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first by The Amazing G	Mar 28th, 2008 08:08:33 AM

everyone you know is DEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!! by The Amazing G	Mar 28th, 2008 08:09:51 AM
oh did I say dead? I meant FIRST!
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE FRED!? by The Amazing G	Mar 28th, 2008 08:10:48 AM
IF YOU'RE REAL YOU BETTER TELL ME NOW!!!
at least it wasn't HANDCock by ChrisTuckersOnlyFan	Mar 28th, 2008 08:11:26 AM

ewwww that looks yucky by all	Mar 28th, 2008 08:12:56 AM
As if the world needs another fucking troubled/retired superhero parody. I'm not going to see this until i first watch My Super Ex-Girlfriend, and that will be never.
using his hand by MrMonkey	Mar 28th, 2008 08:13:27 AM
man i'm glad he's lifting that car with his hand, for a second I thought he'de be using his co... ahem I'll get my hat
pics look cool btw by The Amazing G	Mar 28th, 2008 08:13:30 AM
I'm hoping the guy that gave it a negative review was just being a TBer
Whatever, cat hater. by DerLanghaarige	Mar 28th, 2008 08:18:23 AM
>:(
Welcome to Earf by SleazyD	Mar 28th, 2008 08:18:47 AM
I have got to get me one of these!
He's lifting the car so that the CATS may pass safely. by Kragmose	Mar 28th, 2008 08:19:52 AM

Yep..... by Underoos Hero	Mar 28th, 2008 08:24:27 AM
A black man holding up a car. Shouldn't it have been a bank or a white lady or something? ponders hidden racism in 2008, still
I just.. by Underoos Hero	Mar 28th, 2008 08:26:52 AM
I just read my own TB post and giggled a little.
He's got the Ang Lee Hulk's biker shorts . . . by Nice Marmot	Mar 28th, 2008 08:27:35 AM
Damn this movie looks shitty.
His next movie will be "Hitchcock" by tonagan	Mar 28th, 2008 08:39:36 AM
Playing a dual role, Will Smith will reprise the characters of "Hitch" and "Hancock" in the team-up that nobody asked for.
I wasn't calling you sugar, you don't have THAT much money by Hawaiian Organ Donor	Mar 28th, 2008 08:52:20 AM
When is someone going to have the nutsack to make the ultimate anti-superhero movie. A really angry Superman who instead of bringing a U.S. flag to the White House rebuilding effort, takes that flag pole and skewers E.G. Marshall with it. "That's for not doing a frickin thing about Darfur, Mr. President!" A badass who crashes through the walls of China's National Assembly yelling "Oh yeah! I ain't here to bring you Kool-Aid, chumps. I'm here to crack open your skulls like ripe melons!" An unstoppable force who snaps violent gang members in two, creates a mass grave for CEOs.............on the moon, and takes a super-sized piss into bin Laden's dialysis bag. Where is THAT superhero movie?
The cat stuff is already lame--quit piling on, losers. by kevred	Mar 28th, 2008 08:54:00 AM
Yes, it makes you feel included in something, even though you're not, really, but please find a way that doesn't make you look as stupid and wastes space on these talkbacks. There are already more than enough ways to do that as it is.
Awww Hell Naaww by ZoeFan	Mar 28th, 2008 08:54:08 AM
Enough Said.
Man, I hope it isn't true by Mr Incredible	Mar 28th, 2008 09:00:36 AM
That all the good parts of this movie were in the trailer.
Hancock>Iron Man by SpencerTrilby	Mar 28th, 2008 09:00:43 AM
best super-hero comedy trailer I ever saw.
DAMMMNN Welcome to Earff by Jugdish	Mar 28th, 2008 09:01:27 AM
Hell Naww
Will = newly recuited scientologist so... by logicalnoise01	Mar 28th, 2008 09:03:25 AM
I won't spend a dime to see this.
not true logicalnoise01 by The Amazing G	Mar 28th, 2008 09:21:14 AM
it's a frickin brand new urban legend
they will find you logical by santi01	Mar 28th, 2008 09:21:18 AM
watch your back. and btw fuck all cats and the people who love them.
He Should Crappily CGI-Lift a Taxi by Aquatarkusman	Mar 28th, 2008 09:29:52 AM
Yo homes, smell ya later!
"Hitchcock" by schnorbis	Mar 28th, 2008 09:50:50 AM
Hey tonagan - I just read your TB post about Hitchcock and giggled a little!
DAMMMN This movie looks like the SHEET by Stupendous Man	Mar 28th, 2008 09:51:38 AM
as in in looks like poop! smelly royal rotten poop
Didnt all the reviews already say this shit sucks? by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Mar 28th, 2008 09:55:19 AM
Why the fuck do I wanna see a badly photoshopped publicity still?
by the way	Mar 28th, 2008 09:58:55 AM
Darkhorizons just revealed that production of Hancock has been delayed because of disputes between Charlize Theron & Jason Bateman. The quarrel was over who has to rap along with Will Smith on the soundtrack.
the car in that image by SpawnofAchilles	Mar 28th, 2008 10:11:22 AM
LOOKS SO FAKE WTF...seriously? SERIOUSLY??
If those reviews are correct by Rocklover79	Mar 28th, 2008 10:27:42 AM
then this is shaping up to be a disappointment of Wild Wild West proportions. Sheesh, those reviews ripped this thing to SHREDS.
this film might be rubbish by D o o d	Mar 28th, 2008 10:30:37 AM
but I got a lot of time for will smith. So I'll give it a shot
I LIKE WILL SMIFF by BringingSexyBack	Mar 28th, 2008 10:31:04 AM
I'll watch anything he's in, even if it sucks. He's good people.
Dood by Aquatarkusman	Mar 28th, 2008 10:32:42 AM
Lobotomize yourself. Or am I too late?
William Smith by Series7	Mar 28th, 2008 10:36:51 AM
Is so cool. I hope he gets famous after this movie!
I'm the REAL Hancock by torpedoboy	Mar 28th, 2008 10:52:25 AM
Will Smith actually stole my identity. Just google " Trenton Doyle Hancock". I'm suing the bastards that be.
He's good people.... by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Mar 28th, 2008 11:00:44 AM
hahaha.
Smith made "Hitch", then he made Han"cock"... by Osmosis Jones	Mar 28th, 2008 11:07:07 AM
What's next, "Alfred"?
I think Smith would make a good Falcon by kevred	Mar 28th, 2008 11:13:53 AM
He can be serious, but he could also handle the kind of inherent goofiness of the character while not making an outright joke of it. Anyone think that character would work in a movie? If so, alongside who? Cap? Spidey? Luke Cage? Daredevil?
so will wasn't passing out CoS meterials by logicalnoise01	Mar 28th, 2008 11:14:43 AM
on the set of hancock? Because that's what has been reported.
Wow... by Frankenbastard	Mar 28th, 2008 11:16:41 AM
This looks 80's VHS box art bad. But i like Will and i'll wait for DVD like i did with his last film.
legend by General Crom	Mar 28th, 2008 11:43:59 AM
Milking it on blueray now.At the part where he is hanging upside down and just cut himself down.I checked the chapter # so I could come back later and the chapter has a little picture of what looks like a vampire dog that must be seconds away from attacking him.There goes that surprise.The worst DVD offender has to be perfect storm-Put in the movie and the menu comes on with a loop of cloony going down with the ship.
Hey, it's Michael and the MRF!! by AdrianVeidt	Mar 28th, 2008 11:52:30 AM
Oh, Arrested Development, how I miss thee...
...when can we get a real superhero movie... by mr ahole ramirez	Mar 28th, 2008 12:02:49 PM
...where the "hero" doesnt do nothin heroic and just uses his powers to have crazy sex?...think of Superman doin it while flyin or Spiderman 69in on a ceilin...well not a real movie, maybe just a porno wit a very high budget...see ya guys, goin to the Valley to shoot my pitch...
Agreed on the midget thing.... by Darth Macchio	Mar 28th, 2008 12:16:03 PM
And for actually mentioning me I'll give you a pass on the 'not very fond of cats' thing provided there are not feline homicides (nor canine, fishnine, or hamsternine either while I'm at it...yes you can use hamsters for ammo in a catapult but not directly into a brick wall...at least not on purpose anyway). And yes, midgets would be preferable to cats...even with tiny fingers..having an opposable thumb makes all the difference in the world. Ever see a cat try to open a bottle of ketchup? Fucking hilarious!
Crom, actually the worst offender is... by Hawaiian Organ Donor	Mar 28th, 2008 12:48:59 PM
Rise of the Silver Surfer. That menu tells you, "This movie is shit, you just wasted one minute of your time putting it in the DVD player, don't bother to press play."
0-2, Smith... by BoggyCreekBeast	Mar 28th, 2008 12:52:05 PM
Had the misfortune to watch I Am (yeah, right) Legend and now this craptacular looking effort. Getting ready to pencil Will Smith in my Awww HELLZ Naw List of actors I won't see a movie because of!
he looks white by postalpez	Mar 28th, 2008 12:57:29 PM
that is smith in the photo right? both guys look white to me.
HanCOCK my ride up. by Mysterious Yobo	Mar 28th, 2008 01:31:08 PM

Herb West by Series7	Mar 28th, 2008 01:38:07 PM
Yeah good call. DAMN! Just when you thought they were going to go a different route with Superheroes, where they show William tossing a Whale in the preview, they show us this. I would prefer animal tossing more then car tossing, personally. You ever seen The Protector were they hammer throw the baby elephant?
What's up with the eagle imagery? by Rocklover79	Mar 28th, 2008 01:38:36 PM
I looked over the pics again, and noticed a weird trend. Smith is wearing a lot of stuff with eagles all over it. His beanie, his shirt, even the necklace around his neck is an eagle if I'm not mistaken. Maybe Hancock is a big fan of American Eagle or something, but the park bench he is sitting on in one snapshot also has a picture of an eagle on it. Wonder if that's going to be a significant theme, or if my film classes are making me read too much into mise en scene.
Herb West by Series7	Mar 28th, 2008 01:41:30 PM
Maybe next year when Jon Stewart host the Oscars again, they can play a montage of superheros tossing vehicles. COME on, someone with a lot of free time and a you tube account make it happen!
Michael Bateman can't catch a break! by jah_kingdom	Mar 28th, 2008 02:19:00 PM
Poor guy can't seem to land a solid movie. Sure, he's great in everything he's in but usually all of the films fall short-even Juno.
I thought that was Steve Carell in the car. by donwillymo	Mar 28th, 2008 02:25:34 PM

Will's in great shape by Trik_Ster	Mar 28th, 2008 02:59:01 PM
Looks good Still can't get excited about this movie though Probably because of its original title Tonight He Comes Sounded like a Ron Jeremy production
WOW! by Etrigan_	Mar 28th, 2008 03:16:47 PM
Will got to OT VIII pretty fast! Must be on the celebrity fast track rundown.
bad photoshop by Napoleon Park	Mar 28th, 2008 03:59:21 PM
That might be CGI or even a car on a crane with the hoist edited out, I don;t know, but it sure looks like a bad photoshop. The guy in the car's head seems out of scale to both smith and the car itself, and he doesn't seem to be affected by gravity - that is, unaware that he's at a 45 degree angle. Also, the hideous bright electric blue color of the car not only isn;t even a real color, but the same tone extends to Smith's pants, like someone thought that, to give it a comic book look, there should only be one shade of blue. Like that Dick Tracy movie.
Aw, HELL NO! by uss cygnus	Mar 28th, 2008 04:26:32 PM
You forgot your boarding pass! Bang!
This is Bateman's by Flint_Ironstag	Mar 28th, 2008 04:50:31 PM
biggest little mistake ever.
one word by GLENN_THE_TOOL	Mar 28th, 2008 05:00:43 PM
CARJACK.
AWWWWW HAAAAAYLLL NAW!!!! by Kurzinski Valentine	Mar 28th, 2008 06:46:54 PM
Uncle Phil?
Damn you Michael Bay by MCMLXXVI	Mar 28th, 2008 07:55:25 PM
Damn you Michael Bay
Series7 by Series7	Mar 28th, 2008 08:40:44 PM
Awww man. After you mentioning My Super Ex-girlfriend. So now we Hollywoodland is starting a new trend. If its a superhero comedy movie, they have to toss an animal! Lets just see what sort of things are tossed around in Superhero movie this weekend.
Is this "Tonight, he comes"? by Detective_Fingerling	Mar 28th, 2008 09:49:03 PM
this movie seems so horrible to me. I usually go see big budget movies in theatres almost by default, but don't it happening with this one.
Another terrible DVD menu spoiler: by Osmosis Jones	Mar 28th, 2008 10:27:49 PM
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon actually has the LAST SHOT OF THE MOVIE on one of the submenus! Fucking hell!
Wait- Michael and the retarded girl are back together? by Flim Springfield	Mar 28th, 2008 10:32:23 PM

AWW HELL NO!! by Maniaq	Mar 29th, 2008 12:18:51 AM
damn! someone beat me to it!
Welcome to EARF! by Darth_Gonz	Mar 29th, 2008 12:41:57 AM
Be'lee dat!
I, Hancock by Motoko Kusanagi	Mar 29th, 2008 05:06:20 AM
looks kewl
I like the previews for this. by TomBodet	Mar 29th, 2008 06:44:02 AM
Pretty funny. Whale into yacht, blub blub. Classic.
Toe Knee Hand Cock by Nyllednav	Mar 29th, 2008 11:52:24 AM
Remember that? Huh? The miserable English comedian guy. We'd point at the parts and then larf so much. Snigger snort.
Your momma ain’t name you no damn Hancock! by SpencerTrilby	Mar 29th, 2008 09:12:31 PM
sure did.
"How come the reflection on the car is sideways?" by Mace Tofu	Mar 29th, 2008 11:20:22 PM
The sky reflection is wrong. Sloppy FXs work.
This looks like garbage... by Doctor_Yes	Mar 30th, 2008 12:33:11 PM
This looks it will make Epic Movie look like The Godfather. Smith really is going downhill.

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