Eventually he and a few suits will wise up and put him in a sitcom where he belongs. I could structure a sitcom for him and write a pilot in my sleep. He's that obvious.

Uh..this sounds like something made up. Like I'd say something like this to make my moviegoing friends laugh... 'The Rock' in: Race to Witch Mountain, the harrowing tale of two alien kids looking for Ernie Albert, but instead finding their space ship has been polished, shined up very nicely, turned sideways and then is unceremoniously shoved straight up their candy asses. In color.

Rated X

I have the Escape From and Return To box set of the originals on DVD. These two flicks, Condorman, and The Devil and Max Devlin were the four MOST played flicks at the Benjamin household when I was a little kid. I had all the OG Disney clamshell hits, but their original movie-type things...like 'Watcher in the Woods' were fucking great. Man, Walt Disney needs to thaw out some of THOSE bad boys, get people on the fuckin' ball with the Condorman!

Witch Mountain returns with a kid and his harmonica and his sister and her ability to chat with animal type people. Neat!

Michael J. Fox in : 'The Shakiest Gun in the West'

'Herbie Goes Apeshit'

'10,000 miles in a straight line under the sea, not 10,000 fathoms deep beneath the sea, you numb fucks'.

'Watcher in the Girl's Locker Room'

'The Latino Cauldron'

'The Computer Wore Slave-Labor Made Keds'...And many more...

McHale's Navy?--ah, done already

Wizard of Oz?--yea, Tin Man sucked

I would list the rest, but just don't have time for 100+ re-do's of someone else's work. Are new ideas really in such short supply? Or are network and film studio execs lacking vision, and unwilling to take any risks at all....