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BOURNE Again!!

Last. by DHJeffries	Feb 26th, 2008 11:23:56 AM
Knew this days ago!
fursto by Friendo	Feb 26th, 2008 11:23:58 AM

First by Billy Batts	Feb 26th, 2008 11:24:31 AM
And Bourne 3 was lame. I can't be the only one who thought so.
first by schnipple	Feb 26th, 2008 11:24:51 AM
matt damon is a liar...
Eh. by rev_skarekroe	Feb 26th, 2008 11:25:41 AM
The concept got old after the first one.
Better than that Sarah Silverman SHITE!! by superduper3000	Feb 26th, 2008 11:26:00 AM
As long as its better than that atrocious "bleeping Matt Damon" Sarah Silverman garbage, I'm in! Ultimatum = Best Action Movie Since Conan the Destroyer!! You know it!! Scary stuff, but even scarier stuff... http://tinyurl.com/2wxo67
Bring it by slone13	Feb 26th, 2008 11:26:32 AM
Love those Bourne movies
Still haven't seen a BOURNE movie by Flying Spaghetti Monster	Feb 26th, 2008 11:26:36 AM
guess I should get to that...
How you like THOSE apples! by Axl Z	Feb 26th, 2008 11:27:16 AM
I still ain't not seen the third dang-it!
Ack! by Phimseto	Feb 26th, 2008 11:29:20 AM
No, no, no...better to go out on top. I really enjoyed the third film, but felt it went out just at the right time. Oh well...
Maybe they should use Matt Damon's by skimn	Feb 26th, 2008 11:30:53 AM
suggestion..Bourne loses his car keys, and doesn't remember WHERE HE LEFT THEM!
I'M FUCKING MATT DAMON! by J-Dizzle	Feb 26th, 2008 11:31:02 AM
IN THE TUB, IN THE CAR, UP AGAINST THE MINIBAR!
you fags who hate Sarah Silverman by Friendo	Feb 26th, 2008 11:31:32 AM
I'll never get it. She's hot as hell and that &%$#? Matt Damon video was genius. Ha ha ha ha ha ah ahh ah ah....
Boring as hell by Sithdan	Feb 26th, 2008 11:32:48 AM
I fell asleep while watching the original Bourne movie...I thought action movies were supposed to be exciting. I can't see how this hauled in so many Oscars.
J-Dizzle by Burgundy82	Feb 26th, 2008 11:33:38 AM
For my money, that was the funniest part of the first video, if only for how into it Damon was. After that line, Silverman just kinda shot him this look, like,"Whoa."
Yes, like Jimmy Kimmel I heart Sarah's jungle bush by tylerzero	Feb 26th, 2008 11:33:54 AM

Studio wasn't satisfied with only 3 Oscars by Mullah Omar	Feb 26th, 2008 11:36:07 AM
Double or nothing!
no more Bourne, please by wash	Feb 26th, 2008 11:36:09 AM
The last one sucked, and the franchise has already been milked. But I can see how lucrative it is to keep making these things so they'll have something to fill a 20-hour Bourne marathon on TNT 40 years from now.
Let's see MGM has Bond by skimn	Feb 26th, 2008 11:36:48 AM
Warners has Harry Potter/Batman. Sony/Columbia has Spiderman. Universal needs their tentpole too dammit! Even though a 4th Bourne makes absolutely no sense theme and plotwise.
Love the Bourne movies -- but do we need a 4th? by odysseus	Feb 26th, 2008 11:37:48 AM
It's a nice, tidy trilogy, as-is. I say let it be!
averted to bourne by BigTexas42	Feb 26th, 2008 11:37:58 AM
they look like good movies, but I'm averted to them for personal reasons. Silverman isn't exactly hot, but I bet she shags like a minx! I wish someone would write a song about fucking me to piss off their boyfriend. "I'm fucking BigTexas, I'm fucking BigTexas..." of course, if someone wrote that song, it would probably be in a minor key and be full of regret and embarassment.
Universal can also cash in by skimn	Feb 26th, 2008 11:48:04 AM
at their theme parks with The Bourne Experience. Load a "magic-finger-bed" mechanism in a backpack, and let the customer relive the Bourne experience. Shake uncontrollably while trying to drink a soft drink. Lose all bladder control while trying to walk a straight line. Eventually vomit profusely. Fun for the whole family.
NOT ANOTHER OVEREDITED CRAP FEST! BOO! by Proman1984	Feb 26th, 2008 11:48:38 AM
Meh.
Goddamned Greengrass again!!! by moondoggy2u	Feb 26th, 2008 11:49:57 AM
I actually can see the need for a fourth film...thematically, I mean. Jason Bourne needs to get in touch with his roots by seeking out the family of David Webb. Naturally, he's still a wanted man and whomever was the true architect of this whole treadstone/CIA disaster, like say, the director of intelligence, as depicted by Scott Glenn, is still going to gun for the guy. Yeah, you could just leave it at part three and just fill in the blanks, but you know Hollywood.
How long till the shakycam complaints? by THE KNIGHT	Feb 26th, 2008 11:52:43 AM
dumbasses
Just have Michael Clayton dude direct it by Guy Who Got A Headache And Accidentally Saves The World	Feb 26th, 2008 11:54:50 AM
Greengrass without everything that makes greengrass so damned unbearable.
hope this one is more of a drama by Spandau Belly	Feb 26th, 2008 11:55:00 AM
I'd liked how the last one was the most actionny of the lot, but for a fourth installment I'd rather something slower-paced and more about the character.
WOOHOO! by johnnykool	Feb 26th, 2008 11:55:59 AM
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Don't really need a fourth one... by kyle051554	Feb 26th, 2008 11:58:22 AM
...but I'll take it. The BOURNE movies are all good fun.
Who's fucking Jason Bourne in this one? by PirateEmery	Feb 26th, 2008 12:02:00 PM
No, but seriously, I do have to say that Ultimatum made me like the series.
i knew this was gonna happen by PotSmokinAlien	Feb 26th, 2008 12:07:18 PM
as soon as ULTIMATUM won its second oscar
there have been 2 other Bourne books by Charlie Murphy	Feb 26th, 2008 12:08:06 PM
but written by some other guy... one's called Legacy and the other is... i want to say "betrayal" but i'm not sure.
I knew after the first oscar PotSmokinAlien by just pillow talk	Feb 26th, 2008 12:09:16 PM
Eat it!
I LOVE the Bourne Moives by DKT	Feb 26th, 2008 12:09:35 PM
but they better have a really kick-ass script if they're going to do another one. I mean, the third one seemed to tie up pretty much everything. Although I suppose if executed well, it could be a whole new chapter and arc of Bourne.
The Bourne Kingdom of the Wrath of Khan by YotzVonFrelnik	Feb 26th, 2008 12:10:15 PM
Actually I dig the Bourne films. Got there a bit late and saw the last one in the theater.
Great news, as long as there's a good script by aversiontherapy2	Feb 26th, 2008 12:12:01 PM
Fuck those morons who think Greengrass can't direct with their tired epithets ("get him a tripod" har har fucking har), this is the best action franchise in years. If you don't like this I suggest you stick to Chris Rock action films.
I LIKE SHAKEY CAM!!!!!! by BRUTICUS	Feb 26th, 2008 12:12:26 PM
Sorry but the fight scenes in the last Bourne Ultimatum movie were REALLY. REALLY Good. Some of the best I had seen. Mostly from the editing and filming style. WHICH INCLUDED SHAKEY CAM. I think some of the fight scenes are what won this movie an Oscar for best Editing.
Scotty doesn't know! by tonagan	Feb 26th, 2008 12:13:13 PM
It's true.
The Bourne Quantum of Solace by tonagan	Feb 26th, 2008 12:17:11 PM

The Bourne Shenanigans by tonagan	Feb 26th, 2008 12:18:00 PM
I think Merrick just came up with a better title.
JACK BAUER WOULD BE PASSED OUT BEHIND THE WHEEL by just pillow talk	Feb 26th, 2008 12:19:52 PM
BAUER WOULD PISS ALL OVER HIMSELF AND THEN GET HIS ASS HANDED TO HIM BY WILL.
The Bourne Imperative by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 26th, 2008 12:20:15 PM
Admit it, it sounds good, right?
And they already have a title: by Sherman_Lives	Feb 26th, 2008 12:24:26 PM
"The Bourne Redundancy:" http://tinyurl.com/2cly9q
I'm fucking jason bourne... by expert_40	Feb 26th, 2008 12:28:12 PM
... with my gigantic black cock (it's a strap-on... i'm not black and my cock is less than gigantic) This is AWESOME freaking news! Love me some Jason Bourne. Best action series going right now. This next flick has to have the CIA send the IMF's Ethan Hunt to bring in Bourne, but inside of the first 30 seconds of the fight, Bourne crushes that pussy Hunt's larynx, and then whole movie must then shift gears.
I thought they were going to... by jimmy rabbitte	Feb 26th, 2008 12:30:40 PM
...flash forward 25 years, get Harrison Ford to play Bourne and hire Shia LaBoeuf(? however ya spell it) to play his 50's greaser son...
Bourne Is A Mutant!! by BobParr	Feb 26th, 2008 12:32:27 PM
He has a healing mutant power that allows him to crash his car into brick walls going 60MPH and walk away; jump through glass windows and get pounded on and walk away without a scratch. He's Wolverine without the sideburns!! If they make another one I hope the CIA agent isn't yet another incredibly corrupt, evil villian. It's more interesting if it's a loyal determined agent(ala Tommy Lee Jones in The Fugitive). And don't mention Joan Allen. BLEEECH!
Shaky Cam by jaweekes	Feb 26th, 2008 12:32:51 PM
I hated the shaky cam when it was used in the wrong places. Why the hell did they put Jason's head in the way of Julia Stiles when they were talking? Utter crap. Now, I really liked the shaky cam for the fight and running scenes, so lets hope they figure out when to use it.
There goes my HD-DVD Bourne collection. by JDanielP	Feb 26th, 2008 12:34:09 PM
I suppose that an eventual HD-DVD release is out of the question? ...Hell yeah, I'm looking forward to another Jason Bourne flick. However, I'm not looking forward to seeing it available in only "other" formats,...dang it. Bring it on, anyways.
Only if Tony Gilroy writes it! by epitone	Feb 26th, 2008 12:34:15 PM
Actually, after the job he did with Michael Clayton, I'd like to see a Gilroy written/directed Bourne installment, with Greengrass overseeing in a producer capacity. That'd be pretty rad.
Supremacy made me physically ill by EvilGeek1	Feb 26th, 2008 12:36:51 PM
But it was still a good movie. But c'mon, they got a good run with Bourne. One of those rare trilogies that's not tainted with a bad sequel. Don't mess it up!
The Jackal... by Billy The Fish	Feb 26th, 2008 12:39:44 PM
...ought to feature in the next movie. I mean, there is so much in Ludlum's books that was simply ignored or over-written in the excellent movies (mainly because it felt too hokey and 'Seventies' - I mean, bringing your personal shrink along when you're a top-notch assassin?) Still, some nuggets remain to be mined and Bourne vs. the Jackal is one of 'em! Yay! Bring it on!
not surprised, bourne kicks fuckin' ass.. by jig98	Feb 26th, 2008 12:42:26 PM
other than leo, i can't think of anyone better to play bourne than matt damon. he and daniel craig are both tied for the next steve mcqueen title. i care too much for the books or the first film. and the second and third movies were fucking awesome. but, yes. once again, i'm not surprised that they are now doing a fourth one. i just watched ultamatum last night and just like x-3, there is still so much left to do. they should stop with the fucking shakey-cam, cause i can't keep going into these kinds of movies with a fucking asprin bottle.
Let me explain it to you, Friendo. by TheLastCleric	Feb 26th, 2008 12:51:18 PM
Sarah Silverman was attractive when she was younger and she was funny as well. Now her comedy is annoying and her looks have gone the way of Sarah Jessica Parker. The Sarah Silverman Show isn’t funny at all and frankly reminds me of the vastly superior Chris Elliot show Get a Life. So in summary some of us think she’s neither attractive nor funny.
George Miller plans Bond/Bourne team-up by Wormie1	Feb 26th, 2008 12:58:18 PM
Ashton Kutcher as Bourne and Paul Walker as Bond. Fuck Damon and Craig, Miller knows who'd be better. (Matt and Daniel to return in their own films later).
Wormie1 by Burgundy82	Feb 26th, 2008 12:59:35 PM
You funny bastard.
More movies about ppl with backpacks waiting around in a hotel r by Mike_D	Feb 26th, 2008 01:05:41 PM
then getting shot shakey cam style. lame.
Opening for more by greyspecter	Feb 26th, 2008 01:07:43 PM
To the guy who said the movies were wrapped up with BU. Umm, are you high? We found out that he VOLUNTEERED to be brainwashed and turned into an assasin!! We still don't know who David Webb was and what drove him to do this. (I'm speaking solely in the movies universe, the books are a far different and better matter.) So yeah, there's a lot more they can do. I agree though that they should change the direction of the storylines; enough running around and dodging CIA assasins. How about someone close to someone Bourne killed (spouse, sibling, partner, etc) going after him? How about Bourne finding out who he was before entering the program?
BOURNE in the USA! by thebearovingian	Feb 26th, 2008 01:08:11 PM
I was BOURNE in the USA! I was BOURNE in the USA! I was BOURNE in the USA! I don't know any other lyrics to that song. I was actually watching Ultimatum the other day and thinking that, if they did another film, J. Bourne would be a mentor to some young spy chick, fall in love with her and then have to rescue her from the 'bad guys'. And that would be SO GAAAAYYY.
Moving On by Cobbio	Feb 26th, 2008 01:08:17 PM
A fourth installment? Hmm. I really dug the Bourne films for turning Matt Damon into an action star and taking chances with style, though I feel less shaky-cam work in the second and third films would've greatened their repeat viewing impact. Hmm. A fourth Bourne installment sounds money grabbish. Could be entertaining, I suppose, but what else do we need to see? I love Matt Damon but I'd like to see him move on from Bourne. I really would. Same goes for Greengrass and his shaky cam-dominatined work. I warmed to his style in the second film, even defended it, but I've cooled to it after watching "The Bourne Ultimatum" on DVD. It wears out its welcome fast. Thus the idea of a fourth isntallment already gives me a headache. I congratulation Greengrass on his Oscar Editing win(bravo!), but I'd really like to see him move on from Bourne. A fourth movie could Phantom Menace the franchise.
Shakey cam by Automaton Overlord	Feb 26th, 2008 01:12:25 PM
I've learned to like shakey cam. I used to hate it, until I realized, that when something boring is on TV, instead of changeing the channel, I can simply shake my head around vigorously. I find this adds a certain "kinetic realism" to the previously boring show. I really feel like I'm part of the action! Yay shakey cam!
Fucking shakycam by JacksParasites	Feb 26th, 2008 01:15:43 PM
The 1st Bourne is still by far the best of the bunch. Sure the other two have their moments but they lack the elements that make the 1st film so enjoyable and are less interesting on future viewing. Also Doug Limon actually understands the subtle art of editing, whereas Greengrass just fucking shakes the camera to induce headaches. I didn't even get headaches from The Blair Witch Project or Cloverfield. That should say something about how freaking shaky Greengrass' non-verite films are. Stop shaking the fucking camera!!
Please. No more shakycam overkill by SpencerTrilby	Feb 26th, 2008 01:19:20 PM
and find a better screewriter. Just keep 'fucking Matt Damon, the only consistant thing in this series.
I'LL WAIT FOR THE BOURNE QUADRILOGY BLU-RAY BOX : HERE'S WHY by Pound Sand	Feb 26th, 2008 01:24:38 PM
I want to see if Quadrilogy is a real word or not.
FUUUUUUUUUCK BOURNE by random dude	Feb 26th, 2008 01:27:55 PM
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Haven't seen 3rd one yet.. by Aethyrr	Feb 26th, 2008 01:28:57 PM
..and they're making a 4th already..?
The Bourne Conspiracy: I forgot where I parked my car by Zardoz	Feb 26th, 2008 01:29:47 PM
I really don't know where they could take the story this time, but if it works, I wouldn't complain...
THAT'S SOME GOOD FUCKING NEWS by BringingSexyBack	Feb 26th, 2008 01:36:59 PM
Bourne rocks.
The Boring Ultimatum by knowthyself	Feb 26th, 2008 01:37:46 PM
Yawn. Another one of these shitty movies. Matt damon running around with his one face that he calls acting. Same old story. Lots of shaky cam. Fuck them and this over done franchise. Supremacy and Ultimatum are just a xerox of the original and each time it gets more faded.
BOURNE TO KILL by BringingSexyBack	Feb 26th, 2008 01:38:48 PM
That's the next title. I want credit.
DAMON AS MCCONAGHEY AS BOURNE by BringingSexyBack	Feb 26th, 2008 01:40:16 PM
That would rule.
DIABLO CODY TO WRITE THE SCREENPLAY by BringingSexyBack	Feb 26th, 2008 01:43:59 PM
Pam Landy (on phone with Bourne): "I need you to come in." Jason Bourne: "Who's the target?" Pam Landy: "I'll brief you when you come in. Where are you?" Jason Bourne: "Standing behind you." Pam Landy: "Jeebus!"
A Chance to F It Up by Thunderbolt Ross	Feb 26th, 2008 01:43:59 PM
The Bourne movies are all good. Probably the most consistent trilogy, but hell throw another one up there and see if yalls can ruin it.
BOURNE ANOTHER DAY by BringingSexyBack	Feb 26th, 2008 01:46:14 PM
hee!
That damn shacky-cam... by digitalcos	Feb 26th, 2008 01:48:02 PM
and you kids with your "wrap" music and baggy pants. Playin' your damn "vidia" games. Get off my lawn!
TheBourne Fucking Vid by Fineus Fog	Feb 26th, 2008 01:50:28 PM
thats the title to the next film. Matt Damon goes on the run cos the everybody in the CIA wants to fuck him. Problem is he cant remember how to fuck - damn
I love the Bourne movies... by WYLD STALLYNS RULES	Feb 26th, 2008 01:51:10 PM
...but let's learn to apply the Costanza rule every once in a while. Leave when you're on top.
Bourne - sitting in a chair for two hours by skywalkerfamily	Feb 26th, 2008 02:02:32 PM
while a dude stares at a monitor.
I LOVE HOW YOBO HANGS AROUND A WEBSITE HE DESPISES SO MUCH by BringingSexyBack	Feb 26th, 2008 02:03:48 PM
It's time to close that window.
Holy Shit by calnorso	Feb 26th, 2008 02:05:22 PM
Does anyone here have a job? They just posted this like 2 hours ago
MAYBE HE'LL GIVE BEN A ROLE? by BringingSexyBack	Feb 26th, 2008 02:06:41 PM
Throw the guy a bone, for Christ's sake. He's got a wife and child.
MARION COTILLARD TO BE THE EURO LOVE INTEREST by BringingSexyBack	Feb 26th, 2008 02:07:58 PM
You can take that to the bank.
My wife told me about this 2 days ago . . . by Nice Marmot	Feb 26th, 2008 02:11:45 PM
. . . and got learned it from Perez Hilton. Come on AICN, get lighter in the loafers!!!
The "Shaky-Cam" criticisms are overdone... by BigTuna	Feb 26th, 2008 02:12:05 PM
It wasn't that bad in either Bourne Supremacy or Ultimattum. Greengrass did a brillant job with BU. One of the very best films of 07'.
Bourne is bpring! by skywalkerfamily	Feb 26th, 2008 02:15:26 PM
OMG! This guy is SO SMART! We can't find any INFO on him despite these things called computers. And WOW IS HE SNEAKY!
Shut up about Shakycam by Laserhead	Feb 26th, 2008 02:15:49 PM
It wasn't that bad, and at least in the last two Bourne movies it fit the story they were telling, its pacing, and the world they'd created. If you couldn't follow it, then don't watch the goddamned movies. Also, Sarah Silverman looks like a fucking monkey and talks like a cupie doll.
"THANK YOU LIFE. THANK YOU LOVE" by BringingSexyBack	Feb 26th, 2008 02:16:23 PM
Marion really said that! The French are freaks! I agree she's hot.
Aint It F**KING OLD NEWS. by NachoNegro	Feb 26th, 2008 02:17:24 PM
Seriously, this is piss poor. Empire had this days ago. What the fuck do you guys do all day? It's not news. It's OLDS. Can you guys seriously pull your fingers out of your fat arses and actually post something WHEN IT HAPPENS???
I DON'T READ EMPIRE OR PEREZ HILTON by BringingSexyBack	Feb 26th, 2008 02:20:02 PM
So this really is News to me. Thanks Quint.
MARION WAS THE STAR OF THE OSCAR-WINNING LA VIE EN ROSE by BringingSexyBack	Feb 26th, 2008 02:21:12 PM
She played the French singer Edith Piaf. She looked horrid in the movie so be forewarned.
BringingSexyBack by Gilkuliehe	Feb 26th, 2008 02:24:38 PM
That Diablo Cody Bourne script excerpt made me spill coke all over my laptop, you funny bastard. Write the whole script and post it please, thank you very much.
But BringingSexyBack . . . by Nice Marmot	Feb 26th, 2008 02:25:39 PM
It was also noted in Shitty-Sense-of-Humor-Digest just last week!
THANKS GILKULIEHE by BringingSexyBack	Feb 26th, 2008 02:28:42 PM
I'll get started on that. hee!
Hey Marmot. by Gilkuliehe	Feb 26th, 2008 02:29:38 PM
I was just calling the guy funny. Not very nicemarmoty of you.
BringingSexyBack by NachoNegro	Feb 26th, 2008 02:30:53 PM
I really don't give two shits whether you read empire or not. All that matters to me is that I'm wasting time reading 4 day old stories on a site that has the front to call itself a 'news' site. In other news, Sean Connery has had a fight with Stephen Norrington on the set of LXG, A sequel to Mask of Zorro has been greenlit, and Christopher Reeve has just had a serious accident. Does that bring you up to speed, fool?
Geez - CHUD Had This Three Days Ago... by Read and Shut Up	Feb 26th, 2008 02:31:32 PM
...way to be cutting edge AICN.
NICE MARMOT by BringingSexyBack	Feb 26th, 2008 02:31:54 PM
But "Bourne Again" was inevitable. It had to be said!
THEY'RE MAKING A SEQUEL TO MASK OF ZORRO? by BringingSexyBack	Feb 26th, 2008 02:33:34 PM
I better watch the first one then.
Shakey -Cam keeps me out of theaters by Antz	Feb 26th, 2008 02:34:24 PM

Looks OK on a small screen though in limited quantities by Antz	Feb 26th, 2008 02:35:30 PM

Perez Hilton had it a couple of days ago. by Tourist	Feb 26th, 2008 02:37:41 PM

Nacho, be nice. by Gilkuliehe	Feb 26th, 2008 02:37:53 PM
I read this piece of news on my fucking local newspaper here yesterday, yet I love to read about it here because of what some fine people like some editors here or some talkbackers have to say about it. I want to read funny shit, opinions, some guys bitching about shaky cams or Sarah fucking Silverman fucking Matt Damon. Who gives a flying fuck whether or not the news is a day or two old? Is that all you care? Commenting on said news is irrelevant? Can't we have a little chat about the news here? Just go somewhere else then, please. I don't get people who post crap like "this is old" and nothing else.
Not alone Batts... by Tourist	Feb 26th, 2008 02:42:30 PM
...I kind of enjoyed the first born, loved the second, but thought the third was not just a lame rehash of the second, but also an appalling film in its own right.
The Bourne Indemnity by ArcadianDS	Feb 26th, 2008 02:43:53 PM
to be penned by John Grisham
you know what ELSE Paris Hilton had a couple days ago? by ArcadianDS	Feb 26th, 2008 02:44:11 PM
aids.
Gilkuliehe by NachoNegro	Feb 26th, 2008 02:46:34 PM
I hear what you're saying. But I'm saying this - I can't remember the last time I read something on this site that I hadn't already read somewhere else, whether it be on Empire, IESB, CHUD, or whatever. And those sites actually proofread their articles before posting them, instead of making shocking mistakes an 8 year old would notice. James Brolin is the new Terminator is he? I mean, for fucks sake. It doesn't take much, does it?? I like this site, I really do. I've been reading it for a long time. But once in a while I'd like to see something pop up on here that isn't 4 days old, wildly inaccurate, or more likely both.
The Bourne Insurrection by skywalkerfamily	Feb 26th, 2008 02:46:59 PM
Perfect title.
I hear ya, Nacho. by Gilkuliehe	Feb 26th, 2008 02:55:18 PM
Nice to have a grown up conversation. I see your point now, peace. Still, the James Brolin Terminator thing was funny as shit and spawned a great talkback. And I love that.
Also, I have to ask... by Tourist	Feb 26th, 2008 02:57:17 PM
...How do you decide on how many exclamation points or questions marks to assign to the headlines?
Trying to tie the last scene of Surpemacy... by Cameron1	Feb 26th, 2008 02:58:12 PM
in to the end of Ultimatium was fucking stupid. Completely pulled me out of the film because there's no connection between the contexts that the scene is played out in so they jar horribly not least because the scene is reshot in a different fucking location. Greengrass got too clever for himself there. And there wasn't one shot of the film that was held still, not one. I get that he was trying to make it tense but it just got exhaustive after a while. I love the Waterloo set piece on it's own, and the chase in Morrocco (or where ever) but the whole thing smacked of overkill. It's what happens with a trilogy I guess, you have to top the other films but it usually means you ladle it all on too much.
no. just no. by greekCopter	Feb 26th, 2008 03:04:25 PM
Yes it will make big money. Yes it will probably get decent reviews. No, don't do it. I really enjoyed the 3 movies. The story came to an end. Let it go while it's on its peak :/
I loved the Bourne series... by Datascream	Feb 26th, 2008 03:05:31 PM
but they need to stop. As Ben Affleck told Matt Damon, the next one should be called "The Bourne Redundancy". I humbly agree. What else are they gonna chase after him for? The series was great but just let it go. stop milking it.
The Bourne Nemesis by skywalkerfamily	Feb 26th, 2008 03:15:03 PM
Awesome.
The Wrath of Bourne by skywalkerfamily	Feb 26th, 2008 03:15:54 PM
BOURNE!!!!
OLIVER MEGATRON SAYS by DOGSOUP	Feb 26th, 2008 03:16:10 PM
"Cease your insufferable whining noises, human insects!"
Still Bourne by Dingbatty	Feb 26th, 2008 03:18:21 PM

Bourne IV Bourne Harder by skywalkerfamily	Feb 26th, 2008 03:21:20 PM
starring Kevin Smith as the compute hacker.
THE BOURNE BY SONY/ERICSSON!!! by BringingSexyBack	Feb 26th, 2008 03:21:38 PM
It doesn't know why it's a phone!!!
BOURNE BEGINS by skywalkerfamily	Feb 26th, 2008 03:25:13 PM
Bourne escapes from Day Care.
Bourne Forever by skywalkerfamily	Feb 26th, 2008 03:25:55 PM
Bourne Returns, The Dark Bourne.
Jack Bauer searches for Bourne in 24 Bourne! by skywalkerfamily	Feb 26th, 2008 03:26:44 PM
DAMMIT!
THE APPLE iBOURNE by BringingSexyBack	Feb 26th, 2008 03:27:48 PM
Find a restaurant, browse your music, call a friend, kill a target.
The Apprentice: Bourne by skywalkerfamily	Feb 26th, 2008 03:29:48 PM
You're fired!!!
THE BOURNE OF FRUSTRATION!!! by Mr. Nice Gaius	Feb 26th, 2008 03:31:24 PM
WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! What ? Didn't any of you guys listen to James back in the day? If not, then you have no idea how good that joke is. (Confession: I've only ever seen one Bourne movie. I don't know if I'll ever see the others.) Cue the horns! BA DA BA BAA DAA DAA!!! WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
THERE WILL BE BOURNE by Mr. Nice Gaius	Feb 26th, 2008 03:36:29 PM
I...parkour...your... milkshake!
The Bourne Dry Cleaning Bill by skimn	Feb 26th, 2008 03:37:41 PM
"Meesta Bourne, you must stop jumping into water. "
LIVE FREE OR BOURNE HARD by skywalkerfamily	Feb 26th, 2008 03:38:15 PM

Most Excellent News! by Acappellaman	Feb 26th, 2008 03:42:18 PM
My wife and I love the Bourne movies. There can't be too many! Bring it on, Jason Bourne!
Bourne on the Fourth of July by Acappellaman	Feb 26th, 2008 03:42:48 PM
That would be a nice title!
First Bourne by Acappellaman	Feb 26th, 2008 03:43:49 PM
It could involve Bourne's older brother, who, of course, is corrupt and evil.
No one's posted.. by skimn	Feb 26th, 2008 03:44:42 PM
...BOURNE FREEEEEE...as free as the wind blows...
Bourne Vs. Predator by Dr. Stanley Goodspeed	Feb 26th, 2008 03:46:43 PM
or agent vs agent with Jason Bourne vs Ethan Hunt.
Shaky cam is evil by lowmankind	Feb 26th, 2008 03:50:51 PM
I'm so damn sick of shaky cam. The first Bourne movie was great despite the horrible shaky cam, but they had it in the right proportions. Clearly, everyone thought that shaky cam was what made the film a success, so they put twice as much in the 2nd film, and three times the shakes in the 3rd. Oh, and did we all notice how the first movie rocked, the second was meh, and the third one sucked balls? Coincidence?
Who is surprised by this? by CreasyBear	Feb 26th, 2008 03:52:06 PM

shaky cam sad pants by Dr. Stanley Goodspeed	Feb 26th, 2008 03:53:52 PM
you people. that's right YOU people. let me guess, you also get motion sickness riding shotgun in a car and wore floaties in a pool well into your mid 30's?
Bourne VS Transformers by skywalkerfamily	Feb 26th, 2008 03:55:16 PM
Bourne and Bumblebee eventually become friends.
Each sequel did better than the previous one, by CreasyBear	Feb 26th, 2008 03:57:19 PM
it's been the new action movie standard in the industry, they've all been pretty well critically acclaimed, and, well, why not continue? I agree with those of you who are worried about the redundancy problems, though. Ultimatum, as cool and slick as it was, did have the same plot as Supremacy (minus the great apology-angle of the climax). Bottom line: I hate to see a solid trilogy get burned into the ground and become a formula of cliche`s, but screw it, I'd rather see more Bournes than Transporters. After all, if it's not going to be Bourne, it'll be other action movies, but they'll be more like Hitman or other video game bullshit.
I'm all for another Bourne by TVguy4566	Feb 26th, 2008 04:02:19 PM
Eventhough Damon said he was done with the franchise and the last movie seemed to wrap up the entire thing. One thing I do not want is yet another way to get Julia Styles in the film. What is she the only junior agent in that organization? They have had to stretch the plot more to figure out how to get her back in each film than her face has stretch wide from the first movie to the last one.
The Bourne Epilepsy by Osmosis Jones	Feb 26th, 2008 04:06:35 PM
Bourne Free...as free as the wind blows...
Soylent Bourne is PEOPLE! by Osmosis Jones	Feb 26th, 2008 04:11:50 PM

Why this is old news on here... by metaluna	Feb 26th, 2008 04:13:56 PM
...because I rewired their internets on orders from that bitch Landy. Harry may as well be using two tin cans and some string. Some speculate they already are but we're watching them and agents have been activated. As for the movie, I'm all for it. That guy who needs a haircut Greengrass can shake it all he wants.
The Bourne Shaky Cam by BillyPilgrim	Feb 26th, 2008 04:36:07 PM
Jason hunts down and kills all the shaky cam whiners. He then visits their families and gives them apples.
RAMBO OWNZ BOURNE by havehope	Feb 26th, 2008 04:39:44 PM
nuff said....
Creepy Thin Man, We Actually Found... by Rebeck2	Feb 26th, 2008 04:40:44 PM
Something we agree on. Ultimatum was vastly overrated and vastly inferior to Supremacy. It was like they went backwards into the 2nd movie (literally in some scenes) so they wouldn't have to bother with any more advancing plot and could just concentrate on action sequences. Which might have been okay if I could SEE the motherfucking action!!! I'm over the damn shaky-cam. It may bring verisimilitude, but eventually it just inspires exhaustion and boredom. And that ending where Bourne finds out he volunteered and yep, he's pretty much the bastard he thought he was from the start. Wow, talk about your anti-climactic letdown. And a real romantic opportunity was missed too. The best part of the whole movie was him kicking back to life in the water at the very end. Everything else sucked. I just watched it again on DVD to be sure I hadn't made a mistake...but no, it's the rest of the world that's wrong, not me.
PS> by Rebeck2	Feb 26th, 2008 04:41:23 PM
Oh yeah, I wrote you back on Boleyn.
Die Another Bourne by skywalkerfamily	Feb 26th, 2008 04:43:51 PM
Bourneraker, GoldenBourne, The Bourne Who Loved Me, Dr. Bourne, From Bourne With Love, Live and Let Bourne.
Love The BOURNE Series, But This Shouldn't Happen by LaserPants	Feb 26th, 2008 04:46:24 PM
The story is told, theres nowhere else for it to go except down the shitslide to hell. Don't eff it up. Oh, and BOURNE PWNS BOND. In case you were wondering.
You're Missing One by Rebeck2	Feb 26th, 2008 04:48:45 PM
Bourne Never Dies. Which is true based on that incredible jump from a skyscraper, over a city block and into the water. The Bourne Is Not Enough? Also very true.
Matt Damon GOTTA EAT! by BGDAWES	Feb 26th, 2008 04:50:28 PM

Is this the one about his evil "twin"? by angel_svn	Feb 26th, 2008 04:51:28 PM
And the girl, what's her face from Last Dance, has to decide who the real Bourne is in a confrontation between the two Bournes in which the fake Bourne says, as veins pop out of his neck, "Kill him. Kill him! I am the real Bourne." And she's confued and crying, and the real Bourne says, "I know you know the answer. You can figure out. Just think." And she kills the real Bourne, because that is such a pussy thing to say that she knows the fake Bourne is actually the real Bourne because the real-real Bourne really likes to see people die. Anyway, that's my guess.
THE BOURNE DIPLOMACY by BringingSexyBack	Feb 26th, 2008 04:57:26 PM
Peace through superior firepower.
THE BOURNE EXTRA-VALUE MEAL by BringingSexyBack	Feb 26th, 2008 05:00:09 PM
You won't remember eating it.
LE BRASSERIE DE BOURNE by BringingSexyBack	Feb 26th, 2008 05:01:32 PM
He didn't know he could cook either, until he made the best roasted chicken he ever tasted!
THE BOURNE MENTHOLATUM by BringingSexyBack	Feb 26th, 2008 05:03:03 PM
Opens your nasal passages ... and your memory!
It's Official: by HueyFreeman	Feb 26th, 2008 05:05:50 PM
Universal is milking the shit out of this franchise now.
THE BOURNE HOMOSEXUALITY by BringingSexyBack	Feb 26th, 2008 05:06:18 PM
Yes, David Webb was gay. They didn't ask, he didn't tell!
Love Bourne, but 3 is enough by supertoyslast	Feb 26th, 2008 05:09:56 PM
This series should have been the perfect trilogy. A fourth can only see a decrease in quality, especially since the third was already a slight step-down from the second. I hate how filmmakers piss on their own legacies. But money talks - even to people like Greengrass who I expect to have some artistic integrity.
CO-STARRING SHIA LEBEEF AS KID BOURNE MUST PROTECT by BringingSexyBack	Feb 26th, 2008 05:12:53 PM
Jason Bourne: "Come with me if you want to live." Shia LeBeef: "No ... " Jason Bourne: "You're their prime target. We've got to get you out now." Shia LeBeef (acting increasingly frantic): "No, no!" Jason Bourne: "Listen we don't have time. The assets have gone mobile. They won't stop until you are dead." Shia LeBeef: "Oh no, no! No no no!" Jason Bourne: "Get in the car. We're going to Paris." Shia LeBeef: "No no no No! Oh whoa! No no whoa!" To be continued ...
Bourne to be Wild by edshrinker	Feb 26th, 2008 05:24:30 PM
Or perhaps prequels? "The Bourne Menace", "Attack of the Bournes", "Revenge of the Bourne". To be followed by the animated, "Bourne Wars".
The Hunt For Red Bourne by skywalkerfamily	Feb 26th, 2008 05:26:47 PM
Bourne goes commiee.
FANTASTIC!!! Bring back Tony Gilroy, too! by LoneGun	Feb 26th, 2008 05:29:41 PM
He and Paul Greengrass are two of my favorite guys in film right now. I'm willing to bet that they would make a departure from the Bourne mythos of the previous three films and take the character in a new direction, while preserving the gritty action and feel of the last two.
If the fourth one by Toby___Wong	Feb 26th, 2008 05:31:17 PM
can topple the previous three bring it on. If not, leave it be.
"Bourne goes commiee" by angel_svn	Feb 26th, 2008 05:34:01 PM
I thought his commie nature was clear after he bashed around all those greedy capitalist CIA-type pigs?
Bourne went back to commiee by skywalkerfamily	Feb 26th, 2008 05:37:35 PM
Cause he was bribed.
I've never by Series7	Feb 26th, 2008 05:50:44 PM
Heard of this series? Saw it won a bunch of undeserved oscars though? Must have been some small movie I missed during awards season.
The Bourne Contraption by Laserhead	Feb 26th, 2008 06:02:30 PM

The Bourne Conniption by LaserPants	Feb 26th, 2008 06:05:56 PM
Whuh-oh! The meds are wearing off! He's throwing a fit! >PUNCH PUNCH CRASH!< Call the Shadowy Agency of Injustice!
Bourne Kills Cloverfeld by LaserPants	Feb 26th, 2008 06:08:43 PM
Its not even a comparison. One is the greatest action-espionage-thriller of the decade. The other is a clever and compelling marketing campaign for a really crappy movie. Actually, Bourne actually killing Cloverfeld would be a pretty cool movie. Take that! Karate chop! Smash smash!
Casino Bourne by skywalkerfamily	Feb 26th, 2008 06:19:56 PM
Mr. White's organization tries to nab Bourne during a high stakes poker game broadcast on the travel channel
Bourne goes bananas! by skywalkerfamily	Feb 26th, 2008 06:23:48 PM
Bananas!
Shaky Cam Sucks! by kafka07	Feb 26th, 2008 06:29:49 PM
I sat and tried to watch the last to Bourne films but still haven't SEEN them because the Greengrass style of "filmmaking" is fucking epileptic. No offense to epileptics.
Bridge Bourne with Malkovich by doodler	Feb 26th, 2008 06:34:35 PM
Remember in "In the Line of Fire" how Malkovich says he doesn't remember who he was before they [CIA] sunk their claws into him? why not bridge the two? Malkovich already played an older Damon in the Ripley franchise.... just imagine showing Bourne about 20 years after Ultimatum, not coping with life well, bad dreams, paranoia, etc.....
The Bourne Rejection by LaserPants	Feb 26th, 2008 06:35:31 PM
Bourne really lets himself go, and as a result, can't a date! But eventually, he'll find love in another lovable misfit, the girl who lived next door. Aww. It'll be the light hearted romantic comedy finale.
The Phantom Bourne by skywalkerfamily	Feb 26th, 2008 06:36:52 PM
Bourne beats Lucas to a bloody pulp for two hours.
BOURNE FREE by theycallmemrglass	Feb 26th, 2008 06:37:27 PM
Sorry, thought I pitch in.
The Bourne Constipation by SpencerTrilby	Feb 26th, 2008 06:37:32 PM
Shaky cam made you puke? This one's gonna make you poop.
What's Happening Bourne by skywalkerfamily	Feb 26th, 2008 06:38:15 PM
Co starring Anthony Anderson as Re Run.
The Bourne Connection by LaserPants	Feb 26th, 2008 06:38:50 PM
This is Jason Bourne, and I'll be your host tonight on "Connection", the tri-state area's premier forum for talk, chit chat, and advice about love, life, healing, and prozac. Lots and lots of prozac. And chocolate. And unrealistic expectations being hopelessly crushed by the boots of reality. CALL ME!
GTA: Bourne City by SpencerTrilby	Feb 26th, 2008 06:40:26 PM
I'd pay to see that.
Bourne trilogy is complete by theycallmemrglass	Feb 26th, 2008 06:41:14 PM
What more story is there to tell? Apart from the money spinning ploy, there is no reason to ruin a great complete trilogy by spawning another episode for thesake of it.
Bourn Dead by SpencerTrilby	Feb 26th, 2008 06:41:35 PM
Soundtrack by Body Count
The Bourne Obsession by LaserPants	Feb 26th, 2008 06:41:39 PM
Did I lock the door? Fuck. Have to go check. Okay, its locked. Okay, count to ten. Check again. Okay still locked, good. Okay, time to walk on the cracks. Have to count each step. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 , 11, 12, 13 , 14, 15 , 16, 17, 18, 19, 20 and done. Did I lock the door? I better go check again...
Bourne Family Fued by skywalkerfamily	Feb 26th, 2008 06:42:29 PM
SURVEY SAYS - CIA!!!!
Jason Bourne by SpencerTrilby	Feb 26th, 2008 06:42:53 PM
directed by Our Man Sly. You know you want it.
Bourne Live by theycallmemrglass	Feb 26th, 2008 06:44:22 PM
There's 2 things I like. Chewing bubble gunm and kicking ass. I'm all outa bubblegum...
First Bourne - Part Four by SpencerTrilby	Feb 26th, 2008 06:45:58 PM
This time he's fighting for his own life. Rated G.
Bourne in Little China by skywalkerfamily	Feb 26th, 2008 06:46:17 PM
HE WAS WAITING FOR ME TO DRIVE MY TRUCK STRAIGHT THROUGH HIM WITH LIGJT COMING OUT OF HIS MOUTH?!!!!
BOURNE ON THE RUN! by skywalkerfamily	Feb 26th, 2008 06:47:15 PM
Co starring Dudley Moore as the Butler.
The Bourne Reloaded by SpencerTrilby	Feb 26th, 2008 06:47:46 PM
for a quick buck.
They call me Bourne by theycallmemrglass	Feb 26th, 2008 06:48:58 PM
Draw. Slap.
The Untitled JJ Abrams/Bourne Project by SpencerTrilby	Feb 26th, 2008 06:50:03 PM
Screenplay by Orci, Kurtzman and maybe a real screenwriter.
THE BOURNE INFILTRATION by skywalkerfamily	Feb 26th, 2008 06:50:07 PM
I'm gonna get in there, dammit!
AWESOME! by justanothermoviefan	Feb 26th, 2008 06:50:14 PM
Why are people so worried about destroying the franchise? Its just a movie, and if it sucks, it doesn't change the previous three. Odds are though, with Greengrass, Gilroy and Damon, this film will be yet another great action film. Its gets a little sickening reading these talkbacks and seeing, "Crap film." "Sucked." Do you guys like anything?! My point is this: Better now than in twenty years when Bourne is too old to be convincing. Sure I'll be seeing INDY 4, but I would have preferred it came out many, many years ago. Cheers
The Bourne Bonnet by LaserPants	Feb 26th, 2008 06:51:39 PM
"Tra la la! Its a lovely, sunny, Sunday afternoon and I'm in my frilly dress and bonnet all here by myself and... oh shit... is that? That flash of light? A camera? Oh fuck did somebody see me like this living out my weird cross-dressing victorian tea party fetish fantasy?! What if the Shadowy Agency of Injustice finds out?!?! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Bourne, Interrupted by SpencerTrilby	Feb 26th, 2008 06:53:07 PM
That is not fair! That is not fair! That is not fair! Seventy four is the perfect bodycount!!!
MAD COW BOURNE by skywalkerfamily	Feb 26th, 2008 06:53:16 PM
Don't eat it!!
Matt Damon is now fucking Universal. by Some farts really stink.	Feb 26th, 2008 06:53:16 PM
Out of a huge payday that is. Thank you. Drive-thru.
Bourne again by theycallmemrglass	Feb 26th, 2008 06:54:24 PM
"He's back...again"
The Beauty and the Bourne by SpencerTrilby	Feb 26th, 2008 06:56:07 PM
starring Sarah Silverman.
Bourne Actually by SpencerTrilby	Feb 26th, 2008 06:58:06 PM
is owning our asses.
gooey geysers of splooge? fucking hell by Bronx Cheer	Feb 26th, 2008 06:58:31 PM
does every fucking story on this god forsaken site have to entail vast volumes of semen being spent? am i the only person who does not create cum stains from reading about movie projects?
The Bourne Terminator by SpencerTrilby	Feb 26th, 2008 07:01:52 PM
It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.
The Bourne Molestation by LaserPants	Feb 26th, 2008 07:02:26 PM
Remember those other memories you forgot? Yeah, the ones with your Uncle, the Priest? The Cub Scout weekend? The "naughty" puppets? Don't tell your parents or they'll hate you and you'll go straight to hell!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! NO BAD TOUCH NO BAD TOUCH!!!
Bourne 3-D by SpencerTrilby	Feb 26th, 2008 07:03:51 PM
If you puke, you won't blame the shaky cam this time.
The Bourne Aviation by LaserPants	Feb 26th, 2008 07:03:55 PM
I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky!
The Bourne Attrition by LaserPants	Feb 26th, 2008 07:04:38 PM
No thanks Shadowy Agency of Injustice, I QUIT!
Bad to the Bourne by moondoggy2u	Feb 26th, 2008 07:05:06 PM

Jay and Silent Bourne Strike Back by SpencerTrilby	Feb 26th, 2008 07:05:12 PM
Snoochie-Boochies!!!!
Baby We Were Bourne To Run by moondoggy2u	Feb 26th, 2008 07:06:13 PM

The Bourne Protocole by SpencerTrilby	Feb 26th, 2008 07:07:27 PM
guest-starring all the former Bonds.
Bourn-E by SpencerTrilby	Feb 26th, 2008 07:10:01 PM
She may be wired differently, but it won't prevent Jason to wiretap her cellphone.
Bourne to be Bourne Again by Yeti	Feb 26th, 2008 07:11:41 PM
As long as a franchise (any franchise) makes money there will be someway, somehow, another installment.
I'm Not There by SpencerTrilby	Feb 26th, 2008 07:12:15 PM
I'm in your office. Lying liar who lies.
LATE NIGHT WITH BOURNE LETTERMAN by skywalkerfamily	Feb 26th, 2008 07:14:29 PM
Paul, shut the hell up! Beats Paul to bloody pulp.
LOST BOURNE by skywalkerfamily	Feb 26th, 2008 07:15:10 PM
DAMMIT LOCKE YOU BLEW UP THE SUB! Shoots Locke.
It might be the video game... by Det. John Kimble	Feb 26th, 2008 07:15:53 PM
http://www.computerandvideogam es.com/article.php?id=183354
Oh, and BOURNE TO RAISE HELL by Det. John Kimble	Feb 26th, 2008 07:16:43 PM

THE BOURNE SITUATION ROOM by skywalkerfamily	Feb 26th, 2008 07:18:33 PM
SHUT THE FUCK UP WOLF!! Slams Wolf into bookshelf.
NYPD Bourne by SpencerTrilby	Feb 26th, 2008 07:20:47 PM
Mark Paul Gosselaar recast as Jason B.
Battlestar Bourne by skywalkerfamily	Feb 26th, 2008 07:22:11 PM
YOU DON'T OWN ME ADAMA!!! cries.
The Bourne Schadenfreunde by SpencerTrilby	Feb 26th, 2008 07:22:44 PM
Read a book.
Dirty Rotten Bourne by SpencerTrilby	Feb 26th, 2008 07:24:22 PM
Jason... Philip... Bourne... THE THIRD!!!
Bourne at the museum by SpencerTrilby	Feb 26th, 2008 07:27:32 PM
make Ben Stiller bleed, please... Gotta call it a night. See ya guys.
Re-Bourne Again! by Yeti	Feb 26th, 2008 07:29:10 PM
oh great - now I'm doing it to
Bourinng! by Stalkeye	Feb 26th, 2008 07:32:13 PM
Ok the first one was not bad, but c'mon enuff already, it's the same shit all over again. feds fuck with him and he kicks their ass.Julia Stiles is kinda cute, but the sequels are retreads and that Violin music is garbage.Just gimmie another Bond flick and call it a day, even if the fucker is now Blond.
Run Fat Bourne Run by Scorecard	Feb 26th, 2008 07:44:18 PM
...Faster! ...Faster!
The Jane Austen Bourne Club by Scorecard	Feb 26th, 2008 07:45:04 PM
...You can't just read it once...
Bourne and The Chipmonks by Scorecard	Feb 26th, 2008 07:45:54 PM
...Straight to DVD.
Chipmunks... even. by Scorecard	Feb 26th, 2008 07:46:28 PM

The Ya Ya BourneHood by skywalkerfamily	Feb 26th, 2008 07:55:24 PM
Girls movies that suck!
loved the first two by misnomer	Feb 26th, 2008 08:09:59 PM
but ultimatum was seriously short on story. you could condense that movies plot points into 10 minutes. I'd be happy with a fourth if it had a seriously good script though, but I doubt it will.
Bourne-Back Mountain by moondoggy2u	Feb 26th, 2008 08:10:41 PM
co-staring Ben Afleck.
BOURNE YESTERDAY by misnomer	Feb 26th, 2008 08:14:40 PM
MMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAATTT DDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMON
go back and watch the first one by MurderMostFowl	Feb 26th, 2008 08:15:52 PM
It is so much better than the others... why? LESS SHAKEY CAM!
Oh yeah and... Bourne On The Fourth of July by MurderMostFowl	Feb 26th, 2008 08:16:33 PM

INDIANA BOURNE AND THE BOURNE OF BOURNE by MrMysteryGuest	Feb 26th, 2008 08:18:17 PM

Beef Bourgin by MrMysteryGuest	Feb 26th, 2008 08:19:35 PM

Beef Bourginbourne, is what I meant to say! by MrMysteryGuest	Feb 26th, 2008 08:20:52 PM

Bourney Bourne and The Funky Bunch by MrMysteryGuest	Feb 26th, 2008 08:21:57 PM

Swedish Chef says, "BourneBourneBourne!" by MrMysteryGuest	Feb 26th, 2008 08:23:17 PM

Good Bourne Hunting by Pipple	Feb 26th, 2008 08:24:01 PM
the hell? win a few oscars and now you're big shots so you make more boring shaking came movies. Who cares...
Spider-Bourne by MrMysteryGuest	Feb 26th, 2008 08:24:55 PM

Jason Bourne, International Man of Mystery by MrMysteryGuest	Feb 26th, 2008 08:26:16 PM

Jason Bourne in The Spy Who Bourned Me by MrMysteryGuest	Feb 26th, 2008 08:27:15 PM

Jason Bourne in BourneMember by MrMysteryGuest	Feb 26th, 2008 08:28:11 PM

THE BOURNE COLLECTION AGENCY by BringingSexyBack	Feb 26th, 2008 08:28:21 PM
You'll get your money, and then some.
Bourne Vs. Predator by MrMysteryGuest	Feb 26th, 2008 08:30:00 PM

I saw the first Bourne movie in theaters by Orionsangels	Feb 26th, 2008 08:30:05 PM
Never thought about it again, never saw the sequels, don't care. I don't get the appeal.
Bourne Trek II: The Wrath of Bourne by MrMysteryGuest	Feb 26th, 2008 08:34:36 PM

Bourne's Eleven by MrMysteryGuest	Feb 26th, 2008 08:36:59 PM

Ain't it Slow News by sirbroiler	Feb 26th, 2008 08:38:23 PM
This has been posted for 2 days on other sites. What the heck is going here???
The Bourne Tool and Die Company by MrMysteryGuest	Feb 26th, 2008 08:40:04 PM

Ain't It Bourne News by MrMysteryGuest	Feb 26th, 2008 08:41:58 PM

BOURNE'S BURGER SHACK by BringingSexyBack	Feb 26th, 2008 08:43:14 PM
So good you'll wanna crack skulls!
What?!? BOURNE?!?! AGAIN?!?!?!? by MrMysteryGuest	Feb 26th, 2008 08:43:38 PM

BOURNEOPOLY by MrMysteryGuest	Feb 26th, 2008 08:44:45 PM

IRON BOURNE by MrMysteryGuest	Feb 26th, 2008 08:45:35 PM

THE AMITYBOURNE HORROR by MrMysteryGuest	Feb 26th, 2008 08:46:39 PM

The Bourne Legacy? by hiperaktiv	Feb 26th, 2008 08:47:38 PM
A fourth movie would be a great way of capping off the series. I would hope this movie explores Bournes past more, him discovering his family, and the relationship he had with Nicky which was hinted at in Ultimatum. I suppose Julia Stiles would be back with this one as well, so they could develop that possible romantic arc. Who knows, just colour me psyched to see this.
The Bourne Shaky-Cam by MrMysteryGuest	Feb 26th, 2008 08:49:34 PM

T-Bourne Steak by MrMysteryGuest	Feb 26th, 2008 08:50:35 PM

The Bourne Male Enhancement Pill by MrMysteryGuest	Feb 26th, 2008 08:51:55 PM
Now you be fucking Matt Damon all night long!
"These tribbles are bourne pregnant!" by MrMysteryGuest	Feb 26th, 2008 08:54:23 PM

LATE NIGHT WITH CONAN O'BOURNE-AN by MrMysteryGuest	Feb 26th, 2008 08:56:18 PM

Bourne-y Spears! by MrMysteryGuest	Feb 26th, 2008 08:58:10 PM

PLEASE GOD, LEAVE WELL ENOUGH ALONE!!!!! by Bass Bastardson	Feb 26th, 2008 09:06:49 PM
I love the Bourne movies, unlike some of the retards in this forum. Ultimatum was my favorite movie of the year in a great year for movies. But even I don't want another one of these films. Seriously - what is left to say?
NEVER!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! BOURNE! by MrMysteryGuest	Feb 26th, 2008 09:08:44 PM

Oh, all right! I'm about out of gas anyway! by MrMysteryGuest	Feb 26th, 2008 09:13:47 PM

Bring on the Bourne... by BLIND ALBINO PENGUINS	Feb 26th, 2008 09:20:10 PM
Although they need a new style of villian, one who isn't a sweaty guy with meaty hands like the last two...
Bourne Lola Bourne? by angel_svn	Feb 26th, 2008 09:25:55 PM
Bourn gets several opportunites to relive the day his girlfriend got shot.
Groundhog Bourne by angel_svn	Feb 26th, 2008 09:26:46 PM
(see last comment by angel_svn)
Bourne Begins, The Bourne Knight, Bournen': Electric Bournaloo by Pipple	Feb 26th, 2008 09:32:41 PM

MONGOLOID BOURNE INFERNO!!!!!!! by EvilGeek1	Feb 26th, 2008 09:38:04 PM

When asked about this on the Daily Show by chromedome	Feb 26th, 2008 09:45:10 PM
Damon suggested the title would need to be: The Bourne Redundancy well spoken
"this ONE time... by chromedome	Feb 26th, 2008 09:47:55 PM
...in Bourne Camp..."
THE BOURNE SALT AND PEPPER SHAKER GIFT SET by BringingSexyBack	Feb 26th, 2008 09:48:27 PM
Now you get to shake Jason Bourne just like Paul Greengrass does! Salt and pepper sold separately.
NACHONEGRO - BUT DO CHUD, EMPIRE AND IESB HAVE TALKBACKS by BringingSexyBack	Feb 26th, 2008 09:50:40 PM
where you can say ... FUCK COCK PUSSY CUNT DICK SHIT CUMSTAIN SUCK CHOCOLATE PUSSY JUICE? And trolls like Braffed to kick around?
THE BOURNE REVELATION: JASON GOES HOME by BringingSexyBack	Feb 26th, 2008 09:59:52 PM
David Webb: "Ma. Thank God I'm finally home." David's Mom: "Where the hell have you been?" David Webb: "It's a long story ma." David's Mom: "Did you get my ointments and foot powder like I told you?" David Webb: "Ma, I was brainwashed and turned into a murder machine." David's Mom: "I told you my feet hurt. Where's my damned ointment David?" David Webb: "Ma! I'm trying to tell you what happened to me. The government used me and tortured me." David's Mom: "Rub my feet David they hurt." David Webb: "MA!!" Cue flashback to why David signed up for voluntary brainwashing.
Hardy Bournes in the case ofThe Lost Identity by Pipple	Feb 26th, 2008 10:15:37 PM

The Bourne Ressurection by Yeti	Feb 26th, 2008 10:20:24 PM
Brought to you by Cialis
Bourney Bournes who Bourne! by Yeti	Feb 26th, 2008 10:22:37 PM

Bourned to Tears by Yeti	Feb 26th, 2008 10:24:53 PM

Bourne Porn by Pipple	Feb 26th, 2008 10:28:57 PM

BSG Season 4 Preview: Bourne in Space. by Pennsy	Feb 26th, 2008 10:30:11 PM
Really, Canada's Space cable network has a season 4 look-see: http://tinyurl.com/2l8xua. Looking FRAKKIN' GREAT.
007 in "Bourne to Die" by br1947	Feb 26th, 2008 10:33:59 PM
Sean Connery walks out, shoots both of them in the head, drops the guns and says "Bitches" as he slowly walks off into the sunset.
Stillbourne by Osmosis Jones	Feb 26th, 2008 10:50:05 PM

STILLBOURNE! by BringingSexyBack	Feb 26th, 2008 10:56:53 PM

The Bourne Yesterdatum by Bronx Cheer	Feb 26th, 2008 10:57:07 PM
Jason Bourne discovers time travel. Travels back just far enough to land the lead role in JJ Abrams' update of "Star Trek." Because, seriously, he was bourne to play Jim Kirk.
Still Bourne after all these years! by skywalkerfamily	Feb 26th, 2008 11:08:08 PM
Starring Clint Eastwood as Bourne's Dad.
BOURNE IN 3DDDD by skywalkerfamily	Feb 26th, 2008 11:13:32 PM
Shakey Cam 3 DDDD!!!
The Bourne Unemployment by ED2D2	Feb 26th, 2008 11:19:35 PM
Phone rings... "Hello?" "...I hear you're still looking for me." "Um, no. No we're not." "Are you sure? I heard you were..." "Seriously, no we're not. You can kill a man with your pinky, and frankly we've learned by now that you just aren't worth it." "Really? Cause things are a little tight right now. You know, the dollar just isn't doing well overseas, and I was hoping to get a little work..." "Now's not really a good time for us. We're in the process of reorganizing and cutting back." "Well if you hear of anything..." Click.
Could be worse by TinkerTIW	Feb 26th, 2008 11:34:38 PM
Two words: OCEAN'S 14.
I wonder if the next movie will differentiate... by poeticwarriorII	Feb 26th, 2008 11:47:27 PM
itself from the others because I've seen the same fucking thing three times now and quite frankly I'm a little tired of being jerked off over these movies. Make a film that actually has something to do with one of the books or quit already.
The Bourne Abortion by Cronenfly	Feb 27th, 2008 12:10:03 AM
damn. looks like he escaped.
Bourne 3 was the first one I saw.... by Droogie Alex	Feb 27th, 2008 12:45:27 AM
..and I hated it. 2 hours of swish pans, and no real story to me. I thought Michael Clayton did a similar job 10 times better. A thinking man's film, with great action moments, I thought
Bourne 300! by skywalkerfamily	Feb 27th, 2008 01:49:56 AM
THIS! IS! BOURNE!!!!!
Three Men and a Bourne by moondoggy2u	Feb 27th, 2008 01:50:36 AM

The Bourne Muskateers by moondoggy2u	Feb 27th, 2008 01:51:29 AM

No Country For Old Bournes by moondoggy2u	Feb 27th, 2008 01:54:58 AM

Star Bournes by moondoggy2u	Feb 27th, 2008 01:55:48 AM

Close Encounters of The Bourne Kind by moondoggy2u	Feb 27th, 2008 01:56:10 AM

Bourne By Bourne West by moondoggy2u	Feb 27th, 2008 01:57:19 AM

Bourneheart by moondoggy2u	Feb 27th, 2008 01:58:47 AM

Bourneheart by moondoggy2u	Feb 27th, 2008 01:58:48 AM

Children of The Bourne by moondoggy2u	Feb 27th, 2008 02:02:16 AM

Step Up 3 - Bourne by skywalkerfamily	Feb 27th, 2008 02:03:12 AM
Bourne shows everyone the new dance moves that can kill a guy.
How about changing the name of this site by deanamatronix	Feb 27th, 2008 03:29:21 AM
to Ain't It Old News?
Prematurely Bourne? by edshrinker	Feb 27th, 2008 04:59:45 AM
Jason fights to defend his mongoloid child... starring Baby Aaron from LOST.
Lucas accepts the Bourne by edshrinker	Feb 27th, 2008 05:01:36 AM
Prequels. All done with CGI pants. And lightsabers.
I just watched Michael Clayton... by Tourist	Feb 27th, 2008 06:02:25 AM
...Between this and the last Bourne film, I think I can add Tony Gilroy to my list of most fucking abysmal hacks in Hollywood with Ratner and Bay, etc.
BOURNE 4 - PWNED BY STALLONE by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 27th, 2008 06:07:14 AM
you know it
BOURNE FOUR - B.O.P. by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 27th, 2008 06:09:27 AM
= Bourne On Patrol
I wonder if this will be shot in 3D? by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 27th, 2008 06:13:23 AM
ShakyCam galore.
The Bourne Annoyancy by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 27th, 2008 06:13:54 AM
brought to you by Mr. Shaky Cam.
The Bourne Discrepancy by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 27th, 2008 06:19:05 AM
this time shot with SteadyCam
The Bourne Literacy by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 27th, 2008 06:20:45 AM
Bourne vs illiteracy.
The Bourne Conundrum by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 27th, 2008 06:21:36 AM
starring The Riddler.
The Bourne Pharmacy by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 27th, 2008 06:24:01 AM
I'm running out of ideas
The Bourne Complacency by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 27th, 2008 06:28:40 AM
quite fitting, eh?
Hey, kids--ITS BOURNE-Y!!!! by moondoggy2u	Feb 27th, 2008 06:55:17 AM
You love him! He Loves you! He's a master of shakey-cam kung fu!"
ASIAN REMAKE: JASON BONG by BringingSexyBack	Feb 27th, 2008 07:00:09 AM
They drugged him ... with dope!
Beauty and The Bourne by moondoggy2u	Feb 27th, 2008 07:00:45 AM
I use Kung-Fu in all of my DEC-ORATING! Oh what a place! Langleyyyy!
THE BOURNE SCHOOL OF MARTIAL ARTS by BringingSexyBack	Feb 27th, 2008 07:01:43 AM
Today's lesson: Beat Out Living Shit With Hardcover Book
Come Blow Your Bourne by moondoggy2u	Feb 27th, 2008 07:05:39 AM
I tell ya, chum...laughs it is!
Little Big Bourne by moondoggy2u	Feb 27th, 2008 07:08:12 AM
Bourne's Last Stand!
Naturall Bourne Killers by moondoggy2u	Feb 27th, 2008 07:09:30 AM
Tripods! Nothing but tripods!
A Star is Bourne by moondoggy2u	Feb 27th, 2008 07:13:36 AM
Now, shakey cam in black-and-white! Well, at least until Ted Turner get's his mitts on it...
Ain't It Bourne News by TheManWithTooManyNames	Feb 27th, 2008 07:39:00 AM

Oh shit! Someone beat me to it! by TheManWithTooManyNames	Feb 27th, 2008 07:40:31 AM

Moondoggy2u, Bourne-Back Mountain sounds like pure Oscar gold! by TheManWithTooManyNames	Feb 27th, 2008 08:03:59 AM
Starring Matt Damon and Heath Ledger, a poignant tale about Stetson hats and necrophilia. Matt Damon: I can't quit you. Heath Ledger: . . . . Matt Damon: Goddamn it. I love you. Heath Ledger: . . . .
Moondoggy2u, Bourne-Back Mountain sounds like pure Oscar gold! by TheManWithTooManyNames	Feb 27th, 2008 08:06:20 AM
Starring Matt Damon and Heath Ledger, a poignant tale about Stetson hats and necrophilia. Matt Damon: I can't quit you. Heath Ledger: . . . . Matt Damon: Goddamn it. I love you. Heath Ledger: . . . .
Mr Spork by messi	Feb 27th, 2008 08:13:02 AM
Marion Cotillard is a brilliant actress who won because she put on the greatest female performance ever in la vie en rose. She's done other stuff that she's brilliant in too, maybe you should check it out before talking shit.
The 36th Chamber of Bourne by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 27th, 2008 08:21:14 AM
starring Kelly Hu
Team Bourne : World Police by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 27th, 2008 08:23:23 AM
starring Maaatt Daaamooon
Bourne haters? by DocPazuzu	Feb 27th, 2008 08:25:59 AM
Waaah! Stop the shaky-cam! Waaah! I can't follow what's going on! Waaah! I'll bet you feebs vomited all over your Eddie Bauers back in '96 when you played Quake for the first time. Losers.
Indiana Bourne and the Nth Fake Title Talkback by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 27th, 2008 08:27:05 AM
starring boredom and lameness
How about Bourne following his roots in mid-America? by JDanielP	Feb 27th, 2008 08:29:20 AM
What a hoot it would be to see a Jason Bourne flick taking place in mid-America. Wasn't he...(uh,hem)..."born"...in Missouri? And how many action flicks take place in the middle of the USA? And from what I understand, Chicago is open to film business, too (thank you, BATMAN BEGINS). Seriously, the way Bourne travels, he would have plenty of country to cover. I mean, just think of all the mid-America cities and towns and even the country of the ozarks, which even includes (snort!) Branson. I'd love to see Bourne go back home...to fill in the gaps, while giving us the action and movement that a Bourne flick promises.
ShakyCam SUCKS by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 27th, 2008 08:29:31 AM
fact
Ready to wrap it up? What? by Mooly	Feb 27th, 2008 08:41:12 AM
Damon was giving interviews to promote Bourne 3 and saying that if the right people came back with a good script he'd be happy to do a fourth. But now that it is in the works, suddenly history is rewritten and Damon was adamant the last movie be the LAST. And I would also agree that the Shaky cam in Bourne movies blows. Seeing bourne kick ass is what makes the movies so great. Why would they take the best parts and make them so blurry nobody can actually see what is going on?
BOURNE'S MALE FASHION STORE by BringingSexyBack	Feb 27th, 2008 08:51:27 AM
Here on this side we have black urban jackets. And on the other side we have black jeans. Pick a size.
Bourne on the Fourth of July by Dingbatty	Feb 27th, 2008 08:58:34 AM

Bourne R by Dingbatty	Feb 27th, 2008 08:59:33 AM

I'll be there ... if ... by Luscious.868	Feb 27th, 2008 09:04:12 AM
I'll be there if they take the story in a new direction. Part 3 felt a little stale in terms of plot, even though you did find out more about Bourne's past. We'd seen it all before. It's time to switch things up and have Bourne deal with something other than the CIA and the people they send to try and off him.
FILM THE WHOLE MOVIE IN UPSIDE-DOWN SHAKEY-CAM!!!! by BringingSexyBack	Feb 27th, 2008 09:07:43 AM
Puke!
THE BOURNE PRINCIPAL by BringingSexyBack	Feb 27th, 2008 09:09:37 AM
Jason Bourne becomes principal of local high school - finally meets his match in deadly teenagers.
IGN by colinjbooth	Feb 27th, 2008 09:13:47 AM
This was on IGN last friday. Glad to see AICN keeping up with current events.
Yay, more vomit-inducing Shakycam passing as storytelling... by SpyGuy	Feb 27th, 2008 09:14:57 AM
Ooo, this action is really intense so we'll film it in Shakycam so it's all blurry and you can't see the decent fight choreography! I learned my lesson after SUPREMACY and gave up on Greengrass' bullshit direction. Bring on QUANTUM OF SOLACE where I can follow what the fuck is going on without spewing my popcorn...
NEWSFLASH! WATCHING BOURNE MOVIES INCLUDED IN GENEVA CONVENTION by BringingSexyBack	Feb 27th, 2008 09:26:44 AM
Torture Bourne!
DANCING WITH THE STARS: THE BOURNE BALLET by BringingSexyBack	Feb 27th, 2008 09:30:34 AM
He won't step on your toes. He'll step on your throat!
Soooo overrated by Magnum Opus	Feb 27th, 2008 09:35:10 AM
yeah, I said it, and you know it's true.
When Was I Bourne? by Yeti	Feb 27th, 2008 09:36:33 AM
This is just getting silly. Mmmmmkay?
OH SIT! ALTERNATE ENDING TO ULTIMATUM DISCOVERED!! by BringingSexyBack	Feb 27th, 2008 09:42:37 AM
Jason Bourne: "Do you even know why you're supposed to kill me?" Assassin Guy: "Cuz I'm gettin paid, fool."
It would be best if... by Seth Cohen	Feb 27th, 2008 10:02:03 AM
Pam Landy got promoted and ended up reaching out to Bourne for an op. Forget the memory stuff, its all been resolved. Just have a kick ass spy movie.
NEW HULK PICS by johnnykool	Feb 27th, 2008 10:10:34 AM
Empire posted 'em with Iron Man and Wolverine new pics: http://www.empireonline.com/ne ws/story.asp?NID=22077 Nice job staying on top of things AICN!
Bourne 4 - Bourne Control by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 27th, 2008 11:04:02 AM
this time with Jason Patric
ReBOURNE by moviemaniac-7	Feb 27th, 2008 11:40:12 AM
Another 3 movie story arc? As long as everyone else is involved (Gilroy, Damon, Greengrass, Bradley, Marshall, etc.) I'm in. Or else, don't bother.
Rockin' the shit in this one! by Darth Macchio	Feb 27th, 2008 11:43:36 AM
Sorry folks but shaky cam sucks ass and if you disagree it's probably suckin' your ass which is why you like it. Seriously, what cinematic quality does it bring? Imperative? Excitement? Does anyone feel that in the middle of the action when you can't see what the hell is going on? And what's with the camera sliding behind an actors head and then you can't see anything anymore? I love the Bourne movies but Greengrass's supposedly "brilliant" camera work ends up distracting from what's on the screen which to me is like you being a genius artist who all of the sudden insists on painting with the brush sticking out your asshole (just don't fall over or forget and sit down somewhere). If it was a crappy scene or just a dumb movie in general I'd understand the desperation to raise it above itself but these are excellent and well paced stories that don't need some bullshit flim-school auteur-wannabe camera work (Greengrass doesn't need it, he's already capable of making a fantastic film without gimicky camera bullshit). I agree with others who think Identity was the best film. Tie Greengrass to a fucking chair and ignore his idiot imperative to shake and move the camera during the entire movie and you will have some of the truly best neo-action movies around.
Bourne Appetito by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 27th, 2008 12:03:18 PM
:-)
The Bourne HMO by SpiceWonBruce	Feb 27th, 2008 12:42:11 PM
Judging from the conclusion of ULTIMATUM, somebody is in dire need of healthcare...and it ain't Joan Allen.
Snakes on a Bourne by Pipple	Feb 27th, 2008 01:18:44 PM

B-ourne Again! by Yeti	Feb 27th, 2008 01:21:20 PM
With soundtrack by ABBA.
BOURNE BY DESIGN by masterless	Feb 27th, 2008 01:34:07 PM
winner
Lame... by MJohnson	Feb 27th, 2008 01:34:25 PM
It was a perfect trilogy as it stands, maybe one of the best trilogies in film - and now they're gonna do the money-grab mambo and fuck it up. And we'll all pay good money to see it because we suck.
The Bourne Dictionary by skywalkerfamily	Feb 27th, 2008 02:23:30 PM
Bourne teaches you some new words with the letters F. and U. in them.
Rather watch shaky cam than one long-ass poker game by hellboy1979	Feb 27th, 2008 02:56:05 PM
Bourne kicks bond's ass any day. The quantum of solace?? wtf??
How about a Poker game with shakey cam? by skywalkerfamily	Feb 27th, 2008 03:26:17 PM
I'd see that!
BOURNE 2 ELECTRIC BUGALOOO! by skywalkerfamily	Feb 27th, 2008 03:36:21 PM

BournedHog Day by SpencerTrilby	Feb 27th, 2008 04:17:58 PM
actually, the third episode's working title.
Shaky Shaky Bourne Bourne by SpencerTrilby	Feb 27th, 2008 04:21:18 PM
oh... the possibilities!
La Bamba Bourne by skywalkerfamily	Feb 27th, 2008 05:11:09 PM
co starring Lou Diamond Phillips.
Natural Bourne MILF! by travis-dane	Feb 27th, 2008 05:11:22 PM
Hit The Midnight MILF Train!YYEEEHHHAAAAAA!
It's just by Automaton Overlord	Feb 27th, 2008 05:26:00 PM
Borneography
Shaky cam controversy by Mr Writer	Feb 27th, 2008 05:45:17 PM
I don't understand everyone complaining about the use of shaky cam in the last two Bourne movies. I thought Greengrass' directorial style (call it shaky cam or whatever you want) was absolutely superb and perfectly matched the fast-paced, kinetic subject matter. I didn't have the slightest problems making out the stunts, fight scenes or locations. If you do maybe you should go to the fucking opticians. Ultimatum was one of the best action movies in years and I'd welcome a fourth installment. I just hope it matches the trilogy for quality as Bourne Identity, Supremacy and Ultimatum were excellent examples of the genre. And as much as I liked Casino Royale, Ultimatum kicked its arse.
Shaky Cam is useless most of the time by SpencerTrilby	Feb 27th, 2008 06:43:05 PM
it's a great technique but it was really used too much. Total overkill. I haven't seen other Greengrass movies but it reminded me of cheap TV directors like JJ Abrams taking the leap to the big screen, and failing to get rid of the fat of their style. It was annoying. And I don't need an optician: when used properly (see McT and his kinetic style in Die Hard 3) it works for wonderful effects. I'm just appaled than 12 years later they use it with less efficiency than good ol'McT ramming his shoulder into his steadycamer after removing some of his camera's mecanism. It was a casual approach, 12 years ago, and it worked better. And I'm far from the only person thinking that way. So there must be a problem, no?
The Bourne Happening by micturatingbenjamin	Feb 27th, 2008 07:09:03 PM
Bourne did fling himself off the roof of a building last time, right?
The Bourne Orgasm, or, Bournegasm by MrMysteryGuest	Feb 27th, 2008 08:57:42 PM

Bourne-ography by MrMysteryGuest	Feb 27th, 2008 09:03:09 PM

LAW & ORDER: SPECIAL BOURNE UNIT by MrMysteryGuest	Feb 27th, 2008 09:17:57 PM
Officers Benson & Stabler battle Jason Bourne every week. If Stabler gets holier than thou, Bourne slaps him down with a phone book!
CSI: BOURNE by MrMysteryGuest	Feb 27th, 2008 09:22:51 PM
Bourne solves crimes with an improvised lab made of bearskins and stone knives.
The Bourne Matrix by skywalkerfamily	Feb 27th, 2008 11:29:59 PM
We all wake up and find out we're all Bourne.
THE BOURNE CONTINUUM / THE BOURNE AD INFINITUM by Det. John Kimble	Feb 28th, 2008 01:10:38 AM

As long as they shoot it with SteadyCam this time by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 28th, 2008 01:34:37 AM
I'll watch a fourth one. But I'm SICK and FUCKING TIRED of these modern ShakyCam/Supersonic editing crap where you can't!see!shit!!! The sense for topography is completely lost.
GOD NO!!! by Maniaq	Feb 28th, 2008 02:09:35 AM
ONLY IF THERE IS A CAMERA TRIPOD INVOLVED - AND NOT AS A WEAPON!
Am I the only one bored by these movies? by kevred	Feb 28th, 2008 02:21:42 AM
Really, what exactly is special about these Bourne films? Everything about them--acting, plot, action, camerawork, everything--is boring and not really special at all. The hype on the third film was way beyond any substance. It seems like we're all supposed to think they're special, but what is special about them?
BOURNE IV - THE JOURNEY HOME by Maniaq	Feb 28th, 2008 03:24:06 AM
for the Star Trek fans...
MEL-BOURNE - the Jewish Connection by Maniaq	Feb 28th, 2008 03:25:08 AM

STILL-BOURNE by Maniaq	Feb 28th, 2008 03:27:45 AM

BOURNE IN THE EIGHTIES by Maniaq	Feb 28th, 2008 03:28:06 AM

What now? by andyman3000	Feb 28th, 2008 05:48:37 AM
As much as I love the Bourne movies and being one of the millions out there wanting Matt Damon to reprise his role, I can't help but think just what more needs to be done? His memory came back to hime in 'ultimatum' and 'Blackbriar' was made public. Although I see a lot of potential in his character and enough adventures to rival that of Bond, the fourth Bourne movie will more undoubtedly be the last and would have to wrap up the franchise with satisfaction.

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