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first?
by connor187
Mar 12th, 2008
05:51:31 PM
first!
by Thoreau
Mar 12th, 2008
05:51:46 PM
Frist.
by Ashok0
Mar 12th, 2008
05:51:47 PM
FIRST FOR POTTER!
by skywalkerfamily
Mar 12th, 2008
05:51:48 PM
BEAT THAT PETER JACKSON!
damn
by Thoreau
Mar 12th, 2008
05:51:54 PM
Wow I suck.
by skywalkerfamily
Mar 12th, 2008
05:52:09 PM
I am ashamed.
FUCKING HELL...I HATE THAT SHIT1
by connor187
Mar 12th, 2008
05:52:25 PM
Seems everybodys over at that Hulk Talkback!
by connor187
Mar 12th, 2008
05:54:10 PM
Still fucking first though let me add.
Shit
by odo19
Mar 12th, 2008
05:54:38 PM
I should have been first.
FSIRT!
by Pennsy
Mar 12th, 2008
05:55:00 PM
;)
MOTHER FUCKER I HATE YATES
by Judge Briggs
Mar 12th, 2008
05:56:05 PM
He did such a shit job on Order... mother fucker... fuck
Bad idea.
by spidermanfreak20
Mar 12th, 2008
05:58:06 PM
Book is out. Unless its massive rewrites whats the point of splitting a story everyone already knows and having them pay 20 bucks in theaters or more depending on IMAX? Grindhouse is the perfect example. Just make the REALLY long Harry Potter movie. Lawrence of Arabia was 4 hours and ROTK was 3. Just make it a really long film and do it with 3D cameras.
cha-ching!
by coachaaron
Mar 12th, 2008
05:58:33 PM
i'm not a big potter guy, but this reeks of greed. they haven't split any of the other books into 2 films, why start now? oh yeah.. $$$.
Bad idea.
by spidermanfreak20
Mar 12th, 2008
05:59:38 PM
Book is out. Unless its massive rewrites whats the point of splitting a story everyone already knows and having them pay 20 bucks in theaters or more depending on IMAX? Grindhouse is the perfect example. Just make the REALLY long Harry Potter movie. Lawrence of Arabia was 4 hours and ROTK was 3. Just make it a really long film and do it with 3D cameras.
Yates is fine
by odo19
Mar 12th, 2008
06:00:05 PM
The problem with Order was'nt Yates, it was the editing. The movie was originally supposed to be three hours and as a result it felt very rushed. Because this movie is going to be close to 6 hours the last thing it will feel is rushed. However I still would have rather had Cuaron come back.
god dammit
by catlettuce4
Mar 12th, 2008
06:00:46 PM
yates is okay but the fun has been in the changing of directors. I don't want to see the same style for four movies in a row. you know, CUARON could have pulled off doing this in one movie.
Why 2 films?
by JonQuixote
Mar 12th, 2008
06:04:20 PM
I dig the books but the last is not so complex and loaded with happenings that it's impossible to "cram" it into 2-3 hours. In fact, it feels very much structured like one good movie. This is bad news. I feel the "sit through" is going to be ass-numbingly interminable.
Is WB just too lazy to find a better director?
by deucefilms
Mar 12th, 2008
06:05:00 PM
I thought the best thing to happen to this film franchise was when they no longer had Chris Columbus directing the films. With that being said, the quality of the series took a step back with the 5th film, directed by Yates. Is he just good buddies with someone important, and that's why they're handing the rest of this series off to him? I really hope they at least TRIED to convince Alfonso Cuaron to direct Deathly Hallows. I'm sure there are a number of more talented directors who would happily take a shot at the final Potter flick. Very disappointing news...
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzz
by OttopartS
Mar 12th, 2008
06:05:12 PM
and you thought
by dime4k
Mar 12th, 2008
06:06:54 PM
Lucas was a whore... "fuck!!!! the bitch isnt writing any more books! fuck!!! lets split the last one into 2 films.. FUCK!" "where the hell are we gonna find 900mil a year in box office revenue??"
catlettuce4
by Screamin822
Mar 12th, 2008
06:08:22 PM
Maybe...but at what price? Part 3 was well done, but many fans were left disappointed with the cuts he made. And that was on one of the shortest books.

This seems like a good idea to me.
Milk That Cash Cow!!!
by bswise
Mar 12th, 2008
06:10:47 PM
I'm still holding out for Harry Potter vs. Mary Poppins (HPvMP).
I can't wait for the hour and a half of them sitting
by chrth
Mar 12th, 2008
06:11:08 PM
in the woods doing nothing.
Yeh who gives a shit
by quantize
Mar 12th, 2008
06:11:42 PM
They're all the same movie anyway.
NOOOOOOOO !!!! NO CUARON?
by ludmir88
Mar 12th, 2008
06:12:07 PM
BUT TWO PARTS SOUNDS GREAT!!! QUINT SHOULD BE HAPPY RIGHT NOW.
I agree
by The Brains
Mar 12th, 2008
06:13:59 PM
about Yates. I'm not sold on this guy. He seems a bit sleep-inducing, like he's a really big fan of the books, knows every detail... but that's what kind of what makes him a bit boring. I tell you what I did like those wand battles in OOTP though. But that's not necessarily Yates. Newell's movie had much more energy.
dumb idea
by newc0253
Mar 12th, 2008
06:14:49 PM
The seventh book ain't that dense. half of it is the trio camping. if any book deserved to be split, it'd be something like the Half Blood Prince.

the other problem that splitting the Deathly Hallows shares with the Hobbit is that neither has a suitable cliffhanger roughly 50% of the way through the book. it means that you have to not only hype up something within the book to make it into a phony cliffhanger, but you also have to build up a phony climax, etc.

also, Yates is a good director and OOTP was a good potter film. but he's not Cuaron and its a shame if the Potter series doesn't get to see Cuaron's magic again.

Why not four 90-minute movies?
by tonagan
Mar 12th, 2008
06:15:39 PM
They'll be making them until Doomsday (not the movie).
David Yates =
by kwisatzhaderach
Mar 12th, 2008
06:16:03 PM
Bland shit
Quit your bitching...this is the best news yet...
by Kasch
Mar 12th, 2008
06:17:23 PM
Yates did a phenomenal job directing "Order" and now he finally has all the time he needs to tell one of these books faithfully. This is the best thing to happen to Harry Potter since they canned Chris Columbus. Suck it, haters.

by Toulon
Mar 12th, 2008
06:20:21 PM
The first movie barely had enough material for
by skywalkerfamily
Mar 12th, 2008
06:21:01 PM
one movie.
I second, Kasch, and...
by Playkins
Mar 12th, 2008
06:21:33 PM
Remeber before you all bitch: Half the fanboys around hear kept griping that ALL the HP films should have been two-parters. Don't complain because you finally got your wish. I DO hope that they'll only release a couple months apart, though.
My problem with OOTP
by The Brains
Mar 12th, 2008
06:22:47 PM
was there was a detached element to it. I have never watched it again after the first time. The others I watched a few times. I just hope that this doesn't continue because of Yates style, which seems a bit antiseptic.
John Williams
by johnmullin
Mar 12th, 2008
06:22:52 PM
My only complaint about this is that I really would like John Williams to have returned to the series for part 7. Yates will likely push for Nicholas Hooper, who did 5 and will do 6. He's not terrible by any standard, but just doesn't have much zaz.
This is a money-spinning ploy, nothing more.
by F69
Mar 12th, 2008
06:23:19 PM
I read the final book and thought that it was going to make one of the best movies because it had alot of interesting set pieces and there was an awful lot of 'padding' that they could easily cut out to give the script a good pace and let the story flow more naturally on film. Now there's going to be two movies? Presumably they're not going to cut much out if they want to have solid running times, so are we now going to get endless scenes of Harry Potter and his friends sitting in a tent saying "I don't know what to do next." In my opinion this is a bad move as, instead of getting one trim, fast-paced climax to this franchise we'll be getting two boring plods that are seriously going to drag.
Directed by Quentin Tarantino
by Trik_Ster
Mar 12th, 2008
06:23:27 PM
With Samuel L. Jackson as Harry Potter

MotherFucker

Alright...mediocrity, here we come!
by Phimseto
Mar 12th, 2008
06:23:33 PM
Two installments = great! David Yates = bad news that mitigates whatever benefit comes from splitting the two films. I'm guessing this isn't going to mean a return for John Williams, which is the worst news of all, especially in wake of the atrociously generic Order of the Phoenix score.
I just hope...
by Toulon
Mar 12th, 2008
06:23:57 PM
they don't do ANY of the film in 3D or Imax . . . either do it ALL that way or NONE of it . . . I hate it when all of a sudden the staging and camera completely change in a scene, because we've obviously just crossed over the point where we're supposed to put on uncomfortable glasses or watch a blurry image. UGH.

Love that it's two films . . . they've had to cut SOOO much from other books, and you just want to stay in that world as long as possible . . . I agree, I don't want to watch them sitting the woods for an hour, but there's plenty left to fill two films.

Really would have loved to see new directors though . . . why stop changing now? Give Nolan or Guillermo a shot!!

!!MAJOR SPOILER!!
by bswise
Mar 12th, 2008
06:24:58 PM
****WARNING!!!***MAJOR SPOILER!!!***DO NOT READ THIS POST IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW THE ENDING***

Voldemort kills Harry, Evil Reigns Supreme, 2012 arrives and Time, Itself, ends. Good night, kids.
I always thought Peter Jackson should have done one.
by Smashing
Mar 12th, 2008
06:27:35 PM
He would have made a decent attempt to translate the material, the films leave me cold as there so stark, the last one especially.
Never seen any of the movies...and PROUD of it
by tylerzero
Mar 12th, 2008
06:27:37 PM
horrible news
by slappy jones
Mar 12th, 2008
06:28:19 PM
just make a three hour final film....terrible idea.
Fantastic!
by Evil Hobbit
Mar 12th, 2008
06:29:57 PM
In my opinion, Yates brought a sense of realism to the school while combining elements that made Cuaron's so great. I loved the style and specially the gritty battle between Dumbledore and Voldemort. More of that pleas! And now with a slower paced script and more details it will be even grander. I also liked what he did with the actors. For the first time really, I felt that the trio where real friends on that school. The scene with Hermione and Ron giggling with Harry about his kiss was a fantastic scene. The chemistry never was better and I think Yates really nailed their characters.
Harry Potter can watch me take a SHIT
by Stengah
Mar 12th, 2008
06:29:59 PM
i hate this franchise. went straight to the shitter. FUCK... YOU... HARRY!!
Yates? I Guess They Really Like the Guy
by DKT
Mar 12th, 2008
06:31:48 PM
I DID like OotP. I guess they decided to go for a bit more of continuity at the end of this franchise. Which isn't a bad thing, but I'm bummed we won't get Guillermo or Cuaron.
Johnmullin, indeed he will probably push Hooper
by Evil Hobbit
Mar 12th, 2008
06:32:43 PM
Let's hope he doesn't or that Warner forces him to bring Williams back :) Hooper is descent though, way better then Doyle. He was really out of place with his ultra lush high pitched strings. Holy crap that was a little to much.
Harry Potter 5 and a half?
by skywalkerfamily
Mar 12th, 2008
06:33:42 PM
Where are they going to split it?
by SUPERJIM
Mar 12th, 2008
06:34:58 PM
The Gringots scene do you think?

Emma Watson needs to stop shouting and acting with her eyebrows too, stupid tart. Spoiled the last 2 films for me in a big way

how long will these two films be?
by ilander66
Mar 12th, 2008
06:36:06 PM
are they both going to be a trim 90 mins each or two hours plus? 5 hours of that book? there is barely enough for one good film half of it is ron hermionie and harry wandering around in a tent...crying all the time.
Greedy Bastards!
by slave to the one
Mar 12th, 2008
06:36:06 PM
Yates is a hack director! Bring back Cuarón! He directed the only good Potter movie!
Oh yea..
by SUPERJIM
Mar 12th, 2008
06:37:35 PM
Thank the lord Cauron isn't back too. Spoiled number 3, there's a million different things he could have used in the films yet he made up his own tripe. The book was easily short enough to include a mention of the marauders, at least. Spoiled to impact.
That's some bad news
by MattmanReturns
Mar 12th, 2008
06:38:09 PM
I don't care for Yates' style, or should I say, lack of style. And they could've made it a single, 3 hour movie pretty easily. "Part I" is going to be anti-climactic.
the only good thing could be....
by ilander66
Mar 12th, 2008
06:38:28 PM
if they make the battle of hogwarts about an hour long and really go for it, i have always felt that they pussied out of big battles so as not to scare the kiddies.. but then if they do that what the hell is the first film going to have in it?
UGH!
by smeagol2
Mar 12th, 2008
06:38:43 PM
I do like the idea that the want to split this book into two movies. I just wished they did it with Goblet and Order too. But I dont like the idea of YATES directing again. OOTP was just ok. I really did not like how they just washed over Sirius's death.
Stuff that was cut out of the earlier films deserved to be cut
by F69
Mar 12th, 2008
06:40:32 PM
Who wants to see half an hour of Quidditch that doesn't even involve any of the main characters? Who wants to see a stupid subplot involving Hermione creating some kind of charity for Jar Jar the Elf? I dig the books as a whole but there's an awful lot of bullshit in them.
David Yates used to work at my College
by ilander66
Mar 12th, 2008
06:41:03 PM
he was a teacher about 5 years ago teaching media studies and stuff then he left and went to the BBC to do State of Play and then Potter. We asked him to come back to talk to the kids but he says that Warners own his ass and wont let him do anything without authorisation.
Of course. 7 movies? That's not a franchise
by I Dunno
Mar 12th, 2008
06:41:10 PM
Freddy and Jason would agree. At least Star Trek changed casts half way through.
BOO to the money grab.
by Flim Springfield
Mar 12th, 2008
06:42:26 PM
This is NEW NEWS?
by PirateEmery
Mar 12th, 2008
06:43:59 PM
I knew about the Two Movies and Yates for several months now...
Dammit
by CherryValance
Mar 12th, 2008
06:45:26 PM
I was hoping Yates was just a bad rumor. Oh well, we always have the books I guess.
No John Williams = Boourns
by Drunken Irishman
Mar 12th, 2008
06:47:38 PM
Yates seriously should consider hiring John Williams. Some of the movie industries' most established names would sell their souls' to get Williams to score a movie for them and this guy has Williams already interested in returning. Hooper wasn’t bad, but he wasn’t exactly memorable. For that matter, Williams composition wasn't exactly stunning in the first and second Harry Potter films. But Prisoner of Azkaban absolved him of all previous Harry Potter related sins. And while I'm on the topic of Prisoner of Azkaban, damn you Warner Bros. for not getting Alfonso Cuarón back to direct at least one of the final films. He would have put his magic touch (no pun intended, maybe) on that just like P of A. Boourns again Warner Bros.
Hollywood chasing the moola?? Tell me it aint so...
by jingle_balls
Mar 12th, 2008
06:55:13 PM
I havent bothered to see any Potter films but my little sis is pissed, I didnt even know that 10 year olds could swear that much. Even she doesnt know why it is two films and that's saying something.
Wait until the DVD hits
by skywalkerfamily
Mar 12th, 2008
06:55:51 PM
We'll get about 20 editions of it.
New english actors for the last film:
by ludmir88
Mar 12th, 2008
06:56:36 PM
Ewan Mcgregor, naomi watts, bob hoskins, bill nighy, simon pegg, nick frost, james mcavoy, paddy considine, daniel craig, hellen mirren , judi dench, james cromwell, pierce brosnan, steve coogan, daniel day lewis, sarah bolger, jhonathan rhys meyer, jude law, michael cain, christian bale, hugh grant, rachel weisz and probably a few more i don't remember now
The Last One Sucked
by Rebeck2
Mar 12th, 2008
06:56:55 PM
But by all means, stick with that director. I guess him being a Brit tips the scales. Better a mediocre film that maintains its "Britishness". Oh shut the fuck up.
lame director
by The Amazing G
Mar 12th, 2008
07:00:47 PM
what an anti-climax
CUUUUAAAAROOOOOOOOOONNNN
by Vesuvio
Mar 12th, 2008
07:02:51 PM
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ...
Toulon...
by krish-0
Mar 12th, 2008
07:03:05 PM
"Give Nolan or Guillermo a shot"? Nolan and Del Toro wouldn't wipe their ass with the script to a shitty Potter movie.
I still don't get how the longest book in the series
by Jor-El23
Mar 12th, 2008
07:06:35 PM
was the shortest movie.
Rambo Another Day
by Prossor
Mar 12th, 2008
07:10:03 PM
Rambo Royale
by Prossor
Mar 12th, 2008
07:10:22 PM
Rambo Bueller's Day Off.
by skywalkerfamily
Mar 12th, 2008
07:13:45 PM
PLEASE STOP MAKING HARRY POTTER FILMS...thanxabunch
by BRUTICUS
Mar 12th, 2008
07:14:20 PM
God i hate harry potter.
ludmir88...
by CountryBoy
Mar 12th, 2008
07:16:11 PM
James Cromwell is American.
Krish-o
by odo19
Mar 12th, 2008
07:17:19 PM
You are aware that Del Toro is on the record saying he would be interested in doing this film if approached right? Just checking.
What the hell makes Del Toro so special?
by skywalkerfamily
Mar 12th, 2008
07:19:38 PM
Uh yeah, he did an okay movie. Now he's like the new Spielberg.
YATES IS GOOD
by Pipple
Mar 12th, 2008
07:21:22 PM
If he can somehow make the longest more boring potter book second to Prisoner of Azkaban, there's no stopping the man! Good decision!
Bet WB is kicking themselves...
by SkinJob69
Mar 12th, 2008
07:27:50 PM
for not splitting all the others into 2 parts. Haven't read the books, so I don't know if this one deserved 2 parts or if a skilled, abridged adap. would have been better.
Let me see if I get this right...
by edgreen86
Mar 12th, 2008
07:29:16 PM
...Goblet of Fire, which should have been two parts, if nothing else for the character development, was one part. HP&TDH, which could easily be trimmed to one really great film is now going to be as long and... long as the actual book? Yeah, someone believes in magic...
i blame tarantino for this
by BMacSmith
Mar 12th, 2008
07:31:30 PM
WHOLE series needs to be redone...
by ZeroCorpse
Mar 12th, 2008
07:36:07 PM
As a television series. With every moment from the books-- None of this cutting out characters and whole chapters to rush us through in 90 minutes. Recast most of the characters, and make it an ongoing television show with a high budget.

I'd pay $1.99 for that on iTunes, for sure. And advertisers would love to get in on it for television broadcast.

Seriously, this series is good on film, but suffering in MANY ways. It needs a re-do, now that the book series is finished and we can see that omitting certain characters or scenes was a BIG MISTAKE made by the filmmakers.

I want to see this on film, done right, and that requires a LOT of hours. They could make each season of the show be ONE book, and they'd have more than enough material for it to work.

Michael Bay should do it
by Mr Spork
Mar 12th, 2008
07:36:43 PM
GIANTS ROBOTS AND EXPLOSIONS!!!!! HELL YEAH!!!!!!!
Can someone tell me the fascination with Potter??
by jingle_balls
Mar 12th, 2008
07:37:10 PM
All I see is some nerdy looky kid who goes to school for a few years. Granted "Magic" is involved but even then it still seems uninteresting, no matter how dark they are trying to make it. At least with X-Men, there are themes and ideas about society and discrimination.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
by captboulder
Mar 12th, 2008
07:39:09 PM
What a terrible way to end the series! Damn!!!!

Here's hoping the remake or animation(IF there is one) does better!

Harry Potter VII: The Milking of the cash cow
by Kai_Mah'gra
Mar 12th, 2008
07:42:42 PM
Hsrry Potter VII (psrt duex): The milking continues. Boy, I just can't wait for the inevitable prequels, Hermione spinoffs, remakes/re-imaginings, apocryphal accounts (penned by master milker herself J.K. Rowlings, of course), animated series (oh, do have those already?), TV serialized and syndicated versions, and of course, alternate universe HP movies. Who says it has to end? I'm telling you, milking this cash cow can go on FOR-EVAR!!!! for realz.....
MILK!
by The Goon
Mar 12th, 2008
07:47:26 PM
potter gotta eat!!
by hirst
Mar 12th, 2008
07:48:03 PM
bring th hallows. potter hungry!!
Jingle_Balls...
by Toulon
Mar 12th, 2008
07:53:49 PM
Throughout the books are a LOT of commentaries on societal issues, from monopolistic media blanketing fals news (aka the current actions of the FCC) to tolerance and racism . . . and of course, good ol' coming of age stuff.

If the Potter books don't hook you right off the bat, you're probably not going to get into them at any point . . . cheezy as it may be, it really is indulging in kid-sense of magic and wonder. They aren't the most important books ever written, but they're a lot of fun.

Stupid talkbackers...
by Kasch
Mar 12th, 2008
07:58:54 PM
"They're milking it cuz they want money!" Wow, you guys sure have your finger on the pulse of Hollywood. Bravo. Well done.
they should end dh part 1...
by deliciouscowbell
Mar 12th, 2008
08:10:13 PM
right when ron comes back. thats a great place to do that. and pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee dont fuck this up.
potter sucks
by dime4k
Mar 12th, 2008
08:14:59 PM
maybe its an age thing? were the fanboys here 12 when the first book came out? i tried to watch one potter film.. my god i was bored.. lucky the chick that conned me into watching it spent the last 40 mins of the film blowing me.. dime let her off!
Toulon
by jingle_balls
Mar 12th, 2008
08:15:04 PM
Thanks for that. Also Kudos for not speaking down at me for not "getting" Potter. I tried to read a Potter book and it now is currently a door stop in my secret underground lair. So that covers the books. I also tried to watch one of the POtter films on a plane but barely lasted 30 mins before I switched to a bloody Tiger Woods documentary.....yep watching Golf was more interesting to me!
Node
by PotSmokinAlien
Mar 12th, 2008
08:15:26 PM
where is the natural split in the book, in your opinion? i feel like they could condense the camping part and make a pretty fucking amazing 3 hour movie...
YES CONDESE THE CAMPING
by deliciouscowbell
Mar 12th, 2008
08:17:48 PM
or dh part one will be harry twiddling his fucking fingers for 2 hours
Williams?
by Musicballs
Mar 12th, 2008
08:21:45 PM
How cool would it be to have Williams come back for the last movie?
Now they have no excuse not to deliver
by performingmonkey
Mar 12th, 2008
08:27:54 PM
The previous movies lacked the depth of Jo Rowling's story simply because each book needed to be crammed into 180 minutes or less. Cuaron's movie (Prisoner) being the exception. That was different because of his great talent. It seems to me that he was the ONLY person in the whole of the franchise to actually get how HP should be done. Anyway, here's why they have kept David Yates for movies 6 & 7 - WB CAN CONTROL HIM. Order of the Phoenix was his debut feature. He may have shot the damn thing but with his lack of movies on his resume WB could tell him what flick to deliver in the end, and at half the price that they would have to pay some directors for playing ball. So we got the SHORTEST movie adapted from the LONGEST book. More screenings. More bucks. WB owns Yates's ass. But with 2 movies for Deathly Hallows at least they don't have the running time issue to use as an excuse to finally deliver the Potter goods. There's no excuse for them to not give it everything they've got.
They'll leave it as a cliffhanger
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Mar 12th, 2008
08:31:00 PM
as they're stuck in Malfoy Manor. Then escape in the second one, blah, blah, etc.
I hope Half-Blood Prince flops
by darthflagg
Mar 12th, 2008
08:32:05 PM
So they'll be forced to find another director for Deathly Hallows. WB is counting its chickens before they've hatched . . .
Oh it's one of those?
by Orionsangels
Mar 12th, 2008
08:33:38 PM
Final Harry Potter film to go the Empire Strikes Back, Back to the Future II and Matrix Reloaded route. Where it has a TO BE CONTINUED ending and the audience goes, AWWWW!
PLEASE bring back John Williams...
by Admonisher
Mar 12th, 2008
08:35:29 PM
Hooper just didn't cut it. His score for OOTP was adequate at best, but it lacked any sense of real magic and (more importantly) transcendence. He's not a total hack, and shows some talent, but he's not even close to being in Williams' class. If it hadn't been for his prior association with Yates, I very much doubt he would have even been considered. As it stands, the producers let the director have his way, because they knew it wouldn't hurt the bottom line (and they were probably right). But the franchise deserves better, IMO. If Williams can't return, the most suitable replacement would be Bruce Broughton, whose style/talents are ideal for the Harry Potter universe.
Harry Potter
by systemsbroom
Mar 12th, 2008
08:38:39 PM
is a high school dropout. It's true.
jingle_balls---
by ZeroCorpse
Mar 12th, 2008
08:39:00 PM
You've apparently not read the books. The whole underlying theme of the story is that the villains are proponents of racial purity, and racial cleansing. The difference here is that instead of "Anglo-Saxon" and "Jew", we have "Wizards" and "Muggles", and the war is fought with magic instead of bombs.

There's a lot more, but you'd have to have half a brain and read the books to get it. The movies gloss over the themes of fighting against bigotry, racial purity, and a despotic ruler who forces his ideology upon his followers, and boils it down to "Voldemort is evil", which I admit is sort of weak.

In the books, Voldemort is a lot more than just a bad wizard; He's Hitler with the power of Merlin. Think about that. And I mean it quite literally-- Voldemort's every move parallels some Hitleresque action or trait. He's a sad, rejected child who is ashamed of his heritage, so he covers it up by screaming about racial purity and pointing fingers at some other group, blaming them for all his woes, and telling his followers they'll be free and satisfied once they destroy anyone who doesn't believe as they do.

It's not just "some nerdy looky kid who goes to school for a few years" at all. That's the most basic level of the book. That's what you see when you're a kid and don't understand anything about world history, racism, or the more adult undertones present from book two onward.

Don't let the haters sway you. These are the kind of guys who wouldn't open a book if their life depended on it, unless it had a picture of Venom fighting a Predator on the cover.

ludmir88
by vadakinX
Mar 12th, 2008
08:44:16 PM
As has been said already, Cromwell is American. Brosnan is Irish (calling an Irishman a Brit is an act of war by the way :P )

Oh and don't worry about Williams, he confirmed a while back that he was returning for the final Potter film.

jingle balls--
by ZeroCorpse
Mar 12th, 2008
08:44:44 PM
I didn't mean YOU don't have half a brain, by the way, but that if you read the books and don't have half a brain, you wouldn't catch some of the subtext. Anyway, try reading them again. It's worth it.
First!!
by kevinwillis.net
Mar 12th, 2008
08:46:03 PM
What, am I late?
Harry Potter and the Blatent Cash Grab
by Yeti
Mar 12th, 2008
08:58:23 PM
Hmmmmm...I like the sound of my title better. Thoughts?
HARRY POTTER'S BLACKFACE: PART I
by leobloom
Mar 12th, 2008
09:18:03 PM
It was too much to hope that this steadily declining series would only have one more film. But noooo. Gotta keep milking it. The producers must have gone to the George Lucas School of Greed.
soon: Potter's son, the movie! Too bad no Cuaron
by pipergates
Mar 12th, 2008
09:19:46 PM
But i'm sure hes onto something more useful. Would have bee kind of a step backwards after CoM. Hope he does some Fantasy someday, he's so good at it.
HEY THIS IS GOOD NEWS
by BringingSexyBack
Mar 12th, 2008
09:32:07 PM
I love the HP films, but Phoenix the least of all. So it'll be nice to have an extra film but Yates is teh suckitude. I think Chris Columbus should return for at least one a them, and Cuaron the other. Lovely!
Quantum of Potter
by UltraDynamo
Mar 12th, 2008
09:32:37 PM
Potter. Harry Potter. *kapow*
Meh
by Proman1984
Mar 12th, 2008
09:37:16 PM
Make that a DOUBLE meh.
FOR ANYONE WHO READ THE BOOKS
by BringingSexyBack
Mar 12th, 2008
09:38:43 PM
Does Hermione have a bikini scene or what?
How good an idea is this?
by moviemenace
Mar 12th, 2008
09:39:41 PM
Didn't the last Matrix movie completely shit the toilet using this six month strategy?
If they show Hermione's vagina it'll all be worth it
by Suckitdorks
Mar 12th, 2008
09:40:34 PM
Even a couple of nice looks at her magical rack would do the trick.
Balls
by pervy elf fancier
Mar 12th, 2008
09:41:40 PM
this is TERRIBLE news.
Oh for Fuck's sake, I hate this franchise as of last year
by Doctor Zoidberg
Mar 12th, 2008
09:41:45 PM
Agreed re: Hermione's vah-jay-jay..show it Yates!
by Doctor Zoidberg
Mar 12th, 2008
09:43:03 PM
IT'S NOT A BAD IDEA - LOTR SET THE PRECEDENT
by BringingSexyBack
Mar 12th, 2008
09:43:24 PM
The trilogy was filmed at one time, but released over 3 years - 3 fantadastical years. I remember being so happy it made me forget who was president.
ZeroCorpse
by jingle_balls
Mar 12th, 2008
09:48:35 PM
I believe my doorstop is The prisoner of albequeque or something. It was a gift because I had been denouncing the series up until that point.I was told it was the most interesting one so far. I got through it but I failed to see those underlying notions that you speak of. It just didnt interest me that much. And I happen to be a student of history. I guess I am missing out then. Oh well, there is always Rambo Vs Anaconda: In his pants.
Film 5
by Turd Furgeson
Mar 12th, 2008
09:51:32 PM
OOTP gets better once you really seperate it from the book. I stil say what I said in the tlkback from the midnight screening, it was just forced forward a little too fast, like GOF was. 3 was the lowest grossing because it was the longest, not because it was the worst. They need to slow it down just a touch, stretch out the sceens a little.. OOTP just went too fast and some great character work was sacrificed. Now, the last 25 minutes are rock fucking solid and I think that's why YATES is back for the last 2 (3 if you count the split). I think Yates has really brought the world to life in a way that Cuaron started. However, yates isn't completely hung up on the world and art and what the film looks like, as Cuaron obviously was. If you haven't read the last book and can't understand why Yates is back, just wait.... The last 200 pages of book 7 are CRAZY and I think Yates will nail it, like he did with the ministry battle in OOTP.
bringingsexyback
by redkamel
Mar 12th, 2008
09:51:42 PM
LOTR set no precedent relating to this: one movie, one book. This is two movies, one book. I am sure other series were filmed at once and released over time. Its stupid to release it like this. This is not a series, its one book in a series. I am sure you'll have to buy two dvds too. If they are going to do it like this, they better make customers moneys worth.
REDKAMEL
by BringingSexyBack
Mar 12th, 2008
09:57:37 PM
I meant the short time between releases - those movies being released a year apart each. Those were some good years.
And by balls I mean...
by pervy elf fancier
Mar 12th, 2008
09:58:53 PM
Yates. The man is a menace. I'm all for the two-movie ploy, but he's the worst thing to happen to the series since Chris Columbus.
I'M SPEAKING AS A FAN OF THE MOVIES WITHOUT READING THE BOOKS
by BringingSexyBack
Mar 12th, 2008
10:00:05 PM
So my perspective is different from the rest of y'all. So might say it's not smart to split the lsat book into 2 movies, but to me, all the movies are just a continuation of one big story.
two movies makes sense to me
by systemsbroom
Mar 12th, 2008
10:00:34 PM
as I always figured that by the time the 7th book rolled around, the page numbers would have been so bloated that they would have released *that* in two separate installments.
"HARRY POTTER (blah blah): Parts One & Two"
by LoneGun
Mar 12th, 2008
10:05:20 PM
I actually like that, Merrick. They should call the films just that - HARRY POTTER (blah blah): Part One & HARRY POTTER (blah blah): Part Two.
Harry Potter and The Blah Blah is my favorite!
by Zardoz
Mar 12th, 2008
10:14:49 PM
Fine by me. The 7th book, for those who have actually read it, is by far the densest and heaviest plot. I'm glad they're making two movies out of it. There's so much great stuff in it that it would be impossible to cut out virtually anything without leaving a great big hole in the story. I was glad there wasn't any bloody Quidditch in the last movie or DH. The best Quidditch game was in the best film, Prisoner of Azkaban, and that was because it had nothing to do with the stupid game and who won it or lost it. OOTP was the next best movie in the franchise and while I'm very sad that Cuaron isn't coming back for seconds and thirds, I'm glad they went with someone who knows the franchise and the actors and who did nearly as good of a job as Cuaron. Who knows? Maybe HBP will become my new favorite movie. As to where the films should be split, I'd recommend right after or before the robbery at Gringott's...
Great! Now they can take more of our money!
by The Grug
Mar 12th, 2008
10:20:10 PM
The 6th book was great and more epic than the 7th really - make that a two-parter and just keep the final one to a longish running time. All that happens in that book is a whole lot of sitting around doing nothing anyway.
I don't like YATES either
by D.Vader
Mar 12th, 2008
10:21:37 PM
I'll wait to see how Half-Blood Prince turns out before I REALLY get disappointed in how bad Deathly Hallows will be, but GD I friggin HATE what he did with Order of the Phoenix. He sucks, in my opinion.
I don't like YATES either
by D.Vader
Mar 12th, 2008
10:21:37 PM
I'll wait to see how Half-Blood Prince turns out before I REALLY get disappointed in how bad Deathly Hallows will be, but GD I friggin HATE what he did with Order of the Phoenix. He sucks, in my opinion.
I don't like YATES either
by D.Vader
Mar 12th, 2008
10:21:38 PM
I'll wait to see how Half-Blood Prince turns out before I REALLY get disappointed in how bad Deathly Hallows will be, but GD I friggin HATE what he did with Order of the Phoenix. He sucks, in my opinion.
Yates has no feel for fantasy
by odysseus
Mar 12th, 2008
10:22:51 PM
bummer
wow... really?
by Halfbreedqueen
Mar 12th, 2008
10:23:10 PM
6th book split would make more sense. the 7th one is shorter than some of the others and also is not very cinematic (a lot of stuff in the woods, etc.) plus i wanted to see cuaran back. well, never really cared about the series that much tho i feel movie 6 will be the best since Azkaban.
The last 25 minutes of OOtP are rock, friggin' solid...
by D.Vader
Mar 12th, 2008
10:32:05 PM
Yeah, if you NEVER read the book (which Yates confessed to when he was hired- HE NEVER READ A SINGLE HP BOOK).

The climax of OOtP was just wrong compared to the book. There was NO sense of danger for the children like there was in the book (kids had broken ankles, bloody noses, Hermione was thought dead for awhile), and Harry had NO reaction to Sirius dying, NO anger toward Dumbledore at the end-- basically, the emotional catharsis at the end was non-existent. Harry felt worse for Cedric Diggory the way this movie played out.

Also, Nicholas Hooper's score was AWFUL. I very much prefer Patrick Doyle's Goblet score (which grows on me the more I see the movie).

And can we please stop contradicting previous movies or acting like the audience won't remember other characters if they don't feature in the film? Glaring example: In GoF, its shown that Barty Crouch JR tortured the Longbottoms, yet in OOtP, ONLY Bellatrix is said to be the one who tortured Neville's parents.

What, Yates, are you afraid the audience will be left wondering who the heck Barty Crouch JR is if you were to allow someone to mention his name?

As much as I believe WB owns Yates because he doesn't have any other real movies under his belt, and THATS why OOtP was short- I have to disagree. From an EW article last year, Yates himself who, after confessing to never have read any Harry Potter novels, said he DID NOT LIKE the previous movies bc he felt they were "too long", and that he was DETERMINED to make this the shortest film in the series.

See? Arbitrary decision. Make the longest book in the series the shortest movie, just bc he thought the others were too long.

Man I hate this guy.

Should have gotten Alfonso
by Oski
Mar 12th, 2008
10:33:40 PM
My sister who's read all the books tells me that Yates cut out a lot of stuff. I don't mind long movies, so that's my reason for not liking his leaner adaptation.
David Yates sucks
by kafka07
Mar 12th, 2008
10:38:29 PM
talk about blah
Four Things
by MrStinger
Mar 12th, 2008
10:42:06 PM
1. Tired of hearing how Azkaban was the greatest Potter movie. The stuff cut about the Marauders made the ending ("My Dad will save us!") incomprehensible, even if the time-twister was handled beautifully. 2. Phoenix was the weakest book, and reading it, I wondered how this padded story could be turned into a decent film. It was pared better and more cleanly than any other book in the series. 3. How about getting Rowling to approve an eighth title for the final movie? Anyone for "Harry Potter and the Battle of Hogwarts?" 4. ZeroCorpse is spot on with the Nazi overtones of Voldemort and the Death Eaters. Rowling's story is chilling of how she visited the Holocaust Museum after writing about Voldemort's concepts of mudblood pollution of the pureblood families and finding them identical to Nazi criteria for Aryan purity.

by pervy elf fancier
Mar 12th, 2008
10:45:52 PM
Y'know, it's not even about how much "stuff" they cut out; at the end of the day, comparing the books to the movies is just going to make your head hurt. You have to see them as separate entities and just hope that they do justice to the heart of the story. That being said, Yates is a director who might be great at directing your drama-of-the-week, but who has no sense of the elements that go into making a truly fanstastical fantasy film. He's a bad fit and I have no idea what the fascination is and why they would bring him back for yet ANOTHER. Did they just get lazy? Christ. The more I think about the more annoyed I become. OoTP had about as much substance as your average music video. I'm not holding out much hope for HBP and now I just want to throw something when I think of the potential travesty that (could be) DH.
BOOOOOOORING!!!!
by LHombreSiniestro
Mar 12th, 2008
10:54:13 PM
Ah well, let Guillermo have "The Hobbit"....he's still on that, right? Or wait, wasn't it canned? I don't know...someone update me!
D. VADER - IF WHAT YOU SAY IS TRUE ABOUT YATES
by BringingSexyBack
Mar 12th, 2008
10:55:48 PM
It's no wonder OOTP was the worst of the series. Man, this doesn't bode well for the remainder of films. I might not read the books, but the fucking director sure as shit should read the books. And yeah, I want a LOONNGG HP movie. That's what I'm there for - to escape the real world for as long as possible with a compelling film.
Wow...
by Tourist
Mar 12th, 2008
11:03:44 PM
...Really shit choice of director. They just want to ride this cash cow out smoothly. Get it over with. Then bath in money.
the need for 2 films
by Bramton1
Mar 12th, 2008
11:31:05 PM
Everyone looks at the camping scenes and complains that if those were just cut down, one film is very doable. They don't realize that part of the purpose of those scenes is to slow down the pace after these big action scenes. How exactly do you think a movie would work if it was nothing but action scenes from start to finish. Hell, ever the shittiest action movies realize you need some down time. And look at all the major action sequences. Escaping Privet Drive, the wedding and subsequent fleeing, the Ministry, Gringotts, Godric's Hollow, Hogwarts, Malfoy Manor, the Lovegoods. Maybe with the exception of the wedding (if they abandon or cut down the Dumbledore subplot), you can't take any of those sequences out.
Where do they split it?
by Bramton1
Mar 12th, 2008
11:33:58 PM
I'd say after the destruction of the locket.
Rowling is now officially...
by conspiracy
Mar 12th, 2008
11:45:32 PM
a bigger cash cunt than Lucas. I'm a Anarcho-Capitalist of the highest order, and even I would not seek to soak the very fans who made me wealthy beyond imagining. Really, sugar teets, isn't a 9 figure net worth enough already? Christ...If she isn't milking a single (overly long) book into two movies...She's setting the hounds upon fans who think of niches for her creation she herself isn't creative enough to fathom. Seriously...this is one lawsuit happy, British only Bigoted, scheming shrew...
Its true, its what he said
by D.Vader
Mar 12th, 2008
11:53:48 PM
I had a long post regarding this, but the internet went out for 45 minutes and I lost it all. So to recap: He said he didn't read the books when he was hired, but Id hope a director would brush up on his source material before tackling a film like this. But who knows?

Maybe he only read the 5th book, and that's why he ignored lots of small, minor details that connected the 5th film to previous chapters, something that would have made this series feel more cohesive and less like "related" stories but not true sequels.

And these are easy things to do! For example, Hagrid mentioning he went on the giant mission with Olympe, the teacher from Beauxbatons. That's a half second for him to mention her name, it connects his character to the one from the 4th film, makes it all feel more cohesive, like a bigger story and this isn't just happening to Hogwarts.

Barty Crouch JR not mentioned as torturing the Longbottoms...

Crap, what else did I type... Damn you internets.

Oh yeah, Percy shows up and noone calls him by name or explains what's happened to him.

and the most glaring omission was Snape! Not a single time did anyone suspect or outright say that Snape was possibly weakening Harry's mind for infiltration by Voldemort! That's a huge set-up, especially for the next movie, and Yates blew it! Harry should be railing on Dumbledore at the end, saying Snape hates Harry and still works for Voldy and Dumby is dumb and blind for not seeing it.

We, the audience, should be questioning Snape's loyalties all the way to the end, just as Harry and Ron do. But nooooo, there was not ONE second where anyone suspected Snape of foul play. Its just stupid. Detail-less. A movie made by a non-fan of the series.

Really, how hard is it to find a good director that loves the series and would do it justice?

for the last time
by oisin5199
Mar 12th, 2008
11:58:58 PM
The director does not film the book. He films the script. If people have issues about what's included or not included in a screenplay, blame the writer, not the director. I felt Yates drew a nice balance between the former whimsy of Cuaron, and the grounded qualities that the films have matured into. Like Cuaron's POA, Yates' OotP was about something, not just putting a book on the screen. I didn't agree with all the choices (I frankly expected more of a blow up in the scene in which Harry tells Dumbledore where to get off). But I think as the overall story arc is progressing towards a climax, having consistency with the director can only be a good thing. He'll learn with each movie, and frankly, he proved himself with OotP. Now for Deathly Hallows, cast Bill Nighy in something (Aberforth?) He worked with Yates in the brilliant Girl in the Cafe film.
Just trying to squuuuuuuueeeeeeeeze the most out of this franchi
by s8ntmark
Mar 13th, 2008
12:02:53 AM
....Before it all goes away.
Natalie Tena is the sex
by DOGSOUP
Mar 13th, 2008
12:21:29 AM
*spoiler* Too bad Tonks gets offed. Still, I'd fuck Natalie Tena for 7 weeks straight until she has to use a wheelchair for a month.
HARRY POTTER AND HIS TEENAGE BONER
by deliciouscowbell
Mar 13th, 2008
12:39:21 AM
cant wait
I knew they would do this after reading DH
by Razorback
Mar 13th, 2008
12:39:39 AM
It was pretty obvious that there is a perfect split point for two movies in the final book. Plus, you will never squeeze all the stuff into one movie without raping the book completely (like PJ did in Two Towers).
DVader is a little slow
by Razorback
Mar 13th, 2008
12:41:56 AM
He doesn't get that the director does not write the movie, he films it.
Emma Watson's clit...
by Anti-fanboy
Mar 13th, 2008
12:42:26 AM
is almost legal! Heh. I miss the ol' EW clit posts...
WHAT THE FUCK
by Series7
Mar 13th, 2008
12:51:46 AM
Is a Harry Potter? And why should I give a shit? What am I 5?
This has to be made into two films SPOIILERS>>>>>>>
by Craig2574
Mar 13th, 2008
01:22:48 AM
Lets see there are quite a few horcruxes to be destroyed and found. They have no idea where almost all of them are at the start of the 7th book. The battle of hogwarts alone could be an hours length. This is the movie that will really show how evil Voldemort is. I am sure the camping material will be greatly reduced. The ending of movie one when the trio is captured.
Split should occur...
by Maestro610
Mar 13th, 2008
01:31:11 AM
It really depends on the tone they are going for but I'd think it should happen after the Gringots robbery. If they take it all the way to Malfoy Manor that may be too far but that would indeed be a great moment to leave as a cliffhanger. I am really looking forward to Half Blood Prince though... Finally Tom Felton gets to really sink his teeth in and turn Draco Malfoy into a serious villain. While Goblet of Fire is the best film in the series, OotP is fantastic and the Dumbledore v Voldemort wand battle in the Ministry was worth my whole $10. I think Yates can and will get better as he is the one series director most like Cuaron and Alfonso was my choice for book 7. If the WB had any sense they'd let Yates do HBP and DH part 1 then call Cuaron back in for DH part 2. The battle of Hogwarts is going to be unbelievably epic. Beloved Heroes and Villains will fall and I hope that each one will be given the screen time they deserve. I also want the details that Jo has let us know in the aftermath of the book being printed come into play. I'd like to see the more intimate details of Grindelwald and Dumbledore's friendship as well as more of the 19 years between the Battle of Hogwarts and the Epilogue. We have 2 movies for the finale and a director that knows how to show the school life and film fantastic battles. I look forward to the most faithful book adaptation in the series.
They were planning to do all seven Harry Potter books
by TerryMalloy
Mar 13th, 2008
01:40:40 AM
from day one, if they were successful. I don't understand all the bitching about 'milking the cow'. Why wouldn't Warner Brothers keep making them? Because YOU think they are getting worse? Um. Ok.

Warner Brothers wants to make money. So they want to keep producing HP films. Big deal. Everyone wants to make money. When you have one of the all time biggest franchise movies at your studio, and they continue to make a profit, why wouldn't you keep releasing them? It's not even greed. It's just common sense. The only thing that could possibly be seen as cash grubbing is releasing the seventh book in two films. I think they could have made the book into one film very easily, but at least this way they won't have to cut as much out. Ultimately, we the audience benefit. The studios too. So I don't see the problem.

makes no sense
by lb
Mar 13th, 2008
01:45:51 AM
where will they split it? the first part will be dull as hell. I won't bother seeing it in cinemas at all...just wait for DVD. Yates is such a weak director, could they not get anyone else?
Yeah, milk that cash cow!
by Motoko Kusanagi
Mar 13th, 2008
01:59:30 AM
Milk it! MILK IT TO DEATH!!!
HERMIONE AND THE MOIST VAGINA
by deliciouscowbell
Mar 13th, 2008
02:06:56 AM
cant wait
When the Potter dust settles....
by Seph_J
Mar 13th, 2008
02:12:30 AM
and the movies and franchise drift away and become nothing more than a faint memory... it will be the Prisoner of Azkaban which is remembered and help up. Cuaron did more for the franchise in one movie than Yates will in four. Don't get me wrong, I hope Yates talent shines through, and makes his name in the fantasy world and becomes huge... but hes gonna need to elevate the last two stories into something which transcends all thats come before it... which aint gonna be easy.... best of luck.

Curaon or Del Toro would give me more hope though.

They could.....
by Snarky2
Mar 13th, 2008
02:42:40 AM
.....add some meat to D.H. with the flashback stuff. You have Tom Riddle's life and the creation/hiding of the Horcruxes. There is Dumbledore's battle with Grindelwald (although hopefully it would be sans the gay love story). I don't like two movies for the last book, but it could be done well.
Hell yeah
by The Brains
Mar 13th, 2008
03:14:01 AM
They're going to be showing Dumbledore and Grindelwald rolling around with their robes getting all tangled and shit. If not, a couple of furtive glances and pursed lips between wand battles should do the trick.
They're gonna milk this cow till it bleeds.
by Knuckleduster
Mar 13th, 2008
03:27:27 AM
"Hey, here's an idea. Why dont we just split every single movie we make into two? No wait, three parts! Split it into three! More yummy money! Mwa ha ha ha!"
Director = good; Split = bad
by ianlegend
Mar 13th, 2008
03:45:59 AM
I guess we're going to get A LOT of Hermione, Ron and Harry sat around in a field if they're splitting this bad boy. The only plus point about making two movies out of the book is that Yates may decide to ramp up the face off between Harry and Voldermort. In the book the showdown was underwhelming to say the least.
bored and stupid
by Bagheera
Mar 13th, 2008
04:12:26 AM
I don't care anymore, WB obviously knows that they could put a goat in the director's chair and HP would still make steampiles of money. I'll just opt out this time and go read the books again..because I have an attention span.
Fucking BULLSHIT
by Steve Rogers
Mar 13th, 2008
04:25:24 AM
Money-grabbing WB cunts.
Hopefully a plot shows up somewhere
by Dingbatty
Mar 13th, 2008
04:57:45 AM
in these remaining installments.
STUPID
by caltsoudas
Mar 13th, 2008
05:17:37 AM
I'm now convinced that these people are absolutely retarded. And as if that wasn't enough, they're sticking with the crap-amateur director of Order? Tsk, tsk. Such a shame. As a creative professional and a fan of the book series, I can definately see a proper clear cut three hour film adaptation being made out of DH. What the fuck are they possibly going to do to fill out two films?
cut the epilogue
by Astrosquall
Mar 13th, 2008
05:43:26 AM
fuck it, bad piece of writing, fuck scorpius and albus severus and contrived, overdrawn, superfluous endings. Cast Jack Nicholson as Xenophilious Lovegood and then you can justify two films.
you got a big surprise coming to you harry
by Astrosquall
Mar 13th, 2008
05:48:40 AM
go check out the snowcat and see what I mean
I lost interest after Book 6 and the last movie
by Yeti
Mar 13th, 2008
06:09:16 AM
there just seemed to be a tangible "wheels spining" vibe to me..
EXTEND THE FRANCHISE BY ANY MEANS NECE$$ARY!
by LaserPants
Mar 13th, 2008
06:17:59 AM
I'm surprised they didn't make the final books into 800+ different movies -- one for each page -- in order to wring every last coin from this franchise.

I am willing to bet any amount of money that JK Rowling will, within a year or two at the most, announce that she "actually intended Harry Potter to be an ongoing 14 book story, and blah blah blah." GUARENTEE IT. Once her next non-Potter book comes out and bombs, stay tuned for the announcement of book 8, the extended universe, comics, tv show, cartoon, and movies. How much you wanna bet?
TOLD YOU SO!
by ROBE
Mar 13th, 2008
06:34:07 AM
Alfonso Cuaron may be loved by the art house crowd but POA is the least successful of all the HP movies, get over it folks! WB were never going to invite back the least financially successful director.
I feel sorry for the three young actors. Unless they pull a
by CreasyBear
Mar 13th, 2008
06:36:06 AM
Mark Hamill, opportunities await, while they're forever stuck in the same roles with no real breaks in between. And now ANOTHER movie. Okay, the redhead not so much, but I'm sure Hollywood would have something for Radcliffe (team him with Shia LeBouef), and Emma Watson (probably a Lolita remake).
With the exception of Azkaban
by kwisatzhaderach
Mar 13th, 2008
06:43:15 AM
these films are pretty crap. Hollywood should make a summer action movie with Radcliffe, MacAvoy and Bloom and see which one can deliver the most wooden performance.
Here's something shocking...
by BizarroJerry
Mar 13th, 2008
07:02:49 AM
All of the other Harry Potter films? They were made by WB to make money! *GASP*!! The last couple movies were about 3 hours long, and cut a lot of things out. The last two books are filled with parts that I think will be very hard to chop up. They both rely on things first referred to in previous books, but never shown on film. Personally, even the sixth book could be made into two movies. But at this point, they're doing this for two reasons. 1: more money. 2: audiences won't be able to handle anything more than 3 hours, and the writers will have a lot of difficulty cutting the plot down to fit. Maybe this will give us two more manageable 2-hour films. And yes, I am a fan of these films. The only two books in the series I read were 6 and 7, and even then, I realized there are important things that I know the movies never touched on that need to be brought up to have the movies make sense.
Yeah we kinda knew this would happen
by ricarleite
Mar 13th, 2008
07:07:50 AM
I just wonder why didn't the studio split the movie for all other books. I mean, this is the ONLY way to make a movie profitable nowadays, right? Splitting movies into 2 or 3 parts.
You know what's the big FUCK YOU from the studios?
by ricarleite
Mar 13th, 2008
07:16:11 AM
Each movie will be 70 minutes long.
Harry Potter the worlds oldest boy magician.
by Engelhast
Mar 13th, 2008
07:27:28 AM
I'm in. By the time the wrap these things up Hermione should have finally matured enough that I can stop feeling like a creepy old pedo for wanting to get a piece of that ass.
Billy Batson and the Power of Shazam
by teethgnasher
Mar 13th, 2008
07:33:44 AM
That's news.
Billy Batson and the Power of Shazam
by teethgnasher
Mar 13th, 2008
07:33:47 AM
That's news.
Because 7 films x a billion wasn't enough.
by knowthyself
Mar 13th, 2008
07:52:51 AM
They needed an eight installment? Good lord. End this now. These films are terrible.
So they refused to split..4..5..and 6. But 7 is okay?
by knowthyself
Mar 13th, 2008
07:53:53 AM
Right.
Order sucked
by Cereal Killa
Mar 13th, 2008
08:07:55 AM
I hated Order. It's my favorite of the books and they massacred it onscreen! They'd better step up their game with Prince and Hallows!
Fucking wonderful...
by onephatnelly
Mar 13th, 2008
08:38:29 AM
Just when I thought it was all finished, they're milking it. I fucking hate Harry Potter. The worst thing to come out of Britain since Kerry Katona.
finally! We will get to see Dumbldore give Harry
by Kloipy
Mar 13th, 2008
08:46:16 AM
his 'magic wand'. Thanks J.K. for giving us a gay wizard for no reason whatsoever
NOT SURE IF THIS IS TRUE...
by BurgerTime
Mar 13th, 2008
08:51:34 AM
But I heard or read somewhere that John Williams had signed on to do the final installment. Quite a while ago. Although this will likely change now that Yates has locked down with WB and will undoubtedly make his own choices. But it would be a huge blast if Williams came back to put an ending on what he magically started.
Razorback, not slow
by D.Vader
Mar 13th, 2008
09:21:43 AM
Believe me, I'm no fool, I understand that a SCREENWRITER writes the SCREENPLAY, but thanks for pointing out to me that apparently the director has NO control whatsoever about what goes onscreen, and cannot under any circumstances add his own input and change the script around onset.

Don't be foolish Razorback. I understand the screenwriting process, I've taken classes, I've written them myself. I understand when to take things out, when to leave things in, but believe me when I say these things left out are EASY fixes and I've not seen one good explanation for why they were left out.

I continue to blame Yates bc if he had read the books and cared about these movies feeling more cohesive, if he was a fan, he might be more concerned with FORESHADOWING (for instance, putting doubt in our mind's about Snape's allegiances), something the Star Wars films and LOTR were able to do easily (Jabba the Hutt mentioned in ESB, Gondor being shown and talked about, but not featured till ROTK).

If you think the director can't influence things like that, you're gravely mistaken.

And when a movie fails, who do you blame? The screenwriter who gave the blueprints? Or the director who took them and screwed up the building or made his own additions for better or for worse?

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
by Gungan Slayer
Mar 13th, 2008
09:27:48 AM
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
EMMA WATSON FULL FRONTAL NUDITY
by BringingSexyBack
Mar 13th, 2008
09:31:09 AM
would be so wrong. You're all pervs.
cant they ever get someone else?
by Lloyd Bonafide the Korean War Veteran
Mar 13th, 2008
10:21:32 AM
i hate the fact that the main point of the direction of OOTF was that it HAD to be the shortest film. WHY??? why does it have to be short??? to add more screen times in theatres? to insult our attention spans? i think the audience will give you credit since they are already there to see the FIFTH movie in the franchise...you've earned some goodwill. Now dont cut out a bunch of stuff that connects everything and is probably useful to the story. Where are you, Cuaron? Huh? Come back!!!
Rowling extending the series...
by SK229
Mar 13th, 2008
11:03:35 AM
That's an interesting thought that someone had, saying once her next book comes out and bombs, watch her say (Lucas style, of course) that she intended it to be 14 books and there will be an extended universe, new tales, new characters, new angles, blah, blah, blah...

I COMPLETELY agree with this assessment. I'm not sure that she will write them herself, but I'm sure there will be a bunch of side-stories, and a history of hogwarts books, or prequels about Harry's parents, Snape, etc.

The interesting thing about that, though, is that... ok, Rowling has made untold millions of dollars, probably somewhere in the neighborhood of $80-$250 million off of these books(big range, but it's difficult to tell exactly and either number is entirely possible). It's like the same thing as Lucas and Peter Jackson. How much money, exactly, does one CREATIVE person need and when do they cross the line and just become a business person? With Lucas, I think it's that he needs the capital to run those companies and at least a thousand employees depend on his franchises for their well-being, so it's kind of a no-brainer that he keep milking his cow (however much the product sucks, we keep buying it.) Although, to his credit, he kept away from Star Wars and Indiana Jones for nearly 10 years despite considerable pressure from within his own company to go back to the well for more during that period between Last Crusade and the Special Editions. (Young Indy Chronicles doesn't count cause it was clearly Lucas jerking his own chain, doing what he wanted by NOT making it an adventure series.)

But with Harry Potter, the pressure has to be on to keep milking the cash cow, for no other reason than to make more money, and this is a prime example. When you consider that everyone who goes to see it will now pay TWICE in the theater and at least twice on DVD, the money they're going to make off this is absolutely insane. Then, when the tap runs dry with no more theatrical releases, no more books, and no more DVD's, you can sure as shit bet that this entire franchise will be expanded and 'opened up' to ensure that Harry Potter continues to make money even longer, perhaps, that the Star Wars franchise has.

Because, with LOTR, you have the preciousness (excuse the pun) of the books themselves. There's only so much they can do, besides this Hobbit movie, before people cry foul and it actually works against them as far as profits. With Harry Potter, it's new enough that they can take it in the direction of a multi-generational money-making franchise. It's not Harry Potter so much (although prequels will inevitably be made, and maybe even a sequel of his adventures as a wizened old wizard with his own protege), but the Hogwarts and wizards aspects that will keep the franchise continuously evolving over the next thirty years or so. The money-making potential here is limitless compared to Star Wars and LOTR, because it's all new and it STARTED in literary form, so there can realistically be a more constant play between books, movies, television shows, and whatever else they can come up with. It really is aimed at younger kids, so any crossover appeal can be claimed to be purely accident, and when it's too childish for adults, they could REALLY say (unlike Lucas, where, no matter what he intended, the Ewoks, Jar Jar, and the prequels themselves always seem suspect), "hey, it was always meant to be for kids anyway.",

I don't know, I just find this stuff interesting from a financial perspective, where a person simply creates a scenario with some characters that people like and a good storyline, and then it goes on to become a brand like fucking microsoft or mcdonalds, continuously earning money over a period of, with Star Wars at least, decades. Exactly how far can you take this sort of thing and at what point is a franchise like Star Wars or Harry Potter expected to pack it in, if ever?

this series is on autopilot now
by zooch
Mar 13th, 2008
11:17:41 AM
boring, un-inspired.
Yates / the Series / WB
by Arteska
Mar 13th, 2008
11:19:56 AM
The spare work done on OOTP did leave a lot to be desired, with gloss overs of too many important bits. I can understand the challenge of getting things into a manageable film but I agree with several of the criticisms above of Yates' last outing. OOTP was still enjoyable and several things in it worked very very well but the stuff that didnt really stood out compared to the other films. Personally as successful as these films are and as much money as Warners is making off them and will make off of them for decades and decades I don't think it's hard to imagine that there is a certain amount of fatigue and/or indifference in the studio when it comes to this property. The selection of Yates likely gives them a more pliable director than the more distinctive choices available. I realize this is a harsh criticism of Yates that may go too far but it sure feels accurate - especially when accompanied by draconian cuts to the source material in his last outing and little items that indicate cost cutting (i.e. Sirius in the flames no longer the exceptionally cool embers effect but instead some half assed image of his face in the flames that someone with an off the shelf package could do at home). Personally I am still looking forward to his take on Half Blood Prince and and I'm trying to take the fact that Hallows will be broken up into 2 parts as a good sign that they are trying to do justice to the material. I just hope int he process they don't put the finer details and quality of them on autopilot assuming that no matter what they do the money will be there. They better not screw this up.
Is there anything on this site that no one bitches about?
by Reel American Hero
Mar 13th, 2008
11:24:03 AM
Seriously... But anyways, I'm glad at least one book from the series will get some justice to it (hopefully) on screen. The problem with this franchise is that each movie is handled separately from the others, like 95% of the James Bond movies, same characters, new adventure, no relation to anything previous before. When it should have been handled since day one like an ongoing storyline, with shit being mentioned in one story, such as Sirius Black in book one, but not showing up till a few stories down the line. I could make a whole list of things that seem minor and inconsequential at the time of their inclusion in the books, but then become major plot points down the road. Oh, and one last thing...every major Hollywood movie is made with the reason of making money. Do you think they're making a Justice League movie because they're big fans of the comic book. FUCK NO...it's all about money. Deal with it.
Yates
by Arteska
Mar 13th, 2008
11:26:32 AM
Again I am looking forward to his HBP. I think the experience of OOTP can only give him even more affinity for the material so I hope it shows and carries forward (and is supported fully and enthusiastically by WB's - which should realize it is capping a film series that will be loved for years and years to come). This is not the time to be cheap WB's. Do it right.
milking it-i don't think so
by tha plow
Mar 13th, 2008
11:35:26 AM
isn't it the job of a movie studio and/or a film franchise to make money? and isn't the last book about a gagillion pages long? i have no problem with this decision.
foreshadowing
by oisin5199
Mar 13th, 2008
12:05:26 PM
it's kinda hard to foreshadow things when you don't know how the story's going to end. I'd guess that Deathly Hallows was the only script written where they knew how everything would end up. Perhaps HBP will be directed with an eye towards the end of the story. The mere fact that Rowling had to warn them not to cut Kreacher in OotP is indicative of the problems this film franchise has had from the beginning. Maybe they should have waited until all the books were out before they started making movies. Then they could have been more careful about what to include or not.
break will probably be after the break-in,
by Lloyd Bonafide the Korean War Veteran
Mar 13th, 2008
12:09:58 PM
break-out of gringotts. thats a good half way climax.
GODAMMIT
by thekylegassproject
Mar 13th, 2008
12:33:54 PM
fucking david yates...but i get the two movies thing. i mean, it's obviously to make that $$$$ but it's an incredibly dense book so...
re:foreshadowing
by Reel American Hero
Mar 13th, 2008
12:34:19 PM
Most of the books were out already by the time the movies were out, so they could have had some, if not most of the foreshadowing in there at least for the first four movies. But they chose to shoot each movie as it's own entity, as opposed to a true ongoing story which the HP books were.
Proper cliffhanger
by Reel American Hero
Mar 13th, 2008
12:35:53 PM
I'm just now reading Deathly Hallows, managed to not get it spoiled for me yet thankfully. I just stopped reading last night when I went to bed, the part where they get captured by Malfoy, that would make for a good break in between the two movies I think.
A fistful of Rambo
by Lost Jarv
Mar 13th, 2008
12:36:31 PM
He's at home watching some "adult" entertainment alone.....

you get the idea.

shit wrong TB
by Lost Jarv
Mar 13th, 2008
12:37:02 PM
sorry, I'm an idiot.
Your mom is a horcrux
by Movies4dummies
Mar 13th, 2008
12:45:17 PM
Book-end
by I AM ROCKO
Mar 13th, 2008
12:50:31 PM
...unlike most people I have enjoyed all of the Harry Potter films, however one of the things that most impressed me with this franchaise is the fact that they kept changing directors but kept the main cast and remained continunity (mostly- changing location of Hagrid's hut in part 3 really grates on me!) I liked OOTP-and think Yates is an interesting director, however I was disappointed to hear that we was coming back for the HBP and even more disappointed he is coming back for the DH- which DOES NOT need to be split into two films...er ok if they had not cut so much backstory out of the last three films then ok yeah, but there is barely anything left. I wonder if they have a trick up there sleeve with HBP and it will bring in story arcs from the other books into this film?
Everything since the 3rd book...
by thedoctor28
Mar 13th, 2008
01:02:39 PM
should have been 2 movies. They left a lot of shit out of those movies that was very cool...
Please please please...
by Mr Gorilla
Mar 13th, 2008
01:13:15 PM
Make DEATHLY HALLOWS PART 1 a satisfying film in its own right! Satisfying films that still had cliffhangers include (for me) EMPIRE STRIKES BACK, FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING... What didn't work so much was TWO TOWERS (where you felt they weren't much closer to their quest than they had been at end of FELLOWSHIP) or ORDER OF PHOENIX (where you felt that really not much had essentially changed since GOBLET OF FIRE). So please make the DH1 cliffhanger moment a satisfying one. Just remember how pissed off people were at the end of MATRIX RELOADED.
After the first 3 movies
by drunkenmonkey73
Mar 13th, 2008
01:30:11 PM
Harry Potter lost its magic, goblet of fire sucked and order of the phoenix felt rushed, and yates is going to direct the last 2 oops i mean 3, yikes. at least i still have Lord of the Rings
Secret fact about Lord of the Rings
by Mr Gorilla
Mar 13th, 2008
01:35:23 PM
Despite all the awards... Despite all the battles... FELLOWSHIP is the only one that's really good. You'll see, time will tell...
Looks like that's 2 two movies...
by Hugh G Rekshun
Mar 13th, 2008
02:02:15 PM
...I won't be seeing instead of just one. Potter has been a joke since Azkaban.
Here's a question for everyone
by Phimseto
Mar 13th, 2008
02:36:45 PM
If John Williams were brought back on board, would that make you feel at least a little better? I think for me it would, but I'm fairly certain he won't be back now and that sucks. What a wasted opportunity to not have him do all seven films. It could have been something special.
Phimseto...
by I AM ROCKO
Mar 13th, 2008
03:07:41 PM
...yes I would love John Williams to come back. The score for Azkaban was one his best and elevated the first two films. I thought the scores for GOB and OOTP were good (Doyle's score improves with age)but you cannot compare it to the master. Am I the only person who thinks they should have bought Colombus back for the last film? With him and Williams it would have come full circle...
DH 1 NEEDS TO COME OUT IN LATE 09 OR EARLY...10
by deliciouscowbell
Mar 13th, 2008
03:27:46 PM
So dh to can be out before 2011
Does this mean...
by Sithdan
Mar 13th, 2008
04:18:16 PM
That the Harry Potter franchise is going to be dragged out for another four years? Shit. We were so close to it all being finished.
Shoulda had Cauron make Half Blood Prince
by Drath
Mar 13th, 2008
04:21:39 PM
Part of what clicked about Azkaban was that it had that Empire Strikes Back feeling of building us up for the next installment, which is just what HBP needs to do. I am very very sorry they have not hired Cauron to make another Potter, as his was really the best movie so far. But at least they didn't get Columbus or Newell again (dangit I wanted Goblet to be better than it was).
chrth is right!
by whoisthismuaddib
Mar 13th, 2008
04:26:17 PM
the first movie will be nothing but camping!!
John Williams had better be back, ya hear us Yates?
by D.Vader
Mar 13th, 2008
04:32:00 PM
You better hire John Williams for the final movies. I swear to God, if you hire Nick Hooper over him, you will NEVER be forgiven. Hooper's score was god-awful. You hear me? AWFUL. That music playing during the "flying through London" scene was the absolute worst of the series.

Don't hire your friend to do the music. Harry Potter deserves better.

Can someone please explain how this is milking the franchise?
by seanny_d
Mar 13th, 2008
05:03:47 PM
Honestly, I don't get it. There is so much richness, so much to be tied up in the last book that I don't see how splitting it into two parts is a bad idea at all. They got the okay from Rowling, so why not?

Ok, so you have to pay twice. After you see Part 1, put away a nickel every day until you have enough to go see part 2. You're all set. Problem solved. It'd be one thing if they were planning on stretching it out unnecessarily. But there's plenty of material for two movies.

My only problem is that I was looking for something fresh for the 7th movie so this Yates thing I'm not THAT keen on, but Warners will have my forgiveness if they bring back Williams. Someone needs to start a petition.

so this means...
by disfigurehead
Mar 13th, 2008
06:32:26 PM
We will gave to deal with virgins dressing as Dumbledore for 3 more movies and not 2. Great!Where's my .45?
"Okay-Time for a Big Paranoid Moment you've ALL been waiting FOR
by TomBodet
Mar 13th, 2008
08:09:59 PM
Never-EVER use the words 'Unanticipated' and 'Immediate' in the Same Sentence! Okay?? OKAY!!!!"

Obligatory Mikey Clayton ref. here, sorry. Alrighty-Will this Have GIANT ROBOTS?? PUT IN THE FUCKING GIANT ROBOTS ALREADY!!

and drag out the Kid and the Monkey from Speed Racer, Too! Add both-you will have a Bang-up Potter flick even I'd go see---

Oh Fuck me Rotten..I forgot about the Virgin Dress up!
by conspiracy
Mar 13th, 2008
08:36:13 PM
As if oceans of 40yr old Jedi, and over weight wanna be 7 of 9's were not bad enough... now we have to bear the great masses of 20+ yr old wanna be wizards and witches, running amok in the parking lot whilst straddling home made brooms, looking for all the world like a flock of cloak clad retards, all to play a ground based game of Quidditch
Worst fucking news since Columbus
by DarwinMayfIower
Mar 13th, 2008
09:04:13 PM
2 parter is complete laziness and cowardness of adapting the text. Seriously I would have settled for a good solid 3 hour film but instead...now they are going to fucking angst up the HELL of the tent sequences. This fucking sucks, but oh well. Seriously I don't know how the FUCK they didn't convince Cauron to do it? I mean the final battle in Hogwarts was basically a text for shot translation of the 20 minute battle sequence in Children of Men. If that wasn't a love note from JKR to Cuaron to come back...make the films good again, I don't know what is. I said this before in another post but I'll post it again: I'd hate for the rumour of a 2 parter to be true you know why? Because that means Cuaron will be less likely to direct. An installment in two parts is just far too much fat for Cuaron to probably bear. If he were to direct something like that, you might as well call the installments as such. 1st Part of Deathly Hallows = Beginning up to Entering Hogwarts again will have the title PoA 2: The Return of Good Filmmaking. 2nd Part of Deathly Hallows 90 minutes of the Hogwarts battle with a 30 minute long one shot scene without pause. It will have the title Children of Men 2. P.S. Zombie Dobby leading a revolt of Elves with cameo by George Romero.
Blah Blah Blah
by Brians Life
Mar 13th, 2008
10:55:32 PM
Prisoner of Azkaban was the shit. How could they go from Cuaron to the clown shoes of Yates for the rest of the flicks!?!? LAME!
They've needed two-parters since Goblet of Fire
by Damned if I can login
Mar 14th, 2008
07:43:49 AM
What's the big deal? We all know about the greed factor...no secret there.

But in this case it should be seen as a win-win situation. They get their mountain of cash and we get a more detailed adaptation. So much has been left out of the last two films. What we've seen wasn't that bad, but when half the book is discarded it really gives any screen version a rushed, disjointed feeling. I only wish they had done this starting with part 4.

And I agree with Mr. Gorilla. One day (ONE DAY) someone will produce a faithful, detailed adaptation of Lord of the Rings. Then all the suckers of Peter Jackson's crank might actually see we've been right all along. But wah wah wah he made gazillions and won Oscars.....crank suckers.

....
by RainboWalrus
Mar 15th, 2008
09:22:52 AM
How does Rowling feel about it?
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