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Is A Genre-Shifting RAMBO 5 Closer To Reality??

Rambo, Again by LordAcoustic	Mar 12th, 2008 08:21:13 AM
As far as I am concerned Rambo will always be a non-thinking killing machine
Either I got lucky by LordAcoustic	Mar 12th, 2008 08:21:46 AM
or no one cares about this story to be first!
Uh.......? by ghostie1	Mar 12th, 2008 08:22:20 AM
I like Rambo. do I win a prize for saying "FIRST!!!!!!!!!"?
Romantic Comedy Rambo? by skycrapper	Mar 12th, 2008 08:22:41 AM
Anyone?
Rambo in Space by thinboyslim.	Mar 12th, 2008 08:23:28 AM
seriously, it'll be Rambo against terrorists aka Die Hard 5: John By Any Other Name
SENSITIVE RAMBO by the new transported man	Mar 12th, 2008 08:27:49 AM
they underestimated Rambo
RAMBO DIES IN A VA HOSPITAL by Mullah Omar	Mar 12th, 2008 08:28:00 AM
It would certainly be appropriate to have Rambo finally go back to the US, get terminally ill, and die painfully in a decrepit and underfunded VA hospital - left for dead one last time by the government. But that would be depressing. Maybe RAMBO: PET DETECTIVE would be more fun.
All The Making of the Terminator Talkbalk by bobinnova	Mar 12th, 2008 08:29:04 AM
Let's just call it T4: Rambo vs. Terminator and tie the two together.
Brokeback Rambo by NeilF	Mar 12th, 2008 08:29:47 AM
...that would certainly take Rambo to another genre!
Disney's Rambo by deanamatronix	Mar 12th, 2008 08:30:31 AM
Complete with wise-cracking owl side-kick and full musical numbers
Bring it ON!...let Rambo disembowel every genre... by FlickaPoo	Mar 12th, 2008 08:34:14 AM
...some will be great and some will suck but I'll sit through all of them......maybe Rambo should walk the earth and jump through time like Samurai Jack...righting wrongs with just his knife and bandana...got my 12 bucks right here...
Rambo Vs. The Flying Saucers by DerLanghaarige	Mar 12th, 2008 08:35:41 AM
But I guess with "another genre" he just means that it will be more like a drama. Or maybe the "Rambo Vs. Street Gangs"-movie, that has been rumoured by the end of the 90's or so.
Rambo Vs Chewbacca On The Moon... by LordPorkington	Mar 12th, 2008 08:36:31 AM
This shit writes itself.
Rambo vs. Rocky vs. Alien vs. Predator.... by ChrisTuckersOnlyFan	Mar 12th, 2008 08:39:02 AM

RAMBO = PUNISHER by Sailor Rip	Mar 12th, 2008 08:39:13 AM
I could see an inner city vigalante revenge flick. Rambo befriends a stripper, stripper get's killed by drug dealers, Rambo goes ape poopy.
Rambo 5: Snow Falling on Bleeders by Kloipy	Mar 12th, 2008 08:39:27 AM
In Rambo 5, John Rambo decides to atone for all the murder in his life by giving a red rose to the widows of all his victims. Will he find love in Rosa Pascall, a woman with a heart of stone after the loss of her husband? Find out this summer
More RAMBO!!!Bring it on Sly! by travis-dane	Mar 12th, 2008 08:40:07 AM
Let him find out what happend to Trautman.
Memiors of a Rambo by dr sauch	Mar 12th, 2008 08:40:13 AM

Stop or Rambo's Mom Will Shoot by bobinnova	Mar 12th, 2008 08:42:58 AM

Rambo is Under the Tuscan Sun:2 by just pillow talk	Mar 12th, 2008 08:43:21 AM
Suffice to say, any Italian chicks that decide to have a fling with Rambo don't discard him so easily.
Pretty Rambo by just pillow talk	Mar 12th, 2008 08:44:37 AM
Romance and hi-jinks ensue when Rambo meets Mr. Right. Can their two worlds co-exist?
When Rambo Met Sally by Shigeru	Mar 12th, 2008 08:44:49 AM
and shot her through the neck with an arrow "I hate you Rambo, I really hate you"
Rambo vs Cloverfield by quantize	Mar 12th, 2008 08:44:50 AM
seeing John Rambo disembowel those yuppie wankers would be like a full refund :-)
How to lose a Rambo in ten days by just pillow talk	Mar 12th, 2008 08:45:13 AM
Answer: you don't.
IRON MACHETE CHEF AMERICA by BringingSexyBack	Mar 12th, 2008 08:45:45 AM
Rambo skewers the competition! For realz!
One semi-sensible way to go... by FlickaPoo	Mar 12th, 2008 08:46:04 AM
...Rambo Vs. Something Supernatural that Might Just be in his Head...sort of like The Jacket...post traumatic stress finally getting to him and all...
Rambo vs. the Volcano by just pillow talk	Mar 12th, 2008 08:46:13 AM
Rambo: 1 Volcano: 0
EAT DRINK MAN WOMAN by BringingSexyBack	Mar 12th, 2008 08:46:54 AM
Literally! Goooo Rambo!
JOHN WOO's RAMBO by GibsonUSA	Mar 12th, 2008 08:47:28 AM
Make it happen. :P (please)
Rambo wears Prada by just pillow talk	Mar 12th, 2008 08:47:39 AM
Rambo never looked so good snapping the bad guys' necks!
Rambo vs. the Volcano by Shigeru	Mar 12th, 2008 08:48:09 AM
LOL Rambo would take a dump in the volcano, only his dump would be a grenade, and his dump-grenade would be the most powerful one ever, and it would explode the volcano.
Scent of a Rambo by just pillow talk	Mar 12th, 2008 08:48:17 AM
Can you smell the manliness?
JOHN RAMBO OF MARS !!! by Nosferatu Jones	Mar 12th, 2008 08:48:57 AM
Has a better chance of being made than this JOHN CARTER business that's been on the boards forever...
Rambo, Me, and Dupree by just pillow talk	Mar 12th, 2008 08:49:18 AM
Finally someone skewers that fucker Dupree.
Rambo Brite by Kloipy	Mar 12th, 2008 08:49:34 AM
Ride this Rambo to Rambotown
UNHYGENIC RAMBO by the new transported man	Mar 12th, 2008 08:49:53 AM
Richard Crenna talked him down
Is he serious? by andyman3000	Mar 12th, 2008 08:50:26 AM
Surely he can do all about he can with the guy, shifting its genre ain't going to make any difference when it comes to box office earnings. I love the guy and I knda wanted Rambo 4, just to see where he'd been and what he'd been upto all these years but a fifth is heading for disaster.
Most Talkback movie title names are uncreative by GibsonUSA	Mar 12th, 2008 08:50:33 AM
but I must admit "Pretty Rambo" made me laugh
Rambo in Disney's "Shakiest Gun In the West" by bobinnova	Mar 12th, 2008 08:50:43 AM

Rambo and Lyrics by just pillow talk	Mar 12th, 2008 08:51:54 AM
ra-ta-tat-tat!
PROJECT RAMBO RUNWAY by BringingSexyBack	Mar 12th, 2008 08:52:03 AM
Right. Like Heide's gonna auf John Rambo.
Translation... by Atropos	Mar 12th, 2008 08:52:30 AM
The quote in Starpulse is your basic word-for-word translation of what Stallone told Metro about the 5th Rambo film. The rest of the interview is about the 4th film.
Tango & Cash & Rambo & Jack Burton by Sailor Rip	Mar 12th, 2008 08:52:32 AM
They would use some mirrors or something.
Rambo vs. Chuck Norris by skycrapper	Mar 12th, 2008 08:52:36 AM
It would never be seen because all the movie projectors would explode with awsomeness.
Just a thought... by rutgersjaffo	Mar 12th, 2008 08:52:39 AM
In the Cloverfield sequel, who does the military call in to stop the beast? RAMBO--the force of freedom!!! Coming to a theater near you: Cloverfield II: Ramboned!
Rambo: 24 by ciroslive	Mar 12th, 2008 08:52:42 AM
Its probably just Rambo in the big city fighting terrorists using modern technology...
Fox presents "American Rambo" by bobinnova	Mar 12th, 2008 08:53:27 AM
Arnold, Bruce, and Sly host a talent competition of who will be the next action star.
Rambo Vs. Guantanamo Bay... by FlickaPoo	Mar 12th, 2008 08:53:51 AM
...FUCK prison camps...even when they're ours...
RAMBO 4 PROVED STALONE IS THE KING OF THE GENRE by BendersShinyAss	Mar 12th, 2008 08:54:17 AM
I can not over rate this film enough. I watched it on a whim (as i love the first film, but not the other 2 so much) and I was absolutely amazed at just how fucking good, exciting, touching, and heart felt it was as a film I've since seen the film 6 times over and I just cannot wait to see it again on DVD. it was just a classy film that i highly recommend to everyone it's THAT fucking good and I urge the haters to give me a good reason why sarah connor chronicles are also pretty fucking good. makes the 3rd film hang it's head in shame!
RAMBO DOES DALLAS by BringingSexyBack	Mar 12th, 2008 08:54:56 AM
Mr. Greenfeld better pony up more than $20. Rambo needs a ticket to the bigtime!
I'd also like to say by BendersShinyAss	Mar 12th, 2008 08:55:08 AM
I prey to heaven & hell indi 4 is as good of a sequel as Rambo was to it's own franchise!
Gender shifting? by ebolamonkey	Mar 12th, 2008 08:55:19 AM
I think that's an awesome idea!
Breakfast at Rambo's by just pillow talk	Mar 12th, 2008 08:55:23 AM
Today's special: kicking ass with a side order of decapitation.
Rambo wears Panda by David Cloverfield	Mar 12th, 2008 08:55:52 AM
Vietnam veterans brutal rampage through the last remaining members of endangered species in a wildlife preserve. Rambo Vs. Panda Bear, Rambo Vs. Siberian Tiger... the possibilities are mind blowing
It would be kickASS to have a patriotic name. by GibsonUSA	Mar 12th, 2008 08:56:37 AM
With G.I. Joe going international, it would be ballsy and awesome to have Sly give Rambo an unapologetic patriotic name, at least for domestic release. Something like "American" would be fantastic.
Rambo in Pink by just pillow talk	Mar 12th, 2008 08:57:04 AM
Odds are better than good that Rambo will end up getting the high school hunk.
What Rambo Wants by just pillow talk	Mar 12th, 2008 08:57:46 AM
Guns. Lots of them.
Rambo's all that by ianrewel	Mar 12th, 2008 08:58:37 AM
Rambo is the cute but insecure girl with glasses who Freddie Prinze Jr. has to take to the prom to win a bet
Mullah Omar by enderandrew	Mar 12th, 2008 08:59:17 AM
I think you've got it right. I think the next story is what war has done to the man over the years.
Gibson- how about 9/11 Rambo? by Kloipy	Mar 12th, 2008 08:59:49 AM

Hope Sly returns here - Talkback is Good Luck!! by GibsonUSA	Mar 12th, 2008 09:01:00 AM
He spent 20 days here for Rocky Balboa....made over $70 million. He spent 10 days here for Rambo 4....made over $40 million. If he chills with us for a month next time imagine what would happen!! (:P)
Or maybe... by rutgersjaffo	Mar 12th, 2008 09:02:10 AM
The Goonies get back together one more time to save the Goondocks with a little help from their new neighbor John Rambo! Hey you guuuuuyysss!!!!
DIABLO CODY'S JONNY by BringingSexyBack	Mar 12th, 2008 09:03:11 AM
Killin's as easy as blogging.
Rambo 5: Death Wish by stellarhaze	Mar 12th, 2008 09:05:36 AM
How amazingly cool would a Death Wish movie be with Rambo as Charles Bronson? I would pay $10 to see the that. Rambo in an urban environment with his bow. Rock on!
Perfect!!! by rutgersjaffo	Mar 12th, 2008 09:05:43 AM
Sly Stallone stars as John Rambo in: The LAST Day of the Dead: Judgment Day! This time, the dead STAY dead!
Driving Mr. Rambo by Sailor Rip	Mar 12th, 2008 09:07:38 AM
When love is at the wheel get ready for the ride of your life.
Pretty Rambo......walkin' down the street.... by GibsonUSA	Mar 12th, 2008 09:08:19 AM
Pretty Rambo...gotta kill to eat... You know how those people actually complained about the glimpse of an American flag in the Indy trailer....in Rambo 5 lets have it all over the place!
The Pacifier 2: Rambo Bugaloo by Secretagentnumber6	Mar 12th, 2008 09:09:46 AM
Just A Thought.
Maybe, just maybe... by onephatnelly	Mar 12th, 2008 09:09:57 AM
..Rambo goes to Bragg to become a drill instructor - to turn the next generation of cannon fodder into war machines. Or it could just be a load of bollocks.
go to youtube and search.... by BendersShinyAss	Mar 12th, 2008 09:10:01 AM
rambo vs war on terror. FUNNY funny shit
Or maybe... by rutgersjaffo	Mar 12th, 2008 09:11:39 AM
Rambo v. Predator v. Alien. In space, thankfully, no one can hear you speak...
Rambo is Legend by theycallmemrglass	Mar 12th, 2008 09:11:41 AM

"Manuscript"?? by Mister Man	Mar 12th, 2008 09:12:27 AM
He said that? REALLY? Is he using his quill and ink. as well?
'Reservoir Rambos' by rutgersjaffo	Mar 12th, 2008 09:13:44 AM
'Hey yo, why I gotta be Mr. Pink, you know?'
Bridges over Rambo County by just pillow talk	Mar 12th, 2008 09:14:27 AM
The county is up in arms because Rambo keeps blowing up the bridges (due to flashbacks), and they keep having to build them back up.
Rambo and the Chocolate Factory by rutgersjaffo	Mar 12th, 2008 09:16:52 AM
Convinced that the Oompa Loompas are really 'Charlie,' John Rambo teaches Mr. Wonka a stern lesson about employing illegals. Timely with issues of xenophobia, labor issues, and the expanding global economy! Oooooo....
RAMBO & CASH by vaudeville villain	Mar 12th, 2008 09:16:59 AM
Burma and L.A.'s top rival cops are going to have to work together... even if it kills them!
LOL rutgersjaffo by just pillow talk	Mar 12th, 2008 09:17:49 AM
oompa loompas are charlie...
Rambo - Last man on Earth by theycallmemrglass	Mar 12th, 2008 09:18:33 AM
Fighting Zombies - A take on A am Legend or Omega man. Could work. But I doubt That is what Stallone is thinking of. Thing is this, if he is writing another genre, why write Rambo into it? Maybe the next film will be an espianage film where Rambo is not the star but a mentor or even master to a prodigee who. Whatever, this is one of the more fun areas of speculations recently.
The Rocky Horror Rambo Show by Redc40	Mar 12th, 2008 09:19:49 AM
I see you shiver with antici.....................pat ion!!
Tu Wong Fu, Thanks for Everything...John Rambo! by rutgersjaffo	Mar 12th, 2008 09:21:53 AM
John Rambo unleashes his inner tranny on a cross-country drive reuniting him with Wesley Snipes and Bridgette Nielsen. You'll laugh, you'll love, you'll learn!
Rambo Horse Whisperer by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 12th, 2008 09:22:19 AM
Rambo inherits his father's farm after good ol' dad passes away. He spends time training horses as he ponders the relationship he never really got to have, mostly because he refused to come home.
RAMBO'S ATONEMENT by BringingSexyBack	Mar 12th, 2008 09:22:42 AM
Rambo: "Atone this you bastards!!"
Rambo-in-Law by just pillow talk	Mar 12th, 2008 09:23:07 AM
J Lo thought she met the perfect man, until she realizes Rambo is his father. Blood and carnage follow her to the wedding alter.
Rambo vs Freddy vs Jason? by Mooly	Mar 12th, 2008 09:23:34 AM
Actually, I think people have already touched on what it would be. The 24 or Die Hard angle seems the most logical if Stallone cares even remotely about the character being taken seriously. Rambo vs. terrorists will be the likely scenario.
Last Rambo In Paris by Redc40	Mar 12th, 2008 09:24:03 AM
Rated NC-17 for extreme sexual content and unshaven armpits
Rambo vs Predator would probably work by Jubba	Mar 12th, 2008 09:24:59 AM
If it didn't suck...which it probably would.
Rambo 5 will be... by professor murder	Mar 12th, 2008 09:25:31 AM
Well, John ends the last story by walking towards the farm, supposedly his dads, right? Upon the reunion, his dad will tell John that he has a younger brother, and that he kinda strayed into the criminal world, but before he got out, was framed and is now an innocent in prison! Rambo, already have done enough in life to accept death, robs a bank so that he is put into the same prison as his brother. Now it's time for Rambo to break him out!!!........wait, this was a TV show you say????? oh nevermind. WAIT! Did the prisonbreak tv show have anyone tearing out every opposers throat and impaling their bodies onto rusty pipes while using a giant monkeywrench to score a homerun with their heads!????!!!
There's somthing about Rambo by just pillow talk	Mar 12th, 2008 09:25:43 AM
Even Bret Farve couldn't resist the manliness...
Son of Rambo . . . by kevinwillis.net	Mar 12th, 2008 09:25:56 AM
Oh, wait. That's been done. Fifth Blood has a nice ring to it, though.
The Further Adventures of Tennessee Buck . . . by kevinwillis.net	Mar 12th, 2008 09:26:43 AM
No, I guess that's been done, too.
Rambo v Predator by DevilCat	Mar 12th, 2008 09:27:04 AM
Sci Fi
Rambo and the Bear by Redc40	Mar 12th, 2008 09:27:34 AM
You know you want it Evigan!
Who is John Rambo, And Why Is He Saying . . . by kevinwillis.net	Mar 12th, 2008 09:27:43 AM
These Terrible Things About Me, Before He Shoots Me Through the Neck with a Cross Bow? Yeah, that's kind of a mouthful.
Fistfull of Rambo by kevinwillis.net	Mar 12th, 2008 09:28:12 AM
I'd see that movie.
Pulp Rambo by Redc40	Mar 12th, 2008 09:28:49 AM
John Rambo and the Gimp get medieval on the Vietcong in the basement
Mr. Rambo Goes to Washington...with a Gun by rutgersjaffo	Mar 12th, 2008 09:29:07 AM
Much closer to Homer Simpson's version of the classic!
Midnight Rambo by TheManWithTooManyNames	Mar 12th, 2008 09:29:39 AM
A frustrated John Rambo gives up life on the farm and heads to New York City in the hope of leading the life of a "kept" man. The naive Rambo meets the emotionally-crippled Chuck "Ratso" Norris, a third-rate actor who easily tricks him out of twenty dollars by offering to introduce Rambo to a retired army colonel, who instead turns out to be a religious fanatic. Sorry, I’ve been cutting and pasting this shit from Wikipedia. I feel as dirty as Michael Bay.
Rambotouille . . . by kevinwillis.net	Mar 12th, 2008 09:29:53 AM
Rambo helps an inept janitor become a famous French chef by controlling him with various headlocks and precisely placed arrows to manipulate his actions.
Battle Rambo by Redc40	Mar 12th, 2008 09:31:45 AM
John Rambo runs an island where snarky, disobidient junior high schoolers re-enact his favorite booby traps and dirty tricks - on each other! And the last one standing gets a cameo in the next Rambo movie.
RAMB*O by kevinwillis.net	Mar 12th, 2008 09:31:50 AM
After seven hundred years of cleaning up dead bodies on an abandoned earth (what he was made for), a curious Rambo discovers what he was meant for.
Rambo in the Rain by kevinwillis.net	Mar 12th, 2008 09:33:22 AM
A musical throwback to a more innocent time. Rambo the Musical! It'll be a sensation.
walking tall by ironic_name	Mar 12th, 2008 09:34:14 AM
or rambo as a bad guy, who stalks his sweethart after 40 years absence. kills himself.
Rambo Nanny 911 by BilboRing	Mar 12th, 2008 09:34:24 AM

Beverly Hills Rambo by just pillow talk	Mar 12th, 2008 09:34:31 AM
Banana in the tailpipe? Try some C-4 instead!
Mullah Omar, sounds like Rambo Flew Over The... by FlickaPoo	Mar 12th, 2008 09:35:04 AM
...Cuckoo's Nest. If nurse Ratchett or Kratchett or whatever the hell her name was tries to put saltpeter in Rambo's meds he will be PISSED...
The Gods get a bad case of buyer's remorse... by FlickaPoo	Mar 12th, 2008 09:37:33 AM
...when they realize that John Rambo IS the God of War. Rambo must defeat kratos to claim his rightful throne...
Wag the Rambo by just pillow talk	Mar 12th, 2008 09:37:52 AM
Never a good idea....
For A Few Rambos More by BilboRing	Mar 12th, 2008 09:38:01 AM

Lord of the Rambo by BilboRing	Mar 12th, 2008 09:38:25 AM

rambo as a cartoon! oh wait.. rambo5 WAS a cartoon. by ironic_name	Mar 12th, 2008 09:38:32 AM

Didnt stallone himself say.. by Jonah Echo	Mar 12th, 2008 09:38:49 AM
he would like to make a rambo that deal with a somewhat more surreal circumstance than he has been in to date. To me that sounds like it will be one of only a few genres.
The Mirror has Two Rambos by BilboRing	Mar 12th, 2008 09:38:54 AM

Rambo: Doc Hollywood II by BilboRing	Mar 12th, 2008 09:40:04 AM

Rambo beats the shit out of some dead japanese girl by ironic_name	Mar 12th, 2008 09:40:15 AM
and then, get the shit beaten out of him by OLEG!
LA CAGE AUX RAMBO by BringingSexyBack	Mar 12th, 2008 09:40:45 AM
Fierce takes on new meaning.
Rambo Got Fingered by BilboRing	Mar 12th, 2008 09:41:28 AM

party at kitty and rambo's by ironic_name	Mar 12th, 2008 09:41:30 AM

There's Something About Rambo by BilboRing	Mar 12th, 2008 09:42:08 AM

PLANES, TRAINS AND HUMMERS by BringingSexyBack	Mar 12th, 2008 09:42:10 AM
That's not a pillow!!!
Rambo prequel! Set in Nan! Vin Diesel as Rambo! by ricarleite	Mar 12th, 2008 09:42:29 AM
Or Shia.
rambo as a house by ironic_name	Mar 12th, 2008 09:42:31 AM

Citizen Rambo by Redc40	Mar 12th, 2008 09:43:38 AM
His final cryptic words as he checks out...."Prepare to be judged." The next 90 minutes of the movie consist of Sandra Bullock and Sly running around in stupid costumes and saying stupider dialogue
JOHN RAMBO AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL by BringingSexyBack	Mar 12th, 2008 09:43:49 AM
Starring a real wolf as Rambo's son.
Lost in Translation Rambo by DrunKramer	Mar 12th, 2008 09:44:10 AM
This years Little Miss Sunshine. You know you want it.
No Country For Old Rambo by Darth Bauer	Mar 12th, 2008 09:45:06 AM

Rambo V: How Rambo Got His Groove Back by Silverglade	Mar 12th, 2008 09:45:12 AM
You had me at "hell".
THRASHDANCE by BringingSexyBack	Mar 12th, 2008 09:45:52 AM
Oh what a feeling!
Rambo Shrugged by Redc40	Mar 12th, 2008 09:46:02 AM
The story of a man who wanted to stop the motor of the Earth - and did (with horrible films that make viewers want to poke their eyes out)
The Sound of Ammo by BilboRing	Mar 12th, 2008 09:46:58 AM

Rambo Vs Rocky?? by unionJACKass.webs.com	Mar 12th, 2008 09:47:20 AM

The Good, The Bad, and The Rambo by Darth Bauer	Mar 12th, 2008 09:47:23 AM

Two Mules for Sister Rambo by just pillow talk	Mar 12th, 2008 09:47:27 AM

OCEAN'S ONE by BringingSexyBack	Mar 12th, 2008 09:47:31 AM
When you got Rambo, you don't need anyone else.
A Confederacy of Rambos by rutgersjaffo	Mar 12th, 2008 09:47:37 AM
Determined to help rebuild New Orleans, Rambo moves back home with ma and takes a job as a hot dog vendor. Hillarity--and death by weiner--ensues!!!
March of the Wooden Rambos by BilboRing	Mar 12th, 2008 09:47:38 AM
Fuck those Boogie Men!!!
Darth Bauer...WRONG WRONG WRONG... by FlickaPoo	Mar 12th, 2008 09:47:46 AM
...EVERY country is for Old Rambo. Every country!
Saturday NIght Rambo by Darth Bauer	Mar 12th, 2008 09:47:55 AM

Honeysuckle Rambo by Redc40	Mar 12th, 2008 09:48:01 AM
Rambo and Amy Irving - On The Road Again and burning blunts
Lord Of The Rings: Rambo Turns by unionJACKass.webs.com	Mar 12th, 2008 09:48:36 AM

FlickaPoo...My bad. You are correct. haha by Darth Bauer	Mar 12th, 2008 09:48:44 AM

The Hunt for Red Oct-Rambo by BilboRing	Mar 12th, 2008 09:49:12 AM

THE LORDS OF FLATBUSH 2: THE SENIOR YEARS by BringingSexyBack	Mar 12th, 2008 09:49:14 AM
Are Henry Winkler and Perry King still alive?
The Old Rambo and the Sea by rutgersjaffo	Mar 12th, 2008 09:49:24 AM
Frustrated by his inability to learn complex fishing knots, John Rambo kills the entir ocean with nothing but his trusty survival knife and an old boxing glove autographed by Tommy Morrison...
Darth Bauer...I knew you didn't mean it... by FlickaPoo	Mar 12th, 2008 09:50:23 AM

Rambo vs Machete by Johnny T Williams	Mar 12th, 2008 09:50:55 AM
He fucked with the wrong mexican...
Rambo Todd: The Butcher of 'Nam by BilboRing	Mar 12th, 2008 09:51:07 AM

Rambo and the Gay Stalker... by Bobo_Vision	Mar 12th, 2008 09:51:12 AM
...named ABKing. Rambo returns to America, only to find that he's being stalked by a closeted homosexual who drugs him, ties him up, and plans to penetrate every orifice of his body while humming "Hearts on Fire".
The Rambo of Oz by BilboRing	Mar 12th, 2008 09:52:03 AM

Sleepless in Denan by BilboRing	Mar 12th, 2008 09:52:31 AM

The Incredible Rambo by theycallmemrglass	Mar 12th, 2008 09:52:35 AM
Rambo is a victim of a nuclear detonation test and becomes part Godzilla, part Hulk, part superman and time traveller finding himself in ancient China fighing monk warriors in the three kingdoms dynasty war. There he rescues beautiful Gong Li and whisks her back to the future only to find that the Monkey King hitched a ride there too to seek revenge on the Incredible Rambo. The monkey King and Rambo face off only to find they have uncontrollably travelled into the future finding themselves in an apocalyptic future where Zombies rule the earth. The Incredible Rambo and Monkey King make a temporary truce and together fend off the very agile Zombies (who are surprising good at Kung Fu). They then fight their way to the leader of the Zombies who turns out be the not so now beautiful Gong Li. A flash back shows that an abandoned Gong Li in an alien future was vulnerable to folks who took advantage of her pradicament including a Nuclear test leader. After much abuse and fustration, Gong Li mental strenght veers towards ultimate revenge and through several seductions, finds herself in control of the a destructive Nuclear bomb, presses a button wiped out all civilisations, turning most of them into super Zombies who she became leader of. Thats all I have read of Stallone's new script so far. Once he completes it, I'll post the rest of it. Somehow, I dont think this will be picked up by the execs going by this first draft.
Rock 'N Rambo High School by Darth Bauer	Mar 12th, 2008 09:53:34 AM

Rambo in a zombie movie by Ye Not Guilty	Mar 12th, 2008 09:53:49 AM
Rambo vs. the zombies would rock. Or, I could totally see Rambo in a SPEED or DIE HARD type situation.
Great Balls Of Gun Fire by Darth Bauer	Mar 12th, 2008 09:54:29 AM

War of the Rambos by Redc40	Mar 12th, 2008 09:54:34 AM
Kathleen Turner tells John Rambo she wants a divorce and half of everything he owns. Rambo guts her like a fish with his giant commando knife and buries her in the backyard. Fade to black.
A Knife Less Ordinary by Darth Bauer	Mar 12th, 2008 09:55:23 AM

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Rambo by BilboRing	Mar 12th, 2008 09:55:50 AM

Throw Trautman From The Train by Darth Bauer	Mar 12th, 2008 09:55:52 AM

It's a Wonderful Knife by BilboRing	Mar 12th, 2008 09:56:22 AM

R is for Rambo by conspiracy	Mar 12th, 2008 09:56:46 AM
After years alone in the jungles, fighting villains and his own personal demons,...Rambo finally realizes the seed for his innate hostility...his own repressed homosexuality. R is for Rambo is the story of one mans sexual awakening! Join Rambo as he explores in the wilds of S.E. Asia's Hottest Gay Bath houses and All male whore houses as he searches for the truth, and with luck finally gets to the bottom of his own true feelings, or at least to the bottom of someone.
Rambo Takes Manhattan by BilboRing	Mar 12th, 2008 09:57:08 AM

CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE RAMBO KIND! by pancomplex	Mar 12th, 2008 09:57:48 AM
not bad ;)
Did someone post "Rambo: Electric Boogaloo" yet? by kabong	Mar 12th, 2008 09:57:56 AM
If not, put me down for that.
Children of a Lesser Rambo by rutgersjaffo	Mar 12th, 2008 09:58:14 AM
John Rambo takes a job teaching deaf children the joys of living at an elite school for the deaf. Turns out, they are the only ones who can actually understand what Rambo is saying. Using his knowledge of survival knives, they build a time machine, kill Hitler and Stalin, stop 9/11, and the movie finishes with all of them doing a dance routine in the streets to the sounds of Wham's 'Wake me up before you go go'...
John Rambo and the Machete of Doom by Stupendous Man	Mar 12th, 2008 09:58:58 AM

Rambo: Force of Freedom! by superduper3000	Mar 12th, 2008 09:59:14 AM
There already WAS a genre-shifting Rambo, it was the kiddie cartoon show Force of Freedom! Can anyone explain to me just why the powers that be ever saw Rambo as a quality kids show?? Same damn thing happened with Toxic Avenger! Who?? Why?? Still, the shows rocked... too bad we don't get that type of balls anymore sigh God of War!! http://tinyurl.com/38kjw5
THE SOUND OF RAMBO MUSIC by pancomplex	Mar 12th, 2008 10:00:15 AM

Mr. Congeniality by BilboRing	Mar 12th, 2008 10:00:36 AM

Clue II by rutgersjaffo	Mar 12th, 2008 10:00:42 AM
It turns out, Rambo did it...in the study, the kitchen, the library, the attic, and the dining room...with the candlestick, the rope, the lead pipe, the monkeywrench, the gun, the gun, and the gun.
Rambo should be The Equalizer by MontyPigeon	Mar 12th, 2008 10:00:54 AM
And while we are on the subject of Stallone: The next Rocky should be set around the 2012 Olympics with Ivan Drago training the Russian team and Rocky training the American team.
Rambo V: In The 'Burbs by Silverglade	Mar 12th, 2008 10:01:36 AM
"Stay off my grass or I'll give you a war you won't believe." "Garden for something or die for nothing." "This street is a warzone. You're not changing anything." "There are more shrubs out there.. find em.. or I'll find you."
John J. Rambo: Mrs. Doubtfire 2 by BilboRing	Mar 12th, 2008 10:01:42 AM

Dirty Rambo by theycallmemrglass	Mar 12th, 2008 10:02:42 AM
Dyo Fel lucky? Ugh er, Wul dya, punk?
Nacho John J. by BilboRing	Mar 12th, 2008 10:03:08 AM

Pretty in Camoflage by BilboRing	Mar 12th, 2008 10:04:46 AM

Many of you here have the EPIC MOVIE mentality. by GibsonUSA	Mar 12th, 2008 10:05:10 AM
That simply referencing another movie constitutes a joke. Hope you didnt bash Meet the SPartans. Just saying....
The Bad News Rambos by Darth Bauer	Mar 12th, 2008 10:05:14 AM

LOL@Busted Tees.com by Stalkeye	Mar 12th, 2008 10:05:34 AM
They just could'nt wait to come out with Gov Elliot Spitzer tee shirts (VIP Client no.9).Shit I'm gonna order me one. On a side note no more Rambo sequels, that last one was great and the ending went full circle with the supposed reunion between John and his Father and it was a good finale. Stallone, DON't DO IT!!
Sixteen Killings by Darth Bauer	Mar 12th, 2008 10:05:38 AM

Weekend at Rambo's by rutgersjaffo	Mar 12th, 2008 10:06:09 AM
This time, EVERYBODY is dead but John. He still has a party and surprisingly, it's the best of the season!
They Call Me Mr Rambo by theycallmemrglass	Mar 12th, 2008 10:06:37 AM

They Still Call Me Mr Rambo by theycallmemrglass	Mar 12th, 2008 10:07:03 AM

POWs in the Hood by BilboRing	Mar 12th, 2008 10:07:20 AM

They Also Call Me Has Been by theycallmemrglass	Mar 12th, 2008 10:07:43 AM

Burials Not Included by Darth Bauer	Mar 12th, 2008 10:07:57 AM

HA! by rutgersjaffo	Mar 12th, 2008 10:08:19 AM
I totally forgot about 'They Call Me Bruce' and 'They Still Call Me Bruce'! Nice one...
The Day the Earth Stood Rambo by BilboRing	Mar 12th, 2008 10:08:20 AM

Surf Rambos Must Die by BilboRing	Mar 12th, 2008 10:09:12 AM

Didn't Rambo 4 kind of stiff at the box office? by DARTH VOODOO	Mar 12th, 2008 10:09:40 AM
Don't get me wrong I love Stallone and the last Rambo + Rocky films were a lot of fun (espically the great Rocky Balboa) but didn't Rambo kind of stiff at the box office? The last I looked it had only taken in about $40 million in the United States. Is there an audience for another Rambo film?
Count Rambula by theycallmemrglass	Mar 12th, 2008 10:09:42 AM
Allow me to introduce myself. Ugh er, I am Count Rambula.
John Rambo's Day Off by pancomplex	Mar 12th, 2008 10:09:53 AM

Rambo vs Freddy by santi01	Mar 12th, 2008 10:10:36 AM

Jurassic Rambo by pancomplex	Mar 12th, 2008 10:10:52 AM

rutgersjaffo...How could you forget about "They Call Me Bruce" by Darth Bauer	Mar 12th, 2008 10:11:37 AM
and "They Still Call Me Bruce"?! "I can eat Sushi all day"
National Lampoon's Rambo Vacation by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 12th, 2008 10:12:35 AM
It's laughs galore as John Rambo and his elderly father trek across the country in an RV, seeing the sights and reconnecting after so many years apart. Too bad dad can't hold his urine and his anus leaks, and ZOMG terrorists have hijacked the RV!! But they forgot one thing--Rambo. And his father's colostomy bag. Okay, so that's two things. HOliday Roo-oooa--aaad!
John Rambo and The Half-Blood Prince by pancomplex	Mar 12th, 2008 10:12:43 AM

Rambo and Costello Meet Frankenstein by BilboRing	Mar 12th, 2008 10:12:51 AM

Bram Stoker's Rambo by pancomplex	Mar 12th, 2008 10:13:23 AM

E.T.: The Extra Testosterone by BilboRing	Mar 12th, 2008 10:14:03 AM

Ramboformer by santi01	Mar 12th, 2008 10:14:05 AM
Michael Bay creates a Rambo from the future that can transform into a machine gun, than back to roided out old man
Rambo & Hooch by pancomplex	Mar 12th, 2008 10:14:35 AM

I'd like to see Rambo meet John MacLane by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 12th, 2008 10:15:00 AM
It would be the fifth installment of both franchises, so just call it "Five."
Tango & Nash Pt.2 by santi01	Mar 12th, 2008 10:16:15 AM
Tango & Nash Meet Rambo! Stallone will play duel roles.
Dr. Seuss' How The Rambo Stole Christmas by Darth Bauer	Mar 12th, 2008 10:16:21 AM

Rambo vs. Weinstein's by Series7	Mar 12th, 2008 10:16:33 AM
I wonder how much last minute snipping the Brother Jew did to the best movie in the last five years? It was sad to see Rambo get trashed by hipper then thou critics with only enough backbone and balls to care that their hourly Starbucks is made exactly right. Any man that did not go ape shit while watching Rambo is banished to be a women. Sly deserves much more respect for caring about his life blood. Fucking todays action heores are too cool for there roles. Fucking Tobey Maguire crying about having to make another spiderman. OH I'm sorry you don't care about fans, or want to complain that you are better then the thing that made your name worth knowing. Its like Radiohead bitching about the song Creep.
Bill and Rambo's Excellent Adventure by BilboRing	Mar 12th, 2008 10:17:02 AM

Rambo Porno by Head In A Box	Mar 12th, 2008 10:17:05 AM
wait for it...... RAMBLOW! The thread can pretty much end here now.
The Rambo Next Door by pancomplex	Mar 12th, 2008 10:17:48 AM

Vietnam Is Burning by Darth Bauer	Mar 12th, 2008 10:18:29 AM

Nice, Head in A Box, Nice by santi01	Mar 12th, 2008 10:18:33 AM

Rambo Porno by Head In A Box	Mar 12th, 2008 10:18:50 AM
wait for it..... RAMBLOW! The thread can pretty much end here now.
That being said by Series7	Mar 12th, 2008 10:19:01 AM
I wounldn't mind a Mr. Rambo goes to Washington as long as its like Melvin Gibson's and Homer's version.
RAMBO QUEEN OF THE DESERT by alice 13	Mar 12th, 2008 10:20:12 AM
genre gender whatever.
Kramer Vs. Rambo by Darth Bauer	Mar 12th, 2008 10:21:09 AM

Cocoon III: Rambo Takes a Swim by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 12th, 2008 10:21:37 AM
Featuring music by Slayer...and Air Supply.
There Will Be First Blood by BrandonGK	Mar 12th, 2008 10:23:03 AM

This is fun, but we don't want to give Stallone... by FlickaPoo	Mar 12th, 2008 10:23:19 AM
...the wrong impression. Mr. Stallone...if you read this talkback...everyone is just having a little fun. Make Rambo 5...and make it rock!
Mr. Ramborium's Wonder Killtorium by Darth Bauer	Mar 12th, 2008 10:23:52 AM

Actually, Rambo has done alright globally by bullet3	Mar 12th, 2008 10:25:00 AM
Yes, it only made 42 million here, but it made another 50 million overseas. So while not an enormous success its made its money back, and I dvd sales will see a healthy profit.
First Blood In, First Blood Out: Bound By Honor by Darth Bauer	Mar 12th, 2008 10:25:10 AM

Rambotouille by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 12th, 2008 10:25:19 AM
Like Rocky Balboa, Rambo decides do open a restaurant, where he serves the finest Vietnamese and Thai dishes in Bouse, Arizona
Good one Darth by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 12th, 2008 10:26:30 AM
Wonder killtorium
Ramborat by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 12th, 2008 10:28:58 AM
"This is my sister! She is a prostitute! I'm going to kill her! BLAM No, really!"
Schindler's Fist by Darth Bauer	Mar 12th, 2008 10:29:55 AM
Isn't that a porno?
RamBourne by DerLanghaarige	Mar 12th, 2008 10:31:26 AM
He still kills lots of people but now you can't see what the fuck is going on. It will win an Oscar for best editing anyway.
Rambo Vs. Woodstock '69 by Darth Bauer	Mar 12th, 2008 10:31:37 AM

LOL@ RamBourne & Ramborat by Darth Bauer	Mar 12th, 2008 10:32:52 AM
Nice ones!
The Rambo Must Be Crazy by Bobo_Vision	Mar 12th, 2008 10:33:20 AM
Rambo discovers a coke bottle in America, and goes on a pilgrimage across the country to collect bottles in a shopping cart. The modern day story of a Vietnam Veteran.
Fast Times At Rambo High by Darth Bauer	Mar 12th, 2008 10:34:13 AM

Yours, Mine, & Rambo's by Darth Bauer	Mar 12th, 2008 10:35:49 AM

Killy High by Darth Bauer	Mar 12th, 2008 10:36:10 AM

Blade Rambo by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 12th, 2008 10:38:07 AM
Those replicants forgot one thing...Rambo.
Rambo Mask by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 12th, 2008 10:39:35 AM
Rocky Dennis was a social outcast at school with a dermatological problem. After being befriended by an aging Rambo, and a couple weeks at a shooting range, things are looking up
Kindergarten Rambo by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 12th, 2008 10:40:58 AM
CHILD: "I think I have a tumor!" RAMBO: "Fuck your tumor. Fuck this class. Fuck this school. Fuck the world."
Bride of Rambo by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 12th, 2008 10:42:32 AM
She's a MILF. She's divorced. She's psychotic with an itchy trigger finger. And now...she's in love.
Being John Rambovich by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 12th, 2008 10:43:26 AM
John Cusack stars as a gunshop manager who discovers a secret trap door...into the mind of RAMBO
Rambo: The Valet by BrandonGK	Mar 12th, 2008 10:46:30 AM
John Rambo finally realizes his dream of getting a job parking cars.
My stepmother is Rambo by CuervoJones	Mar 12th, 2008 10:47:45 AM
Vs Kramer.
QUANTUM OF SOLACE... FOR RAMBO! by vaudeville villain	Mar 12th, 2008 10:50:16 AM
watch as Rambo struggles to stay one step ahead of the CIA, terrorists and M whilst trying to keep his desire for retribution over a Burmese whore's death in check.
Death Wish by DocBosch	Mar 12th, 2008 10:51:39 AM
I agree that Rambo 5 will actually be a Death Wish remake. (1) Stallone has said (here at AICN in fact) that he will be remaking Death Wish, plus (2) he indicated that unlike Bronson's version, the main character will be a badass from the beginning. (3) Rambo 4 ended with him back in America. (3) Though Stallone said it would be genre bending, he mainly indicated that it won't be a war movie. Death Wish is definitely not a war movie, yet still in the capacity of the character.
Rambo becomes a gay cowboy on a fishing trip. by Stereotypical Evil Archer	Mar 12th, 2008 10:56:58 AM
I think riding the Brokeback Mountain cash-cow would be a mistake. Stallone, rethink this.... or you know, make it ultra violent.
Apocolypse Rambo by bobinnova	Mar 12th, 2008 10:58:32 AM
Rambo is the new Col. Kurtz. Shia Lebeouf is sent to go "terminate with extreme prejudice".
Harold & Kumar Vs. Rambo by Stereotypical Evil Archer	Mar 12th, 2008 10:58:42 AM

Fat Rambo Goes Nutzoid by nyj_et	Mar 12th, 2008 10:58:47 AM

Planet Rambo by Stereotypical Evil Archer	Mar 12th, 2008 11:00:02 AM

Bambo by theycallmemrglass	Mar 12th, 2008 11:00:15 AM
We made it, mother, we made it! Mother? Mother? Your mother wont be coming, Bambo. um..50 years later.. you killed my mother, urghh die you fucks, URRRGHHHer DIE
Capote & Rambo: the True Story by Stereotypical Evil Archer	Mar 12th, 2008 11:00:48 AM

My Name is Rambo... Bo Shambles by Stereotypical Evil Archer	Mar 12th, 2008 11:02:41 AM

LOL Darth Bauer by The Ghost of Marcus Brody	Mar 12th, 2008 11:02:49 AM

Rambo & Dungeons & Dragons by Stereotypical Evil Archer	Mar 12th, 2008 11:03:29 AM

And the award for best piss take title goes to: by theycallmemrglass	Mar 12th, 2008 11:04:01 AM
Opens letter..unfolds piece of paper..Abominable Snowcone for Being John Rambovich!
Rambo Vs. Creature From the Black Lagoon by Stereotypical Evil Archer	Mar 12th, 2008 11:04:17 AM

All Dogs Go To Rambo Heaven by The Ghost of Marcus Brody	Mar 12th, 2008 11:05:42 AM

The Rambo Job by Gabba-UK	Mar 12th, 2008 11:06:00 AM
'Your only suposed to blow his bloody head off!!!' Just discovered that my iPhone also auto caps Rambo. It knows the legend that is Rambo. Good call Apple.
but seriously Sly, by The Ghost of Marcus Brody	Mar 12th, 2008 11:07:44 AM
whatever it is make sure it has "Last Blood" in the title.
Rambo and John McClane in The Apple Dumpling Gang by bobinnova	Mar 12th, 2008 11:07:54 AM
Yippie-kay-yay mother fucker
THE BIG RAMBOWSKI by mr dark	Mar 12th, 2008 11:08:13 AM
Walter your out of your element. Dude pass the joint or die!!
Some ideas... by epitone	Mar 12th, 2008 11:08:53 AM
LITTLE MISS RAMBO -- Rambo decides to enter the "Mr. Thailand" contest, but he's going to have drag along his whole dysfunctional mercenary family, rocket launchers and all. YO, JUNO -- That darn precocious teen is pregnant again, but this time she teams up with her long-lost Uncle Rambo to fly to the Far East and give birth there. Jungle-based hijinks ensue. NO COUNTRY FOR OLD RAMBO -- This time, Anton Chigur has met his match.
Possible plot by bobdog	Mar 12th, 2008 11:10:22 AM
Rambo takes a roadtrip across america and meets a lot of people and watches in distaste as several cultural phenomena presents theirself. He is an outsider, an outsider on a lawmnmover with mounted machineguns. In the end he saves a kid from some bad guys and adopts it. Next up is Rambo trying to deal with fatherhood. Ok, I have no idea....
Don't Tell Rambo the Babysitter's Dead by vaudeville villain	Mar 12th, 2008 11:10:23 AM
"you know there's more babysitters out there and you know where they are. find'em. or i'll find you."
Tyler Perry's Rambo 5 With Tyler Perry by IAmJack'sUserID	Mar 12th, 2008 11:11:16 AM

the shootist! by ironic_name	Mar 12th, 2008 11:11:21 AM
what.
rambo IX: the botoxening by ironic_name	Mar 12th, 2008 11:12:35 AM

ramboshamon by ironic_name	Mar 12th, 2008 11:12:47 AM

Funny Farm II by bobinnova	Mar 12th, 2008 11:13:35 AM
At the end of "Rambo", he's seen walking towards his father's farmhouse. His father? Chevy Chase!!! Hilarity ensues. CUE THE DEER!
rambo = obamr by ironic_name	Mar 12th, 2008 11:13:48 AM
think about that!
rambo = obamr by ironic_name	Mar 12th, 2008 11:13:55 AM
think about that
Rambo 5: the Battle for Endor by lucky slevin	Mar 12th, 2008 11:14:06 AM
Rambo 5: the Battle for Endor
Batman & Rambo by uhitmeintheear	Mar 12th, 2008 11:14:48 AM
Batman, feeling that Robin is a bit of a pansy takes on a new side kick.
Last by uhitmeintheear	Mar 12th, 2008 11:15:09 AM
Last!
Last it's the new first. by uhitmeintheear	Mar 12th, 2008 11:15:29 AM

JJ Abrams' Star Trek: The Wrath of Rambo by Johnny Smith	Mar 12th, 2008 11:17:48 AM

Buckaroo Rambonzai by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 12th, 2008 11:18:20 AM
Killing across the 8th Dimension!
No Country for Old Rambo by satman83	Mar 12th, 2008 11:18:57 AM

Rambo 5 - The New Batch by SpencerTrilby	Mar 12th, 2008 11:18:58 AM
I loved the last one, but the ending was so fitting I hope Sly won't spoil it with an unnecessary fifth episode. Should I remind you what happened the last time Sly tried to milk a franchise too much?
The last Rambo of Scotland by satman83	Mar 12th, 2008 11:19:38 AM

The lives of Rambo by satman83	Mar 12th, 2008 11:19:56 AM

Rambo of Arabia by satman83	Mar 12th, 2008 11:20:12 AM

Rambo of the dead by satman83	Mar 12th, 2008 11:20:28 AM

RAMBO HO-TEP by satman83	Mar 12th, 2008 11:20:47 AM

Mr. Rambo Goes To Washington by ImMorganFreeman	Mar 12th, 2008 11:21:03 AM
...and he gets shit done! That or Rambo 'n Da Hood! Or Rambo in Space. ok, I'm just substituting Rambo for Leprechaun
Team Rambo World Police by satman83	Mar 12th, 2008 11:21:18 AM

Teenage Mutant Ninja Rambo by satman83	Mar 12th, 2008 11:21:39 AM

Rambo & Robin by satman83	Mar 12th, 2008 11:21:59 AM

They Call Me Mr. Rambo by Kloipy	Mar 12th, 2008 11:22:06 AM

To Rambo a Mocingbird by satman83	Mar 12th, 2008 11:22:23 AM

Bandana and the Angry Inch by Kloipy	Mar 12th, 2008 11:22:39 AM

Rambo Confidential by satman83	Mar 12th, 2008 11:22:54 AM

Michel Goundry's Rambeau by Spandau Belly	Mar 12th, 2008 11:23:07 AM
Rambo goes crazy from post-tramatic stress disorder and finds redemption in a mental institution full of loveable inmates who all put on goofy little plays satyrizing 80s action movies and make little handcrafts and imagine them coming to life and killing each other Happy Tree Friends style.
Rambo Brockovich by satman83	Mar 12th, 2008 11:23:20 AM

Finding Rambo by satman83	Mar 12th, 2008 11:24:17 AM

Rambo DVD with 40mn of extra footage by Gorgomel	Mar 12th, 2008 11:24:34 AM
Video: Enchanced Widescreen for 16x9 TV, COLOR Language: English, French, Spanish Subtitles: English, Spanish Features Both original theatrical feature and 130mn director's cut Full-length audio commentary by Sylvester Stallone Making Rambo featurette Exclusive still galleries - over 460 images 10 Deleted scenes 8 added scenes trailers and tv spots date of release : May 27, 2008
Rambo: First Tear by Kloipy	Mar 12th, 2008 11:24:50 AM
Taste the salty pain
rambo vs. the bank by livahd	Mar 12th, 2008 11:25:22 AM
foreclosing on the house he grew up in, just as he reconnects with his dad, who's more of a hippy than Michael Caine in children of men
Spandau that was hilarious by Kloipy	Mar 12th, 2008 11:25:39 AM
"It's not Rambo anymore, it eez Rambeau"
Prision Flick by gusradio	Mar 12th, 2008 11:26:35 AM
Bet you anything.
Eagle Vs Shark Vs Rambo by Kloipy	Mar 12th, 2008 11:26:50 AM
No matter who wins, we lose
RamBoca by Kloipy	Mar 12th, 2008 11:27:53 AM
he's saving the green by shedding the red
Ro Sham Bo: Rambo by Stereotypical Evil Archer	Mar 12th, 2008 11:28:34 AM

Rambo: Mission Accomplished by Kloipy	Mar 12th, 2008 11:30:49 AM
now he can go retire at the Crawford Ranch
John J. Rambo in Mannequin by Kloipy	Mar 12th, 2008 11:31:52 AM

All Kidding Aside by bobinnova	Mar 12th, 2008 11:33:51 AM
Make the documentary "Rambo: The Real Vietnam Vets" and have Sly interview the men and women that came home and into a different war.
MY DINNER WITH RAMBO. by Nosferatu Jones	Mar 12th, 2008 11:35:04 AM

MY FAIR RAMBO. by Nosferatu Jones	Mar 12th, 2008 11:35:52 AM

NO COUNTRY FOR OLD RAMBOS. by Nosferatu Jones	Mar 12th, 2008 11:36:32 AM
Which could have been Part 4, no?
D-Tox 2: Rambo Vs Botox by CuervoJones	Mar 12th, 2008 11:36:39 AM

RAMBO RAIN MAN. by Nosferatu Jones	Mar 12th, 2008 11:37:35 AM
Wapner!
Rambo and the Argonauts by pearlanddean	Mar 12th, 2008 11:37:45 AM
Rambo melts Talos down for ammo and f*cks those harpies seven ways from Sunday.
Rambo of Green Gables by Kloipy	Mar 12th, 2008 11:38:27 AM

Rambo vs. Ace Hunter by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 12th, 2008 11:42:04 AM
Deeds Not Words Meets Bleeds and Hurts
Rambro by Kloipy	Mar 12th, 2008 11:42:38 AM
a buddy comedy where the stoic Rambo is teamed up with a wild and crazy african-american Martin Lawrence, and a mischevous but loveable little tyke, to go on a caper to find George Washington's missing golden toothbrush!
Rambo's Excellent Adventure by pearlanddean	Mar 12th, 2008 11:42:41 AM
Rambo drags Keanu into a phone booth and kicks him in the kidneys for a full 40min
Rambo and Santa vs. The Martians by GrandMuffTarkin	Mar 12th, 2008 11:42:54 AM
Santa Claus: Killed in Vietnam
Rambowfinger by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 12th, 2008 11:45:07 AM
The US special forces sent a man they thought was John Rambo on a special mission. Now, only the real John Rambo can stop him, before laughter ensues and bladder control is lost
RamboCop by CuervoJones	Mar 12th, 2008 11:45:13 AM
Dead or alive, i´m your worst nightmare.
Rambo in the Time of Cholera by Kloipy	Mar 12th, 2008 11:46:08 AM

John Dirt by Kloipy	Mar 12th, 2008 11:47:25 AM
he's a loveable redneck with a fancy for poo jokes
RamBring It On by GrandMuffTarkin	Mar 12th, 2008 11:48:12 AM
I put the War in "Whore"
Logan's Rambo by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 12th, 2008 11:48:34 AM
Welcome to the 23rd Century, where overpopulation means that at age 30, Rambo's comin' ta get YOU
Children of the Kchorn by Kloipy	Mar 12th, 2008 11:49:20 AM
oh wait that's Tony Jaa's epic baby elephant movie
Rambo of Nazareth by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 12th, 2008 11:49:46 AM
Good luck crucifying him. Coming this summer
Ramboing for Columbine by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 12th, 2008 11:51:15 AM
Kids are shooting up schools. Guns in the classrooms. How to stop it? Get a bigger gun
Rambo Without a Cause by Kloipy	Mar 12th, 2008 11:51:36 AM

Life of Rambo by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 12th, 2008 11:52:53 AM
If you don't bring out yer dead, HE will
The Rambo House Rules by Kloipy	Mar 12th, 2008 11:54:27 AM

Disney/Pixar Presents...Finding Rambo by r_number6	Mar 12th, 2008 11:54:33 AM
A Fish Called Rambo... Rambo Hears a Who The possibilities are endless!
Chitty Chitty Rambo by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 12th, 2008 11:54:41 AM
Dying never sounded so good! Dancing into your heart this summer
Rambo's Sense of Snow by Kloipy	Mar 12th, 2008 11:56:08 AM
he is unique and beautiful
Men In Pieces in Trees by Haggisboy	Mar 12th, 2008 11:57:52 AM

A Rambo in the Sun by Kloipy	Mar 12th, 2008 11:57:59 AM
he shall never go hungry again!
Blood Falling on Cedars by Haggisboy	Mar 12th, 2008 11:58:11 AM

How Bloody is My Valley by Haggisboy	Mar 12th, 2008 11:59:17 AM

The good, Thge Bad and The RAMBO!!! by Lanceloco	Mar 12th, 2008 12:00:31 PM

Rampage Point by Haggisboy	Mar 12th, 2008 12:00:41 PM

One Angry Man by Haggisboy	Mar 12th, 2008 12:01:59 PM

RamBlow by Kloipy	Mar 12th, 2008 12:05:30 PM
he's addicted....to killing
Rambo vs Rocky by chuffsterUK	Mar 12th, 2008 12:06:14 PM
Rambo is now an all American Hero,Rocky wants another shot at making money,the two guys meet in the ring and realise they're long lost twins,too late,as Rambo goes into pyscho mode and guts Rocky like a fish,just as Rockys fatal punch dislocates his brain.THE END.
It's a Rambo, Rambo, Rambo, Rambo, Rambo, Rambo, Rambo World by Bor	Mar 12th, 2008 12:07:24 PM
Dig up Phil Harris!!!!!
Retire already by metaluna	Mar 12th, 2008 12:10:41 PM
ya big slurring lunk. The only good film you've ever been in is Copland (oh and the first Rocky. Shoulda stopped right there fella but nooo... had to make more didn't ya?) and that just took advantage of your acting 'style'. For all those wanting another Rambo movie that's more extreme than the last pile of poop, just get a video camera and film yourself hacking away at some left over cow's carcass with a big machete. It's the same thing. That ought to get that rampant male testosterone out of you. Go ahead, try it, then maybe we can watch some films with our brains in gear, instead of that waste of screen time.
He Shoot's Vietnamese, Doesn't He by Haggisboy	Mar 12th, 2008 12:11:04 PM

28 Bodies Later by Haggisboy	Mar 12th, 2008 12:11:27 PM

Rambo vs Alien vs Preditor vs Jason vs Freddy by NOVAJimBo	Mar 12th, 2008 12:12:36 PM
I already bought my ticket.
Rambo Reloaded by Dogma_Jedi	Mar 12th, 2008 12:13:04 PM

RHINESTONE RAMBO by zer0cool2k2	Mar 12th, 2008 12:13:23 PM
Dolly teaches Rambo to sing for the vets, as he and Dolly join a USO troup visiting Iraq. Once there, John J finds where the WMD's are hidden and ass-kicking commences!
I can read Swedish by BenBraddock	Mar 12th, 2008 12:13:55 PM
and chew gum at the same time, that makes me feel smart. Metro is a freebie daily. It's not exactly the Times but it's not the National Enquirer either (ie they don't make stuff up) Though they do reveal that he was seen leaving a Beverly Hills plastic surgery clinic the other day - with accompanying frightening photo of plastic looking Sly. So anyway, this is a brief Q&A between them and Sly, published on the 6th of March to publicise the movie which only just came out here.. FINALLY! Long fucking wait.. The English quote about Rambo 5 is a perfect translation, they didn't skip any info. The previous questions are all the standard ones about the film. Though just before asking him about another Rambo sequel they do ask him if he's not a bit past-it now, and he says something interesting (and a little cryptic): "Because of undertakings I have made, I have to make a few more movies. But when it comes to acting there's actually not that much more I can do. Over the past years I've done almost all I can. So instead of repeating myself i prefer to direct and write." And then we get our Rambo 5 answer.. Maybe we're gonna see a Rambo do a Dr.Who and change form? But then again, Sly told us he never heard of Dr.Who, right? ;-)
Rambo vs. by santi01	Mar 12th, 2008 12:14:29 PM
Alien vs Preditor vs Jason vs Freddy vs Michael Myers
Rambo Revolutions by Dogma_Jedi	Mar 12th, 2008 12:14:35 PM

Drillbit Rambo: How It's Done by Haggisboy	Mar 12th, 2008 12:15:07 PM

Bedknobs and Survival Knives by BilboRing	Mar 12th, 2008 12:15:21 PM

Indiana Rambo the Temple of Boom by roadrunnerxf	Mar 12th, 2008 12:16:40 PM

Live Free or die Rambo by zer0cool2k2	Mar 12th, 2008 12:16:45 PM
Rambo with a vengeance Rambo Harder Die Rambo
The Passion of The Rambo by Dogma_Jedi	Mar 12th, 2008 12:16:47 PM

The Passion of The Rambo by Dogma_Jedi	Mar 12th, 2008 12:16:49 PM

Bill and Ted and Rambo's Bloody Adventure by Haggisboy	Mar 12th, 2008 12:16:54 PM

Lethal Rambo by zer0cool2k2	Mar 12th, 2008 12:17:19 PM

Chinky Chinky Bang Bang by Haggisboy	Mar 12th, 2008 12:17:57 PM

Beverly Hills Rambo

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