Mind you, we should be grateful that he isn't posting youtube footage of kermit sucking his own cock or some other such rubbish.

The Thing is probably my favourite Horror movie of all time but I'd rather not remorgage my house to buy something that looks like a pink turd with teeth and if I did buy it I'd be too embarrassed to display it coz my wife would ask -''What's That?''

It's from The THING

''What Thing?''

The Movie The THING!

''Are You Sure? How much was it?

$3,500 big ones!

''You're divorced,You Dick!''

SLAP!!!

Come on, makers of toys and whatnot, you have at least one guaranteed sale here. Get your fingers out.

Ah, shit, wrong Kurt Russell film. Still, can't hurt to pay it a little respect every now and then.

"Have you paid your dues Jack? Yessir, the cheque is in the mail!"

What the hell, right? I'm bored, might as well stuff up the thread with some quotes from the Russell back catalogue.

Ah, the less popular sequel. I liked it, though.

God, I love that movie. Here's to hoping that someone decides to put money towards a remake of "Laserblast" or something else...anything other than fucking up the greatest sci-fi/horror movie ever made.

That's right: Tombstone. Tomb. Fucking. Stone.

Yes, it's Backdraft. A bit of a cheesey one, I must admit, but it has it's moments. Also, I saw the Backdraft show at Universal Studios and it was pretty fucking impressive, even without Kurt Russell in it.

Dark Blue, an underappreciated film that not nearly enough people have seen. It's good, though, so you should check it out if you like stuff about coppers, or David Ayer's other similar films Training Day and Harsh Times.

Jesus, I'm just turning into an advert for Kurt Russell at this point...

Okay, I'll finish this nonsense off with one from the classic, Captain Ron. Friends, if you are ever in the mood for a mildly diverting film starring Kurt Russell as a shifty conman type on a boat with Martin Short and his family... well, Captain Ron is your only choice, so take it and like it!

P.S. Today's drivel posts are the responsibility of just pillow talk, who told me I should post more. Sorry, JPT...

Now I think about it, I realise that was pretty cruel of me to do that to such a young child. I did it a bunch of times, too, not just the once. Because it was funny.

(And yes, you wisecracking morons, I know that the above quote is from BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA)

And thanks, skimn/CreepyThinMan regarding clarification of the poster. I never saw that, but I'll look for it the next time I watch the film.

We'll do you last.

Great scene. Great flick.

They bag up both bodies, and call in the helicopter. They bring the frozen bodies aboard the Naval Ship and head back to America.

The bodies remain in the ships freezer for the duration of the trip under the orders of the Captain- given to him by his Superiors.

They are transported from there to an On Base Military Forensics Lab.

Inside a secured area a meeting takes place with higher ups of the government. They talk about Nasa satellites recording a strange object collision near the area of the research base a few months before they lost communications with the crew.

The bodies are taken out of the freezers and thawed out. A groups of forensic scientist garbed in Hazmat suits look over the bodies.

A camera documents the autopsy. Suddenly out of nowhere, and from what body none can be sure- A tentacle of some sort wraps around the face mask of one of the forensic scientist- the slimy pinkish red arm melts into the face mask, and crushes the scientist head. We hear scream the camera is knocked over..

We see flashes of news reports from all over the world. They report new of strange disasters and accidents- We get quick cuts of the epidemic spreading throughout the world.

We cut to several years later.

A group of survivors aboard a Naval Carrier are nearing New York. They are far enough away from shore to avoid detection- The plan is to get supplies, food and a few other things. Three groups are sent out on Zodiac's to head for shore. They are armed to the teeth with weapons and high tech gadgetry.

The best comparison I can make is to The Matrix. Remember the end of the original? wasn't it great? and weren't the sequels that expanded on it complete wank?

All it means is that I am going to have to spend longer filling out the scriptures- which now look like an acadamic tome

I have called for an apocalypse, but at least it gives me more chance to work on the scriptures. Any Milf pictures (SFW- it is a holy work after all) please send to my email account.