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Do we have the mommy and daddy for the LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT remake?

first! by phalaughul	Mar 5th, 2008 01:39:55 AM

Monica Potter? by caruso_stalker217	Mar 5th, 2008 01:43:13 AM
What the hell for?
We hope this thing goes down the toilet... by Charlie & Tex	Mar 5th, 2008 02:15:02 AM
...and maybe the trend for pointlessly remaking classic movies will end.
Isn't this .like the 2 billionth remake of this thing? by skywalkerfamily	Mar 5th, 2008 02:15:33 AM
JEEZ HOLLYWOOD!
Amazing by Morrollan	Mar 5th, 2008 02:18:28 AM
So we had a writers strike for what? More remake drek? Wow money well spent.
DEMON DAVE!!!! by messi	Mar 5th, 2008 02:34:59 AM
Where is he!
Space by Space	Mar 5th, 2008 02:55:12 AM
Actually, even Cravens film was a remake. Bergmans The Virgin Spring.
Looks like the bases... by poeticwarriorII	Mar 5th, 2008 03:45:40 AM
have been pretty well covered. Hollywood continues its plunge into irrelevance.
Iliadis is not a rookie by Vern	Mar 5th, 2008 03:49:06 AM
He's a Greek music video director who did a movie called HARDCORE in 2004. I watched it after they hired him to direct this, and it's pretty decent. I wrote a review at http://www.geocities.com/outla wvern/ ReviewsH.html#hardcore
Ted McGinley, huh? by hktelemacher	Mar 5th, 2008 03:50:28 AM
That I'd actually pay to see. As it stands right now, not so much. Craven's original has a vibe that just can't be recreated today. When it's not veering into unwatchably embarassing (the scenes with the local cops) it's accidentally but masterfully traversing tones (Hess's music is seemingly inappropriate but aces) and defining the best of that "grindhouse" feel, for lack of a better term. It's charming and dirty and amateurish and perfect all at once and there's no way to knowingly recreate that kind of special quality. The plot is the last thing that makes the original work, and it's the only thing the remake seems to have going for it. And now the casting is going all TNT original movie on us. We know drama.
Goddamnit. by SebastianHaff	Mar 5th, 2008 04:30:45 AM
I'd hoped and prayed this would never happen. Last House is untouchable. In my eyes it is a perfect movie, despite its many imperfections. That sounds weird but it's the best way I can describe how I feel about it. It is better than Craven ever ended up being, better than Cunningham, and better than everyone that will ever be involved with a remake. That's what happens when you have a movie that's one of a kind. You can't replicate it. If you do, you end up with Van Sant's PSYCHO. But then, most people don't hold Last House as highly as me, so perhaps it's just nostalgia. I don't think so, though. Fuck this remake. This isn't like Hills Have Eyes, that one was begging for an update. Though for the record, it was most certainly NOT begging for a sequel to said update. That film was ass.
And after that long rant... by SebastianHaff	Mar 5th, 2008 04:35:31 AM
I'd just like to add that if there is any good to come from this unneeded remake, it is that (assuming it's faithful), we're gonna get to see Monica Potter giving head. Monica Potter makes me happy.
The remake where THE GIRL LIVES by reflecto	Mar 5th, 2008 04:44:28 AM
This whole thing should not be done. And MONICA POTTER??
Eh, Um... by Tourist	Mar 5th, 2008 04:51:55 AM
...What will Dave The Demon Defalco have to say about this? I mean, someone ripping off his rip off? He'll be out for a badly staged lycra clad bout of bloody revenge. I really don't see the point in remaking such a thin premise. Not saying it cant be good...But I doubt it will work in the same vein nowdays without going the unrated, unreleasable in a theatre route. Which sort of defeats the purpose since Its already been done.
Charlie&Tex by seppukudkurosawa	Mar 5th, 2008 04:54:34 AM
I've been meaning to ask you this for a few years now, are you one person? Your "we thought this" posts are a little creepy. I just get this image of you both reading the article and both typing every other word in your posts. I don't quite see this remake having the context that the original (remake) had. Post-Vietnam blues. The fact that it was a grainy, weirdly-edited (and scored) third cousin to such throwaway z-movies as The Big Dollhouse was what made the original work for me. I can't see it having the same power with digital photography and a techno/or string score. But I guess it's a broad enough template that it's possible Iliadis might make something out of it.
the girl lives by Vern	Mar 5th, 2008 04:59:08 AM
It's funny because in my review of HARDCORE I actually mentioned that they should probaly do that in the remake. One thing Iliadis had in that movie that Craven didn't in LAST HOUSE is that he obviously identifies strongly with the female protagonists and doesn't treat them just as victims even though they are treated horribly by men throughout the movie. Since this remake is being made (and I agree, it shouldn't be) he should take that strength and apply it to the movie. If he goes by the original story the girls are thrown away after they're raped and tortured. By having one of them barely survive he could theoretically have her be a stronger character who takes part in the revenge. I don't see why not. I also gotta disagree with one thing, I do think it's partly the plot (as simple as it is) that makes the original work. First because of the primal appeal a revenge story always has, and the symmetry of it: bad guys torture daughters. Parents torture bad guys. The end. Second because of the way Craven took the violence to unexpected extremes to show how the parents are being dehumanized by their revenge. It really is pretty much the same plot as THE VIRGIN SPRING which was taken from an old poem or something so its themes that go way back. (And that Craven revisited with mutants in HILLS HAVE EYES.) For me anyway I think that little bit of subtext is a big part of what makes it work. But I agree with pretty much everything else HK and Sebastian said.
I will never understand. by TotoroSan	Mar 5th, 2008 05:39:49 AM
How you nerds can venerate sadistic trash like LHOTL as some kind of artistic masterpieces. It was crap then. It is crap now. And if Craven really did have some kind of message to say in the original (and I seriously don't buy it) then the remake will be yet another exercise in how far can we push the censors in brutality. Until the Unrated DVD comes out, of course. Don't get me worng. Violence in film is often necessary to advance the plot. It shouldn't be the plot.
Meh. by Yeti	Mar 5th, 2008 06:05:22 AM
Whatever.
Wait until they start remaking the real classics. by BrandonGK	Mar 5th, 2008 06:07:12 AM
It's one thing to remake cult favorite (but still B grade) flicks like The Last House on the Left, The Hills Have Eyes, and Hitcher but could you imagine say an Alien remake? It would be a fast pace, jump cut heavy CGI extravaganza with a soundtrack with the latest from Fallout Boy, Maroon 5, and My Chemical Romance. With either Paul W.S. Anderson directing (consider Event Horizon his dry run) and/or Michael Bay producing. I can just see the cast now: Sophia Bush as Ripley complete with girl power attitude and "witty" quips. Ryan Reynolds as Dallas, Rainn Wilson as Ash, Michael Cera as Kane, Shannon Shannyn Sossamon as Lambert, Ludacris as Parker, and Jason Mewes providing some stoner humor comic relief as Brett. Can't you all imagine the horrible possibilities?
Dear Hollywood, Grow some nuts... by solartaco3	Mar 5th, 2008 06:45:07 AM
...and make something original! Thanks!
seppukudkurosawa... by Charlie & Tex	Mar 5th, 2008 06:46:55 AM
We are indeed two people, twin brothers in fact (we were in Shaun & Hot Fuzz). We have very similiar opinions on movies and even if we're not in direct conference with each other, one will be perfectly able to speak for us both - just think of us as being like Nestor in Battle Beyond The Stars! It's also good to hear that we're not the only ones who aren't exactly jazzed about this damned remake. We love Craven's original, but we have a few reservations about it - last year an article of ours on the subject was published in a British horror magazine. Our main bugbears about the original Last House involved some inappropriate music (you'll KNOW the song we're referring to!) and some of the Godawful comic relief that serves to dilute the tension and undermine some of grim tone of the film.
How many times do we need to remake this movie? by Kloipy	Mar 5th, 2008 07:26:42 AM
Seriously, we get the point now. We don't need to see another one. The Virgin Spring is good and LHOTL is good for what it is, but it's still only just alright. It's not the type of movie I want to see more than a couple of times. And the stupid bullshit with the sherrif is so out of place and stupid.
Demon Dave by DonnieDorko	Mar 5th, 2008 07:35:55 AM
Damn, I miss Demon Dave and that talkback. It was hilarious in so many ways.
and.. by DonnieDorko	Mar 5th, 2008 07:36:21 AM
His producer/lawyer of course! hehehe
ohhh yea by grendel69	Mar 5th, 2008 07:37:49 AM
Thats what my life has been missing - a watered down, shitty remake of LHOTL.
Donnie by Kloipy	Mar 5th, 2008 07:38:42 AM
he's busy right now, opening the door to PURE chaos as I believe he stated
The original was shit by MontyPigeon	Mar 5th, 2008 07:39:48 AM
One of the shittest films I've ever seen. Remake it as many times as you want, it will still be shit. People still believe they can polish a turd? It will never happen.
They should remake I Spit on Your Grave by Kloipy	Mar 5th, 2008 07:40:00 AM
but make it more like the Charlies Angels movie, you know make it more fun for the family!
That's right, PURE chaos! by DonnieDorko	Mar 5th, 2008 07:47:51 AM
And after he went on and on how he would dismember people he promptly said: "Now this demon has to go to sleep."
don't forget the crypt of Fa-TAL-aties by Kloipy	Mar 5th, 2008 07:51:24 AM
homicides and SUI-cides
remake reshmake by zangtar	Mar 5th, 2008 07:51:56 AM
All I can say is, I work in South Africa on a lot of films that are either straight to DVD or have something to do about politics and I am stoked that I am finally going to work on a movie in my home town that is being headed by filmmakers whose movies I've really enjoyed.
I really hope for David the Demon's sake by Kloipy	Mar 5th, 2008 08:00:54 AM
that 30 years down the road, someone tries to remake Chaos but calls it Calamity and pretends that they've never seen or heard of Chaos and then on the DVD bonus features some guy sodomizes a wrestler in a morgue
STOP THE REMAKES!!! MAKE SOMETHING ORIGINAL!!! by Shakes The Clown	Mar 5th, 2008 08:27:26 AM
Nobody I know is going to see this movie. Horror fans are dying for something original.
Last House on the Left IS A Remake! by Nabakov	Mar 5th, 2008 08:41:07 AM
Ingmar Bergman's "The Virgin Spring." Check it out.
When will they remake Slaughter Hotel? by 2for2true	Mar 5th, 2008 08:42:33 AM
Now there was a classic....love the scene where the killer traps about 4 girls in a corner and beats'em all to a bloody stump with a morning star....
2for2true! My lord by Kloipy	Mar 5th, 2008 08:45:24 AM
I bow before thee, as your Warciple, I bring good tidings from Jarv, Pillow, Abom, and Finky. Please show mercy on us, we are not shitheels
Show thy mighty Pencil 2True by Kloipy	Mar 5th, 2008 08:48:04 AM
stab the mouths of the interlopers
The Ender Smites Foes by Mr. Nice Gaius	Mar 5th, 2008 08:51:26 AM
FYI - Brokebackcowboy is actually BringingSexyBack. I think a more important question is: Where the FUCK is Juggfuckler???!!!
Oh noes! by Mr. Nice Gaius	Mar 5th, 2008 08:52:20 AM
A 2for2true sighting! I've heard about you.
MNG-Burt be Praised! 2for2true has graced us by Kloipy	Mar 5th, 2008 08:53:41 AM
this is a happy day. We should all take time to meditate on this
Praise 2for2true!!!! by just pillow talk	Mar 5th, 2008 08:58:55 AM
Have you stabbed anyone in the mouth lately with a #2 pencil? If so, did you yell SHITHEEL at him?
we have declared pencil jihad on all shitheels by just pillow talk	Mar 5th, 2008 09:00:21 AM
We have been practicing the ancient art of leadkata.
The riddle of pencil by just pillow talk	Mar 5th, 2008 09:17:45 AM
Lead isn't strong...flesh is stronger! What is a pencil compared to the hand that wields it?
Video Nasties from the 80's in the UK by mattb68	Mar 5th, 2008 09:38:49 AM
I remember as a 15 year back in 1983 when I lived in the UK when Evil Dead, Driller Killer, I Spit on your Grave and this one were classed as video nasties and were banned. My buddy always seemed to be able to get them on VHS and I remember we watched them all in a row over a weekend one summer. Ahh.....VHS video nasty memories from the early 80's in the UK.
Funny how things have changed, mattb68 by Franklin T Marmoset	Mar 5th, 2008 09:50:09 AM
I have those same fond memories you do, mattb68, and there are certain films (Shogun Assassin, The Burning, Zombie Flesh Eaters) that just wouldn't be the same without the blurry visuals and hissing audio of an Nth generation pirate VHS tape. How weird is that you can now wander into a Virgin Megastore and buy most of these films uncut on pristine DVD? It just doesn't seem right. On a related note, for mother's day I bought Marietta J Marmoset a DVD copy of I Spit On Your Grave, which also didn't seem right. You shouldn't, I don't think, buy an old exploitation film where a guy gets his cock cut off for your mother. She insisted that was what she wanted, though - it's one of her favourite films. That one and The Sound Of Music.
Pillow by Kloipy	Mar 5th, 2008 10:00:47 AM
I wish Jarv and Abom were here to witness the 2nd coming! I feel that 2true has smiled down upon you and I today
He came straight from the heavens... by just pillow talk	Mar 5th, 2008 10:02:10 AM
2for2true bless us, each and every one!
I was hoping for some other siting in another thread by just pillow talk	Mar 5th, 2008 10:02:53 AM
but he posts...and POOF!....he's gone!
I was hoping he would speak to me by Kloipy	Mar 5th, 2008 10:06:51 AM
but one must never ask too much lest they get stabbed in the mouth and as a Warcipile there is no greater shame.
The Gods rarely speak to mortals... by just pillow talk	Mar 5th, 2008 10:08:10 AM
One must presume he is dismayed that the word of the Church of Chang has not been spread enough yet.
When I went to look at the updated Scriptures Jarv did by Kloipy	Mar 5th, 2008 10:08:39 AM
I almost started crying when I saw the picture of Burt's sermon on the mount. Just amazing
Burt doesn't speak in words by Kloipy	Mar 5th, 2008 10:09:32 AM
he speaks in bullets
the mustache does the talking.... by just pillow talk	Mar 5th, 2008 10:11:59 AM
The pic of Ash is great too.
i like the last supper by Kloipy	Mar 5th, 2008 10:15:50 AM
and how 2true is just blacked out
2true is also pleased by by Kloipy	Mar 5th, 2008 10:18:52 AM
stump beatings, the more you know!
That's what would happen if any mortal by just pillow talk	Mar 5th, 2008 10:30:50 AM
actual looked up 2for2true with their own eyes. It would be like in the original War of the Worlds...they would be incinerated and the outline of their body would be on the ground.
I gotta jet, I'll see you later Pillow by Kloipy	Mar 5th, 2008 10:36:30 AM
2true is calling
He is in constant communication with his warciples by just pillow talk	Mar 5th, 2008 11:06:03 AM
My stapler just told me to stab the Fedex guy in the mouth. So be it.
GARY GYGAX 1938-2008. Headline it AICN. by Stereotypical Evil Archer	Mar 5th, 2008 11:37:24 AM

It was done better before it was even made. by grungies	Mar 5th, 2008 12:30:05 PM
The Virgin Spring. Not Bergman's best, but far superior to Last House on the Left. I'm sorry, but I don't know how I feel about remakes of remakes.
Virgin Spring by The S man	Mar 5th, 2008 12:56:07 PM
I'll just stay home and rent The Virgin Spring. Thanks though Wes.
Virgin Spring by The S man	Mar 5th, 2008 12:56:13 PM
I'll just stay home and rent The Virgin Spring. Thanks though Wes.
Script Was Great by Mr. Winston	Mar 5th, 2008 01:14:32 PM
At least the version I read about two years ago; kept in all the really "vile" stuff while actually creating a real story and not just making it shock horror/torture porn. In fact, I'd go so far as to say that the script was smart and very effective. And apparently it was written by the assistant to the guy who had the rights to the remake who was a huge fan of the original. You hit the nail on the head, Quint - I deeply respect Craven and what he was going for here, but this is a BAD film in its execution. Craven nailed a concept and a mood (obvious in the way the movie affected some people) and I think that its contributions to horror are many, but to pretend the film "works" is serious idiocy.
Oh happy day! by Lost Jarv	Mar 5th, 2008 01:23:00 PM
2for2true! here in our TB. Tell me mighty one, when will you wreak havoc on the misreable shitheels that have put me on quota time and restricted my ability to spread your holy word?
It is typical of the word of god though, by Lost Jarv	Mar 5th, 2008 01:24:57 PM
that he briefly appears to illuminate his humble warciples before heading off to ponder the unfathomable.
This is truly the most holy of TB's by Lost Jarv	Mar 5th, 2008 01:26:11 PM
and it needs to be number 1 by tomorrow morning. I will use all my quota time to make it so. And remaking LHOTL is a fucking horrible idea. It opens the doorway to TRUE EVIL. Where's juggfuckler when you need him?
Jarv! by Kloipy	Mar 5th, 2008 01:31:02 PM
I see you have seen the good news today my friend!
"beats'em all to a bloody stump with a morning star...." by Lost Jarv	Mar 5th, 2008 01:32:17 PM
do you mean, o holy one, a big iron ball with spikes on it? or do you mean to literally pluck a star out of the heavens and beat them with it. We lack your divinity, and so cannot reach up and pluck out a flaming orb from space. We can get our hands on a big lump of metal with spikes though.
Kloipy! by Lost Jarv	Mar 5th, 2008 01:33:05 PM
sadly I'm stuck late at work, but I have still got almost 20 mins of quota time that I will use to spread the word.
and were the 4 harlots in this slaughter house by Lost Jarv	Mar 5th, 2008 01:34:38 PM
that you speak of deserving of their beating? Were they shitheels?
Burt's sermon on the mount by Kloipy	Mar 5th, 2008 01:34:52 PM
had me in tears last night. Sucks you gotta work late, I'm just glad you got to be part of this holy TB
2true's wrath befalls the shitheels by Kloipy	Mar 5th, 2008 01:35:35 PM
stump murder pleases him
It was such a belting combination of pictures by Lost Jarv	Mar 5th, 2008 01:36:16 PM
that I couldn't resist knowcking them together. I generally suck at photoshop, but that one was easy. I'm currently working on a salma-ash sistine chapel, but that is proving more difficult.
Morning Star by Kloipy	Mar 5th, 2008 01:37:32 PM
here is all the info we need on 2true's other weapon of choice http://tinyurl.com/3dkjdj
Isn't it great by Lost Jarv	Mar 5th, 2008 01:38:42 PM
a true 2true sighting. And nary a burning bush in sight,
out of here by Lost Jarv	Mar 5th, 2008 01:39:22 PM
finally, but I may use the rest of my quota time
have a good night my friend! by Kloipy	Mar 5th, 2008 01:40:14 PM

screw it by Lost Jarv	Mar 5th, 2008 01:40:25 PM
I'm going to maximise the spreading of the word before I leave. That's far moer important.
I'm clearly going to need to incorporate by Lost Jarv	Mar 5th, 2008 01:41:44 PM
some passages with morningstar into the scriptures. I've honestly now wasted more time on them than I ever did on here.
It's climbing by Lost Jarv	Mar 5th, 2008 01:43:07 PM
and we have that might DVD TB in our sights. That is truly some impressive work there. I feel that they need to make a Comic about 2true.
but the scriptures are important by Kloipy	Mar 5th, 2008 01:44:06 PM
and the last supper picture is a work of genuis. 2true crafted the morning star with pencils so he could mouth-stab many at one time
2true would be like an Anti-Hero in the comics by Kloipy	Mar 5th, 2008 01:45:29 PM
and fight the Shitheels but still be able to mouth-stab an old lady for no reason
I think this talkback needs to be on the History Channel by just pillow talk	Mar 5th, 2008 02:01:33 PM
It can be used to prove that yes, in fact, 2for2true does exist.
I wonder if 2for2true by just pillow talk	Mar 5th, 2008 02:02:28 PM
ever uses FLAMING PENCILS OF DOOM to smite the shitheels of the world?
I'm going to make a time capsule by Kloipy	Mar 5th, 2008 02:11:26 PM
which will contain the scriptures and the TB printouts, and some day some ancient alien race will dig them up and learn
2 for true is a charlatan!! by TerryMalloy	Mar 5th, 2008 02:15:06 PM
I blaspheme 2fortrue! I blaspheme him! He is unholy and an abomination!
I will be buried with a picture of Burt by Kloipy	Mar 5th, 2008 02:15:54 PM
that will be engraved on my coffin. I will clone Warwick and he can be the pallbearers
TERRY! by Kloipy	Mar 5th, 2008 02:16:35 PM
Watch what you say! 2true will return to mouth-stab you with a Morning Star!
Damn. Now we have to sacrifice ANOTHER child by Kloipy	Mar 5th, 2008 02:19:36 PM
just to appease 2for2true so he shall not harm us. Terry, I like you, and I don't want to see you be labled as one of 2true's 'Shitheels'. I will have a meeting with the other Warciples to see what we can do to protect you
there's nothing you can do for me by TerryMalloy	Mar 5th, 2008 02:24:16 PM
I have stolen all of 2 for true's pencils! He has been castrated! [evil laugh]
kloipy is a false prophet by TerryMalloy	Mar 5th, 2008 02:26:01 PM
And 2 for true is a superstition!
You dare mock a God???? by just pillow talk	Mar 5th, 2008 02:26:47 PM
Do you really think he cannot simply will pencils into existence? Read my post above Terry, its the hand that wields the pencil that is strong. 2for2true is the true instrument of destruction and truth.
infidel! infidel! infidel! by just pillow talk	Mar 5th, 2008 02:27:24 PM
Say hello to pencil jihad for me Terry.
i dare to mock your "god" by TerryMalloy	Mar 5th, 2008 02:31:54 PM
I will stab your god in thhe eyeball with his own pencil! And then you will see you are worshipping a false idol!
how dare you make that claim against me Terry by Kloipy	Mar 5th, 2008 02:31:59 PM
I can't save you now
Terry, you forget it is not only 2true you are up against by Kloipy	Mar 5th, 2008 02:35:29 PM
but Ash and Burt, the warciples, Warwick Davis, Tony Jaa's flaming leg kicks, and Salma Hayek's breasts.
hello pencil jihad! by TerryMalloy	Mar 5th, 2008 02:36:12 PM
Though I walk in the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no pencil! For Brando is with me!
Brando is a piece of poo on the shitheels by Kloipy	Mar 5th, 2008 02:39:08 PM
of the Church of Chang
i am totally up for confronting by TerryMalloy	Mar 5th, 2008 02:39:15 PM
Selma hayek's breasts. Ay caramba!
i got Jesus on my side! by TerryMalloy	Mar 5th, 2008 02:41:40 PM
and he does not share power!
she only shows them to Church of Chang warciples Terry by Kloipy	Mar 5th, 2008 02:42:18 PM
you are out of luck, instead you shall recieve the Bate's taint grease for your troubles
and Gandhi too! and Martin luther king! by TerryMalloy	Mar 5th, 2008 02:44:41 PM
You will quake in your boots at the first sign of non violent protest! And 2 for true will fall!
fine! by TerryMalloy	Mar 5th, 2008 02:46:51 PM
I have Penelope cruz's breasts on my side! And they're perkier anyway!
Penelope cruz's breasts HA by Kloipy	Mar 5th, 2008 02:48:29 PM
looks like a 12 year old's elbow. Nothing compares the awe of Salma's Milk Bladders
selma's cows udders? by TerryMalloy	Mar 5th, 2008 02:51:32 PM
Enjoy!
LHOTL SUCKED ASS by Bass Bastardson	Mar 5th, 2008 02:52:53 PM
Especially all the keystone cops bullshit with the local police.
It's good for the bones Terry by Kloipy	Mar 5th, 2008 02:54:07 PM
Master Oats aka Wilford Brimley used her ambrosia in his oatmeal everyday, it was so sweet it gave him hyper diabetes
i got four cavities by TerryMalloy	Mar 5th, 2008 03:09:14 PM
From selma's breast milk
I drank my fill once by Kloipy	Mar 5th, 2008 03:11:13 PM
and now I can sweeten my coffee just by looking at it
well i still don,t believe in 2 for true! by TerryMalloy	Mar 5th, 2008 03:19:54 PM
Hmph!
even if you don't Terry, He believes in you by Kloipy	Mar 5th, 2008 03:21:49 PM

"2 for true is dead" by TerryMalloy	Mar 5th, 2008 03:25:01 PM
-nietzche
2true is Death by Kloipy	Mar 5th, 2008 03:26:27 PM
The church of Chang has Ying-Yang-Yams
you worship death? by TerryMalloy	Mar 5th, 2008 03:30:08 PM
You Nihilist!
Not only death but life and afterlife by Kloipy	Mar 5th, 2008 03:32:58 PM
the triune
2 for true only offers death! by TerryMalloy	Mar 5th, 2008 03:36:09 PM
In him there is nothing sacred. There is nothing holy. There is no hope for a resurrection. Flee from him!
the harbinger of 2True is Tony Jaa with his FLKs by Kloipy	Mar 5th, 2008 03:38:50 PM
or Flaming Leg Kicks.
I have met Burt Reynolds by TerryMalloy	Mar 5th, 2008 03:43:34 PM
And it was all too clear to me that I could beat the living shit out of him.
not Burt Reynolds Terry, BURT GUMMER by Kloipy	Mar 5th, 2008 03:51:25 PM
or his slave name Michael 'i kill graboids' Gross
Ah, my mistake by TerryMalloy	Mar 5th, 2008 03:59:05 PM

Ender, you're right it was the Doorway by Kloipy	Mar 5th, 2008 04:15:00 PM
he opened it and hopefully he will never return
2True is a motherfucker by TerryMalloy	Mar 5th, 2008 07:58:11 PM
Seriously. I'm not being crude. He fucks his mother.
Mother Earth is HIS domain.... by just pillow talk	Mar 5th, 2008 09:15:49 PM
So you are right, he created mother (earth), he can fuck it as well.
for all we know, 2for2true already stabbed you by just pillow talk	Mar 5th, 2008 09:17:24 PM
in the mouth Terry. He wouldn't break your fingers though, because you will be his new messenger. Come to me my child...
and I find it hysterical that we've talked about by just pillow talk	Mar 5th, 2008 09:32:39 PM
2for2true right after he posts, disputed over his deity status (you're so wrong Terry, infidel!), and he hasn't posted since then. The Church of Chang has spoken!
Sorry I missed out by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 5th, 2008 09:35:19 PM
Daughter's school closed AGAIN because of weather today (Hoth-like icestorm) and I had to stay home again. I don't like that, because now I'll have to make up that much more work tomorrow before I can regroup with the Warciples. There will be pencil stabbings...
Ack! by TerryMalloy	Mar 5th, 2008 10:25:06 PM
2True stabbed me in my mouth...with a pencil! I fell prostrate to my knees. And I seek his mercy. I will serve you 2True! I will serve you! Just don't stick any more pencils in me! Every orifice is now occupied!
Brother Abom..... by just pillow talk	Mar 5th, 2008 10:34:08 PM
The deity 2for2true had business at the other end of the universe, so he couldn't respond to Kloipy and my proclamations of loyalty and service. The fact that there was in fact a 2for2true sighting...was special. Knew you would come along Brother Terry!
holy pencil stabbings.... by just pillow talk	Mar 5th, 2008 10:35:35 PM
I shouldn't post this late me thinks...The fact that there was in fact....sheesh. Fucking shitheels.
It took a lot of pencil stabbings by TerryMalloy	Mar 5th, 2008 10:36:22 PM
but I eventually saw the light. Sometimes until you lose everything, you can't see how hopeless you are without 2for2true
Howdy pillow and terry by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 5th, 2008 10:48:57 PM
As I write, the gods are downloading for me the film scripture called "Candyman," so that I might continue my education. It occurred to me that I left a printed copy of the Church of Chang scriptures on my desk at work. So if anyone needed to fetch a report during my absence today, there was a slight chance it would be seen. I decided if such were to transpire, so much the better for the spiritual wellbeing of whosoever might happen upon it.
Initiate me into the ways of the 2True, Abominable by TerryMalloy	Mar 5th, 2008 10:58:41 PM
I do not know the way
Might as well remake I Spit On Your Grave... by Krillian	Mar 5th, 2008 11:57:12 PM
I saw this movie recently. Between this and The Hills Have Eyes, it creeps me out how often Craven used rape as a form of horror entertainment. LHOTL was an experience in evil. The rapes are evil, the murders are evil, the whole thing was rotten.
You know... by Tourist	Mar 6th, 2008 12:08:47 AM
I found I Spit On Your Grave to be almost comical in how bad it was. I also liked the decor. However, I found Last House On The Left revolting and offensive. I've watched alot of shitty rape revenge flicks, but for me this was the bottom of the barrell. The rape and murder went alot further than most of the other flicks, and you know what, I don't buy anything Craven has said about it. Its straight up softcore rape porn. I really couldn't find anything else going on in that film except exploitation. It was also abysmally made. The only redeeming feature was its advertising campaign. I've never been able to comprehend Eberts angry attack on I Spit On Your Grave and disgust at Chaos while admiring this film, which sinks even lower on every front. I actually walked out of Last House. I've seen some pretty hideous stuff in my time, from videos of russian soldiers enduring prolonged torture and mutilation to some of the grottiest, most ill informed porn out there, but there was something uneasy about the makers of Last House going out of there way to produce a film that gets its shits and giggles from hideous rape and murder. I really dont think this needs to be remade, not because it will damage the original, but because its a vapid, vulgar pile of shit.
Tis' Truly a wondrous TB by Lost Jarv	Mar 6th, 2008 02:31:16 AM
a 2for2true sighting (proving that you can see gof and not just in his works) and the Damascene conversion of brother Tery. Go forth and spread the word terry, but educate yourself fully in the holy scriptures. I suggest buying the Attack Pack from amazon for a paltry sum of dollars. It will be worth it.
2for2true is changing the world one talkbacker at a time by just pillow talk	Mar 6th, 2008 06:26:23 AM
The pencil is mightier than the sword.
Uh...good morning anyone by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 6th, 2008 07:01:37 AM
Home again today, this time ill. Which means I'll be more at liberty to jump on and offline to celebrate 2trueness. Together, we can Chang the World one convert at a time. Or one pencil at a time if they resist.
Good morning! by Kloipy	Mar 6th, 2008 07:18:17 AM
Abom, glad to see you today. Wish you could have been here yesterday for the apperance of 2true
Abom hope you feel better by Kloipy	Mar 6th, 2008 07:24:23 AM
have some buttered toast and hot chocolate. It's a nice treat on a cold day. Burt would approve
2for2true is testing you Abom.... by just pillow talk	Mar 6th, 2008 07:27:12 AM
At least you have time to sharpen pencils today.
I am also pleased to read the news about Terry by Kloipy	Mar 6th, 2008 07:31:56 AM
He has seen the light and it burns
Only the strong words by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 6th, 2008 07:35:24 AM
in the verses of the Church of Chang scriptures can comfort me as I clutch the pages in the bathroom, where for the past two days I have been achieving nasty purification run-downs. I clutch them to my heart and my eyes gaze skyward, and I mutter "Test me, test me lord." I should eat more beef jerky and MREs.
it's the only medicine you need Abom by Kloipy	Mar 6th, 2008 07:39:11 AM
and water, drink lots of water
and milk from a MILF's jugs by just pillow talk	Mar 6th, 2008 07:43:08 AM
Should I send Patricia Heaton over?
send her over to him Pillow by Kloipy	Mar 6th, 2008 07:43:52 AM
he needs solace
solace is the name of her left ta-ta by just pillow talk	Mar 6th, 2008 07:51:31 AM
her right is called quantum.
my boss is trying to make my life miserable by Kloipy	Mar 6th, 2008 07:55:45 AM
keeps giving me bullshit to do
I hate when by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 6th, 2008 07:57:59 AM
bosses try to make you do stuff. Pillow, yes, send Patricia over. I need some tough love and abuse.
Heaton is sweet and sour by Kloipy	Mar 6th, 2008 08:05:08 AM
in all the right places
I think it's time you had a "talk" with your boss Kloipy by just pillow talk	Mar 6th, 2008 08:11:24 AM
And by talk I mean stabbing him repeatedly with pencils, lopping off his hands with a chainsaw, and FLAMING LEG KICK his ass. You can call it a "team building" exercise.
I think it's time too by Kloipy	Mar 6th, 2008 08:12:19 AM
this week has been hell. and now it's time for the pencil rain and FLK's to the backs of skulls
Patricia will be wearing the Valeria outfit by just pillow talk	Mar 6th, 2008 08:12:53 AM
from Conan, face painting and all.
I take it you all saw by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 6th, 2008 08:14:30 AM
the Moaning Hayek? Well, art historians recently unearthed this Michelangelo rough draft from the basement of the Sistine Chapel. I can only marvel at its wondrous portent. http://tinyurl.com/ypuwm9
the Moaning Hayek by Kloipy	Mar 6th, 2008 08:15:44 AM
I woke up to that this morning and had to set my background to it
I put it on our company's bulletin board by just pillow talk	Mar 6th, 2008 08:18:41 AM
Fuck HR.
kloipy by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 6th, 2008 08:22:13 AM
after your "team building" exercise with your boss, you can ask him "Who's laughing NOW?"
"i came here to kick ass and chew jerky" by Kloipy	Mar 6th, 2008 08:23:32 AM
and I'm all outta jerky
I did some research on Heaton by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 6th, 2008 08:24:43 AM
Apparently she just turned 50 two days ago. She's been in Pantene commercials. I'd like to spend some time in her Pantenes, in the name of Bruce and all that is holy. Bless me gummer for I continue to sin...
just be careful Abom by Kloipy	Mar 6th, 2008 08:37:43 AM
she will tie you up and might smack you around a little bit
I just got finished doing research on her too... by just pillow talk	Mar 6th, 2008 08:57:09 AM
I'm happy to report that her funbags are 25.
Fuck team building by Lost Jarv	Mar 6th, 2008 10:17:27 AM
I'm up for some Team Demolition. The CHANGINE CHAPEL ceiling is proving to be difficult, obviously I need to make sure the weiners are covered, but it is getting images at the right angle that is tough.
Xiphos by TerryMalloy	Mar 6th, 2008 11:36:17 PM
Yes, I caved too early, dramatically speaking. But never fear, you haven't seen the last of infidel Terry.
2for2true is all-seeing Terry by just pillow talk	Mar 7th, 2008 06:59:12 AM
INFIDEL!
2true is all knowing by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 07:17:25 AM
he sees you when you're sleeping, he KNOWS when your awake
2true lives in all of us by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 07:19:37 AM
stabbing at our hearts and mouths
2for2true is everywhere and everything... by just pillow talk	Mar 7th, 2008 07:45:57 AM
The air we breathe...the ground we stand on..the water we drink.
2true is the sunrise and sunset by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 07:52:04 AM
he is the frost on the ground, he is the dew on the grass, he is the wind in our hair
Even in sickness by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 7th, 2008 07:55:26 AM
2true keeps me full of vengeance and spite for nonbelievers
2true is in that rock... by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 7th, 2008 07:55:51 AM
that tree. Between us and the spaceship.
There is no death by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 7th, 2008 07:56:20 AM
there is only being called home to 2true
2true is the bright shining star by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 07:58:04 AM
he is the heavens and the earth
feelin' any better Abom? by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 07:59:42 AM
did you suckle on the Heaton?
2for2true's tears are the stars in the sky by just pillow talk	Mar 7th, 2008 08:04:51 AM
The universe is the eraser on his gigantic....pencil.
2for2true is quality job one by just pillow talk	Mar 7th, 2008 08:06:42 AM
He brings good things to life.
Pillow by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 08:06:56 AM
He cries 1 tear for each of his victims and they turn into stars. So he's killed a lot of people
2for2true is home of the whopper by just pillow talk	Mar 7th, 2008 08:07:27 AM
He's the true muthafucking king.
2true makes motivational posters by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 08:08:13 AM
they just have a picture of a pencil tip resting on someone's lips. Productivity has increased 135%
no Kloipy, they are not victims... by just pillow talk	Mar 7th, 2008 08:08:13 AM
they are the "enlightened"...
Does that mean that Terry is a Star now? by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 08:08:38 AM

you know the burger king kids club, Pillow by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 08:09:26 AM
that kid is in a wheel chair for a reason
2for2true can create life from nothing by just pillow talk	Mar 7th, 2008 08:10:26 AM
by getting wretchedly drunk and pissing all over the place. Life sprouts up from where his sacred piss hit.
I'm still a little queasy by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 7th, 2008 08:10:36 AM
took a nappy-poo yesterday until it was time to get the kids and stuff. I don't like being sick. I like to think of myself as a robot, unfaltering and strong.
right you are Kloipy by just pillow talk	Mar 7th, 2008 08:11:23 AM
Terry is now no more than a speck in a telescope.
2for2true created the internet by just pillow talk	Mar 7th, 2008 08:13:26 AM
so that HIS word could be spread that much quicker. He can be very practical.
2for2true says Harvey Two Face Dent by just pillow talk	Mar 7th, 2008 08:15:15 AM
because he can. Any fanboy that is bothered by that can get a mouthful of pencil.
There is no such thing by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 7th, 2008 08:15:51 AM
as solid, liquid, and vapor. 2true is the only state of matter. Where's Jarv been? He is a dedicated gospel writer.
2for2true remembers 10,000 BC by just pillow talk	Mar 7th, 2008 08:16:10 AM
The mammoths are extinct for a reason.
2for2true is testing Jarv by just pillow talk	Mar 7th, 2008 08:17:19 AM
The scriptures must be saved and passed on. THAT is Jarv's mission right now. Ours is to spread the word here at AICN.
I enjoy visiting grandma's hospice by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 7th, 2008 08:17:24 AM
and letting patients know that they too can have the strength of 2true. Some of them die, in which case I say, "Fine--have it your way. 2true didn't want you anyhow."
That's right pillow by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 7th, 2008 08:18:01 AM
There is no evolution or creation--there is only a list of species 2true has allowed to survive.
2true blew his nose once by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 08:19:23 AM
it is known to scientists as the "primordial ooze"
2for2true only seeks the most dedicated by just pillow talk	Mar 7th, 2008 08:20:02 AM
Devotion to him creates this strength, it cannot easily be bestowed upon oneself without being a "true believer".
An early tantrum by 2true by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 7th, 2008 08:20:51 AM
resulted in the supercontinent Pangea breaking up into the seven known major landforms of today.
2for2true had too many bean burritos once... by just pillow talk	Mar 7th, 2008 08:21:41 AM
Why hello Mr. ozone layer!
There is no darkness or light by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 7th, 2008 08:22:04 AM
There is only being in the presence of 2true, or not.
2for2true sunk Atlantis because they turned their by just pillow talk	Mar 7th, 2008 08:22:45 AM
backs on him. The mighty 2for2true threw his pencil at Atlantis and sunk it, teaching the infidels the error in their ways.
Remember Mt. St. Helen in 1980? by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 7th, 2008 08:22:49 AM
2true was constipated. Was.
2for2true had the pyramids built to store his pencils by just pillow talk	Mar 7th, 2008 08:24:08 AM
Some people can only learn true devotion through hard labor.
2true made Antarctica by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 08:25:07 AM
so he could keep his food cold
2true is the anwser to this riddle by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 08:26:15 AM
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
2for2true sensed infidels had run amok in London by just pillow talk	Mar 7th, 2008 08:27:11 AM
1666 was not a good year for London.
Titanic and Hindenburg by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 7th, 2008 08:27:40 AM
were both pencil-related tragedies. Hangar 18 in Roswell is full of pencils
We didn't start the fire by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 08:27:48 AM
2true did
2for2true is the answer to this riddle... by just pillow talk	Mar 7th, 2008 08:29:04 AM
Who really started WWI by assassinating Archduke Ferdinand?
Area 51 represents the millions by just pillow talk	Mar 7th, 2008 08:30:16 AM
that 2for2true has "saved" from themselves.
NASA hasn't publicized it by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 7th, 2008 08:30:47 AM
but etched on the Golden Records of Voyager are stories of the legend of 2true, so that other beings will know of his glory should the probe ever reach other galaxies and be discovered. A golden pencil is enscribed in it.
2true is by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 7th, 2008 08:32:21 AM
the scourge of Carpathia and sorrow of Muldavia, and for 1000 years he sat on the hill of skulls in a castle of pain, upon a throne of blood. But in the 1960s he bought a beanbag chair.
2for2true felt Achilles' devotion was waning... by just pillow talk	Mar 7th, 2008 08:32:35 AM
and stabbed him in the heel. This is where it is thought that the word "SHITHEEL" was first brought to this world.
Hahaha Pillow by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 08:34:04 AM
a legend is born
2for2true is the creator of the Muppets by just pillow talk	Mar 7th, 2008 08:34:26 AM
not Jim Henson. And the muppets are made out of pencil erasers, molded into muppets by 2for2true's left big toe.
Remember when God told Abraham by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 7th, 2008 08:34:54 AM
to stab his son Isaac? It wasn't really God testing Abraham. It was 2true just looking to see a kid get stabbed.
2for2true used the Colisseum as his toilet by just pillow talk	Mar 7th, 2008 08:35:44 AM
The Romans were loyal subjects to 2for2true.
you know the saying "I have eyes in the back of my head" by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 08:36:20 AM
2true really does
Remember the story of Christ by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 7th, 2008 08:36:41 AM
multiplying the loaves and fishes? It was 2true who cooked all that shit.
2true is the fly on every wall by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 7th, 2008 08:38:04 AM
and while hindsight is 20/20, 2true can see in hindsight, present sight, future sight, infrared, thermovision, and matrix-vision.
2for2true doesn't need eyes by just pillow talk	Mar 7th, 2008 08:38:55 AM
he just "senses" where everything is.
someone told 2true he had a good head on his shoulders by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 08:39:01 AM
that's because he glued someone's head on his shoulder after he decapitated them
2true invented polio by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 7th, 2008 08:39:04 AM
to weed out the weak. He allowed Jonas Salk to develop a vaccine only because Salk was a believer
2for2true can also receive analog AND digital by just pillow talk	Mar 7th, 2008 08:39:37 AM
2for2true has not need for a stupid converter box.
There is no wet or dry by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 7th, 2008 08:40:21 AM
There is merely stuff 2true has not spilt blood on yet. There are no laws of thermodynamics. There is only the Will of True.
2for2true created AIDS... by just pillow talk	Mar 7th, 2008 08:40:56 AM
Another Infidel Destroying Sickness
2true gets his milk by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 08:41:05 AM
by squeezing a cow over a bowl. He doesn't pastuerize it either
The heart of True by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 7th, 2008 08:41:50 AM
has a million USB ports and infinite bandwidth for those who believe
when 2true takes a piss by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 08:43:16 AM
he never gets any on the seat
Pillow, that's right by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 7th, 2008 08:43:36 AM
AIDS didn't come from gay monkeys in Africa. Why, that's ridiculous. AIDS comes from the wrath of True. There is no gravity. There are only varying degrees by which 2true wants things to stick to the ground, or not.
2for2true was the one created Eve... by just pillow talk	Mar 7th, 2008 08:44:12 AM
A little known fact is that 2for2true also created Monica, Salma, Patricia, Kate, Jessica, Rebecca, etc... His #1 pencil needed to be sharpened.
The piss of 2true by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 7th, 2008 08:44:54 AM
can make the blind see and the lame walk again. But his pencil can reverse all that.
One of the few things by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 7th, 2008 08:45:46 AM
that gives my life meaning anymore is waiting for the day my eyes shall behold the Fresco of True MILFs
2for2true is commanding me to get a bagel by just pillow talk	Mar 7th, 2008 08:46:05 AM
as you wish my Master.... 2for2true always spreads the remains of the infidels onto his bagel.
2true laughed his ass off by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 7th, 2008 08:46:20 AM
When E.T. and Elliott got sick
2true has a problem with premature ejaculation by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 08:46:39 AM
by that I mean, when women see him they automaticaly have an orgasm
Pillow by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 7th, 2008 08:46:52 AM
you should carry your bagel back to the office on a pencil
Abom...that is known as by just pillow talk	Mar 7th, 2008 08:46:54 AM
the fountain pen.
excellent idea Abom by just pillow talk	Mar 7th, 2008 08:48:00 AM
I do know that so much as one primitive screwhead is in front of me, that shitheel will have 3 pencils sticking out of their head.
When 2true by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 7th, 2008 08:50:30 AM
puts on "You Spin Me Round" by Dead or Alive and starts dancing, any woman who sees it climaxes immediately and repeatedly.
2true was actually the one who taught the Indians by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 08:50:33 AM
how to plant corn or as they call it maize
When they ask for your order by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 7th, 2008 08:52:11 AM
Use 15th century english, like: "I should not want to have to fell you with my pencil for the pleasure of a toasted bagel on this day!"
2true built a basement in the Alamo by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 08:52:19 AM
just so the next time Pee Wee goes there he wont feel like an asshole
2true brews his own coffee by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 08:54:31 AM
by chewing up beans, working up saliva, and getting really angry
I am happy to report by just pillow talk	Mar 7th, 2008 08:56:17 AM
that three shitheels have taken the lead express to enlightenment. On the negative side, I need to order more pencils at work.
his brewed coffee is manliness flavored by just pillow talk	Mar 7th, 2008 08:57:09 AM
with a hint of lead.
When 2true gives blood by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 7th, 2008 08:58:34 AM
to the Red Cross, it's not his own blood. But yes, it's Leaded
when 2true takes a flight and they ask him by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 09:00:54 AM
if he wants fish or chicken, he always says steak. And they bring him one, rare of course
And then the sexy stewardess by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 7th, 2008 09:04:36 AM
sits on his face.
you mean all of them Abom.... by just pillow talk	Mar 7th, 2008 09:06:38 AM
get to handle his pencil.
contrary to popular belief by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 09:07:24 AM
Neil Armstrong was not the first man on the moon. 2true stabbed him and lept out onto the surface.
In the event of a 'water landing' by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 7th, 2008 09:07:41 AM
hot chicks may use 2true's shank as a floatation device.
Well look who's here by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 7th, 2008 09:11:23 AM
I haven't seen that name in a while
2for2true is more than just a man... by just pillow talk	Mar 7th, 2008 09:11:34 AM
so in fact, Neil Armstrong was the first man on the moon. The moon was created when 2for2true had to pass a big kidney stone.
the most tragic news... by just pillow talk	Mar 7th, 2008 09:12:21 AM
You still manage to follow us around you drippy little whore.
2true never sits in coach by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 09:12:30 AM
he has a reserved section of the plane on every flight
Coach is reserved for those lucky women by just pillow talk	Mar 7th, 2008 09:13:33 AM
who get to be part of 2for2true's mile high club.
There is no such thing as jet propulsion by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 7th, 2008 09:15:33 AM
there is only 2true's will that objects stay aloft and achieve forward motion, for his amusement or convenience. I wonder if they sell pills you can take that help you stop being a DLW
the song Bittersweet Symphony is about by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 09:16:15 AM
the time 2true went to see the Boston Philharmonic
See now by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 7th, 2008 09:17:00 AM
I wasn't gonna stoop to going after glove's mom, but since he pulled out the 'mother card' first, I will now state that the last time glove's mom farted, a dozen homeless drug addicts got STDs on their nano-nanos
nothing can stop his "condition" Abom by just pillow talk	Mar 7th, 2008 09:17:37 AM

Glove by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 7th, 2008 09:18:04 AM
does your mom know you cut school again? Or should I tell her tonight when I give her plumbing the once-over?
she doesn't even recognize Glovedone anymore by just pillow talk	Mar 7th, 2008 09:20:51 AM
from being donkey punched so many times from the mailman. Too many special deliveries...
But she's not for sale by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 7th, 2008 09:20:56 AM
by the pound, like your rancid drippy whore mother
Some dude started a company by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 7th, 2008 09:22:55 AM
by packaging and selling the stuff that came out of Glove's mom. Ever hear of Breakstones Cottage Cheese? Yes.
Tell your mom thanks by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 7th, 2008 09:26:37 AM
I've been ill for the last two days, but after donkey punching on her for a bit, I'm a little more upbeat. It's better than owning a mongrel dog. I've got a puppet for her.
your daddy and mommy asking you to do by just pillow talk	Mar 7th, 2008 09:27:06 AM
"inappropriate" things again to them? Sucks to be you.
No, we don't by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 7th, 2008 09:28:05 AM
and if we mention Ewoks at all, it's only because of Warwick. Everyone knows that Ewoks are otherwise good for nothing, except wiping one's butt when you're out of toiletpaper.
Glovedone= Michael Bay by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 09:29:27 AM
no heart, no soul, no sense of humor, just loud and obnoxious
"I was feeling shitty all week" by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 09:32:46 AM
he was upset cause no one came to his birthday party. also his butthole was loose from getting pounded by his pops
by good you mean a pathetic excuse for a human being... by just pillow talk	Mar 7th, 2008 09:33:07 AM
then yes Glovedone, once again you're right!
once again I'll point out Glovedone... by just pillow talk	Mar 7th, 2008 09:35:08 AM
that you always need to search us out. Why is this? Are you that starved for attention?
Keep telling yourself by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 7th, 2008 09:39:35 AM
that Jesus loves you. Even if he doesn't. Nor does 2true. And way to piss of homos and drug addicts with your insults. Not to mention drug-addicted homos. They're probably really pissed off. Like your dad, who takes it out on your caboose.
if Glovedone's jokes were babies by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 09:45:46 AM
they would all be still-born
Stick forks in them by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 7th, 2008 09:48:00 AM
because they're done. Better yet, jab them with pencils.
I bet if he could Glovedone would vote for George Bush by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 09:52:35 AM
he's into rednecks
And their red shishkabobs by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 7th, 2008 09:55:22 AM
assaulting him. 2true is going to make it snow in Cleveland again.
I saw that on the news this morning Abom by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 09:57:48 AM
we are getting rain, but they showed the snow going out to OH
Perhaps if it snows enough by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 7th, 2008 10:09:56 AM
glovedone will choke to death on some guy's load.
we can only hope Abom by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 10:11:26 AM
You either git busy livin' or git busy dyin'.
He is like several people at my office by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 7th, 2008 10:42:59 AM
for whom I pray to have meteors fall upon.
2true is... by TerryMalloy	Mar 7th, 2008 10:48:17 AM
GLOVEDONE! He is a pathetic little creature. Do not bow to him!
Looks like I better by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 7th, 2008 11:18:08 AM
get my tauntaun ready. It's gonna be wampa weather on the way home tonight. I pray a tree limb falls on glovedone
I think we need to send the sciptures to Terry by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 11:24:42 AM
he needs to study
I agree by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 7th, 2008 11:37:19 AM
Until then, he should review the first Tremors and Evil Dead 2. Maybe even Tremors 2 and AoD. And review wiki articles on Selma Hayek and the other Milfs. Hey wait, is Selma a mom? No matter. She's got a couple puppies, and that's good enough for me.
Terry mocks THE religion by just pillow talk	Mar 7th, 2008 11:39:06 AM
He is an infidel that needs pencil jihad declared on himself. INFIDEL!
glovedone is nothing more than a pile of shit by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 11:40:42 AM
festering in the sun to 2true!
abom, just for posterity by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 11:42:29 AM
we will say she is a mom
Nonbelievers beware by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 7th, 2008 11:44:25 AM
the pencipocalypse, while true believers bask in the light that is True and suckle the nectar of righteousness from Selma's full bosom.
I like that Abom by just pillow talk	Mar 7th, 2008 11:45:18 AM
"suckle the nectar of righteousness from Selma's full bosom." That should go in the scriptures.
it is nectar by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 11:45:51 AM
and i'm a hummingbird
I just went to the deli across the street by just pillow talk	Mar 7th, 2008 11:48:02 AM
and 2for2true was behind the counter. I asked for the special, which was a cheeseburger. 2for2true walks outside and shoved his hand into the cow's side and out he pulled a cheeseburger, fully cooked for me. He said he appreciates what we are doing for the "cause". He also said not to bother with the viral infection known as Glovedone.
sounds good to me Pillow by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 11:49:06 AM
i'm ignoring him from now on
when you see comets in the sky... by just pillow talk	Mar 7th, 2008 11:54:54 AM
that's 2for2true ejaculating.
2true bumped into Haley's Comet once by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 11:56:45 AM
that's why it only comes around every 75 years
2for2true's pencils are in HD by just pillow talk	Mar 7th, 2008 11:58:25 AM
he wins the format war.
2true sees everything in Red by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 12:00:52 PM
because his anger is unquenchable
the blue whale is the largest mammal in the world by just pillow talk	Mar 7th, 2008 12:01:00 PM
because 2for2true declared pencil jihad on the bigger ones many years ago. Tick-tock, tick-tock...your time will come blue whale...
I like taking my children camping by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 7th, 2008 12:01:11 PM
and showing them the mountains and rivers 2true created by dragging his dick through the earth. I don't know what all that nonsense about glaciers is for.
he also sees everything in red by just pillow talk	Mar 7th, 2008 12:02:19 PM
cause of all the pencil stabbings.
2true created all the fish by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 12:02:41 PM
just for the Halibet!
the mountains were created from 2for2true by just pillow talk	Mar 7th, 2008 12:03:04 PM
tea bagging the earth.
LOL tick-tock by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 7th, 2008 12:04:31 PM
Don't let 2true catch you throwing Tony Jaa's baby elephant through a window. Then all bets are off. He likes baby elephants, but doesn't necessarily hold ALL endangered animals dear. He eats toucan jerky, after all.
someone told 2true to go fuck himself once by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 12:04:42 PM
and he did, for 9 hours, and it was the best sex of his life
movies that were really about 2for2true by just pillow talk	Mar 7th, 2008 12:05:09 PM
Eraser Steal a Pencil for Me
The shaft of True by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 7th, 2008 12:06:11 PM
has many veinous tributaries, giving forth water so that his faithful children might drink, and the unbelievers might drown. Grand Canyon? 2true.
2for2true created baby elephants for his loyal servant by just pillow talk	Mar 7th, 2008 12:06:27 PM
Tony Jaa. He uses the grown up elephants tusks for tooth picks after eating them.
I wish I were 2true by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 7th, 2008 12:07:06 PM
so I could make love to me
I like the picture of Tony by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 7th, 2008 12:08:27 PM
'headbutting' the elephant in the scriptures. Even though he wasn't really headbutting it, but rather was getting ready to practice a FLK
if your heart is pure with love for 2for2true by just pillow talk	Mar 7th, 2008 12:08:39 PM
your dream can come true Abom. 2for2true.
sigh...back to work by just pillow talk	Mar 7th, 2008 12:09:49 PM
To make up for it, I will light a co-worker's leg on fire and command them to attempt the FLAMING LEG KICK on another co-worker. It's a win-win situation I think.
for some unknown reason by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 12:10:26 PM
I have the song from the end of Beetlejuice stuck in my head Jump in de line, rock your body in time. OK I believe you!
Oh great by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 7th, 2008 12:11:27 PM
they just told me my fucking tauntaun just fell over dead. They better get another one ready. They announced they're cutting us loose at 3pm or we'll freeze on the way home before reaching the first marker. I better stand on my desk and practice some FLKs of my own, since I can expect to encounter some wampas
see ya Pillow by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 12:11:50 PM
I probably gotta get back to work sometime here. If I don't see you, have a good weekend!
I love that flip kick he does off the elephant in Protecter by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 12:12:53 PM
that shit is sweet.
Here is a photo of me by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 7th, 2008 12:14:31 PM
on my way home from work on Tuesday night, as taken by a local traffic camera. I can expect more of the same tonight. http://tinyurl.com/2fptd3
that's nice you get to go home early Abom by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 12:14:53 PM
I wish my work would do that shit. Hell it could be a blizzard outside and they would still make us stay.
ah, fuck it... by just pillow talk	Mar 7th, 2008 12:16:25 PM
Not quite ready to start working yet. Abom, that pic killed me.
damn, that link won't load by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 12:16:52 PM
I can only imagine what it is. Abom, did you ever hear anything back from Stampede?
my office does the samething...cut us loose a bit early by just pillow talk	Mar 7th, 2008 12:17:40 PM
My speeder is always having trouble during winter. The mechanic keeps telling me he's having trouble adapting it to the cold. Bastard.
They almost never close here by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 7th, 2008 12:20:13 PM
and rarely cut us loose early, so this is unusual. No word from Stampede. I didn't get an email failure notice, so I assume it got through. How dare they blow us off. Pillow, see that guy being dragged in the picture? That's me, and the wampa just jacked my 'taun
Nodiggity is at it again in the Indy and Shia thread by just pillow talk	Mar 7th, 2008 12:23:30 PM
I know, I kind of figured. I hope you packed your lightsaber.
you may need to email them on a weekly basis Abom by just pillow talk	Mar 7th, 2008 12:24:32 PM
Pull a Shawshank Redemption and constantly harass them. I'm sure that'll work. I'm sure.
we should plan a trip to go out to Stampede by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 12:26:01 PM
and meet with them face to stache
Here's another photo by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 7th, 2008 12:26:08 PM
after I escaped from the wampa, the police came and asked him why he was being such a dick. I ended up shipping the tauntaun home for venison. http://tinyurl.com/3cr6sb
Ha...that pic is better yet! by just pillow talk	Mar 7th, 2008 12:28:21 PM
Kloipy, more like meet them pencil to mouth.
Where are they located, anyway? by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 7th, 2008 12:30:25 PM
Maybe I should write them an old fashioned letter and see if it gets a rise out of them.
here's a photo of me and my wife by just pillow talk	Mar 7th, 2008 12:31:35 PM
at the Christmas party. I told her those looks weren't directed at us... http://tinyurl.com/357 u55
Their mailing address by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 7th, 2008 12:32:22 PM
is a PO Box in Santa Monica California. That doesn't sound very 'stampede-ish' to me.
PO Box??? by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 12:33:46 PM
what are they trying to hide?
She's smokin hot, pillow by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 7th, 2008 12:34:06 PM
I'd take her for a swing anytime. Do you suppose the sarlaac is a distant interplanetary relative of the graboid?
this pic shows what happened to Terry by just pillow talk	Mar 7th, 2008 12:34:16 PM
after 2for2true got to him: http://tinyurl.com/2rpbyl
wow, what a bunch of PO box pussies by just pillow talk	Mar 7th, 2008 12:35:24 PM
they still can't hide from 2for2true.
this was sitting on my windowsill this morning by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 12:35:34 PM
http://tinyurl.com/25auw8
the sarlaac is probably the "father" of all graboids by just pillow talk	Mar 7th, 2008 12:35:57 PM

Now they're saying by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 7th, 2008 12:36:10 PM
they're letting us go at 2pm. It's a good bet the empire knows we're here. Time to grease up another tauntaun and scan the south ridge for At-Ats.
kloipy, 2true must have been by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 7th, 2008 12:37:27 PM
sending you a message with his baby possum of death
here's a picture of glovedone flying home to see his mom by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 12:37:56 PM
http://tinyurl.com/3cwetz
LOL that picture by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 7th, 2008 12:39:00 PM
almost made me spit out my Atomic Fireball
funny thing about that possum picture by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 12:39:18 PM
I went to yahoo images typed in scared of possum, only 2 pages came up but on the second page there was a picture of Reba sitting on a chair? What is the coincidence of that happening?
I caught this wampa by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 7th, 2008 12:42:51 PM
taking a shit, so I took a picture then shot him with a Reggie Bannister quadribarrel shotgun. Who's laughing NOW, wam-bitch?
That cannot be a coincidence by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 7th, 2008 12:43:33 PM
that is the divine providence of Trueburt Ashgum at work in our world.
I spit up my tea by just pillow talk	Mar 7th, 2008 12:43:41 PM
That pic is just classic Kloipy.
Either that, or by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 7th, 2008 12:44:08 PM
Reba keeps her dildos and vibrators in a possum-hide travel case.
seriously Abom by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 12:44:18 PM
I mean what else would place pictures of possums and reba together out of all the pictures it could have found
the second I saw that picture of that kid by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 12:45:21 PM
I was like "Yep, that's Glovedone"
I would think possums would by just pillow talk	Mar 7th, 2008 12:45:45 PM
For all we know, possums worship Reba like the Church of Chang does.
I don't know by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 7th, 2008 12:46:05 PM
but I just sneezed, and the Atomic Fireball I had in my mouth just shot out and killed a passerby in the hallway. Cool!
Maybe Reba gives by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 7th, 2008 12:47:05 PM
tips on her website for women who want to shave their possum
I remember when I was a kid by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 12:50:03 PM
I stuck a piece of Trix cereal up my nose(this was when they were just spheres not fruit shapes) and I squeezed my other nostril shut and rocketed that thing out of there and hit a kid on the forehead with it
Holy shit by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 7th, 2008 12:53:23 PM
Look at this--some geek made a wampa movie with his fuckin' action figures! http://tinyurl.com/2s9t9a
Death by Trix by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 7th, 2008 12:54:08 PM
what a cool way to go. Did you tell him, "Silly rabbit, trix are for kids?"
Guess I'll be heading out now by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 7th, 2008 12:56:31 PM
to fight wampas in the godforsaken arctic wasteland. I'll try to check back tonight from home
may the force be with you Abom by just pillow talk	Mar 7th, 2008 12:58:56 PM
watch out for probe droids...
see ya Abom! by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 01:00:27 PM
sorry had to run for coffee
you know what pisses me off Pillow? by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 01:03:33 PM
I work in an office with all adults, and yet some of them 'forget' to flush the toilet. Did they just somehow lose track of the fact that they just took a shit?
Hey Kloipy... by Braffed	Mar 7th, 2008 01:13:36 PM
go fuck yourself
hey braffed/glovedone how are you? by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 01:19:45 PM
You seem upset for some unknown reason. What happened? Are you ok? Look I know it's hard to be an outsider with no friends and no one that loves you, but in time your action figures will start talking to you and that cum-stained poster of Zach Braff might come to life and you too can dance together all night long to the smooth sounds of Sade
Awwww Kloipy, by Braffed	Mar 7th, 2008 01:20:54 PM

Dont be mad... by Braffed	Mar 7th, 2008 01:21:39 PM

That's what Im saying Biff... by Braffed	Mar 7th, 2008 01:22:55 PM
these guys are so fucking lame. And they like to play hide the pickle
I'm not mad, I just feel bad for you by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 01:24:05 PM
you are just such a loser. And how many fucking user id's do you have. Biff/Braff/Glovedone
Kloipy eats PB and J... by Braffed	Mar 7th, 2008 01:24:20 PM
from Pillows asshole
I have no idea who Biff is.... by Braffed	Mar 7th, 2008 01:25:03 PM
but he seems to make a lot of sense. Go Biff!!!!
Wow Biff you are about as original as your boyfriend by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 01:25:09 PM
you two should make out
you already used the PB&J one Braffed by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 01:25:45 PM

Pickle!!! by Braffed	Mar 7th, 2008 01:25:55 PM
You guys are so Pwned!
Fuck you Kloipy! by Braffed	Mar 7th, 2008 01:26:30 PM

Biff you are hilarious! oh my God and so creative! by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 01:27:01 PM
you sure you don't write for 2 and a 1/2 Men?
Hey Biff!!! by Braffed	Mar 7th, 2008 01:27:39 PM
watch out for these homos. If they dont like what you say, they will get you banned.
2 and a half men... by Braffed	Mar 7th, 2008 01:28:36 PM
that reminds me...the adult video store called and said you should return that movie....
Biff you don't even know what felching is by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 01:29:17 PM
unless you learned it from Braff. Did you know he has a crush on us?
kloipy's mom likes... by Braffed	Mar 7th, 2008 01:29:59 PM
it up the pooper.
you two are so pathetic it's funny by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 01:30:51 PM
just look at the both of you engaged in some sort of weird mating dance with me. I'm not gay so I wont have sex with you, but you both should get together. You make a cute couple
Crush.... by Braffed	Mar 7th, 2008 01:31:36 PM
Hey Sloppy, the only thig that gets crushed around here is your ego. I haven't seen this much fecal carnage since your all-male orgy with Pillow and Jarv.
Kloipy's mom is so fat... by Braffed	Mar 7th, 2008 01:32:50 PM
well...she's just really fat. and slutty. and balding.
Hahahaha you crazy 12 year olds by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 01:33:16 PM
you two crack me up!
Go away kloipy.... by Braffed	Mar 7th, 2008 01:33:35 PM
no one likes you
with a joke from 1993 here comes biff by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 01:33:41 PM

actually that's not true braff by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 01:35:09 PM
A lot of people like me, I think you are confusing yourself. It's so weird how you follow me around and spout weird sexual stuff about me. I don't want to be part of your perverted fantasy
Seriously, Kloipy... by Braffed	Mar 7th, 2008 01:35:58 PM
how old are you? you are such a loser. i think that you are at least in your mid 30's and you spend all day on here talking about movies. you are a loser. try going out and finding a woman. (not an old sock...a real woman)
What was it you were saying about Wampas? by Braffed	Mar 7th, 2008 01:36:56 PM

Sloppy is obsessed with star wars and male genitals by Braffed	Mar 7th, 2008 01:37:35 PM

Sloppy likes balls in his face by Braffed	Mar 7th, 2008 01:38:17 PM

I think we scared him away Biff... by Braffed	Mar 7th, 2008 01:38:55 PM

maybe that's why they talk about it all the time. by Braffed	Mar 7th, 2008 01:41:00 PM
Holy Shit, Sloppy. Your face must be sore!
actually pal I'm 24 by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 01:41:03 PM
I'm married, I have job, I have sex with my wife(something you will never experience). yes i'm a geek who talks about movies, but it's better than being a lonely 12 year old who just makes lame comments about nothing all day long.
you having fun posting from 2 different computers by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 01:42:28 PM
I don't know which is worse if Biff is actually someone else who is in love with you, or if you just log in as 2 different people to try and make fun of me but fail
you're right! by Braffed	Mar 7th, 2008 01:43:26 PM
C3PO was a total bone-smuggler. Must be why Sloppy relates so much..Kloipy are you really married!
holy fuck by just pillow talk	Mar 7th, 2008 01:43:35 PM
You have now reached a new low glovedone. Multiple user id's conversing with yourself? I guess your shitty life continues...
he's pissed that I found that picture of him Pillow by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 01:45:56 PM
look at the little glow-worm try to be funny
I think he's pissed at the life he has by just pillow talk	Mar 7th, 2008 01:47:32 PM
It just boggles my mind that he would actually have 3 id's and start posting them all in the same thread 'trying' to gain up on you. Idiot.
Hey Pillow-biter... by Braffed	Mar 7th, 2008 01:48:20 PM
Speaking of new lows...tell your mom that I refuse to pay her for that hand-job. She didn't even massage my prostate...
and the funny thing is by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 01:49:16 PM
he is so bad at insults he just comes off looking like an douchebag
The funnier thing is that... by Braffed	Mar 7th, 2008 01:51:08 PM
grown men spend time debating who was a better starship Enterprise captian, Picard of Kirk. ass
we've never debated that you Zach Braff loving dipshit by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 01:52:02 PM
You never talk about anything besides how you want to fuck us
wow, it's amazing you girls can type so quickly by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 01:53:05 PM
with one hand on the keyboard and the other one on each others dick
quick, switch to your glovedone user id Braffed! by just pillow talk	Mar 7th, 2008 01:53:14 PM
That'll fool everyone! Is this what being sexually violated by daddy has done to you? Create multiple personalities?
Hey.... by Braffed	Mar 7th, 2008 01:53:19 PM
say what yyou will about me...but leave Braff out of this!
you did Biff??? Really??? by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 01:55:52 PM
it's amazing, you are just so fucking funny man. And clever, i forgot to mention clever. I'm serious you need to write scripts for Larry The Cable Guy, you 2 seem to have a lot in common
Actually Sloppy... by Braffed	Mar 7th, 2008 01:56:01 PM
The only time I slip into multiple personalities is when I'm tagging your wife in the alley. She likes it when I switch between Obi Wan and Darth vader. She's such a dirty Wookie.....
it's the Three Faces of Eve, Pillow by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 01:56:53 PM
these girls have something wrong with them from all the times that daddy would tip toe into their room late at night and play 'pony ride'
my fingers smell... by Braffed	Mar 7th, 2008 01:57:26 PM
like Kloipy's wife's dark side
for someone who doesn't like star wars you know by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 01:58:29 PM
a lot about it. Oh and you couldn't handle my wife, she needs something bigger than a 2 inch fire plug like you have buddy-boy
I said his wife was a Wookie.... by Braffed	Mar 7th, 2008 01:58:51 PM
His mom is Jabba the Slut
alright girls, I'm going to go to a new TB now by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 01:59:44 PM
I'm sure you will follow me, because you love me, but you two have fun giving each other rusty trombones and such
he couldn't handle any woman Kloipy by just pillow talk	Mar 7th, 2008 02:01:55 PM
Even though there is a world out there drippy little whores, that you should venture out into and see if you can get a chick. I'm not even saying fuck her, but spend some time with the opposite sex. We have to take baby steps first before there's a slight chance that something good can happen between you and a woman.
Pillow I'm sure they talk to guys they think are women by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 02:03:48 PM
on World of Warcraft or something, but doing it in real life just scares them. And what woman wants to suck face with a dude with pus filled pimples all over his fat fucking body
I thought you were leaving Sloppy... by Braffed	Mar 7th, 2008 02:09:53 PM
you got so owned.
and for your information.... by Braffed	Mar 7th, 2008 02:13:04 PM
the only movie worth discussing is ROADHOUSE!!!!
I guess that means you hate Zach Braff's movies then by Kloipy	Mar 7th, 2008 02:14:01 PM
that's good, cause they do suck
I like to think of Braff... by Braffed	Mar 7th, 2008 02:15:19 PM
as Dalton. Especially now since Swayze has a messed up pee-pee...
Jeff Healey plays guitar... by Braffed	Mar 7th, 2008 02:17:16 PM
like Pillow's mom suck weiners! Fucking awesome!
star wars got nothin on ROADHOUSE by Braffed	Mar 7th, 2008 02:17:58 PM

If Dalton was in Star Wars... by Braffed	Mar 7th, 2008 02:20:12 PM
he would have punched Vader in the skull and took Leah back to his room in the barn, fucked her, then went to pull his shift at the Double Duece
If Dalton was in Star Wars... by Braffed	Mar 7th, 2008 02:20:20 PM
he would have punched Vader in the skull and took Leah back to his room in the barn, fucked her, then went to pull his shift at the Double Duece
Speaking of fucking in a barn... by Braffed	Mar 7th, 2008 02:22:32 PM
Happy Birthday Sloppy!
Pain don't hurt.. by Braffed	Mar 7th, 2008 02:23:52 PM
unless you're Klopy's wife and you get an unexpected Strawberry Shortcake....
Who is this faggot Braffed? by suit and tie	Mar 7th, 2008 02:46:31 PM
Cunt boy you registered two different names to fuck with these jack asses? Loser!!! FUCKING OWNED COCK GOBBELLER.
Hey Suit and tie... by Braffed	Mar 7th, 2008 02:56:58 PM
are you hitting on me?
Suit and Tie-fighter! by Braffed	Mar 7th, 2008 03:01:33 PM

A long time ago... by Braffed	Mar 7th, 2008 03:02:42 PM
in a pickle far, far in suit and ties ass
Hitting on you? YOU WISH BUT i'M ALL MAN! by suit and tie	Mar 7th, 2008 03:06:36 PM
Fuck no cunt. unlike your queer ass I don't worship cock. You took your name from zack braff king homo plus your other name is Biff which is a carrot grabber name. I just owned both of your DOUCHY NAMES. OWNED FUCKER OWNED!!!!!!!
Biff and Braff by suit and tie	Mar 7th, 2008 03:08:38 PM
useless little queen that take the Zack Braff cum. Your a Tranny.
BIFF AND BRAFFED OWENED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by suit and tie	Mar 7th, 2008 03:10:00 PM
TRANNY! TRANNY! YOUR A TRANNY. owneeeeeeeeeeeed!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !
haha...suit and tie. by Braffed	Mar 7th, 2008 03:11:32 PM
you like cock. and just to let you know, son, when you TYPE IN ALL CAPS IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU INTIMIDATING
BIFFBRAFF I OWN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by suit and tie	Mar 7th, 2008 05:48:09 PM
YOU SLACK JAWED FAGGOT IT'S NOT YOUR PIMP THAT OWNS YOU IT'S ME!!!!!!!!!! NOW GO AND TOSS SOME SALAD, BECAUSE YOU CAN'T COMPARE TO ME AND MY PWANGE AND OWNAGE OVER YOUR PENCIL NECK.HAHAHA I LAUGH AT YOUR LAMENESS!!!!!!!
Kloipy, Pillow by TerryMalloy	Mar 7th, 2008 09:59:07 PM
Ignore, ignore, ignore. It's the only way to stop. And also--2true is dead! Buddha forever!
Wow!How could I miss this TB?2for2true...... by travis-dane	Mar 8th, 2008 06:49:33 AM
I will go to HELL!gulp....but maybe Terry can save me?
Terry by Kloipy	Mar 8th, 2008 07:17:45 AM
yeah I know in my heart that's the way to stop it, but i just can't sit by sometimes
Tony Goldwyn was killed by Jason Voohees by Super Rabbi	Mar 8th, 2008 12:53:25 PM
If I remember correctly. He got it right in the balls too I think.
I've been kidnapped by wampas by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 8th, 2008 05:22:12 PM
and meanwhile, that drippy whore schizoid douchebag Briff-Braff has pissed all over our TB. May the powers of gummer help me!

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