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Zacherley Talos McWeeny is here!!!

Congrats/FIRST! by dudebro22	Mar 3rd, 2008 11:53:46 PM
You better sell some more scripts to pay for all these kids! BTW FIRST!
congrats man by malakori	Mar 3rd, 2008 11:53:50 PM
good luck with the kid
Congratulations by DoctorFieldy	Mar 3rd, 2008 11:55:04 PM
and good luck!
Congrats by jeandubacher	Mar 3rd, 2008 11:55:14 PM
All the best from Switzerland Moriarty.
Congrats! by Metrogenic	Mar 3rd, 2008 11:55:25 PM
Glad to hear the news, Mori!
Name? by Onyx390	Mar 3rd, 2008 11:56:25 PM
I'd have to say CLoverfield. He'd probably be the first. Or Godzilla. Come to think of it, he'd still probably be the first. And just think about how awesome that would be. "Kids, we have a new student joining us today. His/her name is Godzilla Mifune George McWeeny." Badass.
What will the name be? by messi	Mar 3rd, 2008 11:57:26 PM
here's some suggestions "Robocop Spielberg McWeeny" "Robert DeNiro Day-Lewis McWeeny" "Sonny Chiba Green Lantern Sector 2814 Mcweeny" "Hal Jordan McWeeny"(I know that's what i'd name my kid) "Marion Cotillard is fucking hot and I want to violate her McWeeny" "This year's Little Miss Juno McWeeny" "Damn You Michael Bay McWeeny" "McWeeny Gotta Eat"
Way to fall further behind Mori! ☺ by CarmillaVonDoom	Mar 3rd, 2008 11:57:59 PM
Congratulations. You've kept me coming back here for over 10 years!
Michael Bay Denis McWeeny by messi	Mar 3rd, 2008 11:58:58 PM
best name ever
TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION McWeeny by messi	Mar 3rd, 2008 11:59:21 PM
Second greatest name ever.
Predator McWeeny: Tokyo Drift by messi	Mar 4th, 2008 12:00:06 AM
Third greatest name ever.
I'm not sure thi qualifies as a spoiler... by erikharrison	Mar 4th, 2008 12:00:07 AM
...unless we knew the gender/name before Mori did, and disclosed them here.
Congrats, Drew! by Grimjack99	Mar 4th, 2008 12:00:42 AM
Damn, my wife and I have some serious catch-up to do. Second child? Wow. A good name for a second child is "Abel." Or "Dougie." Your pick.
SINESTRO CORPS WAR! MCWEENY by messi	Mar 4th, 2008 12:01:17 AM
Ultimate best name ever. That's what i'm naming my kid, except the McWeeny bit, so I can say Sinestro Corps War! all the time.
Congratulations, Moriarty! by LoneGun	Mar 4th, 2008 12:01:26 AM
Congrats on the new addition to your family.
Klatu Bickle McWeeney by waggy	Mar 4th, 2008 12:06:21 AM
Do the kids with normal names get made fun of in LA? :p
Please, Mori, for the love of God... by W3bzpinn3r	Mar 4th, 2008 12:08:15 AM
give this child a name that won't get him/her beaten up or ridiculed in school. Toshiro Lucas McWeenie is an asswhuppin' just waiting to happen. My parents gave me an unusual name, and it was HELL in elementary school and highschool, and I get nothing but weird looks from people in my adult life when they see my first name. That, and on job applications, people don't know if it's a serious application or not. So basically, Mori, be kind to at least one of your kids. You aren't filthy rich (As far as I know), so your kids can't blow off a weird name as easily as Apple Paltrow, or Moonunit Zappa. Give the new kid a fighting chance in this world of islamo-fascists, global-warming conspiracies, and Paul W.S. Anderson movies.
WHATS UP WITH THE NBC DEAL MCWEENY? by THE KNIGHT	Mar 4th, 2008 12:09:24 AM
CONGRATS MORI! YOU BASTARD YOU!
I'll drink a shot AND smoke a bowl to this news! by Bean_	Mar 4th, 2008 12:10:10 AM
Congratulations man I wish you and the fam the best!
CONGRATZ!! by virtual_ninja	Mar 4th, 2008 12:10:33 AM

MCWEENY SWAN DO YA CLEANY by THE KNIGHT	Mar 4th, 2008 12:11:06 AM
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JOHN FELINI GEORGE MCWEENY by THE KNIGHT	Mar 4th, 2008 12:12:04 AM
....
McNuggets McWeenie. ... Kidding! by W3bzpinn3r	Mar 4th, 2008 12:12:16 AM

Himynameis McWeeny by geemenblue	Mar 4th, 2008 12:14:16 AM
that's my idea. Although I do love TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION McWeeny. It has a certain I-don't-know-what.
CONGRATS DREW by lovecraftian	Mar 4th, 2008 12:14:21 AM
My best to you and yours, you MAGNIFICENT BASTARD!!!
keep on breeding... by Rupee88	Mar 4th, 2008 12:18:36 AM
congrats Moriarty...you are one of my favorite writers on here, so replicating your DNA is a good thing for the world.
Congrats Drew by mukhtabi	Mar 4th, 2008 12:18:48 AM
Two, what a fine number. Here's toasting ya and hoping its a healthy lad or lass.
Congrats Mori!!! We love ya!!! by Orionsangels	Mar 4th, 2008 12:19:14 AM

Congrats to you and your family by Juggernaut125	Mar 4th, 2008 12:19:20 AM
Hope everything goes very well. And my vote boy OR girl is for Klaatu Berata McWeeney. Or if it's a boy, you could go with Bruce Campbell McWeeny and ENSURE it's coolness in the annals of history.
Congrats! by AntoniusBloc	Mar 4th, 2008 12:19:31 AM
Hope and pray everything goes smooth, which I'm sure it will...my name suggestion would be anything from Middle Earth, of course...what about Radagast?
EPISODE THREE WILL OWN YOUR ASS McWeeny by Magma Suit	Mar 4th, 2008 12:19:42 AM
Oldie buy a goody.
Johnson McWeeney by W3bzpinn3r	Mar 4th, 2008 12:32:47 AM
Ian McKellen McWeeney Pee Wee McWeeney Marty McFly McWeeney Ima Sucha McWeeney
Toshiro Two Electric Boogaloo McWeeny by drave117	Mar 4th, 2008 12:32:57 AM
Actually, I think you should give your next kid a normal first name, but a super bad-ass middle name, like Danger, or Adventure, just so the kid can honestly say "Danger is my middle name!"
Bullseye Wamprats McWeeny. by epitone	Mar 4th, 2008 12:33:54 AM
All set.
All the best! by Zakari Paolon	Mar 4th, 2008 12:37:15 AM
Happy for you, man. Health, joy, success and martial art skills.
Dream Genie McWeeny by LordPorkington	Mar 4th, 2008 12:37:33 AM
That's all I got. Unless the kid is severely underweight, in which case it has to be Tincy Tiny Teeny McWeeny.
Darth Katsuhiro Coppola McWeeny by hktelemacher	Mar 4th, 2008 12:40:14 AM
Stick to the formula and this shit writes itself.
Congrats! by otm shank	Mar 4th, 2008 12:40:15 AM
Good Luck.
Ian by Mr Funktastic	Mar 4th, 2008 12:40:54 AM
If a boy, that's actually a decent name AND homage.
HDDVD McWeeny. by otm shank	Mar 4th, 2008 12:43:14 AM
Or Blu Ray McWeeny:)
If it's a boy.. by otm shank	Mar 4th, 2008 12:44:54 AM
Steve McQueen McWeeny KICK ASS!
dude by whatyoufear	Mar 4th, 2008 12:44:59 AM
"First" would be a great name.. and clever, too. You know, cuz they'd have an older sibling, meaning they were obviously NOT first.
Probably shouldn't name it "Harry" by Curtis Spicoli	Mar 4th, 2008 12:49:09 AM
Aw, heck. Harry McWeeny's a fine name. Congrats!
Congrats! by Proman1984	Mar 4th, 2008 12:56:08 AM
Well done! Best!
babies are like trilogies by heavenlykid	Mar 4th, 2008 01:00:07 AM
you should make the second two at the same time to save money. I vote for twins.
MAZEL TOV! by The Real MiraJeff	Mar 4th, 2008 01:09:13 AM
Papa Mori, congratulations, buddy! Whatever you do, don't name your baby after me. No one should have to start out life with that kind of bad luck. I'm thinking something epic for the name. Something super. Something like, Wayne Kent McWeeney, or Kent Wayne McWeeny. The former has a nice ring to it. Wayne McWeeny. You could also tease him and call him Garth. Or if it's a girl, go back to the Golden Age and name her Foxy. Like, Foxy Brown, or Foxy Cleopatra or Foxy Lady. Foxy McWeeney sounds pretty good to me. And since she'll be growing up as a Hollywood kid now (more congrats on the NBC deal too, big guy!) she'll wanna be a star. So what about Star Foxy McWeeny? That sounds like a name you can trust. And just think, in just a few short years, she'll be screaming “MARAWAMA! MARAWAMA!” too. They grow up so fast. Cherish it. And give the missus my best. She just gave birth to a McWeeny. Buy the woman something special with that NBC paycheck. God bless the whole fam and hang in there, daddy-o. (Not the Michael Chiklis sitcom, just a term of endearment.
Didn't know Moriarty was pregnant! :( by MrMysteryGuest	Mar 4th, 2008 01:09:46 AM
That birth's gonna hurt!
two at a time mcweeeeny? by THE KNIGHT	Mar 4th, 2008 01:10:37 AM

Grats! by Bob of the Shire	Mar 4th, 2008 01:16:24 AM
Good luck and god bless!
Is it true hes co-writing Mortal Combat??? by y7jver01	Mar 4th, 2008 01:16:38 AM
I went wikipedia on his ass...!!!
BRUCE WAYNE MCWEENY by THE KNIGHT	Mar 4th, 2008 01:16:57 AM
top that suckers!
And the winner for the "It Was Right In Front Of Our Face" Award by LlGHTST0RMER	Mar 4th, 2008 01:17:44 AM
Curtis Spicoli, for "Harry McWeeny." NICE JOB!
Some other soon-to be-Classics: by LlGHTST0RMER	Mar 4th, 2008 01:20:37 AM
Otm Shank: Steve McQueen McWeeny, and FuckMichaelBay for "McDreamy McSteamy McWeeny."
McLovin McWeeny, or TINO by Calico Pete	Mar 4th, 2008 01:21:32 AM
McCongrats!
Roger Siskel McWeeny by heyscot	Mar 4th, 2008 01:21:46 AM

Just kiddin'! Congrats, McWeeny! by MrMysteryGuest	Mar 4th, 2008 01:22:28 AM

Congratseses! by BrandLoyalist	Mar 4th, 2008 01:23:08 AM
Good day eh? And assuming you win a raffle or something in the next 24 hours: congratseseses!
Is It In Glorious Quicktime? by CHEWBLACCA	Mar 4th, 2008 01:27:11 AM
All the best babies are.
WHERE IS THE AUDIO CLIP! by skywalkerfamily	Mar 4th, 2008 01:31:28 AM
We need an audio clip!
Could be a turd weasel by Spoiler_Man	Mar 4th, 2008 01:32:47 AM
The end of the world is nigh
Congrats! by ChickenDelicious	Mar 4th, 2008 01:37:04 AM
Congratulations, Drew! Here's to a healthy, perfect baby! swigs beer
Hey! Now there's a name for it... by ChickenDelicious	Mar 4th, 2008 01:38:05 AM
Name it Glorious Quicktime McWeeny!
congrats by Muldoon	Mar 4th, 2008 01:38:29 AM
thats badass!
Do we get any new trailers with this news? by Tourist	Mar 4th, 2008 01:38:36 AM
Cool hes having a baby and all. I think its happened once or twice before in the world of journalism. In other news, I was late picking my girlfriend up from work and she walked home. In the follow up story, I'll detail how I explained that I couldn't find my shoes or keys in the required amount of time for the rendevouz.
Michael Hfuhruhurr McWeeny by DoogieHowitzer	Mar 4th, 2008 01:43:28 AM

duh ---- McG McWeeny by George Newman	Mar 4th, 2008 01:44:02 AM
Maybe even slap a "WS" in the middle there
My First due this week - don't steal my name by DoogieHowitzer	Mar 4th, 2008 01:45:45 AM
Try using my login name too - Doogie is just AWESOME - especially if its a girl. Also - see if you can get away with naming it after a porn star - and wait for the fireworks when your wife finds out :) Gratz and good luck fine sir - we'll miss you around here - don't kid yourself that you'll be a regular contributor for a while.
Spoiler Alert? by PirateEmery	Mar 4th, 2008 01:46:25 AM
Really?
Spoiler Alert: didnt know the wife was pregnant! by George Newman	Mar 4th, 2008 01:47:39 AM
good grief, why even visit now
FLAMES ON BABYYY!!! by skywalkerfamily	Mar 4th, 2008 01:49:35 AM

Congratu Fuckin lations man by IndustryKiller!	Mar 4th, 2008 01:55:35 AM
And good luck with that whole sleeping and having a social life thing ;)
McTeeny McWeeny by Bobo_Vision	Mar 4th, 2008 01:55:52 AM
Lets face it. No matter what you name the kid, with a last name like McWeeny, he's going to be teased ruthlessly. You could name the kid "Vagina" and it won't change a thing.
DAMN YOU MICHAEL BEY!!! by skywalkerfamily	Mar 4th, 2008 02:03:36 AM
YOU DAMN DIRTY APE!!!
Congrats you crazy bastard by iamnicksaicnsn	Mar 4th, 2008 02:05:43 AM
Can't wait to hear the name!
HDDVD McWeeny. HAHAHAHAHA by messi	Mar 4th, 2008 02:10:35 AM
That's the best one. next to my TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION MCWEENY.
Congrats on another McWeeny by AlwaysThere	Mar 4th, 2008 02:12:00 AM
Thumbs up
Congratulations, Congratulations, Congratulations!!!!! by psychedelic	Mar 4th, 2008 02:14:19 AM
All kinds of havoc is going to be let loose in the McWeeny household. Better guard your DVDs before they're used as Tinker Toys. If you ever wanted to write a script about parental insomnia, now would probably be a good time. My best wishes for the adventures ahead. Name suggestion (since everyone else is doing it): Zatoichi Psychedelic McWeeny Are there going to be any little Knowles patting around soon, Harry? You better keep up in the AICN spawn race. Besides, my 16 month old nephew could use another playmate in Austin. Will there be a kids table/theatre at the next BNAT?
CGI PANTS!!!! by skywalkerfamily	Mar 4th, 2008 02:14:49 AM
AHHHH!
It's actually called, IT LIVES AGAIN by s0nicdeathmonkey	Mar 4th, 2008 02:15:23 AM

THE KNIGHT HAS CHOSEN MCWEENY... HERE'S WHY by THE KNIGHT	Mar 4th, 2008 02:15:32 AM
SAM WITWYCKIE MCWEENY!!!
SAM WITWYCKIE MCWEENY!!! by THE KNIGHT	Mar 4th, 2008 02:16:03 AM
....
BABES MCLOVING WEENY SEEANY!! by skywalkerfamily	Mar 4th, 2008 02:18:25 AM
McFeeny!
All part of his evil plan...... by deadboy1313	Mar 4th, 2008 02:28:20 AM
to take over the world with millions of his charming progeny. Good for you lad, everyone should have a goal! (Better start eating more oysters, you're falling behind with the plan). May your family enjoy love, life, and great health. P.S. I have decided the fledgling should be named Lime Ricky Ricardo Montalban.....do not defy me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zakari Paolon by messi	Mar 4th, 2008 02:31:39 AM
where did the martial arts skills quote come from?
Congratulations! by Neosamurai85	Mar 4th, 2008 02:34:15 AM
Fitting name if it's a boy: Charles. You're a big enough geek to know why. ;) Peace.
Chuck Norris McWeeny by Sledge Hammer	Mar 4th, 2008 02:44:12 AM
Gotta do it. I mean come on, the kid's called fucking McWeeny, gotta balance that shit up, and no one fucks with Chuck Norris.
I just got off IM with the unborn child... by vicious_bastard	Mar 4th, 2008 02:44:33 AM
It's a boy - with twelve toes!
Congrats man! by RipVanMarlowe	Mar 4th, 2008 02:44:52 AM

Azmodeus Lucifer Baal Beelzebub Satan McWeeney by alpha	Mar 4th, 2008 02:55:49 AM
It would be worth it just for the christening cermony.
Paris Lindsay Britney Skanyho McWeeney by alpha	Mar 4th, 2008 02:59:09 AM
If it's a girl.Oh and congrats on the rugrat you nefarious bastard
Fork Tounged Visitor-baby from "V" McWeeny by pokadoo	Mar 4th, 2008 03:03:19 AM
"Get it out of me!!!"
Go man, GO!! by Toulon	Mar 4th, 2008 03:09:36 AM
Congrats, Mori!!
10/10 Mori, good news, good news by silentbobafett2	Mar 4th, 2008 03:15:09 AM
Still don't mean I forgive you for suggesting THE WOMAN IN WHITE to me... shame on you! But good news about the baby though, eh? :-)
Joel Ethan McWeeney by Rev. Slappy	Mar 4th, 2008 03:17:24 AM
I actually kind of like that one.....
Congratulations Mori! by UltimaRex	Mar 4th, 2008 03:18:42 AM
As for name... I was writing an address and... Wyndham for boy. Bethwin for girl. But it's your show man and you're on in 5 4 3...
All the best by Brendon	Mar 4th, 2008 03:35:53 AM
Congratulations to the family
Another One? Jeez Mor, your a machine! by Yeti	Mar 4th, 2008 03:44:03 AM
Congrats on the new addition. All the best. Please don't name it Kal-El, how about Mini-Me?
Baby #2, I never even saw Baby #1 by Leafy McPlantsalot	Mar 4th, 2008 03:50:24 AM
i'll rent it this weekened
the name should be BIG MCWEENEY by Leafy McPlantsalot	Mar 4th, 2008 03:50:45 AM

Legend speaks of a child, created by an ancient evil... by Summer_Pudding	Mar 4th, 2008 04:13:49 AM
well done mate Pete
All the best... by DocPazuzu	Mar 4th, 2008 04:22:53 AM
...to you and your family, Mori. I became a father myself for the first time last Wednesday and after a week I'm still in awe of how HUGE the whole idea of parenthood is, let alone being the parent of two children. Don't disappoint us on the name for the new critter! More zany filmic monikers, please! Giant Robot Boll McWeenie?
Campbell Scrimm McWeenie by DocPazuzu	Mar 4th, 2008 04:28:46 AM
Oh yes.
Warwick Gummer McWeenie by DocPazuzu	Mar 4th, 2008 04:31:33 AM
Even better.
Maston Thrust McWeenie by DocPazuzu	Mar 4th, 2008 04:32:30 AM
Somebody stop me.
Steve Mcweeney by Musicballs	Mar 4th, 2008 04:33:04 AM

All hail Sweeney Mantooth McWeeney by Diazanon	Mar 4th, 2008 04:44:39 AM
You know, the more children you have the more expensive the whole family name change becomes. Why postpone the inevitable!
Congratulations! by raw_bean	Mar 4th, 2008 04:44:45 AM
I humbly suggest MAN IN SUIT McWeeny if it's a boy, or SEXIEST TOMBOY BEANPOLE McWeeny if it's a girl. :^)
Congratulations by Lucifer Haywood	Mar 4th, 2008 04:52:54 AM

congrats mo by Pipple	Mar 4th, 2008 04:55:27 AM
but damn it you must be making a shit ton of money to be able to squirt out all these little mo's. send some of that my way...
Sweeney Todd McWeenie by BatRastard	Mar 4th, 2008 05:02:30 AM
Grats!
Daniel Day Macweeny by messi	Mar 4th, 2008 05:04:42 AM
yes
Sweeney McWeenie!! Now that's a name by Evil Hobbit	Mar 4th, 2008 05:05:00 AM
Gratz!
Terminator McWeeny by messi	Mar 4th, 2008 05:05:06 AM
best ever
Nipples on a McWeeny by messi	Mar 4th, 2008 05:07:37 AM
4
Congrats! by Razorback	Mar 4th, 2008 05:07:48 AM
I still hate you, though.
Congrats! by DonnieDorko	Mar 4th, 2008 05:12:22 AM
Little McWeeny JR.
Uwe Ratner McWeeny by smallcheetah	Mar 4th, 2008 05:26:12 AM
there will be mcweenies
Itsy-Bitsy-Teeny-Weeny-Yellow-Po lka-Dot McWeeny by TheLaughingJuggler	Mar 4th, 2008 05:26:13 AM
(well maybe not yellow polka dot!)
Zod Mc Weeny!!! by a rolling stone	Mar 4th, 2008 05:31:50 AM
He/she could spend his/her entire life ordering people to kneel, and it would never get old. At least, it wouldn't for me. I'd kill to hang out with a Zod. And a Zod would get mega-laid. Who wouldn't fuck a Zod? A Kal-El, I guess. But how many of those are running around, right? Condgrats, dude.
Congrats by staticneuron	Mar 4th, 2008 05:35:27 AM
I wish happiness and health unto the newborn. No matter what the name is.
Congratulations, But... by LaserPants	Mar 4th, 2008 05:35:50 AM
I completely, totally, and utterly do not understand AT ALL why anyone, anywhere, would ever want to have a child. Children had by accident, I understand, but on purpose? Why? You know they have various pills and devices which allow you to enjoy sex without spawning (aka creating more flesh to feel more pain in a cold, unfeeling, indifferent, and painful universe).
Congrats! by fernby	Mar 4th, 2008 05:35:52 AM
Well done Mori. Hope all goes well.
Lightnin McWeenie! by FILMFUNK	Mar 4th, 2008 05:44:38 AM
I was Laughing SO HARD at Steve McWeeny my wife asks why I'm chokin on my apple and I try my hardest to explain then my son who's 3 says ''Lighnin McQueeny'' I am crying with joy! Congrats man don't listen to all the folk who say it's tougher with 2! It's fucking great! we just had a wee girl and it all comes back to you! Nw Harry get makin some Ginger critters!
Linguini McWeeny! by FILMFUNK	Mar 4th, 2008 05:45:57 AM
I can't stop laughing! I'm gonna puke! :o)
The kid is already for sale on eBay by Mullah Omar	Mar 4th, 2008 05:49:20 AM
http://www.aintitcool.com/node /35824
Laserpants by FILMFUNK	Mar 4th, 2008 05:53:55 AM
it's our sole purpose on to procreate! and it's a wonder to behold! plus you get to watch kids movies again on loop, til you know every word of shit like Garfield and Alvin and the Chipmunks... Hold on, No! I changed my mind. It's Painful and pointless I agree!
WAR! Congrats, Mori! by Pennsy	Mar 4th, 2008 06:03:34 AM
breaks open virtual Cristal :)
THERE WILL BE MCWEENY by BringingSexyBack	Mar 4th, 2008 06:18:06 AM
Congrats! Did you conceive the child doggy style? We want details!
Congrats Mori! by Kloipy	Mar 4th, 2008 06:19:37 AM

VERN MCWEENY (AFTER THE REAL FATHER) by BringingSexyBack	Mar 4th, 2008 06:21:32 AM
I kid!
BEST.NAME.EVER. by teh ran	Mar 4th, 2008 06:24:48 AM
Lightin' Mcweeny, McLovin McWeeny or Max Power McWeeny. Best of luck just spare us the details post birth, some of us have already been there man!
Moriarty McWeeny, of course by CreasyBear	Mar 4th, 2008 06:27:42 AM

Optimus Plainview Mcweeny by Jonah Echo	Mar 4th, 2008 06:29:06 AM
Congratulations Drew! This definitely qualifies as cool news. Looking forward to hearing more.
PLANT! by beastie	Mar 4th, 2008 06:29:29 AM
Congrats Drew! I thought that my second wouldn't be as fun as my first, like I'd done all of this before, but it was a totally new and wonderful experience.
HEY – That’s Great! by Evil Chicken	Mar 4th, 2008 06:30:10 AM
God bless you and your family. Now that is cool news!
Congrats Mori... by just pillow talk	Mar 4th, 2008 06:30:24 AM
Name the kid 2for2true...guaranteed to be a badass kid. Just buy plenty of pencils. DocP, congrats by the way. Welcome to the club!
MAHMOUD AHMEDINEJAD HUSSEIN KIM IL MCWEENY by BringingSexyBack	Mar 4th, 2008 06:31:42 AM
Cute name!
TALKBACKER MCWEENY by BringingSexyBack	Mar 4th, 2008 06:32:21 AM
You owe it to the fans.
UNCIRCUMCISED MCWEENY by BringingSexyBack	Mar 4th, 2008 06:32:51 AM
All the girls will love him!
Congratulations man by MontyPigeon	Mar 4th, 2008 06:36:42 AM
You're the best reviewer on this site. Hope everything goes well.
SUKON MCWEENEY by BringingSexyBack	Mar 4th, 2008 06:39:27 AM
I apologize
Good luck Drew by chrth	Mar 4th, 2008 06:39:47 AM
I was there 10 months ago, and it's, well, you know already. Hope everything goes well for the new one and your wife.
MCWEENY II: THE RECKONING by BringingSexyBack	Mar 4th, 2008 06:42:04 AM
Put that on the birth certificate for reals.
Steve McWeeny by The Gospel According to Bastardface	Mar 4th, 2008 06:43:04 AM
Might be the only possible name you could call the child.
I've seen McWeeny's baby!! IT WAS AWESOME!! by Gungan Slayer	Mar 4th, 2008 06:43:08 AM
yup
McClane McCain McWeeny by chrth	Mar 4th, 2008 06:45:28 AM
You can call him John-John for short.
Second! by Dazzler69	Mar 4th, 2008 06:46:58 AM
Since nobody posted that yet.
Sherlock McWeeny by smallcheetah	Mar 4th, 2008 06:52:29 AM
or maybe arthur conan doyle mcweeny, if its a girl ... i've always been fond of Cocaine
Who cares? by emorr	Mar 4th, 2008 06:54:24 AM
I'm just here for the movie reviews.
Congratulations! by Kubla_Khan	Mar 4th, 2008 06:59:18 AM
I have a great respect for your writing and measured opinion, Drew. Keep at it. And I humbly suggest Krueger Jason McWeeny if it's a boy!
SHORT ROUND MCWEENY by BringingSexyBack	Mar 4th, 2008 07:00:04 AM
Hey round just became an adjective
EMORR by BringingSexyBack	Mar 4th, 2008 07:01:57 AM
Then why bother posting? Idiot.
Joseph or Frank or Robert McWeeny by The Funketeer	Mar 4th, 2008 07:06:34 AM
That way the first kid will be bitter for the rest of his life that his parents saddled him with such a ridiculous name while his younger brother/sister got the normal one.
Warwick 'Burt" McWeeny by Kloipy	Mar 4th, 2008 07:12:17 AM

BSB...because he has very insightful posts by just pillow talk	Mar 4th, 2008 07:18:13 AM
It make me second guess my initial post because then I remembered why I come to this site, to read movie reviews. Stupid pillows...posting to a thread that's NOT a movie review.
PILLOW - I'M JUST HERE FOR THE PLANTS' REVIEWS by BringingSexyBack	Mar 4th, 2008 07:23:59 AM
and the appetizers ...
So.... It Lives Again by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Mar 4th, 2008 07:26:41 AM
Congrats. Hope it looks like it's mom. Haven't read any other posts yet, but you've probably already been bombarded with mailman jokes.
Congrats Mori by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 4th, 2008 07:27:29 AM
May I suggest naming the child Ashley Reginald Burt-Jaa Truegum? Your child's copy of the Jarv bible is in the mail.
All the best! by buffywrestling	Mar 4th, 2008 07:27:46 AM

Tina Ticolo McWeeny ......and btw... by Shermdawg	Mar 4th, 2008 07:27:55 AM
CONGRATS MORI !!!
UPS delivery guy Grammaton... by just pillow talk	Mar 4th, 2008 07:27:56 AM
She digs guys in brown.
Congrats by Mad-Maximus	Mar 4th, 2008 07:28:50 AM
Moriaty, congrats on the 2nd kid!
That was weird, I didn't even read the article by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Mar 4th, 2008 07:29:16 AM
I thought I was being clever with the It's Alive reference, but I got owned. Guess I need to stop skimming these and read.
Good job!! by nolan bautista	Mar 4th, 2008 07:29:23 AM
All the best to Mori and the family..
Venom McWeeny by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 4th, 2008 07:29:49 AM
Burt "Silver Flame" Jaagummer
GENERAL TSO'S MCWEENY by BringingSexyBack	Mar 4th, 2008 07:30:55 AM
I know how you like Asian names.
Plant!!! by BGDAWES	Mar 4th, 2008 07:31:27 AM
Congrats Mori.
Hi, this is Tom Cruise by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 4th, 2008 07:31:36 AM
and I just wanted to say congratulations to Mori. We'll send a squad over to administer an e-meter to your child forthwithly, and if need be, give you a purification rundown. Heath Roy McWeeny
Wasn't doing talkbacks when you had your first child so . . . by chewyou812	Mar 4th, 2008 07:31:42 AM
May your second child be a masculine child.
just pillow talk, that's like the old joke by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Mar 4th, 2008 07:32:53 AM
How's your wife and my kids.
I'd suggest Kal El for a name, but ... by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Mar 4th, 2008 07:33:56 AM
it's been taken. Nick Cage - weirdo, or king of us geeks?
weirdo by just pillow talk	Mar 4th, 2008 07:35:19 AM
You know Bruce is king.
Nicely done, sir. by Kid Idioteque	Mar 4th, 2008 07:35:26 AM
Keeping the geek torch alive until the rest of us finally get around to the whole "woman" thing. Congrats!
Electric Boogaloo McWeeney! by GeddyFlea	Mar 4th, 2008 07:36:44 AM
Nice job brother!
what Mori should have done was hold a contest by Kloipy	Mar 4th, 2008 07:40:31 AM
and whoever won, he would name his kid after that user's name. Unfortunatly he might end up with Danny_Glovers_Dickblood McWeeny
Pillow I like Bruce here and there, but I've by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Mar 4th, 2008 07:41:27 AM
never understood the Bruce worship. To each their own I guess. I mean I love all the Evil Dead movies, and the Spidey cameos. I'd shop at Save Mart if we had one around here, but I'm just not that into the guy. I still need to get around to seeing Bubba Ho Tep.
JESUS CHRIST MCWEENY by BringingSexyBack	Mar 4th, 2008 07:42:23 AM
He'll make more money than Pat Robertson!
that's okay Grammaton.... by just pillow talk	Mar 4th, 2008 07:42:58 AM
Bruce forgives you. I haven't seen Bubba Ho Tep either. I hope he doesn't smite me for it.
WALTER B MCWEENY by BringingSexyBack	Mar 4th, 2008 07:44:12 AM
The B stands for Boopsy
Binks, there are only 3 Bruce movies you need to see by Kloipy	Mar 4th, 2008 07:44:27 AM
and that is Evil Dead 1, Evil Dead 2:dead by dawn, and Army of Darkness:Evil Dead in the dark ages
I think Latinos have the monoply on that name by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Mar 4th, 2008 07:44:31 AM
Now that I think about it, and I'm serious here, I wonder why is is blasphemy to Muslims if you draw a picture of Mohammed, but it's okay to name you kid Mohammed. I mean isn't it sort of the same thing?
Kloipy, I've seen them, I like them, but by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Mar 4th, 2008 07:46:03 AM
they're not on my all time favorite list. You know my favorite of course. Oh wait, yes, I've got it. Here we go....
because when you draw Mohammed by just pillow talk	Mar 4th, 2008 07:46:15 AM
you can draw a funny mustache on him.
ha! Grammaton sees the opening... by just pillow talk	Mar 4th, 2008 07:46:54 AM
he shoots...
KLOIPY - IT COULD BE WORSE ... by BringingSexyBack	Mar 4th, 2008 07:47:05 AM
It could be I Kick Tits McWeeny
Cleric Preston McWeeny by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Mar 4th, 2008 07:47:27 AM
With a last name like McWeeny you need a strong first name. Nobody messes with the Grammaton Clerics..if they want to live that is, and especially not Preston.
or Glovedone McWeeny by just pillow talk	Mar 4th, 2008 07:48:10 AM
That's just mean.
true BSB by Kloipy	Mar 4th, 2008 07:48:43 AM
it could also be Mohammedwasabuttfuckingpedophi le McWeeny
Pillow by Kloipy	Mar 4th, 2008 07:49:06 AM
I just shuddered
GUN KATA MCWEENY? by BringingSexyBack	Mar 4th, 2008 07:49:11 AM
Might set off alarms at the school though.
Rob Zombie McWeeny by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Mar 4th, 2008 07:51:01 AM
Equilibrium Dragula bitches. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =cCsRN70XXxo
Congratulations, Moriarity. by The Great One	Mar 4th, 2008 07:52:17 AM
May you have a child as healthy and strong as your first, and here's hoping one of them takes up the the critic tradition someday. Peace, man. :D
I'm going to miss all these morning chats by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Mar 4th, 2008 07:52:43 AM
if I get either of the two jobs I'm interviewing for this week. Guess I'll have to catch up later in the day if it happens. In the meantime....
are u sure they are the right jobs for u then Grammaton? by just pillow talk	Mar 4th, 2008 07:56:28 AM
I mean, they sound a bit dubious if they will interfere with your morning postings.
Grammaton gotta eat by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Mar 4th, 2008 07:57:46 AM
It had to be said Pillow.
I didn't realize Clerics eat too by just pillow talk	Mar 4th, 2008 07:59:32 AM
I thought they just needed some gun kata loops in the morning, and off they go.
Too funny, but as much as I'm tempted by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Mar 4th, 2008 08:01:01 AM
I don't want to hijack this talkback. You're really tempting me though.
read any good books? by just pillow talk	Mar 4th, 2008 08:02:51 AM
I hope not. GUN KATA
Happy Birthday... by BigTexas42	Mar 4th, 2008 08:04:24 AM
to baby #2! How about "Hans," a fine Christian name. Sorry about the lack of sleep you'll be getting for the next year or so.
To quote the scen from Beverly Hills Cop by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Mar 4th, 2008 08:04:28 AM
"La la la la I am not listening to Jeffrey"
it sounds like you are not taking your injections by just pillow talk	Mar 4th, 2008 08:06:53 AM
Is that true? GUN KATA
Nope, ain't gonna do it by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Mar 4th, 2008 08:10:57 AM
wouldn't be prudent.
Anakin Stark McWeeny? by oneragga	Mar 4th, 2008 08:12:58 AM
Owen Benjamin Mcweeny...Beru Lars McWeeny if it's a chick...hey, them man was on the damn jedi council, for Mel's sake...aww who gives a rats, ehh, it's L.A and as long as he/she's healthy, that's all that counts. Congrats again to you the kids, and the better hal...wait!! Fuck U PAnda McWeeny!! Toshi's all over that shit :-
Another name suggestion by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 4th, 2008 08:13:19 AM
Muhammad Jihad Bruce-Weeny
Ashley Knowles McWeeny by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 4th, 2008 08:15:50 AM
Roy Ledger McWeeny
Congrats.......just a question by ForkTongue	Mar 4th, 2008 08:17:22 AM
Does he pull out his 50-sided die and roll for the kids stats?
congrats! by AllieJamison	Mar 4th, 2008 08:20:13 AM
I'll try to transcend all my laughter this TB generated into good wishes! Happy Birthday little McWeeny & congrats to Drew and family.
Strength? Stamina? by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 4th, 2008 08:21:33 AM
Comeliness? Inquiring minds want to know? Melee?
congrats! by freydis	Mar 4th, 2008 08:22:46 AM
that's awesome.
FREECREDITREPORTDOTCOM MCWEENY by BringingSexyBack	Mar 4th, 2008 08:23:38 AM
Damn I can't get that song out of my head.
Lee Adama McWeeny by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Mar 4th, 2008 08:27:35 AM
Now there's a manly name.
Abner Ravenwood McWeeny by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 4th, 2008 08:30:42 AM
Ford-Dreyfus McWeeny Timmy Stallone McWeenster Jesus Christ McWeeny
McW by BringingSexyBack	Mar 4th, 2008 08:31:17 AM
He can be talentless AND direct movies!
PRESIDENT MCWEENY by BringingSexyBack	Mar 4th, 2008 08:33:32 AM
And if he becomes VP, he'll be Vice President President McWeeny.
BIGGIN THAPANTS MCWEENY by BringingSexyBack	Mar 4th, 2008 08:34:45 AM
Of course that could turn out to be an ironic name, which we all hope will not be the case.
Papyrus Navigator McWeeny by Kloipy	Mar 4th, 2008 08:35:17 AM

Beatrix Kiddo McWeeny by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Mar 4th, 2008 08:35:46 AM
If it's a girl.
iMcWeeny by BringingSexyBack	Mar 4th, 2008 08:36:26 AM
Steve Jobs will pay you advertising fees.
Spock Yoda McWeeny by Shigeru	Mar 4th, 2008 08:36:55 AM
Please don't ruin your 2nd child's life as well with another retarded name.
Postmaster P McWeeny by just pillow talk	Mar 4th, 2008 08:40:10 AM
Cause that's how he rolls....
MCWEENY THE CONQUERER by BringingSexyBack	Mar 4th, 2008 08:40:17 AM
He'll thank you for that name.
Graboid Sumner McWeeny by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 4th, 2008 08:40:42 AM
Bruce Cetera McWeeny Lance Mark Dexter St. John III
McWeeny in Da Hood by Kloipy	Mar 4th, 2008 08:42:20 AM
he up to no good
Spock Yoda McWeeny by Shigeru	Mar 4th, 2008 08:43:04 AM
Please don't ruin your 2nd child's life as well with another retarded name.
Maximillian McWeeny by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 4th, 2008 08:43:08 AM
Vangelis McGillicutty 4-LOM Mc88 Vortex McYanni Luther Cyrus Scrimm Polpot McManson McCrowley
Ash McWeeny by just pillow talk	Mar 4th, 2008 08:43:52 AM
He'll be impervious to hot chocolate.
Tangerine Dream McWeeny by Kloipy	Mar 4th, 2008 08:44:22 AM

Snake Rockatansky by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 4th, 2008 08:46:54 AM
Dweezil Plisskin Sho-Nuff McWeeny Zaphod Beebleweeny
ANASTASIO LEONIDAS PAPADAPOULOS ADELPHOS ASTINOS MCWEENY by BringingSexyBack	Mar 4th, 2008 08:47:20 AM
And that's just the nickname.
THE ARTIST FORMERLY KNOWN AS MCWEENY by BringingSexyBack	Mar 4th, 2008 08:48:35 AM
Symbol = Harry's animation
Jud "Sometimes Dead is Better" McWeeny by Kloipy	Mar 4th, 2008 08:50:23 AM
dead is better
Uh-oh by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 4th, 2008 08:50:33 AM
Look who's commandeered the TB. The Warciples are in the house of Moriarty and de Child. Vigo the Carpathian, Scourge of Carpathia, Sorrow of Muldavia, for 300 years I sat on a hill of skulls in the castle of pain on a throne of blood. Pencil JaaWeeny
JAR JAR MCWEENY by BringingSexyBack	Mar 4th, 2008 08:50:34 AM
If you wanna stay the Star Wars route.
Old Micmac Burial Ground McWeeny by Kloipy	Mar 4th, 2008 08:52:03 AM

He misses his kitten Abom! by Kloipy	Mar 4th, 2008 08:52:48 AM

L'IL GODFATHER MCWEENY by BringingSexyBack	Mar 4th, 2008 08:53:00 AM
Can you be hardcore AND be named McWeeny? We'll find out.
With a name like McWeenie by gotilk	Mar 4th, 2008 08:54:05 AM
the middle initial, no matter what the first name is, MUST be J. I think it's a rule. Like Stimpson J Cat. But no matter what, may your offspring be healthy and live long, happy lives. Congrats, good man.
Aint it Late News by Maceox	Mar 4th, 2008 08:56:49 AM
I read this on Dark Horizon over three Months!! ago. C'mon AICN keep up. Congrats by the way.
Congrats. Maybe Mori took James Cameron's advice... by BadWaldo s Revenge	Mar 4th, 2008 08:57:14 AM
...to have a few more children. Jim always joke about George Clooney on bachelorhood and fatherhood in the past. Fatherhood is a great responsibility and thrilling having to rear children as the stewards of our future in politics, conservation, science, education and art.
If there was an appeasiotomy ... by gotilk	Mar 4th, 2008 08:57:39 AM
.. have them do ONE extra stitch. Trust me, you'll thank me later.
kloipy by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 4th, 2008 08:58:11 AM
Holy shit, I can't believe you recalled that very quick, off the cuff Bill Murry remark from G2. You sir are a Warciple among men. We'll just paint one right in here...
JEEZE, IT MUST BE A SLOW NEWS DAY TO POST THIS.... by moondoggy2u	Mar 4th, 2008 08:59:39 AM
Just kidding!!! Congrats, Mori! And I really, really, really hope the kid looks like his/her mom! ;)
abom by Kloipy	Mar 4th, 2008 08:59:53 AM
it was always my favorite line in GB2 actually
Gotilk by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 4th, 2008 09:07:58 AM
Yeah, an extra stitch or two for dad. Kloipy, I thought Peter McNichol played a very good Janosh. My kids love the accent: "Yes, command me, Lahrrd!"
Jett, with an attitude like that you wont by Kloipy	Mar 4th, 2008 09:10:05 AM
you need to finese the ladies. then they might give them the 'ol baby batter.
Mutt McWeeny by drompter	Mar 4th, 2008 09:11:42 AM
Could be cool.
AWESOME McWeeny by drompter	Mar 4th, 2008 09:15:05 AM
Will do too.
AWESOME McWeeny by drompter	Mar 4th, 2008 09:15:14 AM
Will do too.
UNTITLED JJ ABRAMS MCWEENY by Acne Scarface	Mar 4th, 2008 09:18:15 AM

- Gunshot - McWeeny by drompter	Mar 4th, 2008 09:18:18 AM
Even better. Congrats Mori.
GRAND REBBE MCWEENY by BringingSexyBack	Mar 4th, 2008 09:18:44 AM
Mazel Tov!
Had my 2nd Child 2.5 Years Ago . . . by kevinwillis.net	Mar 4th, 2008 09:18:51 AM
And it doubles the time, expense, work . . . and the love. Congrats, Moriarty. May you use your extra offsprings for good and not evil in the world. After number 2, all I can think about is how nice it will be to stop changing diapers forever (sometime in the near future). :)
Congratulations! by Osmosis Jones	Mar 4th, 2008 09:19:30 AM
Now, get fixed and never have another one.
CLOVERFIELD RAMBO MCWEENY by Acne Scarface	Mar 4th, 2008 09:21:27 AM

TEETH MCWEENY by BringingSexyBack	Mar 4th, 2008 09:23:22 AM
But not if it's a girl.
TANIQUA MOKEESHA MCWEENY by BringingSexyBack	Mar 4th, 2008 09:24:56 AM
If it's a girl.
McWeeney 2: Electric Boogaloo!!!!!!!!! by ChickenGeorgeVII	Mar 4th, 2008 09:25:57 AM
Think of us when you change a poopy diaper!.....And thus, goo! - - - George, The 7th Chicken!!!!
BSB by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 4th, 2008 09:26:03 AM
No, it should be Toshiba Laquanda Mitsubishi T'Naynay
Rosemary's Baby McWeeny by drompter	Mar 4th, 2008 09:26:17 AM
Speaking of which, Dark Horizons is reporting that Platinum Dunes is planning a remake of "Rosemary's Baby". If that's true then I'd say nuke the bastards.
Jett by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 4th, 2008 09:26:46 AM
there is always hope that your graboid shall find alluvium
51 CENT by BringingSexyBack	Mar 4th, 2008 09:27:19 AM
McWeeny
Way to go, Moriarty!!! by Mr. Nice Gaius	Mar 4th, 2008 09:27:24 AM
I don't know what you've really got brewing in that lab of yours but congratulations! May your new youngling be wise in the ways of Geekdom.
TOO SOON MCWEENY by BringingSexyBack	Mar 4th, 2008 09:29:08 AM
Might have a problem with the ladies, but why the hell not?
ABOM by BringingSexyBack	Mar 4th, 2008 09:30:23 AM
Throw in "Hybrid" too!
ILM vs WETA McWeeny by drompter	Mar 4th, 2008 09:31:37 AM
In honor of TB nerds
Mcweeny and side of fries by Pipple	Mar 4th, 2008 09:32:05 AM

Kloipy: if he made it a contest by chrth	Mar 4th, 2008 09:34:07 AM
The poor kid wouldn't have a name until he was four years old
KUNTE MCWEENY by BringingSexyBack	Mar 4th, 2008 09:38:41 AM
"Behold, the only thing greater than yourself!!" As Drew holds child up to his HD flatscreen
One more little evil genius by chutneylix	Mar 4th, 2008 09:40:00 AM
in this world can only be a good thing. Keep the opiated Holmes clan in check. Congratulations! Wish you and your growing family the best :D
chrth-too true by Kloipy	Mar 4th, 2008 09:42:03 AM
"Son, i want to bestow you with this baseball cap from Vince Vaughn's Wild West Comedy Crusade."
Mori's chosen family and here's why by Kloipy	Mar 4th, 2008 09:43:28 AM
cause he's a good guy
Grando McWeeny! by RenoNevada2000	Mar 4th, 2008 09:44:08 AM
Come on, no one else thought of that one?
He should be named after some of the dumbest AICN rumors by chrth	Mar 4th, 2008 09:46:50 AM
How about Sith Witch McWeeny?
Cyrus Darkheart McWeeny by Mr. Nice Gaius	Mar 4th, 2008 09:49:57 AM
A name of power that demands respect.
Looks like the Horse's Eyes from Animal House McWeeny by Kloipy	Mar 4th, 2008 09:50:32 AM
thanks Harry
Neil Cumpston McWeeny by chrth	Mar 4th, 2008 09:50:34 AM
You know, name the child after the father
Lucas Plainview McWeeny by Mr. Nice Gaius	Mar 4th, 2008 09:50:41 AM
But we better never hear you say, "I'VE ABANDONED MY CHILD!!!"
Cuthbert Devils-Grass McWeeny by Kloipy	Mar 4th, 2008 09:51:28 AM
he likes popkins
Holden McWeeny by irrelevntelefant	Mar 4th, 2008 09:53:36 AM
congrats. the wife and i 'pull the goalie' in a few months and go for #2 ourselves.
AWESOME Baby McWeeny by Mr. Nice Gaius	Mar 4th, 2008 09:54:50 AM
Because Michael Bay demands it!
Ion Mcweeny by irrelevntelefant	Mar 4th, 2008 09:55:23 AM
that would be cool. Steve Mcweeny is the best so far.
Blu Ray McWeeny by irrelevntelefant	Mar 4th, 2008 09:56:22 AM

Fuck You Panda McWeeny by Mr. Nice Gaius	Mar 4th, 2008 09:59:22 AM
It is written.
LUNCH SPECIAL #3 MCWEENY by BringingSexyBack	Mar 4th, 2008 10:01:35 AM
Another Asian name for ya.
Governor's Chicken McWeeny by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 4th, 2008 10:16:16 AM
Mu Goo Guy Weeny Steve McWeeny
Blue Meanie McWeeny by CherryValance	Mar 4th, 2008 10:18:32 AM
but I actually think that Steve McWeeny is the best one mentioned. Congratulations. I hope all is well. :D
to BringingSexyBack by emorr	Mar 4th, 2008 10:18:48 AM
So I could get an idiot to reply to my idiotic post, I suppose.
EMORR - GOOD ONE by BringingSexyBack	Mar 4th, 2008 10:21:15 AM
Now shut up.
HARRY KNOWLES MCWEENY (THE OTHER POSSIBLE FATHER) by BringingSexyBack	Mar 4th, 2008 10:22:32 AM
Let's get you guys on Maury to sort it out.
AND MAY YOUR 2ND CHILD BE A MASCULINE CHILD by Stuntcock Mike	Mar 4th, 2008 10:24:51 AM
.
to BringingSexyBack by emorr	Mar 4th, 2008 10:26:10 AM
Nah, I'd rather keep talking. Thanks though.
OPTIMUS PLAINVIEW VAN HALEN by Stuntcock Mike	Mar 4th, 2008 10:27:42 AM
.
MIRAJEFF ... YOU ARE THE FATHER!!! by BringingSexyBack	Mar 4th, 2008 10:28:14 AM
Bye bye black box!
Jessica Tandy's Nightgown McWeeny by Kloipy	Mar 4th, 2008 10:31:04 AM

The Zone McWeeny by Kloipy	Mar 4th, 2008 10:31:43 AM
you know why
DOUCHE NUGGET MCWEENY by BringingSexyBack	Mar 4th, 2008 10:32:58 AM
I don't know what that is, but got a nice ring to it, no?
Diane Lane's Taintweeny by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 4th, 2008 10:38:06 AM
Yes, BSB a douche nugget sounds simply delicious for lunch today. All pink meat, no rib biproducts
They Should name him QUANTUM OF SOLACE MCWEENY by Gusmer	Mar 4th, 2008 10:38:29 AM
So when in the future someone asks him what it means, he can join all of us and say "I don't have a god damned clue"... Congrats, Moriarty! Way to go!
ABOM: 5 PIECE FOR 99 CENTS by BringingSexyBack	Mar 4th, 2008 10:39:11 AM
at McWeeny's
Bazooka Barricade Dopey McWeeny by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 4th, 2008 10:40:28 AM
Appleblossom Mon-ChiChi McWeeny Maskatron Gumdrop PapaSmurf McWeeny Honk Kong Phu-Weeny
FATHERGEEK MCWEENY by BringingSexyBack	Mar 4th, 2008 10:41:22 AM
The legacy continues ...
BSB don't forget the dippin' sauce by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 4th, 2008 10:41:41 AM
I can hear the tagline from the commercial now: Dip, dip dip, dip-dee-doo! It's two in the pink, one in the stink, we're dip-PIN, Doooouche Nuuuuhh-GETS!
Will that be barbeque, honey mustard by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 4th, 2008 10:43:32 AM
or CHOCOLATE COATED PUSSYJUICE? Buy a couple 20-packs for the Mori baby homecoming party
ABOM: THAT'S THE SPICY BROWN MUSTARD by BringingSexyBack	Mar 4th, 2008 10:44:05 AM
2 Girls, 1 Nugget
BRAFFED MCWEENY by BringingSexyBack	Mar 4th, 2008 10:45:42 AM
Born with that Superior Wit gene.
Congrats Drew by Kampbell-Kid	Mar 4th, 2008 10:49:02 AM
:)
Sadako McWeeny or Chucky McWeeny by DarthBakpao	Mar 4th, 2008 10:50:18 AM
Damien Omen McWeeny, Michael Myers McWeeny
Delicious Baby Ribs McWeeny by dtpena	Mar 4th, 2008 10:53:45 AM
Inspired by Sealab 2021
Lawrence of Indiana McWeeny by dtpena	Mar 4th, 2008 10:55:05 AM

Jolie-Pitt by DarthBakpao	Mar 4th, 2008 10:56:04 AM

Jolie-Pitt Mc Weeny by DarthBakpao	Mar 4th, 2008 10:56:22 AM
Nicolas Cage McWeeny
Best of luck, chum by Archive	Mar 4th, 2008 10:57:21 AM
Our prayers are with you.
Kal-El Too McWeeny by DarthBakpao	Mar 4th, 2008 10:58:19 AM

Nude Supine Akimbweeny by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 4th, 2008 11:02:51 AM
You should get Bruce Campbell to baptize the child into the Church of Chang. I'll mail invites to Michael Gross, Fred Ward, Tony Jaa, Reggie Bannister, Lee Majors, Clint Eastwood, Craig T. Nelson, and all other manly men. And one to Reba McEntire, and some to the designated MiLfs depicted in the fresco on the ceiling of the chapel
Wonderful News, Drew! by Turd Furgusen	Mar 4th, 2008 11:03:57 AM
I think you should let Toshi name the new one. Fuck You Panda McWeeny has a great ring to it. I mean that in the best way possible. All the best.
his last name is really mcweeny? by irrelevntelefant	Mar 4th, 2008 11:09:12 AM
always thought that was a fake hollywood name- drew mcweeny
Homer J McWeeny by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Mar 4th, 2008 11:10:51 AM
then he finds out the J. stand for Jay and is all happy.
How about Richard? Goes great with McWeeny! by JDanielP	Mar 4th, 2008 11:16:48 AM
Is it a boy? Richard is better than Ronald, I'm thinkin'. (heh,heh) ...Congrats, big guy. Oh,...and what was the original name to be, for the unborn child in CHILDREN OF MEN? (Possible spoiler!) ...Was it Foley or something like that? Dang it, I forgot. Heck,...what was the baby's name, eventually? Dalton, was it? Dang it,...don't make me put in the movie. Anyway, best wishes to you and your family.
Jack Black McWeeny? by JDanielP	Mar 4th, 2008 11:20:46 AM
Perhaps...Hal Jordon McWeeny? (snort!)
Qui Gonn McWeeny by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 4th, 2008 11:21:56 AM
John Rambo McWeeny Diamond Stud McWeeny Oswald Cobblepott McWeeny Mephisto McWeeny
Libbys Potted Meat Food Product McWeeny by Kloipy	Mar 4th, 2008 11:26:17 AM

A sidekick name for the "KICK-ASS" comic book hero: by JDanielP	Mar 4th, 2008 11:26:40 AM
Bastard Boy McWeeny. --Kidding!
D. B. Sweeny McWeeny? by Fount of Useless Info	Mar 4th, 2008 11:27:30 AM
Just thought I'd join in. Unfortunately, nothing is going to be better than Steve McWeeny.
Oh shit, Midnight Meat McWeeny by Kloipy	Mar 4th, 2008 11:28:25 AM
Burt's will be done
Truman Capote McWeeny... by expert_40	Mar 4th, 2008 11:45:31 AM
... because unfortunately Drew, with that last name, he's already going to get his/her ass kicked on the playground on multiple occasions, so why not just go ahead and have it resigned to its fate?
Name the kid Gary after the late by MaskedAmeoba	Mar 4th, 2008 11:54:25 AM
Gary Gygax ... /sad
Jon Bon Bora McWeeny by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 4th, 2008 11:54:49 AM
McGyver McWeeny Stringfellow McWeeny Kloipy Jarv McWeeny Braffus McWeeny "Uncle" Jesse McWeeny Gargamel McWeeny McFeely McWeeny Arbuckle McWeeny Alfalfa McWeeny
how about--- I Dream of McWeeny by Kloipy	Mar 4th, 2008 11:57:16 AM

Seamus McWeeny by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 4th, 2008 11:58:11 AM
Napolean McWeeny Rasputin McWeeny Lincoln McWeeny Agatha McWeeny
Damn you, BringingSexyBack by moviemaniac-7	Mar 4th, 2008 12:00:10 PM
I was going with that one... Good one though...
Shigeru McWeeny by SpencerTrilby	Mar 4th, 2008 12:04:04 PM
all hail Miyamoto San! And Rumiko if it's a girl. Congratulations M!
If it's a girl by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 4th, 2008 12:06:35 PM
In 17 years I'm sending her over to Pillowtalk's house, after she does my dishes.
If its a girl by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 4th, 2008 12:24:48 PM
Bjork Amos McWeeny Fergie Reba McWeeny
Indiana Solo McWeeny by brokentusk	Mar 4th, 2008 12:36:13 PM
Or "Punchingbag" for short. Congrats Mori!
Gary Gygax passed away? Can anyone confirm/deny? by indyjonez100	Mar 4th, 2008 12:46:13 PM
I'm starting to see in several posts on the internets that Gary Gygax, creator of Dungeons & Dragons has, according to one quote "failed his saving throw against death" can anyone confirm or deny this as a bad joke?
Gary Gygax McWeeny by chrth	Mar 4th, 2008 12:50:41 PM
And yeah, I'm seeing it in several sources now
That should say by chrth	Mar 4th, 2008 12:51:19 PM
I've seen several sources confirming his death now, so it sounds legit.
NIGGAR MCWEENY by BringingSexyBack	Mar 4th, 2008 01:05:40 PM
Yes, I went there but Dave Chappelle went first.
Domo Arigato, Mr. McWeeny by indyjonez100	Mar 4th, 2008 01:06:14 PM
Nuff said
BSB by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 4th, 2008 01:11:11 PM
Yes, but you spelled it wrong and played it safe! Convicted Felon McWeeny (boy) Abstinent Vagina McWeeny (girl)
Do you know what I just realized by chrth	Mar 4th, 2008 01:13:59 PM
Hasn't it been like 5 years since Mori actually mentioned "the lair" ... and whatever happened to Mongo?
ADAMA ATMO-FTL JUMP MANEUVER McWEENY by Mr. Nice Gaius	Mar 4th, 2008 01:23:17 PM
Your child will lead the exodus.
IN-HEAD GAIUS BALTAR MCWEENY by chrth	Mar 4th, 2008 01:25:43 PM
So say we all!
chrth! by Mr. Nice Gaius	Mar 4th, 2008 01:33:37 PM
Indeed! So say we all!
Spoiler alert by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 4th, 2008 01:38:30 PM
During the crowning, Moriarty could see Venom in the blood soaked locks of his newborn child's head.
PWN MCWEENY by BringingSexyBack	Mar 4th, 2008 01:41:58 PM
From the Latin: To Own
Gary Gygax IS dead. Ain't it Crappy News by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Mar 4th, 2008 01:44:26 PM
This was posted on Yahoo's home page an hour ago.
Where's a Rod of Resurrection when you need by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Mar 4th, 2008 01:44:49 PM
one?
PHUK MAI WANG MCWEENY by BringingSexyBack	Mar 4th, 2008 01:45:08 PM
I'll use that for my own child.
Lik Mai Thong McWeeny by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 4th, 2008 01:47:30 PM
Sum Dum Gai McWeeny Oral Sensation McWeeny Shazam McWeeny
Gary Gygax by irrelevntelefant	Mar 4th, 2008 01:49:23 PM
rolled the 20 sided dice and lost...
ABOM: "ORAL SENSATION MCWEENY" by BringingSexyBack	Mar 4th, 2008 01:51:24 PM
Cracked me up
This is fun by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 4th, 2008 01:51:33 PM
We should have TB parties when dads get vasectomies, too
That's OK, anchorite. by Mr. Nice Gaius	Mar 4th, 2008 01:52:04 PM
Cause deep down, I know that YOU REALLY LOVE BATTLESTAR GALACTICA!!! (Damn...we haven't had that exchange in ages.)
+ 5 BROADSWORD McWEENY by Mr. Nice Gaius	Mar 4th, 2008 01:53:19 PM
In honor of Gary Gygax. (He's the D&D guy, right?)
Chewie McWeeny if it's a boy.. by Banshee7	Mar 4th, 2008 01:54:01 PM
Leia McWeeny if it's a girl.
SUK DAT DANG MCWEENY by BringingSexyBack	Mar 4th, 2008 01:56:29 PM
I think he's gonna go for the Asian name again.
Dude Abides McWeeny by irrelevntelefant	Mar 4th, 2008 01:57:43 PM

Does Gary Gygax by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 4th, 2008 01:58:03 PM
Now become "Gary Gygax the White"? Labia Johnson McWeeny(girl) Propecia Advocate McWeeny (girl) Spiritual Guidance McWeeny (girl) Aeon Phlegm McWeeny (girl) Audio Visual McWeeny (either) Ballpark Mustard McWeeny(boy)
Stewie McWeeny by irrelevntelefant	Mar 4th, 2008 01:59:44 PM

M. NIGHT MCWEENY by BringingSexyBack	Mar 4th, 2008 02:01:14 PM
Pretentious baby.
BUCKAROO BANZAI MCWEENY by irrelevntelefant	Mar 4th, 2008 02:01:26 PM

TINA TICOLO = AIN'T IT COOL by Shermdawg	Mar 4th, 2008 02:03:28 PM
Wish I could get a boys name out of it also.
More ghetto names by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 4th, 2008 02:06:53 PM
Christmas Candle McWeeny (girl) Rogaine Incisor McWeeny(girl) Hockeypuck Johnson McWeeny(girl) Deliberate Moves McWeeny (girl) Welfare Tyesha McWeeny(girl) Fearsum Stormbull McWeeny(girl)
Shermdog heres the boy name by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 4th, 2008 02:08:35 PM
TONI TACOLI McWeeny (Italian-Irish)
More ghetto names by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 4th, 2008 02:12:28 PM
Germaine Institution McWeeny Agitation McWeeny Phonix Enspelling McWeeny Zebra Supplies McWeeny Capricious Judgment McWeeny Umbilical Princess McWeeny Crystal Waters McWeeny Braided Highlights McWeeny Antenna Array McWeeny Cognac Vermouth Johnson McWeeny Forgotten Condums McWeeny Cheers, Mori!
BENIHANA "Weeny" MCDONALD by StarchildAD	Mar 4th, 2008 02:12:44 PM
Serves you fries and throws shrimp in his hat.
Zappa-inspired ghetto name by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 4th, 2008 02:13:22 PM
Cocaine Decisions McWeeny
Tiny "Zeus" McWeeny! by Mosquito March	Mar 4th, 2008 02:14:35 PM

Congrats, Moriarty by moviemaniac-7	Mar 4th, 2008 02:15:06 PM
And family!
A. McWeeny by Internet Thug	Mar 4th, 2008 02:17:59 PM
Fucking perfect.
Huguenot Buster Crowe McWeeny! by Mosquito March	Mar 4th, 2008 02:19:55 PM
Fuck yeah!
Apparently, Moriarty intends for both of his kids to have their by googamooga	Mar 4th, 2008 02:21:18 PM
Otherwise, why give them such nerd royalty names?
CONGRATS! by kafka07	Mar 4th, 2008 02:21:51 PM
it's a human baby!
Argh. Why was my subject cut off? by googamooga	Mar 4th, 2008 02:22:39 PM
My original subject was, "Apparently, Moriarty intends for both of his kids to have their asses kicked on a daily basis..." Sigh...
Hooray for AMMCW! by chrth	Mar 4th, 2008 02:23:23 PM
Hope mama is doing well. Congrats Drew.
Miles by HyphenatedWords	Mar 4th, 2008 02:30:41 PM
So the boy is destined to grow up to be rather ogre-ish with a pronounced overbite, a penchant for wining himself out of his miseries, falling short of writing a novel, and wallowing in self loathing under the shadow of his has-been best friend. At least he gets to bang a smokin' hot blonde as he gets his life back together.
zachary ty brian was here already! by ironic_name	Mar 4th, 2008 02:44:00 PM
congrats!
So the wife got to name this one, huh? by PotSmokinAlien	Mar 4th, 2008 02:48:10 PM
Congrats dude, dudette and dudelet alike!
When Are You Going to Post Your REVIEW? by T 1000 xp professional	Mar 4th, 2008 02:50:44 PM
lol congratulations man
Congrats Mori by Cysquatch	Mar 4th, 2008 02:51:40 PM
My son's name is Myles so you have good taste!!
Way to go Mori! by Kloipy	Mar 4th, 2008 02:51:49 PM

CONGRATS DREW! by Sinisterjim	Mar 4th, 2008 02:55:03 PM
Our first is one the way any day now!
Platinum Dunes to Remake by T 1000 xp professional	Mar 4th, 2008 02:55:39 PM
Moriarty's Baby
Is Talos named after by Abominable Snowcone	Mar 4th, 2008 02:56:12 PM
Ray harryausen's giant metal man?
2Fast 2McWeeny by messi	Mar 4th, 2008 02:57:39 PM
8
Congratulations, Buddy. by Devil'sOwn	Mar 4th, 2008 03:01:41 PM
I celebrate your blessing. L'chaim!!
Diablo Manos McWeeny by Kloipy	Mar 4th, 2008 03:01:49 PM
the hands of fate
Woot! I called it! by The Funketeer	Mar 4th, 2008 03:06:01 PM
Normal name. Let Toshi's bitterness begin.
You know what's a geeky name? McWeeny by Reynard Muldrake	Mar 4th, 2008 03:07:07 PM
Congrats!
GREAT, JUST SOMEONE ELSE TO TAKE UP MY OXYGEN ... by BringingSexyBack	Mar 4th, 2008 03:10:31 PM
L'Chaim! To Life!
Congratulations! by Jonah Echo	Mar 4th, 2008 03:15:27 PM
Happy to hear everything is well, and I like the name. Zacherly Talos on the other hand..
Perhaps this child will be the reincarnation of Gary Gygax by indyjonez100	Mar 4th, 2008 03:20:27 PM
Or not
The man most directly responsible is Miles Allen McWeeny by judge dredds fresh undies	Mar 4th, 2008 03:20:55 PM
I have detailed files...
congrats mori. by occula	Mar 4th, 2008 03:22:19 PM
'miles' was my grandfather's name. it is a good one and honorable too.
Miles--the first person I thought of was... by psychedelic	Mar 4th, 2008 03:25:21 PM
Miles Davis. I'm sure the origin will be explained eventually. Once again, congratulations! Does Gary Gygax now become "Gary Gygax the White"? That totally cracked me up and made me literally LOL.
Is Gary Gygax dead? by Spoiler_Man	Mar 4th, 2008 03:31:09 PM
Fuck!
CONGRATS!!! by beastie	Mar 4th, 2008 03:32:22 PM
Good to see our kind has finally learned how to breed. (I'm just kidding. I have 2 of my own)
I'm actually quite surprised. by Kid Idioteque	Mar 4th, 2008 03:33:37 PM
Surprised that Harry didn't work an Obama plug into this story. But I bet its time consuming to roll that ass to the polling station and to not get stuck in the booth. Just kidding, man. We all love ya!!!
Psychedelic... by TheRealMoriarty	Mar 4th, 2008 03:35:33 PM
... guessed it in one. "Miles" is indeed a tribute to the great Mr. Davis, and Allen is simply a personal name my wife loved because of someone special to her. Thanks to all the well-wishers... particularly Harry for posting this. Mommy and the Deuce are resting comfortably now, and I'm off to crash for a few hours, pleased as punch with the new addition to the family.
Almost named my son Miles - went with Milo by beastie	Mar 4th, 2008 03:35:35 PM
like the lead singer of The Descendents. Punk rock geeky.
Leonard Rosenman by Son of Hades	Mar 4th, 2008 03:52:10 PM
We need an obit for the man who scored Star Trek IV (even if it was just a rerun of his Lord of the Rings (animated) score.
Oh, and congrats :) by Son of Hades	Mar 4th, 2008 03:52:42 PM
Heh
Congratulations Mori! by godhatesyou	Mar 4th, 2008 03:55:49 PM
Fantastic news!
Hank Scorpio McWeeny by Hangar315	Mar 4th, 2008 04:03:57 PM
Do Hank a favor and kill a few people on the way out! Congrats!
Congrats!!! by DKT	Mar 4th, 2008 04:04:04 PM
Toshi: Dad, why does he have the normal name? Allen: Dad, why does he have the cool name?
Miles Davis I KNEW IT! by Bean_	Mar 4th, 2008 04:04:58 PM
The first thing that came to my mind was the great Miles Davis, but I don't know too many people who like jazz, and I don't hang out with you Mori, so I figured Miles was just another name. A great tribute to a great man. Get your kids into music!
Man, FUCK MILES! by Lashlarue	Mar 4th, 2008 04:35:46 PM
Just kidding.:) Congrats Drew. I'm sure you're a good father.
Congrat's by Maximus Prime	Mar 4th, 2008 04:45:17 PM
Hope the child and parents are healthy and well...good work young chap...
Someone from AICN actually got to drop some sperm? by Corterville	Mar 4th, 2008 04:50:00 PM
And it wasn't on their stomach? Way to go!
There will be McWEENY! by Scrolly	Mar 4th, 2008 05:01:48 PM
Congrats man.
Thanks for adding to the geek population by Ace Hunter	Mar 4th, 2008 05:11:56 PM
Good to know some geek out there is having sex.
Congrats Mori by Darth Thoth	Mar 4th, 2008 05:13:57 PM
Congrats to you and your family.
he'll drink yooooooooooooooouuurrr wife's by Pipple	Mar 4th, 2008 05:16:08 PM
breast milk! He'll drink it up!!! Tis better to go with the natural stuff... well time to change diapers pay lots of bills bills bills. yay.
"seems like a helluva nice family you've got there.." by oneragga	Mar 4th, 2008 05:29:34 PM
Healthy mom + healthy kid + great name = a beautiful thing. :-)Congrats again, man.
Congrats Mori! by theBigE	Mar 4th, 2008 06:06:05 PM
Babies are great, aren't they? Thank God for my vasectomy! Two kids - time to be responsible and stop rolling doobies sir!
congratulations sir by newc0253	Mar 4th, 2008 06:09:36 PM
all the best.
congrats...my boys name is miles by irrelevntelefant	Mar 4th, 2008 06:19:48 PM
as in davis, not the sideways character...
Grats Mori by BitterMan23	Mar 4th, 2008 06:28:35 PM
And kudos to giving the kid a geek name that doubles as a normal name!
You know if he heard about Gygax beforehand by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Mar 4th, 2008 06:29:43 PM
it would have been Gary Gygax McWeeny
Ronald McDonald's dick is called "McWeeney" by Digby_Higgins	Mar 4th, 2008 06:33:54 PM
But a child should never be called that.
Congrats Mori by TerryMalloy	Mar 4th, 2008 06:57:20 PM
"May your [second] child be a masculine child!"
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We get it.
Congrats Mori! by br1947	Mar 4th, 2008 08:16:02 PM
Proof even Moriarty can get laid... well, sort of. Invest in the DNA test
Grats man by Vonfolger	Mar 4th, 2008 08:23:22 PM
Keep that womb full of babies!
Congratulations, Drew! by TheGhostWhoLurks	Mar 4th, 2008 09:18:29 PM
Don't know you, but all the best to you and your family. :)
Mazel Tov Drew by evolution1085	Mar 4th, 2008 09:22:23 PM
Enjoy the little dude buddy
The title was too spoilery! by PirateEmery	Mar 4th, 2008 09:38:11 PM
~
Congrats, Mori by ScreamingPenis	Mar 4th, 2008 09:38:47 PM
all the best!
Megpen Mcweeny by otm shank	Mar 4th, 2008 09:42:24 PM
"Seriously, just give the AVP-R movie a chance guys!" LOL
Josh Brolin McWeeny by messi	Mar 4th, 2008 10:56:42 PM
You know you want it.
Kal-El Cage is still the most badass name ever by messi	Mar 4th, 2008 10:59:23 PM
seriously.
Fuck that. My first child will be called Galactus. by messi	Mar 4th, 2008 11:09:07 PM
Regardless of Gender.
Congratulations! by DS9Sisko	Mar 4th, 2008 11:10:29 PM
I would say "Too soon!" but obviously not for Mama Moriarty!
Congratulations Drew! by Yabba the Mutt	Mar 4th, 2008 11:30:55 PM
My wife and I had our first child on Valentine's Day. Absolutely indescribable feeling! All the best to you and your family.
McSuck My by INWOsuxRED	Mar 4th, 2008 11:44:50 PM
Galactus is a good name for a kid.
MORIARTY'S KIDS GOTTA EAT!!! by Horace Cox	Mar 5th, 2008 12:07:20 AM
Well, they do! So get out there and sell some scripts. Congrats Moriarty! All the best to you and your wife.
hehe... McWeeney... by JimCurry	Mar 5th, 2008 12:27:07 AM
anyone else notice that this guy's name is McWeeney??? lol!!!
Congrats Drew! by ZeroCorpse	Mar 5th, 2008 01:10:22 AM
Can't wait to see when the kid's older and insults you, so you ban him.
Way to contribute to the ovepopulation problem, asshole. by Ol' Gravy Leg	Mar 5th, 2008 02:36:11 AM
Adoption is a wonderful thing.
Ain't It Cool Baby News! by Evil Lincoln	Mar 5th, 2008 03:20:55 AM
Glad to hear that your new bundle of joy has arrived. All the best to you, your wife, and your first son. Are you the only AICN-er who has children? I can't imagine any woman wanting to breed with those lunatics! LOL
TETSUO JERJERROD MCWEENY by reflecto	Mar 5th, 2008 04:59:24 AM
Oh and congratulations.
my kid's names are... by teh ran	Mar 5th, 2008 05:25:55 AM
James and Toby, my wife wouldn't let me go with Indiana or Boba!
Merrick has by HEADGEEK	Mar 5th, 2008 05:29:16 AM
a couple of kids. I have seven bastards that don't know I'm their father - but that have large unexplained DVD collections and red hair. And Quint has children in 17 countries. Herc can not have children due to the super-glued catheter.
aint it cool names by smallcheetah	Mar 5th, 2008 05:34:52 AM
congrats on the new baby, nice normal names, way to go
Steve McWeen-y by Kampbell-Kid	Mar 5th, 2008 07:15:24 AM
'Grats Drew! ;)
THIS WAS THE FUNNEST TALKBACK IN A WHILE by BringingSexyBack	Mar 5th, 2008 08:02:14 AM
Someone make another baby quick so we can do this again.
uh no gygax article? by Shigeru	Mar 5th, 2008 08:07:11 AM

uh no gygax article? by Shigeru	Mar 5th, 2008 08:07:19 AM

I'll have a big McWeeny....uh, McWeeny fries, a coke... by JDanielP	Mar 5th, 2008 08:25:03 AM
"Big McWeeny taste, small McWeeny price." Seriously, dude,...you just gotta open a fast food chain.
Shoulda named him Atom McWeeny by slone13	Mar 5th, 2008 09:05:53 AM
Say it fast.
MORIARTY HAS CHOSEN MARITAL SEX AND HERES WHY by ArcadianDS	Mar 5th, 2008 09:17:41 AM
Its too hard to make babies in the lab.
Penn Jillette's Baby Girl is named... by Admiral Nelson	Mar 5th, 2008 09:25:44 AM
Moxie Crimefighter Jillette. I'm not making this up. Penn said, "We chose her middle name because when she's pulled over for speeding she can say, `But officer, we're on the same side,"' Jillette explained. "'My middle name is CrimeFighter."' He also said, "Everyone who has a cool name loves it. The only people who think this is bad are guys named Dave. But why should I care -- that loser's name is Dave."
Wow, i didn't know McWeeny was a real name by The Chosen	Mar 5th, 2008 10:57:45 AM
I thought it was a joke. Nonentheless, God bless you and your family Mori.
hear hear, mr_sinister! by LegoKenobi	Mar 5th, 2008 11:17:07 AM
wtf is going on here where AICN ignores the death of someone who has touched so many geek lives -- including movie geeks, i might add?? come on, Massa -- REPRESENT and offer RESPECT to the original DM, yo!
Obit TB for Gary Gygax failed to make its saving throw by indyjonez100	Mar 5th, 2008 11:30:36 AM
I just had too, in honor of Gygax.
Congrats, Mr. Mori! by WYLD STALLYNS RULES	Mar 5th, 2008 11:35:16 AM
For my money, the winner is "General Tso's McWeeny."
HE HAD AN... ITSY BITSY TEENY WEENY McWEENY by Fish Tank	Mar 5th, 2008 12:07:33 PM
Congrats!
Congratulations... by dapaschad	Mar 5th, 2008 12:33:57 PM
Best wishes to all!! And I'm wondering what film Moriarty has lined up as his first cinematic experience...
A few news articles are saying it's pancreatic by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Mar 5th, 2008 12:42:15 PM
cancer for Swayze. That's about the worst kind of cancer to get. It hits hard and fast. It got Michael Landon, it got someone I know. C'mon Pat you can tough it out. Wolverineeeeeeeeees!!!!!!!
Swayze "Nobody backs pancreatic cancer into a corner" by indyjonez100	Mar 5th, 2008 01:07:49 PM
That sucks for Pat though, hope he can take that cancer to the Roadhouse and teach it a lesson
Congratulations... by Ned Pepper	Mar 5th, 2008 01:51:58 PM
...now, it's Miller time.
Congrats!! by bswise	Mar 5th, 2008 02:23:25 PM
When I first read the post, I thought it said "ALIEN MILES McWEENY," which would not have been so subtle. Any way, many congratulations and well wishes. I can assure that having two young boys inthe house is madness AND great fun.
However, we do know that the good quality DNA from Mrs. Moriarty by jakeblues	Mar 5th, 2008 03:19:55 PM
Best line ever. Congrats to the M family.
A Review Of 'The Littlest McWeeny'.... by micturatingbenjamin	Mar 5th, 2008 03:34:45 PM
This is one of those children that you say to yourself, 'Man, that was good, but it could have been better'. I woke up this morning and had seven eggs and a half of a loaf of bread toasted, only to recieve the news that the newest McWeeny on the planet was finally out. Drew's been known to write, and to create children before, but his talents seemingly are best known as the Internet's Moriarty, of Aint It Cool News. Well, I too a look at McWeeny's latest project, and I've seen better acting in bed every night with my wife! Wait, no, that's not what I meant... Anyway, the latest McWeeny opus is ironic because the 'Littlest McWeeny' actually LOOKS LIKE OPUS! No CGI here! This is actually a 'baby in suit'! If you're a McWeeny purist, who thought he was better before gaining a partner and a smaller version of himself in his first coming. His second coming has produced something special, that only a handful of you will like, and have the rest of you screaming for McWeeny's head, of course. The talkbacks will be full of haters, but McWeeny's latest definitely deserves a first and second look. Thumbs decidedly up, but in the middle for all you Vern and Massawyrm fans. Seriously, though, congrats on the child. Raise him, love him, and prepare him for being irradiated and turning into a superhero...you don't want to have an Eobard Thawne on your hands, do you?! P.S. Gary Gygax, RIP.
Lullaby Music by psychedelic	Mar 5th, 2008 05:26:49 PM
Be sure to have Kind of Blue playing often during that first year. The 1951-1956 Prestige 8-disc box set would be excellent as well. But hold off on Bitch's Brew. There's no need to warp him so early. ;)
Congrats! by mastidon	Mar 6th, 2008 04:27:51 AM
Now you have twice the terror to keep you from sleeping every night! Hope the wife and kids are all doing fine!
As long as it has eight fingers and two thumbs... by Iowa Snot Client	Mar 6th, 2008 04:59:40 AM
Way up! Congrats man!
ALLEN MILES MCWEENY HAS CHOSEN BLU-RAY... HERE'S WHY by Iowa Snot Client	Mar 6th, 2008 05:01:25 AM
'Cause it's the only one left. Glad he was born after the 2007/2008 Format War. The ugliness.
Lester McLuvin McWeeney!!! by thatpeterguy	Mar 6th, 2008 05:10:04 AM
ah...ah...alright...I'll be over there if you need me.
Wonderful! by Evil Chicken	Mar 6th, 2008 06:48:37 AM
All the best. : )
Retarded Dipshit McWeeney by Nate Champion	Mar 6th, 2008 08:15:13 AM
Just what we need... another sycophant ready to lap up Hollywood swill by the bucketful. I'm just shocked that Mori's gotten laid twice now...
MCWEENY II: THE BIRTHENING by Iowa Snot Client	Mar 6th, 2008 09:12:25 AM
This talkback'll be fun for young Allen when he does a Google search on himself in 10 years.
I hope the kid will read this talkback some day. by Kid Idioteque	Mar 6th, 2008 04:35:18 PM
Ah, is there any history that won't be preserved anymore? Yay for the internet.
Congratulations Mori! by JimmyLoneWolf	Mar 6th, 2008 10:33:53 PM
Best wishes on this happy day for you!
Here's an idea. How about naming the baby.. by Cotton McKnight	Mar 7th, 2008 09:12:22 PM
after a family name? Your dad, your mom's middle name? I know that's too progressive but hey it's just a crazy idea.
You should name him Raif by Iowa Snot Client	Mar 8th, 2008 05:09:35 AM
And then tell everyone it's pronounced "Ralph."

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