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DRILLBIT TAYLOR hits this weekend... clips have shown up online!

I really hope this is good. by MaxG	Mar 18th, 2008 01:14:00 AM
I could see it actually being funny.
Not sure how psyched I am for this one. by Crimson King	Mar 18th, 2008 01:14:06 AM
Could be funny...could suck, I dunno.
cameo? by catlettuce4	Mar 18th, 2008 01:14:11 AM
which was the awesome cameo?
Awesome cameo is...(spoiler?) by Ditch Brodie	Mar 18th, 2008 01:14:25 AM
Adam Baldwin from My Bodyguard. Nice touch.
Is it Chuck Liddell?? by Crimson King	Mar 18th, 2008 01:19:08 AM
Is that the awesome cameo?
Adam Baldwin! by otm shank	Mar 18th, 2008 01:24:29 AM
"Stupidest thing I've ever heard of." LOL
Good call, Ditch... by Crimson King	Mar 18th, 2008 01:24:30 AM
That's the cameo that was referred to.
why cant i think of the 4th guys name... by seekshelter	Mar 18th, 2008 01:44:37 AM
he looks so familiar..
WTF CARES? by Broseph	Mar 18th, 2008 01:59:33 AM
Seriously this a paycheck movie for owen wilson it's probably worse then you,me,and dupree
I thought this looked kinda funny... by 23GreatWoundsAllGotInBattle	Mar 18th, 2008 01:59:58 AM
..but I'm a terrible judge of comedies. I thought Office Space looked stupid and went to go see Nacho Libre.
forgive me but by The Real MiraJeff	Mar 18th, 2008 02:19:28 AM
doesn't the cool cameo belong to frank whaley?
Whaley's great by Quint	Mar 18th, 2008 02:26:48 AM
I loved seeing him in there, but it's not like he's all dressed up in his Sleeping With Sharks get-up or anything, talking about being an assistant. The Adam Baldwin cameo wins it... not just for it being Adam Baldwin, but because he's riffing on an obscure '80s teen drama movie he starred in.
also... by Quint	Mar 18th, 2008 02:29:25 AM
I don't know what it is about it, but when that dude puts his hand in the hot coffee cup and goes, "Aw, damn!" I crack up. I've watched it 5 times now and I still gut-laugh at that.
Adam Rocks by red_weed	Mar 18th, 2008 03:06:04 AM
Dunno aout the movie, the trailers didn't do anything for me. I'm gonna see it in a movie marathon with cloverfield and the eye this easter weekend. Maybe i'll be pleasantly surprised. If not it's still only the price of one movie ticket for 3 movies, and i'd pay that much just to see cloverfield for the 5th time on the big screen. the other two are just a bonus.
Adam Baldwin?!?! SWEET!!! by Neurotica	Mar 18th, 2008 03:07:18 AM
"MY BODYGUARD," bitches!!!!! WOOOOO!!! This got me laughing on my pasty, white ass!!!
yeh the adam cameo by palewook	Mar 18th, 2008 06:27:44 AM
was best part of the teaser
Let's hope Owen doesn't OD or something b/f this comes out by donwillymo	Mar 18th, 2008 08:12:13 AM

Penis-nose is back by Osmosis Jones	Mar 18th, 2008 08:25:40 AM

Adam Baldwin by thechadrocks	Mar 18th, 2008 08:51:00 AM
I totally just bought My Bodyguard on dvd last month.. i'll see this simply for them acknowledging that lol.
Adam Baldwin - My Personal Bodyguard by KillaKane	Mar 18th, 2008 09:22:08 AM
Nice touch
BodyGuard 2: Elecitric FuelPumpaloo by ArcadianDS	Mar 18th, 2008 09:26:08 AM
Wherein the mop headed hero find friendship amid a strange contractual agreement. oh and a fuel pump. They also find a fuel pump.
Well...this is a surprise by Reel American Hero	Mar 18th, 2008 10:50:11 AM
It's a talkback up for a mainstream comedy, and not one person on this particular one yet has thrown up the usual 'this movie is not funny..insert obscure indie or older movie is real comedy* tangent yet. Congrats guys.
Owen Wilson sucks at both comedy and suicide by TallBoy66	Mar 18th, 2008 12:50:47 PM
You know it to be true!
apparently, AICN hasn't been paid by greyspecter	Mar 18th, 2008 01:29:23 PM
haven't seen many reviews and promos for it. compare it to, say, Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Check's in the mail, Harry. Start propping up Drillbit.
I think he'll survive until the wrap party then kick the bucket by donwillymo	Mar 18th, 2008 02:07:08 PM

hopefully luke will take the razors out of his schick by donwillymo	Mar 18th, 2008 02:09:44 PM

I heard the reason he wants to do himself is b/c nose by donwillymo	Mar 18th, 2008 02:40:01 PM

Reel American Hero by ArcadianDS	Mar 18th, 2008 02:51:43 PM
We blasted this unfunny movie in the previous talkback wherein we were presented with one of the most unfunny movie clips since the Schindler's List Blooper Reel. Something about Ninjas and the Founding Fathers of the US. Yeah - we sorta shot all our ammo over in that thread. This talkback is more like walking into Gettysburg the day after the shooting stopped and asking why nobody was fighting. Its kinda been played out and you missed the whole thing.
just look at that thing by donwillymo	Mar 18th, 2008 03:41:36 PM

im goin to hell aren't I? by donwillymo	Mar 18th, 2008 03:41:52 PM

didnt even think of the my bodygaurd reference by imageburn13	Mar 18th, 2008 03:44:11 PM
Just seeing Jayne Cobb for a second was bliss. And THEN frank Whaley!
Well...then I take back my congratulations then. by Reel American Hero	Mar 18th, 2008 04:28:10 PM
You leave the internet for a day or so and you miss everything it seems.
My Bodyguard! by eraser_x	Mar 18th, 2008 05:45:30 PM
What a great movie! Linderman. Moody. Joan Cusack. A motorcycle. Just thinking about this movie reminds me of "The Last Dragon"; I don't know why.
Owen Wilson's nose is just a clever distraction by jimmay	Mar 18th, 2008 07:01:21 PM
. . . from his annoyingly nasal voice and the fact he can't, or at least hasn't proven that he can, act.
A series of TV jokes by christian66	Mar 18th, 2008 07:28:33 PM
Look! People getting hit in the face! Look! Somebody getting punched! Look! Somebody falling! It's more shitty pain comedy for a generation of JACKASS drones!
You guys either got paid $$ to promote this or your on coke by smackfu	Mar 18th, 2008 09:34:10 PM
Because the trailers for this movie make it look like the saddest piece of shit you could ever be talked into going to see. Everyone who's been in my presence during a Drillbit Taylor movie has the same reaction - like they're watching someone hit rock bottom. Like when you see an old 80s-90s celebrity for the first time in years, only they're on a used car commercial and you think 'jesus, poor guy, what happened to your career'.
movie = trailer by smackfu	Mar 18th, 2008 09:35:06 PM
This movie looks so bad it has me all discombobulated.
Proof.. by micturatingbenjamin	Mar 19th, 2008 12:33:32 AM
That this guy's still trying to commit suicide. This is just a slower, more career-oriented, suicide.
red weed.. by micturatingbenjamin	Mar 19th, 2008 12:36:40 AM
Dude...That's like me saying I'm going to a buffet where it's all you can eat ipecac, cat shit, and rat vomit, but I've decided to do it on a Christian Holiday in case Jesus wants to see me down an ipecac before I eat cat shit and rat vomit. Please, don't do this. Cloverfield is pretty good if you can handle the shaky cam...the other two? Good Lord man, are YOU trying to commit suicide.
Oh, and when someone's noodling on a bass guitar in the preview. by micturatingbenjamin	Mar 19th, 2008 12:40:35 AM
The 'comedy' isn't coming anytime soon. The Adam Baldwin thing made me teary eyed. Fucking Adam Baldwin beating the shit out of that bald guy, or Matt Dillon...Fuck this flick, I'd pay 10 bucks to see 'My Bodyguard' again any day. That redheaded fucking kid flipping Dillon the bird...classic.

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