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"the new TERMIONATOR feature film..."
by tonagan
Mar 21st, 2008
09:40:48 AM
From the people who brought you the Cheerionator and the SpaghettiOnator.
WoW
by korahn
Mar 21st, 2008
09:46:49 AM
If the movie's acting is as bad as the people in the videos (especially #7) it's gonna suck.
Oh sure, fix the spelling...
by tonagan
Mar 21st, 2008
09:47:32 AM
Make me look like I'm crazy.
tonagan
by Merrick
Mar 21st, 2008
09:49:44 AM
What? What are you talking about? :)
SgahettiOnator!
by Flying Spaghetti Monster
Mar 21st, 2008
09:52:25 AM
The Terminator Machine in the final movie...
by Ordo Malleus
Mar 21st, 2008
09:53:26 AM
It is a Centaur Type Terminator, it was supposed to be in the beginning of the second film but was cut out.
there seems to be some
by Flying Spaghetti Monster
Mar 21st, 2008
09:53:35 AM
spelling curse on this TB
My grip on reality is tenuous as it is...
by tonagan
Mar 21st, 2008
09:54:27 AM
Hope to see it back
by Sithdan
Mar 21st, 2008
09:58:07 AM
I hope Sarah Connor Chronicles makes it back to my television screen this fall. It's not perfect by any means, but it sure beats the crap out of all this other excrement on tv like Survivor, American Idol, Dancing with the Stars, Truth or Dare (or whatever the hell that piece of shit is called) and Super Nanny.
"JOSH! JOSH!!"
by uss cygnus
Mar 21st, 2008
09:59:30 AM
Enitech labs, Rustin Parr C.E.O. . "In two months, Cal Ripken is KING! But I won't get to see it! 'Cause I'll be in the woods!"
Good Viral Marketing
by Spastic Jedi
Mar 21st, 2008
10:00:08 AM
It is definitely some of the best viral marketing I have seen. Base it in reality and it makes it that much more believable.

You guys read the comments for the videos? They are hilarious. People are debating whether or not it is real. Too funny!

That four legged goat-bot
by clownbot3000
Mar 21st, 2008
10:01:56 AM
is more than a little creepy.
Agrees with clownbot3000: Freaky shit
by tylerzero
Mar 21st, 2008
10:07:40 AM
It's like a goat crossbred with a fly
Real or not, people seem to forget that..
by Yeti
Mar 21st, 2008
10:23:45 AM
technology is at least 10 years ahead of what's commercially available or released to public scrutiny. Scary stuff.
Good stuff
by Magnum Opus
Mar 21st, 2008
10:30:27 AM
Pretty entertaining. That robo-goat looks incredibly useful for sneaking up on deaf people, "WRRREEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR"
Well..
by micturatingbenjamin
Mar 21st, 2008
10:45:24 AM
That's horrifying. Now I know why Sarah Connor kills people. The maddening buzz, and the weird walk...This is nightmare inducing madness on crunky legs.
Video #4
by DarthLegsy
Mar 21st, 2008
10:50:32 AM
Only got as far as #4 so far but its clrearly the sarah chronicles rather than the film - an email address flashes up (too fast to see) then the message THE TURK IS NOT BAD...
Video #4
by DarthLegsy
Mar 21st, 2008
10:53:11 AM
...oops it seems to say THE TURK IS NOT DEAD...
State of the Terminator Union
by The Bandit
Mar 21st, 2008
11:07:31 AM
First, yeah T3 wasnt all that great, but its better than the new show. That being said I dont get the complete hate on T3 and the big love of SCC, but to each his own. As for T4, despite the involvement of Bale (which is giving people hope that its not going to blow goat) I'm betting its still gonna blow goat. Lastly that 'pack-mule' robot was cool as hell and yet very very disturbing.
Talk to the hand.
by Sid Plague
Mar 21st, 2008
11:10:10 AM
Count me out unless McG is involved.
Talk to the hand.
by Sid Plague
Mar 21st, 2008
11:10:14 AM
Count me out unless McG is involved.
It'd be stupid not to bring SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES back
by Halloween68
Mar 21st, 2008
11:17:44 AM
It was hands down the best new show on TV next to, I hate to say it as much I can't stand its creator, REAPER. It was actually better than LOST has been this past season. I can't imagine it won't be back for at least two to three more seasons. Look how long ALIAS was around. This is a similar show, budget wise.
SARAH CNNR CHRNICLES
by ArcadianDS
Mar 21st, 2008
11:25:01 AM
Lets remove ALL the O's while we're at it.
It must be the TV series
by aversiontherapy2
Mar 21st, 2008
11:26:18 AM
If it was for the film they would have spent a little more money on the effects.
That robot vid
by SlickyVonBoner
Mar 21st, 2008
11:37:24 AM
Was sweet. Keeping its footing on that ice was amazing... Sara Conner now needs to execute the lead designers and blow up their lab to but a stop to judgement day.
A little late...
by Mr. Love
Mar 21st, 2008
11:41:22 AM
This was an ARG that ran for a few months, and just ended. It was fun, though.
Creepifying.....
by closeencounter
Mar 21st, 2008
11:48:47 AM
Just think, in 3 years or so we're all gonna say, "That's nothing, look at THIS..."
Something I found
by NYSCO6390
Mar 21st, 2008
11:56:46 AM
http://tinyurl.com/2nj9z8 Found that on part of the terminator wiki in the "Takebackthefuture/com" section. Sure as heck looks like the spooky goat/fly walker thing that Merrick linked to!
What's scary is you people who think
by Guy Who Got A Headache And Accidentally Saves The World
Mar 21st, 2008
11:59:10 AM
Someone can really invent a camera to take pictures of the future, you ignorant dumbasses.
The EniTechLabs Site
by CapnPower
Mar 21st, 2008
12:04:31 PM
Strangly enough the site was actually launched a week or two before the series premiered. Since the series has went on hiatus, the updates for EniTech Labs have stopped. This IS a viral site tied into the series and not the T4 movie.
Wow..
by seniorspeilbergio
Mar 21st, 2008
12:13:21 PM
Could not give a shit less about that Terminator show but that robot was fucking awesome. They need to make a Mars probe out of that fucker.
ha
by FlyinHawaiian30
Mar 21st, 2008
12:38:59 PM
on the comments for the last video somebody called Merrick from AICN a cunt...lol i guess SkyNet doesnt want u reporting on this
"because if this was real I have a feeling it would be all over
by samsquanch
Mar 21st, 2008
12:57:23 PM
Could I have this guy's number? My cousin in Nigeria would like to use his bank account to hold his millions of dollars for a short time.

That walker will now haunt my dreams. It is amazing technology, particularly how closely it resembles the natural movement of a real animal, more than one would expect a machine to move. But why does it also have to conjure up feelings of deep, spiritual dread at the same time?

"All over the news", that is...
by samsquanch
Mar 21st, 2008
12:58:01 PM
fix this!
the vids are all on youtube
by ArcadianDS
Mar 21st, 2008
12:59:03 PM
in case you guys cant load the site.

also they are some of the WORST acting I've ever seen, even by YOUTUBE standards. In one vid, they show us a 'future photograph' of a newspaper vending machine and it clearly shows a headline from the future. Then they show us a future photograph of a major city totally nuked and what is their response? "well we're still analyzing this photo" and "we'll be sure to get back to you when we can analize this more" and the stupid IT nerd in the back says "oh no, this system tells me that the data is totally way accurate and whatnot"

And they're all matter-of-fact, monotone, and talking like even THEY know the video is just bad. It ends by saying, 'well we're still not sure what this image really means, but we'll be back again soon bye now."

This makes the lonelygirl videos look like Citizen Kane.

Way to be waay behind the ball..AGAIN.
by UMAGA
Mar 21st, 2008
01:03:49 PM
It's for SCC. I saw these videos when the show was still on.
ArcadianDS...
by seniorspeilbergio
Mar 21st, 2008
01:05:23 PM
I only watched the first one but I love how the female scientist has to be asian because, you know, those little fuckers are all so smart!
T3 was the best of the bunch o'dium!
by Sith Witch
Mar 21st, 2008
01:18:25 PM
Time to jump off the fanboy bitch wagon....
THE TURK IS NOT DEAD - VIDEO 4
by BojTrek
Mar 21st, 2008
01:21:07 PM
Funny...
Comments from the beginning are priceless
by Marillion
Mar 21st, 2008
01:51:10 PM
People convinced this is real.. I guess if it's done well enough, it will be believable.. Kind of like Blair Witch..
They should of gotten the actors from the British Office
by messi
Mar 21st, 2008
02:03:22 PM
how trippy would that be.

Well...it looks like a robot yeah? Which I hate(looks at camera) but not because it kills people. But because it degrades woman, yeah? - David Brent

Stellar Links Section - SCC WIKI & TerminatorFiles
by TerminatorPodcast
Mar 21st, 2008
02:25:43 PM
There's a lot of great information at both of these sites, enough to last a TERMINATOR lifetime. Check them out when you can. http://sarahconnor.wetpaint.co m http://www.terminatorfiles.com The future is VERY bright for both the TSCC series, as well as the 4th film. Christian Bale being included adds a completely different element to what could EASILY become another smash, bash and money grab film. It's a great time to be a TERMINATOR fan.
BigDog..
by GoFukyerSelf
Mar 21st, 2008
02:26:28 PM
I've seen this before, but BigDog fuckin' rocks! It's going to be crazy to see what the next 30 years brings..
You all Know that Skynet
by Street
Mar 21st, 2008
02:30:33 PM
is actually a real defence satellite yes? My old man has worked on 13 possibly more models of it. Dunno what number they are on now. Also worked on the parachute deployment system for the British Mars lander. Shame that didn't work out.
Links via TinyURL
by TerminatorPodcast
Mar 21st, 2008
02:31:40 PM
MIA CULPA! :) Sarah Connor Chronicles WIKI: http://tinyurl.com/2vkpej TERMINATORFiles: http://tinyurl.com/39dchp Again, both have extensive files and information about everything TERMINATOR, both feature film and television-based. Outstanding reading.
Maybe it's Lost
by skywalkerfamily
Mar 21st, 2008
02:53:23 PM
Ben has a special camera.
T4 : Stop or my mom will terminate you!
by Gorgomel
Mar 21st, 2008
03:08:09 PM
But does Enitech have enough flair?
by SG7
Mar 21st, 2008
04:23:09 PM
Does it?
I figure these folks...
by Christopher3
Mar 21st, 2008
04:37:38 PM
Do maybe ten, fifteen minutes of real work a day. Hey, good luck with those firings.
Thats scary because i actually felt sorry for that robot
by Mysterious Yobo
Mar 21st, 2008
05:31:02 PM
when the guy kicked it. euch!
That's not a robot peeps...
by moobit
Mar 21st, 2008
06:56:19 PM
Men in suit! Men in suit!! ;-) If you look really closely (especially at the back "legs"), you can work out the ankle, leg, knee and lower torso (kinda top of the hips and below...) where he's bent over and inside robot body like the back of a pantomime horse… My inner Geek really hopes I’m wrong, but I don’t think I am in this case… oh well-I suppose we'll just have to wait for the bovines to take over the world instead... Cool vid though-kudos to the people that went to the trouble of making it!
Dude that campaign is fucking cool!!!!
by Turd Furgeson
Mar 21st, 2008
07:33:40 PM
I like it! Got a nice creepy feel...
AND away we go!
by deliciouscowbell
Mar 21st, 2008
07:44:04 PM
Gorgomel-dont make everybody from the last talback come over here now. btw-the fresh terminator of bel-air and dazed and conterminated were the best ones.
We should not give robots legs
by br1947
Mar 21st, 2008
07:56:20 PM
That way if a real SkyNet develops, it can easily be defeated by stairs. Mark my words.
That creepyifying buzzing sound..
by buffywrestling
Mar 21st, 2008
08:00:18 PM
just scared the piss out of my dog.... Bad dog!
"Father, give me legs."
by BetaRayBill07
Mar 21st, 2008
09:46:07 PM
Crawl crawl crawl as Homer looks away
EniTech people have been targeted for termination.
by kabong
Mar 21st, 2008
09:58:28 PM
The Resistance thanks you for your cooperation.
Office Space
by phillipisking
Mar 21st, 2008
10:06:57 PM
am I the only one?
That is one ugly ass robot
by skywalkerfamily
Mar 21st, 2008
10:26:51 PM
Lucas must be pointing at that and laughing.
I think this deals with the TV Show
by JT - Redrum
Mar 21st, 2008
10:39:58 PM
In a couple of the clips...I deffinetly saw in clip the words on the screen "The Turk is not dead"....anyone else see this or was able to read the other things flashed on the screen?
JT-Redrum
by Turd Furgeson
Mar 21st, 2008
11:23:31 PM
Yes, It says "The Turk is not dead" so this is for sure dealing with the TV show... Also, the terminator in the clip is not the one who lost his skin and got blown up in the TV show but another one. The site has a blog posting from a resistence fighter who said that terminator lost his skin in a fire battle and is now targeting the Enitech team.. I have been reading all the blogs.. A ton of work went into this and its incredibly creative stuff, check out the archives.
I am trying to
by Turd Furgeson
Mar 21st, 2008
11:25:10 PM
freeze frame the other dialog to see what it says... fucking explorer based playback sucks.
BigDog
by erikharrison
Mar 21st, 2008
11:44:13 PM
Best commentary on the robot video I've seen http://tinyurl.com/39a8zv
A wrinkle not mentioned yet...
by Stunt Vocalist 709
Mar 22nd, 2008
02:27:54 AM
It's a safe bet that at least some of the comments below each of the Enitech videos are 'plants.' Faked up to start and add credibility to a debate about it. It's also a safe bet that there are a bunch of dim bulbs out there that bought into it as real. As far as the movies and television series, I've always admired T1 and T2 as a great overall story that didn't need any more sequels. I saw T3 only once and thought it sucked less than I expected it to. I'll want to see it again to really decide about it. The TSCC series has far surpassed my expectations. The story has me caring about how things will unfold. I like the casting, too. Yes, even B.A.G. Those of you who say he's ruined TSCC for you... well, serves you right for watching 90210 in the first place.

by darcknyght
Mar 22nd, 2008
06:38:56 AM
Just before the Turk is not dead message is a message that flashes very quickly saying takebackthefuture@gmail.com which is a site for the show
Metal gear solid!?!?!?!
by hoax345
Mar 22nd, 2008
09:22:27 AM
Doesn't that big dog remind anyone of one of the metal gear robots?? It's a Darpa project too for any fans of the first game. Even more freaky when you think about that!
Despite the Turk reference I think it's for the movie
by performingmonkey
Mar 22nd, 2008
04:38:45 PM
They asked the SCC team if they could use it. They are collaborating.
It must be tied to TV show: "THE TURK IS NOT DEAD"
by tubuku69
Mar 22nd, 2008
04:48:11 PM
Watching the EniTech videos, the one after the "incident" has a fade to black and for a fraction of an instant what appears an email address (can't pause on it yet) and then a sentence-after trial and error saw it: "THE TURK IS NOT DEAD"
Another flash message in the videos
by tubuku69
Mar 22nd, 2008
04:55:49 PM
An email address appears just before "THE TURK IS NOT DEAD"-I couldn't get it to pause to see it, but someone on the site apparently did and wrote: I sent an email to takebackthefuture@gmail.com and they sent me email with numbers. 22 13 22 31 00 11 14 11 30 00 01 22 41 33 22 21 20 03 12 01 04 43 13 30 42 41 10 03 01 43 12 03 01 10 20 11 55 11 55 55 30 10 32 33 10 00 33 10 20 00 31 11 32 14 13 10 11 33 00 04 10 01 44 32 10 00 12 33 04 01 43 03 12 31 21 13 10 22 33 00 34 00 55 30 21 00 20 33 34 02 12 34 14 44 55 02 44 11 21 01 20 22 31 03 43 02 20 41 21 43 43 30 55 55 01 23 10 33 21 01 03 14 03 13 04 23 14 41 40 04 42 41 22 00 32 01 03 43 02 34 20 14 24 31 14 14 22 33 42 22 00 44 14 03 14 Can anyone break this code?
ARG Wiki that answers your questions
by Pyloros
Mar 22nd, 2008
09:15:21 PM
If anyone is curious about the puzzles presented on the enitech site, this wiki explains everything. Looks like the reality game is over. A bit of an anti-climactic ending once you see the video after the last puzzle. http://terminator.wikibruce.co m/Home
Pretty cool
by sarsy
Mar 23rd, 2008
01:13:33 AM
I just wish they made it a bit more subtle
Shit, I want a robogoat!
by ODM
Mar 23rd, 2008
02:51:20 PM
That youtube vid is insane.
phillipisking - Show me your Oh face!!!
by spud mcspud
Mar 23rd, 2008
05:26:00 PM
Mmmmmmm... yeah. I'm gonna have to ask you to come in on Saturday, mmkay? Yeeeahh.
Enitech? INITECH!!!
by spud mcspud
Mar 23rd, 2008
05:26:48 PM
Damn it feels good to be a gangster. Fuckin. Eh.
Since Josh Friedman shows up in the final video...
by Uga
Mar 23rd, 2008
06:51:24 PM
Eh, whatever.
These cameras would be good for...
by snowpuff
Mar 24th, 2008
06:39:45 PM
All paradoxes and time travel issues aside, if you were a terminator sent back to the past to insure the SkyNet future still happened...

These cameras would be good for monitoring the future and making sure you're "on course" so to speak...

Kind of like a "time compass."
Also
by snowpuff
Mar 24th, 2008
07:06:53 PM
I like how the terminators inserting the secret email addresses in the video are careful not to include the “@” symbol.

Terminators hate spam!
I doubt DARPA tech is 10 years ahead...
by lynxpro
Mar 24th, 2008
10:11:42 PM
Seriously, does the Pentagon have secret semiconductor fab plants built underground churning out 5nm 100-core microprocessors and PC10000 RAM to boot? We're talking about the same US government that let American memory chip companies like Micron get hammered by the Japanese and Koreans and their subsidies and price fixing behavior simply because the US government nixed the IBM sponsored scheme to create the "US Memories" consortium back in the late 80s. If the US government had any design on being years ahead of the industry, it would have never allowed Intel to gain such a foothold on the industry because their chips blew compared to what Motorola offered prior to the Intel Core processor family 4 years ago. The Motorola 680x0 family of processors blew away the 8088, 8086, 80286, 80386, and the 80486, and that's from a family of chips that debuted in 1979. Intel's 8088 was designed to run Coke vending machines, not powerful computers...and that's what the industry got stuck around, all because the morons at IBM declared that the 68000 was too powerful for simple business tasks that the IBM PC was meant for. Their PC engineers are a pox upon the industry when one considers that the deceased Jay Miner, father of the Atari 2600 and the 400/800 computers, quit Atari because management did not want to fund him developing a computer based upon the 68000; he later went on to create the Amiga, which like the Apple Mac and the Atari ST, were all based upon the very 68000 chip at their debuts. Continuing, the Pentagon gets hacked by Chinese script kiddies on a daily basis, thus again, I doubt DARPA is 10 years ahead even if it is not running their shop on Microsoft software [which the Pentagon is; the NSA uses a lot of BSD, thankfully].
Hey Messi...
by digitalcos
Mar 24th, 2008
11:21:27 PM
Your Office gag earlier, that's some funny shit right there. Good job.
Finally watched them all
by digitalcos
Mar 24th, 2008
11:28:12 PM
90% cool idea

executed at 60%

One of many problems with it. Ya know, if you're gonna yell out in terror, then yell out in terror. Don't hold back like you're afraid you'll blow out the mic. That just makes for a shitty performance.

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