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Moriarty’s One Thing I Love Today! A Completely Random E-Mail About RAMBO!

NOTHING IS OVER! by Kal Reeve	Mar 28th, 2008 04:23:15 AM
Nothing! You just don't turn it off!
Chuck Norris by CuervoJones	Mar 28th, 2008 04:25:36 AM
Eats RAMBO FIRST BLOOD PART II every day.
It finally IS my worst nightmare. by Some farts really stink.	Mar 28th, 2008 04:25:45 AM
Rambo, Rambo, Rambo.
Sounds like that girl by DonnieDorko	Mar 28th, 2008 04:30:57 AM
in brady bunch.
so bizarre it's funny by The Amazing G	Mar 28th, 2008 04:37:51 AM

Rambo, what mean expendable? by Jinxo	Mar 28th, 2008 04:40:06 AM
It's like someone invites you to a party and you don't show up... it doesn't really matter. Forget Viet Nam, John Rambo is still even pissed off about what happened to him in high school.
Actually, Mori, Cameron's Script... by LlGHTST0RMER	Mar 28th, 2008 04:43:51 AM
...ended up bearing almost no resemblance to the final film, thanks to Sly "I can write it better" Stallone. JC wrote about a team of soldiers who went in to go do the job, Stallone wanted it to be pretty much all about him. It's allright, though... what Cameron studied about military and guerilla warfare for Rambo, he applied (along with certain character elements) to the marines in "Aliens," a film I'm much happier to re-watch 20+ years down the road as opposed to Rambo II. But that list above is fairly damn funny.
Kinda like that exploding Guard Tower in Commando.... by TomBodet	Mar 28th, 2008 04:52:37 AM
...now HOW did Ahnold get up THERE-?! w/out being seen?! As he said, on his way to the Klan Rally: Ah'll be Blahhck!
wtf by BurgerKing	Mar 28th, 2008 04:53:54 AM
is going on
LlGHTST0RMER by TheNorthlander	Mar 28th, 2008 05:07:59 AM
That's really interesting considdering how much Rambo 4 seemed influenced by Cameron. The plot is really similar to Aliens, There's a character called Reese, the actor playing School Boy looks a lot like Michael Biehn in a lot of the shots, and I think one of the thai characters were called Bien. Finding James Cameron connections in Rambo 4 is a great drinking game.
Mori, I like it when leak honesty by Jeff_Fries	Mar 28th, 2008 05:09:41 AM
all over your posts by accident. I can imagine why you have such sarcastic sentiments towards Rambo First Blood Part II, and it made this post more interesting. That's an asset to your writing style that you should cultivate. This might not have made much sense but I'm being serious.
What the hell is this? by Trazadone	Mar 28th, 2008 05:16:38 AM
It's not funny nor is it remotely interesting.
Happy Friday, Everybody! by tonagan	Mar 28th, 2008 05:44:13 AM
Nice to kick it off with some non-divisive entertainment.
I didnt realise I enjoyed it for all those reasons!! by theycallmemrglass	Mar 28th, 2008 06:03:58 AM
Funny shit, man. oh and 45 billion is uh...a lot of emails on Rambo, perhaps mis counted?
this makes your day? by Windowlicker74	Mar 28th, 2008 06:06:51 AM
glad i never saw the movie
RAMBO FU PANDA by Mysterious Yobo	Mar 28th, 2008 06:12:15 AM

RAMBO SIZE ME by Mysterious Yobo	Mar 28th, 2008 06:12:54 AM

RAMBO LEAGUE MORTAL by Mysterious Yobo	Mar 28th, 2008 06:13:38 AM

I didn't understand a single word by random dude	Mar 28th, 2008 06:14:04 AM
That's AICN for ya.
Fuck the latest Rambo was awsome by _SnakePlissken_	Mar 28th, 2008 06:27:26 AM
on par with first blood dare i say
RAMBO rules! by travis-dane	Mar 28th, 2008 06:40:26 AM
RAMBO2&3 are some of the finest Action movies ever made.RAMBO4 is fucking awesome!
Gotta love the Jesus imagery in the first picture! by YackBacker	Mar 28th, 2008 06:54:43 AM
If Jesus had a rocket launcher, he'd be Sly Stallone.
RAMBO FIRST BLOOD PART II goes on and on by BetaRayBill07	Mar 28th, 2008 07:19:15 AM
And on and on and on and on with no end in sight
I should start a "One Thing I Love Today", too. by DerLanghaarige	Mar 28th, 2008 07:39:33 AM
Unfortunately not too many good things ever happen to me :P
BTW, thanks for the spoiler tag! by DerLanghaarige	Mar 28th, 2008 07:41:18 AM
I mean, I of course know First Blood 2, but it was a good idea to think about the generation of moviegoers who never heard about Rambo until a few months ago. (Even if there is hardly any spoiler to find here...)
How bout a list like this... by Dr Gregory House	Mar 28th, 2008 07:47:45 AM
for COBRA?!? Just tryin to help make MARION COBRETTI happen next.
My favorite... by NeoMyers	Mar 28th, 2008 08:10:55 AM
...is undoubtedly #17. My dad says that all the time.
I want a Tango & Cash Sequal by Dr. Stanley Goodspeed	Mar 28th, 2008 08:11:35 AM
or a Demolition Man Sequal.
Honestly? by Internet Thug	Mar 28th, 2008 08:13:14 AM
you LOVE this email? I kinda find it semi amusing but not even in the ballpark of love..pull your head out of your ass and redo today's column.
I want a Turner and Hooch sequal. by ChrisTuckersOnlyFan	Mar 28th, 2008 08:14:24 AM
..Doggy Style
WWRD by Underoos Hero	Mar 28th, 2008 08:22:13 AM

"... a major presence in pop culture again." by Spiral_Jacobs	Mar 28th, 2008 08:35:37 AM
Errr...where? On Aintitcoolnews? Because that seems to be the only place that seems to care about Rambo, other than dorks who got excited about the last one in an ironic way.
One word: by DocPazuzu	Mar 28th, 2008 08:37:57 AM
"HuuuuuaAAAAARRRGGGhhHGh!!"
I thought Rambo 4... by DocPazuzu	Mar 28th, 2008 08:40:30 AM
...would be a fun, nostalgic blast. It was, but what really surprised me was how much and how hard it kicked my ass. The epilogue was pitch-perfect too. Can't fucking wait for the next one.
I love Rambo... by Sledge Hammer	Mar 28th, 2008 09:02:19 AM
...but this really was lame as all fuck. And then some.
RAMBO: FIRST BLOOD PART II and the SERIES! by ABking	Mar 28th, 2008 09:02:59 AM
ALL four RAMBO movies are some of the GREATEST ACTION FILMS ever put to cinema. Sly is smart fleshing the character out even more with a 5th film. Can't wait to hear his idea for the next movie. Watch this 1 minute "in honor of clip" and tell me it doesn't KICK UNHOLY ASS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =TcGr_RDenjY
WATCH THIS http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T cGr_RDenjY by ABking	Mar 28th, 2008 09:03:25 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =TcGr_RDenjY
RAMBO 6: FIRST BLOOD TRANSFUSION by BringingSexyBack	Mar 28th, 2008 09:35:18 AM
Stat!
HAS ANYONE DONE A DOCUMENTARY ON YOU, ABKING? by BringingSexyBack	Mar 28th, 2008 09:42:30 AM
It would be bigger than King of Kong, which I really enjoyed. Have you met Sly and Arnold in real life?
How do I get on his mailing list? by Series7	Mar 28th, 2008 10:38:47 AM
Rambo is god.
This guy is describing ME!...I'm almost RAMBO!!! by FlickaPoo	Mar 28th, 2008 11:50:30 AM
...I have practically NO regard for office supplies AT ALL! This is VERY cool news.
"LET...IT...GO!" by BenBraddock	Mar 28th, 2008 11:57:18 AM
"Rambo" was an unexpected blast, and the ending was indeed perfect... but only cos we knew that the saga ends there. Or thought we did. I'm afraid that another one will only screw things up. Let it go.
"Just want to live Rambo." by Tacom	Mar 28th, 2008 12:35:13 PM
I always laugh when the hot Asian chick says that!
that's awesome by finky089	Mar 28th, 2008 12:53:50 PM
'nuff said
oh so SMART that should be FUNNY .. but it's LAME! by frg10	Mar 28th, 2008 12:59:13 PM

It is not the "Congressional" Medal Of Honor. by uss cygnus	Mar 28th, 2008 01:13:11 PM
It is just the "Medal Of Honor". It's a common mistake made by many films.
This isn't funny unless you've actually seen FB ptII by donwillymo	Mar 28th, 2008 02:23:52 PM

Technically everyone should have been saluting by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Mar 28th, 2008 03:24:23 PM
Rambo's ass because the way it works in the military is officer's are saluted first by those lower in rank. Enlisted men, warrant officers, and NCO's are not saluted. The exception being those with a Medal of Honor. I may be a bit off but I beieve correct protocol is that these individuals, regardless of rank, get saluted, and saluted first. Any general would have to salute Rambo first instead of receiving a salute. Okay, Rambo is no longer in the military, and I guess technically doesn't get saluted anymore, but you get the idea.
Number 7 is teh funny by thebearovingian	Mar 28th, 2008 08:24:03 PM
"Rambo ignores the stealth advantages of a bow and arrow by emitting the sound of a gunshot with each arrow released." That's hilarious! Is there really a gunshot when Rambo shoots an arrow?! I gotta watch it again.
Oh Yeah? Well OUT FOR JUSTICE taught me... by triplefive	Mar 28th, 2008 09:35:58 PM
1. There is never anybody upstairs in a bar 2. If you've got the balls, Ritchie'll give you the bread 3. Gino is fair game 4. Never complain about losing some of your teeth, or you'll lose the rest
As a kid I used to picture them cutting out by ThePilgrim	Mar 28th, 2008 10:46:48 PM
a dark brown shit wedge from in between Rambos ass with that knife as they pulled him up from that pig shithole. Blood would run from the removed incrusted shit too. I had a mental animated image of this playing around in my head from time too time when I was a kid. Never could figure out why.
ThePilgrim by DocPazuzu	Mar 29th, 2008 05:00:48 AM
Oooookay....
That is one DUMB movie. by V'Shael	Mar 29th, 2008 05:25:29 AM
The original Rambo was brilliant. A vet that had been fucked over by his country. The sequel was just pathetic pandering to rednecks and people who like to see shit blow up. More over, there's a sad savage ignorance in many of this movies fans, who look at the world and see only Black and White issues with problems that can only be solved by high explosives.
I always believed the mind is the best weapon. by The Red	Mar 30th, 2008 01:31:00 AM

Did any of you guys... by Rowsdower.ZabRowsdower	Mar 30th, 2008 04:22:26 AM
happen to read the novelization of the second movie? Pardon me as I've been drinking, but I forget the name of the guy who wrote the original book. He wrote the novelization for the movie. There's all this incredible internalization going on which, of course, the movie never gets to convey. Best of which is Rambo thinking about Co after he meets her. There's all this stuff about how her name, apparently, means "virgin" in Vietnamese (much like talkbacker does in AICN world. Ha!) and how John was immediately attracted to her. Even better is the internalized line about pleasuring himself. Morrow, right? The author? He includes a thought from Rambo where he "... only masturbated on special occasions." There... get THAT image out of your heads without getting drunk first. Just thought I'd share that with y'all. Cheers.
Uh.... by TheJazzTerminator	Mar 30th, 2008 05:58:47 PM
This was horribly stupid.
TOO SOON!!!!!!! by Pageiv	Mar 30th, 2008 08:18:53 PM
Never build your base out of wicker.

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