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Shuttles, Control Panels, And More!! Here's What Starfleet Shipyards Will Look Like In Abrams' STAR TREK!!

First. by jimmay	Mar 26th, 2008 07:21:50 PM
Yay for more Star Trek.
Cool by deadshot07	Mar 26th, 2008 07:22:11 PM

Dammit, second. by jimmay	Mar 26th, 2008 07:22:17 PM

2nd! by Jonas Grumpy	Mar 26th, 2008 07:22:21 PM
Yeah!
first? by sarsy	Mar 26th, 2008 07:22:36 PM

Nuts. by Jonas Grumpy	Mar 26th, 2008 07:22:37 PM
So, so close...
zomg by sarsy	Mar 26th, 2008 07:22:58 PM
not even close
Oh, and I agree about Star Trek V by the way. by jimmay	Mar 26th, 2008 07:23:43 PM
It had it's embarassing moments, but it was leagues above III.
Is Kirk's Enterprise... by Jonas Grumpy	Mar 26th, 2008 07:24:03 PM
...the first interstellar Starfleet vehicle? That's what this movie is making it look like. Awfully primitive-looking, if you ask me (which you didn't).
Not as Good as Captain Panaka's Uniform and Ship by BNITT	Mar 26th, 2008 07:25:07 PM
They really need to give Kirk an eye patch like Panaka's. Also, the lack of a starship is a bold statement considering it allows for you to make up in your mind the magnitude of Panaka's starship. Captain Panaka rules!!! Love Live Panaka!!!
JJ Abrams Sucks On Donkey Dick! by DarkJediStoops	Mar 26th, 2008 07:28:24 PM
Also, his Star Trek film IS gonna suck.
is that chris pine in the background of pic 3? by Jett	Mar 26th, 2008 07:29:19 PM
to the far right, it looks like him, is it though?
Are we sure this isn't by Thrillho77	Mar 26th, 2008 07:30:30 PM
the construction of The Star Trek Adventure Ride coming soon to a Six Flags or some shit near you?!
Looks awesome by Queerbait	Mar 26th, 2008 07:30:32 PM
But will the smoke monster make a cameo?
Used Universe by kidkosmic	Mar 26th, 2008 07:31:24 PM
Hmm...they may be taking the used universe low tech angle too far. Looks like gear from the 1990's???
Isn't that the dropship from Starship Troopers? by Bass Bastardson	Mar 26th, 2008 07:32:58 PM
Federation vs The Bugs?
The Salt Monster for the sequel? by DarkJediStoops	Mar 26th, 2008 07:33:01 PM
It turns out in JJ Abrams Star Trek universe, it's related to Jim Kirk.
Wow, That Looks Bad by The Chalk Outline	Mar 26th, 2008 07:36:21 PM
I know it's supposed to look retro and everything, but damn. Even Galaxy Quest looked better than this.
Star Trek V is a great film by chrth	Mar 26th, 2008 07:41:31 PM
It just suffers from issues with its production. You have to watch the movie you don't see on the screen. Funny tidbit about V: one of the trailers had a shot of the lead Klingon saying a Klingon word all menacing, like he was saying "FIRE!" or "ATTACK!" ... and then in the movie it turns out to be like "DOWN SCOPE!". That right there summarizes everything went wrong with ST:V. "And when I directed Star Trek V, I got a great performancce out of myself because I respected myself as an actor so much"
And Those Uniforms... by The Chalk Outline	Mar 26th, 2008 07:42:14 PM
...look like some sort of GAP sweater with the Star Trek logo slapped on it. WTF?
Nothing can be as bad as Enterprise" by DARTH_VIGOR	Mar 26th, 2008 07:44:18 PM

This is just wrong by jonathanhemlock	Mar 26th, 2008 07:44:24 PM
Call me a purist, but there are certain franchises that need to never be rebooted. This is one.
Look at all that clunky old hardware. EXCELLENT!!!! by Missing Dink	Mar 26th, 2008 07:45:59 PM

heres why... by DARTH_VIGOR	Mar 26th, 2008 07:46:32 PM
scripts were horriable... the cast was dull... Scott Bakura was like G.W. Bush in space. I was waitng for him to say "I cant find my keys to my ship!!"
Hey Jedi, where's your proof that JJ consumes animal penis? by Missing Dink	Mar 26th, 2008 07:49:26 PM
Thanks for your worthless shallow opinion, DarkJediStoops. Any chance we'll have the honor of hearing from you again?
Enterprise 4th season ranks up there by chrth	Mar 26th, 2008 07:51:58 PM
I know the first two seasons were mostly lousy (although there were some great Andorian and Sussman eps in there), and the third, while having the best episode (Twilight), had consistency issues. The 4th, though, blows the rest of the series away (except for the Finale, WHICH DID NOT HAPPEN ... according to the Novel "The Good That Men Do"), and redeems the show in my mind. So of course when the show hit its stride, the fuckers cancelled it.
Now THAT'S Cool! by Queefer Bukkake	Mar 26th, 2008 07:52:19 PM
I like how used the shuttle looks. You people who don't like this need to put plastic bags over your heads and leave this world.
Fucking Sweet !!!! by picardsucks	Mar 26th, 2008 07:52:29 PM
Can we transport Shatner's brain into Chris Pine's body??? It would really nail it for me
Lighting and Composition... by lastboyonearth	Mar 26th, 2008 07:52:53 PM
will make a huge difference... though it does appear very monochromatic... Still, I have some faith in JJ Abrams.
Oh come on, fucking Trek V?? by Horseflesh	Mar 26th, 2008 07:53:17 PM
That movie deserves about as much respect as the mouth of Anna Nicole's corpse. Uhura's song and dance? Scotty's clownish pratfall? DROPPING IN FOR DINNER?! The entire cast and crew should have been shot into the sun for that abortion.
the line must be drawn HERE!!!!!!!!! by The Amazing G	Mar 26th, 2008 07:54:21 PM

Trek Geeks everywhere... by jimmy rabbitte	Mar 26th, 2008 07:54:32 PM
...have already committed the information from the first photo to memory; and will be closely watching the film to see any instances where J.J. doesn't adhere to the technical guidelines listed therein.
DarkJediStoops Has A Point by The Chalk Outline	Mar 26th, 2008 07:56:15 PM
JJ acquired the material for the uniforms from The GAP. The GAP uses sweatshops in India where donkeys pull the merchandise to the freighters for shipment to America. Coincidence? I think not.
Best line I've ever read on this site... by jimmy rabbitte	Mar 26th, 2008 07:57:10 PM
"You have to watch the movie you don't see on the screen." You da man, chrth!!!!
God needs a starship? by enderandrew	Mar 26th, 2008 07:59:51 PM

Missing Dink by DarkJediStoops	Mar 26th, 2008 08:00:11 PM
JJ Abrams is a charlatan film maker. But I'm not gona bother to argue with you, as I'm sure you'll be first in line to bend over for JJ.
God needs a starship? by enderandrew	Mar 26th, 2008 08:00:25 PM
And Spock suddenly grows a brother out of thin blue air? Not only was it a bad Star Trek movie, it was a bad movie in general.
Buttons and Dials! by Judge Dreadful	Mar 26th, 2008 08:01:10 PM
The only way to fly a spaceship!
Thanks jimmy by chrth	Mar 26th, 2008 08:03:53 PM
You'd be surprised how often that applies to a movie.
screw this shit by Gungan Slayer	Mar 26th, 2008 08:04:16 PM
Screw JJ Abrams. Screw Paramount. Screw this dumb reboot shit and fuck this massive recent trend of rebooting respected, prexsiting franchises. pisses me off
In before the cease and decist! by kyle051554	Mar 26th, 2008 08:04:44 PM
Cool pics. I'm not a huge Star Trek nut like a lot of people out there, but I'm looking forward to this movie. Certainly nothing in the pictures that makes me fear for the quality of the movie.
Hmm... Looks familiar by Captain_Cadaver	Mar 26th, 2008 08:04:49 PM
The ship and the uniforms look like they came from original concept drawings made by Gene Roddenberry back in the early sixties.
chrth... by jimmy rabbitte	Mar 26th, 2008 08:06:10 PM
You're right... I'm the only one I know of (other than Roger Ebert) who loved "Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow." It sort of had a Max Fleischer tone to it.
Supposed Panaka fans are annoying me. by raw_bean	Mar 26th, 2008 08:06:48 PM
How can you retards talk about being Panaka fans and then talk about hs eyepatch?! That's Captain Typho you retards, not the mighty Panaka! /fanboy_rant As for these pics, they're ok I suppose. It's pretty obvious they're just publicity shots with one out of focus shot thrown in to try and suggest they're illicit 'spy' photos though.
just call it Galaxy Quest 2... by theonecalledshoe	Mar 26th, 2008 08:07:54 PM
and they will come.
Looks like Enterprise to me too by photoboy	Mar 26th, 2008 08:09:00 PM
Maybe it will be OK, but everything I see/hear about this film just seems either very underwhelming or shit (or both). And let's not forget Orci/Kurtzman are crapping out the script for this.
DarkJediStoops by raw_bean	Mar 26th, 2008 08:13:32 PM
"JJ Abrams is a charlatan film maker" - what, you mean he takes people's money to make a film but then never actually produces the film but runs off with the money? Wow. I could have sworn I saw Mission Impossible 3, by JJ Abrams. In fact, that clever trickster had me so damn fooled I even could have sworn it was a pretty good film. But since he's a 'charlatan filmmaker', obviously I was merely hypnotised or otherwise deluded. Either that or you're talking absolute shit and using bad English to do so.
One thing is for SURE about the new Trek movie by Horseflesh	Mar 26th, 2008 08:13:54 PM
JJ could film the inside of his asshole for an hour and a half and it would still look like Citizen Buttfucking Kane compared to the last Trek movie we got.
Seating looks like Star Tours... by Piltdown Joey	Mar 26th, 2008 08:16:41 PM
...the lame perceived motion Star Wars ride at Disney's Hollywood studios.
Standard Protocals? by ChildOfMen	Mar 26th, 2008 08:18:04 PM
Typos in the signage - clearly these are the early pre-editor days of Starfleet.
I didn't know by bibble 3000	Mar 26th, 2008 08:18:58 PM
the engineers were such big Giants fans.
a ride? by nolan bautista	Mar 26th, 2008 08:19:17 PM
kind of looks like the Star Wars ride in Disneyland or the Back to the Future ride in Universal..you know those rides..its the one without the lines
Another 15 months of Star Trek news by I Dunno	Mar 26th, 2008 08:21:58 PM
Episode 1 didn't get this much coverage. The Iraq war didn't get this much coverage.
This is going to be one interesting looking movie. by blindambition238	Mar 26th, 2008 08:23:47 PM
Looks like we're revisiting the future of the 60-70s.
Those shuttles are craptastic. by Yeti	Mar 26th, 2008 08:25:03 PM
Looked crappy in the original series, TSG, Voyager, and Enterprise. You'd think after 90 years Starfleet could design something more sleek looking - the runabouts from DSN were cool looking.
not feeling it. by alice 13	Mar 26th, 2008 08:25:35 PM
not even a little bit.
STAR TREK V - "deserves far more respect" by Playkins	Mar 26th, 2008 08:26:17 PM
"STAR TREK V - a film I think deserves far more respect than it gets." Uhhh.... you haven't seen it lately, have you? Although the idea that James T. Kirk both figuratively and (arguably) literally kills God is...interesting.
and imagine the future from the 60s by bibble 3000	Mar 26th, 2008 08:26:41 PM
i think the jetsons is happening right now
I always thought V was really bad. by TattooedBillionaire	Mar 26th, 2008 08:27:08 PM
I hope this new one is good.
Looks pretty lame. by I Hope You Die	Mar 26th, 2008 08:33:29 PM
The original series had an original look, Star Trek: TNG had a brilliant and original look, even the Enterprise E had a fairly original Gothic look in the TNG movies... but Voyager and Enterprise pissed all that away so they could look like generic sci-fi movies. This looks like the same deal. I don't know why dark and gray is considered "realistic." Apparently in the future we lose our ability to paint things and there's a shortage on light bulbs.
Looks Cool To Me by kevinwillis.net	Mar 26th, 2008 08:35:06 PM
Toggle switches! Very thoughtful retro. I'm liking it, even if nobody else is.
Yes JJ is a charlatan..still hope he doesnt fuck it up by quantize	Mar 26th, 2008 08:42:01 PM
..and it's retarded to make judgements about sets and costumes when they can look completely different lit and graded etc.. the sets from the coolest looking film can look shit as a snapshot in daylight anyhow Cloverturd was one of the worst films ive ever had the misfortune to see..close to the worst Shaymalan wankfest...so I'm hoping to hell I'm proven wrong about JJ...otherwise we're in for the final nail in childhood killing.
Star Trek V and Historical Revisionists... by Lost_Horizon	Mar 26th, 2008 08:47:39 PM
I guess time heals all wounds, and removes all objectivity, because there is not one single, solitary redeeming quality concerning that vile, floating turd. It "deserves more respect than it gets"? For what? For being an incomprehensible MESS? For having a budget three times that of "Khan", and still looking like shit? For that HILARIOUS scene where Scotty cracks his geriatric dome on the bulkhead? Or maybe that soooo sexy striptease that Uhura does? R-E-S-P-E-C-T? N-O! Actually, you DO have to "respect" Paramount on some level. For having the brass balls to not burn the negative once they saw the "finished" product, and for going ahead and actually releasing it. You know, it's no crime to love Star Trek unconditionally. It's creepy and sad, but no crime. Just... come on... You have to hold it accountable at SOME point, and be honest when it sucks. That movie... SUCKED. Be discerning customers, and don't pretend it's more than it is. That's like squinting at your 300 lb. cousin and saying: "You know, in the right light, with enough alcohol in my system, and, at the lowest point in my life, she kinda looks like Giselle Bundchen!" No, she doesn't.
Trek V never had a chance by br1947	Mar 26th, 2008 08:48:43 PM
As I have said before, you just can't follow Space (and Time) Whales. Space Whales > Khan :-)
I'm not even going to pretend that V isn't silly, by jimmay	Mar 26th, 2008 08:48:51 PM
but it's intentionally so. It was fun. Need I remind everyone of how a gravely serious approach to Star Trek fared in theaters, a little craptacular that single handedly killed the film franchise called Nemesis? Star Trek has always had a certain sense of humor about itself, it's one of the things I've always liked about it.
space whales by bibble 3000	Mar 26th, 2008 08:52:12 PM
good to see them make a comeback in Hitchhiker's Guide, where have they been since?
Oh, and regarding IV by jimmay	Mar 26th, 2008 08:52:16 PM
It's built on a concept as silly as anything in Star Trek history. A mysterious floating cylinder from space threatens to destroy earth unless it hears the calls of fucking whales!!! Why? Who the fuck knows?
ct'd by jimmay	Mar 26th, 2008 08:55:27 PM
And when it does hear the whales call? It fucking leaves! It's just like "Oh, carry on then. Sorry about trying to destroy the planet and all."
gotta respect the Space Whales by br1947	Mar 26th, 2008 08:58:57 PM
Space Whales are tight with the Time Whales, you piss them off, they'll go back and eat the critters we evolved from.
what if... by bibble 3000	Mar 26th, 2008 09:04:47 PM
they just went back and ate the critters that jack black and will ferrel evolved from?
I want more Next Generation by INWOsuxRED	Mar 26th, 2008 09:05:48 PM
I don't even hate Nemesis. I would gladly take a shitty TNG movie with the real cast than a good relaunch movie with a substitute cast. The actors are all still around(not to mention an opportunity to cameo actors from DS9), are we going to have to wait till this reboot moves 20 years into the future before we see Picard again, played by some teenage bald dude? Maybe the time meddling of J.J.'s movie will somehow fix the timeline so Data doesn't die. Otherwise I see no point to his film.
Retro Chic by CENOBITE	Mar 26th, 2008 09:06:17 PM
Oh, this is going to be interesting. *grabs popcorn
Star Trek V deserves only scorn. Heaps and heaps of scorn. by Flim Springfield	Mar 26th, 2008 09:07:28 PM

Whales are fucking hilarious! by Beerisgood	Mar 26th, 2008 09:12:47 PM
Trek IV was intentionally "light" due to how dark II and III were. I think by V they could have gotten serious again. Thank God VI was excellent!
oooh by bibble 3000	Mar 26th, 2008 09:15:55 PM
or wanda sykes. nothing funny has ever come out of her, ever
I'll take ST:V over III & IV anyday by ComputerGuy68	Mar 26th, 2008 09:23:07 PM
III was a cheap POS, and IV is terribly dated, and has even more stupid comedy than V. Remember Eddy Murphy was to have a cameo in it. The only one that felt like a real film was the first, the rest look like made for TV movies. Paramount fucked the franchise after the first film, TWOK had a tiny budget, but despite that a tremendous film was released, and Paramount still dicked us with poor budgets. When they finally put big bucks in the films, (last two NG ones), the good will had long vanished and look at the results of the box office. Oh and wasn't ST:V released around Burton's Batman? Pure genius Paramount!
So, who saved them? by POST	Mar 26th, 2008 09:24:27 PM
and may you please reupload them and post your links here?
and am i the only one by bibble 3000	Mar 26th, 2008 09:24:37 PM
still holding out for more DS9?
I actually liked Star Trek III by odysseus	Mar 26th, 2008 09:28:16 PM
Been a long time since I've seen it, though....
Hey Paramont put Shatner in the movie by DARTH VOODOO	Mar 26th, 2008 09:34:44 PM
Since they are watching I thought I'd put my two cents in.
STIII is worth the price of admission for the stealing the Enter by embrasure	Mar 26th, 2008 09:36:38 PM
That scene alone is one of the best in the entire series. The music, editing, and direction are great. The destruction of the Enterprise scene is also top notch. I'd rank the original cast movies: II IV III I VI V
I WISH THE SPEEDER CHASE FROM ROTJ WAS EMBIGGENED by Kurzinski Valentine	Mar 26th, 2008 09:41:42 PM
cat hater.
I think by Locutus_Jones	Mar 26th, 2008 09:41:51 PM

I think by Locutus_Jones	Mar 26th, 2008 09:41:54 PM

I think by Kurzinski Valentine	Mar 26th, 2008 09:42:13 PM

The problems with 1 and 3 by chrth	Mar 26th, 2008 09:42:27 PM
The problem with TMP is that it was trying too damn hard to be 2001: A Star Trek Odyssey, a fact brought home even moreso in the director's cut (how long did it take for the shuttle to fly around the Enterprise? 40 minutes? 50?) As for 3, Christopher Lloyd was a lousy fucking choice for a Klingon.
Trek 3 kicked ass by I Dunno	Mar 26th, 2008 09:44:03 PM
First real appearance of the "modern Klingon" Stealing the Enterprise Dstruction of said Enterprise Kirk's pussy son is killed the implied nailing of Saavik by a teenaged Spock Sulu being a FABULOUS James Bond type that facinating 7 hour ceremony scene Doc Brown as a Klingon I don't get the hate.
And Lo, Thy Borg Doth Lay Down the Rankings For Thou by cutest_of_borg	Mar 26th, 2008 09:45:39 PM
II, VIII, I, VI, IV, III, VII, V, IX, X. Thus Spoke Cutest.
Cloaking device on those photos? by Add to Friends	Mar 26th, 2008 09:47:11 PM
Google time.
...oh and the first appearance of the Bird of Prey by I Dunno	Mar 26th, 2008 09:47:45 PM
The most used (overused) ship in Star Trek aside from the Enterprise. It actually survived 3 Enterprises.
JUST THINKING ABOUT V MAKES ME ANGRY by BringingSexyBack	Mar 26th, 2008 09:49:02 PM
It was and remains dogshit. It was the equivalent of Superman IV without the heart and good intent. It cut corners on everything from cast (it marginalized everyone but Kirk/Spock/McCoy even more than usual - was Sulu even in it?) to EFX. It was Shatner's vanity project and, accordingly, had no regard for good taste. Bob Orci continues to leave me hanging so I say fuck this new movie too.
"that fascinating 7 hour ceremony scene" by jimmay	Mar 26th, 2008 09:50:52 PM
That's easily the funniest thing I've read in at least three weeks. I thank you.
Awesome...looks "lived in" and realistic by Rindain	Mar 26th, 2008 09:51:41 PM
Anything that reminds me of the original Star Wars trilogy, as opposed to the all-CG prequels, is a good thing.
Cache is your friend by floggy bottom	Mar 26th, 2008 09:51:54 PM
That is all. http://tinyurl.com/3yldbe
floggy bottom, that didn't work, just rapid share crap by Stereotypical Evil Archer	Mar 26th, 2008 10:02:11 PM

cutest_of_borg... by ccchhhrrriiisssm	Mar 26th, 2008 10:06:50 PM
Great rankings! Exactly! I have a strong inclination that this film will be located amongst the top three. If Nimoy -- the only Trek actor who even knows enough to have an opinion -- gave it an OK, then I think that there is hope.
Re: jack black and will ferrell evolution by br1947	Mar 26th, 2008 10:16:10 PM
Evolution? That's debatable.
yeah i thought about that by bibble 3000	Mar 26th, 2008 10:17:34 PM

Hmm. Possible blunder? by themikejonas	Mar 26th, 2008 10:23:22 PM
If this is an early adventure by Kirk & Co, then the familiar "Delta" shape is supposed to only stand for the Enterprise and its crew--other Starfleet ships have different insignias. If it's going to apply to all of Starfleet, and the timeline doesn't work right, some Trekkies are not going to be happy.
Hilarious by Jack Colby	Mar 26th, 2008 10:27:18 PM
An image leaks, gets good press, could potentially ease fanboy nerves and generate some good buzz for this film... and Paramount has it removed. Genius!
screw continuity by br1947	Mar 26th, 2008 10:30:28 PM
Seriously, just don't have dead charcters suddenly popup alive and well, leave it at that. After 10 movies, 5 series, a cartoon, comics and God knows how many novels and video games... writers can't have Kirk take a crap without researching for 3 hours to find out how much toilet paper he used and which hand he wiped with. It's a reboot, leave it at that. Long live the Space Whales!
Look great.... by phaedrus007	Mar 26th, 2008 10:53:02 PM
Love the interior shot.
Looking at the images right now has turned me by []D[][]V[][]D	Mar 26th, 2008 10:59:57 PM
on. From the curvey shuttle exterior to the fine corinthian leather of it's seat. Btw you can view the images here: http://fyad.org/tjmk
Don't worry Paramount... by JERRY HORROR	Mar 26th, 2008 11:08:26 PM
Non-Trekkies will see this. Just add boobs. 7 of 9. Yep. Never even watched anything but the original shows, but, I know who that borg broad is. Boobs Paramount, boobs. C'mon ya' got enough running the studio right? Let me guess, "Cloverfield" is your new franchise? Sorry Playa try again. It ain't gonna kill some dorky fanboys who pay all your salaries to see some pictures right? Scared huh? That's why you pushed the release date forward right? Yeah, cause Trek is your new tentpole right? Guy's start making movies now! We are fucked.
7 of 9 and T'Pol with decon chamber gel by br1947	Mar 26th, 2008 11:18:21 PM
R-Rating, $200 million dollar opening weekend.
wow -- looks cheap and crappy by The Gospel According to Bastardface	Mar 26th, 2008 11:21:57 PM

I didn't want to see it anyway by Hikaru Ichijo	Mar 26th, 2008 11:30:00 PM

Paramount sucks my dick! by Uncle Stan	Mar 26th, 2008 11:52:19 PM
Fuck them suits. Who do they think butters their shitty white bread?
You're right, Star Trek V is unappreciated. by RainJacket	Mar 26th, 2008 11:53:49 PM
When the elderly crew began singing around the campfire, I certainly felt very goddamn unappreciated as a paying customer.
I have just one thing to say... by el_stupido	Mar 27th, 2008 12:00:18 AM
BEEEEP.
Star Trek Five was the funniest one. by Napoleon Park	Mar 27th, 2008 12:03:59 AM
Anyone who doesn't get that Star Trek was a comedy should re-read David Gerrold's book on the making of The Trouble with Tribbles. And Star Trek V was the funniest of the movies. With "IV" a close second. Seriously, name a better Star Trek parody. Okay, SNL's "The Last Voyage... " with Elliot Gould as the NBC suit sho cancels the series and Belushi as Kirk, I'll hand you that. But name a better full length Star Trek parody with an actual plot. Urm, yeah, okay, "Galaxy Quest." Fine. But name a better Star Trek parody done with the original cast in all their iconic roles. Yeah, okay, Mad Magazine's "Star Trek Musical", sure. But name a funnier full length live action Star Trek parody starring and directed by members of the original cast. Ah-ha! See, I told you it was good. Vastly under-rated. Well, okay, Four was funnier. "Double dumb ass on you." "Nuclear wessels." Oh, and the one where Data says "Oh shit!," that was pretty funny too.
My favorite Star Trek V line: by Napoleon Park	Mar 27th, 2008 12:08:04 AM
"Go down to the end of this hall and turn right at the green screen." And that didn't tell you it was a parody? Really?
Mirrors by tme2nsb	Mar 27th, 2008 12:10:30 AM
I am going to post mirrors on Flickr, imageshack, and any other image sharing site there is!
MIRROR URL by tme2nsb	Mar 27th, 2008 12:16:00 AM
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How can ANYONE enjoy a JJ Abrams film? by DarkJediStoops	Mar 27th, 2008 12:27:38 AM
The guys a total douchebag. A new re-imaginged Star Trek film?.. then one thing is certain. If it's a JJ Abrams film, then it will float like a turd.
AIR by Trik_Ster	Mar 27th, 2008 12:39:15 AM
RE AH FIF TEA ONE!
TomServo by tme2nsb	Mar 27th, 2008 12:59:27 AM
I know. If they take them down, I got about eight other mirrors I can back up with.
Removed?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! by MrMysteryGuest	Mar 27th, 2008 01:46:48 AM

Paramount Can Suck My Dick by Queefer Bukkake	Mar 27th, 2008 02:01:12 AM
Luckily I downloaded the pictures before they were taken down. I'm going to post them all over the place. FUCK YOU PARAMOUNT!
Parody better thank Trek 5, Warp 11! by warp11	Mar 27th, 2008 02:08:05 AM
Trek 5 could have been amazing if they really put some effort into the whole God thing. I heard the original script was was different then the way the movie turned out. Check out that star trek band Warp 11, for some amazing Trek parody. http://tinyurl.com/hyke7
I enjoy IV and all... by DocPazuzu	Mar 27th, 2008 02:21:30 AM
...but Leonard Rosenman's score is fucking awful and gets worse each time I watch the film. Stinko!
Seat belts in Star Trek!!!??? That ain't canon! by Wonderboys	Mar 27th, 2008 03:50:53 AM
And Leonard Rosenman's score for IV is great, not very startrek-esque (?) but fits very well the movie
V deserves some credit for the characterisation by photoboy	Mar 27th, 2008 03:54:56 AM
While for the most part ST V is pretty bad (although I've always loved the bridge in this one) I don't think it can be denied that it's the best film for displaying the bond between Kirk, Spock and McCoy and the way they spend even their free time together. The only Trek film I truly despise is Nemeshit, it was irredeemably fucking awful. JJ's film is going to suck balls too. And there isn't one rhinestone in any of those pictures, isn't this supposed to be Kirk's era???
Star Trek V: SPECIAL EDITION! by Demode	Mar 27th, 2008 04:23:20 AM
What Star Trek 5 really needs is a special edition. The effects sucked so bad in that film. Give it remastered effects, and you would have a good Trek film. Oh, and cut out that scene of Scotty bumping his head, out of respect for Doohan. Thankyou!
Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan't think why they would want this r by abiggerboat	Mar 27th, 2008 04:29:34 AM

removed even! by abiggerboat	Mar 27th, 2008 04:30:14 AM

Final Frontier is GASH! by DiamondJoe	Mar 27th, 2008 04:43:42 AM
Apart from the campfire scene, which is really quite good, that film is utter shite. In every way. Special effects? Crap. Script? Crap. Premise? Ludicrous. "So, in this film they look for God? I wonder how that will end?" Also can't believe there's not more love for The Search for Spock here. It's got some fucking superb Trek moments in it. Stealing the Enterprise, Kirk's reaction to his son's death, scuttling the ship and its plunge through the sky, Christopher Lloyd, the resurrection scene. Terrific movie. "The word is no. I am therefore going anyway."
No Shat, no me. It's that fuckin simple by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Mar 27th, 2008 05:29:50 AM
He is Star Trek, all other characters are secondary for me.....KKHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAANNNN NNNN!!!!
nuts and bolts by haywood	Mar 27th, 2008 06:08:13 AM
There is a fine line between designing something that looks like it has a function, and something fantastic. We live in an age when strides in computer technology is done so quickly, think back just twenty years ago, and how the computer has evolved. Imagine thirty years from today, touch screens, nano tech, holograms, and things that are impossible to imagine. So flash forward to Star Trek's time, and we have...giant knobs on the shuttle craft. Sad that the 1960 show seem to feel more futuristic than what I have seen so far from this production. Giant work hats, bulky belts, looks more like Rosie the RIverter designed this film. I hope it all comes together. There is an element of fun, and futuristic thinking that goes along with the original show, this bare bones realistic russian space welder feels a bit strange, we will have to wait and see. I hope for the sake of the property it all comes together.
Anyone made a backup of the images and can share it? by ricarleite	Mar 27th, 2008 07:16:07 AM
AICN just got bitchslapped again by some 2nd rate studio.
Just saw it by ricarleite	Mar 27th, 2008 07:21:22 AM
THOSE are the control panels??? WTF? There's a 1970s washing machine selector in it! Am I missing something here? Is this a joke?
Actually, photoboy... by DocPazuzu	Mar 27th, 2008 07:22:50 AM
...I find Insurrection to be the absolute nadir of Trek. It makes Nemesis look like Empire Strikes Back.
Star Trek V by D o o d	Mar 27th, 2008 07:50:13 AM
Was a big pile of shit and deserves no respect. I believe that was the one directed by shatner himself and it was super lame.
Thanks Floggy Bottom by malificus	Mar 27th, 2008 08:12:31 AM
These pics are so innocuous, Paramount is such a bunch of cocks. I've been an STOS fan my whole life and have watched while they've bilked fans for every single cent they could while delivering the most consistantly sub-par/outright shitty, banged-out-for-the-buck product ever. ST single-handedly kept that fucking studio alive for years yet they have NO respect for the fans, none at all. Any buzz is good buzz and after people like Braga got done grinding the franchise into the dirt for years they are lucky people care at all. I'll still see it though, damn me..(lowering my head in well-deserved shame...)
Nuclear wessels... by malificus	Mar 27th, 2008 08:13:25 AM
Koenig is an awesome guy by the way.
For those who missed 'em by sevon42	Mar 27th, 2008 08:13:35 AM
Google cache is your friend. S'all I'm sayin'.
What about the pics I sent in??!! by rectalscan	Mar 27th, 2008 08:17:26 AM
I sent in some GREAT ST set pics from Vasquez rocks and NO MENTION?!! But you guys get excited over this??!! WTF??!! Friggin hypocrites. :(
dirty old consoles by zom-bot.com	Mar 27th, 2008 08:18:24 AM
what's with the years of filth and dings and oily hand grease stains on that one pic of the consoles? i mean jesus, that's good authentic detail work, but it looks like a prop from the sixties. how long have they been using this ship in the future?
Doesn't tell us much by BizarroJerry	Mar 27th, 2008 08:36:08 AM
These photos tell us so little about what we're actually seeing, it's pointless to complain. This will not look exactly like the 1960s tv series. Deal with it. This was the same problem we had with people complaining about the early looks at Transformers characters. Everyone spent so much time bitching about the authentic design of things and forgot to worry about the shitty script. "Oh my God! Why does something look dirty in Star Trek?" They're on a dirty planet. Maybe that's a dirty shuttle having nothing to do with Starfleet. I didn't realize a key component of the Star Trek universe was a spotless floor.
Wow; @ tme2nsb by BetaSword	Mar 27th, 2008 08:41:35 AM
Looks pretty good to me, also adding some dirt, increases the realism, i think. @tme2nsb: Thanks for the mirror, as I missed the originally posted Images here at AICN.
my favorite star trek v moment---- by captain_kirk	Mar 27th, 2008 08:50:30 AM
was when kirk stood by the wheel of the historic ship and the music slowly keyed up. It was a terrific, if egotistical, moment
And... by BizarroJerry	Mar 27th, 2008 08:50:37 AM
Doesn't this look like some industrial mining type place? This isn't the middle of Starfleet headquarters. I should also add that the first Captain Pike pilot of Trek wasn't as shiny and brightly colored as the Kirk show. And this is in that era.
its a movie about time travel by ArcadianDS	Mar 27th, 2008 09:09:28 AM
perhaps this shuttle has been derelict for many years.
I want the bright, glowing marble button look by Pizza The Hut	Mar 27th, 2008 09:50:47 AM
...from TOS. That's just me.
I have to bitch about the deletion, sorry by KCMOSHer	Mar 27th, 2008 12:10:30 PM
This is becoming a tradition, but it's the first time I've spoken about it. When did you AICN cats lose your testicles? From what I can tell, there is no protected material in those photos. Taking photos of things is no violation of copyright. A film company has no copyright privileges over how an object looks that will appear in their film, unless the material displaying that object is owned by the studio. (If someone snuck in and stole copyrighted footage, that's another story, basically.) In short, there's no compelling reason to remove the photos, and once upon a time AICN was THE site for that kind of material. Now, well, Harry and Mori have film deals going so telling someone like Paramount to fuck off when they ask to have the photos removed would be bad for business. I just wish someone else would take up the torch and go for this true undercover stuff. It seems like all the movie sites are now dependent on studios for their material so they just don't dare to piss one off in the interest of a scoop. I wonder if Drudge wants to open a movie site?
Regarding Star Trek V. by Henry Jones Sr	Mar 27th, 2008 12:10:33 PM
I'm not an all-round Star Trek fan, but I do enjoy the Shatner / Nimoy movies. I hadn't seen them in a long while so I bought the box set and watched one every couple of weeks or so. The Final Frontier is a really bad film, no question about it. Kind of just about watchable, but really it's just crap.
MIRROR URL 1 by tme2nsb	Mar 27th, 2008 01:02:43 PM
http://tinyurl.com/3284dy
Also: IF anyone by tme2nsb	Mar 27th, 2008 01:04:58 PM
Wants to start a new undercover site, contact me at tme64k-at-gmail-dot-com You MUST have connections
I agree KCMOSHer by malificus	Mar 27th, 2008 02:05:39 PM
And further, these pics lack any sort of context at all, and as far as how the panels look, what are your chances of getting a tight shot of those anyway? McCoy used an old salt shaker to scan for wounds and have you ever had a REAL close look at the few, lame buttons Sulu would long-stroke, there was like 25 buttons on his console, he helmed the damn ship with like 6 movable switches, up and down. Add a couple cool button sounds and REALLY SELL IT. The dirty/dusty ass equipment won't matter at all in the end, the movie will be so dark you'll never see it.
Star Trek : Mr. Spocks Bogus Journey. by DarkJediStoops	Mar 27th, 2008 02:35:05 PM
Can we see the Enterprise battling a Space Galleon? - Pirates are ALWAYS a winner.
WTF???? by thedoctor28	Mar 27th, 2008 02:36:32 PM

Gungan Slayer by thedoctor28	Mar 27th, 2008 02:40:15 PM
I totally agree, fuk this shit man!!!
They really need to get DS9 back by thedoctor28	Mar 27th, 2008 02:43:31 PM
We need to see a better ending to that series. We need to see a motion pic with the DS9 creww. Or maybe a movie with all the Caps like Janeway, Sisko, and Archer. Id rather watch that then a cast we dont know at all. AND I AM SICK OF ALL THIS PREQUEL SHIT . Doesnt anyone know how to go forward anymore????!!!!
I Dunno by thedoctor28	Mar 27th, 2008 02:50:32 PM
never looked at ST3 that way, but now that ya mention it!!!!
Space Pirates on a Space Galleon by DarkJediStoops	Mar 27th, 2008 03:02:47 PM
fighting the Enterprise, while Kirk & crew protect a Whale Probe. "Admiral, they'll be whales here!"
Also, you just KNOW JJ Abrams is going to by DarkJediStoops	Mar 27th, 2008 03:04:48 PM
throw in the line by Kirk saying "Beam me up, Scotty!"
I like the idea... by CAPTAIN RIGHTWING	Mar 27th, 2008 04:35:42 PM
of knobs and switches, just not the kind I can buy at any hardware or secondhand store. Other than that this looks like every other shit sci-fi movie that's been out in the last decade. Lost in Space '97 anyone?
Missed it? by epcool	Mar 27th, 2008 04:49:47 PM
Check out the google cache soon: cache:http://www.aintitcool.co m/node/36162
I always wanted to learn by Toonol	Mar 27th, 2008 04:59:53 PM
how to pilot the enterprise with those old controls. Warp 1 click Warp 2 click Warp 3 click Bearing 2-4-5 twist
I would love to get ahold of one of those jackets. by Underoos Hero	Mar 27th, 2008 07:51:09 PM
Look out ladies. makes clicking sound with mouth and fires finger guns
Calm the EFF Down by sirbroiler	Mar 27th, 2008 09:56:28 PM
Who's to even say these pictures are of the interior of a Federation shuttle? This could be one of a thousand different things. Nothing in a movie looks like it does in a snapshot from a digital camera. Here's an idea - if you don't like what you see GO TO A DIFFERENT MOVIE THAT WEEKEND BEETCHES!!! J.J. ALL THE WAY!!!
thanks ffor the help tme2snb by Dr.DirtyD	Mar 28th, 2008 03:54:36 AM
sorry though, i don't have any connections.
Actually I agree about Star Trek 5- im not saying its great by Cotton McKnight	Mar 28th, 2008 09:54:13 AM
But I rank the "bad" star trek movies on whether or not they had memorable scenes. Good ones, I mean. And honestly, there were quite a few in that movie. I liked that observation deck with the old nautical steering wheel. I liked the scene where Sulu crashes the shuttle craft into the Enterprise hangar. And for whatever reason, I like the scene with Bones, Spock, and Kirk in the elevator shaft, where Spock has these rocket boots on. When asked to grab on, Bones simply says "I'll take the next car". I don't know why I like that line but the way he delivers it is funny. And whenever I am confronted with getting on a crowded elevator, I say that. I would put it FAR above Insurrection.
V has one of McCoy's best scenes by mayorofsimpleton	Apr 3rd, 2008 07:54:54 PM
The whole father dying thing where sybok reveals their pain. That movie has a LOT of great stuff in it and the only reason people repeat over and over that it's the worst is because, when it came out, it was...NOW though, there are at least 2 TNG movies that are worse, and V on it's own isn't as bad as one remembers. Watch it for yourself, it's pretty good. That being said, the pics look great to me - I love the old 1960's looking controls...if you don't get that that is what we need in a re-imagining, THE ORIGINAL SERIES ERA 1967 IN A MOVIE, then fuck you.

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