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Rambo and FIRST!!!
by BilboRing
Mar 20th, 2008
08:37:02 AM
Am I finally first!
by MRJONZ72
Mar 20th, 2008
08:37:25 AM
????????
Get John Woo to direct.
by GibsonUSA
Mar 20th, 2008
08:38:21 AM
Yes, I am repetitive. EFF you. :)

And no, you are not first. You will never be first. :)
Bulgaria, eh...
by rev_skarekroe
Mar 20th, 2008
08:39:33 AM
Rambo vs. The Vampires! I'm all over it!
Damn You BilboRing
by MRJONZ72
Mar 20th, 2008
08:39:53 AM
FUCK!! You got me by 23 seconds, I been going to this website for almost 11 years and still no first...but oh well Rambo 5...I guess I'll be in theaters for that movie too.
Rambo should track down Will Teasle...
by dead youngling
Mar 20th, 2008
08:40:39 AM
and it should be an old man movie like the Bucket List. "Remember when I shot you through the roof."
Should be a siege at his family farm
by DirkD13"
Mar 20th, 2008
08:40:41 AM
A la Straw Dogs, but much more fuckiest uppiest. Rambo was the Bee's Bollocks.
Remember Sly the direct link between AICN and $$
by GibsonUSA
Mar 20th, 2008
08:40:57 AM
20 days of Q&A = $70 million Rocky

10 of Q&A = $40 million Rambo 4

Now if you roll on in here and take us to Chuck E. Cheese Rambo 5 will be the biggest movie of all time!
Bulgaria is not the vampire's home
by Frye777
Mar 20th, 2008
08:41:44 AM
It is Transylvania you prick.
RAMBO
by frongbak
Mar 20th, 2008
08:46:15 AM
I loved the last Rambo film and Rocky was a surprisly enjoyable movie as well but I have a sinking feeling Sly is going to destroy any goodwill with horrible sequels.
"siege at his family farm"
by GibsonUSA
Mar 20th, 2008
08:46:19 AM
He just finished rescuing missionaries and slaves in Burma, comes home, and now his farm is attacked? Rambo 6 he goes to the desert and gets flooded.
A non-war Rambo movie?
by Sithdan
Mar 20th, 2008
08:46:36 AM
Rambo in a non-war movie? What the hell is the point of making a Rambo movie then? What is going to be, a romantic comedy? This is Rambo for God's sake. Of course it has to be a war movie. The character doesn't fit into ANY other genre. What a crappy idea.
Hopefully horror.
by antmanx68
Mar 20th, 2008
08:47:53 AM
Rambo Vs. Dracula FTW!
Rambo: The Romcom
by photoboy
Mar 20th, 2008
08:50:39 AM
Yes, watch Rambo trying to get into the New York dating scene!
Action movie =/= War movie
by GibsonUSA
Mar 20th, 2008
08:52:20 AM
Just because it's not a war movie doesn't mean it cant be a balls-to-the-wall Chow Yun Fat/Arnold Schwarzenegger blastfest.

Just as long as they don't MTV-ize it. No Fast and Furious/Never Back Down style crap please.
Fuck Rambo 5, Pope Joan rules
by jr42602
Mar 20th, 2008
08:52:25 AM
RAMBO: THE MUSICAL
by ArcadianDS
Mar 20th, 2008
08:53:11 AM
YOU SIR! DEAD SIR! EAT HOT LEAD SIR!
Rambo the Ballerina
by MJAYACE
Mar 20th, 2008
08:54:21 AM
To get in touch with his feminine side.
Here we go again...Rambo the Duck
by donwillymo
Mar 20th, 2008
08:54:58 AM
Rambo in Pink
by donwillymo
Mar 20th, 2008
08:55:18 AM
Rambo and Sensibility
by donwillymo
Mar 20th, 2008
08:55:31 AM
Rambo: The Musical
by colinjbooth
Mar 20th, 2008
08:55:37 AM
Includes the classics... "born under a bad sign..." "My war is over..." ..and the #1 billboard hit "That's my truck, that one there, with the anti war signs and the Jesus fish, can i have my keys back please" Tagline: Jam-bo with Rambo
Junbo
by donwillymo
Mar 20th, 2008
08:56:02 AM
Rambo & Mindy
by donwillymo
Mar 20th, 2008
08:56:23 AM
Welcome back Rambo: The new class
by donwillymo
Mar 20th, 2008
08:56:46 AM
Ram-bone
by colinjbooth
Mar 20th, 2008
08:56:55 AM
The XXX-tacular
Saved by the Rambo: The new class
by donwillymo
Mar 20th, 2008
08:57:03 AM
As long as it's still an action movie.
by SilentP
Mar 20th, 2008
08:57:29 AM
I don't really want to see a straight up drama about Rambo learning he had a son many years ago, and trying to connect with him or something.
Rambo and the Angry Inch.
by colinjbooth
Mar 20th, 2008
08:57:32 AM
Rambo Drop
by MJAYACE
Mar 20th, 2008
08:58:01 AM
Ramboing the Stone
by donwillymo
Mar 20th, 2008
08:58:14 AM
RoboRambo
by colinjbooth
Mar 20th, 2008
08:59:36 AM
You have 20 seconds to eat my knife bee-atch.
FlashRambo
by donwillymo
Mar 20th, 2008
09:00:00 AM
Why can't we have Demo Man 2 then?
by colinjbooth
Mar 20th, 2008
09:01:01 AM
Come on sly, give us what we really want. Even the mighty -D- know you couldn't split up Tango and Cash. How about T+C2
I would name the sequel in the Alien-Aliens tradition
by David Cloverfield
Mar 20th, 2008
09:01:07 AM
Rambos - coming in 2009.
Rambo: The Bruce Lee Story
by donwillymo
Mar 20th, 2008
09:01:44 AM
Harry and the Rambosons
by donwillymo
Mar 20th, 2008
09:03:08 AM
Rambo needs a woman (that doesnt get shot)
by GibsonUSA
Mar 20th, 2008
09:03:17 AM
I think thats the void. I imagine Rambo ending up with a Sarah Connor type. And they kick ass throughout.
Merchant Ivory Sly.
by colinjbooth
Mar 20th, 2008
09:03:38 AM
Remains of the Dead. A room with a few.(Dead bodies on the floor.)
The Rambowick Chronicles
by colinjbooth
Mar 20th, 2008
09:05:07 AM
Rambo the Tank Engine and Friends.
by colinjbooth
Mar 20th, 2008
09:05:45 AM
The Hottie and the Rambo
by colinjbooth
Mar 20th, 2008
09:06:28 AM
Young Rambostein
by colinjbooth
Mar 20th, 2008
09:06:53 AM
Battlestar GalactiRambo
by colinjbooth
Mar 20th, 2008
09:07:31 AM
One Flew Over Rambo's Nest
by colinjbooth
Mar 20th, 2008
09:08:21 AM
Rambos of the Lost Ark
by colinjbooth
Mar 20th, 2008
09:08:41 AM
Rambo of Arabia
by colinjbooth
Mar 20th, 2008
09:09:04 AM
No Country for Old Rambo
by colinjbooth
Mar 20th, 2008
09:09:27 AM
Rambo's Labyrinth
by colinjbooth
Mar 20th, 2008
09:09:55 AM
Saving Private Rambo
by colinjbooth
Mar 20th, 2008
09:10:12 AM
Mr Rambo goes to Washington
by colinjbooth
Mar 20th, 2008
09:10:38 AM
Rambo Darko
by colinjbooth
Mar 20th, 2008
09:11:03 AM
The Rambo Ultimatum
by colinjbooth
Mar 20th, 2008
09:11:22 AM
Frye777, you 'tard.
by rev_skarekroe
Mar 20th, 2008
09:11:25 AM
Vampires are a folkloric tradition found all over Slavic Europe. Suck on this http://www.omda.bg/engl/ethnog raphy/vampiri.htm and bring on John Rambo: Vampire Hunter.
The Big Rambowski
by colinjbooth
Mar 20th, 2008
09:11:59 AM
Pope Joan does sound good
by Spikes Brain
Mar 20th, 2008
09:12:23 AM
Franka Potente as a 9th century woman who poses as a man and rises through the Vatican ranks? AKA, "Run, Pope, Run"? I'm there...
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Rambos.
by colinjbooth
Mar 20th, 2008
09:12:39 AM
Rambo Vs Aliens&Predator
by davidaq
Mar 20th, 2008
09:13:27 AM
Hey Yobo,are you donwillymo's Pimp......
by travis-dane
Mar 20th, 2008
09:13:27 AM
if so,how much for his ass?I'll give you 20 for an hour.
And last but not least...
by colinjbooth
Mar 20th, 2008
09:13:42 AM
Rambo of the Caribbean
Rambo vs Aliens vs Predator vs Freddy vs Jason vs Ecks vs Sever
by colinjbooth
Mar 20th, 2008
09:15:16 AM
Rambo of the Month
by donwillymo
Mar 20th, 2008
09:15:21 AM
BTW,a new RAMBO would be great.....
by travis-dane
Mar 20th, 2008
09:15:39 AM
let him hunt some Psycho killers.Or let RAMBO go to an Hostel,that would be fun.
The Sound Of Rambo
by davidaq
Mar 20th, 2008
09:17:02 AM
The Hills are Alive with....
I'm my own pimp damnit...wait what!?
by donwillymo
Mar 20th, 2008
09:17:10 AM
Rambo does Dallas
by donwillymo
Mar 20th, 2008
09:18:10 AM
RAMBO takes on the Pope
by Series7
Mar 20th, 2008
09:18:13 AM
Jurassic Rambo
by donwillymo
Mar 20th, 2008
09:19:22 AM
Rambo: the true story
by donwillymo
Mar 20th, 2008
09:20:19 AM
Rambo: The Long Island Lolita
by donwillymo
Mar 20th, 2008
09:20:52 AM
THE CONCORDE: RAMBO 79
by uss cygnus
Mar 20th, 2008
09:22:29 AM
"They don't call it "The Cockpit" for nothin', honey!"
A CLOCKWORK RAMBO
by uss cygnus
Mar 20th, 2008
09:25:07 AM
With only a bit of the ultra-violence.
THE QUANTUM OF TRAUTMAN
by uss cygnus
Mar 20th, 2008
09:26:06 AM
It's Over, Johnny!
Top Secret Rambo!
by bobinnova
Mar 20th, 2008
09:26:32 AM
With Rambo as Nick Rivers!
From Bulgaria With Love
by bobinnova
Mar 20th, 2008
09:27:21 AM
Rambo as James Bond
Rambo Mia
by bobinnova
Mar 20th, 2008
09:28:24 AM
Music by Abba
THE BIG RAMBOWSKI
by uss cygnus
Mar 20th, 2008
09:28:28 AM
SHUT THE FUCK UP, TEASLE! You're out of your element!
Fuck title spammers.
by DocPazuzu
Mar 20th, 2008
09:35:04 AM
Fuck them right up their stupid asses.
Rambo and the Temple of Doom...that's actually cool
by donwillymo
Mar 20th, 2008
09:35:08 AM
Frye777 - if you find an Englishman (or an American)...
by Stalin vs Predator
Mar 20th, 2008
09:35:35 AM
...who will be able to point to Bulgaria (or pretty much any other European country other than UK, Germany and France) on the world's map, without Internet access and within 20 minutes, you can congratulate yourself. Don't expect knowledge of such details! What, are you going to ask "skarekroes" to name the country(ies) where the Carpathians lie next or what? Have some mercy on his mind!
Rambo does Docpazuzu in Dallas
by donwillymo
Mar 20th, 2008
09:36:01 AM
RAMBO: FUCK TITLE SPAMMERS
by uss cygnus
Mar 20th, 2008
09:36:45 AM
Because other people who have no lives should bash people who have no lives....mission ACCOMPLISHED! *THUNK*
uss cygnus
by DocPazuzu
Mar 20th, 2008
09:43:12 AM
At least my cause is worthy.
Dances with Rambos
by antmanx68
Mar 20th, 2008
09:45:25 AM
On "First Blood" being an action movie
by critch
Mar 20th, 2008
09:46:26 AM
I know it's supposed to be a drama about vietnam vets and all that...but there was so much action in that movie that it just seems wrong not to call it an action flick.
not a war movie?
by Silverglade
Mar 20th, 2008
09:46:51 AM
The whole draw to a Rambo flick is to see the unstoppable intrument of warfare kill things and break stuff.
Great but stallone's a plastic surgery casualty now
by stamper
Mar 20th, 2008
09:56:43 AM
Drop the hairpiece and the HGH, and you get someone looking not very human.
Peace Corps Rambo
by Abominable Snowcone
Mar 20th, 2008
09:56:54 AM
Here, have some rice
FUCKING AWESOME!!!
by Dr. Stanley Goodspeed
Mar 20th, 2008
09:57:38 AM
Rambo 5: Son of Rambo
by DrManhattansUnit
Mar 20th, 2008
09:58:03 AM
Nahh, "Rambo 5 and Pope Joan" sounds way better
go for it sly!
by coltrautman
Mar 20th, 2008
10:03:45 AM
id love to see another rambo!! Rambo 4 was great
Death Wish first though!
by coltrautman
Mar 20th, 2008
10:07:31 AM
first death wish followed by Rambo 5 sly!
Fuck the "fuck title spammers" spammers.
by donwillymo
Mar 20th, 2008
10:16:32 AM
Rambo bloody Rambo
by donwillymo
Mar 20th, 2008
10:17:18 AM
Rambo and Hooch
by donwillymo
Mar 20th, 2008
10:17:38 AM
Rambo's Run
by donwillymo
Mar 20th, 2008
10:17:58 AM
Rambo does uss cygnus in Dallas
by donwillymo
Mar 20th, 2008
10:18:39 AM
Rombo: Anger Management
by Frodo T. Baggins
Mar 20th, 2008
10:19:53 AM
Goodwill Rambo
by BilboRing
Mar 20th, 2008
10:23:43 AM
rambo of arabia
by donwillymo
Mar 20th, 2008
10:24:00 AM
The Rambo Mermaid
by BilboRing
Mar 20th, 2008
10:24:39 AM
OK "Stalin vs Predator", you're right.
by rev_skarekroe
Mar 20th, 2008
10:29:29 AM
I am an ignorant American. I don't know the difference between Bulgaria and Romania. I think "Carpathia" is a fictional land made up for Ghostbusters II and in addition to my woeful geographic ignorance I haven't the slightest knowledge of Eastern European folklore. Indeed, I believe that Frankenstein lives in Transylvania and everyone east of France wears liederhosen and listens to polka music. Now, if you'll excuse me I have to go put on my Hawaiian shirt and cowboy hat and drive around in my giant American car.
The Rambo of Oz
by donwillymo
Mar 20th, 2008
10:40:56 AM
I watched Rambo IV this weekend...
by MisterE
Mar 20th, 2008
10:42:39 AM
...and was suitably impressed. while no Rambo movie will ever be better than the first, it was certainly better than parts two and three. Thankfully, there were no scenes where Rambo jumps to safety from colliding boats while a supporting cast member screams "You did it, Rambo!"
More Titles! I want more!
by JonQuixote
Mar 20th, 2008
10:44:15 AM
The Assassination of Jesse James by Rambo! There's Something About Rambo! Patch Rambo! Ace Ventura: When Rambo Calls! How Green Was My Rambo?! Grumpy Old Rambos! Mighty Morphin' Power Rambos: The Movie! Purple Rambo! Oh God, You Rambo! Die Hard With A Rambo! Actually, I think I want to see that last one a lot.
Mr Rambo Goes to Washington
by kafka07
Mar 20th, 2008
10:45:34 AM
and makes a slurred but impassioned speech to Congress.
Here we go again!
by theycallmemrglass
Mar 20th, 2008
10:55:22 AM
Huraghhhhhhh! Live for nothing, or die for something. I'll er...live for nothing, thank you.
Rambo Beats The Shit Out Of Donwillymo
by kwisatzhaderach
Mar 20th, 2008
10:57:17 AM
Repeatedly For The Pleasure Of Talkbackers
Rambo - Lost in Translation
by theycallmemrglass
Mar 20th, 2008
10:58:54 AM
Huraghhhhh! Ok, we need to stop taking da piss, the man is legend, come on. Hurrragggh
JOHN
by theycallmemrglass
Mar 20th, 2008
11:01:54 AM
Well if its a new genre, no war, then call it "John"
They Call Me Rambo
by theycallmemrglass
Mar 20th, 2008
11:06:15 AM
Come on Sly, write a script to revolve around that title and set it during the prohibition days ie Paradise Alley, my bloody favourite. Come on. Please. For me your old um...fan...friend.
if anybodys gonna beat the shit out of me it'll be me!
by donwillymo
Mar 20th, 2008
11:07:17 AM
Saving Private Rambo
by donwillymo
Mar 20th, 2008
11:07:33 AM
Schindler's Rambo
by donwillymo
Mar 20th, 2008
11:07:59 AM
kwisatzhaderach ur like my #1 fan!
by donwillymo
Mar 20th, 2008
11:08:44 AM
thanks buddy
by donwillymo
Mar 20th, 2008
11:09:18 AM
Stop or Rambo will shoot
by donwillymo
Mar 20th, 2008
11:09:53 AM
EvilWizardGlick
by TheLastCleric
Mar 20th, 2008
11:23:48 AM
Given how good both Rocky Balboa and Rambo actually were, I have no problem with his resurrection of past icons. Both films were solid, well-made codas that gave both characters a proper sendoff. While I’m not particularly keen on the idea of another Rambo film beyond this most recent outing, Stallone has been enjoying a strong creative second wind and I trust his judgment. As to First Blood not being an action film, that’s debatable. It most certainly is an examination of post-war Vietnam veterans and the shabby reception they received upon returning to the States but that message is contained within an action picture. Just because something is labeled an “action” film doesn’t necessarily mean it lacks profundity. Interestingly enough, the author of First Blood, David Morrell, stated in a recent interview that RAMBO was the most thematically accurate rendition of the character, even more so that First Blood.
Oh hell...
by Kid Z
Mar 20th, 2008
11:40:11 AM
... You just know it's gonna be a Rambo-ized update of that godawful "Billy Jack Goes to Washington" thing (or whatever it was called).
One Night In Rambo
by vadakinX
Mar 20th, 2008
11:48:46 AM
Eww...no.
Batman and Rambo
by vadakinX
Mar 20th, 2008
11:49:56 AM
Actually...hmm...
Some KInd of Rambo
by Uncapie
Mar 20th, 2008
11:50:46 AM
Where Rambo discovers the girl he likes is a total bitch and he kicks her boyfriend's ass while destroying a party in progress.
The Lord of the Rambos: The Two Troutmans
by vadakinX
Mar 20th, 2008
11:51:05 AM
RAMBOZO THE CLOWN
by Uncapie
Mar 20th, 2008
11:53:04 AM
"LET'S PARTY!"
Rambos of the Lost ark
by vadakinX
Mar 20th, 2008
11:53:19 AM
Rambonator 2: Troutment Day
by vadakinX
Mar 20th, 2008
11:53:53 AM
Freddy Got Ramboed
by vadakinX
Mar 20th, 2008
11:55:27 AM
The other way around is just too freaky...
Troutman Returns
by vadakinX
Mar 20th, 2008
11:57:12 AM
Rambo: Bigger, Longer and Uncut
by vadakinX
Mar 20th, 2008
11:58:32 AM
The Matrix reRamboed
by vadakinX
Mar 20th, 2008
11:59:35 AM
ABBOTT & COSTELLO MEET RAMBO
by thegreatwhatzit
Mar 20th, 2008
12:26:55 PM
Why not? But I thought RAMBO 4 was a cropper at the boxoffice! I sure as hell wouldn't mind a sequel...
is it too much to ask. . .
by fireclown
Mar 20th, 2008
12:32:49 PM
For him to return to Arizona only to be abducted by Aliens? Aliens who have come to Earth . . . . . to hunt the MOST DANGEROUS GAME?
POST APOCALYPTIC RAMBO
by Derek Wildstarr
Mar 20th, 2008
12:35:57 PM
would kick serious ass.
Rambo Zambo: The Italian Rebellion
by Luke_Cage
Mar 20th, 2008
12:39:54 PM
Word
With Six You Get Rambo
by vaudeville villain
Mar 20th, 2008
12:56:29 PM

no Marion Cobretti in the works?
by ludmir88
Mar 20th, 2008
12:58:10 PM
why???????????????!!!!!!!!!!!
Rambospotting
by vaudeville villain
Mar 20th, 2008
12:58:19 PM
i chose not to choose life: i chose something else.
A Fish Called Rambo
by Thunderbolt Ross
Mar 20th, 2008
12:58:33 PM
Word
There Will Be Rambo
by DavidDunn
Mar 20th, 2008
12:59:10 PM
Rambo Of Men
Dirty Rambo
by Thunderbolt Ross
Mar 20th, 2008
12:59:14 PM
Breakin 2: Electric Ramboloo
by Thunderbolt Ross
Mar 20th, 2008
12:59:58 PM
SLEEPLESS IN BULGARIA
by Chanoc
Mar 20th, 2008
01:02:09 PM
I´m there opening night
Hey, dickheads!!!
by jfp2007
Mar 20th, 2008
01:03:35 PM
Stallone said from the very beginning that there would be a Rambo V if Rambo was successful. Pull your heads out of your asses.
Rambo: Staying Alive
by Chanoc
Mar 20th, 2008
01:04:09 PM
With John Travolta directing and making a cameo.
Forgetting John Rambo
by Chanoc
Mar 20th, 2008
01:10:36 PM
Y Tu Rambo También
by vaudeville villain
Mar 20th, 2008
01:22:22 PM
hola. now die.
This will fucking rock!!! Go Sly!!!!
by Motoko Kusanagi
Mar 20th, 2008
01:27:18 PM
This is the best news I've read in a loooooong time!!!
RAMBO 5: DEATH TO THE TITLE SPAMMERS
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Mar 20th, 2008
01:29:39 PM
EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU SHOULD BE ON THE RECEIVING END OF RAMBO'S COMPOUND BOW!!!

Summon the Ban Hammer!

RAMBO 5 : BLUE LIGHT
by Motoko Kusanagi
Mar 20th, 2008
01:31:06 PM
That would be a cool one ;-)
RAMBO 5 : THE NTH FAKE TITLE TALKBACK
by Motoko Kusanagi
Mar 20th, 2008
01:33:22 PM
subtitle: 'tis getting stale
NO COUNTRY FOR OLD RAMBOS
by BG7
Mar 20th, 2008
01:36:47 PM
Super Rambo Street Fighter II
by vaudeville villain
Mar 20th, 2008
01:43:00 PM
Electric Boogaloo Edition

okay, i'm done.

Analyze Rambo
by Turtlepride
Mar 20th, 2008
01:47:05 PM
ehh I got these feelings inside
Analyze Rambo
by Turtlepride
Mar 20th, 2008
01:47:15 PM
ehh I got these feelings inside
Analyze Rambo
by Turtlepride
Mar 20th, 2008
01:47:18 PM
ehh I got these feelings inside
Analyze Rambo
by Turtlepride
Mar 20th, 2008
01:47:19 PM
ehh I got these feelings inside
LITTLE MISS RAMBO
by davidaq
Mar 20th, 2008
02:00:23 PM
WHEN HARRY ATE RAMBO
by davidaq
Mar 20th, 2008
02:01:01 PM
Rambo Needs a Dictionary Part 1 : The Search For Bulgar Wheat
by Fred
Mar 20th, 2008
02:01:08 PM
A FISTFULL OF RAMBO
by davidaq
Mar 20th, 2008
02:04:07 PM
Rambo 5: Ram My Diophram
by Turtlepride
Mar 20th, 2008
02:06:10 PM
Rambo 2001: A Stallone Odyssey
by davidaq
Mar 20th, 2008
02:07:47 PM
The Rolling Trautmans: Shine A Rambo
by Dr Gregory House
Mar 20th, 2008
02:08:37 PM
RAMBO meets The MUPPETS! Maybe even Fraggle Rock!
by DARTH_VIGOR
Mar 20th, 2008
02:10:53 PM
For those about to Rambo...
by Dr Gregory House
Mar 20th, 2008
02:11:50 PM
FI-YA! We sa-lute YOU!
ITS OFFICIAL ... RAMBO IN NEW "HE-MAN" MOVIE
by DARTH_VIGOR
Mar 20th, 2008
02:13:14 PM
Michael Bay presents Rambormers
by Reel American Hero
Mar 20th, 2008
02:23:25 PM
John Rambo: European Gigalo
by Reel American Hero
Mar 20th, 2008
02:23:58 PM
The Rambo Identity
by Reel American Hero
Mar 20th, 2008
02:25:38 PM
Rambotrip
by Reel American Hero
Mar 20th, 2008
02:32:38 PM
Rambold School Honey, I shrunk the Rambo Rambo's Big Adventure Attack of the 50 foot Rambo Big Rambo in Little China The Incredible Rambo Rambo Movie Rambo In Da Hood Dead Rambo's Society Reading Rambo (I still say this one's funny) Annd. I'm done.
Law and Order: Rambo
by skywalkerfamily
Mar 20th, 2008
02:46:27 PM
Judge: Rambo! What are you saying! What is he saying?
RAMBO 5 - THE HUMAN TORNADO
by wash
Mar 20th, 2008
02:48:06 PM
come on, sing with me - HE'S A HUMAN TORNADO!!!
Rambo: El Camino
by Kid Z
Mar 20th, 2008
02:50:26 PM
... an elderly John Rambo comes out of retirement to search for a killer driving the not-so-classic 1970's car/pickup truck... uh... vehicle.
Rambo does the Mambo; cha cha cha
by pipergates
Mar 20th, 2008
03:08:49 PM
LA FEMME RAMBO
by BG7
Mar 20th, 2008
03:12:10 PM
RAMBO guest stars on ABC's "Greys Anatomy"... McRambo
by DARTH_VIGOR
Mar 20th, 2008
03:13:36 PM
As if Rambo won't be a war movie.
by robertplant
Mar 20th, 2008
03:22:05 PM
Bullshit. That's what Rambo does. Unless it's Rambo goes to Prison (Guantanamo? Rambo as Terrorist?)or Rambo gets a job as a tour guide. Which is sorta what Rambo was about...Anyway if anyone knows what fucking genre he would take it in for sure please speak up. (Sing the immigrant song now)
Really excited about this
by reflecto
Mar 20th, 2008
03:23:09 PM
Say what you will about Stallone, his voice, his face, his film "Cobra" - he honestly TRIES. He puts his heart and soul into these projects even when they're lame, and he tries to do something new and research the material, etc etc. Sometimes they work, sometimes they don't, but he gives it his all and speaks eloquently about it. I am anxious to hear what his new idea for Rambo is- I think John Rambo was OK, not as good as Rocky Balboa but definitely more solid than anything he'd done in maybe 20 years except Copland or Cliffhanger. I want to see what "avant garde Rambo" is to Sly. I love you, man!
RAMBO'S FUNERAL: The Movie
by robertplant
Mar 20th, 2008
03:25:39 PM
Cue flashbacks from all previous movies played on a big projector in a funeral wake. Stallone plays the corpse. We all get guest spots as eulogizers. "You-google-izers."-Zoolander
Throw kwisatzhaderach from the train
by donwillymo
Mar 20th, 2008
03:29:34 PM
RAMBO meets BORAT!
by DARTH_VIGOR
Mar 20th, 2008
03:33:11 PM
O RAMBO, WHERE ART THOU?
by BG7
Mar 20th, 2008
03:34:41 PM
RAMBO DOES DALLAS
by BG7
Mar 20th, 2008
03:34:59 PM
Fuck the title spamming fuckers spamming title spammers who fuck
by colinjbooth
Mar 20th, 2008
03:47:10 PM
but seriously...
by colinjbooth
Mar 20th, 2008
03:48:18 PM
The Taking Of Pel-Rambo 1-2-3
RAMBO = PATHETIC SHIT (oh and commercial failure too)
by Proman1984
Mar 20th, 2008
04:00:05 PM
So who cares about another one?
FOX to Revamp "Son of The Beach", now starring most of all... Jo
by DARTH_VIGOR
Mar 20th, 2008
04:08:46 PM
Proman1984=PATHETIC SHITHEAD
by travis-dane
Mar 20th, 2008
04:18:38 PM
Go and suck Indy`s cock again you little Bitch.
Does anybody remember a Charles Bronson film called..
by cameron1975willi
Mar 20th, 2008
04:26:26 PM
Mr Majestik? Rambo V could be a very similar set-up where John, now back in the U.S. work's on his Father's farm and helps the town's people ward off the local criminal element. Whilst doing so he meets a nice doctor lady who can help with his post-traumatic stress syndrome. Just an idea.
The of assassination of John Rambo by the coward Will Teasle
by BradPittEvilTwin
Mar 20th, 2008
04:29:44 PM
They drew first blood, not me! Shut up rambo
misterious yobo needs an award
by ludmir88
Mar 20th, 2008
04:36:56 PM
good job i'm still laughing.
"I LOVE RAMBO-THE MOVIE"
by Uncapie
Mar 20th, 2008
04:40:27 PM
"Yo, Lucy...you got some'splainin' to do why you sold out to the Viet Cong." Fred Mertz- "Ah, fer Christ's sake Rambo, quit shootin' up the town! Its my bowling night!"
Rambo in "JEEP THROAT"
by Uncapie
Mar 20th, 2008
04:48:33 PM
Wherein Rambo drives a fast moving land vehicle while Linda Lovelace tries to swallow his exhaust pipe.
Rambo Vs. Rocky
by Quin the Eskimo
Mar 20th, 2008
04:54:56 PM
Oh yeah!
RAMBI (animated)
by briantag
Mar 20th, 2008
04:56:26 PM
THE GREAT RAMBINI
by briantag
Mar 20th, 2008
04:56:45 PM
BLADERAMBER
by briantag
Mar 20th, 2008
04:57:20 PM
GOODRAMBAS
by briantag
Mar 20th, 2008
04:57:47 PM
AMERICAN RAMBO X
by briantag
Mar 20th, 2008
04:58:25 PM
SINGIN' IN THE RAMBO
by briantag
Mar 20th, 2008
05:00:16 PM
BACK TO THE RAMBO III
by briantag
Mar 20th, 2008
05:01:00 PM
COOL HAND RAMBO
by briantag
Mar 20th, 2008
05:01:18 PM
RAMBOTOUILLE
by briantag
Mar 20th, 2008
05:01:37 PM
ESCAPE FROM NEW RAMBO
by briantag
Mar 20th, 2008
05:02:20 PM
GONE WITH THE RAMBO
by briantag
Mar 20th, 2008
05:02:49 PM
ok I'm done
by briantag
Mar 20th, 2008
05:05:11 PM
FEAR AND RAMBO IN LAS VEGAS
by Kid Idioteque
Mar 20th, 2008
05:41:00 PM
This is getting stupid.
RAMBO OF THE DEAD
by Kid Idioteque
Mar 20th, 2008
05:43:11 PM
Dumber, still.
HORTON HEARS A RAMBO
by Kid Idioteque
Mar 20th, 2008
05:43:56 PM
That one I'd pay to see.
Rambo - Die For Nothing
by theycallmemrglass
Mar 20th, 2008
05:45:57 PM
getting stupider
Rambo Episode 5 : The Empire Strikes Back
by AnakinsDiapers
Mar 20th, 2008
05:46:45 PM
because no one else went there.
LOVE IN THE TIME OF RAMBO
by BringingSexyBack
Mar 20th, 2008
05:48:29 PM
Let's just say it's a short romance.
30 DAYS OF RAMBO
by BringingSexyBack
Mar 20th, 2008
05:49:36 PM
That's a lot of total fucking destruction.
RAMBO DOES DALLAS
by BringingSexyBack
Mar 20th, 2008
05:51:08 PM
Mr. Greenfeld: "I'll give you $20 to touch your titties."

Rambo: "Okay. But just a touch!"

Eastern Ramboses
by CherryValance
Mar 20th, 2008
05:51:47 PM
Rambo promises to save the baby of an American turned Bulgarian prostitute who was killed to cover up the identity of the baby's father, who is also head of the local crime syndicate.
SATURDAY NIGHT YELLOW FEVER
by BringingSexyBack
Mar 20th, 2008
05:52:33 PM
I did that in the last TB but apparently this is going to be a ritual for every Rambo TB.
I AM THE LAW AND ORDER
by BringingSexyBack
Mar 20th, 2008
05:53:12 PM
Combo: Judge Dredd and Law and Order
THE RAMBO HORROR PICTURE SHOW
by Kid Idioteque
Mar 20th, 2008
05:53:28 PM
Yeah, so I guess I'm done.
KILL STAB MAN WOMAN
by BringingSexyBack
Mar 20th, 2008
05:53:59 PM
The story of a father, his three daughters and Rambo.
Come on guys, same titles as the previous post
by theycallmemrglass
Mar 20th, 2008
05:55:14 PM
Get original! http://tinyurl.com/2ontt4
MAP OF THE HUMAN HEART
by BringingSexyBack
Mar 20th, 2008
05:55:50 PM
A/K/A Rambo's Guide To Torture
RAMBO GOES BANANAS!
by skywalkerfamily
Mar 20th, 2008
05:57:01 PM
BANANAS!!!!
APOCARAMBO
by BringingSexyBack
Mar 20th, 2008
05:57:25 PM
That's a personal fave.
Rambo VIII
by theycallmemrglass
Mar 20th, 2008
06:00:24 PM
Story of a king's obsession with beheading his wives..and husbands
Ram Boline
by theycallmemrglass
Mar 20th, 2008
06:01:37 PM
Story of a gay husband to King Rambo VIII until he was beheaded.
RVLVC
by Dr Gregory House
Mar 20th, 2008
06:02:04 PM
Rambo vs Leprechaun vs Chucky
The Fish That Saved Rambo
by Dr Gregory House
Mar 20th, 2008
06:03:08 PM
Starring LeBron James and Webster
FIRST
by theycallmemrglass
Mar 20th, 2008
06:03:34 PM
Damn
by theycallmemrglass
Mar 20th, 2008
06:04:07 PM
Bilboring beat me to it
RAMBO V: BULGE-ARIA
by CherryValance
Mar 20th, 2008
06:06:25 PM
Rambo goes to Bulgaria to seek out experimental treatment after a Viagra mishap.
AN AMERICAN RAMBO IN BULGARIA
by BringingSexyBack
Mar 20th, 2008
06:11:09 PM
More damage to American credibility abroad.
BACK TO SCHOOL RAMBO!
by skywalkerfamily
Mar 20th, 2008
06:12:58 PM
Marvel Team-Up: Rambo and Hudson Hawk
by Dr Gregory House
Mar 20th, 2008
06:13:40 PM
"Three seventeen. Peace In Our Life?!?" "We gave our hearts, we gave it all...."
BRIDGE OVER THE RIVER RAMBO
by BringingSexyBack
Mar 20th, 2008
06:13:41 PM
loooll snort
BONNIE AND RAMBO
by BringingSexyBack
Mar 20th, 2008
06:16:06 PM
They're young ...

They're in love ...

They KILL people.

MISS RAMBO LIVES FOR A DAY
by skywalkerfamily
Mar 20th, 2008
06:17:03 PM
THE GODFATHER RAMBO
by skywalkerfamily
Mar 20th, 2008
06:17:38 PM
RUDY RAMBO
by skywalkerfamily
Mar 20th, 2008
06:41:29 PM
Rambo: "I'll just walk the earth."
by SkinJob69
Mar 20th, 2008
07:11:54 PM
"What'cha mean walk the earth?"

Rambo: "You know, walk the earth, meet people... get into adventures. Like Caine from "Kung Fu."

Rambo as Caine- hells yeah!

Oh Rambo You Devil Part 2
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks
Mar 20th, 2008
07:31:50 PM
Rambo V - Back To School
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks
Mar 20th, 2008
07:32:28 PM
Four Weddings and a Rambo
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks
Mar 20th, 2008
07:34:29 PM
Rambo: Pig in the City
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks
Mar 20th, 2008
07:36:03 PM
Rambo Inc.
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks
Mar 20th, 2008
07:36:44 PM
The Adventures of Rambo Fairlane.
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks
Mar 20th, 2008
07:37:40 PM
8 Rambos in a Duffel Bag
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks
Mar 20th, 2008
07:39:49 PM
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Rambo
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks
Mar 20th, 2008
07:49:47 PM

by Samson_K
Mar 20th, 2008
08:32:34 PM
The only logical choice for a script is that he finds out he has a seven year old daughter that he never knew he had.
Rambo in a tutu - the hilarity never stops!!!!
Rambo: International Missionary of Mystery
by DARTH_VIGOR
Mar 20th, 2008
08:44:43 PM
Married... To Rambo
by DARTH_VIGOR
Mar 20th, 2008
08:46:05 PM
ALL THE RAMBO'S MEN
by BringingSexyBack
Mar 20th, 2008
09:02:40 PM
SLEEPING WITH THE RAMBO
by BringingSexyBack
Mar 20th, 2008
09:03:48 PM
Rambo likes to spoon.
You guys are AWFUL at this
by slone13
Mar 20th, 2008
09:12:27 PM
Out of the tons of fake Rambo titles you've posted there's only like 3 or 4 actual funny ones. Simply substituting the word 'Rambo' into an old movie title doesn't make it funny. If you're determined to be annoying, at least make it amusing. Be creative, you pathetic schmucks!
Star Trek: Rambo
by DARTH_VIGOR
Mar 20th, 2008
09:14:17 PM
Thanks JazzTerminator
Rob Zombie
by ddschneider1972
Mar 20th, 2008
09:16:45 PM
The Adventures of Rambo and Bullwinkle
by DARTH_VIGOR
Mar 20th, 2008
09:17:16 PM
"I'll make you die if you want too"
Rob Zombie's Rambo-ween
by ddschneider1972
Mar 20th, 2008
09:17:18 PM
Rambozo the Clown
by ddschneider1972
Mar 20th, 2008
09:26:35 PM
bring on Rambo 5!
by havehope
Mar 20th, 2008
09:27:55 PM
and yeh, he still OWNZ BOURNE!
Rambo and the City
by DARTH_VIGOR
Mar 20th, 2008
09:28:37 PM
Rambo accidently switches from "growth hormones" and goes on estrogen therapy. Its new, its weird, its Rambo in high heels.
SO I MARRIED A RAMBO MURDERER
by Kid Idioteque
Mar 20th, 2008
09:34:19 PM
Damn you Michael Bay
by MCMLXXVI
Mar 20th, 2008
09:58:46 PM
Damn you Michael Bay
Well played, 1976
by slone13
Mar 20th, 2008
10:14:17 PM
Well played
Rambostock
by skywalkerfamily
Mar 20th, 2008
10:19:04 PM
WHEN RAMBO MET TERMINATOR
by Unlabled
Mar 20th, 2008
11:49:33 PM
A MERGING OF THE SPOOF TITLE THREADS! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOO!
travis-dane You fucking cuntrag shitthroat
by Proman1984
Mar 21st, 2008
12:34:04 AM
I'd rather suck Indy's dick than watch a second of Indy 5. What's the matter with ya? Pissed that Indy 4 will make more money in one day than Rambo in it's entire run? That's right, even the first Rambo made more money that this shit (and I am not adjusting for inflation). I'm not saying that money is the way to judge movie's quality but in this case, the movie really is quite pathetic.
I had heard that...
by 23GreatWoundsAllGotInBattle
Mar 21st, 2008
01:43:05 AM
...there were two ideas for Rambo in America. One was that he took on the Mexican drug cartels while living on the border, and one was that he took on white supremacists fucking with Navajos (I read somewhere Rambo is supposed to be part American Indian).
BROKEBACK RAMBO !!!!!!!
by The Atomic Worm
Mar 21st, 2008
02:08:35 AM
Its not. It can't be.... MCMLXXVI has lost his
by Seph_J
Mar 21st, 2008
04:32:56 AM
job, and now once again has time to spend all day pissing people off on tb. If of course, that is the real you...
How well did John Rambo do at the boxoffice anyway?
by crayon
Mar 21st, 2008
05:16:48 AM
anyone got some figures?
The Ramboberg Family Slideshow Players...
by Kid Z
Mar 21st, 2008
08:22:56 AM
Rambo moves into the music biz... John Rambo, his wife and young daughter play arch little ditties in front of a screen showing slides of Rambo's thousands of kills.
"I'd rather suck Indy's dick than watch a second of Indy 5"
by travis-dane
Mar 21st, 2008
08:48:46 AM

Good job Proman1984!

Calm down you little pussy and suck some more shit out of Indy's ass.

You would be pissed too,if some idiot like you would constantly piss on Indy,like you piss on Rambo.

peace!

RAMBO & CASH
by DingFriesAreDone
Mar 21st, 2008
10:31:46 AM
Rambo bangs Cash's sister same as Tango did and this causes Kurt Russell to call out "Sonofabitch Must Pay"
Rambo Goes Hawaiian
by TinkerTIW
Mar 21st, 2008
01:28:41 PM
Be there. Aloha!
RamBoaner Jams 2003- Written by Seth Rogan
by DARTH_VIGOR
Mar 21st, 2008
01:47:33 PM
I wouldn't mind a fifth one!
by Aethyrr
Mar 21st, 2008
02:09:24 PM
I liked the last one.. oh yeah
RAMBO AND ME
by briantag
Mar 21st, 2008
03:35:54 PM
A fat gasbag wanna-be documentarian with a skewed, contrarian gadfly agenda tries to interview Rambo on film. But his ambush gets turned on him, when Rambo goes Fahrenheit 911 on his ass.
PULP RAMBO
by briantag
Mar 21st, 2008
03:36:24 PM
RAMBO PROOF
by briantag
Mar 21st, 2008
03:36:38 PM
BE KIND, RAMBO
by briantag
Mar 21st, 2008
03:36:52 PM
SMOKEY AND THE RAMBO
by briantag
Mar 21st, 2008
03:37:30 PM
PUNCH DRUNK RAMBO
by briantag
Mar 21st, 2008
03:38:52 PM
RAMBOCKY
by briantag
Mar 21st, 2008
03:39:05 PM
R*A*M*B*O
by briantag
Mar 21st, 2008
03:40:13 PM
CADDYRAMBO
by briantag
Mar 21st, 2008
03:40:47 PM
MY COUSIN RAMBO
by briantag
Mar 21st, 2008
03:41:18 PM
FINDING RAMBO
by briantag
Mar 21st, 2008
03:42:22 PM
A classic fish out of water story.
THE PASSION OF THE RAMBO
by briantag
Mar 21st, 2008
03:43:23 PM
TROOP BEVERLY RAMBO
by briantag
Mar 21st, 2008
03:43:40 PM
EARTH RAMBOS ARE EASY
by briantag
Mar 21st, 2008
03:44:01 PM
12 RAMBOS
by briantag
Mar 21st, 2008
03:44:15 PM
THE FIFTH RAMBO
by briantag
Mar 21st, 2008
03:44:37 PM
INTERVIEW WITH A RAMBO
by briantag
Mar 21st, 2008
03:44:54 PM
A RAMBO RUNS THROUGH IT
by briantag
Mar 21st, 2008
03:45:12 PM
THE RAMBO CLUB
by briantag
Mar 21st, 2008
03:46:03 PM
DEAD RAMBOS SOCIETY
by briantag
Mar 21st, 2008
03:46:18 PM
MOULIN RAMBO
by briantag
Mar 21st, 2008
03:47:10 PM
LITTLE MISS RAMBO
by briantag
Mar 21st, 2008
03:47:30 PM
CHASING RAMBO
by briantag
Mar 21st, 2008
03:48:02 PM
CATCH RAMBO IF YOU CAN
by briantag
Mar 21st, 2008
03:48:17 PM
GOOD MORNING RAMBO
by briantag
Mar 21st, 2008
03:49:03 PM
RAMBO'S DAY OFF
by briantag
Mar 21st, 2008
03:49:18 PM
THE RAMBO'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY
by briantag
Mar 21st, 2008
03:49:34 PM
THE RAMBO MILE
by briantag
Mar 21st, 2008
03:49:48 PM
PRETTY IN PINK
by briantag
Mar 21st, 2008
03:50:00 PM
ok I'm done again (for today at least)
by briantag
Mar 21st, 2008
03:50:23 PM
Yeah it made 101,236,505$ and in many countries....
by travis-dane
Mar 21st, 2008
05:57:21 PM
it is still running.Thats good for a rated R movie.The DVD will be a Topseller.Cant wait.
Rambong - Stoner Comedy
by JoeSixPack
Mar 21st, 2008
10:08:25 PM
Rambo gets high and hilarity ensues. That's my vote.
*SPOILER* if you have not seen IV
by mrbong
Mar 22nd, 2008
12:14:02 PM
another one is a bit of a shame, really. everyone i know read the end of IV / John Rambo, as a finality of the character - the whole "returning to his father" bit has some obvious religious connotations as well as the more literal one implied by V being on the way. First Blood was a classic of cinema - a drama/thriller rather than an action film. i dare say that if Stallone had been allowed to end it as the book ended, his acting career would have blossomed, but the box office might not have followed. ho hum, Stallone is the only 80's mega star that accepts and is in tune with his audience (Willis was never mega and has disappeared up his own arse, the less said about Arnie the better), so i dare say all of us will have an interest in and support whatever the chap does. good work, fella!
SON OF RAMBOW
by mrbong
Mar 22nd, 2008
12:17:50 PM
not a pisstake, but a small scale, genuinely affectionate film. see it if you get the chance, give yourself a break from thinking up all these names.
Rambo vs. Predator
by Staldo
Mar 22nd, 2008
06:46:59 PM
Rambo gets hired by a Japanese corporation to fight yet another predator, along with a hot female merc. They fall in love, but Rambo dies after chopping the predator's arms off and impregnating the hot lady mercenary, who's name just happens to be...Vasquez. That's right, Vasquez from Aliens is actually Rambo's bastard daughter.
predator
by Staldo
Mar 22nd, 2008
06:51:08 PM
notice how predator is kind of an extra terrestrial rambo. the similarities-self surgery, combat resourcefulness, and awesome hair.
RAMBO BALBOA
by MrMysteryGuest
Mar 22nd, 2008
11:38:14 PM
Thank God no one did that one yet! :)
RAMBO GOES TO THERAPY!
by MrMysteryGuest
Mar 22nd, 2008
11:44:34 PM
The Jazz Terminator is a genius
by Librerarian
Mar 23rd, 2008
12:46:41 AM
That is all
YAAAAAY Who cares?
by Zeegloo
Mar 23rd, 2008
07:01:00 PM
Seriously
hey jazzterminator, look 15 posts up from your rambo club post
by briantag
Mar 24th, 2008
06:33:03 PM
hmm, wonder where you got that "genius" idea for a title.
In all seriousness, how did they
by heyscot
Mar 26th, 2008
11:11:31 AM
I watched JOHN RAMBO a few days ago and I can't wait for it to come out on DVD so I can see how the hell they did those kills. I'm hoping against hope that they show something in the extras about how they did some of those kills, because it looked like fantastic CGI from my point of view. I don't know how the hell they blew off people's heads, arms, legs, and torsos and felt that the movie represented a step up in the technical virtuosity of violence in filmmaking. Maybe not the noblest thing, but hey, the movie was impressive for its "How the hell did they DO that?" violence.
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