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Stages In Bulgaria Being Expanded In Anticipation Of...The Next RAMBO Movie!!

Rambo and FIRST!!! by BilboRing	Mar 20th, 2008 08:37:02 AM

Am I finally first! by MRJONZ72	Mar 20th, 2008 08:37:25 AM
????????
Get John Woo to direct. by GibsonUSA	Mar 20th, 2008 08:38:21 AM
Yes, I am repetitive. EFF you. :) And no, you are not first. You will never be first. :)
Bulgaria, eh... by rev_skarekroe	Mar 20th, 2008 08:39:33 AM
Rambo vs. The Vampires! I'm all over it!
Damn You BilboRing by MRJONZ72	Mar 20th, 2008 08:39:53 AM
FUCK!! You got me by 23 seconds, I been going to this website for almost 11 years and still no first...but oh well Rambo 5...I guess I'll be in theaters for that movie too.
Rambo should track down Will Teasle... by dead youngling	Mar 20th, 2008 08:40:39 AM
and it should be an old man movie like the Bucket List. "Remember when I shot you through the roof."
Should be a siege at his family farm by DirkD13"	Mar 20th, 2008 08:40:41 AM
A la Straw Dogs, but much more fuckiest uppiest. Rambo was the Bee's Bollocks.
Remember Sly the direct link between AICN and $$ by GibsonUSA	Mar 20th, 2008 08:40:57 AM
20 days of Q&A = $70 million Rocky 10 of Q&A = $40 million Rambo 4 Now if you roll on in here and take us to Chuck E. Cheese Rambo 5 will be the biggest movie of all time!
Bulgaria is not the vampire's home by Frye777	Mar 20th, 2008 08:41:44 AM
It is Transylvania you prick.
RAMBO by frongbak	Mar 20th, 2008 08:46:15 AM
I loved the last Rambo film and Rocky was a surprisly enjoyable movie as well but I have a sinking feeling Sly is going to destroy any goodwill with horrible sequels.
"siege at his family farm" by GibsonUSA	Mar 20th, 2008 08:46:19 AM
He just finished rescuing missionaries and slaves in Burma, comes home, and now his farm is attacked? Rambo 6 he goes to the desert and gets flooded.
A non-war Rambo movie? by Sithdan	Mar 20th, 2008 08:46:36 AM
Rambo in a non-war movie? What the hell is the point of making a Rambo movie then? What is going to be, a romantic comedy? This is Rambo for God's sake. Of course it has to be a war movie. The character doesn't fit into ANY other genre. What a crappy idea.
Hopefully horror. by antmanx68	Mar 20th, 2008 08:47:53 AM
Rambo Vs. Dracula FTW!
Rambo: The Romcom by photoboy	Mar 20th, 2008 08:50:39 AM
Yes, watch Rambo trying to get into the New York dating scene!
Action movie =/= War movie by GibsonUSA	Mar 20th, 2008 08:52:20 AM
Just because it's not a war movie doesn't mean it cant be a balls-to-the-wall Chow Yun Fat/Arnold Schwarzenegger blastfest. Just as long as they don't MTV-ize it. No Fast and Furious/Never Back Down style crap please.
Fuck Rambo 5, Pope Joan rules by jr42602	Mar 20th, 2008 08:52:25 AM

RAMBO: THE MUSICAL by ArcadianDS	Mar 20th, 2008 08:53:11 AM
YOU SIR! DEAD SIR! EAT HOT LEAD SIR!
Rambo the Ballerina by MJAYACE	Mar 20th, 2008 08:54:21 AM
To get in touch with his feminine side.
Here we go again...Rambo the Duck by donwillymo	Mar 20th, 2008 08:54:58 AM

Rambo in Pink by donwillymo	Mar 20th, 2008 08:55:18 AM

Rambo and Sensibility by donwillymo	Mar 20th, 2008 08:55:31 AM

Rambo: The Musical by colinjbooth	Mar 20th, 2008 08:55:37 AM
Includes the classics... "born under a bad sign..." "My war is over..." ..and the #1 billboard hit "That's my truck, that one there, with the anti war signs and the Jesus fish, can i have my keys back please" Tagline: Jam-bo with Rambo
Junbo by donwillymo	Mar 20th, 2008 08:56:02 AM

Rambo & Mindy by donwillymo	Mar 20th, 2008 08:56:23 AM

Welcome back Rambo: The new class by donwillymo	Mar 20th, 2008 08:56:46 AM

Ram-bone by colinjbooth	Mar 20th, 2008 08:56:55 AM
The XXX-tacular
Saved by the Rambo: The new class by donwillymo	Mar 20th, 2008 08:57:03 AM

As long as it's still an action movie. by SilentP	Mar 20th, 2008 08:57:29 AM
I don't really want to see a straight up drama about Rambo learning he had a son many years ago, and trying to connect with him or something.
Rambo and the Angry Inch. by colinjbooth	Mar 20th, 2008 08:57:32 AM

Rambo Drop by MJAYACE	Mar 20th, 2008 08:58:01 AM

Ramboing the Stone by donwillymo	Mar 20th, 2008 08:58:14 AM

RoboRambo by colinjbooth	Mar 20th, 2008 08:59:36 AM
You have 20 seconds to eat my knife bee-atch.
FlashRambo by donwillymo	Mar 20th, 2008 09:00:00 AM

Why can't we have Demo Man 2 then? by colinjbooth	Mar 20th, 2008 09:01:01 AM
Come on sly, give us what we really want. Even the mighty -D- know you couldn't split up Tango and Cash. How about T+C2
I would name the sequel in the Alien-Aliens tradition by David Cloverfield	Mar 20th, 2008 09:01:07 AM
Rambos - coming in 2009.
Rambo: The Bruce Lee Story by donwillymo	Mar 20th, 2008 09:01:44 AM

Harry and the Rambosons by donwillymo	Mar 20th, 2008 09:03:08 AM

Rambo needs a woman (that doesnt get shot) by GibsonUSA	Mar 20th, 2008 09:03:17 AM
I think thats the void. I imagine Rambo ending up with a Sarah Connor type. And they kick ass throughout.
Merchant Ivory Sly. by colinjbooth	Mar 20th, 2008 09:03:38 AM
Remains of the Dead. A room with a few.(Dead bodies on the floor.)
The Rambowick Chronicles by colinjbooth	Mar 20th, 2008 09:05:07 AM

Rambo the Tank Engine and Friends. by colinjbooth	Mar 20th, 2008 09:05:45 AM

The Hottie and the Rambo by colinjbooth	Mar 20th, 2008 09:06:28 AM

Young Rambostein by colinjbooth	Mar 20th, 2008 09:06:53 AM

Battlestar GalactiRambo by colinjbooth	Mar 20th, 2008 09:07:31 AM

One Flew Over Rambo's Nest by colinjbooth	Mar 20th, 2008 09:08:21 AM

Rambos of the Lost Ark by colinjbooth	Mar 20th, 2008 09:08:41 AM

Rambo of Arabia by colinjbooth	Mar 20th, 2008 09:09:04 AM

No Country for Old Rambo by colinjbooth	Mar 20th, 2008 09:09:27 AM

Rambo's Labyrinth by colinjbooth	Mar 20th, 2008 09:09:55 AM

Saving Private Rambo by colinjbooth	Mar 20th, 2008 09:10:12 AM

Mr Rambo goes to Washington by colinjbooth	Mar 20th, 2008 09:10:38 AM

Rambo Darko by colinjbooth	Mar 20th, 2008 09:11:03 AM

The Rambo Ultimatum by colinjbooth	Mar 20th, 2008 09:11:22 AM

Frye777, you 'tard. by rev_skarekroe	Mar 20th, 2008 09:11:25 AM
Vampires are a folkloric tradition found all over Slavic Europe. Suck on this http://www.omda.bg/engl/ethnog raphy/vampiri.htm and bring on John Rambo: Vampire Hunter.
The Big Rambowski by colinjbooth	Mar 20th, 2008 09:11:59 AM

Pope Joan does sound good by Spikes Brain	Mar 20th, 2008 09:12:23 AM
Franka Potente as a 9th century woman who poses as a man and rises through the Vatican ranks? AKA, "Run, Pope, Run"? I'm there...
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Rambos. by colinjbooth	Mar 20th, 2008 09:12:39 AM

Rambo Vs Aliens&Predator by davidaq	Mar 20th, 2008 09:13:27 AM

Hey Yobo,are you donwillymo's Pimp...... by travis-dane	Mar 20th, 2008 09:13:27 AM
if so,how much for his ass?I'll give you 20 for an hour.
And last but not least... by colinjbooth	Mar 20th, 2008 09:13:42 AM
Rambo of the Caribbean
Rambo vs Aliens vs Predator vs Freddy vs Jason vs Ecks vs Sever by colinjbooth	Mar 20th, 2008 09:15:16 AM

Rambo of the Month by donwillymo	Mar 20th, 2008 09:15:21 AM

BTW,a new RAMBO would be great..... by travis-dane	Mar 20th, 2008 09:15:39 AM
let him hunt some Psycho killers.Or let RAMBO go to an Hostel,that would be fun.
The Sound Of Rambo by davidaq	Mar 20th, 2008 09:17:02 AM
The Hills are Alive with....
I'm my own pimp damnit...wait what!? by donwillymo	Mar 20th, 2008 09:17:10 AM

Rambo does Dallas by donwillymo	Mar 20th, 2008 09:18:10 AM

RAMBO takes on the Pope by Series7	Mar 20th, 2008 09:18:13 AM

Jurassic Rambo by donwillymo	Mar 20th, 2008 09:19:22 AM

Rambo: the true story by donwillymo	Mar 20th, 2008 09:20:19 AM

Rambo: The Long Island Lolita by donwillymo	Mar 20th, 2008 09:20:52 AM

THE CONCORDE: RAMBO 79 by uss cygnus	Mar 20th, 2008 09:22:29 AM
"They don't call it "The Cockpit" for nothin', honey!"
A CLOCKWORK RAMBO by uss cygnus	Mar 20th, 2008 09:25:07 AM
With only a bit of the ultra-violence.
THE QUANTUM OF TRAUTMAN by uss cygnus	Mar 20th, 2008 09:26:06 AM
It's Over, Johnny!
Top Secret Rambo! by bobinnova	Mar 20th, 2008 09:26:32 AM
With Rambo as Nick Rivers!
From Bulgaria With Love by bobinnova	Mar 20th, 2008 09:27:21 AM
Rambo as James Bond
Rambo Mia by bobinnova	Mar 20th, 2008 09:28:24 AM
Music by Abba
THE BIG RAMBOWSKI by uss cygnus	Mar 20th, 2008 09:28:28 AM
SHUT THE FUCK UP, TEASLE! You're out of your element!
Fuck title spammers. by DocPazuzu	Mar 20th, 2008 09:35:04 AM
Fuck them right up their stupid asses.
Rambo and the Temple of Doom...that's actually cool by donwillymo	Mar 20th, 2008 09:35:08 AM

Frye777 - if you find an Englishman (or an American)... by Stalin vs Predator	Mar 20th, 2008 09:35:35 AM
...who will be able to point to Bulgaria (or pretty much any other European country other than UK, Germany and France) on the world's map, without Internet access and within 20 minutes, you can congratulate yourself. Don't expect knowledge of such details! What, are you going to ask "skarekroes" to name the country(ies) where the Carpathians lie next or what? Have some mercy on his mind!
Rambo does Docpazuzu in Dallas by donwillymo	Mar 20th, 2008 09:36:01 AM

RAMBO: FUCK TITLE SPAMMERS by uss cygnus	Mar 20th, 2008 09:36:45 AM
Because other people who have no lives should bash people who have no lives....mission ACCOMPLISHED! THUNK
uss cygnus by DocPazuzu	Mar 20th, 2008 09:43:12 AM
At least my cause is worthy.
Dances with Rambos by antmanx68	Mar 20th, 2008 09:45:25 AM

On "First Blood" being an action movie by critch	Mar 20th, 2008 09:46:26 AM
I know it's supposed to be a drama about vietnam vets and all that...but there was so much action in that movie that it just seems wrong not to call it an action flick.
not a war movie? by Silverglade	Mar 20th, 2008 09:46:51 AM
The whole draw to a Rambo flick is to see the unstoppable intrument of warfare kill things and break stuff.
Great but stallone's a plastic surgery casualty now by stamper	Mar 20th, 2008 09:56:43 AM
Drop the hairpiece and the HGH, and you get someone looking not very human.
Peace Corps Rambo by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 20th, 2008 09:56:54 AM
Here, have some rice
FUCKING AWESOME!!! by Dr. Stanley Goodspeed	Mar 20th, 2008 09:57:38 AM

Rambo 5: Son of Rambo by DrManhattansUnit	Mar 20th, 2008 09:58:03 AM
Nahh, "Rambo 5 and Pope Joan" sounds way better
go for it sly! by coltrautman	Mar 20th, 2008 10:03:45 AM
id love to see another rambo!! Rambo 4 was great
Death Wish first though! by coltrautman	Mar 20th, 2008 10:07:31 AM
first death wish followed by Rambo 5 sly!
Fuck the "fuck title spammers" spammers. by donwillymo	Mar 20th, 2008 10:16:32 AM

Rambo bloody Rambo by donwillymo	Mar 20th, 2008 10:17:18 AM

Rambo and Hooch by donwillymo	Mar 20th, 2008 10:17:38 AM

Rambo's Run by donwillymo	Mar 20th, 2008 10:17:58 AM

Rambo does uss cygnus in Dallas by donwillymo	Mar 20th, 2008 10:18:39 AM

Rombo: Anger Management by Frodo T. Baggins	Mar 20th, 2008 10:19:53 AM

Goodwill Rambo by BilboRing	Mar 20th, 2008 10:23:43 AM

rambo of arabia by donwillymo	Mar 20th, 2008 10:24:00 AM

The Rambo Mermaid by BilboRing	Mar 20th, 2008 10:24:39 AM

OK "Stalin vs Predator", you're right. by rev_skarekroe	Mar 20th, 2008 10:29:29 AM
I am an ignorant American. I don't know the difference between Bulgaria and Romania. I think "Carpathia" is a fictional land made up for Ghostbusters II and in addition to my woeful geographic ignorance I haven't the slightest knowledge of Eastern European folklore. Indeed, I believe that Frankenstein lives in Transylvania and everyone east of France wears liederhosen and listens to polka music. Now, if you'll excuse me I have to go put on my Hawaiian shirt and cowboy hat and drive around in my giant American car.
The Rambo of Oz by donwillymo	Mar 20th, 2008 10:40:56 AM

I watched Rambo IV this weekend... by MisterE	Mar 20th, 2008 10:42:39 AM
...and was suitably impressed. while no Rambo movie will ever be better than the first, it was certainly better than parts two and three. Thankfully, there were no scenes where Rambo jumps to safety from colliding boats while a supporting cast member screams "You did it, Rambo!"
More Titles! I want more! by JonQuixote	Mar 20th, 2008 10:44:15 AM
The Assassination of Jesse James by Rambo! There's Something About Rambo! Patch Rambo! Ace Ventura: When Rambo Calls! How Green Was My Rambo?! Grumpy Old Rambos! Mighty Morphin' Power Rambos: The Movie! Purple Rambo! Oh God, You Rambo! Die Hard With A Rambo! Actually, I think I want to see that last one a lot.
Mr Rambo Goes to Washington by kafka07	Mar 20th, 2008 10:45:34 AM
and makes a slurred but impassioned speech to Congress.
Here we go again! by theycallmemrglass	Mar 20th, 2008 10:55:22 AM
Huraghhhhhhh! Live for nothing, or die for something. I'll er...live for nothing, thank you.
Rambo Beats The Shit Out Of Donwillymo by kwisatzhaderach	Mar 20th, 2008 10:57:17 AM
Repeatedly For The Pleasure Of Talkbackers
Rambo - Lost in Translation by theycallmemrglass	Mar 20th, 2008 10:58:54 AM
Huraghhhhh! Ok, we need to stop taking da piss, the man is legend, come on. Hurrragggh
JOHN by theycallmemrglass	Mar 20th, 2008 11:01:54 AM
Well if its a new genre, no war, then call it "John"
They Call Me Rambo by theycallmemrglass	Mar 20th, 2008 11:06:15 AM
Come on Sly, write a script to revolve around that title and set it during the prohibition days ie Paradise Alley, my bloody favourite. Come on. Please. For me your old um...fan...friend.
if anybodys gonna beat the shit out of me it'll be me! by donwillymo	Mar 20th, 2008 11:07:17 AM

Saving Private Rambo by donwillymo	Mar 20th, 2008 11:07:33 AM

Schindler's Rambo by donwillymo	Mar 20th, 2008 11:07:59 AM

kwisatzhaderach ur like my #1 fan! by donwillymo	Mar 20th, 2008 11:08:44 AM

thanks buddy by donwillymo	Mar 20th, 2008 11:09:18 AM

Stop or Rambo will shoot by donwillymo	Mar 20th, 2008 11:09:53 AM

EvilWizardGlick by TheLastCleric	Mar 20th, 2008 11:23:48 AM
Given how good both Rocky Balboa and Rambo actually were, I have no problem with his resurrection of past icons. Both films were solid, well-made codas that gave both characters a proper sendoff. While I’m not particularly keen on the idea of another Rambo film beyond this most recent outing, Stallone has been enjoying a strong creative second wind and I trust his judgment. As to First Blood not being an action film, that’s debatable. It most certainly is an examination of post-war Vietnam veterans and the shabby reception they received upon returning to the States but that message is contained within an action picture. Just because something is labeled an “action” film doesn’t necessarily mean it lacks profundity. Interestingly enough, the author of First Blood, David Morrell, stated in a recent interview that RAMBO was the most thematically accurate rendition of the character, even more so that First Blood.
Oh hell... by Kid Z	Mar 20th, 2008 11:40:11 AM
... You just know it's gonna be a Rambo-ized update of that godawful "Billy Jack Goes to Washington" thing (or whatever it was called).
One Night In Rambo by vadakinX	Mar 20th, 2008 11:48:46 AM
Eww...no.
Batman and Rambo by vadakinX	Mar 20th, 2008 11:49:56 AM
Actually...hmm...
Some KInd of Rambo by Uncapie	Mar 20th, 2008 11:50:46 AM
Where Rambo discovers the girl he likes is a total bitch and he kicks her boyfriend's ass while destroying a party in progress.
The Lord of the Rambos: The Two Troutmans by vadakinX	Mar 20th, 2008 11:51:05 AM

RAMBOZO THE CLOWN by Uncapie	Mar 20th, 2008 11:53:04 AM
"LET'S PARTY!"
Rambos of the Lost ark by vadakinX	Mar 20th, 2008 11:53:19 AM

Rambonator 2: Troutment Day by vadakinX	Mar 20th, 2008 11:53:53 AM

Freddy Got Ramboed by vadakinX	Mar 20th, 2008 11:55:27 AM
The other way around is just too freaky...
Troutman Returns by vadakinX	Mar 20th, 2008 11:57:12 AM

Rambo: Bigger, Longer and Uncut by vadakinX	Mar 20th, 2008 11:58:32 AM

The Matrix reRamboed by vadakinX	Mar 20th, 2008 11:59:35 AM

ABBOTT & COSTELLO MEET RAMBO by thegreatwhatzit	Mar 20th, 2008 12:26:55 PM
Why not? But I thought RAMBO 4 was a cropper at the boxoffice! I sure as hell wouldn't mind a sequel...
is it too much to ask. . . by fireclown	Mar 20th, 2008 12:32:49 PM
For him to return to Arizona only to be abducted by Aliens? Aliens who have come to Earth . . . . . to hunt the MOST DANGEROUS GAME?
POST APOCALYPTIC RAMBO by Derek Wildstarr	Mar 20th, 2008 12:35:57 PM
would kick serious ass.
Rambo Zambo: The Italian Rebellion by Luke_Cage	Mar 20th, 2008 12:39:54 PM
Word
With Six You Get Rambo by vaudeville villain	Mar 20th, 2008 12:56:29 PM

no Marion Cobretti in the works? by ludmir88	Mar 20th, 2008 12:58:10 PM
why???????????????!!!!!!!!!!!
Rambospotting by vaudeville villain	Mar 20th, 2008 12:58:19 PM
i chose not to choose life: i chose something else.
A Fish Called Rambo by Thunderbolt Ross	Mar 20th, 2008 12:58:33 PM
Word
There Will Be Rambo by DavidDunn	Mar 20th, 2008 12:59:10 PM
Rambo Of Men
Dirty Rambo by Thunderbolt Ross	Mar 20th, 2008 12:59:14 PM

Breakin 2: Electric Ramboloo by Thunderbolt Ross	Mar 20th, 2008 12:59:58 PM

SLEEPLESS IN BULGARIA by Chanoc	Mar 20th, 2008 01:02:09 PM
I´m there opening night
Hey, dickheads!!! by jfp2007	Mar 20th, 2008 01:03:35 PM
Stallone said from the very beginning that there would be a Rambo V if Rambo was successful. Pull your heads out of your asses.
Rambo: Staying Alive by Chanoc	Mar 20th, 2008 01:04:09 PM
With John Travolta directing and making a cameo.
Forgetting John Rambo by Chanoc	Mar 20th, 2008 01:10:36 PM

Y Tu Rambo También by vaudeville villain	Mar 20th, 2008 01:22:22 PM
hola. now die.
This will fucking rock!!! Go Sly!!!! by Motoko Kusanagi	Mar 20th, 2008 01:27:18 PM
This is the best news I've read in a loooooong time!!!
RAMBO 5: DEATH TO THE TITLE SPAMMERS by Mr. Nice Gaius	Mar 20th, 2008 01:29:39 PM
EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU SHOULD BE ON THE RECEIVING END OF RAMBO'S COMPOUND BOW!!! Summon the Ban Hammer!
RAMBO 5 : BLUE LIGHT by Motoko Kusanagi	Mar 20th, 2008 01:31:06 PM
That would be a cool one ;-)
RAMBO 5 : THE NTH FAKE TITLE TALKBACK by Motoko Kusanagi	Mar 20th, 2008 01:33:22 PM
subtitle: 'tis getting stale
NO COUNTRY FOR OLD RAMBOS by BG7	Mar 20th, 2008 01:36:47 PM

Super Rambo Street Fighter II by vaudeville villain	Mar 20th, 2008 01:43:00 PM
Electric Boogaloo Edition okay, i'm done.
Analyze Rambo by Turtlepride	Mar 20th, 2008 01:47:05 PM
ehh I got these feelings inside
Analyze Rambo by Turtlepride	Mar 20th, 2008 01:47:15 PM
ehh I got these feelings inside
Analyze Rambo by Turtlepride	Mar 20th, 2008 01:47:18 PM
ehh I got these feelings inside
Analyze Rambo by Turtlepride	Mar 20th, 2008 01:47:19 PM
ehh I got these feelings inside
LITTLE MISS RAMBO by davidaq	Mar 20th, 2008 02:00:23 PM

WHEN HARRY ATE RAMBO by davidaq	Mar 20th, 2008 02:01:01 PM

Rambo Needs a Dictionary Part 1 : The Search For Bulgar Wheat by Fred	Mar 20th, 2008 02:01:08 PM

A FISTFULL OF RAMBO by davidaq	Mar 20th, 2008 02:04:07 PM

Rambo 5: Ram My Diophram by Turtlepride	Mar 20th, 2008 02:06:10 PM

Rambo 2001: A Stallone Odyssey by davidaq	Mar 20th, 2008 02:07:47 PM

The Rolling Trautmans: Shine A Rambo by Dr Gregory House	Mar 20th, 2008 02:08:37 PM

RAMBO meets The MUPPETS! Maybe even Fraggle Rock! by DARTH_VIGOR	Mar 20th, 2008 02:10:53 PM

For those about to Rambo... by Dr Gregory House	Mar 20th, 2008 02:11:50 PM
FI-YA! We sa-lute YOU!
ITS OFFICIAL ... RAMBO IN NEW "HE-MAN" MOVIE by DARTH_VIGOR	Mar 20th, 2008 02:13:14 PM

Michael Bay presents Rambormers by Reel American Hero	Mar 20th, 2008 02:23:25 PM

John Rambo: European Gigalo by Reel American Hero	Mar 20th, 2008 02:23:58 PM

The Rambo Identity by Reel American Hero	Mar 20th, 2008 02:25:38 PM

Rambotrip by Reel American Hero	Mar 20th, 2008 02:32:38 PM
Rambold School Honey, I shrunk the Rambo Rambo's Big Adventure Attack of the 50 foot Rambo Big Rambo in Little China The Incredible Rambo Rambo Movie Rambo In Da Hood Dead Rambo's Society Reading Rambo (I still say this one's funny) Annd. I'm done.
Law and Order: Rambo by skywalkerfamily	Mar 20th, 2008 02:46:27 PM
Judge: Rambo! What are you saying! What is he saying?
RAMBO 5 - THE HUMAN TORNADO by wash	Mar 20th, 2008 02:48:06 PM
come on, sing with me - HE'S A HUMAN TORNADO!!!
Rambo: El Camino by Kid Z	Mar 20th, 2008 02:50:26 PM
... an elderly John Rambo comes out of retirement to search for a killer driving the not-so-classic 1970's car/pickup truck... uh... vehicle.
Rambo does the Mambo; cha cha cha by pipergates	Mar 20th, 2008 03:08:49 PM

LA FEMME RAMBO by BG7	Mar 20th, 2008 03:12:10 PM

RAMBO guest stars on ABC's "Greys Anatomy"... McRambo by DARTH_VIGOR	Mar 20th, 2008 03:13:36 PM

As if Rambo won't be a war movie. by robertplant	Mar 20th, 2008 03:22:05 PM
Bullshit. That's what Rambo does. Unless it's Rambo goes to Prison (Guantanamo? Rambo as Terrorist?)or Rambo gets a job as a tour guide. Which is sorta what Rambo was about...Anyway if anyone knows what fucking genre he would take it in for sure please speak up. (Sing the immigrant song now)
Really excited about this by reflecto	Mar 20th, 2008 03:23:09 PM
Say what you will about Stallone, his voice, his face, his film "Cobra" - he honestly TRIES. He puts his heart and soul into these projects even when they're lame, and he tries to do something new and research the material, etc etc. Sometimes they work, sometimes they don't, but he gives it his all and speaks eloquently about it. I am anxious to hear what his new idea for Rambo is- I think John Rambo was OK, not as good as Rocky Balboa but definitely more solid than anything he'd done in maybe 20 years except Copland or Cliffhanger. I want to see what "avant garde Rambo" is to Sly. I love you, man!
RAMBO'S FUNERAL: The Movie by robertplant	Mar 20th, 2008 03:25:39 PM
Cue flashbacks from all previous movies played on a big projector in a funeral wake. Stallone plays the corpse. We all get guest spots as eulogizers. "You-google-izers."-Zoolander
Throw kwisatzhaderach from the train by donwillymo	Mar 20th, 2008 03:29:34 PM

RAMBO meets BORAT! by DARTH_VIGOR	Mar 20th, 2008 03:33:11 PM

O RAMBO, WHERE ART THOU? by BG7	Mar 20th, 2008 03:34:41 PM

RAMBO DOES DALLAS by BG7	Mar 20th, 2008 03:34:59 PM

Fuck the title spamming fuckers spamming title spammers who fuck by colinjbooth	Mar 20th, 2008 03:47:10 PM

but seriously... by colinjbooth	Mar 20th, 2008 03:48:18 PM
The Taking Of Pel-Rambo 1-2-3
RAMBO = PATHETIC SHIT (oh and commercial failure too) by Proman1984	Mar 20th, 2008 04:00:05 PM
So who cares about another one?
FOX to Revamp "Son of The Beach", now starring most of all... Jo by DARTH_VIGOR	Mar 20th, 2008 04:08:46 PM

Proman1984=PATHETIC SHITHEAD by travis-dane	Mar 20th, 2008 04:18:38 PM
Go and suck Indy`s cock again you little Bitch.
Does anybody remember a Charles Bronson film called.. by cameron1975willi	Mar 20th, 2008 04:26:26 PM
Mr Majestik? Rambo V could be a very similar set-up where John, now back in the U.S. work's on his Father's farm and helps the town's people ward off the local criminal element. Whilst doing so he meets a nice doctor lady who can help with his post-traumatic stress syndrome. Just an idea.
The of assassination of John Rambo by the coward Will Teasle by BradPittEvilTwin	Mar 20th, 2008 04:29:44 PM
They drew first blood, not me! Shut up rambo
misterious yobo needs an award by ludmir88	Mar 20th, 2008 04:36:56 PM
good job i'm still laughing.
"I LOVE RAMBO-THE MOVIE" by Uncapie	Mar 20th, 2008 04:40:27 PM
"Yo, Lucy...you got some'splainin' to do why you sold out to the Viet Cong." Fred Mertz- "Ah, fer Christ's sake Rambo, quit shootin' up the town! Its my bowling night!"
Rambo in "JEEP THROAT" by Uncapie	Mar 20th, 2008 04:48:33 PM
Wherein Rambo drives a fast moving land vehicle while Linda Lovelace tries to swallow his exhaust pipe.
Rambo Vs. Rocky by Quin the Eskimo	Mar 20th, 2008 04:54:56 PM
Oh yeah!
RAMBI (animated) by briantag	Mar 20th, 2008 04:56:26 PM

THE GREAT RAMBINI by briantag	Mar 20th, 2008 04:56:45 PM

BLADERAMBER by briantag	Mar 20th, 2008 04:57:20 PM

GOODRAMBAS by briantag	Mar 20th, 2008 04:57:47 PM

AMERICAN RAMBO X by briantag	Mar 20th, 2008 04:58:25 PM

SINGIN' IN THE RAMBO by briantag	Mar 20th, 2008 05:00:16 PM

BACK TO THE RAMBO III by briantag	Mar 20th, 2008 05:01:00 PM

COOL HAND RAMBO by briantag	Mar 20th, 2008 05:01:18 PM

RAMBOTOUILLE by briantag	Mar 20th, 2008 05:01:37 PM

ESCAPE FROM NEW RAMBO by briantag	Mar 20th, 2008 05:02:20 PM

GONE WITH THE RAMBO by briantag	Mar 20th, 2008 05:02:49 PM

ok I'm done by briantag	Mar 20th, 2008 05:05:11 PM

FEAR AND RAMBO IN LAS VEGAS by Kid Idioteque	Mar 20th, 2008 05:41:00 PM
This is getting stupid.
RAMBO OF THE DEAD by Kid Idioteque	Mar 20th, 2008 05:43:11 PM
Dumber, still.
HORTON HEARS A RAMBO by Kid Idioteque	Mar 20th, 2008 05:43:56 PM
That one I'd pay to see.
Rambo - Die For Nothing by theycallmemrglass	Mar 20th, 2008 05:45:57 PM
getting stupider
Rambo Episode 5 : The Empire Strikes Back by AnakinsDiapers	Mar 20th, 2008 05:46:45 PM
because no one else went there.
LOVE IN THE TIME OF RAMBO by BringingSexyBack	Mar 20th, 2008 05:48:29 PM
Let's just say it's a short romance.
30 DAYS OF RAMBO by BringingSexyBack	Mar 20th, 2008 05:49:36 PM
That's a lot of total fucking destruction.
RAMBO DOES DALLAS by BringingSexyBack	Mar 20th, 2008 05:51:08 PM
Mr. Greenfeld: "I'll give you $20 to touch your titties." Rambo: "Okay. But just a touch!"
Eastern Ramboses by CherryValance	Mar 20th, 2008 05:51:47 PM
Rambo promises to save the baby of an American turned Bulgarian prostitute who was killed to cover up the identity of the baby's father, who is also head of the local crime syndicate.
SATURDAY NIGHT YELLOW FEVER by BringingSexyBack	Mar 20th, 2008 05:52:33 PM
I did that in the last TB but apparently this is going to be a ritual for every Rambo TB.
I AM THE LAW AND ORDER by BringingSexyBack	Mar 20th, 2008 05:53:12 PM
Combo: Judge Dredd and Law and Order
THE RAMBO HORROR PICTURE SHOW by Kid Idioteque	Mar 20th, 2008 05:53:28 PM
Yeah, so I guess I'm done.
KILL STAB MAN WOMAN by BringingSexyBack	Mar 20th, 2008 05:53:59 PM
The story of a father, his three daughters and Rambo.
Come on guys, same titles as the previous post by theycallmemrglass	Mar 20th, 2008 05:55:14 PM
Get original! http://tinyurl.com/2ontt4
MAP OF THE HUMAN HEART by BringingSexyBack	Mar 20th, 2008 05:55:50 PM
A/K/A Rambo's Guide To Torture
RAMBO GOES BANANAS! by skywalkerfamily	Mar 20th, 2008 05:57:01 PM
BANANAS!!!!
APOCARAMBO by BringingSexyBack	Mar 20th, 2008 05:57:25 PM
That's a personal fave.
Rambo VIII by theycallmemrglass	Mar 20th, 2008 06:00:24 PM
Story of a king's obsession with beheading his wives..and husbands
Ram Boline by theycallmemrglass	Mar 20th, 2008 06:01:37 PM
Story of a gay husband to King Rambo VIII until he was beheaded.
RVLVC by Dr Gregory House	Mar 20th, 2008 06:02:04 PM
Rambo vs Leprechaun vs Chucky
The Fish That Saved Rambo by Dr Gregory House	Mar 20th, 2008 06:03:08 PM
Starring LeBron James and Webster
FIRST by theycallmemrglass	Mar 20th, 2008 06:03:34 PM

Damn by theycallmemrglass	Mar 20th, 2008 06:04:07 PM
Bilboring beat me to it
RAMBO V: BULGE-ARIA by CherryValance	Mar 20th, 2008 06:06:25 PM
Rambo goes to Bulgaria to seek out experimental treatment after a Viagra mishap.
AN AMERICAN RAMBO IN BULGARIA by BringingSexyBack	Mar 20th, 2008 06:11:09 PM
More damage to American credibility abroad.
BACK TO SCHOOL RAMBO! by skywalkerfamily	Mar 20th, 2008 06:12:58 PM

Marvel Team-Up: Rambo and Hudson Hawk by Dr Gregory House	Mar 20th, 2008 06:13:40 PM
"Three seventeen. Peace In Our Life?!?" "We gave our hearts, we gave it all...."
BRIDGE OVER THE RIVER RAMBO by BringingSexyBack	Mar 20th, 2008 06:13:41 PM
loooll snort
BONNIE AND RAMBO by BringingSexyBack	Mar 20th, 2008 06:16:06 PM
They're young ... They're in love ... They KILL people.
MISS RAMBO LIVES FOR A DAY by skywalkerfamily	Mar 20th, 2008 06:17:03 PM

THE GODFATHER RAMBO by skywalkerfamily	Mar 20th, 2008 06:17:38 PM

RUDY RAMBO by skywalkerfamily	Mar 20th, 2008 06:41:29 PM

Rambo: "I'll just walk the earth." by SkinJob69	Mar 20th, 2008 07:11:54 PM
"What'cha mean walk the earth?" Rambo: "You know, walk the earth, meet people... get into adventures. Like Caine from "Kung Fu." Rambo as Caine- hells yeah!
Oh Rambo You Devil Part 2 by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Mar 20th, 2008 07:31:50 PM

Rambo V - Back To School by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Mar 20th, 2008 07:32:28 PM

Four Weddings and a Rambo by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Mar 20th, 2008 07:34:29 PM

Rambo: Pig in the City by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Mar 20th, 2008 07:36:03 PM

Rambo Inc. by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Mar 20th, 2008 07:36:44 PM

The Adventures of Rambo Fairlane. by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Mar 20th, 2008 07:37:40 PM

8 Rambos in a Duffel Bag by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Mar 20th, 2008 07:39:49 PM

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Rambo by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Mar 20th, 2008 07:49:47 PM

by Samson_K	Mar 20th, 2008 08:32:34 PM
The only logical choice for a script is that he finds out he has a seven year old daughter that he never knew he had. Rambo in a tutu - the hilarity never stops!!!!
Rambo: International Missionary of Mystery by DARTH_VIGOR	Mar 20th, 2008 08:44:43 PM

Married... To Rambo by DARTH_VIGOR	Mar 20th, 2008 08:46:05 PM

ALL THE RAMBO'S MEN by BringingSexyBack	Mar 20th, 2008 09:02:40 PM

SLEEPING WITH THE RAMBO by BringingSexyBack	Mar 20th, 2008 09:03:48 PM
Rambo likes to spoon.
You guys are AWFUL at this by slone13	Mar 20th, 2008 09:12:27 PM
Out of the tons of fake Rambo titles you've posted there's only like 3 or 4 actual funny ones. Simply substituting the word 'Rambo' into an old movie title doesn't make it funny. If you're determined to be annoying, at least make it amusing. Be creative, you pathetic schmucks!
Star Trek: Rambo by DARTH_VIGOR	Mar 20th, 2008 09:14:17 PM
Thanks JazzTerminator
Rob Zombie by ddschneider1972	Mar 20th, 2008 09:16:45 PM

The Adventures of Rambo and Bullwinkle by DARTH_VIGOR	Mar 20th, 2008 09:17:16 PM
"I'll make you die if you want too"
Rob Zombie's Rambo-ween by ddschneider1972	Mar 20th, 2008 09:17:18 PM

Rambozo the Clown by ddschneider1972	Mar 20th, 2008 09:26:35 PM

bring on Rambo 5! by havehope	Mar 20th, 2008 09:27:55 PM
and yeh, he still OWNZ BOURNE!
Rambo and the City by DARTH_VIGOR	Mar 20th, 2008 09:28:37 PM
Rambo accidently switches from "growth hormones" and goes on estrogen therapy. Its new, its weird, its Rambo in high heels.
SO I MARRIED A RAMBO MURDERER by Kid Idioteque	Mar 20th, 2008 09:34:19 PM

Damn you Michael Bay by MCMLXXVI	Mar 20th, 2008 09:58:46 PM
Damn you Michael Bay
Well played, 1976 by slone13	Mar 20th, 2008 10:14:17 PM
Well played
Rambostock by skywalkerfamily	Mar 20th, 2008 10:19:04 PM

WHEN RAMBO MET TERMINATOR by Unlabled	Mar 20th, 2008 11:49:33 PM
A MERGING OF THE SPOOF TITLE THREADS! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOO!
travis-dane You fucking cuntrag shitthroat by Proman1984	Mar 21st, 2008 12:34:04 AM
I'd rather suck Indy's dick than watch a second of Indy 5. What's the matter with ya? Pissed that Indy 4 will make more money in one day than Rambo in it's entire run? That's right, even the first Rambo made more money that this shit (and I am not adjusting for inflation). I'm not saying that money is the way to judge movie's quality but in this case, the movie really is quite pathetic.
I had heard that... by 23GreatWoundsAllGotInBattle	Mar 21st, 2008 01:43:05 AM
...there were two ideas for Rambo in America. One was that he took on the Mexican drug cartels while living on the border, and one was that he took on white supremacists fucking with Navajos (I read somewhere Rambo is supposed to be part American Indian).
BROKEBACK RAMBO !!!!!!! by The Atomic Worm	Mar 21st, 2008 02:08:35 AM

Its not. It can't be.... MCMLXXVI has lost his by Seph_J	Mar 21st, 2008 04:32:56 AM
job, and now once again has time to spend all day pissing people off on tb. If of course, that is the real you...
How well did John Rambo do at the boxoffice anyway? by crayon	Mar 21st, 2008 05:16:48 AM
anyone got some figures?
The Ramboberg Family Slideshow Players... by Kid Z	Mar 21st, 2008 08:22:56 AM
Rambo moves into the music biz... John Rambo, his wife and young daughter play arch little ditties in front of a screen showing slides of Rambo's thousands of kills.
"I'd rather suck Indy's dick than watch a second of Indy 5" by travis-dane	Mar 21st, 2008 08:48:46 AM
Good job Proman1984! Calm down you little pussy and suck some more shit out of Indy's ass. You would be pissed too,if some idiot like you would constantly piss on Indy,like you piss on Rambo. peace!
RAMBO & CASH by DingFriesAreDone	Mar 21st, 2008 10:31:46 AM
Rambo bangs Cash's sister same as Tango did and this causes Kurt Russell to call out "Sonofabitch Must Pay"
Rambo Goes Hawaiian by TinkerTIW	Mar 21st, 2008 01:28:41 PM
Be there. Aloha!
RamBoaner Jams 2003- Written by Seth Rogan by DARTH_VIGOR	Mar 21st, 2008 01:47:33 PM

I wouldn't mind a fifth one! by Aethyrr	Mar 21st, 2008 02:09:24 PM
I liked the last one.. oh yeah
RAMBO AND ME by briantag	Mar 21st, 2008 03:35:54 PM
A fat gasbag wanna-be documentarian with a skewed, contrarian gadfly agenda tries to interview Rambo on film. But his ambush gets turned on him, when Rambo goes Fahrenheit 911 on his ass.
PULP RAMBO by briantag	Mar 21st, 2008 03:36:24 PM

RAMBO PROOF by briantag	Mar 21st, 2008 03:36:38 PM

BE KIND, RAMBO by briantag	Mar 21st, 2008 03:36:52 PM

SMOKEY AND THE RAMBO by briantag	Mar 21st, 2008 03:37:30 PM

PUNCH DRUNK RAMBO by briantag	Mar 21st, 2008 03:38:52 PM

RAMBOCKY by briantag	Mar 21st, 2008 03:39:05 PM

RAMBO by briantag	Mar 21st, 2008 03:40:13 PM

CADDYRAMBO by briantag	Mar 21st, 2008 03:40:47 PM

MY COUSIN RAMBO by briantag	Mar 21st, 2008 03:41:18 PM

FINDING RAMBO by briantag	Mar 21st, 2008 03:42:22 PM
A classic fish out of water story.
THE PASSION OF THE RAMBO by briantag	Mar 21st, 2008 03:43:23 PM

TROOP BEVERLY RAMBO by briantag	Mar 21st, 2008 03:43:40 PM

EARTH RAMBOS ARE EASY by briantag	Mar 21st, 2008 03:44:01 PM

12 RAMBOS by briantag	Mar 21st, 2008 03:44:15 PM

THE FIFTH RAMBO by briantag	Mar 21st, 2008 03:44:37 PM

INTERVIEW WITH A RAMBO by briantag	Mar 21st, 2008 03:44:54 PM

A RAMBO RUNS THROUGH IT by briantag	Mar 21st, 2008 03:45:12 PM

THE RAMBO CLUB by briantag	Mar 21st, 2008 03:46:03 PM

DEAD RAMBOS SOCIETY by briantag	Mar 21st, 2008 03:46:18 PM

MOULIN RAMBO by briantag	Mar 21st, 2008 03:47:10 PM

LITTLE MISS RAMBO by briantag	Mar 21st, 2008 03:47:30 PM

CHASING RAMBO by briantag	Mar 21st, 2008 03:48:02 PM

CATCH RAMBO IF YOU CAN by briantag	Mar 21st, 2008 03:48:17 PM

GOOD MORNING RAMBO by briantag	Mar 21st, 2008 03:49:03 PM

RAMBO'S DAY OFF by briantag	Mar 21st, 2008 03:49:18 PM

THE RAMBO'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY by briantag	Mar 21st, 2008 03:49:34 PM

THE RAMBO MILE by briantag	Mar 21st, 2008 03:49:48 PM

PRETTY IN PINK by briantag	Mar 21st, 2008 03:50:00 PM

ok I'm done again (for today at least) by briantag	Mar 21st, 2008 03:50:23 PM

Yeah it made 101,236,505$ and in many countries.... by travis-dane	Mar 21st, 2008 05:57:21 PM
it is still running.Thats good for a rated R movie.The DVD will be a Topseller.Cant wait.
Rambong - Stoner Comedy by JoeSixPack	Mar 21st, 2008 10:08:25 PM
Rambo gets high and hilarity ensues. That's my vote.
SPOILER if you have not seen IV by mrbong	Mar 22nd, 2008 12:14:02 PM
another one is a bit of a shame, really. everyone i know read the end of IV / John Rambo, as a finality of the character - the whole "returning to his father" bit has some obvious religious connotations as well as the more literal one implied by V being on the way. First Blood was a classic of cinema - a drama/thriller rather than an action film. i dare say that if Stallone had been allowed to end it as the book ended, his acting career would have blossomed, but the box office might not have followed. ho hum, Stallone is the only 80's mega star that accepts and is in tune with his audience (Willis was never mega and has disappeared up his own arse, the less said about Arnie the better), so i dare say all of us will have an interest in and support whatever the chap does. good work, fella!
SON OF RAMBOW by mrbong	Mar 22nd, 2008 12:17:50 PM
not a pisstake, but a small scale, genuinely affectionate film. see it if you get the chance, give yourself a break from thinking up all these names.
Rambo vs. Predator by Staldo	Mar 22nd, 2008 06:46:59 PM
Rambo gets hired by a Japanese corporation to fight yet another predator, along with a hot female merc. They fall in love, but Rambo dies after chopping the predator's arms off and impregnating the hot lady mercenary, who's name just happens to be...Vasquez. That's right, Vasquez from Aliens is actually Rambo's bastard daughter.
predator by Staldo	Mar 22nd, 2008 06:51:08 PM
notice how predator is kind of an extra terrestrial rambo. the similarities-self surgery, combat resourcefulness, and awesome hair.
RAMBO BALBOA by MrMysteryGuest	Mar 22nd, 2008 11:38:14 PM
Thank God no one did that one yet! :)
RAMBO GOES TO THERAPY! by MrMysteryGuest	Mar 22nd, 2008 11:44:34 PM

The Jazz Terminator is a genius by Librerarian	Mar 23rd, 2008 12:46:41 AM
That is all
YAAAAAY Who cares? by Zeegloo	Mar 23rd, 2008 07:01:00 PM
Seriously
hey jazzterminator, look 15 posts up from your rambo club post by briantag	Mar 24th, 2008 06:33:03 PM
hmm, wonder where you got that "genius" idea for a title.
In all seriousness, how did they by heyscot	Mar 26th, 2008 11:11:31 AM
I watched JOHN RAMBO a few days ago and I can't wait for it to come out on DVD so I can see how the hell they did those kills. I'm hoping against hope that they show something in the extras about how they did some of those kills, because it looked like fantastic CGI from my point of view. I don't know how the hell they blew off people's heads, arms, legs, and torsos and felt that the movie represented a step up in the technical virtuosity of violence in filmmaking. Maybe not the noblest thing, but hey, the movie was impressive for its "How the hell did they DO that?" violence.

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