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Cpt. Wiggin Considers FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL!!

gay by Sailor Rip	Mar 14th, 2008 09:42:42 AM
i no like.
Its forgetting sarah marshall day her at AICN.shit...first by donwillymo	Mar 14th, 2008 09:42:56 AM

Fuck second...third...maybe last? by donwillymo	Mar 14th, 2008 09:43:20 AM

Hop off Sarah Marshalls dick AICN...we get it by donwillymo	Mar 14th, 2008 09:44:10 AM

Hop off Sarah Marshalls dick AICN...we get it by donwillymo	Mar 14th, 2008 09:44:19 AM

Post another Sarah Marshall article ACIN I dare you!!! by donwillymo	Mar 14th, 2008 09:46:29 AM

STOP IT!!! by Billy Batts	Mar 14th, 2008 09:52:41 AM
I was going to see this movie. Now I might skip it.
"...as gay as some cross dressing flamer..." by PoweredUpPacman	Mar 14th, 2008 09:53:02 AM
"...riding a float in the middle of a gay pride parade in downtown San Francisco singing Better The Devil You Know karaoke." You did not come up with that by your freakin' self. Maybe not a plant but defintitely a plagiarist. That's fancy talk for word-thief.
Welcome to the AICN Kristen Bell Fan Club, Capt. Wiggin... by Pennsy	Mar 14th, 2008 09:53:03 AM
And Quint, we need that KB Q&A, stat!
And is there some Sarah Marshall bandwagon I missed? by PoweredUpPacman	Mar 14th, 2008 09:59:04 AM
Coz the guys from AICN are riding this fucker hard.
Sarah Rambo by donwillymo	Mar 14th, 2008 09:59:06 AM

"Fucking Sarah Marshall" by The Biomind	Mar 14th, 2008 10:06:22 AM
"Fucking Sarah Marshall" - THAT'S the movie I want to see! And it's a great title for the sequel by the way.
Is that Kylie Minogue's "Better the Devil You Know"? by tonagan	Mar 14th, 2008 10:10:32 AM
I love that song.
Sarah Marshall and the Temple of Doom by donwillymo	Mar 14th, 2008 10:10:35 AM

Name yourselves Aint It Sarah Marshall News by donwillymo	Mar 14th, 2008 10:15:10 AM

I thought Bell was in V. Mars, not Heroes by Lance Rocke	Mar 14th, 2008 10:35:20 AM
Also, Capt. Wiggin, your little boy screed against male nudity ("save it for gay porn")is just precious. How old are you again?
GREAT ANOTHER SARAH MARSHALL REVIEW by BringingSexyBack	Mar 14th, 2008 10:40:20 AM
I just came in my pants!
Guys, the AICN DownUnder talkback has a FSM review, too. by Pennsy	Mar 14th, 2008 10:41:33 AM
LMFAO; I'm organ-asmic right about now.
Wow, the most homophobic writer ever on AICN by BitterMan23	Mar 14th, 2008 10:51:16 AM
"Save the full frontal for gay porn"... "gay as a cross dressing flamer..." Jesus.
Kristen Bell is notable for Heroes?? How about VERONICA MARS??? by Squashua	Mar 14th, 2008 10:56:38 AM
Don't trust a reviewer who doesn't do his research.
Sarah Marshall? by irrelevntelefant	Mar 14th, 2008 11:00:36 AM
haven't heard about that one yet. is it like Cloverfield?
MUST HAVE 500' SARAH MARSHALL WIPING OUT HAWAII by Pennsy	Mar 14th, 2008 11:14:56 AM
Then...the world!
And what's with AICN's Apatow cocksuckery? by BitterMan23	Mar 14th, 2008 11:16:48 AM
The last time a movie had this many reviews was Knocked Up. How about running multiple reviews for a film that could be interpreted different ways or will sharply polarize audiences? Who by now is going to walk into an Apatow-fied movie and not know what to expect?
Squash - Bell was on Heroes by BitterMan23	Mar 14th, 2008 11:22:10 AM
2nd season. One of the 12 reasons why that show sucked this year.
When the hell did this reach 1000 reviews? by thebearovingian	Mar 14th, 2008 11:33:30 AM
Slow your role, AICN!
Keep suckin Apatow's dick by m_prevette	Mar 14th, 2008 11:35:00 AM
Because it's hilarious how little integrity this place has. My god it's pathetic. Like all the reviews that said Superbad was the Second Coming, and it was just....shit. Offensive unfunny drivel. It's stunning how lame this place can be once it finds the next "God" to bow before. Every three months until the NEXT one.
Bell made lemonade from the lemons the Heroes writers by Pennsy	Mar 14th, 2008 11:35:24 AM
served up to her. In fact, she was pretty much its MVP.
Ashley Dupre, next years Diablo Cody... by irrelevntelefant	Mar 14th, 2008 11:35:41 AM

Who the fuck cares? by classyfredblassy	Mar 14th, 2008 11:36:22 AM
Really, this is like the 250th article about this movie nobody cares about on this fucking web site. ENOUGH. Where was the non-stop: Step Up 2: The Streets coverage?
I already DVR'd it, though; it was a rerun... by Pennsy	Mar 14th, 2008 11:55:26 AM
of her February 4 appearance on it. Which Dish Network missed out on originally; she was one of his first guests after getting the WGA waiver. Good times.
I Cannot Wait To Catch This On USA.... by www.valiens.com	Mar 14th, 2008 12:06:17 PM
every night for the next 10 years after its DVD release. Characters welcome!
Must be in the minority..... by chuffsterUK	Mar 14th, 2008 12:13:37 PM
.....as I thought Knocked Up and Superbad were tedious lumps of dog shit.
Forgetting Rambo 3 by pokadoo	Mar 14th, 2008 12:26:13 PM
I'm sure Stallone is trying to!
how much are the producers of this movie by Lloyd Bonafide the Korean War Veteran	Mar 14th, 2008 12:30:41 PM
paying this website to run these constant promotions?
You all suck. I wish you were dead. by Senator John McCain	Mar 14th, 2008 12:42:38 PM
Dear Friends, March is a memorable time for the Americans who were released from captivity in North Vietnam during the month back in 1973. The pathway to freedom began in February, as the war in Vietnam was concluding for America. John McCain, one of those American heroes, returned to freedom on March 15th, 1973, released from Hanoi that day along with other very happy American Prisoners of War. His journey home was the continuation of a remarkable story with chapters yet to be written. Having survived life-threatening and disabling injuries, along with the brutality of the POW experience, John had steadfastly resisted communist efforts to exploit him and his fellow POWs. John's homecoming began a new phase of his life. His courageous service and his political career are well known today, and now he is the presumptive nominee for the Republican Party to be the next President of the United States. We are but representatives of over eighty former POWs who shared those heady days of freedom and those years of captivity and suffering with John McCain. Collectively, we are proudly doing all we can to help our dear friend, John McCain, become our next commander in chief. We are campaigning with him, helping him raise money, speaking on his behalf and, in constant conversations, promoting his candidacy among our friends and family all over the country. We are doing so because we believe in John McCain. Our convictions about John's character were born in the crucible of adversity. We have witnessed his courage, integrity, character and intellect. We know and respect his sense of honor and his tenacity in the face of grave danger and prolonged hardship. These qualities, combined with his life experiences, make John ready for the enormous challenges facing the leader of our country. No one -- no one -- is more qualified to be president, to lead our country, to protect our nation and our children and grandchildren. We know him. We know his strengths, his love of country and his commitment to serve it. He has been severely tested, and we have witnessed him under pressure. We trust his judgment and his ability to lead our country in these difficult times. We are joined in that trust by over 130 retired Flag and General officers who are members of Senator McCain's Military Advisory Council. They know and have worked with John McCain over the past three decades dealing with major national security challenges. They know leadership and they know danger and challenges. They know experience. They know quality. And they chose John McCain for president. Please join us in this effort by click here to watch a video to remember this memorable day in John McCain's life. We must elect a leader who is ready on day one for these difficult and dangerous times. We need a leader who will insist that we win in the struggle against radical Islam. John is committed to let our troops win! We need a leader who will take on the big problems that most politicians seek to avoid. Leaders take on the tough issues. John McCain is that sort of leader. He knows the American spirit -- he has lived it like no other candidate. He knows we can do better and that America's best days are ahead. Sincerely, Commander Everett Alvarez, USN (Ret.) POW for 8 1/2 years Colonel Bud Day, USAF (Ret.) Medal of Honor POW Over 5 Years Rear Admiral Robert Shumaker, USN (Ret.) POW for 8 years Colonel Leo Thorsness, USAF (Ret.) Medal of Honor POW for 6 years Commander Paul Galanti, USN (Ret.) POW for over 6 1/2 Years Captain Mike Cronin, USN (Ret.) POW for over 6 years Major General John Borling, USAF (Ret.) POW for over 6 1/2 years Captain Richard Stratton, USN (Ret.) POW for over 6 years Lt Colonel Orson Swindle, USMC (Ret.) POW for over 6 years.
Hey I voted for you McCain! F u too by donwillymo	Mar 14th, 2008 12:49:17 PM

Then there was this gal I knew in Thailand... by Bill Brasky	Mar 14th, 2008 12:53:21 PM
...a real cross way breezer I swear. I walked up to her and she said "no more American please..." - You see, The USS Forrestal was in port and she had just been ruined by John McCain! "Here's to John McCain!!!" "Here's to Bill Brasky!!!" McCain/Brasky 2008
The above is a sad example of keyboard abuse by Fireproof	Mar 14th, 2008 12:56:01 PM
Think of the agony, the SHAME that hapless interactive device endured while its sticky-fingered mook pounded out that oh-so-clever diatribe against the one Presidential candidate who hasn't smeared blacks and women in his candidacy (not that he has to, since Hellary and Bam Bam are doing such a good job themselves). The one presidential candidate who's actually been a real hero in a real war, unlike the gamer geekazoids who rail against Bush while playing World of Warcraft until they break down crying: "I beat an elf! Wicked sweet! Who needs girls?" snort
Gamer-Geekazoids Vote for this guy... by Bill Brasky	Mar 14th, 2008 01:04:40 PM
Barack Obama’s longtime pastor once questioned America’s role in the spread of the AIDS virus, suggested that the United States bore some responsibility for the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks, and said “God damn America” for policies he said has discriminated against blacks. Confronted with the content of some of the Rev. Jeremiah Wright Jr.’s sermons, parts of which have been aired this week on FOX News, the Obama campaign continues to pull away from the pastor’s rhetoric, but is stopping short of a full repudiation. Wright has retired as leader of Trinity United Church in Chicago; he delivered his last sermon there in February. Obama has attended the church for 20 years and calls Wright his spiritual adviser. Wright’s supporters say his Afro-centric sermons accurately portray black America and contend his sermons are widely studied by theologians. But critics are now calling attention to some of his words from the pulpit. In DVD copies of his sermons available for purchase, Wright can be seen questioning America’s role in the spreading of the HIV virus that leads to AIDS. In another speech, made in the days after 9/11, he suggested that American foreign policy invited the terror attacks. “We bombed Hiroshima. We bombed Nagasaki. And we nuked far more than the thousands in New York and the Pentagon and we never batted an eye,” Wright said. “We have supported state terrorism against the Palestinians and black South Africans, and now we are indignant because of stuff we have done overseas is now brought back into our own backyard. America is chickens coming home to roost.” The pastor also said: “The government lied about inventing the HIV virus as a means of genocide against people of color. The government lied.” In another fiery sermon in April 2003, Wright said: “The government gives them the drugs, builds bigger prisons, passes three-strike laws and wants them to sing God Bless America. No! No No! “God damn America … for killing innocent people. God damn America for threatening citizens as less than humans. God damn America as long as she tries to act like she is God and supreme.” Late Thursday, the Obama campaign said it has distanced itself from certain comments made by the pastor. But it did not fully repudiate Wright himself — as some critics have called for. “Senator Obama has said before that he profoundly disagrees with some of the statements and positions of Reverend Wright, who has preached his last sermon as pastor at the church,” Obama campaign spokesman Bill Burton said. “Senator Obama deplores divisive statements whether they come from his supporters, the supporters of his opponent, talk radio, or anywhere else.” Last year, Obama rescinded an invitation to Wright to deliver the invocation at his presidential announcement. He also issued a statement saying personal attacks have no place in politics after Wright delivered an attack on Hillary Clinton and former President Bill Clinton. But Obama’s longtime relationship with Wright is continuing to spark controversy. “This is not just someone that Barack Obama has a casual relationship with,” said Tom Bevan, executive editor of RealClearPolitics.com. He noted that Wright married Barack and Michelle Obama, and Wright’s words were the inspiration for the title of Obama’s book, “The Audacity of Hope.” “Barack Obama has not out and out distanced himself from all of these comments … ,” said Patricia Murphy, editor of CitizenJanePolitics.com. “It’s unclear if he rejects all of these statements. I would assume that he does, but I think he is going to be pushed where he needs to come out and fully explain his relationship with his pastor.” Some of Wright’s statements have raised eyebrows at a time the Internal Revenue Service is scrutinizing tax-exempt religious organizations for alleged violations of rules barring them from participating in political campaigns. Prior to his retirement last month, Wright delivered commentary from the pulpit in which he praised Obama, as well as remarks focusing on the racial divide between Obama and Clinton. “There is a man here who can take this country in a new direction,” Wright said during his Jan. 13 sermon. During a Christmas sermon, Wright tried to compare Obama’s upbringing to Jesus at the hands of the Romans. “Barack knows what it means living in a country and a culture that is controlled by rich white people,” Wright said. “Hillary would never know that. “Hillary ain’t never been called a nigger. Hillary has never had a people defined as a non-person.” In a Jan. 13 sermon, Wright said: “Hillary is married to Bill, and Bill has been good to us. No he ain’t! Bill did us, just like he did Monica Lewinsky. He was riding dirty.” So far the Clinton campaign has been quiet over Wright’s comments. Wright has declined interview requests from ABC News.
Fireproof by Bill Brasky	Mar 14th, 2008 01:12:27 PM
Don't get me wrong. I love the guy. I especially love the fact that he isn't some modern, 'in touch with his feminine side' bullshit artist. He is a fucking American Hero, and Bill Brasky stands up and salutes him!!!! This is a guy who spent nearly six years of his life (four and a half of them when he didn't even have to) in a fucking ARVN torture camp. And you ultra-left weirdos think that Abu Garaib was torture. Huh. Whatever. Anyway, because I jest about the Senator and throw a few movie lines into a conversation with him (albeit a fictional one) it doesn't mean that I don't like him. Quite the opposite, he has always been my favorite candidate. I voted for him in the primary back in 2000 and I voted for him this past Feb in the 'Potomac Primaries' (Maryland.) John McCain is the only candidate on EITHER side who has PROVEN that he can work with both sides. Libs, rail against the man all you want, but can you ever remember Hillary or Obama reaching across the isle? No, they are fully integrated into the special interests of the Democratic Party and in complete rapture with their socialist, left-wing liberal agenda. They preach bi-partisanship and at the same time constantly work against it. No, Fireproof, I think you took my little post the wrong way. Hopefully this rectified the situation.
"I beat an elf! Wicked sweet! Who needs girls?" snort by Bill Brasky	Mar 14th, 2008 01:15:09 PM
Obama '08 - Usama '09...
Yo McCain, how'd your crusade against MMA work out for ya? by Pennsy	Mar 14th, 2008 01:43:59 PM
;)
You got brass ones, classyfredblassy to compare FSM... by Pennsy	Mar 14th, 2008 01:46:38 PM
to a future Razzie finalist for worst film of the year (Step Up 2 the Streetz). Ca-honies, yes.
Xiphos and all, the molten-lava hotness that IS Kristen Bell... by Pennsy	Mar 14th, 2008 01:47:46 PM
http://tinyurl.com/2fzg2q. Once more, with feeling.
IS IT AS GOOD AS IRON MAN!!!! by skywalkerfamily	Mar 14th, 2008 01:56:59 PM
I hope you don't slam IRON MAN!!!
MMA? by Bill Brasky	Mar 14th, 2008 02:16:04 PM
Cocaine and Steroid Cocktail fights? Niiiiiice....(Khazakstani accent). No, seriously, I had no idea that the Senator is madly in hate with MMA. WTF? Why? What is the deal Mr. Senator? For a man who seems to be relatively reasonable, why attack a fucking sport? Stupid. Still like the guy (a lot, almost at Man-Crush levels) but really don't like what I just found out about him.
The backlash HAS begun by Musicballs	Mar 14th, 2008 02:55:47 PM

Did Joss Wheadon direct this movie? by skywalkerfamily	Mar 14th, 2008 02:57:38 PM

Wont point out the obvious... by Tourist	Mar 14th, 2008 03:11:11 PM
...In regards to the decomposing horse being flogged, but I will say Forgetting Sarah Marshall may be the Hot Pursuit of its generation.
post the new hulk trailer! by BMacSmith	Mar 14th, 2008 03:41:30 PM

Heroes? Pootie Tang? by oisin5199	Mar 14th, 2008 03:59:46 PM
I agree, this reviewer's credibility is in question. I still miss the brilliant goodness that was Veronica Mars. And nothing I've seen from Apatow has come close to the genius that was Freaks and Geeks. Of course, he was not involved in this movie, as so many people seem to think.
Post another MARSHALL review and I kill a box of kittens by YackBacker	Mar 14th, 2008 04:09:45 PM
With LOVE!!!!! No, but seriously, enough with the SARAH MARSHALL thing. Kristen Bell is not fucking any of you guys, is she?
Is this the new STAR WARS?! by skywalkerfamily	Mar 14th, 2008 04:16:17 PM
Hey, I remember when people liked Star Wars!!
Showing the dong on film... by Forsakyn	Mar 14th, 2008 04:20:13 PM
I agree with the reviewer in not showing one's dong in a film. If I were an actor I would never show my dong on film... Unless it was IMAX 3D, where the beauty and size could truly be appreciated.
The excessive coverage of this on AICN by SoylentMean	Mar 14th, 2008 04:25:32 PM
is at best suspicious, at worst highly unethical an attribituable to monetary compensation for the "buzz" about how cool it is. Really don't fuckin' care too much about this, it looks pretty similar in premise to The Heartbreak Kid, and I skipped that movie as well. Hey AICN, why don't you run some stories on some movies we actually fuckin' care about?
P by SoylentMean	Mar 14th, 2008 04:26:10 PM

L by SoylentMean	Mar 14th, 2008 04:26:31 PM

A by SoylentMean	Mar 14th, 2008 04:26:48 PM

N by SoylentMean	Mar 14th, 2008 04:27:03 PM

T by SoylentMean	Mar 14th, 2008 04:27:31 PM

Where's the Doomsday review? by SoylentMean	Mar 14th, 2008 04:29:50 PM
That's a movie made for the people who frequent this site. Hilariously bloody fun. Fuck Fangoria's review, the wankers.
Screw Doomsday by Forsakyn	Mar 14th, 2008 04:32:24 PM
Where's the Horton Hears a Who review? I mean that's the movie we all truly want to see. Don't we? Can it be better than Cat in the Hat?!?!
Screw Dr. Seuss by SoylentMean	Mar 14th, 2008 04:39:40 PM
Too Corpsey
please stop suckin Apatow cock long enough to by BMacSmith	Mar 14th, 2008 04:44:56 PM
post the Hulk trailer.
Screw the Hulk! by Pennsy	Mar 14th, 2008 04:47:30 PM
Keeping in line with the 'Screw' motif of the past few posts. ;)
Screw Dandruff by SoylentMean	Mar 14th, 2008 04:50:11 PM
Selsun Blueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
Screw Billy Crystal by SoylentMean	Mar 14th, 2008 04:51:02 PM
the little green one eyed bastard
Seriously, with all the SXSW reviews of other movies... by Pennsy	Mar 14th, 2008 04:52:55 PM
that we had over the week, today was just the day for the quartet of Forgetting Sarah Marshall reviews that were sent in to be published. But I'ma Kristen Bell homer, so maybe you take this with a grain of salt.
"Forgetting Sarah Marshall's Ex-Boyfriend's Penis"... by anchorite	Mar 14th, 2008 05:00:49 PM
was the full title of the movie. They shortened it after actually seeing the ex-boyfriend's penis. Here's the question everyone wants to ask: Is he a shower or a grower?
YackBacker, what are you suggesting?? by Pennsy	Mar 14th, 2008 05:07:12 PM
;)
I just got off the phone with Alton Brown... by Uncle Stan	Mar 14th, 2008 05:28:36 PM

This guy is full of crap by haggardatbest	Mar 14th, 2008 05:41:49 PM
Naked dudes are funny
TOO SOON! by DonnieDorko	Mar 14th, 2008 05:57:03 PM
As my asian foot-specialist calls my toe-zones.. Why she screams it, I don't know - but is the reason I hit her. My footmassages are better now but the remote for the tv broke.
It's sad that... by Screamin822	Mar 14th, 2008 06:22:26 PM
...as far as we've come in the way of acceptance and enlightenment, this incredibly offensive and mediocre review is posted as "news". Moreso, it bothers me that more talkbackers are offended by the notion this might be a "plant" than by the blatantly bigoted nature of the words used.
This sounds a little like The Heartbreak Kid by skimn	Mar 14th, 2008 06:25:22 PM
only if it was funny. Does Jonah Hill overstay his welcome in this...? Curious to see if he crashes and burns on SNL this weekend. Or at least unleash an F-bomb like he did on Conan.
eons out of her league? by bootle2	Mar 14th, 2008 06:50:41 PM
I don't think you know what that word means. You dumb fucking assmonkey piece of shit, you're worse than merrick, and he is "pure golden" dreck
hulk director has to explain the trailer by bacci40	Mar 14th, 2008 07:02:01 PM
http://www.empireonline.com/fe atures/hulk/1.asp...remove spaces
Hulk trailer by chuffsterUK	Mar 14th, 2008 07:11:12 PM
Was posted on here 2 days ago : http://www.aint-it-cool-news.c om/node/35977 So stop asking for them to post it!!
Marshall, Will and Holly, on a routine expedition, by jimmy rabbitte	Mar 14th, 2008 07:16:03 PM
met the... what? ... ...oh, it's another Apatow movie, sorry, never mind.
I guess I just don't "get" Apatow by Emperor_was_a_jerk	Mar 14th, 2008 07:51:51 PM
I am obviously the odd man out here and Apatow is this cinematic comedy genius but really, I just don't get all the hoopla. "I'll begin by stating the obvious fact that any film finding itself within Judd Apatow's grasp is pure golden whether it be writing, directing or in this case producing. The man is undeniably the Comedic Mythical Midas of our day...". Wow. Really? Superbad with all its dirty language that was supposed to pass for good writing? 40 Year Old Virgin and its barage of "your so gay" jokes that we all did in 7th grade? Um, okay.
Re: Emporer by haggardatbest	Mar 14th, 2008 08:10:53 PM
Kids really talk like the ones in Superbad, I hate to tell you. And immature guys really talk like the ones in 40 Year Old Virgin. I know. I'm an immature guy myself.
Two Sarah Marshall talkbacks in the top 10, BAYBEE! by Pennsy	Mar 14th, 2008 08:17:06 PM
Way to go.
haggardatbest: by Emperor_was_a_jerk	Mar 14th, 2008 08:24:58 PM
I get what you are saying but I don't have a problem with the language of the kids or how the characters in 40 Year Old Virgin acted. I just prefer a JOKE in there somewhere. Saying "F*CK" fifty times in a sentence does not inherently make something funny. Or being "shockingly" dirty is not a joke in and of itself. One of the funniest (if dated) movies of all time is Eddie Murphy RAW. He was as dirty, offensive and foul-mouthed as anyone has ever been in that performance but he had something that these other movies don't have: a JOKE wrapped around the cussing.
APATOW IS A GOD AMONGST FILMMAKERS!! by skywalkerfamily	Mar 14th, 2008 08:29:49 PM
STEVEN SPIELBERG WISHES HE WERE APATOW!!!!
Cough, cough, handjob, cough cough by EvilWizardGlick	Mar 14th, 2008 08:33:17 PM
Val Kilmer?
Sorry but by haggardatbest	Mar 14th, 2008 08:41:39 PM
I thought the Orson Wells joke in Superbad was pretty funny. There is good stuff to be found in there, and I don't feel the humor is based on the language. I think the humor is framed by the language, but only because it's more realistic for a character like Jonah Hill's to be talking that way while still saying funny things.
Hey, yeah, some of his movies are funny, by skywalkerfamily	Mar 14th, 2008 08:46:02 PM
but this site is in full blown overload.
am i the only one that thought 40 virgin>>>>Superbad? by BMacSmith	Mar 14th, 2008 10:44:36 PM
Superbad was ok. Walk Hard blew.
I liked Hot Dog better than Superbad. by skywalkerfamily	Mar 14th, 2008 11:04:43 PM
But it was all right.
New International Red band trailer for FSM by Jay Mammoth	Mar 14th, 2008 11:48:23 PM
http://tinyurl.com/2feysj
Why didn't they get the genuinely funny Noel Fielding... by AnnoyYou	Mar 15th, 2008 01:29:52 AM
...instead of the unfunny and gross-looking Russell Brand to play Sarah's Brit boyfriend? As if anyone like La Bell (as they call her on gofugyourself.com) would look twice at a matted-haired, mossy-toothed slimeball like Brand. They should have had Rhys Ifans reprise his role from "Notting Hill" - even HE was more attractive than Brand. Ugh.
Aint it sold out news... by landosystem	Mar 15th, 2008 01:57:40 AM
Doomsday opened today and not word one on this site about it... any film that references road warrior, escape from new york, 28 days later, lord of the rings, monty python and the holy grail and the full monty to name just a few deserves a little more geek press... fucking 5 articles about forgetting sarah marshall on the front page tho, good thing they are sucking your choads so much you are ignoring the rest of geekdom.
I'm not seeing it because of AICN by Musicballs	Mar 15th, 2008 02:07:52 AM

Fielding is too good for second string Apatow. by Tourist	Mar 15th, 2008 04:57:58 AM
Brand is a nobody, so he'll do.
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ by TomBodet	Mar 15th, 2008 06:37:26 AM
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
LMAO, Xiphos...and as for Doomsday, by Pennsy	Mar 15th, 2008 09:06:43 AM
Maybe there's no talkback yet because people see it for the five-alarm turd that it is.
Yeah, where's the Doomsday news? by I Dunno	Mar 15th, 2008 09:17:45 AM
Of course it looks totally lame and gay but since when has that stopped a movie from getting coverage here? And it stars that girl from...well, it stars one of those girls that you don't remember what she's from but she's hot anyway. Anyway, continue the Judd "let me record my funny stoner friends' conversations and call it writing" Apatow.
...suckfest by I Dunno	Mar 15th, 2008 09:17:58 AM

Funniest Part Of This Movie: by christian66	Mar 15th, 2008 12:36:42 PM
Is this line from the review: "The man is undeniably the Comedic Mythical Midas of our day..." Oh, undoubtedly, Mr. Steed. Your tea?
Peter’s girlfriend, Sarah Marshall, is unquestioningly eons out by IAmJack'sUserID	Mar 15th, 2008 12:53:08 PM

Judd Apatow the Comedic Mythical Midas of our day by unionJACKass.webs.com	Mar 15th, 2008 03:32:51 PM
Laugh. Out. Fuckin. Loud. Cpt. Wiggin, what the fuck are you on?
landosystem... by unionJACKass.webs.com	Mar 15th, 2008 03:47:15 PM
...Have you ever seen any AICN writers at any Neil Marshall premiere's? NO. Have you ever seen them at any Judd Apatow's premiere's? Well, the other obese writer (Moriarty) was at the Superbad premiere. Moriart's Superbad review - http://www.aintitcool.com/node /33696
Five alarm turd. by mrfan	Mar 15th, 2008 04:28:10 PM
Best description of Doomsday. Very nice Pennsy. hehehehe
P.S. by mrfan	Mar 15th, 2008 04:34:21 PM
Someone please wake up TomBodet. His snoring is getting too loud.
SARAH WHO? DAMN! I FORGOT ALREADY! by skywalkerfamily	Mar 15th, 2008 05:14:21 PM

GIANT ROBOTS I HEARD GIANT ROBOTS by TomBodet	Mar 15th, 2008 07:12:57 PM
*someone PLEASE make them Step on Apatow Put Us Outta Our Misery YES YES (THUD!)zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
What's with all the Sarah Marshall news? by the_scream	Mar 15th, 2008 10:36:42 PM
Seriously, AICN is targeted as the no. 1 geek site to promote films now. As such, we are overloaded with promotions for run of the mill comedies, action flicks and so on. Even Harry can't resist giving a fairly positive review to absolute shit like 10,000 Bull Crap. What a sell-out this place is becoming.
Again, I suggest that since there was a load of SXSW by Pennsy	Mar 15th, 2008 10:41:54 PM
reviews to publish, FSM just wound up getting a quintet of reviews on Friday. I'm sure other movies have received close to 3 or 4 talkbacks on the same day in the past. Right?
Superbad had like ten talkbacks. by skywalkerfamily	Mar 15th, 2008 10:51:21 PM

Boys, it's either Quentin, Apatow, Rodriguiz, by GQtaste	Mar 16th, 2008 12:18:17 AM
or the dude from lord of rings. Thats it. They get everything and more for this site. You'll never see a negative review from any of those dudes. Don't you get it?
John McCain Dressed Up as Jane Fonda and Blew His Vietcong Capto by heywood jablomie	Mar 16th, 2008 03:48:20 AM
In other news, since Harry got married, this site has become as geriatric as my Uncle Fud's kneecaps.
In Hanoi by Monkey Butler	Mar 16th, 2008 08:14:12 AM
There's an exhibit on McCain in the Hanoi Hilton. It says that he really enjoyed his stay there, and there are photos of him laughing and opening christmas presents and shaking hands with his captors when he was released. I just don't know what to believe.
There's an exhibit in the Hanoi Hilton... by Bill Brasky	Mar 16th, 2008 09:01:10 AM
Dude, are you fucking serious? The HANOI HILTON, the place that fucking tortured men like John McCain and that probably held dozens if not hundreds of 'MIA's for years after the war was over, and you "just don't know what to believe." Shame on you dude, because that was about the most ignorant, out-of-touch thing that I think I have ever read on this conspiracy theory laden hive of scum and villainy.
Forgetting Sarah Marshal? by santi01	Mar 16th, 2008 12:54:09 PM
Odd, I havent heard of this movie on this site yet. hmmmm
Forgetting John Rambo! by santi01	Mar 16th, 2008 12:54:53 PM

"When Cell Phones Attack" by Pennsy	Mar 16th, 2008 04:13:58 PM
Check out http://tinyurl.com/3bvyo9 and see if this doesn't remind you of Kristen's most recent movie. Also, it's not just AICN that's gaga over FSM: http://tinyurl.com/2jxa97
Dear Straight Male Reviewers: by MrSandwich	Mar 16th, 2008 04:42:35 PM
I get it. When you see a wang onscreen, a siren begins blaring in your mind that says: 'If I Do Not Announce My Aversion To This Wang To All Nearby, The World Will Instantly Conclude That I'm A Gay.' It won't. I promise. But stop it. 'Wang Excursion Parade'? Really? Do you really think there's been this Avalanche of Penises in movies for comic effect? I don't. I think this was your excuse to remind us that you, a robust heterosexual male, do not care for wangs. Stop it. If men who don't delight in exposed boobs in movies were as vocal about it -- they would be set on fire.
penises in comedy movies by the podosphere	Mar 16th, 2008 06:46:16 PM
The sausage fest in EuroTrip worked because it was a bunch of fat and/or ugly and/or old guys chasing poor Michelle Trachtenberg down the beach. The intent of the penis humor in Dewey Cox was the shock value. IMHO it would have been funnier had the one flashing of wang been behind Dewey when he was talking to his dad at the door of his hotel room after the crazy party. Unless you've got an incredible set-up, just flashing a wang onscreen does not a laugh make. The shock value laugh is done.
hey AICN by The Amazing G	Mar 16th, 2008 07:50:47 PM
how come there hasn't been a new story in over 24 hours?
what has... by The Amazing G	Mar 16th, 2008 09:19:50 PM
AICN been hit with Captain Trips or something?
If A Joke Like Beating A "guys Ass With A Starfish" Makes You La by The Ender Smites Foes	Mar 16th, 2008 09:42:31 PM
You probably think Dane Cook is funny too. And he's not. In fact he's the fucking anti-funny. So I'm going to guess this movie blows.
Objection, your honour. FSM has Kristen Bell in it. by Pennsy	Mar 16th, 2008 10:04:44 PM
Therefore, that alone prevents it from blowing.
Pennsy Have You Seen Her Get Interviewed by The Ender Smites Foes	Mar 17th, 2008 09:10:35 AM
Seems like a condescending bitch. Yeah, you bang her, but you cum all over her face, and tell her not to call you while the door shuts behind you. Like USS Cygnus and his boyfriends.
And if you want to be down with Bad Boy F U TOO!!! by donwillymo	Mar 17th, 2008 07:59:47 PM

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