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Rambo, Again
by LordAcoustic
Mar 12th, 2008
08:21:13 AM
As far as I am concerned Rambo will always be a non-thinking killing machine
Either I got lucky
by LordAcoustic
Mar 12th, 2008
08:21:46 AM
or no one cares about this story to be first!
Uh.......?
by ghostie1
Mar 12th, 2008
08:22:20 AM
I like Rambo. do I win a prize for saying "FIRST!!!!!!!!!"?
Romantic Comedy Rambo?
by skycrapper
Mar 12th, 2008
08:22:41 AM
Anyone?
Rambo in Space
by thinboyslim.
Mar 12th, 2008
08:23:28 AM
seriously, it'll be Rambo against terrorists aka Die Hard 5: John By Any Other Name
SENSITIVE RAMBO
by the new transported man
Mar 12th, 2008
08:27:49 AM
they underestimated Rambo
RAMBO DIES IN A VA HOSPITAL
by Mullah Omar
Mar 12th, 2008
08:28:00 AM
It would certainly be appropriate to have Rambo finally go back to the US, get terminally ill, and die painfully in a decrepit and underfunded VA hospital - left for dead one last time by the government.

But that would be depressing. Maybe RAMBO: PET DETECTIVE would be more fun.
All The Making of the Terminator Talkbalk
by bobinnova
Mar 12th, 2008
08:29:04 AM
Let's just call it T4: Rambo vs. Terminator and tie the two together.
Brokeback Rambo
by NeilF
Mar 12th, 2008
08:29:47 AM
...that would certainly take Rambo to another genre!
Disney's Rambo
by deanamatronix
Mar 12th, 2008
08:30:31 AM
Complete with wise-cracking owl side-kick and full musical numbers
Bring it ON!...let Rambo disembowel every genre...
by FlickaPoo
Mar 12th, 2008
08:34:14 AM
...some will be great and some will suck but I'll sit through all of them......maybe Rambo should walk the earth and jump through time like Samurai Jack...righting wrongs with just his knife and bandana...got my 12 bucks right here...
Rambo Vs. The Flying Saucers
by DerLanghaarige
Mar 12th, 2008
08:35:41 AM
But I guess with "another genre" he just means that it will be more like a drama. Or maybe the "Rambo Vs. Street Gangs"-movie, that has been rumoured by the end of the 90's or so.
Rambo Vs Chewbacca On The Moon...
by LordPorkington
Mar 12th, 2008
08:36:31 AM
This shit writes itself.
Rambo vs. Rocky vs. Alien vs. Predator....
by ChrisTuckersOnlyFan
Mar 12th, 2008
08:39:02 AM
RAMBO = PUNISHER
by Sailor Rip
Mar 12th, 2008
08:39:13 AM
I could see an inner city vigalante revenge flick. Rambo befriends a stripper, stripper get's killed by drug dealers, Rambo goes ape poopy.
Rambo 5: Snow Falling on Bleeders
by Kloipy
Mar 12th, 2008
08:39:27 AM
In Rambo 5, John Rambo decides to atone for all the murder in his life by giving a red rose to the widows of all his victims. Will he find love in Rosa Pascall, a woman with a heart of stone after the loss of her husband? Find out this summer
More RAMBO!!!Bring it on Sly!
by travis-dane
Mar 12th, 2008
08:40:07 AM
Let him find out what happend to Trautman.
Memiors of a Rambo
by dr sauch
Mar 12th, 2008
08:40:13 AM
Stop or Rambo's Mom Will Shoot
by bobinnova
Mar 12th, 2008
08:42:58 AM
Rambo is Under the Tuscan Sun:2
by just pillow talk
Mar 12th, 2008
08:43:21 AM
Suffice to say, any Italian chicks that decide to have a fling with Rambo don't discard him so easily.
Pretty Rambo
by just pillow talk
Mar 12th, 2008
08:44:37 AM
Romance and hi-jinks ensue when Rambo meets Mr. Right. Can their two worlds co-exist?
When Rambo Met Sally
by Shigeru
Mar 12th, 2008
08:44:49 AM
and shot her through the neck with an arrow "I hate you Rambo, I really hate you"
Rambo vs Cloverfield
by quantize
Mar 12th, 2008
08:44:50 AM
seeing John Rambo disembowel those yuppie wankers would be like a full refund :-)
How to lose a Rambo in ten days
by just pillow talk
Mar 12th, 2008
08:45:13 AM
Answer: you don't.
IRON MACHETE CHEF AMERICA
by BringingSexyBack
Mar 12th, 2008
08:45:45 AM
Rambo skewers the competition! For realz!
One semi-sensible way to go...
by FlickaPoo
Mar 12th, 2008
08:46:04 AM
...Rambo Vs. Something Supernatural that Might Just be in his Head...sort of like The Jacket...post traumatic stress finally getting to him and all...
Rambo vs. the Volcano
by just pillow talk
Mar 12th, 2008
08:46:13 AM
Rambo: 1

Volcano: 0

EAT DRINK MAN WOMAN
by BringingSexyBack
Mar 12th, 2008
08:46:54 AM
Literally! Goooo Rambo!
JOHN WOO's RAMBO
by GibsonUSA
Mar 12th, 2008
08:47:28 AM
Make it happen. :P (please)
Rambo wears Prada
by just pillow talk
Mar 12th, 2008
08:47:39 AM
Rambo never looked so good snapping the bad guys' necks!
Rambo vs. the Volcano
by Shigeru
Mar 12th, 2008
08:48:09 AM
LOL Rambo would take a dump in the volcano, only his dump would be a grenade, and his dump-grenade would be the most powerful one ever, and it would explode the volcano.
Scent of a Rambo
by just pillow talk
Mar 12th, 2008
08:48:17 AM
Can you smell the manliness?
JOHN RAMBO OF MARS !!!
by Nosferatu Jones
Mar 12th, 2008
08:48:57 AM
Has a better chance of being made than this JOHN CARTER business that's been on the boards forever...
Rambo, Me, and Dupree
by just pillow talk
Mar 12th, 2008
08:49:18 AM
Finally someone skewers that fucker Dupree.
Rambo Brite
by Kloipy
Mar 12th, 2008
08:49:34 AM
Ride this Rambo to Rambotown
UNHYGENIC RAMBO
by the new transported man
Mar 12th, 2008
08:49:53 AM
Richard Crenna talked him down
Is he serious?
by andyman3000
Mar 12th, 2008
08:50:26 AM
Surely he can do all about he can with the guy, shifting its genre ain't going to make any difference when it comes to box office earnings. I love the guy and I knda wanted Rambo 4, just to see where he'd been and what he'd been upto all these years but a fifth is heading for disaster.
Most Talkback movie title names are uncreative
by GibsonUSA
Mar 12th, 2008
08:50:33 AM
but I must admit "Pretty Rambo" made me laugh
Rambo in Disney's "Shakiest Gun In the West"
by bobinnova
Mar 12th, 2008
08:50:43 AM
Rambo and Lyrics
by just pillow talk
Mar 12th, 2008
08:51:54 AM
ra-ta-tat-tat!
PROJECT RAMBO RUNWAY
by BringingSexyBack
Mar 12th, 2008
08:52:03 AM
Right. Like Heide's gonna auf John Rambo.
Translation...
by Atropos
Mar 12th, 2008
08:52:30 AM
The quote in Starpulse is your basic word-for-word translation of what Stallone told Metro about the 5th Rambo film. The rest of the interview is about the 4th film.
Tango & Cash & Rambo & Jack Burton
by Sailor Rip
Mar 12th, 2008
08:52:32 AM
They would use some mirrors or something.
Rambo vs. Chuck Norris
by skycrapper
Mar 12th, 2008
08:52:36 AM
It would never be seen because all the movie projectors would explode with awsomeness.
Just a thought...
by rutgersjaffo
Mar 12th, 2008
08:52:39 AM
In the Cloverfield sequel, who does the military call in to stop the beast? RAMBO--the force of freedom!!! Coming to a theater near you: Cloverfield II: Ramboned!
Rambo: 24
by ciroslive
Mar 12th, 2008
08:52:42 AM
Its probably just Rambo in the big city fighting terrorists using modern technology...
Fox presents "American Rambo"
by bobinnova
Mar 12th, 2008
08:53:27 AM
Arnold, Bruce, and Sly host a talent competition of who will be the next action star.
Rambo Vs. Guantanamo Bay...
by FlickaPoo
Mar 12th, 2008
08:53:51 AM
...FUCK prison camps...even when they're ours...
RAMBO 4 PROVED STALONE IS THE KING OF THE GENRE
by BendersShinyAss
Mar 12th, 2008
08:54:17 AM
I can not over rate this film enough. I watched it on a whim (as i love the first film, but not the other 2 so much) and I was absolutely amazed at just how fucking good, exciting, touching, and heart felt it was as a film

I've since seen the film 6 times over and I just cannot wait to see it again on DVD. it was just a classy film that i highly recommend to everyone

it's THAT fucking good and I urge the haters to give me a good reason why

sarah connor chronicles are also pretty fucking good. makes the 3rd film hang it's head in shame!

RAMBO DOES DALLAS
by BringingSexyBack
Mar 12th, 2008
08:54:56 AM
Mr. Greenfeld better pony up more than $20. Rambo needs a ticket to the bigtime!
I'd also like to say
by BendersShinyAss
Mar 12th, 2008
08:55:08 AM
I prey to heaven & hell indi 4 is as good of a sequel as Rambo was to it's own franchise!
Gender shifting?
by ebolamonkey
Mar 12th, 2008
08:55:19 AM
I think that's an awesome idea!
Breakfast at Rambo's
by just pillow talk
Mar 12th, 2008
08:55:23 AM
Today's special: kicking ass with a side order of decapitation.
Rambo wears Panda
by David Cloverfield
Mar 12th, 2008
08:55:52 AM
Vietnam veterans brutal rampage through the last remaining members of endangered species in a wildlife preserve. Rambo Vs. Panda Bear, Rambo Vs. Siberian Tiger... the possibilities are mind blowing
It would be kickASS to have a patriotic name.
by GibsonUSA
Mar 12th, 2008
08:56:37 AM
With G.I. Joe going international, it would be ballsy and awesome to have Sly give Rambo an unapologetic patriotic name, at least for domestic release.

Something like "American" would be fantastic.
Rambo in Pink
by just pillow talk
Mar 12th, 2008
08:57:04 AM
Odds are better than good that Rambo will end up getting the high school hunk.
What Rambo Wants
by just pillow talk
Mar 12th, 2008
08:57:46 AM
Guns. Lots of them.
Rambo's all that
by ianrewel
Mar 12th, 2008
08:58:37 AM
Rambo is the cute but insecure girl with glasses who Freddie Prinze Jr. has to take to the prom to win a bet
Mullah Omar
by enderandrew
Mar 12th, 2008
08:59:17 AM
I think you've got it right. I think the next story is what war has done to the man over the years.
Gibson- how about 9/11 Rambo?
by Kloipy
Mar 12th, 2008
08:59:49 AM
Hope Sly returns here - Talkback is Good Luck!!
by GibsonUSA
Mar 12th, 2008
09:01:00 AM
He spent 20 days here for Rocky Balboa....made over $70 million.

He spent 10 days here for Rambo 4....made over $40 million.

If he chills with us for a month next time imagine what would happen!! (:P)
Or maybe...
by rutgersjaffo
Mar 12th, 2008
09:02:10 AM
The Goonies get back together one more time to save the Goondocks with a little help from their new neighbor John Rambo! Hey you guuuuuyysss!!!!
DIABLO CODY'S JONNY
by BringingSexyBack
Mar 12th, 2008
09:03:11 AM
Killin's as easy as blogging.
Rambo 5: Death Wish
by stellarhaze
Mar 12th, 2008
09:05:36 AM
How amazingly cool would a Death Wish movie be with Rambo as Charles Bronson? I would pay $10 to see the that. Rambo in an urban environment with his bow. Rock on!
Perfect!!!
by rutgersjaffo
Mar 12th, 2008
09:05:43 AM
Sly Stallone stars as John Rambo in: The LAST Day of the Dead: Judgment Day! This time, the dead STAY dead!
Driving Mr. Rambo
by Sailor Rip
Mar 12th, 2008
09:07:38 AM
When love is at the wheel get ready for the ride of your life.
Pretty Rambo......walkin' down the street....
by GibsonUSA
Mar 12th, 2008
09:08:19 AM
Pretty Rambo...gotta kill to eat...

You know how those people actually complained about the glimpse of an American flag in the Indy trailer....in Rambo 5 lets have it all over the place!
The Pacifier 2: Rambo Bugaloo
by Secretagentnumber6
Mar 12th, 2008
09:09:46 AM
Just A Thought.
Maybe, just maybe...
by onephatnelly
Mar 12th, 2008
09:09:57 AM
..Rambo goes to Bragg to become a drill instructor - to turn the next generation of cannon fodder into war machines. Or it could just be a load of bollocks.
go to youtube and search....
by BendersShinyAss
Mar 12th, 2008
09:10:01 AM
rambo vs war on terror. FUNNY funny shit
Or maybe...
by rutgersjaffo
Mar 12th, 2008
09:11:39 AM
Rambo v. Predator v. Alien. In space, thankfully, no one can hear you speak...
Rambo is Legend
by theycallmemrglass
Mar 12th, 2008
09:11:41 AM
"Manuscript"??
by Mister Man
Mar 12th, 2008
09:12:27 AM
He said that? REALLY? Is he using his quill and ink. as well?
'Reservoir Rambos'
by rutgersjaffo
Mar 12th, 2008
09:13:44 AM
'Hey yo, why I gotta be Mr. Pink, you know?'
Bridges over Rambo County
by just pillow talk
Mar 12th, 2008
09:14:27 AM
The county is up in arms because Rambo keeps blowing up the bridges (due to flashbacks), and they keep having to build them back up.
Rambo and the Chocolate Factory
by rutgersjaffo
Mar 12th, 2008
09:16:52 AM
Convinced that the Oompa Loompas are really 'Charlie,' John Rambo teaches Mr. Wonka a stern lesson about employing illegals. Timely with issues of xenophobia, labor issues, and the expanding global economy! Oooooo....
RAMBO & CASH
by vaudeville villain
Mar 12th, 2008
09:16:59 AM
Burma and L.A.'s top rival cops are going to have to work together... even if it kills them!
LOL rutgersjaffo
by just pillow talk
Mar 12th, 2008
09:17:49 AM
oompa loompas are charlie...
Rambo - Last man on Earth
by theycallmemrglass
Mar 12th, 2008
09:18:33 AM
Fighting Zombies - A take on A am Legend or Omega man. Could work. But I doubt That is what Stallone is thinking of. Thing is this, if he is writing another genre, why write Rambo into it? Maybe the next film will be an espianage film where Rambo is not the star but a mentor or even master to a prodigee who. Whatever, this is one of the more fun areas of speculations recently.
The Rocky Horror Rambo Show
by Redc40
Mar 12th, 2008
09:19:49 AM
I see you shiver with antici.....................pat ion!!
Tu Wong Fu, Thanks for Everything...John Rambo!
by rutgersjaffo
Mar 12th, 2008
09:21:53 AM
John Rambo unleashes his inner tranny on a cross-country drive reuniting him with Wesley Snipes and Bridgette Nielsen. You'll laugh, you'll love, you'll learn!
Rambo Horse Whisperer
by Abominable Snowcone
Mar 12th, 2008
09:22:19 AM
Rambo inherits his father's farm after good ol' dad passes away. He spends time training horses as he ponders the relationship he never really got to have, mostly because he refused to come home.
RAMBO'S ATONEMENT
by BringingSexyBack
Mar 12th, 2008
09:22:42 AM
Rambo: "Atone this you bastards!!"
Rambo-in-Law
by just pillow talk
Mar 12th, 2008
09:23:07 AM
J Lo thought she met the perfect man, until she realizes Rambo is his father. Blood and carnage follow her to the wedding alter.
Rambo vs Freddy vs Jason?
by Mooly
Mar 12th, 2008
09:23:34 AM
Actually, I think people have already touched on what it would be. The 24 or Die Hard angle seems the most logical if Stallone cares even remotely about the character being taken seriously. Rambo vs. terrorists will be the likely scenario.
Last Rambo In Paris
by Redc40
Mar 12th, 2008
09:24:03 AM
Rated NC-17 for extreme sexual content and unshaven armpits
Rambo vs Predator would probably work
by Jubba
Mar 12th, 2008
09:24:59 AM
If it didn't suck...which it probably would.
Rambo 5 will be...
by professor murder
Mar 12th, 2008
09:25:31 AM
Well, John ends the last story by walking towards the farm, supposedly his dads, right?

Upon the reunion, his dad will tell John that he has a younger brother, and that he kinda strayed into the criminal world, but before he got out, was framed and is now an innocent in prison!

Rambo, already have done enough in life to accept death, robs a bank so that he is put into the same prison as his brother. Now it's time for Rambo to break him out!!!........wait, this was a TV show you say????? oh nevermind.

WAIT! Did the prisonbreak tv show have anyone tearing out every opposers throat and impaling their bodies onto rusty pipes while using a giant monkeywrench to score a homerun with their heads!????!!!

There's somthing about Rambo
by just pillow talk
Mar 12th, 2008
09:25:43 AM
Even Bret Farve couldn't resist the manliness...
Son of Rambo . . .
by kevinwillis.net
Mar 12th, 2008
09:25:56 AM
Oh, wait. That's been done. Fifth Blood has a nice ring to it, though.
The Further Adventures of Tennessee Buck . . .
by kevinwillis.net
Mar 12th, 2008
09:26:43 AM
No, I guess that's been done, too.
Rambo v Predator
by DevilCat
Mar 12th, 2008
09:27:04 AM
Sci Fi
Rambo and the Bear
by Redc40
Mar 12th, 2008
09:27:34 AM
You know you want it Evigan!
Who is John Rambo, And Why Is He Saying . . .
by kevinwillis.net
Mar 12th, 2008
09:27:43 AM
These Terrible Things About Me, Before He Shoots Me Through the Neck with a Cross Bow?

Yeah, that's kind of a mouthful.
Fistfull of Rambo
by kevinwillis.net
Mar 12th, 2008
09:28:12 AM
I'd see that movie.
Pulp Rambo
by Redc40
Mar 12th, 2008
09:28:49 AM
John Rambo and the Gimp get medieval on the Vietcong in the basement
Mr. Rambo Goes to Washington...with a Gun
by rutgersjaffo
Mar 12th, 2008
09:29:07 AM
Much closer to Homer Simpson's version of the classic!
Midnight Rambo
by TheManWithTooManyNames
Mar 12th, 2008
09:29:39 AM
A frustrated John Rambo gives up life on the farm and heads to New York City in the hope of leading the life of a "kept" man. The naive Rambo meets the emotionally-crippled Chuck "Ratso" Norris, a third-rate actor who easily tricks him out of twenty dollars by offering to introduce Rambo to a retired army colonel, who instead turns out to be a religious fanatic.

Sorry, I’ve been cutting and pasting this shit from Wikipedia. I feel as dirty as Michael Bay.
Rambotouille . . .
by kevinwillis.net
Mar 12th, 2008
09:29:53 AM
Rambo helps an inept janitor become a famous French chef by controlling him with various headlocks and precisely placed arrows to manipulate his actions.
Battle Rambo
by Redc40
Mar 12th, 2008
09:31:45 AM
John Rambo runs an island where snarky, disobidient junior high schoolers re-enact his favorite booby traps and dirty tricks - on each other! And the last one standing gets a cameo in the next Rambo movie.
RAMB*O
by kevinwillis.net
Mar 12th, 2008
09:31:50 AM
After seven hundred years of cleaning up dead bodies on an abandoned earth (what he was made for), a curious Rambo discovers what he was meant for.
Rambo in the Rain
by kevinwillis.net
Mar 12th, 2008
09:33:22 AM
A musical throwback to a more innocent time. Rambo the Musical! It'll be a sensation.
walking tall
by ironic_name
Mar 12th, 2008
09:34:14 AM
or rambo as a bad guy, who stalks his sweethart after 40 years absence.

kills himself.

Rambo Nanny 911
by BilboRing
Mar 12th, 2008
09:34:24 AM
Beverly Hills Rambo
by just pillow talk
Mar 12th, 2008
09:34:31 AM
Banana in the tailpipe? Try some C-4 instead!
Mullah Omar, sounds like Rambo Flew Over The...
by FlickaPoo
Mar 12th, 2008
09:35:04 AM
...Cuckoo's Nest. If nurse Ratchett or Kratchett or whatever the hell her name was tries to put saltpeter in Rambo's meds he will be PISSED...
The Gods get a bad case of buyer's remorse...
by FlickaPoo
Mar 12th, 2008
09:37:33 AM
...when they realize that John Rambo IS the God of War. Rambo must defeat kratos to claim his rightful throne...
Wag the Rambo
by just pillow talk
Mar 12th, 2008
09:37:52 AM
Never a good idea....
For A Few Rambos More
by BilboRing
Mar 12th, 2008
09:38:01 AM
Lord of the Rambo
by BilboRing
Mar 12th, 2008
09:38:25 AM
rambo as a cartoon! oh wait.. rambo5 WAS a cartoon.
by ironic_name
Mar 12th, 2008
09:38:32 AM
Didnt stallone himself say..
by Jonah Echo
Mar 12th, 2008
09:38:49 AM
he would like to make a rambo that deal with a somewhat more surreal circumstance than he has been in to date. To me that sounds like it will be one of only a few genres.
The Mirror has Two Rambos
by BilboRing
Mar 12th, 2008
09:38:54 AM
Rambo: Doc Hollywood II
by BilboRing
Mar 12th, 2008
09:40:04 AM
Rambo beats the shit out of some dead japanese girl
by ironic_name
Mar 12th, 2008
09:40:15 AM
and then, get the shit beaten out of him by OLEG!
LA CAGE AUX RAMBO
by BringingSexyBack
Mar 12th, 2008
09:40:45 AM
Fierce takes on new meaning.
Rambo Got Fingered
by BilboRing
Mar 12th, 2008
09:41:28 AM
party at kitty and rambo's
by ironic_name
Mar 12th, 2008
09:41:30 AM
There's Something About Rambo
by BilboRing
Mar 12th, 2008
09:42:08 AM
PLANES, TRAINS AND HUMMERS
by BringingSexyBack
Mar 12th, 2008
09:42:10 AM
That's not a pillow!!!
Rambo prequel! Set in Nan! Vin Diesel as Rambo!
by ricarleite
Mar 12th, 2008
09:42:29 AM
Or Shia.
rambo as a house
by ironic_name
Mar 12th, 2008
09:42:31 AM
Citizen Rambo
by Redc40
Mar 12th, 2008
09:43:38 AM
His final cryptic words as he checks out...."Prepare to be judged." The next 90 minutes of the movie consist of Sandra Bullock and Sly running around in stupid costumes and saying stupider dialogue
JOHN RAMBO AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL
by BringingSexyBack
Mar 12th, 2008
09:43:49 AM
Starring a real wolf as Rambo's son.
Lost in Translation Rambo
by DrunKramer
Mar 12th, 2008
09:44:10 AM
This years Little Miss Sunshine. You know you want it.
No Country For Old Rambo
by Darth Bauer
Mar 12th, 2008
09:45:06 AM
Rambo V: How Rambo Got His Groove Back
by Silverglade
Mar 12th, 2008
09:45:12 AM
You had me at "hell".
THRASHDANCE
by BringingSexyBack
Mar 12th, 2008
09:45:52 AM
Oh what a feeling!
Rambo Shrugged
by Redc40
Mar 12th, 2008
09:46:02 AM
The story of a man who wanted to stop the motor of the Earth - and did (with horrible films that make viewers want to poke their eyes out)
The Sound of Ammo
by BilboRing
Mar 12th, 2008
09:46:58 AM
Rambo Vs Rocky??
by unionJACKass.webs.com
Mar 12th, 2008
09:47:20 AM
The Good, The Bad, and The Rambo
by Darth Bauer
Mar 12th, 2008
09:47:23 AM
Two Mules for Sister Rambo
by just pillow talk
Mar 12th, 2008
09:47:27 AM
OCEAN'S ONE
by BringingSexyBack
Mar 12th, 2008
09:47:31 AM
When you got Rambo, you don't need anyone else.
A Confederacy of Rambos
by rutgersjaffo
Mar 12th, 2008
09:47:37 AM
Determined to help rebuild New Orleans, Rambo moves back home with ma and takes a job as a hot dog vendor. Hillarity--and death by weiner--ensues!!!
March of the Wooden Rambos
by BilboRing
Mar 12th, 2008
09:47:38 AM
Fuck those Boogie Men!!!
Darth Bauer...WRONG WRONG WRONG...
by FlickaPoo
Mar 12th, 2008
09:47:46 AM
...EVERY country is for Old Rambo. Every country!
Saturday NIght Rambo
by Darth Bauer
Mar 12th, 2008
09:47:55 AM
Honeysuckle Rambo
by Redc40
Mar 12th, 2008
09:48:01 AM
Rambo and Amy Irving - On The Road Again and burning blunts
Lord Of The Rings: Rambo Turns
by unionJACKass.webs.com
Mar 12th, 2008
09:48:36 AM
FlickaPoo...My bad. You are correct. haha
by Darth Bauer
Mar 12th, 2008
09:48:44 AM
The Hunt for Red Oct-Rambo
by BilboRing
Mar 12th, 2008
09:49:12 AM
THE LORDS OF FLATBUSH 2: THE SENIOR YEARS
by BringingSexyBack
Mar 12th, 2008
09:49:14 AM
Are Henry Winkler and Perry King still alive?
The Old Rambo and the Sea
by rutgersjaffo
Mar 12th, 2008
09:49:24 AM
Frustrated by his inability to learn complex fishing knots, John Rambo kills the entir ocean with nothing but his trusty survival knife and an old boxing glove autographed by Tommy Morrison...
Darth Bauer...I knew you didn't mean it...
by FlickaPoo
Mar 12th, 2008
09:50:23 AM
Rambo vs Machete
by Johnny T Williams
Mar 12th, 2008
09:50:55 AM
He fucked with the wrong mexican...
Rambo Todd: The Butcher of 'Nam
by BilboRing
Mar 12th, 2008
09:51:07 AM
Rambo and the Gay Stalker...
by Bobo_Vision
Mar 12th, 2008
09:51:12 AM
...named ABKing. Rambo returns to America, only to find that he's being stalked by a closeted homosexual who drugs him, ties him up, and plans to penetrate every orifice of his body while humming "Hearts on Fire".
The Rambo of Oz
by BilboRing
Mar 12th, 2008
09:52:03 AM
Sleepless in Denan
by BilboRing
Mar 12th, 2008
09:52:31 AM
The Incredible Rambo
by theycallmemrglass
Mar 12th, 2008
09:52:35 AM
Rambo is a victim of a nuclear detonation test and becomes part Godzilla, part Hulk, part superman and time traveller finding himself in ancient China fighing monk warriors in the three kingdoms dynasty war. There he rescues beautiful Gong Li and whisks her back to the future only to find that the Monkey King hitched a ride there too to seek revenge on the Incredible Rambo. The monkey King and Rambo face off only to find they have uncontrollably travelled into the future finding themselves in an apocalyptic future where Zombies rule the earth. The Incredible Rambo and Monkey King make a temporary truce and together fend off the very agile Zombies (who are surprising good at Kung Fu). They then fight their way to the leader of the Zombies who turns out be the not so now beautiful Gong Li. A flash back shows that an abandoned Gong Li in an alien future was vulnerable to folks who took advantage of her pradicament including a Nuclear test leader. After much abuse and fustration, Gong Li mental strenght veers towards ultimate revenge and through several seductions, finds herself in control of the a destructive Nuclear bomb, presses a button wiped out all civilisations, turning most of them into super Zombies who she became leader of. Thats all I have read of Stallone's new script so far. Once he completes it, I'll post the rest of it. Somehow, I dont think this will be picked up by the execs going by this first draft.
Rock 'N Rambo High School
by Darth Bauer
Mar 12th, 2008
09:53:34 AM
Rambo in a zombie movie
by Ye Not Guilty
Mar 12th, 2008
09:53:49 AM
Rambo vs. the zombies would rock. Or, I could totally see Rambo in a SPEED or DIE HARD type situation.
Great Balls Of Gun Fire
by Darth Bauer
Mar 12th, 2008
09:54:29 AM
War of the Rambos
by Redc40
Mar 12th, 2008
09:54:34 AM
Kathleen Turner tells John Rambo she wants a divorce and half of everything he owns. Rambo guts her like a fish with his giant commando knife and buries her in the backyard. Fade to black.
A Knife Less Ordinary
by Darth Bauer
Mar 12th, 2008
09:55:23 AM
It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Rambo
by BilboRing
Mar 12th, 2008
09:55:50 AM
Throw Trautman From The Train
by Darth Bauer
Mar 12th, 2008
09:55:52 AM
It's a Wonderful Knife
by BilboRing
Mar 12th, 2008
09:56:22 AM
R is for Rambo
by conspiracy
Mar 12th, 2008
09:56:46 AM
After years alone in the jungles, fighting villains and his own personal demons,...Rambo finally realizes the seed for his innate hostility...his own repressed homosexuality. R is for Rambo is the story of one mans sexual awakening! Join Rambo as he explores in the wilds of S.E. Asia's Hottest Gay Bath houses and All male whore houses as he searches for the truth, and with luck finally gets to the bottom of his own true feelings, or at least to the bottom of someone.
Rambo Takes Manhattan
by BilboRing
Mar 12th, 2008
09:57:08 AM
CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE RAMBO KIND!
by pancomplex
Mar 12th, 2008
09:57:48 AM
not bad ;)
Did someone post "Rambo: Electric Boogaloo" yet?
by kabong
Mar 12th, 2008
09:57:56 AM
If not, put me down for that.
Children of a Lesser Rambo
by rutgersjaffo
Mar 12th, 2008
09:58:14 AM
John Rambo takes a job teaching deaf children the joys of living at an elite school for the deaf. Turns out, they are the only ones who can actually understand what Rambo is saying. Using his knowledge of survival knives, they build a time machine, kill Hitler and Stalin, stop 9/11, and the movie finishes with all of them doing a dance routine in the streets to the sounds of Wham's 'Wake me up before you go go'...
John Rambo and the Machete of Doom
by Stupendous Man
Mar 12th, 2008
09:58:58 AM
Rambo: Force of Freedom!
by superduper3000
Mar 12th, 2008
09:59:14 AM
There already WAS a genre-shifting Rambo, it was the kiddie cartoon show Force of Freedom! Can anyone explain to me just why the powers that be ever saw Rambo as a quality kids show?? Same damn thing happened with Toxic Avenger! Who?? Why??

Still, the shows rocked... too bad we don't get that type of balls anymore *sigh*

God of War!!

http://tinyurl.com/38kjw5
THE SOUND OF RAMBO MUSIC
by pancomplex
Mar 12th, 2008
10:00:15 AM
Mr. Congeniality
by BilboRing
Mar 12th, 2008
10:00:36 AM
Clue II
by rutgersjaffo
Mar 12th, 2008
10:00:42 AM
It turns out, Rambo did it...in the study, the kitchen, the library, the attic, and the dining room...with the candlestick, the rope, the lead pipe, the monkeywrench, the gun, the gun, and the gun.
Rambo should be The Equalizer
by MontyPigeon
Mar 12th, 2008
10:00:54 AM
And while we are on the subject of Stallone:

The next Rocky should be set around the 2012 Olympics with Ivan Drago training the Russian team and Rocky training the American team.

Rambo V: In The 'Burbs
by Silverglade
Mar 12th, 2008
10:01:36 AM
"Stay off my grass or I'll give you a war you won't believe."

"Garden for something or die for nothing."

"This street is a warzone. You're not changing anything."

"There are more shrubs out there.. find em.. or I'll find you."

John J. Rambo: Mrs. Doubtfire 2
by BilboRing
Mar 12th, 2008
10:01:42 AM
Dirty Rambo
by theycallmemrglass
Mar 12th, 2008
10:02:42 AM
Dyo Fel lucky? Ugh er, Wul dya, punk?
Nacho John J.
by BilboRing
Mar 12th, 2008
10:03:08 AM
Pretty in Camoflage
by BilboRing
Mar 12th, 2008
10:04:46 AM
Many of you here have the EPIC MOVIE mentality.
by GibsonUSA
Mar 12th, 2008
10:05:10 AM
That simply referencing another movie constitutes a joke. Hope you didnt bash Meet the SPartans.

Just saying....
The Bad News Rambos
by Darth Bauer
Mar 12th, 2008
10:05:14 AM
LOL@Busted Tees.com
by Stalkeye
Mar 12th, 2008
10:05:34 AM
They just could'nt wait to come out with Gov Elliot Spitzer tee shirts (VIP Client no.9).Shit I'm gonna order me one.

On a side note no more Rambo sequels, that last one was great and the ending went full circle with the supposed reunion between John and his Father and it was a good finale. Stallone, DON't DO IT!!

Sixteen Killings
by Darth Bauer
Mar 12th, 2008
10:05:38 AM
Weekend at Rambo's
by rutgersjaffo
Mar 12th, 2008
10:06:09 AM
This time, EVERYBODY is dead but John. He still has a party and surprisingly, it's the best of the season!
They Call Me Mr Rambo
by theycallmemrglass
Mar 12th, 2008
10:06:37 AM
They Still Call Me Mr Rambo
by theycallmemrglass
Mar 12th, 2008
10:07:03 AM
POWs in the Hood
by BilboRing
Mar 12th, 2008
10:07:20 AM
They Also Call Me Has Been
by theycallmemrglass
Mar 12th, 2008
10:07:43 AM
Burials Not Included
by Darth Bauer
Mar 12th, 2008
10:07:57 AM
HA!
by rutgersjaffo
Mar 12th, 2008
10:08:19 AM
I totally forgot about 'They Call Me Bruce' and 'They Still Call Me Bruce'! Nice one...
The Day the Earth Stood Rambo
by BilboRing
Mar 12th, 2008
10:08:20 AM
Surf Rambos Must Die
by BilboRing
Mar 12th, 2008
10:09:12 AM
Didn't Rambo 4 kind of stiff at the box office?
by DARTH VOODOO
Mar 12th, 2008
10:09:40 AM
Don't get me wrong I love Stallone and the last Rambo + Rocky films were a lot of fun (espically the great Rocky Balboa) but didn't Rambo kind of stiff at the box office? The last I looked it had only taken in about $40 million in the United States. Is there an audience for another Rambo film?
Count Rambula
by theycallmemrglass
Mar 12th, 2008
10:09:42 AM
Allow me to introduce myself. Ugh er, I am Count Rambula.
John Rambo's Day Off
by pancomplex
Mar 12th, 2008
10:09:53 AM
Rambo vs Freddy
by santi01
Mar 12th, 2008
10:10:36 AM
Jurassic Rambo
by pancomplex
Mar 12th, 2008
10:10:52 AM
rutgersjaffo...How could you forget about "They Call Me Bruce"
by Darth Bauer
Mar 12th, 2008
10:11:37 AM
and "They Still Call Me Bruce"?! "I can eat Sushi all day"
National Lampoon's Rambo Vacation
by Abominable Snowcone
Mar 12th, 2008
10:12:35 AM
It's laughs galore as John Rambo and his elderly father trek across the country in an RV, seeing the sights and reconnecting after so many years apart. Too bad dad can't hold his urine and his anus leaks, and ZOMG terrorists have hijacked the RV!! But they forgot one thing--Rambo. And his father's colostomy bag. Okay, so that's two things. HOliday Roo-oooa--aaad!
John Rambo and The Half-Blood Prince
by pancomplex
Mar 12th, 2008
10:12:43 AM
Rambo and Costello Meet Frankenstein
by BilboRing
Mar 12th, 2008
10:12:51 AM
Bram Stoker's Rambo
by pancomplex
Mar 12th, 2008
10:13:23 AM
E.T.: The Extra Testosterone
by BilboRing
Mar 12th, 2008
10:14:03 AM
Ramboformer
by santi01
Mar 12th, 2008
10:14:05 AM
Michael Bay creates a Rambo from the future that can transform into a machine gun, than back to roided out old man
Rambo & Hooch
by pancomplex
Mar 12th, 2008
10:14:35 AM
I'd like to see Rambo meet John MacLane
by Abominable Snowcone
Mar 12th, 2008
10:15:00 AM
It would be the fifth installment of both franchises, so just call it "Five."
Tango & Nash Pt.2
by santi01
Mar 12th, 2008
10:16:15 AM
Tango & Nash Meet Rambo! Stallone will play duel roles.
Dr. Seuss' How The Rambo Stole Christmas
by Darth Bauer
Mar 12th, 2008
10:16:21 AM
Rambo vs. Weinstein's
by Series7
Mar 12th, 2008
10:16:33 AM
I wonder how much last minute snipping the Brother Jew did to the best movie in the last five years? It was sad to see Rambo get trashed by hipper then thou critics with only enough backbone and balls to care that their hourly Starbucks is made exactly right. Any man that did not go ape shit while watching Rambo is banished to be a women. Sly deserves much more respect for caring about his life blood. Fucking todays action heores are too cool for there roles. Fucking Tobey Maguire crying about having to make another spiderman. OH I'm sorry you don't care about fans, or want to complain that you are better then the thing that made your name worth knowing. Its like Radiohead bitching about the song Creep.
Bill and Rambo's Excellent Adventure
by BilboRing
Mar 12th, 2008
10:17:02 AM
Rambo Porno
by Head In A Box
Mar 12th, 2008
10:17:05 AM
wait for it......

RAMBLOW!

The thread can pretty much end here now.
The Rambo Next Door
by pancomplex
Mar 12th, 2008
10:17:48 AM
Vietnam Is Burning
by Darth Bauer
Mar 12th, 2008
10:18:29 AM
Nice, Head in A Box, Nice
by santi01
Mar 12th, 2008
10:18:33 AM
Rambo Porno
by Head In A Box
Mar 12th, 2008
10:18:50 AM
wait for it.....

RAMBLOW!

The thread can pretty much end here now.
That being said
by Series7
Mar 12th, 2008
10:19:01 AM
I wounldn't mind a Mr. Rambo goes to Washington as long as its like Melvin Gibson's and Homer's version.
RAMBO QUEEN OF THE DESERT
by alice 13
Mar 12th, 2008
10:20:12 AM
genre gender whatever.
Kramer Vs. Rambo
by Darth Bauer
Mar 12th, 2008
10:21:09 AM
Cocoon III: Rambo Takes a Swim
by Abominable Snowcone
Mar 12th, 2008
10:21:37 AM
Featuring music by Slayer...and Air Supply.
There Will Be First Blood
by BrandonGK
Mar 12th, 2008
10:23:03 AM
This is fun, but we don't want to give Stallone...
by FlickaPoo
Mar 12th, 2008
10:23:19 AM
...the wrong impression. Mr. Stallone...if you read this talkback...everyone is just having a little fun. Make Rambo 5...and make it rock!
Mr. Ramborium's Wonder Killtorium
by Darth Bauer
Mar 12th, 2008
10:23:52 AM
Actually, Rambo has done alright globally
by bullet3
Mar 12th, 2008
10:25:00 AM
Yes, it only made 42 million here, but it made another 50 million overseas. So while not an enormous success its made its money back, and I dvd sales will see a healthy profit.
First Blood In, First Blood Out: Bound By Honor
by Darth Bauer
Mar 12th, 2008
10:25:10 AM
Rambotouille
by Abominable Snowcone
Mar 12th, 2008
10:25:19 AM
Like Rocky Balboa, Rambo decides do open a restaurant, where he serves the finest Vietnamese and Thai dishes in Bouse, Arizona
Good one Darth
by Abominable Snowcone
Mar 12th, 2008
10:26:30 AM
Wonder killtorium
Ramborat
by Abominable Snowcone
Mar 12th, 2008
10:28:58 AM
"This is my sister! She is a prostitute! I'm going to kill her! BLAM No, really!"
Schindler's Fist
by Darth Bauer
Mar 12th, 2008
10:29:55 AM
Isn't that a porno?
RamBourne
by DerLanghaarige
Mar 12th, 2008
10:31:26 AM
He still kills lots of people but now you can't see what the fuck is going on. It will win an Oscar for best editing anyway.
Rambo Vs. Woodstock '69
by Darth Bauer
Mar 12th, 2008
10:31:37 AM
LOL@ RamBourne & Ramborat
by Darth Bauer
Mar 12th, 2008
10:32:52 AM
Nice ones!
The Rambo Must Be Crazy
by Bobo_Vision
Mar 12th, 2008
10:33:20 AM
Rambo discovers a coke bottle in America, and goes on a pilgrimage across the country to collect bottles in a shopping cart. The modern day story of a Vietnam Veteran.
Fast Times At Rambo High
by Darth Bauer
Mar 12th, 2008
10:34:13 AM
Yours, Mine, & Rambo's
by Darth Bauer
Mar 12th, 2008
10:35:49 AM
Killy High
by Darth Bauer
Mar 12th, 2008
10:36:10 AM
Blade Rambo
by Abominable Snowcone
Mar 12th, 2008
10:38:07 AM
Those replicants forgot one thing...Rambo.
Rambo Mask
by Abominable Snowcone
Mar 12th, 2008
10:39:35 AM
Rocky Dennis was a social outcast at school with a dermatological problem. After being befriended by an aging Rambo, and a couple weeks at a shooting range, things are looking up
Kindergarten Rambo
by Abominable Snowcone
Mar 12th, 2008
10:40:58 AM
CHILD: "I think I have a tumor!"

RAMBO: "Fuck your tumor. Fuck this class. Fuck this school. Fuck the world."

Bride of Rambo
by Abominable Snowcone
Mar 12th, 2008
10:42:32 AM
She's a MILF. She's divorced. She's psychotic with an itchy trigger finger. And now...she's in love.
Being John Rambovich
by Abominable Snowcone
Mar 12th, 2008
10:43:26 AM
John Cusack stars as a gunshop manager who discovers a secret trap door...into the mind of RAMBO
Rambo: The Valet
by BrandonGK
Mar 12th, 2008
10:46:30 AM
John Rambo finally realizes his dream of getting a job parking cars.
My stepmother is Rambo
by CuervoJones
Mar 12th, 2008
10:47:45 AM
Vs Kramer.
QUANTUM OF SOLACE... FOR RAMBO!
by vaudeville villain
Mar 12th, 2008
10:50:16 AM
watch as Rambo struggles to stay one step ahead of the CIA, terrorists and M whilst trying to keep his desire for retribution over a Burmese whore's death in check.
Death Wish
by DocBosch
Mar 12th, 2008
10:51:39 AM
I agree that Rambo 5 will actually be a Death Wish remake. (1) Stallone has said (here at AICN in fact) that he will be remaking Death Wish, plus (2) he indicated that unlike Bronson's version, the main character will be a badass from the beginning. (3) Rambo 4 ended with him back in America. (3) Though Stallone said it would be genre bending, he mainly indicated that it won't be a war movie. Death Wish is definitely not a war movie, yet still in the capacity of the character.
Rambo becomes a gay cowboy on a fishing trip.
by Stereotypical Evil Archer
Mar 12th, 2008
10:56:58 AM
I think riding the Brokeback Mountain cash-cow would be a mistake. Stallone, rethink this.... or you know, make it ultra violent.
Apocolypse Rambo
by bobinnova
Mar 12th, 2008
10:58:32 AM
Rambo is the new Col. Kurtz. Shia Lebeouf is sent to go "terminate with extreme prejudice".
Harold & Kumar Vs. Rambo
by Stereotypical Evil Archer
Mar 12th, 2008
10:58:42 AM
Fat Rambo Goes Nutzoid
by nyj_et
Mar 12th, 2008
10:58:47 AM
Planet Rambo
by Stereotypical Evil Archer
Mar 12th, 2008
11:00:02 AM
Bambo
by theycallmemrglass
Mar 12th, 2008
11:00:15 AM
We made it, mother, we made it! Mother? Mother? Your mother wont be coming, Bambo. um..50 years later.. you killed my mother, urghh die you fucks, URRRGHHHer DIE
Capote & Rambo: the True Story
by Stereotypical Evil Archer
Mar 12th, 2008
11:00:48 AM
My Name is Rambo... Bo Shambles
by Stereotypical Evil Archer
Mar 12th, 2008
11:02:41 AM
LOL Darth Bauer
by The Ghost of Marcus Brody
Mar 12th, 2008
11:02:49 AM
Rambo & Dungeons & Dragons
by Stereotypical Evil Archer
Mar 12th, 2008
11:03:29 AM
And the award for best piss take title goes to:
by theycallmemrglass
Mar 12th, 2008
11:04:01 AM
Opens letter..unfolds piece of paper..Abominable Snowcone for Being John Rambovich!
Rambo Vs. Creature From the Black Lagoon
by Stereotypical Evil Archer
Mar 12th, 2008
11:04:17 AM
All Dogs Go To Rambo Heaven
by The Ghost of Marcus Brody
Mar 12th, 2008
11:05:42 AM
The Rambo Job
by Gabba-UK
Mar 12th, 2008
11:06:00 AM
'Your only suposed to blow his bloody head off!!!' Just discovered that my iPhone also auto caps Rambo. It knows the legend that is Rambo. Good call Apple.
but seriously Sly,
by The Ghost of Marcus Brody
Mar 12th, 2008
11:07:44 AM
whatever it is make sure it has "Last Blood" in the title.
Rambo and John McClane in The Apple Dumpling Gang
by bobinnova
Mar 12th, 2008
11:07:54 AM
Yippie-kay-yay mother fucker
THE BIG RAMBOWSKI
by mr dark
Mar 12th, 2008
11:08:13 AM
Walter your out of your element. Dude pass the joint or die!!
Some ideas...
by epitone
Mar 12th, 2008
11:08:53 AM
LITTLE MISS RAMBO -- Rambo decides to enter the "Mr. Thailand" contest, but he's going to have drag along his whole dysfunctional mercenary family, rocket launchers and all.

YO, JUNO -- That darn precocious teen is pregnant again, but this time she teams up with her long-lost Uncle Rambo to fly to the Far East and give birth there. Jungle-based hijinks ensue.

NO COUNTRY FOR OLD RAMBO -- This time, Anton Chigur has met his match.
Possible plot
by bobdog
Mar 12th, 2008
11:10:22 AM
Rambo takes a roadtrip across america and meets a lot of people and watches in distaste as several cultural phenomena presents theirself. He is an outsider, an outsider on a lawmnmover with mounted machineguns. In the end he saves a kid from some bad guys and adopts it. Next up is Rambo trying to deal with fatherhood. Ok, I have no idea....
Don't Tell Rambo the Babysitter's Dead
by vaudeville villain
Mar 12th, 2008
11:10:23 AM
"you know there's more babysitters out there and you know where they are. find'em. or i'll find you."
Tyler Perry's Rambo 5 With Tyler Perry
by IAmJack'sUserID
Mar 12th, 2008
11:11:16 AM
the shootist!
by ironic_name
Mar 12th, 2008
11:11:21 AM
what.
rambo IX: the botoxening
by ironic_name
Mar 12th, 2008
11:12:35 AM
ramboshamon
by ironic_name
Mar 12th, 2008
11:12:47 AM
Funny Farm II
by bobinnova
Mar 12th, 2008
11:13:35 AM
At the end of "Rambo", he's seen walking towards his father's farmhouse. His father? Chevy Chase!!! Hilarity ensues. CUE THE DEER!
rambo = obamr
by ironic_name
Mar 12th, 2008
11:13:48 AM
think about that!
rambo = obamr
by ironic_name
Mar 12th, 2008
11:13:55 AM
think about that
Rambo 5: the Battle for Endor
by lucky slevin
Mar 12th, 2008
11:14:06 AM
Rambo 5: the Battle for Endor
Batman & Rambo
by uhitmeintheear
Mar 12th, 2008
11:14:48 AM
Batman, feeling that Robin is a bit of a pansy takes on a new side kick.
Last
by uhitmeintheear
Mar 12th, 2008
11:15:09 AM
Last!
Last it's the new first.
by uhitmeintheear
Mar 12th, 2008
11:15:29 AM
JJ Abrams' Star Trek: The Wrath of Rambo
by Johnny Smith
Mar 12th, 2008
11:17:48 AM
Buckaroo Rambonzai
by Abominable Snowcone
Mar 12th, 2008
11:18:20 AM
Killing across the 8th Dimension!
No Country for Old Rambo
by satman83
Mar 12th, 2008
11:18:57 AM
Rambo 5 - The New Batch
by SpencerTrilby
Mar 12th, 2008
11:18:58 AM
I loved the last one, but the ending was so fitting I hope Sly won't spoil it with an unnecessary fifth episode. Should I remind you what happened the last time Sly tried to milk a franchise too much?
The last Rambo of Scotland
by satman83
Mar 12th, 2008
11:19:38 AM
The lives of Rambo
by satman83
Mar 12th, 2008
11:19:56 AM
Rambo of Arabia
by satman83
Mar 12th, 2008
11:20:12 AM
Rambo of the dead
by satman83
Mar 12th, 2008
11:20:28 AM
RAMBO HO-TEP
by satman83
Mar 12th, 2008
11:20:47 AM
Mr. Rambo Goes To Washington
by ImMorganFreeman
Mar 12th, 2008
11:21:03 AM
...and he gets shit done! That or Rambo 'n Da Hood! Or Rambo in Space. ok, I'm just substituting Rambo for Leprechaun
Team Rambo World Police
by satman83
Mar 12th, 2008
11:21:18 AM
Teenage Mutant Ninja Rambo
by satman83
Mar 12th, 2008
11:21:39 AM
Rambo & Robin
by satman83
Mar 12th, 2008
11:21:59 AM
They Call Me Mr. Rambo
by Kloipy
Mar 12th, 2008
11:22:06 AM
To Rambo a Mocingbird
by satman83
Mar 12th, 2008
11:22:23 AM
Bandana and the Angry Inch
by Kloipy
Mar 12th, 2008
11:22:39 AM
Rambo Confidential
by satman83
Mar 12th, 2008
11:22:54 AM
Michel Goundry's Rambeau
by Spandau Belly
Mar 12th, 2008
11:23:07 AM
Rambo goes crazy from post-tramatic stress disorder and finds redemption in a mental institution full of loveable inmates who all put on goofy little plays satyrizing 80s action movies and make little handcrafts and imagine them coming to life and killing each other Happy Tree Friends style.
Rambo Brockovich
by satman83
Mar 12th, 2008
11:23:20 AM
Finding Rambo
by satman83
Mar 12th, 2008
11:24:17 AM
Rambo DVD with 40mn of extra footage
by Gorgomel
Mar 12th, 2008
11:24:34 AM
Video: Enchanced Widescreen for 16x9 TV, COLOR Language: English, French, Spanish Subtitles: English, Spanish Features Both original theatrical feature and 130mn director's cut Full-length audio commentary by Sylvester Stallone Making Rambo featurette Exclusive still galleries - over 460 images 10 Deleted scenes 8 added scenes trailers and tv spots date of release : May 27, 2008
Rambo: First Tear
by Kloipy
Mar 12th, 2008
11:24:50 AM
Taste the salty pain
rambo vs. the bank
by livahd
Mar 12th, 2008
11:25:22 AM
foreclosing on the house he grew up in, just as he reconnects with his dad, who's more of a hippy than Michael Caine in children of men
Spandau that was hilarious
by Kloipy
Mar 12th, 2008
11:25:39 AM
"It's not Rambo anymore, it eez Rambeau"
Prision Flick
by gusradio
Mar 12th, 2008
11:26:35 AM
Bet you anything.
Eagle Vs Shark Vs Rambo
by Kloipy
Mar 12th, 2008
11:26:50 AM
No matter who wins, we lose
RamBoca
by Kloipy
Mar 12th, 2008
11:27:53 AM
he's saving the green by shedding the red
Ro Sham Bo: Rambo
by Stereotypical Evil Archer
Mar 12th, 2008
11:28:34 AM
Rambo: Mission Accomplished
by Kloipy
Mar 12th, 2008
11:30:49 AM
now he can go retire at the Crawford Ranch
John J. Rambo in Mannequin
by Kloipy
Mar 12th, 2008
11:31:52 AM
All Kidding Aside
by bobinnova
Mar 12th, 2008
11:33:51 AM
Make the documentary "Rambo: The Real Vietnam Vets" and have Sly interview the men and women that came home and into a different war.
MY DINNER WITH RAMBO.
by Nosferatu Jones
Mar 12th, 2008
11:35:04 AM
MY FAIR RAMBO.
by Nosferatu Jones
Mar 12th, 2008
11:35:52 AM
NO COUNTRY FOR OLD RAMBOS.
by Nosferatu Jones
Mar 12th, 2008
11:36:32 AM
Which could have been Part 4, no?
D-Tox 2: Rambo Vs Botox
by CuervoJones
Mar 12th, 2008
11:36:39 AM

RAMBO RAIN MAN.
by Nosferatu Jones
Mar 12th, 2008
11:37:35 AM
Wapner!
Rambo and the Argonauts
by pearlanddean
Mar 12th, 2008
11:37:45 AM
Rambo melts Talos down for ammo and f*cks those harpies seven ways from Sunday.
Rambo of Green Gables
by Kloipy
Mar 12th, 2008
11:38:27 AM
Rambo vs. Ace Hunter
by Abominable Snowcone
Mar 12th, 2008
11:42:04 AM
Deeds Not Words Meets Bleeds and Hurts
Rambro
by Kloipy
Mar 12th, 2008
11:42:38 AM
a buddy comedy where the stoic Rambo is teamed up with a wild and crazy african-american Martin Lawrence, and a mischevous but loveable little tyke, to go on a caper to find George Washington's missing golden toothbrush!
Rambo's Excellent Adventure
by pearlanddean
Mar 12th, 2008
11:42:41 AM
Rambo drags Keanu into a phone booth and kicks him in the kidneys for a full 40min
Rambo and Santa vs. The Martians
by GrandMuffTarkin
Mar 12th, 2008
11:42:54 AM
Santa Claus: Killed in Vietnam
Rambowfinger
by Abominable Snowcone
Mar 12th, 2008
11:45:07 AM
The US special forces sent a man they thought was John Rambo on a special mission. Now, only the real John Rambo can stop him, before laughter ensues and bladder control is lost
RamboCop
by CuervoJones
Mar 12th, 2008
11:45:13 AM
Dead or alive, i´m your worst nightmare.
Rambo in the Time of Cholera
by Kloipy
Mar 12th, 2008
11:46:08 AM
John Dirt
by Kloipy
Mar 12th, 2008
11:47:25 AM
he's a loveable redneck with a fancy for poo jokes
RamBring It On
by GrandMuffTarkin
Mar 12th, 2008
11:48:12 AM
I put the War in "Whore"
Logan's Rambo
by Abominable Snowcone
Mar 12th, 2008
11:48:34 AM
Welcome to the 23rd Century, where overpopulation means that at age 30, Rambo's comin' ta get YOU
Children of the Kchorn
by Kloipy
Mar 12th, 2008
11:49:20 AM
oh wait that's Tony Jaa's epic baby elephant movie
Rambo of Nazareth
by Abominable Snowcone
Mar 12th, 2008
11:49:46 AM
Good luck crucifying him. Coming this summer
Ramboing for Columbine
by Abominable Snowcone
Mar 12th, 2008
11:51:15 AM
Kids are shooting up schools. Guns in the classrooms. How to stop it? Get a bigger gun
Rambo Without a Cause
by Kloipy
Mar 12th, 2008
11:51:36 AM
Life of Rambo
by Abominable Snowcone
Mar 12th, 2008
11:52:53 AM
If you don't bring out yer dead, HE will
The Rambo House Rules
by Kloipy
Mar 12th, 2008
11:54:27 AM
Disney/Pixar Presents...Finding Rambo
by r_number6
Mar 12th, 2008
11:54:33 AM
A Fish Called Rambo...

Rambo Hears a Who

The possibilities are endless!

Chitty Chitty Rambo
by Abominable Snowcone
Mar 12th, 2008
11:54:41 AM
Dying never sounded so good! Dancing into your heart this summer
Rambo's Sense of Snow
by Kloipy
Mar 12th, 2008
11:56:08 AM
he is unique and beautiful
Men In Pieces in Trees
by Haggisboy
Mar 12th, 2008
11:57:52 AM
A Rambo in the Sun
by Kloipy
Mar 12th, 2008
11:57:59 AM
he shall never go hungry again!
Blood Falling on Cedars
by Haggisboy
Mar 12th, 2008
11:58:11 AM
How Bloody is My Valley
by Haggisboy
Mar 12th, 2008
11:59:17 AM
The good, Thge Bad and The RAMBO!!!
by Lanceloco
Mar 12th, 2008
12:00:31 PM
Rampage Point
by Haggisboy
Mar 12th, 2008
12:00:41 PM
One Angry Man
by Haggisboy
Mar 12th, 2008
12:01:59 PM
RamBlow
by Kloipy
Mar 12th, 2008
12:05:30 PM
he's addicted....to killing
Rambo vs Rocky
by chuffsterUK
Mar 12th, 2008
12:06:14 PM
Rambo is now an all American Hero,Rocky wants another shot at making money,the two guys meet in the ring and realise they're long lost twins,too late,as Rambo goes into pyscho mode and guts Rocky like a fish,just as Rockys fatal punch dislocates his brain.THE END.
It's a Rambo, Rambo, Rambo, Rambo, Rambo, Rambo, Rambo World
by Bor
Mar 12th, 2008
12:07:24 PM
Dig up Phil Harris!!!!!
Retire already
by metaluna
Mar 12th, 2008
12:10:41 PM
ya big slurring lunk. The only good film you've ever been in is Copland (oh and the first Rocky. Shoulda stopped right there fella but nooo... had to make more didn't ya?) and that just took advantage of your acting 'style'. For all those wanting another Rambo movie that's more extreme than the last pile of poop, just get a video camera and film yourself hacking away at some left over cow's carcass with a big machete. It's the same thing. That ought to get that rampant male testosterone out of you. Go ahead, try it, then maybe we can watch some films with our brains in gear, instead of that waste of screen time.
He Shoot's Vietnamese, Doesn't He
by Haggisboy
Mar 12th, 2008
12:11:04 PM
28 Bodies Later
by Haggisboy
Mar 12th, 2008
12:11:27 PM
Rambo vs Alien vs Preditor vs Jason vs Freddy
by NOVAJimBo
Mar 12th, 2008
12:12:36 PM
I already bought my ticket.
Rambo Reloaded
by Dogma_Jedi
Mar 12th, 2008
12:13:04 PM
RHINESTONE RAMBO
by zer0cool2k2
Mar 12th, 2008
12:13:23 PM
Dolly teaches Rambo to sing for the vets, as he and Dolly join a USO troup visiting Iraq. Once there, John J finds where the WMD's are hidden and ass-kicking commences!
I can read Swedish
by BenBraddock
Mar 12th, 2008
12:13:55 PM
and chew gum at the same time, that makes me feel smart. Metro is a freebie daily. It's not exactly the Times but it's not the National Enquirer either (ie they don't make stuff up) Though they do reveal that he was seen leaving a Beverly Hills plastic surgery clinic the other day - with accompanying frightening photo of plastic looking Sly. So anyway, this is a brief Q&A between them and Sly, published on the 6th of March to publicise the movie which only just came out here.. FINALLY! Long fucking wait.. The English quote about Rambo 5 is a perfect translation, they didn't skip any info. The previous questions are all the standard ones about the film. Though just before asking him about another Rambo sequel they do ask him if he's not a bit past-it now, and he says something interesting (and a little cryptic): "Because of undertakings I have made, I have to make a few more movies. But when it comes to acting there's actually not that much more I can do. Over the past years I've done almost all I can. So instead of repeating myself i prefer to direct and write." And then we get our Rambo 5 answer.. Maybe we're gonna see a Rambo do a Dr.Who and change form? But then again, Sly told us he never heard of Dr.Who, right? ;-)
Rambo vs.
by santi01
Mar 12th, 2008
12:14:29 PM
Alien vs Preditor vs Jason vs Freddy vs Michael Myers
Rambo Revolutions
by Dogma_Jedi
Mar 12th, 2008
12:14:35 PM
Drillbit Rambo: How It's Done
by Haggisboy
Mar 12th, 2008
12:15:07 PM
Bedknobs and Survival Knives
by BilboRing
Mar 12th, 2008
12:15:21 PM
Indiana Rambo the Temple of Boom
by roadrunnerxf
Mar 12th, 2008
12:16:40 PM
Live Free or die Rambo
by zer0cool2k2
Mar 12th, 2008
12:16:45 PM
Rambo with a vengeance

Rambo Harder

Die Rambo

The Passion of The Rambo
by Dogma_Jedi
Mar 12th, 2008
12:16:47 PM
The Passion of The Rambo
by Dogma_Jedi
Mar 12th, 2008
12:16:49 PM
Bill and Ted and Rambo's Bloody Adventure
by Haggisboy
Mar 12th, 2008
12:16:54 PM
Lethal Rambo
by zer0cool2k2
Mar 12th, 2008
12:17:19 PM
Chinky Chinky Bang Bang
by Haggisboy
Mar 12th, 2008
12:17:57 PM
Beverly Hills Rambo