In a lighthearted, comic relief moment, Wolverine and Colossus take their gals (respectively: Mariko Yashida and Juno Pryde) to the carnival on a double date. The boys get the bright idea to win stuff animals for the ladies.

Wolverines keen senses indicate that the dart is weighted, so he has Colossus do a fastball special and throw him at the target, which he slices in half.

When the carnie attempts to give them only one stuffed animal, Wolverine says, "I'm the best in the world at what I do, and what I do isn't very nice."

To which the carnie replies, "Who talks like that?"

Suddenly, a team of carnival themed mutants attack our boyz. There's Ms. Meth; Cyteeth; X-Con; and Teardroptattoo.

Wolvie says: "Music to my ears, bub. I was spoilin' for a good scrap."

To which the original carnie (played by me in a cameo) says: "Who talks like that?"

I'll say it again: I really like Wolverine, I really like Jackman, and I have zero interest in this movie. It's hard to screw up such an inherently good thing as a simple Wolverine movie, but this is looking more and more like one of those designed-by-committee things with too many elements that distract from the central character. Hope I'm wrong, but evidence to the contrary is thin so far.