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first!
by phalaughul
Mar 10th, 2008
02:57:59 AM
dr. jones dr.jones!!!!!
by phalaughul
Mar 10th, 2008
02:58:28 AM
u cheat!!!!!
I very little
by Quint
Mar 10th, 2008
02:59:00 AM
you cheat very big
Very good poster
by krack
Mar 10th, 2008
02:59:36 AM
It is.
MAD!
by MMacKK
Mar 10th, 2008
03:00:16 AM
Izzat Struzan?
by Sherman_Lives
Mar 10th, 2008
03:00:36 AM
He's who did the last three posters, right? I'd hate to think this incorporated the dreaded Photoshop...
Benjamin Button?
by hamslime
Mar 10th, 2008
03:01:33 AM
Is the trailer playing before Indiana Jones or is that a rumor?
Hey, Dr. Jones, no time for love.
by krack
Mar 10th, 2008
03:01:37 AM
We've got company.
hey lady...
by bob oblaw
Mar 10th, 2008
03:02:01 AM
you call him DR. JONES!!!!
Good to see this.
by RavenholmMayor
Mar 10th, 2008
03:02:55 AM
My first post here, this news moved me to come out of lurking for years. Completely amazed.
my professional name..
by bob oblaw
Mar 10th, 2008
03:03:24 AM
Yeah, that's right.....
Slight nit-pick
by the_scream
Mar 10th, 2008
03:03:26 AM
Is anyone bothered by the motorcycle on the front? Feels too modern for a Jones pic.
quint..
by bob oblaw
Mar 10th, 2008
03:04:34 AM
it's so nice for you to finally have an orgasm..
ugh
by lensproject
Mar 10th, 2008
03:05:22 AM
botox.
Ha ha ha, very funny!
by drwilliamweir
Mar 10th, 2008
03:05:47 AM
That no cookie!
bad news coming....
by AllieJamison
Mar 10th, 2008
03:07:15 AM
*point, point* bad news coming!

by AllieJamison
Mar 10th, 2008
03:07:29 AM
well, I hope not...
SNAKE!
by AllieJamison
Mar 10th, 2008
03:10:00 AM
...surprise...
I didn't exactly fall in love with this thing at first sight. I hope the high-res version will soon be up.
Now that's a poster.
by Pipple
Mar 10th, 2008
03:10:09 AM
That's how you fucking do it baby. That's how you fucking do it!
that skull...
by billyhitchcock
Mar 10th, 2008
03:11:52 AM
...is really SCARY!
Don't Call me Senior! LOVING IT!
by hegele
Mar 10th, 2008
03:12:38 AM
cant wait for the high res
A high-res version please.
by MaxTheSilent
Mar 10th, 2008
03:12:49 AM
And Karen Allen should be up where LeBeouf is.
The bottom half...
by otm shank
Mar 10th, 2008
03:15:08 AM
is a throwback to Indy running from the Hovitos in Raiders. I like it.
What the fudge?!!???
by logocult
Mar 10th, 2008
03:17:30 AM
Dom DeLuise, Lucy Liu AND Ed Norton WITH Harrison Ford and the Starman Chick-That's Ninjalicious!!!!!!
Finally a good poster!
by The Game Master
Mar 10th, 2008
03:18:35 AM
Indy shows 'em all in Hollywood how to do it. I'm so sick of posters that are just the faces of the stars. Those don't tell shit about the movie. They're just "selling stars". But Indy posters (and Star Wars posters for that matter) have a sense of theme about them. They give an impression of what the movie is about. We who are fans don't need a poster to draw us in. We're already there. But to the outsider, whom posters are really designed to draw in, classic movie poster style like this is what works. If I didn't know Indy (shudder), and saw this poster, I'd be interested. But if it was JUST actors' heads, I'd say "Meh, not interested". So, big points to Lucasfilm. Glad they're sticking to tradition. Now, I can't wait for a film on FILM, opening with the Paramount Mountain, and some stunt men doing stunts!
So...
by GenPion
Mar 10th, 2008
03:19:08 AM
Does this make the Teaser Poster any less cool? I hope not. That's hanging over my computer. Still... awesome poster. I can't wait to see this. As much anticipation I have for The Dark Knight, this movie is much higher on my priorities list. May 22nd can't get here soon enough.
Max - They aren't trying ...
by krack
Mar 10th, 2008
03:19:26 AM
to turn Karen Allen into a spinoff trilogy. LaDouche has been annointed the golden child. He's got Eddie Murphy protecting him and everything. Of course, he's gonna get second billing.

by AllieJamison
Mar 10th, 2008
03:20:41 AM
I think the way Marion's and Mac's heads are stuffed in there looks a bit odd...
summer posters
by Quint
Mar 10th, 2008
03:21:03 AM
I'd say this summer's posters have been pretty great so far. The Dark Knight posters have been outstanding, my favorite being the Joker Standing Behind the Frosted Glass poster. The Indy posters have ruled, I quite liked the Happening poster, the Wall-E poster and the Iron Man teaser poster. Good summer for poster lovers.
Hang on lady, we going for a ride!
by hiperaktiv
Mar 10th, 2008
03:21:24 AM
He no nuts, he's crazy!
Oh what big birds!
by hiperaktiv
Mar 10th, 2008
03:22:54 AM
Those aren't big birds, sweetheart! They're giant vampire bats!
Classic.
by Zakari Paolon
Mar 10th, 2008
03:25:15 AM
I love this poster, it's beautiful. Please please please use this for the DVD/Blueray release, don't commit the same crime as the Starwars prequels, all of which had AMAZING posters and the shittiest DVD covers imaginable, for no goddamn reason.
ALL TALKBACKERS TAKE NOTE!
by IndiAbbey Jones
Mar 10th, 2008
03:28:24 AM
That poster is sweet..that is all.
There are two dead people in here!
by hiperaktiv
Mar 10th, 2008
03:29:17 AM
There's gonna be two dead people in here! Hurry!
GREAT poster
by The Amazing G
Mar 10th, 2008
03:29:52 AM
it's just like the old ones, fan-fucking-tastic
The Crystal Skull = VENOM
by Hideo Kojima
Mar 10th, 2008
03:30:02 AM
This is shopped, I can tell by some of the pixels and from having seen quite a few shops in my time.
SPOILER
by IndiAbbey Jones
Mar 10th, 2008
03:34:18 AM
The Indiana Jones Monopoly game has been leaked at The Raider.net the line "It's not the mileage, it's the years" IS in the film. Check my posts people I said it months ago.
Nothing shocks me, I'm a scientist!
by AllieJamison
Mar 10th, 2008
03:43:06 AM
I SAID ...cut it OUT! - uuhhhhhrrghhhhh
Cate Blanchett Is Chinese In The Movie?
by PaceSet
Mar 10th, 2008
03:49:52 AM
yeah, that's pretty good
by newc0253
Mar 10th, 2008
03:52:02 AM
p.s. that's an alien-lookin' skull.
BAD COMPOSITION...!!!!! Severe Hat Crop
by Greigy Just Wanted To Say
Mar 10th, 2008
03:55:41 AM
Indy is just too big, the cropped hat reeks of amateur hour photoshop. That said it has a nice old school feel to it… I hate Icon type posters… ’89 Batman, Jurassic Park, X-men…… posters used to be little teaser trailers all to themselves.
SINCE WHEN WAS DOM DELUISE IN THIS...???
by Greigy Just Wanted To Say
Mar 10th, 2008
03:58:32 AM
Is Burt Reynolds in this too..?
Awesome
by Kragmose
Mar 10th, 2008
04:04:54 AM
I need to get that one
All I have to do is squeeze
by UncleanAss
Mar 10th, 2008
04:06:21 AM
Is it me or does Harrison Ford face look fucked up in that poster?
Let's be honest, it's freakin' gorgeous.
by MONKEY BUTT
Mar 10th, 2008
04:06:32 AM
That's a darn beautiful poster! I thought Struzan's talent was fading, but I was wrong. We all know when Struzan's at his best, there's no better movie poster out there. It's nearly perfect for me, but to be picky... I wish Blanchett, LaBeouf, Winstone and Allen were different sizes (for composition's sake). I think Struzan's best posters are Temple Of Doom, Phantom Menace and Attack Of The Clones. The composition and sizing are spot on.
They had to crop the hat ...
by NoDiggity
Mar 10th, 2008
04:06:53 AM
... to make room for more Shia.
Looks like a lot of fun
by SpencerTrilby
Mar 10th, 2008
04:14:56 AM
hope it is.

Anyone know when GL will go back to small experimental films?
by Hideo Kojima
Mar 10th, 2008
04:18:20 AM
Like he said he was going to do after Episode 3 (awesome btw just like the rest of the holy prequel triology) I would love to see some experimental stuff in the vein of THX1138.. and whatever happened to RED TAILS, dammit? Indy 4 will rock though and you haters can suck it... Speaking of haters, TOD haters need to wake up. Temple of Doom shits all over Last Crusade in terms of spills, chills, and thrills.. The first 20 minutes of TOD is pure 30s serial and the remanining is pure pulp. Raiders is the most serial-like of the lot, TOD is pulpy.. so what is Last Crusade? 1930's depression era pre-war slapstick? probably. crystal skulls will be a 50s b movie pulp... yes I repeated this from the other talkback but let's be honest that is... ok I'm rambling now.
dont you think ray winstone looks like
by monster man
Mar 10th, 2008
04:33:47 AM
Dom DeLuise (Victor Prinzim / Captain Chaos) from cannon ball run , or is it just me????
That'll Do Nicely
by FILMFUNK
Mar 10th, 2008
04:34:45 AM
Now Just Don't Suck! Now Just Don't Suck! Now Just Don't Suck! Now Just Don't Suck! Now Just Don't Suck! Now Just Don't Suck! Now Just Don't Suck! Now Just Don't Suck! Don't Suck! Now Just Don't Suck! Now Just Don't Suck! Now Just Don't Suck! Now Just Don't Suck! Now Just Don't Suck! Now Just Don't Suck!
Much better!
by kafka07
Mar 10th, 2008
04:45:17 AM
I like

by x_dereks_x
Mar 10th, 2008
04:46:38 AM
huh, what's wrong with this skull...? It's a fly's skull!!!
Now that's how you do a poster
by sambrook
Mar 10th, 2008
04:49:05 AM
THAT'S a poster for an event film. Perfect. Ford's image captures his age without taking away from Indy's cool, charisma and status. The composition is nice and balanced, the border's great and adds atmosphere and the bottom action image is a perfect Indy image. Fits perfectly with the other three films in quality and tone and I have strong hopes that the film will do the same.

Hideo, if there's anything these KOTCS talkbacks have shown it's that there's a lot more love for Temple than most people think. Just luck at how many TOD quotes fill the above posts.

Seriously, the whole poster looks cropped.
by NoDiggity
Mar 10th, 2008
05:03:09 AM
Don't those black vines all around the edges look like they are covering up details that would have extended off the edge of the coppring? They don't look like a natural part of the painting. And it does look like the reason is to blow up Shia and make him more central.
Temple of Doom is AWESOME
by kwisatzhaderach
Mar 10th, 2008
05:06:10 AM
Spielberg firing on all cylinders.
MONKEY BUTT
by kwisatzhaderach
Mar 10th, 2008
05:07:03 AM
Temple of Doom and Attack of the Clones posters are genius.
Nice to see some artwork on a poster
by kwisatzhaderach
Mar 10th, 2008
05:14:02 AM
instead of the usual photoshopped garbage most Hollywood studios give us. The movie poster used to be an artfom in itself. Nice to see some old-style artwork. Well done Dod and Steve! (Now, the movie better be GOOD!)
Oh c'mon guys, that's really vanilla
by IndustryKiller!
Mar 10th, 2008
05:19:33 AM
It's the same poster we've been seeing over and over again for years. If someone had said to me "What do you think the Struzan final Indy one sheet will be?" I would say "a big Indy head with all the other major characters satelliting around it." If you were skeptical and all you need was this to alleviate your fears then I suggest you put your guard back up because it really doesn't mean anything. It's just a rehash.
And this isnt a criticism but what the fuck is on Ray Winstones
by IndustryKiller!
Mar 10th, 2008
05:20:45 AM
He looks hilarious. Like a snooty French painter or an extra from Newsies. I don't mean that at all as a criticism, I'm just sayin.....
They have actually captured Ford's gorilla run
by Bobo_Vision
Mar 10th, 2008
05:22:05 AM
Chest puffed out, pelvis tilted, and arms swinging on both sides. Run, Grandpa, Run!

The man of adventure is going to be skewered by the natives because of the arthritis is his hip. More tragic than exciting.

It's not cropped, it's backlight...
by wadi77
Mar 10th, 2008
05:23:36 AM
Put a light behind someone, you'll see what I mean.
Indy looks like he could use a nap
by xannibal
Mar 10th, 2008
05:26:32 AM
And Cate Blanchet's hair looks silly.
Industrykiller
by sambrook
Mar 10th, 2008
05:27:01 AM
Yes, it does look like the other Indiana Jones posters. That's a very good thing. It's still a great piece of art in itself, the fact it matches with the others hopefully says a lot for the motivations and tone of the final film. Anyone wanting something completely different just for the sake of it is either stupid or a hypocrite who would have bitched about how a montage of floating photographed heads above an explosion looked too modern for an Indy poster and why couldn't they have stuck with the old style...
And in this film, it will be revealed...
by Bobo_Vision
Mar 10th, 2008
05:27:05 AM
...Indy's fear of snakes is actually Freudian, and stems from a childhood incident where Indy's Uncle took him to the basement to show him his "python".
Sherman_Lives
by jfp2007
Mar 10th, 2008
05:32:15 AM
You show how ignorant you are of graphic design when you say you hope it didn't incorporate the dreaded Photoshop. PS is the industry standard and every poster and piece of advertising created in the whole fucking world uses it or something very much like it to some extent. The poster could have been drawn by hand and digitally painted and other Adobe producted used for the type and other non-art elements. Pull your head out of your ass.
Yep, Its Really Pretty Ok
by LaserPants
Mar 10th, 2008
05:41:28 AM
Awesome, though? Nah. I think its funny how Indy looks kinda tired and almost a little sad and confused. As if he was saying "I'm 75 years old. I shouldn't be doing this anymore. Where is the remote? Whats my name again?"
kwisatzhaderach, I totally agree.
by MONKEY BUTT
Mar 10th, 2008
05:49:15 AM
I place Temple of Doom and Attack of the Clones 2 and 3 on Struzan's best list. Take another look at Phantom Menace. It terms of overall character likeness, sizing and placement, as well as just plain artistic beauty and composition, I think it's Struzan's all-time best.
OVER RATED!
by couP
Mar 10th, 2008
05:54:17 AM
wtf is so great about that
It looks like it has the Red Baron in it.
by TomBodet
Mar 10th, 2008
05:55:24 AM
His crystal skull, at any rate. Well alrighty, it's Indy after all. Should be fine.
A small rant.
by MONKEY BUTT
Mar 10th, 2008
05:57:57 AM
I find it quite disappointing and a little ridiculous that we can't download high-res scans of Struzan's best posters online. "www.impawards.com" do their best, but sometimes they're just not out there. I wish I could find pristine high-res scans of all the Indy posters (including Amsel's Raiders) and all the Star Wars prequels and SE's. Why aren't they out there? Are you listening Lucasfilm, Fox and Paramount. Would it be so difficult to provide?
Looks great.
by rbatty024
Mar 10th, 2008
05:58:53 AM
I think Indiana should look a little tired an world weary. He is supposed to be in his fifties after all. I always picture Indiana as the kind of hero that can't help but avoid trouble no matter how hard he tries. He doesn't want to get in over his head but manages to anyway.

By the way, I heard a while back that they took out the old Indy from the Young Indiana Jones Chronicles. Does anyone know if this is true?

Instant classic...
by scottybtrue
Mar 10th, 2008
06:03:14 AM
Now THAT'S classic Indy. Beautiful, adventurous, and exciting all rolled up in one poster!
I didn't know Dom Deluise was in this movie!
by Bobo_Vision
Mar 10th, 2008
06:04:08 AM
Hells yeah!
by SkinJob69
Mar 10th, 2008
06:04:34 AM
Can't wait for May
Holy Fuck, that's the best poster I've seen in years
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks
Mar 10th, 2008
06:05:08 AM
Fuckin BRING IT.
man 80's posters rule. So many great images
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks
Mar 10th, 2008
06:10:45 AM
The Indys', Empire and Jedi, Dark Crystal, Darkman, The Elm Sts, Back to the Futures' and many others.
Awsome!
by Obscura
Mar 10th, 2008
06:11:04 AM
...it really is the right word.
I saw the poster! It was AWESOME!
by ricarleite
Mar 10th, 2008
06:12:33 AM
A bit. Yes, a bit. It wasn't a lion, though. I do have a lion tammer's hat.
Indiana Jones and
by welsh12uk
Mar 10th, 2008
06:12:49 AM
the Cannonball Run? Why else is there Dom Deloise in this thing? I still have high hopes for this one.
Bravo
by CuervoJones
Mar 10th, 2008
06:17:04 AM
May 22 is closer every day. I must live!
finally someone else appreciates the 80s posters
by Pipple
Mar 10th, 2008
06:25:34 AM
I loved them though I was very young the posters actually made the movie seem better just because they were such damn masterpieces. It'd affect how you viewed the film. I mean I knew Hamill didn't have those pecks or no shot in the movie was as epic as some of the art work for the movies but it was still real to me dammit...
getting old sure does suck
by JeanLuc Dickhard
Mar 10th, 2008
06:26:29 AM
Marion looks like....
by Bobo_Vision
Mar 10th, 2008
06:32:00 AM
...she's posing for a real estate ad. Not exactly an adventure movie pose. "Hi, I'm Marion, and I've sold over 200 homes"
In Drew We Trust - awesome indeed!
by KillaKane
Mar 10th, 2008
06:41:48 AM
He's the last of his kind, long may he reign over inferior photoshop montage.
SHIA LOOKS CONSTIPATED
by BringingSexyBack
Mar 10th, 2008
06:46:24 AM
Marion looks to happy, Cate looks too Chinese, Ray Winstone looks too fat. Indy looks good.
artistically speaking
by dr.bulber
Mar 10th, 2008
06:54:59 AM
indys nose is flat. [/poster ruined]
guess its not a secret anymore
by Bouncy X
Mar 10th, 2008
07:07:31 AM
they show the skull in full glory, i guess the whole "aliens might be connected" isnt meant to be a surprise. nice poster though, but yeah Indy's head is a little too big...he should indeed be bigger than the rest but either he's too big or their too small. but nice nonetheless.
"they're" too small either :)
by Bouncy X
Mar 10th, 2008
07:08:13 AM
i have to agree, and I know everyone was waiting for me to...
by cornponious
Mar 10th, 2008
07:10:32 AM
But I have to say one thing. Karen Allen, though she is still as hot as ever, is seen smiling too much. I'm a bit worried. She just doesn't seem as hard-edged and full of, oh, say "spunk" as in the first film. I don't care that she is 27 years older. It's just... worrisome.

That being said, overall it looks like it's going to be a hoot.

I feel like yelling at whoever...
by AllieJamison
Mar 10th, 2008
07:14:31 AM
is responsible for that fucked up trailer and this sub-optimal poster. I mean this is probably better than most of the poster art produced by big studios. But it's a fucking Drew Struzan poster... So why does it look so cram-full, why do some aspects of it look more photographed than painted,...why are Marion's and Winstone's heads put in there so randomly?? Why?
Is this going straight to DVD?
by Spazatronic 2000
Mar 10th, 2008
07:16:33 AM
Marion's cheesy pose.
by MONKEY BUTT
Mar 10th, 2008
07:20:18 AM
Yeah, it's lame that's she's staring at us with a dopey smile. In a movie poster, the characters should be posed in ways that reveals their personality. Although, now that I think about it, it's EXACTLTY the same pose Kate Capshaw has on the Temple Of Doom poster. Ya know what folks, we're all just too darn critical!
the Red Coats are coming, the Red Coats are coming!
by just pillow talk
Mar 10th, 2008
07:23:24 AM
Run for your lives!

Now, I have no idea if this will be good or not, but I am still very hopeful that it will be. But damn people, are all of you prone to hating this? If you had a problem with the trailer, fine, but nitpicking to death a movie poster?

I like it
by Abominable Snowcone
Mar 10th, 2008
07:25:11 AM
I think I'll print one out and foul it up. I recall when Crusade came out I clipped the one-sheet from the paper and had it up on my bulletin board at college for the entire year.
Indy gotta smirk
by Kloipy
Mar 10th, 2008
07:25:11 AM
he's waiting for a delicious pie to cool on the 'sill
Hey Pillow and Abom!
by Kloipy
Mar 10th, 2008
07:26:01 AM
have a good weekend guys? I saw OH got hit hard with the snow
Howdy kloipy
by Abominable Snowcone
Mar 10th, 2008
07:27:11 AM
Didn't think you could make it because of your cubicle shuffle, but glad to see ya drop in. Any 2true sightings over the weekend? I haven't checked the other TBs.
Morning, pillow
by Abominable Snowcone
Mar 10th, 2008
07:27:41 AM
I didn't even notice you'd posted in front of me. That's how awake I am. Sigh...
Why
by Mr.Flange
Mar 10th, 2008
07:30:17 AM
The pic of victoria beckham between indy and winstone?
We got about two feet of snow
by Abominable Snowcone
Mar 10th, 2008
07:31:50 AM
three-plus feet in the drifts. I plowed my drive three times, only so my wife could get out. Otherwise, we were snow bound. My daughter and I killed some time saturday night watching Empire Strikes Back, because I wanted to see the real Hoth, and some wampa action. Tell you what, I really don't like the additions Lucas made to the SE (he had Temuera Morrison redo the famous Boba Fett lines, and he redid the sequence where Vader talks to the Emperor hologram--they added a line where Palpatine tells Vader that Luke is the son of Anakin Skywalker, in case Darth didn't know. Or something). The extra background CGI in Bespin doesn't rankle me as much, but still, it wasn't needed.
Abom
by Kloipy
Mar 10th, 2008
07:31:57 AM
I think I'm moving tomorrow so that sucks the big one. But i did see a trailer for Bad Biology and it had a person(?) with a vagina for a face and that made my day
The thing on Ray Winstone's head
by Abominable Snowcone
Mar 10th, 2008
07:33:25 AM
is a serving of Honeybaked Ham.
I didn't like the SE
by Kloipy
Mar 10th, 2008
07:34:28 AM
New Hope was probably the biggest botch with the Jabba shit. Seriously the second he came onto screen I was thinking "What the fuck are they doing?"
I have a 10 foot high cardboard cutout of
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks
Mar 10th, 2008
07:34:40 AM
Last Crusade that I got from the theatre. Along with my framed Darkman poster and my light up glass Darth Maul lighsaber(with appropriate sound effects and awesome lightsaber extension/reduction), its one of my favorite possessions.
damn I'm a film geek
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks
Mar 10th, 2008
07:36:26 AM
never connected the dots before.
WHOA!!! STUNNING!!!
by Motoko Kusanagi
Mar 10th, 2008
07:38:32 AM
Beautiful! Wonderful! Awesome!
Here's a photo of me
by Abominable Snowcone
Mar 10th, 2008
07:39:59 AM
turning my ride over to the valet this morning.

http://tinyurl.com/2fu6r7

I saw New Hope SE in theatres in '97
by Abominable Snowcone
Mar 10th, 2008
07:42:59 AM
just to check out the new stuff. I'd always known they shot the Jabba stuff with a guy, and wanted to see what Lucas did with it. I like the Boba Fett cameo, but in all it was just not necessary, nor was the other Mos Eisley CGI stuff. I know Lucas felt he was making it the way he'd always wanted it to be, with the latest technology, but the point is there wasn't anything WRONG with it in the first place. I didn't bother with the other two SEs in theatres.
can't load it on this stupid computer
by Kloipy
Mar 10th, 2008
07:44:22 AM
and I'm tired as hell stupid time change. I must say that I do like the way the crystal skull looks now.
Abominable, you should have watched Empire
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks
Mar 10th, 2008
07:47:03 AM
The CG additions were minimal and felt way more organic than the other two's additions. Also, a cleaned up Hoth rocked my world.
I did watch Empire
by Abominable Snowcone
Mar 10th, 2008
07:48:47 AM
on Saturday. I have the SE DVD set at home. But in 1997 when they first redid the OT, in anticipation of the first prequel, I saw New Hope in theatres. I agree with you that the Empire additions are less obstrusive and yeah, do feel more natural
The only extra stuff in Jedi that felt right
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks
Mar 10th, 2008
07:49:07 AM
were the celebration scenes, but they had to fuck it up by removing the Ewok victory music.
Wow, you useless...
by DocPazuzu
Mar 10th, 2008
07:51:26 AM
...meticulous little fucknuggets. So, Marion is "too smiley" in the poster? Is this how fucking cynical, joyless, pointless and abysmally vacuous you internet cinetards have become?

Fuck each and every one of you, long and hard, and at the business end of a seven-foot lumberjack.

Oh, how I despise you.

Looking forward to the movie but-
by Laserbrain
Mar 10th, 2008
07:51:37 AM
- this poster isn't very well designed. A real hodge-podge from a compositional point of view. Could this have been tampered with in post perhaps? Can't believe Drew's become this clumsy without any editorial "help".
I saw them all at the flicks just because it was
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks
Mar 10th, 2008
07:51:40 AM
Star Wars, but Empire was the only one which recieved additional viewings.
Yup, good ol' Struzan
by sapno_krei
Mar 10th, 2008
07:51:51 AM
Struzan has been using pretty much the same arrangement for decades. See his STAR WARS SE and prequel posters, his Harry Potter posters, his Indy II and III posters. I love his photorealistic painterly style, but boy is it rather anti-climactic to see a new poster from him nowadays. I would have preferred he did something more focused and scene-like, like his GOONIES poster (remember the kids stacked, hanging from a stalagtite?). That said, this poster will still end up in my collection :-)
Hell yeah Pazuzu
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks
Mar 10th, 2008
07:53:19 AM
fuck these whining brats. Thats a real fucking cool poster.
kloipy
by Abominable Snowcone
Mar 10th, 2008
07:54:22 AM
I sent the image to you and the warciples via regular email. Hopefully that'll work. Not a big deal.

After plowing my drive this weekend, I set up an ion cannon in my front yard. You know, so the rebel transports could get off safely

Struzans Hook poster is fuckin Ace
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks
Mar 10th, 2008
07:56:29 AM
heck, I even like his Cutthroat Island poster.
We...are going...
by Osmosis Jones
Mar 10th, 2008
07:56:47 AM
...to DIE!!!
Abom
by Kloipy
Mar 10th, 2008
07:58:41 AM
thanks brother! keep an eye out for probe droids as well. They never warm up their instruments before
Doc
by Abominable Snowcone
Mar 10th, 2008
07:59:00 AM
I think Marion looks cute. I don't know what those other guys want? For her to be doing cartwheels in the poster?
it's useless DocP
by just pillow talk
Mar 10th, 2008
08:00:11 AM
Kloipy/Abom...I thought my shield generators were going to get knocked out by the wicked wind we had over the weekend. I wasn't sure I would get back to the rendezvous point.
Another 80's poster I fuckin love is...
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks
Mar 10th, 2008
08:00:12 AM
Robocop 2. The one where he is coming out of the hole in the wall. The movies not as good as the first but man, Kane getting high still cracks me up.
Jesus...had days like this
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks
Mar 10th, 2008
08:00:53 AM
a kickass Kane line.
I hear that Pillow
by Kloipy
Mar 10th, 2008
08:02:06 AM
it was windy as shit on saturday and cold as ice, it was willing to sacrifice my coat
Hey Osmosis
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks
Mar 10th, 2008
08:02:10 AM
you just quoted my single favorite moment from any movie EVER.
NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks
by kwisatzhaderach
Mar 10th, 2008
08:03:23 AM
The Hook poster is a beauty.
MONKEY BUTT
by kwisatzhaderach
Mar 10th, 2008
08:04:54 AM
Oh yeah, TPM poster is immortal. I still think the main reason I was disappointed with the film was because the trailer and poster were just genius.
The stones are mine!!!!
by kwisatzhaderach
Mar 10th, 2008
08:05:38 AM
You betrayed Shiva!
Hook as a film certainly has its flat moments
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks
Mar 10th, 2008
08:08:20 AM
but Hoffman kicks ass as Hook(I see it as the ying to Jason Isaacs yang.
Um Shiva Ke, Vishwas Katay O!
by Laserbrain
Mar 10th, 2008
08:09:04 AM
:)
Fortune and glory kid.
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks
Mar 10th, 2008
08:09:23 AM
Fortune and glory.
Mola Ram, Sidda Ram
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks
Mar 10th, 2008
08:10:59 AM
Mola Ram, Sidda Ram....
Now you see de Mayic of de rock
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks
Mar 10th, 2008
08:12:19 AM
Yes. I understand it's power now.
by Laserbrain
Mar 10th, 2008
08:14:30 AM
And that's enough from me. G'night all.
one of the best posters
by Kloipy
Mar 10th, 2008
08:14:53 AM
was for the first Munchies movie. A little monster, smoking a cig, clutching a womans leg and looking up her skirt
kloipy what about ghoulies
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks
Mar 10th, 2008
08:17:11 AM
that ugly little fucker coming out of the dunny.
Hey guys, SLICK SHOES
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks
Mar 10th, 2008
08:19:06 AM
oops wrong flick.
Nomore, you are right
by Kloipy
Mar 10th, 2008
08:20:04 AM
Ghoulies was the shit. lit and fig
God i love all of the Elm St posters(except the 6th)
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks
Mar 10th, 2008
08:24:47 AM
All the others were incredible for their imagery.
awww....i was hoping for Short Round
by BMacSmith
Mar 10th, 2008
08:26:46 AM
What are you people smoking.
by mr.brownstone
Mar 10th, 2008
08:28:55 AM
I'm a giant Drew Struzan fan, but this poster is poorly designed and flat out ugly. It never would have passed muster circa 1985.
Kloipy
by mr.brownstone
Mar 10th, 2008
08:30:19 AM
That Munchies comment made me laugh till I cried. Well not really. But it was funny.
Was hoping they wouldn't show Marion at all.
by Nice Marmot
Mar 10th, 2008
08:32:29 AM
Was hoping my wife and non-fanboy friends would gasp, "Hey, that's what's her name! From the first one!" in the theater opening night. Then I'd yell, "shut the hell up!"
mr.brownstone, I should have gone with House
by Kloipy
Mar 10th, 2008
08:34:17 AM
"Ding, Dong, Dead"
Nice Nice Marmot
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks
Mar 10th, 2008
08:35:58 AM
Nice.
Fright Night poster was sweet
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks
Mar 10th, 2008
08:37:32 AM
Creepshow has an awesome poster
by Kloipy
Mar 10th, 2008
08:42:14 AM
If you love EC it's a wet dream
Somebody spilt their Shia on my Blockbuster!
by chrth
Mar 10th, 2008
08:44:09 AM
TAPE LOST, WATCH REAPER
Truck?
by digginjim
Mar 10th, 2008
08:46:40 AM
What truck? Great poster - hurry up May 22
ANTIDOTE? WHAT ANTIDOTE?
by BringingSexyBack
Mar 10th, 2008
08:51:39 AM
The antidote ... to the poison you just drank Dr. Jones ...
Nice to see the elderly keeping busy...
by DarkHawke
Mar 10th, 2008
08:52:43 AM
C'mon, guys. Did any of you learn ANYTHING from back in '99? Can you say "Phantom Menace?" Y'know, the LAST big time Lucas trotted out a new installment of one of his old franchises to beyond-the-moon geek love and hope, only to be summarily brought to (and even below!) the earth by the actual movie? George Satayana is laughing his ass off at y'all.
I remain cautiously optimistic...
by Empire1981
Mar 10th, 2008
08:54:42 AM
This poster is great, and so was the trailer... this and dark knight are by far the most exciting prospects this year... but lest we forget the prequels...
NOW YOU WILL GIVE ME NURHAGI
by BringingSexyBack
Mar 10th, 2008
08:54:54 AM
That's an awfully small guy!
YOU KEEP THE GIRL, I GET ANOTHER!
by BringingSexyBack
Mar 10th, 2008
08:56:03 AM
Lao Che: Masta Pimp
Howdy BSB
by Abominable Snowcone
Mar 10th, 2008
08:56:17 AM
They're making me like, DO STUFF at work. Hmpfh!
DarkHawke, I went in expecting a kids movie
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks
Mar 10th, 2008
08:56:21 AM
Indy, though by no means adult fare certainly is meant for a more mature audience.
Awesome!
by Proman1984
Mar 10th, 2008
08:57:08 AM
Awesome! Awesome! Finally I agree! Awesome!
GO TO PANKOT PALACE AND FIND SIVALINGA AND BRING BACK TO US
by BringingSexyBack
Mar 10th, 2008
08:57:47 AM
And if you have time, free our children from slavery too.
This poster is almost as good as
by Abominable Snowcone
Mar 10th, 2008
08:58:28 AM
the posters for Timerider and Megaforce. Actually, I really do like the Timerider poster.
YO ABOMS - ANY DAY AN INDY POSTER IS RELEASED
by BringingSexyBack
Mar 10th, 2008
08:58:44 AM
Is a day you gotta take off!
Even the lighthearted Last Crusade had some
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks
Mar 10th, 2008
08:59:49 AM
visceral violence(albiet cartoon like) such as when Indy shoots the Luger through the Nazis, and when Henry Sr shoots the tank cannon into the truckload of guys.
BSB
by Abominable Snowcone
Mar 10th, 2008
08:59:49 AM
You make a good point. That Indian guy was asking a lot of Indy. And why did Indy agree? It's like, "Um, no. We just got dumped out of an airplane after being poisoned and shot at a night club. We need a day off. Sorry about your Sanka stone, or whatever."
YOU'LL BE ALIVE, BUT LIKE A NIGHTMARE
by BringingSexyBack
Mar 10th, 2008
09:00:49 AM
Kind of like the last 8 years of Bush.
Hey guys, remember he did offer them filth to eat
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks
Mar 10th, 2008
09:02:12 AM
they owed this village for like a months labor.
Um, that didn't look too good
by Sicco
Mar 10th, 2008
09:04:35 AM
I like the idea and everything, but my god, what's with all the white around the characters in the center of the poster? The back-lighting makes sense, but NOT WHEN THE CHARACTERS ARE IN FRONT OF OTHERS. Winstone shouldn't have any of it, and it should be toned down on Blanchett. Look at the older ones, they are based on the same idea (bright instances in the poster, with lighting on the characters reflecting that), only they didn't overdo it, and they didn't have it where it didn't fit. It doesn't really look very good as it is, but it can be fixed pretty easily.
I'd be like
by Abominable Snowcone
Mar 10th, 2008
09:04:58 AM
"Sure, I'll find your Sanka stones and rescue your kids from slavery. But first, why don't you SUCK my YANKEE DOODLE. C'mon Shorty, let's go Sweetheart. We're OUT of HERE."
WHY IS MARION SMILING?
by BringingSexyBack
Mar 10th, 2008
09:06:20 AM
Viagra.
Every day I pray to Allah
by Abominable Snowcone
Mar 10th, 2008
09:06:34 AM
Let me die, let me die. But he does not, and I wake up to a world where Rob Zombie remade Halloween with a bunch of hillbillies and COPS rejects.
Hey BSB, try having a squinty eyed pensioner
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks
Mar 10th, 2008
09:07:38 AM
in charge. Our leader was a blight for 10 freakin years. He took from the poor and gave to the rich, but thats not his most heinous crime. The man who led Australia and who loved cricket, could't bowl the length of a cricket pitch. The image of him tossing a ball 2 ft and having it bounce and roll maybe 3 more is forever burned in my brain.
I'D BE LIKE
by BringingSexyBack
Mar 10th, 2008
09:07:42 AM
Can I at least get a fork? And some of that Tikka Masala you're hiding in that pot over there?
Indy should have just shot the Indian
by Abominable Snowcone
Mar 10th, 2008
09:07:54 AM
like he did with the swordsman in Raiders. "Find your stones? Rescue your kids? Tell you what. Why don't you have some of THIS?"

BLAM BLAM

BringingSexBack
by Bobo_Vision
Mar 10th, 2008
09:08:28 AM
"If you have time, save our children from slavery too."

Hilarious.

You just know
by Abominable Snowcone
Mar 10th, 2008
09:09:00 AM
as soon as Indy and the gang left for their trek to Pangkot, the indian village broke out a truckload of Big Macs and Papa John Pizzas and ate it, with the Indian guy pointing in their direction and laughing his toothless laugh.
Uh, ok... awesome
by Jack Colby
Mar 10th, 2008
09:09:38 AM
Looks like a comic book cover. And I'm glad to see there will be a hilarious gag of Indy running from natives again. I'm sure they'll play that up for all the comedic value it deserves (and more!) I'm sorry, this is about what was expected. The teaser poster was much more interesting and unexpected than this.
WELL HE WAS CONNED INTO THE COALITION OF THE WILLING
by BringingSexyBack
Mar 10th, 2008
09:10:02 AM
That doesn't say much about his intellect. Whatever happened to that coalition anyway? They went home?
Yeah, they just wanted to see the blonde
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks
Mar 10th, 2008
09:10:45 AM
Dammit I meant to say
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks
Mar 10th, 2008
09:11:33 AM
see the blonde eat goat shit.
They stole our stones, our children
by Abominable Snowcone
Mar 10th, 2008
09:11:41 AM
and our womens' good looks. If you have time, can you shave the goatbush from our womens' nanoos?
Yeah for two supposed guys of intellect
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks
Mar 10th, 2008
09:13:07 AM
Ol' John Howard and Tony Blair sure backed a dud horse huh?
INDY SHOULD'VE BEEN LIKE "I'LL FIND THAT STONE"
by BringingSexyBack
Mar 10th, 2008
09:14:20 AM
"Then all your bases are belong to us!! Muahahhahaa!!!!"

(Flings whip) Whuppassssshhhh!!

Indy was their messiah...
by Bobo_Vision
Mar 10th, 2008
09:14:56 AM
...who fell from the sky. So the funny is not that they asked so much of him, but all they asked for was the stones. Because with the stones, their crops and water would come back. But they didn't ask Indy to bring the kids back. Indy just sort of took on that mission on his own. Hence, the funny.
Snowcone that shit cracked me up.
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks
Mar 10th, 2008
09:15:00 AM
Bumblebee Tuna. Excuse me, your balls are showing. Bumblebee tuna...
WHAT'S EVEN FUNNIER IS EVEN WILLIE AND SHORT ROUND
by BringingSexyBack
Mar 10th, 2008
09:16:37 AM
wanted to leave without the kids. hehe!
Please let me die
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks
Mar 10th, 2008
09:18:56 AM
I pray to Sheba let me die but, he does not.
INDY SHOULD HAVE SAID
by BringingSexyBack
Mar 10th, 2008
09:20:11 AM
"Did you try stabbing yourself?"
BMacSmith
by Jack Colby
Mar 10th, 2008
09:20:15 AM
That is Short Round, to the upper right of Marion. He's really changed over the years though.
"MAYBE BASH YOUR HEAD ON A ROCK?"
by BringingSexyBack
Mar 10th, 2008
09:20:42 AM
Did you try that?
I THINK HE PRAYED TO SHIVA
by BringingSexyBack
Mar 10th, 2008
09:21:29 AM
Sheba's a brand of cat food. hehe!!
Sorry bout that, I'm drunk
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks
Mar 10th, 2008
09:21:30 AM
you strangle some of their chickens, you burn down their fuckin hooch? You say sorry bout that. Let me hear you say it Erickson.
"I found your stones.
by Abominable Snowcone
Mar 10th, 2008
09:27:49 AM
Sadly, two of them fell in the goddamn river when I was trying to keep my heart from being torn out of my chest. And the one I did save, the batteries wore out and the plastic casing is cracked. I think Wal-Mart has the same model on sale this week. Oh, and I found your kids, but most of them refused to come back because they're eating better as slaves than they did here"
"Indy, pweeze! I WUV YOU!!"
by Abominable Snowcone
Mar 10th, 2008
09:29:57 AM
SMACK!!

"Wait! He's MINE! He's MY little fortune cookie funtoy!"

fuckin jesus snowcone, keep it up.
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks
Mar 10th, 2008
09:31:00 AM
For cryin out loud there's a kid driving the car
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks
Mar 10th, 2008
09:32:45 AM
Indiana Jones, child labor exploitation at its finest.
I wonder how much indy paid to Jolie-up Short Round
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks
Mar 10th, 2008
09:34:23 AM
I always knew his hookup story was bogus.
"Where did you find HIM?"
by Abominable Snowcone
Mar 10th, 2008
09:39:04 AM
"Well one day I found a magic golden lamp in a cave, and when I rubbed it, Shorty popped out, baseball cap and all, with an order of Mu Goo Gai Pan, a cup of Won Ton soup and an eggroll. Marcus wouldn't take him at the museum."
"Gun! Were's my GUN?!"
by Abominable Snowcone
Mar 10th, 2008
09:41:39 AM
"I burnt my fingers and I CRACKED a nail!"

SMACK! SLAP! "I'll crack your nail, Blondie!" SMACK! CRACK! "Do you have any MORE antidote in those bazoongas of yours, doll?"

"Okie Dokie, Dr. Jones, hold on to your potato!"
by Bobo_Vision
Mar 10th, 2008
09:45:33 AM
Willie: Your potato? What have you and this kid been up to?

Indy: Heh, I don't know what he's talking about. (blush)

These posters are so bland
by I Dunno
Mar 10th, 2008
09:46:45 AM
They all look the same. Just like the prequel posters. What happened to that bad ass Empire Strikes Back poster, why can't they be more like that?
START THE ENGINE!! START IT UP!! START IT UP!!
by uss cygnus
Mar 10th, 2008
09:51:13 AM
I hate snakes, Jock! I HATE EM! That, and movies where the lead is clearly past his prime and going for the paycheck! This is my friend Jar-Jar--I mean, Shia!
Put it next to the posters for the other 3 films...
by Head In A Box
Mar 10th, 2008
10:03:58 AM
And it fits RIGHT in perfectly!

Bravo Drew! Bravo!
Indy looks too silver...
by ChavoDelOcho
Mar 10th, 2008
10:09:10 AM
and Ford looks too young.
That doesn't really look like him
by CherryValance
Mar 10th, 2008
10:10:45 AM
It makes him look older than he actually looks in real life. It's the eyebrows. And Cate Blanchett's eyes are too far apart!?! I'm not a poster freak but this is obviously done by the same people who did the prequels posters so I don't get what happened here. And I didn't know Meathead was in this movie either. When did that happen?
You know it's bad when poster Indy emotes more than real Indy
by SpyGuy
Mar 10th, 2008
10:10:57 AM
Calling Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard...Please check Harrison Ford and make sure he still has a pulse...
Love it
by slone13
Mar 10th, 2008
10:14:48 AM
Love it
by slone13
Mar 10th, 2008
10:14:48 AM
Is that Dom Delouise or Chef Paul Pudhomme?
by Diagnostic
Mar 10th, 2008
10:24:45 AM
Written by Mel Brooks.
CLASSIC.
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Mar 10th, 2008
10:24:52 AM
Great poster. And it's definitely kicking it in the old school classic style. The imagery works - I like it.
And the funniest thing about this poster...
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Mar 10th, 2008
10:27:14 AM
...is the comment messi left on CHUD's article.
Temple of Doom alternate ending
by Bobo_Vision
Mar 10th, 2008
10:29:42 AM
http://tinyurl.com/3c4fun
Opening to Temple of Doom...
by film_is_dead
Mar 10th, 2008
10:30:33 AM
...is the best sequence in all of the Indy films! I always wished they'd go back and do a whole movie based on the Shanghai opening.
film_is_dead
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Mar 10th, 2008
10:36:32 AM
I have to respectfully disagree. IMHO, nothing beats the Indy going after the Ark on horseback / whip-under-truck maneuver sequence. One of the most perfectly executed and memorable scenes in all of film. That's when everyone knew (if they hadn't already figured it out by then) that Indiana Jones was an absolute badass.
Why is this poster awesome?
by Warcraft
Mar 10th, 2008
10:43:53 AM
It looks exactly like every other poster by this artist, or anyone else who's copied him. Big main character face in the middle, surrounded by smaller supporting cast members, and a scene of the movie at the bottom. Big effing deal Quint. Prepare to be dissapointed just as much with this film as you were with the SW Prequels. I'm prepared for it, so should everyone else be.
I think the Temple opening gambit
by Abominable Snowcone
Mar 10th, 2008
10:44:18 AM
is okay, but not great because it's too damn comical. It asks to not be taken seriously, so we don't. I mean, a flaming shishkabob to the chest? A frantic search for a diamond on a dance floor, and a container of ice is conveniently spilled? The opening to Raiders is the best.
DIE HARD IN A SHANGHAI
by BringingSexyBack
Mar 10th, 2008
10:46:22 AM
Nice try, Lao Che!
OFF-TOPIC: JUST REWATCHED DIE HARD 2 YESTERDAY
by BringingSexyBack
Mar 10th, 2008
10:47:27 AM
and saw Willaim Sadler's rock hard buttocks. Wow!
* DRIVES BY 'CLUB OBI-WAN' *
by BringingSexyBack
Mar 10th, 2008
10:50:10 AM
Very funny, George. Haha.
OPENING TO DIE HARD 2 THE BEST EVER
by BringingSexyBack
Mar 10th, 2008
10:56:34 AM
McClane getting pwned by a traffic cop, and William Sadler doing nekkid Tai Chi?

GOLD!

Raiders > Skull
by performingmonkey
Mar 10th, 2008
10:59:41 AM
Skull is just gonna be over-lit safe 'action' with no danger, unlike in Raiders where you REALLY FEEL that any second Indy could fall under that truck. The truck chase stunts are better than anything that could possibly appear in Skull.
VERY NICE!!!
by Broseph
Mar 10th, 2008
11:07:20 AM
Looks pretty bad ass.i'll have to dust off the boxset before that's released
Upper left hand corner of the poster
by Atticus Finch
Mar 10th, 2008
11:14:55 AM
There is a face in the stone across from the band on Indy's fedora in the upper left hand corner of the poster.
the skull
by redkamel
Mar 10th, 2008
11:15:35 AM
the skull looks stupid.
Never really liked the opening to Temple
by systemsbroom
Mar 10th, 2008
11:21:18 AM
That musical number really bugged me. And what made Indy cool (for me) was that he was both scholar and adventurer, so seeing him haggle over selling some archeological relic for a diamond just didn't feel right.
BSB Well you know
by Abominable Snowcone
Mar 10th, 2008
11:23:21 AM
you look real familiar to me.

I get that a lot. I've been on TV. With my rock-hard glutes.

Raiders of the Caribbean
by bobinnova
Mar 10th, 2008
11:23:43 AM
What's the deal with Blanchett holding a saber in her hand? I thought this movie was to take place in the 1950s not the 1750s. Isn't she supposed to be a Russian officer? Put an AK-47 or something modern in her hand. Also, does anyone get the impression that if you put a Nazi helmet on the crystal skull you got the Vader mask?
Elizabeth: The Olden Age
by Kloipy
Mar 10th, 2008
11:26:36 AM
for great opening scenes
by Kloipy
Mar 10th, 2008
11:30:22 AM
I'd have to point to Night of the Living Dead. It's creepy and really strange and just really sets the tone for the rest of the movie.
Systemsbroom, I didn't like the opening to Temple either.
by NoDiggity
Mar 10th, 2008
11:40:58 AM
A musical number? For five minutes? With hideous closeups of that woman's face throughout. And Indy trading a historical artifact for a boring looking piece of cut glass was utterly out of character. Then you had to believe that a guy who has been poisoned will gradually become more and more agile in his attempt to retrieve the antidote to the poison that should be making him less and less agile. And we are supposed to buy that the bad guys would sacrifice a valuable airplane and risk the dangers of parachuting, rather than simply shooting Indy and Willie in their sleep.
The opening of Evil Dead 2 is great
by Abominable Snowcone
Mar 10th, 2008
11:42:05 AM
because it's a quick recap of Evil Dead one, and gives you a taste of the greatness that is Ash. How would you like to give your girl a necklace, then an hour later behead and dismember her?
Actually...
by Abominable Snowcone
Mar 10th, 2008
11:42:49 AM
he didn't dismember her. That's why she comes back as a zombie. He couldn't do it till later.
that is very true Abom
by Kloipy
Mar 10th, 2008
11:49:35 AM
How is this for a fucked up beginning-
Camera opens inside a house and starts slowly going from the 1st floor up the stairs to the hallway where we see the some low light coming from a room towards the back of the house. We hear a man grunting and a woman moaning in ecstasy, the camera slowly pans into the room where we see a guy ramming someone from behind. The camera moves closer in and just almost out of frame you can see a television on with a porno playing (that's where we hear the moaning from), the camera slowly moves beside him to reveal he is having sex with a headless corpse. Cut to titles.
That's how I'm opening Tremors 5
Indie, what is this 'pwned'?
by Emit Brown
Mar 10th, 2008
11:49:43 AM
what the hell do you cyber linguists mean by 'pwned'?! I see this all the time and it annoys the hell out of me. what is this?
Indiana Jones and the Search for Kloipy's balls..
by glovedone
Mar 10th, 2008
11:50:22 AM
SPOILER: they are in Abom's mouth...
also
by Kloipy
Mar 10th, 2008
12:02:15 PM
I'd even venture to say that the Sixth Sense has a great opening. It was really fucking creepy the first time you saw it. Any time an emaciated adult is standing in someone elses bathroom, only briefs(or what looked like an adult diaper) that's some scary shit
glovedone
by Abominable Snowcone
Mar 10th, 2008
12:04:44 PM
When I banged your mom over the weekend she told me she hates you.
The skull looks like the aliens on South Park
by Bobo_Vision
Mar 10th, 2008
12:09:19 PM
Abom
by glovedone
Mar 10th, 2008
12:14:25 PM
u silly little bitch. you made my day!
NoDiggity
by systemsbroom
Mar 10th, 2008
12:16:22 PM
I can appreciate how the musical number sort of foreshadowed a lot of what happened later, but yeah, it was too long, and annoyingly out of place.

I also felt bad for that asian waiter character, who was introduced so that he could die for Indy. But aside from the intro and that embarrassing palace feast segment (monkey brains and live snakes? C'mon, George, these are *Indians* for chrissakes. They aren't *that* freaky or exotic), the rest is great.

Indy and the diamond
by sapno_krei
Mar 10th, 2008
12:16:36 PM
I think part of the character arc in Temple of Doom was to show Indy changing his ways from "forture and glory" hunter to altruistic hero (the movie took place before Raiders, after all).

Of course, this would later be contradicted in later stories (Indy III and Young Indy), which showed Indy as being a pretty stand-up guy throughout his life. Unless Temple of Doom was just a glimpse of his "dark years". Man, am I reading too much into this or what?

Sapno
by Abominable Snowcone
Mar 10th, 2008
12:20:56 PM
A fair assessment, but Crusade would have us believe that even as a boy scout, Indy knew that important artifacts "belong in a museum!" Of course, between the ages of 14-30, I'm sure he discovers women, and academia, which might make him semi-interested in earning respect, if not fame, as an archeologist. Those dudes in Raiders sought him out for a reason. I myself am an expert spelunker of glovedone's mom's wondrous caverns.
The creep factor
by sapno_krei
Mar 10th, 2008
12:23:07 PM
Raiders had snakes. Temple had bugs. Crusade had rats. now it looks like Kingdom has Shia. I keed, I keed (though he seems to be in every movie ad nauseaum these days, he's not a bad actor). Seriously though, any word on whether Spielberg and company upped the ante with another creepy crawly animal in Indy 4?
Indiana Jones:The teen yrars
by Kloipy
Mar 10th, 2008
12:23:28 PM
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Poon
Did I mention... Kate Blanchett with a FUCKING sword?
by Proman1984
Mar 10th, 2008
12:32:20 PM
Awesome!
sapno_krei
by systemsbroom
Mar 10th, 2008
12:33:16 PM
Yeah, I get that there is an arc in Temple where Indy starts off as more of just a treasure-hunter and ends up caring more about spiritual stuff, but I don't really like that arc. I'd rather that Indy was just simply a badass adventurer out to preserve and study pieces of history.
hmmmm
by ufoclub1977
Mar 10th, 2008
12:35:36 PM
It has that rushed cheap feel like the super sharp, cutout, new Star Wars movies posters... Not cool and more murky and painterly like Star Wars, Empire, or even Raiders of the Lost Ark... Jaws...Bakshi's Lord of the Rings... and the design seems odd with Harrison's head just a bit... a bit clumsy compared to the above mentioned posters. The bottom half is good!
to systembroom
by sapno_krei
Mar 10th, 2008
12:39:35 PM
Yeah, I agree with that. The out-to-get-rich aspect of Dr. Jones probably one reason why TOD is the least watched of the Indy movies in my collection. The other is the incongruency of Indy saying he doesn't believe in magic and superstition a year later in RAIDERS.
Don't be mad Abom...
by glovedone
Mar 10th, 2008
12:50:38 PM
just because God created you retarded and gave you female genitalia, doesn't give the right to be so angry. Embrace your life. If that doesn't work, you can always play checkers by yourself, wearing the helmet to protect your "crystal skull" while rubbing your vagina
Quint, what you're really trying to tell us is...
by Stupendous Man
Mar 10th, 2008
12:52:43 PM
that its awesome... or am i confused? :)
The "Creepy Crawlie" in KOTCS
by PirateEmery
Mar 10th, 2008
12:59:53 PM
Giant Fire Ants. I kid you not...
Giant Fire Ants?
by Abominable Snowcone
Mar 10th, 2008
01:04:56 PM
Why'd it have to be giant fire ants?
Hi-Res Here
by Tennynche
Mar 10th, 2008
01:07:25 PM
http://www.indianajones.com/si te/media/downloads/posters/ij4 -poster33.jpg
wikipedia says
by Abominable Snowcone
Mar 10th, 2008
01:10:37 PM
Shia's character name is Mutt Williams. Mutt? And Winstone's character, Mac, is like an amalgam of Marcus and Sallah. John Hurt is cast in an as-yet unknown role.
Giant Ants - I knew it!
by finky089
Mar 10th, 2008
01:12:23 PM
Why not just throw some Rodents Of Unusual Size in there, too??
Don't be mad glovedone
by finky089
Mar 10th, 2008
01:14:05 PM
Just because Abom's got more access to vagina than you'll ever have doesn't mean you still can't dream.

Now, go the fuck away because nobody here is soliciting for your bullshit.

Abom, Hurt's got to be Abner Ravenwood
by finky089
Mar 10th, 2008
01:16:35 PM
I'm still not thrilled withthe idea that we wasn't really dead (or, perhaps, he's a zombie!) but I'm holding onto fleeting hope that the retconned reasoning for his "return to life" is a good one (I assume it'll be that he was captured and held b/c of his knowledge of the skulls.)
finky, I agree with your Abner hypothesis
by just pillow talk
Mar 10th, 2008
01:19:16 PM
Though it's an awful long time to remain captured and alive.
Finky! Welcome back my friend
by Kloipy
Mar 10th, 2008
01:19:35 PM
good to see ya, man
By the way, I see Venom's face in the skull
by finky089
Mar 10th, 2008
01:20:37 PM
just look real hard, turn it upside down, revese it, then turn it around again. Shermdawg knows it's true.
finky089
by Abominable Snowcone
Mar 10th, 2008
01:21:54 PM
Yeah, I read that someplace too. Knowing Steve and George, they'll probably have the long-'dead' Professor Abner come back to earth on the Alien spaceship, to be welcomed home during a tearful embrace with daughter Marion. And he'll probably have alien secrets to give Indy to beat the commies in the race for the uh, skull or whatever. Then they'll dine on ham and prune juice and shit their pants.
Hey! Kloipy, finky089 and pillow
by Abominable Snowcone
Mar 10th, 2008
01:22:47 PM
Warciples, ride
WHERE IS SALLAH?
by Det. John Kimble
Mar 10th, 2008
01:23:27 PM
No Jonathan Rhys-Davies = poo.
"Warciples, ride"
by Kloipy
Mar 10th, 2008
01:25:14 PM
that kills me every time Abom
Hey pillow and Kloipy
by finky089
Mar 10th, 2008
01:25:17 PM
it's good to be back. Though work is going to keep me busy all day and night for most of this week.

A little birdie told me there was some Indy news today, though.

What up Funky!!!!
by glovedone
Mar 10th, 2008
01:25:56 PM
How would you know about the vagina quota that Abom (questionably) gets? You guys are flaming!
Then they'll dine on ham and prune juice and shit their pants.
by finky089
Mar 10th, 2008
01:26:44 PM
hahaha

I hope the movie ends on that EXACT cue. They shit teir pants, 1,2,3 - then cut to the credits and the Raiders march theme.

"Warciples, ride!"
by finky089
Mar 10th, 2008
01:27:42 PM
"Kloipy, Abom, Pillow, follow me! I know the way!"

"Got lost in his own Talkback, you say?"

"Yep."

ass pickles ride!!!!
by glovedone
Mar 10th, 2008
01:28:52 PM
All posters should be illustrations, not lame photos
by Utamoh
Mar 10th, 2008
01:29:56 PM
I wonder why we don't have more movie posters like this, instead of the usual lazy Photoshop montages that are quickly forgotten about. There are lots of great illustrators that should be hired to create posters.
because glovey, any vag Abom gets is automatically
by finky089
Mar 10th, 2008
01:30:13 PM
more than the "strict dick" diet your dad mandates for you.
Finky
by Abominable Snowcone
Mar 10th, 2008
01:31:02 PM
A great reference from the end of Crusade, the banter between Indy and Pops.

Following the Warciples on their adventures can prove to be...enlightening. Like a FLK.

you guys are ass-pickles!!!
by glovedone
Mar 10th, 2008
01:31:32 PM
just when i thought that the funky,sloppy, abom triad couldn't get any gayer...
that's hilarious FInky
by Kloipy
Mar 10th, 2008
01:31:41 PM
I picture the Indy Theme blaring while he's putting on his booties, walking down the hall to the rec room to eat pudding and put together a puzzle of a Thomas Kincaid picture of a snowy cottege
I was just gonna ignore him
by Abominable Snowcone
Mar 10th, 2008
01:32:33 PM
and hope he goes away, like a retarded bumblebee. He knows his mom is a total Sleestack, with a giant callous on the back of her head from the number of times she's been donkey-punched.
Abom...
by glovedone
Mar 10th, 2008
01:35:21 PM
loves ass-pickles.OWNED!
But before going to the rec room
by Abominable Snowcone
Mar 10th, 2008
01:36:12 PM
to complete his puzzle, Indy will query the nursing staff to see if they've found his dentures (even though he's wearing them). His costume will consist of the aforementioned booties, powder blue pajamas, a dingy pink bathrobe, and the fedora. Instead of a whip / manpurse there may be a colostomy bag and / or IV tubes, trailing to an IV wheeler that he drags around. But I don't want him too fettered. It's hard to play shuffleboard that way.
wikipedia says?
by slone13
Mar 10th, 2008
01:36:50 PM
Now there's a trustworthy source...
Pillow, it is a long time to keep Abner captive
by finky089
Mar 10th, 2008
01:36:59 PM
Seems there's just alot of "cheats" for Lucas and SS to overcome to make Abner's return viable, but here's hoping.

For me, the Ark stands as one of the biggest obstacles. I mean, Indy and Abner supposedly worked very close together and Indy knew the Ark was "his obsession, really." So much so, that the Nazis sought him out above all others when they found Tanis. Are we now to believe that either Indy had no idea about his mentor's "other" passion? Or did he know all along and we never knew about it?

I guess it's possible, too, that maybe Abner "inherited" an artifact or some vital information from another person (a colleague?), but maybe didn't realize how vital the info or artifact was until he was captured. And then was never released because he "knew too much", but could still be of use when/if his captors got close to solving the riddle of the crystal skulls.

yeah yeah yeah...
by glovedone
Mar 10th, 2008
01:37:04 PM
we get it already. Indy is getting old. next!
INDIANA JONES AND THE LEGEND OF THE WARCIPLE
by BringingSexyBack
Mar 10th, 2008
01:39:41 PM
Holy shit you guys shoulda pitched that.
THAT'S "WARCIPLES"
by BringingSexyBack
Mar 10th, 2008
01:40:10 PM
Yeah, good title man.
INDIANA JONES AND THE LEGEND OF ASS-PICKLE
by glovedone
Mar 10th, 2008
01:41:22 PM
SPOLIER: it's in Finky's digestive system after he ate it out of Abom's ass.OWNED!
COVER YOUR HEART INDY!! COVER YOUR HEART!!
by BringingSexyBack
Mar 10th, 2008
01:41:51 PM
Mola Ram: "Good idea!"

(Goes for heart)

yeah finky, unless it wasn't "his" passion
by just pillow talk
Mar 10th, 2008
01:44:33 PM
but when captured they 'forced' him to begin a new search.
INDIANA JONES AND THE MYSTERY OF KLOIPY AND ABOM'S "FRIENDSHIP"
by glovedone
Mar 10th, 2008
01:45:02 PM
wouldn't it be wonderful
by Kloipy
Mar 10th, 2008
01:45:04 PM
if at the end of this movie, Indy woke up in a hospital bed, he's 87 years old and his family is sitting in the room around him, grandkids watching the TV, Indy's kids just reading magazines. He slowly sits up in bed and starts to tell them the story of the the Ark, but the kids aren't interested and the parents just look at the watch and say
"Ok dad, looks like we gotta get out of here now. but we will see you in 2 months for Easter, ok? You just rest. Bye."

Then they leave and it closes on Indy, alone and old in a nursing home room by himself, staring out a window as a tear rolls down his cheek

wouldn't it be wonderful
by glovedone
Mar 10th, 2008
01:46:43 PM
if you didn't say stupid shit all the time
Kloipy
by just pillow talk
Mar 10th, 2008
01:48:56 PM
Or if in a little box he has a little mouse that does tricks? Oh wait....
speaking of rodents, Pillow..
by glovedone
Mar 10th, 2008
01:50:03 PM
Did you ever get that one out of Abom's ass?
slone13
by Abominable Snowcone
Mar 10th, 2008
01:50:27 PM
I didn't say wiki is the be-all-end-all for veracity. I just pointed out that this is what they have posted about Indy 4.

Kloipy, I like your poignant scene with grandpa Indy being abandoned by the grandkids and weeping silently. If Ford plays the role, he will win an oscar. There's no debate.

Indy's daily routine at the home should consist of finding seemingly mundane objects, like some old lady's knitting needle, and Indy will find it and think he's found "The Diving Probe of Sal-Mon-Ra" or some major artifact. And the nursing staff just goes along with it.

But oh God, sometimes the Crystal Skull is so long
by Kloipy
Mar 10th, 2008
01:51:00 PM
OR IF INDY IS SURFING YOUPORN.COM AT THE NURSING HOME
by BringingSexyBack
Mar 10th, 2008
01:51:26 PM
"Now this is an adventure!"
GLOVDONE I OWN YOUR FAGGOT ASS!!!
by suit and tie
Mar 10th, 2008
01:53:03 PM
AND YOUR FUCKING QUEER BIFF/BRAFF NAMES TOO!!! FUCKING OWNED AND PWNED COCKSUCKER!!!!! NOW GET BACK OUT ON THE STREETS AND SUCK COCK AND TAKE IT IN THE ASS, DADDY NEEDS A NEW PAIR OF GATORS!!!!! I OWNEN YOU FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUC KING LOSER!!!!!!!!!!! YOU WANT TO JOIN THE REST OF THE HOMOS WHO TALK STAR WARS SHIT AND THEY WON'T LET YOU. SO YOU CRY LIKE A BITCH ON THE RAG WITH NO TAMPONS OWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET THE FUCK BACK TO THE CORNER LITTLE BITCH AND DRINK UP THE MILKSHAKE FROM OUT OF A MANS COCK YOU FUCKING TRANNY!!!!!!!!!!OWNED!!!!!!!!
I'm not sure about this "suit and tie" guy
by Abominable Snowcone
Mar 10th, 2008
01:55:19 PM
he's not on our side, but he's definitely not on Glove's. He's like an elemental force of indiscriminate hate. "Cry like a bitch on the rag with no tampons?" I kind of like that.
THAT'S OWNING ALRIGHT
by BringingSexyBack
Mar 10th, 2008
01:55:58 PM
Good job!
Wow...
by glovedone
Mar 10th, 2008
01:56:17 PM
Suit and tie, I'm flattered that you took the time to respond to me. I've never seen so many caps and exclamation points! you are a big boy now!
ABOM - BE CAUTIOUS
by BringingSexyBack
Mar 10th, 2008
01:56:59 PM
He may be a double-agent trying to infiltrate the Warciples clan.
Spoiler Alert
by bobinnova
Mar 10th, 2008
01:57:36 PM
Watch for a cameo of Ben Affleck in this movie with Shia singing "I'm fucking Harrison Ford...". Don't get it? Watch the video on Jimmy Kimmel.
Abom
by just pillow talk
Mar 10th, 2008
01:58:28 PM
They are all the same..."thing". It's up to four user id's now.
Abom, I like the patronizing staff at the home
by Kloipy
Mar 10th, 2008
01:58:48 PM
"Oh yeah Mr. Jones! That's incredible that you found the lost bedpan of Ra the sun god. You truly are a hero." then they hum his theme song, and make fun of him and hide his belongings all over the home and make him search for them or go on his 'adventures' again.
Pillow
by Kloipy
Mar 10th, 2008
02:00:13 PM
I thought so too
BSB you're probably right
by Abominable Snowcone
Mar 10th, 2008
02:00:17 PM