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Another Reason To Pray For ROSEMARY'S BABY...Team Bay Closing In For The Kill??

horrible by alex138	Mar 4th, 2008 07:53:06 AM
'nuff said
ha by Morrollan	Mar 4th, 2008 07:53:09 AM
first and there are no orignal ideas in the land of dumbass
well hell by Morrollan	Mar 4th, 2008 07:54:09 AM
that was my only try at the stupidty of being first
Fuck me. by Lost Jarv	Mar 4th, 2008 07:55:24 AM
I hope satan smashes Platinum GOons to dust. Ridiculous.
and to any warciples that read this by Lost Jarv	Mar 4th, 2008 07:56:04 AM
Scriptures are nearly complete, pictures and everything. Drop me any submissions etc. thanks
Awsome! by Gabba-UK	Mar 4th, 2008 07:56:09 AM
sorry couldn't resist after that advert he did.
fuck this shit. I'm so fucking tired of this! by Kloipy	Mar 4th, 2008 07:57:28 AM
Fuck you Michael Bay! Do you even understand horror? The answer is a resounding NO because you fucked up TCM you asshole. Is it your goal in life to take a shit on every movie actual horror fans love? Go back to making your souless buddy cop/end of the world/retarded movies and leave our classics alone you piece of shit. Son of a bitch, this is pissing me off
thanks for the update Jarv by Kloipy	Mar 4th, 2008 07:58:43 AM
I needed to hear that after reading this shitty news. Can't wait to see the final product! Burt be praised!
He has his Fathers eyes!!.. by nolan bautista	Mar 4th, 2008 07:58:47 AM
..love that line!! Also "..to Year One!!.." That Roman Castevet!..he's too much
no problem Kloipy by Lost Jarv	Mar 4th, 2008 07:59:50 AM

Morrollan by alex138	Mar 4th, 2008 07:59:54 AM
i figured someone would have posted while i was typing myself so i didn't even go for it.
By the way.. by nolan bautista	Mar 4th, 2008 08:00:07 AM
..this remake reeks of Tannis Root and has a chalky undertaste
Damn you Michael Bay is old... time for something new.. 1. 2 .3 by irc-Hollywood	Mar 4th, 2008 08:01:11 AM
that's bring this into '08 people.
Damn you Michael Bay is old... time for something new.. 1. 2 .3 by irc-Hollywood	Mar 4th, 2008 08:01:19 AM
let's bring this into '08 people.
2for2true smiles upon thee loyal warciple... by just pillow talk	Mar 4th, 2008 08:01:21 AM
Pencils stand at the ready...
Damn you Michael Bay is old... time for something new.. 1. 2 .3 by irc-Hollywood	Mar 4th, 2008 08:01:22 AM
let's bring this into '08 people.
FUCK YOU Michael BAY! by irc-Hollywood	Mar 4th, 2008 08:01:48 AM

This is shit news by Lost Jarv	Mar 4th, 2008 08:02:13 AM

i just got some more shitty news this morning by Kloipy	Mar 4th, 2008 08:02:59 AM
they are moving my dept out to open cubicles surrounded by people. Which means I probably wont get a chance to come on during the day much anymore besides sick days and whatnot. Which makes me furious. I'll have to pull some night work for the Church
Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!! by just pillow talk	Mar 4th, 2008 08:05:17 AM
1/2 agent screams in agony. The Holy Trinity finds this completely unacceptable. It is time your company witnessed the power of an angry Tony Jaa. It has been whispered that your company stole his elephant. Tony not happy.
Hang Bay High! by CuervoJones	Mar 4th, 2008 08:05:22 AM
Before is too late!
Platinum crap by CuervoJones	Mar 4th, 2008 08:06:11 AM
Michael Bay hates cinema.
I know Pillow, I know by Kloipy	Mar 4th, 2008 08:08:13 AM
I'm setting my legs on fire right now in meditation.
W H Y ? ? ? ? by Foucault	Mar 4th, 2008 08:13:31 AM
...
Rosemary's Baby is the kind of film that would never... by rbatty024	Mar 4th, 2008 08:14:53 AM
be made in today's market. It's far too deliberately paced and atmospheric. Leave it alone Platinum Dunes.
There are no new concepts in Hollywood by kwisatzhaderach	Mar 4th, 2008 08:20:15 AM
Michael Bay is the antichrist.
We'll start out with a Big CG shot of Mia Farrow's Hooch... by beefywhore	Mar 4th, 2008 08:21:18 AM
And Satans sperm will come BLASTING out of space with a Big EXPLOSION...PRPHHHKKKPOWWWWW.. and then the ovaries will be like PEERRRGGFFFKKKPOWWWWW!!!
??? by Halloween68	Mar 4th, 2008 08:23:28 AM
Oh please someone shoot me now. Why do people keep giving Bay money? Maybe he'll combine this with TRANSFORMERS so that the Decepticon devil baby can blow sh*t up.
Hmm.. I already know the plot, so... by screamster101	Mar 4th, 2008 08:28:30 AM
...fuck this movie. What a waste... I can't believe Hollywood sucks this bad for ideas. Do you guys want me to pitch some new/fresh ideas? If so, email me. I'll be glad to help for a nominal fee.
thank God the writers strike is over! by Kloipy	Mar 4th, 2008 08:29:45 AM
now they can get back to writing shitty remakes and stupid sitcoms!
Oh, For Fuck's Sake by Aquatarkusman	Mar 4th, 2008 08:32:17 AM
I'm sure it will be a PG-13 CGI-fest. Not having read the comments, I'm sure this was mentioned a few times. Casting predictions: Malin Akerman and Josh Hartnett.
Is Hollywood so bereft of original thought... by Gabba-UK	Mar 4th, 2008 08:33:44 AM
that script writers and execs can't even have nightmares and neuroses that weren't relised in film form before by others? I should learn to script some of my nightmares. Even Jigsaw would back away slowly calling me a sick fuck.
Michael Bay is AWESOME, I can't wait. by hamslime	Mar 4th, 2008 08:34:48 AM
I've always though the origional would be better with more explosions. Maybe they could also add more of that extra color saturation and shakey cam. Oh, one more thing. Could you take all the character development and story and stuff out of it cause I think that just takes away from the ancillary teen romance arch that we just can't get enough of.
Thank you beefywhore by password.swordfish	Mar 4th, 2008 08:34:49 AM
that was about a perfect description of a Bay movie. Fuck fuck fuck, there is no way the subtle terror of Rosemary's Baby translates in the least. Why does Bay have so much power in lalaland lately? He's among the worst directors EVER!
How 'bout a remake of The Omen?! Oh wait... by Sith Witch	Mar 4th, 2008 08:37:41 AM

I'm sure Bay really does love horror. by hamslime	Mar 4th, 2008 08:44:47 AM
It's made him a lot of money over the years and made him a successful producer by exploiting it.
Wow! by thecheesegrommit	Mar 4th, 2008 08:57:57 AM
Merrick doesn't like Michael Bay, That's original. Come to think of it just another one of his witty assho..um opinions.
So this Platinum Dunes Co. literally hasn't developed by TheSeeker7	Mar 4th, 2008 08:59:26 AM
a SINGLE original new idea in its existance then, do I have this right? That each and every project they've produced has been a horror remake? (& I mean that both in the genre category and sense of impending doom of the movie itself getting made)
Ralph Nader's got nothing on this guy by PotSmokinAlien	Mar 4th, 2008 09:26:33 AM
I thought Nader held the title for "most damage to society through blind egomania". I see now it belongs to Michael 'You know how everyone says Awesome now? Yeah.. I started that' Bay.
cant be worse than the original by Bouncy X	Mar 4th, 2008 10:08:52 AM
that thing was so boring, my god. i realize its really old and all but man, it makes the original exorcist seem exciting.
oops, i forgot about the omen by Bouncy X	Mar 4th, 2008 10:10:16 AM
remake was just as boring as the original, so i may be wrong.
I demand this movie to be AWESOME by BitterMan23	Mar 4th, 2008 10:22:17 AM
Awesome pregnancy (explosion), awesome satanists (explosion).
Because that's what Rosemary's Baby needs by dastickboy	Mar 4th, 2008 10:22:40 AM
Gunfire and explosions. Whoop.
Also Bouncy X - i hope that was sarcasm by BitterMan23	Mar 4th, 2008 10:26:41 AM
otherwise you have the worst taste in horror movies anyway so what do you care?
Can someone please remake Michael Bay? by BenBraddock	Mar 4th, 2008 10:39:46 AM
With some talent.
Oh sure, NOW you guys appreciate Polanski... by tonagan	Mar 4th, 2008 10:41:24 AM
I never thought I'd see anything related to him be defended.
I blame Juno by red_weed	Mar 4th, 2008 10:55:27 AM
and knocked up. and to a lesser extent that waitress one. waitress? i love this movie, don't make it shit, i dread to see what they have done to my beloved the birds..
I'm gearing up by SpanksterOfLove	Mar 4th, 2008 10:59:35 AM
to kick Michael Bay in the balls. Why not remake the Patty Duke TVM "Whatever Happened to Rosemary's Baby". I hear they fucked that up pretty badly back in the day, why not try to make it right?
fuck off by Lost Jarv	Mar 4th, 2008 11:11:53 AM
The Omen was good. The remade Omen was shit.
oh wow by Datascream	Mar 4th, 2008 11:12:14 AM
"hey...let's make love" "Well now you've turned me on...let's do it baby." "wow that was great, let's finish eating now"
Bay makes real life horror by jimmay	Mar 4th, 2008 11:17:12 AM
The horror of terrible film-making.
what a fucked up idea... by thekylegassproject	Mar 4th, 2008 11:23:49 AM
i actually like bay. bring it on haters. let the hate flow through you, it brings you focus, makes you stronger. k, i will stop now. with that being said though, this whole idea is so fucked up. he needs to stick with what he does best: making celluloid roller coasters. i mean, what the fucks gonna happen? a CGI satan will bust through the wall of rosemary's apartment AFTER terrorizing the city by batting down passersby by with a skyscraper in each hand?
..... by Muldoon	Mar 4th, 2008 11:28:28 AM
fuck that... damn you michael bay
..... by Muldoon	Mar 4th, 2008 11:29:50 AM
fuck that... damn you michael bay
On the other hand, Vince and the WWE could be doing it by Fred	Mar 4th, 2008 11:34:37 AM

FUCK THIS SHIT I'M GOIN BACK TO DRUGS by donwillymo	Mar 4th, 2008 11:45:06 AM

Holy Crap. by radio1_mike	Mar 4th, 2008 11:51:27 AM
Michael Bay really is the ANTICHRIST!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! by Elgyn6655321	Mar 4th, 2008 11:53:39 AM
I`d just assume give it to Rob Zombie.
Everytime I read about a new remake, I'm reminded of... by SilentP	Mar 4th, 2008 11:57:35 AM
this April Fool's joke from the Toronto Star a few years back: http://tinyurl.com/32k8ca
Don't remake Polanski's art. Just...DON'T. by LoneGun	Mar 4th, 2008 12:52:15 PM
Generally speaking, I don't consider myself a hater of remakes. But there is something about Platinum Dunes remaking ROSEMARY'S BABY that very definitely strikes me as disrespectful. I'd much rather see a re-release of this Polanski masterwork, wide distribution on big screens to reintroduce the film to new generations. I'd pay to see the original in a theater right now. But I can assure you, I will NOT pay to see the remake. For Bay and Dunes, this is not about Art; it's about money. And they won't get mine.
Platinum Dunes Co. by kikuchiyoboy	Mar 4th, 2008 01:11:27 PM
What a useless production company. Michael Bay doesn't really bother me, but his production company NEEDS to be shut down. Really, it's worthless.
"It's really happening" by kikuchiyoboy	Mar 4th, 2008 01:20:22 PM
Still cracks me up after all this time. That was the problem I had with the film... I couldn't take it seriously. Everytime I would see the old people in the film I would think of "Foul Play". But that's besides the point. Even if it's a lame film, Platinum Dunes is completely useless production company.
He needs to be stopped by Tug	Mar 4th, 2008 01:27:28 PM
I read this story yesterday and still can't believe they would fuck with this classic. Rosemary's Baby is sheer perfection from beginning to end and the epitome of master film making. What makes a hack like Michael Bay, who only caters to an ADD crowd with the mentality of 10 year olds, that he could ever improve on Polanski's masterpiece? This shit will be forgotten the Saturday after it opens. I seriously think this remake should be boycotted and send a message to Hollywood that the bullshit has to stop.
Moriarty becoming a father and this news by skimn	Mar 4th, 2008 01:37:32 PM
a day apart...coincidence????!!!!!
Will the new director also rape a teenager by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Mar 4th, 2008 01:43:23 PM
and flee the U.S. as a pedophile?
The hatred of remakes is a waste of energy by slone13	Mar 4th, 2008 01:56:01 PM
Hollywood is not going to stop. The sooner you come to terms with this, the happier you'll be.
Grammaton by skimn	Mar 4th, 2008 02:20:13 PM
No the new director will just rape our collective eye sockets.
hahahaha lol by T 1000 xp professional	Mar 4th, 2008 02:26:38 PM
this has to be a joke..before it was a bad thing, now this is just something that you laugh at. It's become a joke, I'm one of those that really don't want to hate anybody, but honestly Michael Bay i've enjoyed some of your movies, granted my brain was shut off for 2.5 hrs or so, but this has got to stop. I'm not purchasing a movie ticket for this movie if it does get made, you and your company are a bunch of greedy sons of bitches who have seem to run out of creative and productive ideas, which kind of defeats the point of a PRODUCTION Company.....I hope you and your croanies change your ways and develop a method for moviemaking. Transformers was a name that you fortunately had under your belt, but soon no people are going to want to see un film di Michael Bay.
Where's Edgar Wright when you need him by T 1000 xp professional	Mar 4th, 2008 02:30:15 PM
DON'T touch Rosemary's Baby. DON'T let Michael Bay do remakes.DON'T support platinum dunes. DON'T enjoy stupid explosions. DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T
This should be TOM and KATIE'S next project by Scathing	Mar 4th, 2008 02:53:11 PM
It would add a certain authenticity and extra creepiness.
LOLOLOL @ scathing's comment by T 1000 xp professional	Mar 4th, 2008 02:59:03 PM
not a fan of pop jokes, but the funny thing is it would actually work...I can totally imagine the Cruise in Satanic garb
this isnt such a bad idea by Mr.Slade	Mar 4th, 2008 03:02:58 PM
i watched the original the other night and yes it is a classic but it is also very dated. it would be cool to do a realy good remake and make it more relavent to our times however in the right hands and platinum dunes has a shitastic reputation for remakes.
Better idea by Jonah Echo	Mar 4th, 2008 03:11:59 PM
Let Michael Bay remake Armageddon, and keep doing it until he gets it right. I assume that will keep him busy for long enough that by the time he gets back to the horror genre, Saw 57 will be gracing theaters.
This shit just has to stop.... by Gungan Slayer	Mar 4th, 2008 03:17:54 PM
We got all these fucking retards in Hollywood just minning old material to death, churning out remakes/reboots/reimaginings all the time. There are hundreds, no, probably thousands of aspiring writers with new talent and ideas who by misfortune will never have the chance to bring their new content to the big screen. It's sad. And god I hate Michael Bay and Platinum Dunes
NO NO NO, don't tell Michael Bay to fuck himself... by ugh	Mar 4th, 2008 03:28:55 PM
...Tell that to all the fucking stupid ass people in this world that will see it anyway!!! Just what the world needs: more lollipop PG-13 wannabe horror/suspense movies for the cineplex.
Rosemary's back..... by brassai2003	Mar 4th, 2008 03:31:02 PM
oh yeah...Milla Janovich in a wife beater with sunglasses shotgun in one hand and baby in a carrier in the other over a super hot desert road. The old lady sends out two Blackhawks and a "GO TEAM" to get the baby back...aawesomeeeee! Nah. straight up. this needs Jessica Alba. we're talkin' SERIOUS millions there.
"...an' then... the hellbaby pops out of the crib... by Kid Z	Mar 4th, 2008 03:31:04 PM
...and fire shoots outta it's eyes like, PShAAAaaawww! An' then... an' then it hops up on a table an' starts tossin' fireballs and the whole brownstone just explodes like, BAAAOOOOM! BaRROOOOM! An' then the army jets fly in VRRRRoooOOM-THOOOOMMMmm! An'... an'...."
A thought about Platinum Dunes by PotSmokinAlien	Mar 4th, 2008 03:32:08 PM
I think it is just a matter of them going, "It's worth paying the royalties for a preexisting name because you guarantee yourself at least one weekend of idiots and fanboys/-girls going to see it, than it is taking a risk on something unproven and having no audience at all." If it was all the same, why would they want to pay for the rights to something if they didn't have to? Michael Bay is a businessman after all, not an artist. This is how he sees the world of moviemaking: as little money as possible going out, and as much as possible coming back in. If people stopped paying to see these pieces of shit you better believe he'd stop making them.
actaully, by brassai2003	Mar 4th, 2008 03:32:46 PM
this has been re-made. Arnie was in it and fought Satan at a church in the end. awesome.
Summer Movie Season, 2020... by Kid Z	Mar 4th, 2008 03:33:17 PM
...Michael Bay's JUNO! "I'm having this baby, bee-otch!" BOOOM! ARRRRRgh! Ratttattat-tata... BARRROOOOOM!
@ Kid Z by brassai2003	Mar 4th, 2008 03:33:56 PM
Now yer talkin'...HEY WHY NO TEARS FOR GARY GYGAX WHO DIED TODAY? THE CAMPAIGN IS OVER :-(
The original as "dated" by PotSmokinAlien	Mar 4th, 2008 03:37:05 PM
the original is TIMELESS, dude. Not only is the horror of not wanting the baby inside of you TIMELESS, but the subtextual horror of an obviously decrepit older generation subsuming the generation below it is also TIMELESS. There is a big difference in something being 'dated' and you being able to tell what decade it was made in.
Maybe Scarlett Johansson... by poeticwarriorII	Mar 4th, 2008 03:42:36 PM
will finally show us her huge firm tits! I think that's the upside that most of us are missing here. You know she's going to get the part and she's been wanting to let the twins out for a long time now so what better way to do it?
MICHAEL BEY'S ROSEMARY'S BABY by skywalkerfamily	Mar 4th, 2008 03:53:13 PM
That transforms and blows YOUR MIND
Good news. by Tourist	Mar 4th, 2008 04:02:37 PM
Now they can rectify that wimp ass impregnation scene. Its up to bay to bring Hentai to the mainstream.
pigfuckpig by p4ld3w	Mar 4th, 2008 04:58:03 PM
no way. this is still the ONLY movie myself and my gf (of 13years) can still watch AND SHIT OURSELVES again and again... even my 15 yr-old understands how deep and truly unsettling this film is... OMG I can't take it anymore... please refer to www.ijustshotmyselfinthehead(a ndmymissusandmykid).com... BANG;}
"Suggested for...ma-TOOR audiences." by Osmosis Jones	Mar 4th, 2008 05:15:03 PM
Gotta love over-emphatic voiceovers from old trailers...
Hmmm... actually, this is not a bad idea. by TheNorthlander	Mar 4th, 2008 05:18:54 PM
No seriously. I like the idea of Rosemary giving birth to the devil's offspring in a bus crossing the arizona during sunset, listening to Free Bird and being chased by fighter jets. It's better than remaking it Gus Van Sant style with the exact same angles and script. Who needs that?
Fuck yes. by 'Cholera's Ghost	Mar 4th, 2008 05:23:47 PM
Give Bay more remakes I don't care about.
Next up - The Exorcist.... by pita1963	Mar 4th, 2008 05:46:13 PM
By Uwe Boll
that's an awesome trailer! by oisin5199	Mar 4th, 2008 06:04:36 PM
When's that movie coming out? Seriously, this was when trailers were an art form. Brilliant. The idea of this film being remade by anyone sickens me, let alone Michael Bay. It will be another reason to piss off Wiccans (and probably the Satanists will hate it too because it will be so bad). Where's Anton LaVey when you need him?
"timeless" by Mr.Slade	Mar 4th, 2008 06:30:14 PM
pot smoking alien are you talking about the book by ira levin or the film by roman polanski, i agree with you that the idea is timeless but the film is dated not just becuase i can tell which decade it was shot in, but by the casting, the acting the writting ect... the film is no doubt a classic but in the hands of a master film maker a remake could make it more accesible to an audience that dosent look for the "subtextual horror" in a scary movie. that being said i think remaking it for the sake of remaking it is a terrible idea and handing it over to a first time feature director who's only done a couple of flashy music videos could be tragic
Platinum Dunes doesn't make PG-13 by BitterMan23	Mar 4th, 2008 06:32:11 PM
So far all of their films have been R. And besides, the ORIGINAL Rosemary's Baby could probably get a PG-13 today if not for the one brief nude scene (do it tasteful, Titanic style, and the 13 is still yours anyway!). So if you're going to slam the studio, at least give your argument some merit. If nothing else, the Dunes has been the only consistent source of R rated horror over the past 4-5 years.
Rosemary's Baby by TerryMalloy	Mar 4th, 2008 06:35:23 PM
What a great movie. Can't wait to see someone rape Polanski for a change. Right? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Did someone up there suggest remaking Armageddon? by slone13	Mar 4th, 2008 06:50:46 PM
Ridiculous. That movie is nigh perfect.
Can't wait for Rosemary's Baby to fight Optimus Prime -- AWESOME by MrMysteryGuest	Mar 4th, 2008 06:51:41 PM

Hilarity ensues when Will Smith and Martin Lawrence fight demons by MrMysteryGuest	Mar 4th, 2008 06:56:02 PM

"Aw, hell, naw! Some fuckin' old lady tried to kill my ass! DAM by MrMysteryGuest	Mar 4th, 2008 07:01:11 PM

DAMN!" by MrMysteryGuest	Mar 4th, 2008 07:02:33 PM

"How in Zeus' BUTTHOLE! am I gonna kill a demon baby?" by MrMysteryGuest	Mar 4th, 2008 07:05:46 PM

I wish this year was 1967 to 1974. by Garbage	Mar 4th, 2008 07:10:40 PM
Where are the In Cold Bloods to Chinatowns of yesteryear? If Coppola, Bogdanovich, Scorsese, and the gang are still alive and kicking, what happened? Don't give me that "they're not renegade kids anymore" pap--yes they are, compared to some people. Like monks.
"Rosemary's Baby's grown into an asteroid the size of Texas, sir by MrMysteryGuest	Mar 4th, 2008 07:15:25 PM

Affleck and Hartnett have more than Japanese to worry about by MrMysteryGuest	Mar 4th, 2008 07:22:27 PM

in "Rosemary's Harbor"! by MrMysteryGuest	Mar 4th, 2008 07:23:26 PM

Verizon FIOS is the devil! -- But still AWESOME! by MrMysteryGuest	Mar 4th, 2008 07:26:45 PM

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I always figure Michael Bay would have some relation to Satan by drewlicious	Mar 4th, 2008 07:40:19 PM
But this isn't what I meant.
Rosemary's by MrMysteryGuest	Mar 4th, 2008 08:00:15 PM

Rosemary's Baby's first pet: the AWESOME PUSSYCAT! by MrMysteryGuest	Mar 4th, 2008 08:00:40 PM

Bay is... by FILMFUNK	Mar 4th, 2008 08:12:52 PM
The Devil with 2 backs and this proves it!
Fucking disgusting... by Sulla	Mar 4th, 2008 08:23:51 PM
Michael Bay, die and go straight to Hell you talentless hack. The very idea of Bay's name attached to Rosemary's Baby makes me wanna vomit. Besides, it DOESN'T NEED TO BE REMADE!
On a tangent: I'd rather watch the Tenant by FraDolcino	Mar 4th, 2008 08:39:16 PM
Have a fever, random thoughts: Yeah, Rosemary's and Chinatown are his classics, but for sheer ridiculous mind-fuckery I'll always turn to the Tenant. Young Isabelle Adjani, goofy Roman acting. I miss movies that have all of their credits at the opening so they just end, not giving the audience a chance to acclimate back into the real world. Nope, just a bizarre end and 'fuck you' go home. Anyway, fuck Michael Bay and his wanker company.
Also by FraDolcino	Mar 4th, 2008 08:43:19 PM
I find horror films much more effective if they slowly show you the crazy shit through effective long-takes and not jump-cut around every .5 seconds. I could have sworn I read something that said the average shot length in a Michael Bay film is 3 seconds. Makes me sick to my stomach... but that could be the fever. Let's remake chinatown with Scarlett Jojo or Jessica Biel and (i dunno) Dane Cook, with cameo appearance by Warwick Davis as the hood who slits Jake's nose. "where'd you get the midget?"
FLAMES ON BABY by skywalkerfamily	Mar 4th, 2008 09:31:05 PM
Peter Cullen to voice Baby. Shia La Beef as the carnie.
The devil gave it to Mia HARD!!! by Han Cholo	Mar 4th, 2008 10:01:49 PM
I always wanted to see devil on human sex, but all we saw was a little movement and red eyes. For some strange reason I always wondered if the devil's prick was somehow scaly and uncomfortable to the woman. Maybe Bay isn't so much of a hack that he'll have the balls to show something like that. I know, it sounds gay in a fucked up way but shit like that just pops into your mind.
Already remade by severianx1	Mar 4th, 2008 10:24:57 PM
Rosemary's Baby has already been remade, as a scifi flick. It was called The Astronaut's Wife.
Michael Bay's MANSQUITO!! by skywalkerfamily	Mar 4th, 2008 10:48:03 PM
That would be sweet.
Breaking Update on Michael Bay by dudemandude	Mar 4th, 2008 11:51:51 PM
I just read on Drudge that "Michael Bay's Platinum Dunes has been linked to Al-Qaeda. Apparently the company also made such hit films as, My Last Jihad, I Can't Quit You Osama, and Ayman Al Zawahri : How I Got My Prayer Forehead Bump. While these classics are readily viewed in countries like Pakistan and Iran, they have yet to reach mass appeal in the United States." Okay Okay yes I am completely joking. And yes I am clarifying so that the pompous cunt doesn't decide to sue me.
FUCKIN SWEET!!!! by That 70s Venom	Mar 5th, 2008 03:47:14 AM
I am all over a new Rosemary's Baby. This should be fuckin cool.
R.I.P. Gary Gygax by That 70s Venom	Mar 5th, 2008 03:47:34 AM
Sad :(
Just got off the phone with Rosemary's Baby by Motoko Kusanagi	Mar 5th, 2008 04:20:46 AM
waaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!!!
hmmm by DonnieDorko	Mar 5th, 2008 07:55:10 AM
Rosemary's Michael Bay-by. It's already happening.
If theyve already made it as a horror-remake it as something els by RockLobster800	Mar 5th, 2008 07:56:07 AM
Like a comedy! Imagine-Kate Hudson is Rosemary, a high profile career gal, with her whole life ahead of her and a big promotion coming up-until one day......she meets the charming Vince Vaughn as Mr.B.L ze Bub, the funnest guy at the party...who invites her back to his place!.After a bit of rumpy pumpy, B.L forgets to mention that the immense heat in hell melts his condom amd bingo-bango, theres a bun in the oven! But the devils a busy guy so he decides to do a runner-but hell hath no fury like a woman scorned! Rosemary trys to tackle her job, her HELL-LarriOus pregnancy (fire coming out of her vagina, devilsih farts) while tracking down papa satan-its....ROSEMARYS BABY!! rated PG-13....co starring Jeremy Piven and Joan Cusack as "the friends" and Jon Voight cos....well he'll be in anything nowadays...you cant lose there...theres a market now with Knocked Uo (meh) and Juno (pretty damn good) outh there....
If theyve already made it as a horror-remake it as something els by RockLobster800	Mar 5th, 2008 07:57:17 AM
Like a comedy! Imagine-Kate Hudson is Rosemary, a high profile career gal, with her whole life ahead of her and a big promotion coming up-until one day......she meets the charming Vince Vaughn as Mr.B.L ze Bub, the funnest guy at the party...who invites her back to his place!.After a bit of rumpy pumpy, B.L forgets to mention that the immense heat in hell melts his condom amd bingo-bango, theres a bun in the oven! But the devils a busy guy so he decides to do a runner-but hell hath no fury like a woman scorned! Rosemary trys to tackle her job, her HELL-LarriOus pregnancy (fire coming out of her vagina, devilsih farts) while tracking down papa satan-its....ROSEMARYS BABY!! rated PG-13....co starring Jeremy Piven and Joan Cusack as "the friends" and Jon Voight cos....well he'll be in anything nowadays...you cant lose there...theres a market now with Knocked Uo (meh) and Juno (pretty damn good) outh there....
hmm...meant to type ELSE in the top line by RockLobster800	Mar 5th, 2008 07:58:14 AM
damn you tommy two-tone!
With Bay's new self-deprecating kick, this might be good by BitterMan23	Mar 5th, 2008 12:25:55 PM
The baby is in fact, his, and the mother fears her child may be in danger of becoming just like his dad. Note - I actually really like Bay's movies and think the guy's awesome, because I judge movies based on how well they achieve what they set out to do, not how they compare on an importance level next to Citizen Kane.
RBINO!!! by Motoko Kusanagi	Mar 5th, 2008 01:04:09 PM
RBINO RBINO RBINO RBINO
severianx1 - you beat me to it by Bass Bastardson	Mar 5th, 2008 02:30:05 PM
I was totally going to call out The Astronauts Wife.
Anchorite - thank you by Bass Bastardson	Mar 5th, 2008 02:37:56 PM
... for once again proving that you are an idiot.
Remake remake remake... what the hell? by Sackratte	Mar 5th, 2008 03:44:49 PM
It has his fathers dick! Wait... this was another movie from the late program. Hey Hollywood discovered remakes and comic books... wow! They are too stupid to come up with new original concepts so they do whatever they can to show us how a good old movie will be made into some new bad shit for the cell phone generation and multitasking teenagers who think a good movie has to have 1000+cuts each 10 seconds and flashing lights in all action scenes. Where are good movies???

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