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Rambo's Girlfriend Is Now The Object Of Jigsaw's Affections!!

hot by Internet Thug	Mar 26th, 2008 08:44:06 AM
oh yeah.
Yeah but.... by MrInsidious	Mar 26th, 2008 08:45:58 AM
This one came from the casting couch, if you know what I mean......Do you know what I mean?
Dexter by filmcoyote	Mar 26th, 2008 08:46:19 AM
She's also great in Dexter
I'm not listening, cat hater. by DerLanghaarige	Mar 26th, 2008 08:50:34 AM
>:(
Saw V - Rambo by bobinnova	Mar 26th, 2008 08:52:27 AM
Cause you know its coming. Rambo did want to go in a different genre, why not torture porn?
I'd fuck her jellyfish style! by donwillymo	Mar 26th, 2008 08:54:44 AM

She is so hot... by Judge Briggs	Mar 26th, 2008 08:55:19 AM
I mean, damn, really hot.... I remember her from Angel... and she was in a few more episodes than several... she is hot.
Personality Test by tonagan	Mar 26th, 2008 09:00:39 AM
I think your personality is determined by if you remember Julie Benz from: 1. Buffy/Angel 2. Dexter 3. Rambo Intravenous
Why no mention of work on Dexter? by Z 008	Mar 26th, 2008 09:05:50 AM
I think shes in the new Punisher too.
Not only would I hit that.... by Mr Spork	Mar 26th, 2008 09:07:27 AM
I would also buy her a cheeseburger.
What's jellyfish style? by Wee Willie	Mar 26th, 2008 09:11:09 AM
I need to know. Giggedy Giggedy...
When will these movies end? by Sithdan	Mar 26th, 2008 09:20:55 AM
Christ, how many more Saws are there going to be? I "saw" the first one, and that was enough for me. The more you people go see these movies, the more Hollywood will crank them off the assembly line.
I thought Tobin Bell's character died 2 movies ago. by ricarleite	Mar 26th, 2008 09:25:38 AM
Talk about planning for the future!
Years ago, they called them 'sausage factories' by ArcadianDS	Mar 26th, 2008 09:29:36 AM
the studios that cranked out cheap, stupid, plot free movies for nickles on the dollar, were referred to as 'sausage factories'
The joke's on you... by Hawaiian Organ Donor	Mar 26th, 2008 09:29:40 AM
...for continuing to support this tired franchise. How many different forms of torture can people watch inflicted upon the Abercrombie crowd? Is Alberto Gonzales ghostwriting these?
Darla! by Gatsbys West Egg Omlet	Mar 26th, 2008 09:34:03 AM
yeah, i'm a dork. but so are you.
Please. Stop. by norrinrad	Mar 26th, 2008 09:36:09 AM
Stop milking Saw. It stopped being interesting 3 movies ago. Now it's just sad.
SAW V: SAW HARDER by deliciouscowbell	Mar 26th, 2008 09:47:18 AM

SAW 5: NOBODY SAW OR LIKED THE LAST ONE by deliciouscowbell	Mar 26th, 2008 09:47:54 AM

He's dead D E A D DEAD Stop making saw's! by logicalnoise01	Mar 26th, 2008 09:50:09 AM
First one was good, Second arguably decent thanks to tobin's great performance, 3 was shit and 4 was just a clusterfuck of immense purpotions. There's no way they're going to pull a Cube 0 on us so just stop now.
wow by imascooby1985	Mar 26th, 2008 09:55:23 AM
this news makes me very sad as a buffy fan, and an Angel fan, and a Dexter fan. Her career is actually going fairly well at the moment though isn't it? I mean, don't you need to be either undiscovered or stuck in a career rut ala Marky mark's brother to appear in one of these flicks?
SAW V: CITIZENS ON PATROL by skimn	Mar 26th, 2008 10:08:33 AM

SAW V: SO VERY TIRED by executiverocker	Mar 26th, 2008 10:09:36 AM

Several episodes? by rutgerman	Mar 26th, 2008 10:10:09 AM
She was a main character on both Buffy and Angel...
Terrible actress... and a whipped Rambo by superduper3000	Mar 26th, 2008 10:15:00 AM
The single best line in Rambo is when this chick asks him, "What about the world?" and he just responds, "Fuck the world", and walks off. Classic. She was terrible in Rambo, and I wasn't surprised that the only white woman in a sea of brown somehow survived the carnage, unscathed. Maybe Jigsaw will finish the job once and for all? Where are the Jaime Lee Curtis' and Nancy's of the world these days? Gimme more of those! Favorite Japanese Imports?? http://tinyurl.com/2mbwbh
Citizens On Patrol was part 4. Part 5 was... by DerLanghaarige	Mar 26th, 2008 10:20:01 AM
...Assignment Miami Beach. ;)
SAW V: HIGH NOON AT MEGA MOUNTAIN by Super Rabbi	Mar 26th, 2008 10:20:34 AM

Jamie Lee Curtis was born a man, right? by performingmonkey	Mar 26th, 2008 10:31:43 AM
Or is that an unfounded rumour? That's why she was given two male names.
Here come the title spamming assholes. by DocPazuzu	Mar 26th, 2008 10:35:16 AM
Yay.
...and so good on Dexter.. by skimn	Mar 26th, 2008 10:39:50 AM
rewatching season one..Julie Benz so well portrays "damaged goods" but hot at the same time. We, as a viewing public, just have to stop this franchise. The marketing line "If it's Halloween, it must be Saw", has turned these things into an annual tradition whether needed or not. And like lemmings, the audience gives this another 30+ million dollar opening weekend, so the producers think "why not?". Its become a machine for making money.
Saw V: I SAW The Light by Dr Gregory House	Mar 26th, 2008 10:44:38 AM
Jigsaw finds old time religion
Oh that Jigsaw by MRJONZ72	Mar 26th, 2008 10:47:57 AM
for some reason. I dont know I was thinking The Punisher especially since that movie is so far into shooting..hell might ben even done for all I know.
and my thoughts on SAW by MRJONZ72	Mar 26th, 2008 10:50:22 AM
after I got done watching number 4. I said please stop enough is enough. I dont want to see another one which I wont.
Damn, I thought this was about the Punisher 2 by Reel American Hero	Mar 26th, 2008 11:05:43 AM
You know, I did used to like the Saw movies, I haven't seen the fourth one yet, mostly cause the tagline was so insufferingly stupid. It's Halloween, so it must be time for a Saw movie. That's basically what it said.
Damn thing cut off by Reel American Hero	Mar 26th, 2008 11:07:42 AM
I'll give them credit though, at least they're just being honest, it's halloween so we're cranking out another cheap Saw movie. I wish more studios were more honest. It's summer, time for Michael Bay to blow some shit up!
Halloween and Saw by skimn	Mar 26th, 2008 11:25:37 AM
The only problem, it forces other studios to move (Zombie's Halloween), or delay (Trick Or Treat, damn, I'd like to see this), because its become the American Idol of Halloween theatrical programming.
Two Jigsaw movies by grendel25	Mar 26th, 2008 11:52:43 AM
She'll be fighting off Jigsaw in the Punisher sequel and Saw V. Next she'll star it Jigsaw Puzzle: The Movie.
Hey "Bones" producers.. by skimn	Mar 26th, 2008 12:08:40 PM
could someone write her a guest role for an episode of Bones? A Benz/Boreanaz reunion would give me a good reason to watch an entire episode, if I can remember when it airs.
Julie Benz is definitely a fuckable piece of ass by Mysterious Yobo	Mar 26th, 2008 12:58:39 PM

SAW V: TERMINATOR 4 by Mysterious Yobo	Mar 26th, 2008 12:59:34 PM

SAW V: RAMBO V by Mysterious Yobo	Mar 26th, 2008 12:59:54 PM

...jawbreaker... by mr ahole ramirez	Mar 26th, 2008 01:03:03 PM
...she was in that crap too me thinks...by the way, I swore Darla was killed in s1 of Buffy but then somehow she kept poppin up in Angel...her "true" death was pretty cool though....stakin herself and havin a child...neat
mr ahole ramirez by Bouncy X	Mar 26th, 2008 01:06:47 PM
ur right, darla indeed died in season 1 of buffy, angel staked her. but with some magic mumbo jumbo she was brought back at the very end of the angel season 1 cliffhanger.
buffy by imascooby1985	Mar 26th, 2008 01:21:00 PM
She died a mere seven episodes into the first season of buffy but was still in a boatload of episodes after that via flashbacks and also had a long run on Angel where she, quite frankly, kicked all sorts of ass. Even while pregnant. And yes, staking herself to save Connor was definitely one of the highlights of Angel the series.
She luvs the serial killers! by Alientoast	Mar 26th, 2008 01:37:29 PM
She will get type casted as "girl who falls for guys who murder mass amount of people". Dexter, Rambo, now Jigsaw. Actually, it would be awesome if the new Saw movie gave a nod to Dexter and had a scene with her saran-wrapped to a table by Jigsaw. "You have to guess my internal monologue or you will DIE!!!" "Something sarcastic and full of irony?" "Shit...you win. You can go free..."
Why? by pomophobe	Mar 26th, 2008 01:38:45 PM
Why ruin what was starting to become a good career? Rambo was forgivable, but this... come on.
Darla was in... by DanielKurland	Mar 26th, 2008 01:47:21 PM
Buffy: Seasons 1, 2 (Becoming), 3 (The Wish), 5 (Fool For Love), Angel: Seasons 1, 2, 3, 5 (Destiny)...and possibly in season 4's "Orpheus" She definitely got around and was used tons.
PLEASE, by ClockWorker	Mar 26th, 2008 01:55:56 PM
Please let this SAW bullshit die. With every installment another commercially viable, popcorn, pathetic attempt at horror. The scary thing is you can make as many of these as you want because there's no end to the ways you can kill someone by some torturous device and it's not hard to just keep tacking on bullshit to the same weak little story line.
You are all fucking retards - ESPECIALLY Merrick! by Mosquito March	Mar 26th, 2008 02:04:29 PM
Julie Benz is starring as Jigsaw's girlfriend in PUNISHER: WAR ZONE, not SAW V!!! You know, the mobster from the Punisher comics with the patchwork face? THAT is the "Jigsaw" she's connected to. For fuck's sake, Merrick - cross-check your stale "scoops" once in a while before you post them.
yeah, I thought it was Jigsaw from Punisher too by oisin5199	Mar 26th, 2008 02:12:21 PM
Don't know about Saw. Though she appeared in a 'few' Buffy episodes, including the first character ever shown on the first episode, but Darla was quite a significant part of Angel season 2 and 3.
Merrick by GavinVanDraven	Mar 26th, 2008 02:16:53 PM
a little glance at her imdb page says it all. you are an idiot. not only for mixing up what movie she is in, but for omitting her work on DEXTER! now THAT is a show that deserves a talkback. if there is no talkback for nest season, we should petition. or find merrick's house and throw bricks through the windows until he gets a clue.
Buffy? What About Dexter? by DevilCat	Mar 26th, 2008 02:30:16 PM
She's the freakin' female lead on one of the best shows on TV. I swear, the lack of respect that AICN gives that show is staggering.
about lack of dexter love by imascooby1985	Mar 26th, 2008 02:37:23 PM
You cant really expect every writer here to watch every show going on at the moment. Especially the ones on pay channels like Dexter. Sure merrick messed up with this entire article since she isnt even gonna be in Saw 5 (thank God), but you dont need to bash him for not listing every single thing she HAS been in. This isn't IMDB fellas.
re: Bouncy X and Saw talk by mr ahole ramirez	Mar 26th, 2008 02:40:08 PM
...thanks for clarifyin that up...sometimes even I am to lazy to use wikipedia...but she came back in Angel s2, s1 finale was bout those ugly demons and Doyle sacrificin himself...the 1st ep that turned Angel around to be the badass show that is was... PS: bout this Saw talk, isnt it weird that we havent had any real life Saw-like murders? Im still waitin for the news to report on it
To all the Saw haters: by Fist Dirtbox	Mar 26th, 2008 02:41:04 PM
Get a fucking grip. Saw is like Friday the 13th, and Nightmare on Elm Street, its a "formula" franchise. Bitching about every episode of Saw being the same as the last is like bemoaning Freddie and/or Jason's latest outing lacking creative juice. Thats the fucking point douchebags! Its not meant to be more than just good ghoulish fun - and the truth is Saw has been admirably consistent in delivering its annual cocktail of outlandish gore and ludicrously convoluted plotting.
SAW V- Assignment: Miami Beach by turketron	Mar 26th, 2008 02:43:44 PM
Dexter is pulled into the Saw universe and must solve that shit. It would make for a great pilot to the 3rd season. Or not... the Saw movies are much less than Dexter. And yes, it's amazing the lack of respect that AICN gives Dexter.
s1 Angel finale was NOT about doyle sacrificing himself... by turketron	Mar 26th, 2008 02:45:13 PM
That came earlier in the season. Season finale was "To Shanshu in LA" and by that time Wesley had joined the show. /geek
You'll Get That Friday the 13th Record... by Aquatarkusman	Mar 26th, 2008 03:13:18 PM
... coincidentally at the time the number of viewers synches up with the roman numeral after the title.
re: turketron by mr ahole ramirez	Mar 26th, 2008 03:16:22 PM
...for real? I swore it was...well either way, it was kinda like the series premiere to me since all the eps before it was meh...who wouldve thought that geek would end up savin the show...R.I.P Wes...unless he's alive in that comic...
I thought it was punisher 2 too by jamestewart007	Mar 26th, 2008 03:21:14 PM
that would have been cool news.
Mosquito March - YOU ARE THE ULTIMATE RETARD by Bass Bastardson	Mar 26th, 2008 03:23:42 PM
Read the Hollywood Reporter article that Merrick links to. The title of the article is "Julie Benz cast in Saw V."
On a side note - Please stop with the Saw movies by Bass Bastardson	Mar 26th, 2008 03:27:06 PM
They started sucking long long ago.
Oh and Julie Benz was AWFUL in Rambo by Bass Bastardson	Mar 26th, 2008 03:28:51 PM
I don't know if it was her fault - Stalone might not be a good "actor's director". But she did suck. Really, really bad.
Saw is nothing like Friday the 13th or Nightmare by skimn	Mar 26th, 2008 03:35:11 PM
which were also devices to seperate teenagers from their allowances. Friday the 13th and Nightmare are cartoons compaired to the grisly deaths paraded in the Saw franchise. And Saw takes itself so damned serious, as tho it was making profound statements about the sanctity of living ones life.
So, she is in Punisher 2, not Saw V by Reel American Hero	Mar 26th, 2008 03:35:16 PM
That has to be the first time I've ever been right on a potential misreading of a headline. And probably the only time as well.
I dated Julie Benz's roomate when she was at NYU. by 3 Bag Enema	Mar 26th, 2008 03:36:03 PM
Didn't know Benz very well, though. I know, no one cares. But when you knew a celebrity and they're mentioned, you have to tell people you knew them or you'll die.
She IS in SAW V read the stupid Hollywood Reporter by Bass Bastardson	Mar 26th, 2008 04:04:26 PM
An actress can be in two different movies - dumbasses. Are you just confused because they both have a character named Jigsaw?
Been there, SAW that. by Some farts really stink.	Mar 26th, 2008 04:10:29 PM
But Julie Benz is hot. She's so innocent and nice on Dexter.
booooooooooooooooooring by ironic_name	Mar 26th, 2008 04:29:10 PM

According to the article (everyone pay attention, now...) by r_number6	Mar 26th, 2008 05:09:14 PM
She has been cast in Saw V and "next will be seen in the company's (Lionsgate's) upcoming "The Punisher: War Zone." So apparently she will be facing villains named Jigsaw in back-to-back movies! What are the odds?
Also... by r_number6	Mar 26th, 2008 05:11:03 PM
Hopefully she will wear the top from that picture in at least one of those two films. Hey now!!!
fuck yeah Julie Benz! by The Amazing G	Mar 26th, 2008 05:37:20 PM
she's great in Dexter
She's pretty hawt by Trik_Ster	Mar 26th, 2008 06:01:07 PM
and a fairly good actress as such I hat to see her in crap slasher flicks
Doesn't this guy have cancer? by Immortal_Fish	Mar 26th, 2008 06:23:59 PM
Shouldn't the creators have given the character a supernatural dynamic by now? Honestly. This should be insulting to people wearing purple ribbons everywhere.
SAW V: I SAW MOMMMY KISSING SANTA CLAWS by The Winged Doucheman	Mar 26th, 2008 06:48:52 PM
December 2008
Jigsaw? ohh that Jigsaw... by Stalkeye	Mar 26th, 2008 07:36:09 PM
..I was thinking about that upcoming Punisher sequel (in which the scarred gangster Jigsaw will prolly make his appearance.0 Another Saw movie? goddamn greedy Lionsgate.
SAW V: SUCKS 5x WORSE THAN THE FIRST ONE by LaserPants	Mar 26th, 2008 07:38:10 PM
Which also SUCKED. Seriously, HOSTEL was way better. And everything Takashi Miike has done is waaaay better than both.
Oh. Jigsaw. by 23GreatWoundsAllGotInBattle	Mar 26th, 2008 09:33:14 PM
I clicked on this cause I thought it was about Punisher War Journal. Fuck Saw. So stupid. Like Se7en without any brain at all.
You guys are gay by lucky slevin	Mar 26th, 2008 09:49:19 PM
Saw rules
SAW V: TOBIN BELL HAS MAD BILLZ YO by TallBoy66	Mar 26th, 2008 10:48:15 PM
Those gold-plated pools don't pay for themselves, y'know. Please stop making these movies.
Saw is fine by bottombrick	Mar 26th, 2008 11:07:59 PM
Everything doesn't have to be a geekgasm, eating popcorn during an absurdly plotted horror movie is OK. And yes, the original friday the 13th and nightmare on elm st's were trying to be gruesome entertainment, although Saw doesn't hold a candle to the original Nightmare on Elm St. and comparing Saw to Takashi Miike is like comparing apples and anal sex.
Lest we forget George of the Jungle 2 by mothandrust	Mar 27th, 2008 03:07:55 AM
I thought she was funny and hot in that. Google Julie Benz for some hot 'unclothey' pics too. Oh yeah, and as far as coolness goes on television, it's hard to ignore Dexter. The saddest part of my life right now is having to wait until September for season 3. Love that freaking serial killer.
I thought this was about the Punisher! - Fuck Saw by Steve Rogers	Mar 27th, 2008 04:24:13 AM
Those movies are so played out.
I, too, am a Darla dork by Franklin T Marmoset	Mar 27th, 2008 07:09:37 AM
I always liked her as Darla on Buffy and, even more so, on Angel, and I've just started watching the first season of Dexter (we're so behind here in England) and she's pretty damn good on that, too. I haven't seen Rambo yet, but I suppose I'll get around to it at some point. Any clarification yet on whether she's in Saw 5 or Punisher 2.0 Part II? Mind you, neither sound too promising...
Bass Bastardson - The HR article is wrong, retard. by Mosquito March	Mar 27th, 2008 07:57:03 AM
And if Merrick had cross-checked it, he'd know. The PUNSIHER: WAR ZONE info has been around for a long time. Retard.
Saw and the Temple of Doom by donwillymo	Mar 27th, 2008 09:03:42 AM

She's a cutie pie by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 27th, 2008 11:30:35 AM
Liked her in Rambo. That glam shot up above makes her look quite the hottie. But with each new Saw film, I care less and less.
Yeah, it's Punisher by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 27th, 2008 11:33:27 AM
don't know what the source is for this article, but all other sources say it's the Punisher villain "Jigsaw," not John Kramer from the Saw film series.
If you think Saw is harsh... by Fist Dirtbox	Mar 27th, 2008 07:10:32 PM
for God's sake stay far away from Maury & Bustillo's Inside (A L'interieur). Now there's a seriously harsh, take no prisoners horror movie. It's frankly a tragedy this is going direct to DVD in the US, as its nothing to do with its cinematic qualities, and everything to do with this being a movie that could never ever have a hope in hell of getting a R rating. Yeah, Inside makes Miike's excesses seem positively tame by comparison. And for the record despite its extremity, this is no cheap-ass sadist's wankfest. Its well played, beautifully shot, scored, and directed. It just shows how witless and shit most recent attempts at "hardcore" horror are.

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