48:16 AM
It was all natural (I'm speculating, but I think I'm right)
NO THANKS by BringingSexyBack	Mar 28th, 2008 09:49:24 AM
She's so ugly why would I want to pay to see her ugly assface playing an Aryan ho?
can't wait by Spandau Belly	Mar 28th, 2008 09:49:24 AM
just load this cast up with Mischa Barton, Ashlee Simpson, and Hillary Duff and we're set!
CHARLES MANSON AS GEORGE W. BUSH by BringingSexyBack	Mar 28th, 2008 09:52:02 AM
His victims were a drop in a barrel compared to Dubya's.
I believe you're all missing the point... by Stalin vs Predator	Mar 28th, 2008 09:53:35 AM
I'll estimate that some 70% of Manson's girls were cackling, perpetually drugged cretins, out of touch with anything, least of all reality. Therefore, Lohan will not "play" anyone - she'll just be herself. I'd be willing to bet that this is what the director / casting director had in mind when they chose her.
I can't wait for the strip tease scene done to These Boots... by rbatty024	Mar 28th, 2008 09:55:07 AM
Are Made for Walking. It's inevitable. I know that if I ever catch this movie on cable I'm going to be wondering the entire time how Manson managed to keep a bevy of makeup and wardrobe experts out at his desert compound. This entire premise screams exploitation, and not in a good way. By the way, wasn't it Squeaky that tried to assassinate Ford? It's been a long time since I've read Helter Skelter.
What... no Maxim pinup? by PotSmokinAlien	Mar 28th, 2008 09:56:59 AM
You're losing your touch, Merrick.
hey Merrick... by Gatsbys West Egg Omlet	Mar 28th, 2008 10:04:43 AM
nice buffyspeak with "disembowelier."
by the way	Mar 28th, 2008 10:10:57 AM
wasn't she just in the Mark David Chapman movie?.....and why is there an advertisement for the "Manson Supreme Anchor" to the right of this blog? so ..weird ... Must.. watch.. Dark Night trailer...again.
Oh, and I bet during the Manson trial Lohan's character... by rbatty024	Mar 28th, 2008 10:15:36 AM
becomes a major target for newspaper photographers. And the audience is supposed to go, "hey, it's just like real life!" Of course, Lohan then seduces and kills some reporter, not because it actually happened but because fifteen minutes went by without violence and the filmmakers were afraid the audience would get bored. Hell, this film just writes itself!
OLSON TWINS TO PLAY THE OTHER HOES by BringingSexyBack	Mar 28th, 2008 10:17:10 AM
This movie won't have to spend a dime on marketing. The tabloids will give it a mountain of free press.
The Riders Of Lohan by Reel American Hero	Mar 28th, 2008 10:29:18 AM

Stalin vs Predator by TheLastCleric	Mar 28th, 2008 10:33:04 AM
So instead of using a real actor they opt to use a real junkie moron? That isn't acting at all, is it?
I SMELL by Series7	Mar 28th, 2008 10:36:18 AM
FLOP!
But does she get naked? by GodMars	Mar 28th, 2008 10:37:30 AM
We need to know.
We better see nipples and/or cootch by exie	Mar 28th, 2008 10:59:08 AM
...or they don't have a prayer of getting a dollar out of me. In fact, Lohan needs to be nude 60% of the movie just for this thing to have a chance to break even.
Mason gets his ass kicked weekly by Sithdan	Mar 28th, 2008 11:16:03 AM
I heard that Charles Manson has to be segregated to his own cell because he regularily gets beaten up by fellow inmates. He projects this intimidating persona, when, in fact, he's really just a pussy.
Sithdan, I remember reading years ago... by rbatty024	Mar 28th, 2008 11:22:23 AM
about an inmate that lit Manson on fire. I would imagine it would be quite the story to tell about how you beat up the boogey man. I bet Manson wishes California hadn't changed his sentence from death to life imprisonment.
Has it been long enough? by greenstyle92	Mar 28th, 2008 11:23:46 AM
Can we make jokes about this tragic event yet? I can't remember what the South Park standards minimum was. 21.5 years?
PotSmokinAlien by Merrick	Mar 28th, 2008 11:24:23 AM
Click Lohan's name at the beginning of the article.
"under Manson's spell..." by Gunslinger1919	Mar 28th, 2008 11:34:59 AM

"...under Manson's spell..." by Gunslinger1919	Mar 28th, 2008 11:35:51 AM
Yeah...read as loved dicks with swastika's tattooed on them....
Hulk no like puny girl by welsh12uk	Mar 28th, 2008 11:39:09 AM
Hulk want to see real woman in movies like Bea Arthur!!! Hulk Smash!
Leave Lindsay A-Lohan! by thebearovingian	Mar 28th, 2008 12:01:09 PM
As in, leave Lindsay a-lone. Haven't you seen those tees?
great casting by wash	Mar 28th, 2008 12:02:48 PM
Seriously. Also, 2004 Helter Skelter sucked ass. Whoever decided it was a good idea to play trip-hop music while The Family was out creepy crawling is a retard.
The further demise of Lindsay Lohan's career... by -guyinthebackrow	Mar 28th, 2008 12:05:21 PM
Watch and laugh.
How about "Really Mean Girls"? by Gozu	Mar 28th, 2008 12:16:40 PM
Just a thought.
"...but disembowelier:" by scumbag	Mar 28th, 2008 12:51:18 PM
Methinks thou doth pro-Joss too much.
Lindsay Lohan is Blanche from the Golden Girls? by finky089	Mar 28th, 2008 01:02:29 PM
say what, Merrick?
"Don't Mess with Lohan!" by Meglos	Mar 28th, 2008 01:08:22 PM
Merely touching her guarantees you a herpes infection.
What next? After Bobby and this by skimn	Mar 28th, 2008 01:08:55 PM
does she don blackface and play Coretta Scott King in Dark Day In April:The MLK Story.
BUT WILL WE SEE HER CARVE A SWASTIKA BETWEEN HER EYES? by Jackie Boy	Mar 28th, 2008 01:09:11 PM
It's what Us Weekly's dying to know.
Complete with George Burns voice? by Knobules	Mar 28th, 2008 01:12:08 PM
That would be funny. Old man who sorta looks like burned out party girl chic. The Fem boy manhags on the E channel will love it.
cokan by El Borak	Mar 28th, 2008 01:21:18 PM
you mean the girl that recently posed nude ala marilyn monroe? the girl with the deflated cow utters with nasty freckles and pale tiny-ass nips on the end of 'em? i'd rather suck on marilyn's disgusting sixth toe than even see lohan from afar.
I wish she'd just go away. by ZeroCorpse	Mar 28th, 2008 01:24:01 PM
Really, I'm sick of celebrity trainwrecks. She's not that decent of an actress, and the quality of her work slipped since she became a drunkie junkie whore-slut from hell. She should just retire and go the fuck away. There are plenty of less drugged-out, less drunk, less stupid young women who want to get into the business, and she should cede the territory to those who give a shit about their careers.
Lindsey Lohan isn't Hot by Luscious.868	Mar 28th, 2008 02:12:14 PM
Sorry but she's not. With makeup and proper lighting she can be made to look hot in pictures and in the movies, but when you see her just out and about without the assistance of a makeup artist and in real lighting, she's fugly.
There's like ten versions of this story by liljuniorbrown	Mar 28th, 2008 02:27:12 PM
I know that I've seen like three between highschool and now. For the big screen treatment I guess it's a different appraoch.If only David Fincher were involved.....
Cocain's a hell of a drug. by otm shank	Mar 28th, 2008 02:38:27 PM
A role she was born to play baby!
Sure. Why not? by kolchak	Mar 28th, 2008 02:44:25 PM
It may be a type cast but she's perfect for this.
Manson Girls? by bobinnova	Mar 28th, 2008 03:04:00 PM
Aren't they the ones who are swaying in the rear of Robert Palmer in that "Addicted to Love" video?
otm shank by BGDAWES	Mar 28th, 2008 03:09:23 PM
HAHA! Your subject heading made me laugh out loud! I forgot how funny that was. Dave Chapelle as Rick James is a classic, despite how many lame frat boy meat heads wore out the phrase "I'm Rick James bitch!" by repeating it endless thinking they're hilarious; that episode will always remain comedy gold.
a movie about obnoxious annoying hippie by LarryTheCableGuy	Mar 28th, 2008 03:38:22 PM
girls living on some abandoned ranch? boring. since natural born killers, manson family by jim van bebber and all those straight to video serial killer movies this one just seems boring.
"You Don't Mess With The Lohan..." by C00L DUD3	Mar 28th, 2008 04:06:10 PM
I feel like my brain has been robbed...I thought about that line VERBATIM this AM... Great minds think alike, I guess...
Jim Carrey!!! by Lifetime SugarPop	Mar 28th, 2008 04:32:44 PM
As Manson?
Bob Odenkirk as Manson!!! by wash	Mar 28th, 2008 04:41:15 PM
"I'M A GHOST OF A PHANTOM OF A SHADOW IN THE HEART OF YOUR CHILDREN!" hahaha, classic.
A Lohan-Movie? by Dreamseller	Mar 28th, 2008 04:41:28 PM
I'm so there. That girl is hot.
What is Steve Railsback doing nowadays by skimn	Mar 28th, 2008 04:42:20 PM
besides watching sex scenes from Lifeforce on a continuous loop?
ah, I should post the youtube link of that by wash	Mar 28th, 2008 04:45:54 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =Z5IrRe2F7qY
She brings nothing of value to acting. No redemable by GQtaste	Mar 28th, 2008 05:08:48 PM
attributes as an actor. She was a child actress and thats all she will ever be. Don't forget she actually thinks she's also a singer. And with the John Lennon film, in my view she should not be able to make another film for five years. The dumb bitch probably never even heard of Lennon before she got that role.
Actually, she would be a dead ringer for... by Moonwatcher	Mar 28th, 2008 05:13:52 PM
Lynette "squeaky" Fromme - remember her, the one who tried to shoot president Ford?
kill it with fire! by ironic_name	Mar 28th, 2008 06:17:25 PM

So apparently they want this movie to BOMB by Yeti	Mar 28th, 2008 06:40:25 PM
Cause casting Li-lo in anything now equals gauranteed box-office death.
Not if by kolchak	Mar 28th, 2008 06:43:49 PM
she actually has a decent sex scene. 'I know who killed me' failed to deliver.
I like redheads by Napoleon Park	Mar 29th, 2008 02:20:10 AM
and droopy funbags.
Is Manson Girls by Napoleon Park	Mar 29th, 2008 04:07:47 AM
the Lill Bill of CGI films? No.
Did we ever get Mean Girls 2: More Meaner? by Dr Gregory House	Mar 29th, 2008 08:01:13 AM
Oh, and...war fire crotch!
"I'd let her gimme a Blohan-job." by ikkyu	Mar 29th, 2008 08:24:13 AM
that's very gracious of you, Kurzinski. i'm sure she'd be humbled and deeply grateful.
She's the most talentless hack out there right now. by Kid Idioteque	Mar 29th, 2008 01:33:08 PM
Aside from a few others who I shall not speak of.
I liked it better when it was called THE MANSON FAMILY by UnChienAndalou	Mar 29th, 2008 04:10:20 PM
Very underrated horror film with graphic drug addled group sex and gonzo apeshit brutality during the home invasion recreations.
Cowardly bunch of attention-starved cunts... by BurnHollywood	Mar 29th, 2008 08:15:11 PM
The "Manson Girls", that is...
hold on by Stevie Grant	Mar 30th, 2008 01:09:49 AM
this does not merit the title of "cool news," let alone 4 explanation marks.
Lindsey, Britney, Paris. Kill em all. by Zeke25:17	Mar 30th, 2008 04:44:24 PM
Better yet, have Nick Palumbo make a sequel to Murder Set Pieces starring those three. Only difference is: no one tells any of the "actresses" it ain't make-believe.
Don't forget Nicole Richie. She's a no talent by GQtaste	Mar 30th, 2008 08:50:34 PM
slut too. She and Paris are fucking useless. At least Lindsey has actually done some films.
Love her new Apple commercials by TheBloop	Mar 31st, 2008 08:20:20 AM
For the launch of "iWhore". Very slick.

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